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  1. Re:Bottom pop up ads on slashdot on Why Does Amazon Want To Sell Its Own Smartphone, Anyway · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A stillborn, hopefully...

  2. Re:i've worked on that bridge on The Ways Programming Is Hard · · Score: 1

    Someone's been spending too much time on xkcd :-)

  3. Re:Proposal. on NASA Chief Tells the Critics of Exploration Plan: "Get Over It" · · Score: 1

    They, then.

  4. Re:Proposal. on NASA Chief Tells the Critics of Exploration Plan: "Get Over It" · · Score: 1

    It ?

  5. Re:Back in my day on How Far Will You Go For Highest Speed Internet? · · Score: 1

    Because of the well-known maxim:
    The faster you download, the bigger your penis gets :-)

  6. Re:earthquakes here at home on 8.2 Earthquake Off the Coast of Chile, Tsunami Triggered · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right now all coastal cities have been evacuated as tsunami alarms where sounded, including massive SMS alerts and emergency alerts sent directly to Android phones.

    So iPhone users can die? Sounds like Chile is way more civilised than I thought ;-)

  7. Re: Clearly vaccination is to blame! on Continued Rise In Autism Diagnoses Puzzles Researchers, Galvanizes Advocates · · Score: 1

    Nah, tl;dr. Good trolls fit in one-liners.

  8. Re:Mega on Google and Viacom Finally Settle YouTube Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    You've got this the wrong way around. Mega's business case was to host *copyrighted material* available for people to view whilst making money off subscriptions and ads. Youtube's business case is to host *legal content* and monetise it (whilst providing its ad agency with information about you to better target ads, but that's beside the point). They may not be as fast as they should be to remove infringing content, but they do, and in good faith.

  9. Re:Fourth Amendment on US Intelligence Officials To Monitor Federal Employees With Security Clearances · · Score: 2

    It is absurd that we have five *million* people in the country whom the government has forced to waive their right to be free from *unreasonable* search in order to qualify for their jobs.

    What's unreasonable is that 5 million people need a security clearance!!

  10. Re:If they could do for 5G what they promised for on UK and Germany To Collaborate On 5G · · Score: 1

    Who are they?

  11. Re:Energy policy is laughable on BP Finds Way To Bypass US Crude Export Ban · · Score: 1

    All the hot air from politicians won't change that.

    In fact, it adds to the problem ! ;-)

  12. Re:Yes they did. on Ask Slashdot: Does Your Employer Perform HTTPS MITM Attacks On Employees? · · Score: 1

    As long as I have cheese, wine, bread, women and garlic, they can keep coming and going through the country, I don't care :-P

  13. Re:Yes they did. on Ask Slashdot: Does Your Employer Perform HTTPS MITM Attacks On Employees? · · Score: 1

    It was studied for a while at my work but abandonned because in French law it would possibly pass as creating and using a fake identity, which are both punishable by law.

    Also, I'm pretty sure the unions would have minded, then there would have been a general strike and... well you know, the usual ;-)

  14. Re:Atmospheric pressure on First Look At the Animals of the New Hebrides Trench · · Score: 1

    You mean they could end up as diamonds if they swim deep enough ? ;-)

  15. Re: How can the situation be improved? on Why Is US Broadband So Slow? · · Score: 1

    lucky you. time warner in NY charges $50 a month. Comcast in Mass charges $50 a month. Verizon Fios in both charges $50 a month.

    Looks like a cartel to me...

  16. Re: Why? on Asia's Richest Man Is Betting Big On Silicon Valley's Fake Eggs · · Score: 1

    Breakfast is eggs, sausage and bacon. Vegans can eat all the soy-crap they want, it still won't be called breakfast!

  17. Re:games on Ask Slashdot: What Games Are You Playing? · · Score: 1

    Addicted to Candy Crush...

  18. Re:In Soviet America... on These Are the Companies the FAA Has Sent notices To For Using Drones · · Score: 1

    [citation needed], or FUD.

  19. Re:Mod parent troll on These Are the Companies the FAA Has Sent notices To For Using Drones · · Score: 1

    (...) the week of 2/10 - 2/17(...)

    There are only 12 months in the year, please review your date-writing skills.

    (Sorry but with all this Olives and Feta, I'm missing a good troll, please feed it!!!)

  20. Apollo 13 was kind of Beta...

  21. Re:Breaks some websites on With HTTPS Everywhere, Is Firefox Now the Most Secure Mobile Browser? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
    A: He ate pizza before it was cool!

  22. Re:Still using it on Eclipse Foundation Celebrates 10 Years · · Score: 1

    Should have used emacs... :-D

  23. Re:This just in... on Edward Snowden and the Death of Nuance · · Score: 1

    Actually, the world would be a different place if people weren't allowed abstention. When you come to a T-junction in your car, ou need to choose left or right, you don't just sit there without choosing or turning back...
    </bad_car_analogy>

  24. Re:This just in... on Edward Snowden and the Death of Nuance · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I hate these binary people, the truth is that the world is ternary.

    Yes.
    No.
    Maybe.
    (cross out as appropriate)

  25. Re:Another simple solution on Why Does Facebook Need To Read My Text Messages? · · Score: 2

    1) Go to "Account Settings"
    2) Press "Deactivate you account"
    3) Get an effin' life.
    4) ???
    5) Profit!

    FTFY. You must be new here ;-)