"A method, or process of removal of fecal and other unwanted material from the posterior of a human being. Using a tissue-paper based material (available from common grocery markets), one can induce an act of wiping - the repeated motion from one's hand, moving front to back while holding tissue-paper - to remove the fecal and other unwanted materials. This movement shall be used on the human posterior, and the results, after several applications, shall be a clean, and fecal free human posterior.
If your school is lucky enough to have internet access, setup Linux as a dialup server for students who don't have internet access have some way to get to the net from home. I know my old school had a BBS when I went there; it would be nice to set them up with a linux box to allow them to have internet access.
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"A method, or process of removal of fecal and other unwanted material from the posterior of a human being. Using a tissue-paper based material (available from common grocery markets), one can induce an act of wiping - the repeated motion from one's hand, moving front to back while holding tissue-paper - to remove the fecal and other unwanted materials. This movement shall be used on the human posterior, and the results, after several applications, shall be a clean, and fecal free human posterior.
If your school is lucky enough to have internet access, setup Linux as a dialup server for students who don't have internet access have some way to get to the net from home. I know my old school had a BBS when I went there; it would be nice to set them up with a linux box to allow them to have internet access.