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  1. Re:The Big Bang on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    Interesting..
    Get us before we even existed..

    What are we going to do tonight Brain?

  2. I herby patent Winning. on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1
    I patent winning..

    winning (definition):
    The act of being better.
    being in first place.
    being he leader.
    being the one that wins.

    Anyone violating my patent must forfeit all winnings (anything gotten by winning) to me and must also pay a royalty fee of $50.00

    Now I can't lose... =)

  3. Patent #23!#4 (MITOSIS) on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    I own a pattent on a method I developed many years ago. This method takes an existing cell and splits that cell into two cells that are exact copies of eachother. I call my process MITOSIS. Anyone who is currently using my porcess must CEASE and DECIST, also anyone who has used the process will be billed for it's use at 5 cents per cell produced (ten cents per MITOSIS process). Thank you.