User: TheOriginalLimey

NSA's dream

On: Cisco Plans $1B Investment In Cloud

Now we just have to compromise one cloud! And once we have, we can farm out all the data analysis!

Because it doesn't matter

On: Cisco Plans $1B Investment In Cloud

You think the NSA is being stopped by your security?

They have that choice?

On: Russians Take Ukraine's Last Land Base In Crimea

Darn, that's where armies have been going wrong all these years.

Glad this is all just a socialist hoax

On: IPCC's "Darkest Yet" Climate Report Warns of Food, Water Shortages

Or I might have to do something

Re:First priority.

On: First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth

Now is only the could work in Cold Fusion and Death Panels.

What will the support calls sound like?

On: First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth

"Hello, my black hole is red this morning?" "Hello, I've lost my black hole and the the room it was in is missing too?" ....and the responses... "Sir, could you please stick your head in the black hold to see if it's working? Yup, just go ahead....little further..."