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First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth

An anonymous reader writes "An electromagnetic 'black hole' that sucks in surrounding light has been built for the first time. The device, which works at microwave frequencies, may soon be extended to trap visible light, leading to an entirely new way of harvesting solar energy to generate electricity. A theoretical design for a table-top black hole to trap light was proposed in a paper published earlier this year by Evgenii Narimanov and Alexander Kildishev of Purdue University in West Lafayette, Indiana. Their idea was to mimic the properties of a cosmological black hole, whose intense gravity bends the surrounding space-time, causing any nearby matter or radiation to follow the warped space-time and spiral inwards."

244 comments

  1. and i thought mooning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    had been around for ages...

    1. Re:and i thought mooning by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      I want to know what happens when you stick one of these in the microwave... Singularity anyone?

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    2. Re:and i thought mooning by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Personally, I want to know a) how I always get sucked (yes, pun intended) into reading these stories and b) why the comments always lower themselves to be puerile almost facebook-like comments on science articles on slashdot of late.

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  2. Gotta say ... by ScaledLizard · · Score: 5, Funny

    That sucks ...

    1. Re:Gotta say ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't black holes also blow out huge plumes of matter? If so, does it suck and blow?

    2. Re:Gotta say ... by ScaledLizard · · Score: 1

      If you lead a steampipe through it, it might ... you might power a turbine and get hot water for your house. Here is where "suck and blow" might be good a deal for humankind ...

    3. Re:Gotta say ... by tritonman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just wait until Al-Qaeda gets a hold of this technology

    4. Re:Gotta say ... by y_axis · · Score: 1

      Or the Palistinians. If they can weaponize this technology, they may have a whole new way to hurl rocks at Israelis.

    5. Re:Gotta say ... by n0tWorthy · · Score: 1

      Then it's a fan!

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  3. Wow by RichardJenkins · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This really sucks.

    1. Re:Wow by Necroloth · · Score: 0

      they can just stick it where the sun don't shine ;)

    2. Re:Wow by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Where can I see it?

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    3. Re:Wow by craagz · · Score: 1

      drown - water
      bury - soil
      suck - air
      sip - liquid
      ??? - light

      or does suck work for everything?

    4. Re:Wow by Rip+Dick · · Score: 3, Funny

      It certainly works where your mom is concerned.

    5. Re:Wow by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      This really sucks.

      It's just warped, I say! Warped!

    6. Re:Wow by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if you'd just pull your head out of your ...

      Oh. Never mind. Keep looking.

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    7. Re:Wow by DRACO- · · Score: 1

      Absorb? Reflect? Refract? Transform?

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  4. First priority. by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Informative

    They need to stop calling it a black hole or the ignorant masses will decide it's going to end the world.

    1. Re:First priority. by SpeedyDX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But then how would they get their free publicity and 15 minutes?!

    2. Re:First priority. by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Welcome to the presentation of our next project, The Nightbringer."

    3. Re:First priority. by Zebra_X · · Score: 5, Informative

      For sure... and it's not a black hole. It's a very well designed waveguide that is able to channel microwaves to an absorbant material without re-radiating any of the incoming energy.

    4. Re:First priority. by TheOriginalLimey · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now is only the could work in Cold Fusion and Death Panels.

    5. Re:First priority. by ms1234 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They could call it a brown hole?

    6. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as they don't build it as a chair-top black hole... i think we'll be safe from some Balmer chairmaggedon.

    7. Re:First priority. by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 5, Funny

      They need to stop calling it a black hole or the ignorant masses will decide it's going to end the world.

      In the current uber-politically correct climate, they're more likely to lose their funding after being accused of racism.

    8. Re:First priority. by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      As long as the dolphins are still here, we're safe.

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    9. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell no, it is our words and our science.
      Learn the idiots that it isn't an Earth-eating monster from outer space instead.

    10. Re:First priority. by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

      It's a black hole in the same way my bedroom is when I shut the door.

    11. Re:First priority. by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now is only the could work in Cold Fusion and Death Panels!

      Now is only the could work in sentence structure!

      Apologies if you made this post without the aid of caffeine... or if you're quoting verbatim from Palin's blog (which I kinda doubted at first since it uses the words "cold fusion" but that COULD be some obscure Alaskan sexual practise)

    12. Re:First priority. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 3, Funny

      Call it cold fusion.
      Say it harnesses zero-point energy.
      Put porn in their research.

    13. Re:First priority. by sleeponthemic · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they stop it's still an elephant in the room. Since this is never going to go away, I think I side with the idea of continual misuse of this term, thus encouraging a public view more akin to the boy who cried wolf. Once we get there, we can actually make the black hole that destroys earth, in peace.

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    14. Re:First priority. by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      "It's a black hole in the same way my bedroom is when I shut the door." - Azathoth. 0-2009

    15. Re:First priority. by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      Yes please, my first gut reaction was to say "holy crap, what could possibly go wrong?" Then I read the article and my reaction was, "holy crap, this is a revolutionary way of capturing electromagnetic waves that." Seriously, this seems from the super short non-descriptive article, like it could actually be on every solar panel in 10 years.

      I completely agree, they need to fix the name lol. Although it is catchy, something like "light sucker" or something would make more sense.

    16. Re:First priority. by omnichad · · Score: 2, Funny

      The LHC was just waiting for the right time... ;-)

    17. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Simply call it "Electromagnetic Sponge"

    18. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way, bunghole.

    19. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      First priority: Install one above every street light so we can get our lovely speckled black skies back. :)

    20. Re:First priority. by metlin · · Score: 1

      Until the smart dolphins who've already left shake their heads at mankind (and their stupid brethren) that stayed behind.

    21. Re:First priority. by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or the Lightmaid.
      Just don't flick the switch from "suck" to "blow".

    22. Re:First priority. by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Just direct them to this reassuring website:
      http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

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    23. Re:First priority. by krajzega · · Score: 1

      I agree, they need to call it the afro-american hole to prevent this.

    24. Re:First priority. by bughunter · · Score: 1

      My thoughts too. Yet another technical term to be diluted into meaningless by ignorance and avarice.

      Just add it on the pile with artificial intelligence, robotic, virtual reality, and tin foil hat.

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    25. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the ignorant mass:

      it's the end of the world..!!!!....Ruuuuuuunnnn !!!!!!!!!!

    26. Re:First priority. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      FTA... In their device, the core converts the absorbed light into heat... So, it is be reradiated out the bottom/top of the cylinder. Just one more reason why you are right to call it a waveguide, albeit a very advanced one.

      -l

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    27. Re:First priority. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Except they're in on the plot against us. ^^

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    28. Re:First priority. by camelrider · · Score: 1

      First priority: Install one above every street light so we can get our lovely speckled black skies back. :)

      I certainly agree! Recover the light that is otherwise polluting our environment.

    29. Re:First priority. by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      That sounds even worse! It's like the fantasy rpg name if a bad guy who seeks to destroy the universe. Just the introduction could cause a panic:
      "Hi,.we'd like to introduce you to the Nightbringer, Ender of Days and Destroyer of Light who feasts upon your puny life-giving photons. Don't be shy, he just wants to bring you all into Eternal Darkness."

      Ooo, I just came up with a few new names for my WoW characters
      *Runs off to see if they're taken...

    30. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Thought it was haiku
      Too many syllables though
      So I guess it's not

    31. Re:First priority. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just call it what it is -- a Light Sucker.

      Which the masses will understand as the long-theorized counterpart to the everyday item, the Dark Sucker.

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    32. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lose their funding? Nah. They just won't be able to use the funding to buy an NFL team.

      "My friends, I'm being discriminated against. Just because I'm on the radio every day acting like a complete racist jackass, does that make me a bad person? Why are people allowed to dislike me just because I'm an ignorant asshole who refuses to keep his racism to himself? Don't we have freedom of speech in this country any more?"

    33. Re:First priority. by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Until the smart dolphins who've already left shake their heads at mankind (and their stupid brethren) that stayed behind.

      You're saying some stayed on porpoise ?

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    34. Re:First priority. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I agree, they need to call it the afro-american hole to prevent this.

      Aw geez, now you've done it ... the birthers are going to want to see the original birth certificate, or it didn't happen! They'll rename it the Kenyan hole, and say it's not eligible for funding.

    35. Re:First priority. by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just call it what it is -- a Light Sucker.

      So if we run it in reverse, do we now have a Light Sabre? Or just a way to microwave people at a distance?

    36. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever been far as decided want to do look more like?

    37. Re:First priority. by kgfowler · · Score: 0

      It's an ARC (tm) "Ambient Radiation Crockpot". Move over George Foreman, this new slow cooker makes chili and stew like your grill never could. Just put in the ingredients, place it in an open, south-facing window and let the communication satellites do the rest. "But what will I do for 4-8 hours?" you ask? Just connect your your satellite TV tuner to the coaxial output and enjoy hours of digital media. -kf

    38. Re:First priority. by countertrolling · · Score: 1

      ...the core converts the absorbed light into heat...

      Is this supposed to be something new ?

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    39. Re:First priority. by pottymouth · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Palin's blog"

      Seriously man (or whatever), get a life.

    40. Re:First priority. by countertrolling · · Score: 1
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    41. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i was just let down
      thought this might be a haiku
      dejected, its not

    42. Re:First priority. by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Call it cold fusion
      Claim zero-point energy
      Add porn to research

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    43. Re:First priority. by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Funny

      As long as they haven't figured out the brown note, we're all safe

    44. Re:First priority. by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      I favor "pointy fusion porn".

    45. Re:First priority. by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      "Welcome to the presentation of our next project, The Nightbringer."

      Thank you. I am Nightbringer, as you have surmised. And I'm glad to be here. Are you The Food?

    46. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which makes it more immediately useful for increasing the efficiency of wireless power transmission

    47. Re:First priority. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Talk about hype and abusing scientific termology. Their next project will be on solar cells titled "Generating free subatomic charged particles via a massive nuclear fusion source"

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    48. Re:First priority. by stanltaaf · · Score: 1

      Correct, they also might think it has something to do with the shape of space, which it does not have anything to do with the effect of space on matter e.g. gravity. It's a very fancy inward reflecting fresnel

    49. Re:First priority. by skudenfaugen · · Score: 1

      Call it cold fusion. Say it harnesses zero-point energy. Put porn in their research.

      PROFIT!

    50. Re:First priority. by kabloom · · Score: 1

      If my coffee cup suddenly collapsed into a black hole, I wouldn't feel any difference because outside the event horizon, it's still the same amount of mass generating the same amount of gravity. However, it would suck all of the air out of the room -- as gas molecules fell into the event horizon, the rest of the air in the room would redistribute at a lower pressure, exposing more gas molecules to the danger of falling into the event horizon.

    51. Re:First priority. by ArmyOfAardvarks · · Score: 1

      It's going to end the world!

    52. Re:First priority. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The event horizon for a black hole with the pass of a coffee cup would be so small i would think it would have no noticeable effect on the air in the room.

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    53. Re:First priority. by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Remember your audience. This is slashdot. To get a full insightful moderation, you need to add microsoft in a negative connotation.

      If you mentioned how Microsoft has been stopping cold fusion by using death panels, then it would have been +5 informative instead of funny.

    54. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now the world isn't going to end in 2012... I'm confused...

    55. Re:First priority. by bandmassa · · Score: 1

      Call it "free, unlimited energy" and use it to power an electric car. Really, the media are THAT stupid.

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    56. Re:First priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, then we would have to decide if it's "sponge worthy"

    57. Re:First priority. by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Just issue everyone night-vision goggles and leave the lights turned off.

  5. Plagiarism? by eldavojohn · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The summary is word for word the first three paragraphs in the article. The titles are also the same. Dangerous ground to tread on, CmdrTaco.

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    1. Re:Plagiarism? by AltGrendel · · Score: 1

      Nah, he just needs to put double quotes around it and he's good.

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    2. Re:Plagiarism? by lxs · · Score: 1

      What's even worse is that they start out calling it the first black hole for light and immediately admit that is isn't actually a black hole for light yet.

      In similar news, I just broke the 100m dash world record. Well I walked 100 meters to work, which is almost the same.

    3. Re:Plagiarism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summary is word for word the first three paragraphs in the article. The titles are also the same. Dangerous ground to tread on, CmdrTaco.

      The "summary" is entirely in quotation marks - moron! Besides the fact it can't be plagiarism if he links to the original article. Get a life.

    4. Re:Plagiarism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a quote that starts with "An anonymous reader writes", you dimwit troll

    5. Re:Plagiarism? by Eevee · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's better than the usual Slashdot editor practice of mangling the submission to something almost entirely different in order to get everyone spun up that we're used to seeing.

  6. uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do realize this is not a "real" black hole and is just a marketing term, but it would seem to me that the device very likely takes much ore energy to power than it can collect. After all this is not some ACME super vacuum... it can only redirect the light that is actually passing through it's field range. The only way to extend the field would be to increase power consumption, and that's not linear.
    So... really that's cute... a virtual parabolic mirror, that requires energy. nifty.

    I'm sure there will be a better use for this somewhere, but it won't be for solar energy collection.

    1. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by FTWinston · · Score: 4, Funny

      How much energy does it "take?" Its a metamaterial structure, and the refractive properties are caused by its shape alone.

      That said, all that incident EM radiation is gonna really heat it up ... so if you were going to put a solar panel in the middle, as the article describes, then it will likely require cooling if its placed in bright conditions.

      Unless they're very clever with creating it, such that only wavelengths usable by the solar panel are refracted into the centre. Anyway, if they think they can do that by the end of 2009, can they make me a man-sized invisible hamsterball? Invisible zorbing would be an interesting experience.

    2. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ehhhhm no... It's a passive device. It doesn't use any energy (electric or otherwise) at all. It just sits there and captures photons and redirects them to its center. It is made from the same materials that the "invisibility cloak" that generated a lot of PR a few months ago was made of, and once made doesn't need any energy to run.

      Even though I know this is /. ... RTFA

    3. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by techiemikey · · Score: 1

      It uses no energy once it's built as far as I can tell. It takes a series of materials that guides light (or electromagnetic radiation not in visible spectrum yet) and directs it into the center of the device which turns it into...well, currently heat. In a while when they get the visible light spectrum version working they will probably have the core be a solar panel so they can turn light into electricity.

    4. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Funny

      can they make me a man-sized invisible hamsterball? Invisible zorbing would be an interesting experience.

      Actually it would be a black hamsterball.

      And if that's the objective for 2009, it's quite easier to achieve by simply painting it black. Anyway, you'll just end up with a pretty pissed off hamster.

    5. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

      If it DOES get really hot, sounds like a co-generation opportunity. Hot water and electricity from the same roof unit.
      How much energy would THAT save an average household??

      --PM

    6. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by EdZ · · Score: 1

      Unless they're very clever with creating it, such that only wavelengths usable by the solar panel are refracted into the centre.

      That happens by default. Metamaterials only operate correctly on a very narrow band of frequencies.

    7. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Interoperable · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't know why a huge amount of a nano-structured meta-material would be cheaper to make than a large mirror. The device is interesting in it's own right but the application to solar power is a real stretch. It seems like every advance has to claim to be a step on the way to curing cancer or solving the energy crisis to get any attention. Even the article about magnetic monopole quasi-particles tied it back to applications to computing...possible but that certainly isn't why the discovery is interesting.

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    8. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by chunkyasparagus · · Score: 1

      Finally! The quest to find an engine for my perpetual motion machine is over...OVER! Bwahahahahaha.

    9. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That said, all that incident EM radiation is gonna really heat it up ... so if you were going to put a solar panel in the middle, as the article describes, then it will likely require cooling if its placed in bright conditions.

      ... you do realize that is the point of the device.. right?
      Remember, Solar Panel != a direct EM conversion panel
      Solar Panel is a parent category for a whole bunch of capture methods, such as direct EM->electrical, heat-transfer and dynamos, etc.
      In this case, this solar harvester would capture all radiant energy around it and heat up the device, that heat being transferred over to a tube of liquid which will then turn a dynamo at some stage.

    10. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Captain+Hook · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I doubt it would be cheaper to make, but a mirror reflects light from one direction and if you have concave shape focuses that light at a certain point, but for that to work the light has to be entering from the right direction relative to the focus point (normal straight in the front but doesn't necessarily have to be

      This system would work regardless of which direction the light enters from, which means it works under very difuse light source. It also means you don't need a tracking system to keep the mirror at the right angle relative to the sun which would make installation and maintenance costs lower than a tracking mirror system.

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    11. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I came back to read the comments because I had this same though. The article says they could replace the huge parabolic mirrors used in solar collection. So they want to replace a large mirror, with a large fuunnel made of obscure expensive materials? How does that help?

    12. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      This application would, yes. But this is very closely related to the work on designing metamaterials to deflect light around a spherical object rather than to simply absorb it.

      It strikes me now that it would be completely back as seen from the inside, however, which would limit its usability unless you mounted cameras around the rim.

    13. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      It helps get it in new scientist. Thats about it.

    14. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by dnahelicase · · Score: 1

      no problem. I run around in one all the time. I just use my SEP field generator. Sure, it's not really invisible, but it gets the job done.

    15. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by FTWinston · · Score: 1

      Problem is, some of us can see right through those...
      Those of us that do IT support for friends & family know that Someone Else's Problems have a nasty habit of becoming Our problems at a moment's notice.

    16. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Painted · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It replaces the large, parabolic mirror which has a bunch of steering gear with a large, metamaterial collector that requires none. It makes the whole system a lot more "install and forget", removing the maintenance, moving parts, etc. It would also work well for smaller scale installations, and for installations that don't face directly at the sun (north facing, etc.). It would work well on cloudy days, indoors, and in a host of situations that a parabolic focusing arrangement would be impractical or useless.

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    17. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      Actually, it would be black on the outside but lit up on the inside......all of the light would be funneled to the core.
       

    18. Re:uhhh... how much energy does it take? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Something like this could make a really efficient solar sail. If they get it working at that magnitude.

      ~X~

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  7. This is the proof... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    tha the theory about the existence of dark suckers is true!

  8. It's a black hole... by Nux'd · · Score: 1

    ...only this one sucks in light!!!

    1. Re:It's a black hole... by protodevilin · · Score: 1

      Um. ALL black holes suck in light. Light that cannot escape a black hole's intense gravitational forces will not be visible, making the black hole's area of effect appear, well, black. Hence the name.

  9. Not really light, is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it now works at microwave frequencies, technically it just sucks in microwaves and not light?

    If you want to call it something else than a microwave, call it electromagnetic radiation.

    1. Re:Not really light, is it? by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      Electromagnetic radiation at all frequencies is 'light'. It's just not visible light, which is a narrow band of frequencies.

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    2. Re:Not really light, is it? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      call it electromagnetic radiation

      Also reasonably referred to as "light". You are thinking of "visible light".

  10. Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will be the final slashdotting.

    1. Re:Ouch by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Slashdotterdammerungenlied. You will like the Overture.

  11. Non Singularity Black Hole... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean perhaps actual black holes are not all singularities after all?

    Just food for thought...

    (captya agitator, appropriate)

  12. What will the support calls sound like? by TheOriginalLimey · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Hello, my black hole is red this morning?" "Hello, I've lost my black hole and the the room it was in is missing too?" ....and the responses... "Sir, could you please stick your head in the black hold to see if it's working? Yup, just go ahead....little further..."

  13. Shouldn't we give the Cui and Cheng more credit by Tom+Boz · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's because I happen to be an experimentalist (and we're always at odds with the theorists/ computer simulation/ computational analysis groups) but shouldn't Cui and Cheng's names be attached with the summary? I mean, having the idea for a box that won't let light escape is great, but actually building it is far more impressive to me.

    1. Re:Shouldn't we give the Cui and Cheng more credit by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 4, Funny

      Interesting culture you've got there. Where I work the theorists/computational groups find the experimentalists indispensible and vice versa. The experimentalists provide the grounding in reality and provide the final fruition of all the theory/computer work. The theory+computation guides the experiments and increases the odds that the experiments'll work the first time out. Everyone's better off, and everyone knows it, with the exception of just one guy who's generally hard to deal with anyway (even the other experimentalists don't get on with him.)

      --PM

    2. Re:Shouldn't we give the Cui and Cheng more credit by Tom+Boz · · Score: 1

      I'm truly jealous. The CFD team is off-site, and most of the time they take 2 weeks to tell us they couldn't get a solution to converge, and request we try to simplify our setup to match their virtual one. Of course, there's always the possibility that we're just the group that's hard to deal with, and not them!

    3. Re:Shouldn't we give the Cui and Cheng more credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you'd consider Jim-Bob on the production line at the Honda plant to be more important than Henry Ford?

    4. Re:Shouldn't we give the Cui and Cheng more credit by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      and request we try to simplify our setup to match their virtual one

      Haha I love that one..."Our theory doesn't agree with reality...let's try a new version of reality!"

    5. Re:Shouldn't we give the Cui and Cheng more credit by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Just as long as the theorists don't come anywhere near the equipment. There's a graduate student at my university who I swear to the FSM causes the equipment to malfunction just by walking in the room. I shudder to think what happens if he enters a hospital.

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  14. How about a Kugelblitz? by Duodecimal · · Score: 1

    I don't think HeeChee references are that obscure.

  15. News Update! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Congress has dismissed the "first" claims of the University by stating that they have been creating giant sucking black holes, such at the recent "Stimulus Bill", for over 200 years now. They hope to create an economy-crushing Black Hole by the end of the year that should eclipse anything the Universities have created.

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  16. WTFO, Man. by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    Didn't these guys pay attention to the media? It's the Large Hadron Accelerator that is supposed to create the Earth-destroying black hole...

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    1. Re:WTFO, Man. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      They do, they also saw an article saying that it will always fail due to the Universe not wanting to see a Higgs boson.

      So they manned up and found a way to make the black hole without also making a Higgs boson and hence condemning themselves to failure via time travel.

  17. It was nice to have known you guys by Lord+Lode · · Score: 1

    This might very well be the Last Post...

    1. Re:It was nice to have known you guys by CODiNE · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, the universe itself will travel back and time and prevent it. Think about it... Mr. Universe... time travel. It's Arnold. He's the one stopping the LHC.

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    2. Re:It was nice to have known you guys by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      He already created his own black hole, but it seems it only sucks in money... :p

  18. Rise and shine.... by Sojourner1337 · · Score: 1

    Prepare for unforeseen consequences....

  19. I THINK ITS QUITE OVIOUS by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    I THINK ITS QUITE OVIOUS that he wasn't trying to pass off those words as his own. Apologies to TFA.

  20. It's an interesting development.... by jcochran · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But I have definite issues with the last paragraph of the article

    Such a device could be used to harvest solar energy in places where the light is too diffuse for mirrors to concentrate it onto a solar cell. An optical black hole would suck it all in and direct it at a solar cell sitting at the core. "If that works, you will no longer require these huge parabolic mirrors to collect light," says Narimanov.

    The article gives no indication that light passing near the device will get sucked into it, but only that all light hitting the device gets sucked into the center. So instead of requiring those huge parabolic mirrors, you'll instead require these huge cylindrical structures. Would still have a nice advantage in that no tracking or steering devices would be required since light hitting it from any side gets "sucked in", but it would still require a considerable amount of real estate to deploy assuming that they can both scale it down (to handle visible light) and scale it up (to make the amount of light absorbed represent a non-trivial amount of power).

    1. Re:It's an interesting development.... by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

      But I have definite issues with the last paragraph of the article

      Such a device could be used to harvest solar energy in places where the light is too diffuse for mirrors to concentrate it onto a solar cell. An optical black hole would suck it all in and direct it at a solar cell sitting at the core. "If that works, you will no longer require these huge parabolic mirrors to collect light," says Narimanov.

      The article gives no indication that light passing near the device will get sucked into it, but only that all light hitting the device gets sucked into the center. So instead of requiring those huge parabolic mirrors, you'll instead require these huge cylindrical structures. Would still have a nice advantage in that no tracking or steering devices would be required since light hitting it from any side gets "sucked in", but it would still require a considerable amount of real estate to deploy assuming that they can both scale it down (to handle visible light) and scale it up (to make the amount of light absorbed represent a non-trivial amount of power).

      Imagine all the ambient light in our environment? I don't think they will need too much up-scaling to see huge amounts of energy. On a decent sunny day, you can create a point of light powerful enough to incinerate an insect, and that with a crappy magnifying glass, what if that same magnifying glass had zero loss? What I want to see is if they can get this thing to trap more energetic frequencies (Gamma anyone?)

    2. Re:It's an interesting development.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not use both? Have a parabolic mirror focusing light from a large area onto a smaller collector.

    3. Re:It's an interesting development.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The parabolic mirrors only work for light that is essentially parallel - they don't help with diffuse light, for example during cloud cover. The back hole device would still work with clouds covering the sun and harvest all the light that still reaches the ground (which may still be a significant fraction of the energy of the uncovered sun), while a parabolic mirror is essentially worthless in this situation.

    4. Re:It's an interesting development.... by sjames · · Score: 1

      It could well reduce the total light gathering area needed in low light conditions though. A typical solar cell is not a perfect black. Some fraction of the light reflects back. By capturing all of it you need a smaller area for the same effect. In addition, this could gather light omnidirectionally, a big benefit when the light is diffuse.

    5. Re:It's an interesting development.... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      The article gives no indication that light passing near the device will get sucked into it, but only that all light hitting the device gets sucked into the center. So instead of requiring those huge parabolic mirrors, you'll instead require these huge cylindrical structures.

      No, think about it. All light that intersects the volume of the device from any direction, vs. only light parallel to the optical axis and incident on the concave side of the mirror. It's obvious that this device will collect a lot more light for a given surface area, especially when light is diffuse. But even in places with lots of direct sunlight, this could be a boon. Imagine a mirror-based solar collector in the desert. Think about the amount of light that reflects off the surrounding sand. Useless to the mirror, but it could be absorbed by this device.

      That's not to say it will end up being practical. But I sure hope it will.

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  21. plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The interesting thing to me is that the molecule plants use for photosynthesis has some spiral-like structures. Those could be guiding visible light in the same way.

    Not that that helps solar power's number one problem, which is energy storage.

  22. precedence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Call me paranoid but in the current increasingly litigious zeitgeist, could the Purdue team just be trying to claim originality when faced with the achievements of a competing team? (or not? just curious, given the fairly similar timelines).

  23. Gamma Ray Bursts by destroyer661 · · Score: 1

    Maybe we could use this to absorb any Gamma Ray Bursts that happen to come our way.

    Disclaimer: didn't read TFA

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    1. Re:Gamma Ray Bursts by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Only the portion of the bursts that actually hit the device. The "Event horizon" here is limited to the device's physical size. I guess you could hide behind it if you know the burst is coming and its direction...

  24. I am curious by badass+fish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i wonder if they checked for gravity/mass/time disturbances?

    1. Re:I am curious by tibman · · Score: 1

      I am curious why you ask? It didn't occur to me that anything more than EM radiation would have been affected..

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  25. Black Hole for Light by Neutral_Observer · · Score: 2, Funny

    The first Black Hole invented by man is called Government.

    1. Re:Black Hole for Light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That is a very racist way to refer to President Obama.

  26. oh God! by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    The nincompoops who campaigned against the LHC because of its mythical ability to create black holes will be out in force!

  27. Military application. by neo · · Score: 1

    This could easily be the next smoke rounds. Imagine being able to block light past specific points on a battlefield. You could effectively blind the enemy in darkness, or create soft cover for your movements. It would also absorb laser tracking and targeting devices, leaving many modern weapons systems moot.

    Make no mistake about it, this is a very important technology for the battle field.

    1. Re:Military application. by Follier · · Score: 1

      I agree! Furthermore, they can take a slab of the stuff and strap it onto a soldiers arm, thus providing him a laser shield that will defend him if he's being attacked by Cobra.

      ...

      **nerdgasm**

    2. Re:Military application. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This could easily be the next smoke rounds. Imagine being able to block light past specific points on a battlefield. You could effectively blind the enemy in darkness, or create soft cover for your movements. It would also absorb laser tracking and targeting devices, leaving many modern weapons systems moot.

      Make no mistake about it, this is a very important technology for the battle field.

      I wish I could mod you into a black hole of ignorance, so you could never escape.

    3. Re:Military application. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that these are cylindrical solid structures and are definitely not going to be shrunk down to aerosol particle size. You're not going to get these deployed less conspicuously than a portable wall that has been painted black.

      The materials they use for this are useful for the military, which everyone agreed on when they were first discovered.

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    4. Re:Military application. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but THEN how are they going to rationalize the white phosphorus?

    5. Re:Military application. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Why bother... It's not like those lasers ever killed anyone.

    6. Re:Military application. by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      Imagine being able to block light past specific points on a battlefield. You could effectively blind the enemy in darkness, or create soft cover for your movements.

      It doesn't make things invisible. Blinding the enemy in darkness? Would that be necessary? After all -- it's dark. As for absorbing laser/radar tracking, it occurs to me that the enemy would see a number of moving points that effectively blocked the signal. I suppose if you combined the ability to completely absorb various wavelengths of light and then re-emit light such that you effectively painted what was behind you, then you'd be invisible to tracking devices, a la The Predator. This wouldn't work with visible light, since the source would be coming from all around, whereas tracking devices emit the radiation they use and the point of view is easily determined.

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  28. Oh whatever... by KermitJunior · · Score: 2

    Tell me it has Ten Chevrons around it and THEN I'll be impressed.

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    1. Re:Oh whatever... by gblackwo · · Score: 1

      What, nine weren't good enough for ya?

  29. Re:Hello darkness by evan_arrrr! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Narrow streets of cobblestone
    'Neath the halo of a street lamp
    I turn my collar to the cold and damp

  30. Fresnel Lens by olsmeister · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Narimanov and Kildishev reasoned that it should be possible to build a device that makes light curve inwards towards its centre in a similar way. They calculated that this could be done by a cylindrical structure consisting of a central core surrounded by a shell of concentric rings.

    Superficially, sounds kind of like a Fresnel lens.

    1. Re:Fresnel Lens by sjames · · Score: 1

      Superficially, sounds kind of like a Fresnel lens.

      In the sense that both bend light, yes. Otherwise, not so much. It more closely resembles a super optical fiber. The light is always bent towards the core.

    2. Re:Fresnel Lens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 - Insightful ? Seriously? No no no - A Fresnel lens is a lens which would normally be gigantic which instead of making in 3 dimensions, you just take the top and bottom mm or so, and remove all the middle area for a bunch of concentric rings. It's a 2-dimensional object(Point one where it is COMPLETELY different), and much more importantly it functions like a classical lens -> Based on refraction, and focusing light from say collimated to a near point. The only thing they have in common is the use of discrete elements.

    3. Re:Fresnel Lens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slightly different as it's a cylinder that has a variable index of refraction as a function of the distance from the center -- yet I still can't figure out what's new about this.... This problem was on my optics final....

  31. Re:Why are science reporters such ignoramuses? by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

    The device sounds interesting but the reporter's notion of gravity is utter nonsense.

    Huh? The description you quote seems like a pretty reasonable qualitative description of an astrophysical black hole to me. Black holes have a region of capture orbits outside the horizon, where nearby matter spirals inwards.

    Not that astrophysical black holes have anything whatsoever to do with the electromagnetic devices referred to in the article, of course.

  32. Don't bother RTFA... by PinkyDead · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's nothing to see.

    Ha! I crack myself up.

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  33. Sleath - cloaking devices by pease1 · · Score: 1
    Article in the current issue of Air and Space magazine about this sort of technology and how might be used to create cloaking devices one day.

    Scientists and engineers are trying to emulate that trick by designing materials that could constitute the next-next (or next-next-next) generation of stealth. Some of their ideas sound like they sprang from the imaginations of Gene Roddenberry or J.K. Rowling, with phrases like “cloaking device” and “invisibility carpet” popping up as frequently in academic papers as in television scripts and books for kids. Other ideas are more realistic, as researchers devise ways to change an aircraft’s color and blur its outline, confusing the bad guys enough to make them shoot in the wrong direction.

  34. Science doesn't suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't everyone taught by a science teacher at some point that science doesn't suck?

  35. This is exactly right by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    It seems tremendously unlikely that this thing would be cheaper than what it aims to replace. There could possibly be a use for it in certain unusual situations - say, providing solar power to a spacecraft in the outer solar system. You might be able to get sufficient power without having to loft a giant mirror into space. But even in this case, it seems like the standard radiothermal generators would be a better choice.

  36. Re:Hello darkness by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Funny

    and she's buying the stairway to heaven ...

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  37. Interesting idea, but... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... it founders on the usual issue - cost effectiveness. Smoke rounds already do this job very well, and they're bound to be a lot cheaper. They're also a lot easier to emplace (can you imagine firing one of these "black hole" deals out of an artillery piece, and having it get to its destination intact?). I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for this to show up on the battlefield.

  38. Picture posted below by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  39. Emperor's new... by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

    This black hole that sucks up invisible light would go _great_ with the emperor's new clothes. ;)

  40. G-Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rise and shine Mr.Freeman. Rise, and shine.

  41. Time to get some funding... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, Military, guess what, this device could be turned in to a light grenade.
    Yeah, like that thing out of Starga.. okay seriously, i'm beginning to think aliens are involved somehow.

  42. All we need to do now is make it bigger. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Make tiny black holes with an event horizon of say 1 foot. Then we have the ultimate trashcan. We can dump nuclear wast in it and nothing will come out except for perhaps according to some theories radiation. Which we cannot see or feel so there forth it must be harmless.

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    1. Re:All we need to do now is make it bigger. by PReDiToR · · Score: 1

      You could always dump nuclear waste into something useful instead.

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  43. Light? How about a Black Hole for Mosquitos? by HydraSwitch · · Score: 1

    I live in Minnesota, and would like to go camping sometimes.

  44. wrong canon by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    as long as the humpback whales are still here, we're safe

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek_IV:_The_Voyage_Home

    let's just hope no all powerful easily angered cetacean loving aliens notice these missing, oops:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baiji#Current_status

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    1. Re:wrong canon by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I believe elrous0 was referring to the timeline of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, wherein all the dolphins leave Earth just before the Vogons destroy it.

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    2. Re:wrong canon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Astute observation, Sherlock.

    3. Re:wrong canon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact you had to explain that on Slashdot boggles the mind.

    4. Re:wrong canon by EricTheO · · Score: 1

      I believe elrous0 was referring to the timeline of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, wherein all the dolphins leave Earth just before the Vogons destroy it.

      I prefer the dolphins of David Brins Uplift series.

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  45. First off by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 1

    Read TFA. Second, does anyone have a link for the wavelengths of EM radiation that reach the surface of the Earth? The article talks about making the black hole sensitive to light (presumably visible), but is that really necessary? Is the intensity of visible light much higher than other wavelengths. Of course this could simply be a case for making the article more layman friendly.

    1. Re:First off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      About 50% of the suns energy reaches earth in the infrared region which is still tiny compared to microwaves. Microwave frequencies are the size of a raffle ticket - infrared is more like the head of a pin. Much more difficult to pull off in terms of machining a bulk surface.

    2. Re:First off by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      Its really all defined by Planck's law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck's_law), where the Sun's temperature is 5700 K. Of course theres some differences where the atmosphere has absorption bands, but the peak energy is centered around 480 nm, and most of the higher wavelengths (UV) are blocked by the atmosphere.

      The whole reason visible light is visible to us is that its the most energetic, and thus easiest to see. The fact that the atmosphere blocks is also why UV burns us.

    3. Re:First off by KiwiCanuck · · Score: 1

      Thank-you!

  46. Could it be used for Alcubierre drive? by werfu · · Score: 1

    If this does bend space-time, then it could be used for Alcubierre drive. I wonder if it can nullify gravity too.

  47. too much hunger for fame? by rgarbacz · · Score: 1

    It is pity, that the wish for fame overshadows scientific correctness. Calling this "device" a black hole is like calling a bicycle a space shuttle, because both have wheels. If something is black in certain wavelength, does not mean it is a black-hole.

    Not that it is not significant, it surely is, but it is more like a black microwave paint discovery.

  48. Can electricity escape a black hole? by Umangme · · Score: 1

    If the light will be sucked in completely, then how will the electricity leave the "black-hole"? Won't it be trapped inside it as well?

  49. Already been done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Red matter, I bet.

  50. Black bodies give off radiation by davidwr · · Score: 1

    OK, black bodies give off radiation, black holes give off radiation, what are these called and do they give off radiation?

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  51. Actually it doesn't by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's a lens. It only affects light (electromagnetic radiation).

    It's a lens, specifically, that bends light into a spiral path that ends in the middle of the lens. It could presumably be used to amplify light into a small point. The same small point, regardless of the way the light strikes the surface of the lens, making it potentially useful for solid-state light gathering.

    1. Re:Actually it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly by saying "(electromagnetic radiation)" after "light" he meant "I don't mean visible light, I mean the generic term for electromagnetic radiation." This is where you say "Light has to be visible" several people agree or disagree, but the fact remains you were being a douche and whether visible or not it's all photons, our instruments are just tuned to a certain frequency.

    2. Re:Actually it doesn't by Jstlook · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let me be the first to agree or disagree.

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    3. Re:Actually it doesn't by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 0, Troll
      Clearly by saying "light (electromagnetic radiation)", where he should have just said "microwave radiation", he was being unclear.

      This device doesn't work with xrays, gamma rays, infrared, ultraviolet, or any other stuff ("light", whatever) except some of the microwave segment of the electromagnetic spectrum. I'd say that on a site devoted to technical news, it's sloppy to use "light" as a generic term for electromagnetic radiation, and also sloppy to substitute either of the above for microwaves.

      you were being a douche

      Fine. Whatever. I'm a douche for correcting someone else's ambiguous post. Now you're a douche for calling me a douche.

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    4. Re:Actually it doesn't by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Here's a douche, there's a douche, everywhere a douche-douche...

      (sing in your head to Old MacDonald)

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    5. Re:Actually it doesn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ol Guido Nal had a club Hya Hya yo'

    6. Re:Actually it doesn't by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, shit. Thanks a lot. Now I'll never get that thing out of my head.

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  52. My black hole ate my homework by binaryseraph · · Score: 1

    I hope they make consumer models of this soon.

  53. Cold fusion is a reality! by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now is only the could work in Cold Fusion and Death Panels!

    Cold fusion is what happens when two ice cubes stick together.

    1. Re:Cold fusion is a reality! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Cold fusion is what happens when two ice cubes stick together.

      And, to think I was lead to believe that was the technical name for an error message when a website crashes.

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  54. entropy by Cawas · · Score: 1

    and people thought entropy could never be reversed... how could there be a big bang and no big gnab?

    1. Re:entropy by Oewyn · · Score: 1

      By the time you see a big gnab, it will be too late for us... We would be out of scope and thus, wouldn't see our own demise.

  55. Very obvious civilian application by Shag · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Chinese paper refers to effectiveness at 18GHz, which just so happens to be in the "K" band of radar frequencies. You know, the one police like to use.

    So all these guys need to do is make a dashboard- or grille-mounted radar absorber to obsolete the radar detector and they'll be so rich they'll forget their ultimate goal of destroying the world or whatever.

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    1. Re:Very obvious civilian application by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Police : Why does that car return no signature even though it's right in front of me ? Better stop them and find out.

    2. Re:Very obvious civilian application by MarkRose · · Score: 1

      Except that many police forces are using lasers instead of radar to detect speed now.

      And if you want to use something similar to be invisible to a laser, you might just end up being invisible (depending on the laser frequencies you absorb). Which would be pretty darked cool, except when traffic doesn't see you at night.

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    3. Re:Very obvious civilian application by lewiscr · · Score: 4, Funny

      If none of the radar bounces come back, you must be moving away at at the speed of light. Definitely over the limit.

    4. Re:Very obvious civilian application by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Police : Why does that car return no signature even though it's right in front of me ? Better stop them and find out.

      That's not how most cops use their radar guns.
      They set them to alarm at a certain threshold, point them down the road and then take a snooze until the alarm goes off.

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  56. Model T all over again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it come in color other than black?

  57. Re:Why are science reporters such ignoramuses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? The description you quote seems like a pretty reasonable qualitative description of an astrophysical black hole to me

    Well, it might sound reasonable to you, but it is not. Gravity does not bend spacetime. The bending of space time is gravity. Mass bends spacetime (well, the energy momentum tensor "bends" spacetime, but let's not get too technical). Gravity is just a fictional force we made up to account for the fact that the geodesics are no longer straight lines, as a result of spacetime being "bent" by mass.

  58. This is incredible but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if they will ever be able to create more energy than it takes to harvest it. Not an easy task.

  59. Re:Why are science reporters such ignoramuses? by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

    Capture orbits have to do with loss of energy by way of gravitational radiation. Gravity around a black hole is just like gravity anywhere else. They do not magically suck things in.

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  60. Military Application? by popo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Are we looking at the next generation of stealth technology?

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    1. Re:Military Application? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are we looking at the next generation of stealth technology?

      If you're looking at it wouldn't it be the last generation stealth technology ?

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  61. What does it look like? by 'The+'.$L3mm1ng · · Score: 1

    No, wait.

  62. Optical black hole?? by renoX · · Score: 1

    As far as I understand, given that there's no invisibility cloaks working for those frequency and that this is a variation on these device, I doubt the experimenter's claim that they'll be able to build an optical black hole soon..

  63. Re:Actually it does by cyphercell · · Score: 1

    You sir are wrong!

    This electromagnetic radiation either generates a photopositive reaction or it does not.

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  64. Re:Hello by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Charlie Murphy: Damnit, Rick James, I told you to stop calling me that.

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  65. Radiation Shield by tog000 · · Score: 1

    Couldn't this be used in space to absorb radiation and protect spaceship or outposts? I would assume i'd be completely dark underneath the device, but the radiation could be reused to generate electricity and power regular lights....

  66. Where're the jokes? by imgod2u · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised there haven't been any "sounds like my ex-wife" jokes yet.

  67. This is similar to the dark sucker.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you'll find this interesting..

    Dark Suckers

                                      Bell Labs Proves Existence of Dark Suckers

    For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However,
    recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs
    don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark
    suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson,
    proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of
    light, and that dark is faster than light.

    The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take
    for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark
    right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the
    greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a
    much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things, dark
    suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer
    suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a
    primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a white wick. You will notice that
    after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which
    has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an
    operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the path of the
    dark flowing into the candle.

    Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range.
    There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all
    of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When
    the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before
    the portable dark sucker can operate again.

    Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass
    generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker.
    Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in the solid
    wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount of heat. Thus
    it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle. Dark is also heavier
    than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you notice it gets slowly darker
    and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet, you are in
    total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the
    lake and the lighter light floats to the top. The immense power of dark can
    be utilized to mans advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to
    the bottom of lakes and push it through turbines, which generate
    electricity and help push it to the ocean where it may be safely stored.
    Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers
    and lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem, and tried to
    solve it. When on a river in a canoe travelling in the same direction as
    the flow of the dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of
    dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly
    so as to help push the dark along its way.

    Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand
    in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open
    the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since
    the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the
    closet.

    In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives much
    easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that it is
    indeed a dark sucker.

    Author Unknown

    https://www.msu.edu/user/dynicrai/physics/dark.htm

    1. Re:This is similar to the dark sucker.. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      First think I thought of when I read the summary...

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  68. Works at microwave frequencies... by Mr_Miagi · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one thinking about actual Microwave oven applications? A vast majority of microwave ovens leak radiation at levels that can be dangerous to humans [www.radiationtalk.com], so why not make a fortune selling 'safe' microwave ovens with doors lined with this meta-material? (Apart from making all that money on destructive applications, of course).

  69. PowerPoint Presentation ... by 517714 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't work ... Power is on ... No light from projector ... Oh Shit!

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  70. still not really that great by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

    So you can funnel in 100% of photons with it. You still have to convert them to electricty somehow so really it's just a really good light focuser for solar panels. The funny thing is, there are already solar panel focusers or light amplifiers or concentrators or whatever they're called that, by area, can do like 3:1 and if this black hole is a square foot of total surface area, it gets a square foot of light at 1:1 and that's it. You'd actually need to attach a mirror or lense focuser to funnel light into the black hole.

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  71. no, i know that already by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    i was just trying to riff on his joke. i failed i guess if you felt the need to correct me more than just laugh, ah well

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  72. DEDs at last! by TED+Vinson · · Score: 1

    We are on the verge of having true DEDs (Dark Emitting Diodes)

  73. Re: a few new names by MRe_nl · · Score: 1

    "Your puny", "Don't be shy" and "He just wants"?

    Yeah, they're taken.

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  74. Danger Will Robinson, Danger! by nefus · · Score: 1

    Does anybody think this might eventually be a bad thing? I mean if it sucks in light whats to stop somebody from sticking their hand in it to see what it feels like.

  75. obviously, we need a way to put this in paint by mikeee · · Score: 1

    "How much more black could it be? None. None more black."

  76. This is years behind... by VinB · · Score: 1

    ... the first Black Hole for emotions. I know. I dated her back in high school.

    1. Re:This is years behind... by petrus4 · · Score: 1

      ... the first Black Hole for emotions. I know. I dated her back in high school.

      No. According to legend, the first of those was discovered around 6,000 years ago, depending on who you ask. ;)

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  77. So.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it an african american hole then?

  78. ORLY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ORLY?

  79. Re:Why are science reporters such ignoramuses? by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

    Capture orbits have to do with loss of energy by way of gravitational radiation. Gravity around a black hole is just like gravity anywhere else. They do not magically suck things in.

    That's completely untrue. Capture orbits exist for black holes without considering gravitational radiation or other backreaction. They're present in the fully conservative system. This is not Newtonian physics.

  80. Nukular? by traffichazard · · Score: 1

    At least it's not the ultimate NIMBY - a Nuclear Black Hole.

  81. Been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I'm a fogy. I remember a Munsters episode where Grandpa Munster had invented a "black light" which made the room dark when it was turned on. It was funny; guess you had to be there...

  82. DO NOT WANT!!! by Dr.+Hellno · · Score: 1

    DO NOT WANT

  83. This is Metal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To put it bluntly to the masses, this, in essence, is a Black thing. It is a Black thing that is SO Black, the Sheer Blackness of it could power our homes in the future.

    Yes, our homes could LITERALLY be powered by Darkness in the future. Rock on.

  84. Get your own black hole by Merlin843 · · Score: 1

    Coming soon to a RadioShack near you

  85. Dark Bulb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So it's like a dark bulb right?
    For when it's too bright out?