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  1. Re:So... what can the average prole do? on More Than 15,000 Scientists From 184 Countries Issue 'Warning To Humanity' (www.cbc.ca) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The average prole can do little. His eco footprint is already nearly insignificant because he can't even afford running the damn AC anymore.

    Those that do have the eco footprint of an elephant also seem to think they can buy themselves another earth and to hell with the rest. Get rid of them and we're solving a lot of ecological (and probably economical) problems.

  2. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    And I'm certain you're able to explain the difference in ways that don't involve me having to believe or imagining something, right?

  3. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    You look at this church window and tell me it isn't so!

  4. Re:It's Taxpayer-supported Theater! on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    I have a stone here that can do the job of a TSA agent. At least there haven't been any planes hitting my house since I have it, so this alone should convince anyone that it's working.

  5. Re:Still ok for general consumers on Hackers Say They've Broken Face ID a Week After iPhone X Release (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    I sing in the shower, that should make me at least as qualified.

  6. Re:Still ok for general consumers on Hackers Say They've Broken Face ID a Week After iPhone X Release (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Bzzt. Wrong. But thank you for playing.

    You know what actually happens? CEO fucks up and you get fired for it or at least have to spend an unpaid weekend fixing his bullshit while he takes a jump with his golden parachute.

    These people literally have jester's license.

  7. Re:There will never be a complete brain. on Bill Gates Pledges $100 Million To Find an Alzheimer's Cure, His First Commitment To a Non-communicable Disease (reuters.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, but that solution doesn't really scale well, we only need one president.

  8. Re:Still ok for general consumers on Hackers Say They've Broken Face ID a Week After iPhone X Release (wired.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that it's not just for general consumers. You try to explain to the CEO of a high security company why you want to ruin his fun and not let him have his new toy.

    It's worse than trying to explain it to a 5 year old, with the difference that the 5 year old can't fire you and you can actually talk sensibly and reasonably with a 5 year old.

  9. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    No, testing your findings and whether they apply universally.

  10. Re:It's Taxpayer-supported Theater! on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    What fact exactly are you talking about? Maybe you could name one of the great minds that is devoutly religious?

  11. The really funny part on Hackers Say They've Broken Face ID a Week After iPhone X Release (wired.com) · · Score: 0

    Is the video at the bottom telling you about all those new and exciting security features. I first had to check whether it's a video from 2008 but no, it really talks about this iPhone.

    Just as one of the huge innovations you can now set a six digit pin code instead of that puny 4 digit one. Talk about courage!

  12. Re: I nominate.... on Asgardia Becomes the First Nation Deployed in Space (cnet.com) · · Score: 0

    As long as the rest follows, anything to make you happy.

  13. Re:It's Taxpayer-supported Theater! on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but in my experience they pretty much exclude each other. Maybe because believing and knowing are anathema for each other.

  14. Re:Sovereign-territory-in-space my ass on Asgardia Becomes the First Nation Deployed in Space (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    Here's your sign... *sigh*

  15. Re:I nominate.... on Asgardia Becomes the First Nation Deployed in Space (cnet.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    Would it make you happy if we sent the Democrats too?

    I know it would make me happy...

  16. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    I agree. So let's get rid of the whole bronze age bullshit while we're at it, why only dump the one from the early middle ages?

  17. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Science needs no worship. Science needs what religion explicitly forbids: Doubting, testing, questioning and changing.

  18. Re: Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    So... "respect my religion because I don't really follow the atrocities it commands me to do"?

  19. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Pastafarianism: Let's stick with actual religions where the proponents really have imaginary friends instead of just mocking those that do.

    Rastafarianism: Tell a Rasta you're gay. Make sure your life insurance covers it.

    Jainism: Ok, that one's a tough cookie. But at the very least it has a similar problem as most contemporary religions, i.e. that it considers women lesser than men and far from equals and their practice of accepting children as monks is another thing I would consider rather problematic. I agree, though, that their threat as classic "terrorists" is close to zero.

  20. Re:Fuck security; eliminate it; the risk is still on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 2

    Singling out an attack is as sensible as singling out a religion.

    Look back in history and show me one religion that has not been the source of unspeakable atrocities.

  21. Re:Why.... on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    No, actually I expected things to get worse. Then I realized that this would actually be a feat.

  22. Re:It's run by... on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Why, did they replace the Air Marshals with a Dixie Band now?

  23. Re:wrong problem... on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because the only two possibilities are total absence of security and the insanity we have now?

    The older ones among us might remember a time when you could actually use planes for a faster transport from A to B than ... well, by now pretty much any other form of transportation. You'd put down your bag to be x-rayed, you'd go through a metal detector and you'd be done. And, lo and behold, the amount of planes that were bombed or otherwise "terrorized" was pretty much on par with today.

  24. Re:What's with USA and units? on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    When you have a measurement system that's completely out of whack with sub units that divide by some arbitrary number instead of powers of 10, you're inclined to use metrics that are easier to grasp.

  25. Re:Bureaucracy on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Aussies can be quite smart and honest. Dangerous combo in this time and age.