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  1. I'm not really talking to him, just pointing out the stupidity for the entertainment of others.

  2. Re:Transparency please on Reddit To Transform Into a Social Network With New Profile Pages (digitaljournal.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, at least you notice that they do.

  3. Am I the only one who read that as superfluous snowflakes?

  4. In other words, Ayn Rand, just not as close to Marxism/Leninism as she was...

  5. Re: Liability on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You cannot be moderate.

    You're instantly lumped into one side. Say you don't agree with something Trump said and you have to be a SJW. Say that no, you don't think their position is true, get asked why you hate minorities and how long you've been a member of the KKK. Explain that you sure as hell don't agree with the alt-right (whatever that may mean now, anyway, since nobody ever really explained to me what alt-right really meant, and whether it's the opposite of ctrl-left, which doesn't do anything either, at least on my keyboard... but I ramble) and we're back at being asked whether you enjoy sucking Laci Green's femdick and how much money you dumped on Sarkeesian.

    And don't you DARE to say that you don't care much about either of them. At best, the board moderator will block you for a week for starting a flame war...

    Not wanting any part of that mudslinging just isn't possible anymore. Not being part of one bullshit movement automatically means you MUST be in the other, equally insane, one.

  6. Re:Common Economic problem on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry, but there is exactly NO reason to need a "specialist" to make an oil change or switch out a spark plug. There is also no technical reason to put the electronics behind an encrypted access instead of creating an open standard.

    Yes, there's more money in services and vendor lock-in. That doesn't mean I have to understand or even support such practices. It's despicable, and I only use that world to remain civil.

    I can understand when you say that you don't want to be liable for shoddy service and faulty maintenance, but disallowing it altogether is NOT the way to go. It's trivial to create relevant seals for physical service and signatures for electronic maintenance to identify "official" service work from "self serviced" machines, and void certain (extended) warranty promises if someone you didn't approve monkey wrenched the machine.

    It's been that way for a long while with cars now. Some extended warranties only apply if you keep going to the official service partners and have them change your oil in the prescribed intervals and have them do all inspections, along with doing all the repairs they require to sign off your service booklet.

    But the ultimate choice of whether to go with the official service and enjoy the extended warranty promise or to waive it and fix your own gear is up to the owner. And yes, I do consider the person paying good money for your product the OWNER of the product from the moment of PURCHASE.

  7. Re:John Deere is a problem on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    If you want to buy something, the one having it now has to be willing to sell it. What if Valtra doesn't want to sell but instead watch JD crumble?

    There have been quite a few cases where competing shops were created for the single reason to ruin whoever was pissing off the wrong people.

  8. Re:Tractor Breakers, not Fixers. on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    As if not voiding the warranty would make John Deere liable for anything. Read that contract and realize that it pretty much says "If our machine somehow fucks up and kills your firstborn, well, tough luck, you've been stupid enough to buy our shit, now live with your decision!"

  9. THe real tracker is one inside John Deere. :-)

    Dude, I agree that John Deere is full of it. I just question that "it" is a tractor. Though you may use a tractor to pull a whole trailer of "it" out onto your field, your crops could really benefit from some of "it".

  10. Re:Liability on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, sane legal systems have a provision against underhanded practices like that.

    Our legal system actually knows a few "non-negotiable rights" you have in a contract, no matter whether the contract tries to void them, you have them. You can for example not waive the right to enforce a contract against your contractual partner (i.e. making it a one-sided contract where only one side can hold the other side to fulfillment).

    Funny enough, the provision could best be translated as "protection against immoral clauses" ("contra bonos mores" for the legal geeks here).

    And our judges tend to enforce such things quite broadly if they feel you try to bullshit your business partner. Or, worse, the judge.

  11. Re:Liability on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Taking liability and responsibility for something you cannot even assess the risk of, let alone mitigate it?

    Among people working in security such jobs are nicknamed "ejector seats". With someone else having the launch trigger.

    You better pay me well if you plan to put me on one.

  12. Re: Liability on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    My job description says my place in society is to hack equipment I did not design or develop.

    May I be present when you discuss with my CEO why his CISO can't pentest and risk assess the tools he's supposed to roll out company-wide?

  13. For sufficiently long enough times that it is forever compared to the time the human race, or any living organism, exist on this marble here.

  14. Re: Liability on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The US definition of "liberal" and "conservative" are going the way their definition of "socialist" went a long time ago: The gutter.

    They define it by the loonie fringe groups. Being a liberal means that you're somehow in SJW territory, and being conservative means you have to agree with the Westboro Baptist Church bullshit. The idea that most people belong to NEITHER camp but are actually moderates, close to the center and generally ok with accepting some things the "other side" has to say and give it at least a whirl as a thought experiment, i.e. the notion that it could actually be that the "opponent" is RIGHT with some of the things he's saying, that's become a completely alien concept.

    Because if you don't toe the party line and drink the cool-aid, you're one of THEM!

  15. Re:But has anyone asked Pluto? on A New Definition Would Add 102 Planets To Our Solar System -- Including Pluto (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, I almost forgot to link the topical song.

  16. Re:But has anyone asked Pluto? on A New Definition Would Add 102 Planets To Our Solar System -- Including Pluto (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Pluto said it identifies as a dog. You have a problem with that?

    WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FURRIES?????????

    (I mean, aside of E605...)

  17. Re:Tractor Breakers, not Fixers. on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    Probably less than manufacturers wanting tractor users to pay through the nose for unnecessary "services" and "repairs" that the mechanic's teenage boy can do for a box of sodas.

  18. I'm as liberal as they come, but this is still bullshit. A liberal economy model REQUIRES competition, and anti-competitive measures like this are much but liberal they are not.

  19. Corporate shill. Liability is with the owner, because that's common fucking sense.

    I'm pretty sure that JD will not pay a dime.

    Oh, you mean the farmer. I think that doesn't quite fit the description of "owner"...

  20. Re:Liability on Why American Farmers Are Hacking Their Tractors With Ukrainian Firmware (vice.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The owner of the tractor. Sorry, I have to be specific in this time and age: The person who paid good money to use a tractor that the manufacturer still thinks is theirs.

    Just like the way it has always been.

    The main difference being that if you use "original" firmware, rest assured that NOBODY will be liable. If anything, JD will certainly have a way to brush it off on the farmer anyway.

  21. Well, technically, orbiting something is falling forever and missing forever...

  22. Are you kidding? That's a godsend for astrology. Finally you can make any kind of bullshit up and if (ok, when) it doesn't fit observation, just say that some planet messed with the result in a way that could not have been foreseen.

  23. Even Hades complained about it when he was supposed to move to Rome. He disagreed with the name change and said that's a name more fitting for a dog.

  24. But the Greek shall inherit the Earth, not some other planet.

    (it's in the Bible, read it up)

  25. Re:I can't wait on Trump Adds To NASA Budget, Approves Crewed Mission To Mars (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes, so it's generally a good idea to live in a country that is financially solid, not dependent on the US for anything (at least anymore) and can generally give him the finger if he gets cocky.