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  1. Back in Soviet times, every curriculum included a lot of Marxism/Leninism, leading to this joke:

    Him: Ok, you've been trying to learn cooking for about a year now, how far did you get with your class?
    Her: Well, about to the fifth Party Convention.

    In other words, stop stuffing degrees with bullshit.

  2. Re:Move it to SQL on The First Rule of Microsoft Excel -- Don't Tell Anyone You're Good at It (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    That only means that firing has to happen further up the ladder, too.

  3. Re:US Constitution Dictatorship on Democrats Draft an 'Internet Bill of Rights' To Regulate Big Tech (geekwire.com) · · Score: 1

    What's more distressing is that with every election you get less and less of a choice. A while ago, you could actually vote for the person you think is the better one for the job. Now you're reduced to voting for the one you think could fuck up less.

  4. Hey, politicians? Are you listening? on French Officer Caught Selling Access To State Surveillance System On the Darkweb (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Here's where the "government only" backdoors to your industry's R&D end up. Doesn't even take North Korea to kidnap spouse and kids of the ones you entrust with sensitive access, all it takes is fucking money!

  5. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    You're obviously using it wrong.

    But congratulations on having hardware that lasts, my dad's Macbook is about to croak (certainly not from overuse) and I'm pretty sure the next laptop he gets is a cheap model that runs Linux. Since he comes running to me every time an update is due anyway, I can as well give him one that I can actually administrate sensibly.

  6. Re: Move it to SQL on The First Rule of Microsoft Excel -- Don't Tell Anyone You're Good at It (wsj.com) · · Score: 1

    And users find Office 365 disagreeable, so it all evens out.

  7. Re:Move it to SQL on The First Rule of Microsoft Excel -- Don't Tell Anyone You're Good at It (wsj.com) · · Score: 2

    Fire the person who decided that you may only use Excel and hire someone new. Preferably not from the insane asylum this time.

  8. Re:Nothing in this for users on Instagram Tests Sharing Your Location History With Facebook (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, at least they're honest about what these people really are. They are just spelled wrong, it's "influenza".

  9. Re:US Constitution Dictatorship on Democrats Draft an 'Internet Bill of Rights' To Regulate Big Tech (geekwire.com) · · Score: 0

    Could you please keep it to yourself? Yes, I know, and it almost kept Goedel from becoming a US citizen that he actually presented this at his naturalization hearing, but would you PLEASE not give the annoying orange currently in office ideas?

  10. Funny how that's always done by those NOT in power on Democrats Draft an 'Internet Bill of Rights' To Regulate Big Tech (geekwire.com) · · Score: 1

    Could it be that they know that this makes them popular without ever having to fear that it could pass?

  11. Sad that this actually is something worth saying on Years After ProPublica Exposed Vizio For Spying On Users, Lawyers Will Make Millions From Lawsuit (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    This $17 million amount is more than Vizio made by licensing the data collected

    This is what a fine MUST be. Otherwise it is part of the operating cost, not a fine.

  12. Re:So people are whining about security? on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Then make that part protected by a user password or part of an online re-activation scheme where the user has to reconnect his repaired hardware with his Apple account, which also takes care about informing Apple that the hardware is now no longer under warranty.

  13. Re:So people are whining about security? on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Fine, then warn the user saying something like "dude, the repair you got was not done to our high quality standards, we really want you to know that all bets are off, try to get an Apple certified repair shop instead" instead of just bricking the device!

  14. Re:Security chip says no! on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    The fun bit is that in the Soviet Union, everything HAD to be built with the express goal to be easily fixable because they knew that "original" spare parts were notorious short in supply. Had the Soviet Union worked like we do, it would have fallen apart so much more quickly because the death of a wear part would instantly cause a machine to fail for good.

  15. Re:I discovered with my Macmini... on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Apple of course protects your privacy. Like every corporation it protects its assets.

  16. Re:Life-limited product... on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Screw Tim Cook

    I was pondering that, but then again, he just might enjoy it.

  17. Re: Welcome to Apple Windows OS10 on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Whoever pays for it, we're not prejudiced, we are strictly equal opportunity.

  18. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 0

    Jobs was still alive in 2004, there's your reason. Can you point to any Apple product after 2011 that lasted longer than 3-4 years?

  19. Re:So people are whining about security? on Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    The only security I can see here is securing Apple's profits.

    Why not give the customer the choice? Go with Apple parts and be safe, or use questionable aftermarket parts and Apple is out of obligation to provide any support?

    Don't answer. Everyone knows the answer.

  20. Re:Missed out the word "MICE" in the title... on Artificial Sweeteners Are Toxic To Digestive Gut Bacteria, Study Finds (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Why aren't they using elephants for their 'vital research'

    It's kinda hard to pick them up on their tail.

  21. If your product, whether it's a car or critical piece of infrastructure, needs to be functional 10-15 years from now, you need to disconnect it from an insecure network like the internet.

    It IS actually that simple!

  22. Re:They want Carte Blanche on Entire Broadband Industry Sues California To Stop Net Neutrality Law (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Look Ashit Pile posts here, too!

  23. Re:Unless the other end of my modem is in Nevada on Entire Broadband Industry Sues California To Stop Net Neutrality Law (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    By that logic anything sold at WalMart crosses state lines because nothing you buy there was built in your state, hell, in the US.

  24. Re:Contact the Providers on Entire Broadband Industry Sues California To Stop Net Neutrality Law (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I would, but I only have about 5 hours of spare time, not enough to get through to a CC agent.

  25. Re:Nation of laws to a nation of men on Entire Broadband Industry Sues California To Stop Net Neutrality Law (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes I have been there. What the fuck are you talking about?