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Apple's New Proprietary Software Locks Kill Independent Repair On New MacBook Pros (vice.com)

An anonymous reader quotes a report from Motherboard: Apple has introduced software locks that will effectively prevent independent and third-party repair on 2018 MacBook Pro computers, according to internal Apple documents obtained by Motherboard. The new system will render the computer "inoperative" unless a proprietary Apple "system configuration" software is run after parts of the system are replaced. According to the document, which was distributed to Apple's Authorized Service Providers late last month, this policy will apply to all Apple computers with the "T2" security chip, which is present in 2018 MacBook Pros as well as the iMac Pro. The software lock will kick in for any repair which involves replacing a MacBook Pro's display assembly, logic board, top case (the keyboard, touchpad, and internal housing), and Touch ID board. On iMac Pros, it will kick in if the Logic Board or flash storage are replaced. The computer will only begin functioning again after Apple or a member of one of Apple's Authorized Service Provider repair program runs diagnostic software called Apple Service Toolkit 2.

442 comments

  1. Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why should anybody be surprised? It's Apple.

    Vote with your dollars. Android is better anyway and you get a whole lot more for your money.

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    When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    1. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know what they say about any product named "pro?" It's not for pros, it's for wannabes. Get roughly twice as much computer for the money by going with Linux.

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      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    2. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Photoshop, protools. Good luck with that.

    3. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0

      Apple is shit used by brainwarshed people pretending to be cool. As if "cool" is spending north of $1000 on mediocre hardware that's designed to be thrown away when it breaks, not built to last.

    4. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was kinda fascinated to learn that. Truly professional products don't say Pro, because they don't need to. Professionals know what to look for.

      I bought a professional commercial grade deli-slicer. I found it in the store, it was in a plain brown box with nothing on it but the word "SLICER", and a price tag.

      Go over to another appliance store, and they have the "Super Sharp Professional Delux Ultra Deli Slicer!!" with all kinds of reviews and flashy pictures. And a small warning in the corner: Not for professional use.

    5. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple products make great dildos, each one personally tested by Tim Cook.

    6. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Cito · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I work at an authorized apple repair shop and if I get the chance and if possible I'll definitely be uploading copy of the software on torrent. My shop is one that another tech here supplied Louis Rossman with pirated copy of specific apple diagnostic software.

    7. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Photoshop - and all of Adobe's software suite - runs on Windows. Pros stopped using Macs around the time Apple killed Final Cut Pro.

      You can see it in movies and TV shows where no one paid for product placement for laptops. Previously they would have been blatantly obvious Macs with the logos covered. Now more often then not, they're Dells or Microsoft Surface products with the logos covered.

      Pros have dumped Apple and moved to Windows 10, believe it or not.

    8. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tried Krita? For artists, it's way better than Photoshop. Plus, completely free, no need to make yourself a criminal by stealing it or get trojaned by a hacked copy. And free updates for life. Totally awesome.

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      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    9. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Android is better anyway"

      If your knee weren't jerking so hard, you'd realize this is about MacBooks and MacOS/FreeBSD, so the proper comparison would be Windows, or perhaps less generally, Chrome OS/Linux. Definitely not Android/Linux.

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      "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
    10. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Minor osx updates often broke pro tools at least 10 years ago

      And creative suite runs as well, if not better on Windows.

      People purchase Macs because Apple's false advertising told them they are unshakable. In practice the things which people think make them secure are implemented in Linux and Windows too

    11. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for readers such as you, who didn't even look at a word of tfs... this is all about the new crop of macbooks, not iphones or ipads.

      android is NOT better than a macbook pro. it's not even a reasonable alternative for one, by any stretch of your lazy, fucked-up imagination.

      linux is (with sufficient care in selecting a laptop model for maximum hardware compatibility with chosen distribution), perhaps, so is windows (10 is only barely 'worse' than current iterations of osx), depending upon usage and required applications.

    12. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The toolkit will be online a week after launch, and iâ(TM)ll be one of many sharing the torrent. I donâ(TM)t even use or work on appleâ(TM)s hardware. Iâ(TM)ll share it out of general purpose.

    13. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Informative

      It needs to be cracked to remove the "tether" to Apple's servers before it can work as a pirated tool.

    14. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by cats-paw · · Score: 1

      android might be better but not much.

      personally i think android is a fucking mess.

      and google's most assuredly evil invasion of your privacy is just one of the many benefits of having an android phone.

      we need a free software phone, and we need it yesterday.

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    15. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twice for Windows, four or more if Linux. Apple are SO done, but fools and pretenders "have" to have one. (and many 'art' courses basically force Apple on their students/victims - as a 'required' textbook)

    16. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by earthloop · · Score: 2

      If you work at an AASP you'll know that the software will be useless without a GSX account.

    17. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      linux is (with sufficient care in selecting a laptop model for maximum hardware compatibility with chosen distribution), perhaps, so is windows (10 is only barely 'worse' than current iterations of osx), depending upon usage and required applications.

      Windows 10? Perhaps if you spend 99% of your working time in your application of choice, so you don't have to interact with the Windows GUI much. Which is still quite a bit worse than that of Windows 7. I have the misfortune of having to use it on the job these days.

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    18. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That will not work. The reflash will require a cryptographic signature only obtained by querying an Apple server, and that can't be hacked short of stealing private key from Apple.

    19. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we've been photoshopping for a decade.
      Good luck with keeping up to date.

    20. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know by doing this you may be saving tens-of-thousands of tonnes of e-waste. Tough decision. Beer for you.

    21. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Calydor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And that is why there will be a tiny little snitching code that tells Apple which shop leaked the tool to the world.

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    22. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Second this, and if your job-site purchasing wants a name-brand to contract with, you can get a damn good Dell Precision with better specs more and easier expandability than a Mac Pro for less. Used to hate Dell but the business machines they've been putting out on the whole have been pretty good for the last 8 years, from my own use and repair experience.

    23. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Purism Librem 5, a few months away.

    24. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Spoof GSX, it's how it's done now with the current iteration of ASD.

      Since I can't get my hands on that I wrote a keydump utility and then filter it using grep to see the sensor values.

      Not looking forward to T2 chips, seems like a decent time to start getting away from laptop repair.

    25. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Android is not better. It is just different. And its user interaction is explicitly designed in a way that if you switch from Android to iOS you feel lost and switch back. I would not wonder if iOS did the same.

      Bottom line Android is just utter bullshit. Everything that works seamlessly on iOS either has flaws (like automatic detection of the language used when typing into /. ) or requires you to go into settings, to switch keyboard, or you can not open downlaoded ebooks, because they end up in "downloads" and you need to use the "download app" to open them, but then again they are not opened in the "Play Book app", and the Play Book app only can open content that is already saved in "downloads" when it has an internet connection.

      Some word is red underlined because it is "in the wrong language", you see the typo, but can not place the curser there, because when you touch on it, the whole word is selected and a menu (completely useless menu) pops up. So you have to touch again besides the word, to deselect it, and then you can finally move the cursor to correct it. BOLLOCKS!!

      Applications that are supposed to interact with others need full file system access, WTF? Other applications like termux, a linux command line "shell" for Android, can not access ANYTHING outside of its own folder.

      Most Android devices don't mount as USB drives on Macs ... WTF?

      The long finger tab in eBooks simply don't work!! Instead of copying what iOS does every farking eBook reader has its own "hot spots" where you can issue commands ...

      It randomly autoupdates, wrecking several of my preinstalled apps, but well, that is a vendor issue ... but it is an Google/Android issue that it is auto updating with out asking me for permission, which simply SUCKS!

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    26. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0

      Linux does not even have a decent application for reading emails ... and no: Thunderbird does not cut it.
      I guess I could find a text only email reader that "just works", though.

      --
      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    27. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you! This phone is exactly what I've been looking for for some time now: a privacy-focused alternative to Android and iOS.

    28. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      Strange that my oldest Mac Book Pro is a 2004 PowerPC running OS X 10.3 just fine ...

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      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    29. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Krita is awesome. But its a different beast to photoshop. Its a strictly painting tool (I suppose you COULD do photo touchups , but eh..... )

      However it runs like a slug as soon as you start using the better brushes and larger canvasses.

      If they sort out that performance, it'll be up there with Corel Paint (Kritas true rival). But its not a photoshop replacement.

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    30. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by drnb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Linux does not even have a decent application for reading emails

      No one has had a decent email client app since pine :-)

    31. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Android is not better.

      Android is better, for many reasons. Obviously, 80%+ of the smartphone users in the world prefer it. Personally, I like the Android Linux kernel, it's just way better than Apple's Mach kernel. So many reasons. More efficient, better network stack with fewer stalls and disconnects than FreeBSD/Mach. Way more hardware support. Endless number of reasons.

      It randomly autoupdates, wrecking several of my preinstalled apps, but well, that is a vendor issue...

      Ha. No, it's a clueless you issue. If you don't want autoupdates then just turn it off, it's entirely optional. And I just plain don't believe you about wrecking your preinstalled apps, you pulled that out of your ass.

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    32. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 1996 windows laptop is also working just fine too.

    33. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2

      I guess I could find a text only email reader that "just works", though.

      Try mutt

    34. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      notmuch-emacs IMVHO is the BEST MUA to date... And yes it's Emacs so not limited to GNU/Linux but...

    35. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      You know what they say about any product named "pro?" It's not for pros

      And Microsoft says Hold My Beer

    36. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the industry and you couldnâ(TM)t be more wrong.

    37. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Opportunist · · Score: 0

      Jobs was still alive in 2004, there's your reason. Can you point to any Apple product after 2011 that lasted longer than 3-4 years?

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    38. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by gitano_dbs · · Score: 1

      Linux does not even have a decent application for reading emails ... and no: Thunderbird does not cut it.
      I guess I could find a text only email reader that "just works", though.

      Linux have Mutt http://www.mutt.org/ and their motto "All mail clients suck. This one just sucks less."

    39. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by infolation · · Score: 1

      that can't be hacked short of stealing private key from Apple

      Luckily that's not necessarily true. The T2 chip is using the Secure Enclave Coprocessor (SEC) for secure boot and device component authentication, which runs SEPOS. Azimuth Security have already identified a number of vulnerabilities in the available attack surface of SEPOS which could be used to authenticate a compromised version of the AST.

    40. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get trojaned by a hacked copy.

      That's not actually a thing unless you are a moron.
      The type who also clicks links in spam email and believe the ad is really going to give you something free if you put in your information.

    41. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and nobody could *ever* hack around that... for money.

      Want to play some pirated denuvo secured online multiplayer games? for free.

      Software can't even secure itself. Let alone securing hardware that you have access to.

    42. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      get trojaned by a hacked copy.

      That's not actually a thing unless you are a moron.

      Whoever thinks that is a moron, most probably a trojaned moron.

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    43. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough*

      https://neomutt.org/

    44. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by jittles · · Score: 1

      Why should anybody be surprised? It's Apple.

      Vote with your dollars. Android is better anyway and you get a whole lot more for your money.

      I'm sorry but as long as I am the product, I will never pay money for an Android phone. And if you've ever worked on mobile software you know that the Android SDK is absolutely terrible.

    45. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 0, Troll

      I would have said that a few weeks ago. Unfortunately the Linux platform is in jeopardy. Unless the ridiculous Code of Conduct is abandoned expect Linux to go away when people start rescinding their permission to use critical parts of the kernel and SJWs try to replace them and find out that meritocracy works for a reason.

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    46. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Apple diehard? It would seem, more than 80% of the market will pay money for an Android phone, so you are an outlier.

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    47. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      You wish. Linux kernel tips its hat and wishes you well.

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      When all you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a thumb.
    48. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Withdrawing code would be a kindness really. Better to have an immediate crisis than the slow decay of the combined code of people who didn't get there on merit alone.

    49. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I'm a Linux advocate numbnuts.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    50. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're applying a technical solution to a legal problem. This restraint of trade on Apple's part must be declared (or made) illegal or it will spread and get worse.

      Also, Apple will not bring technical solutions to legal problems--they'll bring legal ones.

      Face it: this is going to need courts and lawyers and major bigtime too.

    51. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vote with your dollars. Android

      You're right, Android is a lot cheaper. Completely useless for anything you'd want to do on a Mac or even a regular laptop/desktop, plus the properly capable Android devices are about on par with 10 year old netbooks. But they definitely don't cost as much.

      At least buy a Dell instead or if you're really strapped for cash, Acer.

    52. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      And your evidence/argument was...?

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    53. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a Wannabe...... Linux full-timer here, and never had any problems in the area you claim to have issues.

      Maybe you're just not technical enough.....

    54. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 2012 MacBook is still my primary system. Itâ(TM)s got a blazing fast SSD and 16 GB of RAM, because you could still upgrade that model. Itâ(TM)s a rugged beast, having survived some horrific drops and lots of beer spilled on it.

    55. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the industry, and OP couldn't be more right.

      See? I can play this game, too.

    56. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by mjwx · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You know what they say about any product named "pro?" It's not for pros, it's for wannabes. Get roughly twice as much computer for the money by going with Linux.

      i7, 16 GB RAM, 512 GB SSD, Geforce 960m... These are about Macbook Pro spec for 2016. A Macbook Pro costs £2,699 for the 512 GB SSD. I bought an Asus with those specs for £750.

      I dual boot Linux and Windows, so I get the power of Linux when I need it and can play all of my Windows games when I want to.... for 1/3 the cost of a Macbook Pro. I expect that the Asus is going to last me over 5 years like my last one did (it still works, but struggles to run any game since 2015).

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    57. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's not "completely free" because it's not open-source. Yeah sure, free updates for life on some specific version. Until they decide to create a new version that costs money and you don't get that version. Meanwhile the old version is abandoned.

      It's moron-soft just like things like Fusion 360. They can take it away any time they want. Probably right after you devote a lot of resources to it. Fuck that.

      Only free open-source.

    58. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Aaden42 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      1:

      Get roughly twice as much computer for the money by going with Linux.

      2:
      Figure out how to run Final Cut or Premier on it.

      3:
      There's no step three.

      4:
      Profit!

    59. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      So how does invoking Android help a consumer when dealing with an issue involving laptops and desktops? You could mention Chromebooks or PCs with Windows 10 but I doubt you'd get a lot of support of Windows 10 here on /.

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    60. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You not. You just reactionnary bigot. Go fuck yourself zero fuck.

    61. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by ilsaloving · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been a Mac user for a long time but the way Apple has been going I am giving Linux a hard second look. Specifically, I've been experimenting with Kubuntu and the KDE PIM suite, and it turns out to be a very capable product. I haven't fully tested it yet, but so far it looks very promising.

    62. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      get trojaned by a hacked copy.

      That's not actually a thing unless you are a moron. The type who also clicks links in spam email and believe the ad is really going to give you something free if you put in your information.

      Look at Tough Loves posts - he is that dumb. Much dumber in fact.

    63. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it doesn't, it has at best a standard sata ssd.

    64. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harrison Mixbus will do everything protools will, and it runs on Windows, Linux, and macOS.

    65. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try evolution. It was great back even in the Ximian days. Version 1.0 was more powerful than the outlook of those days. But I agree - anything produced by Mozilla is crap

    66. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're a wannabe who has contributed jack shit to Linux. Literally the only people whining about the Code of Conduct are wannabes who can't program themselves out of a paper bag.

    67. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a load of bullshit.

    68. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Rhipf · · Score: 1

      To be fair all software is at the discretion of the programmers for most people. Even free open-source software. The software can be taken away any time they want and even if the source code is available the average user isn't going to have the skill/knowledge to update it anyway. As well, just because a closed source project is abandoned doesn't mean the last version of the program you were using will suddenly become useless.

    69. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Krita is FOSS.

      https://phabricator.kde.org/source/krita/browse/master/

    70. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Yes, all of them.
      No idea why a product suddenly should last less.
      Unfortunately my latest purchase was 2014 ... a 2013 MacBook Air Model ... perhaps that is to close to your 3-4 years mark?

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      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    71. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering, how many people do actually need all features offered by photoshop to do their work? It comes to me that the situation seems to be similar to Office software. Most people don't need any thing more than just basic features. Not sure if all graphic people really need to use photoshop at all.

    72. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by davros74 · · Score: 1

      But I still use pine! When I'm on my Linux machine. When I'm on my phone I use (grudgingly) iOS Mail. When I have to use Windows, I prefer SeaMonkey over Thunderbird.

    73. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Ha. No, it's a clueless you issue. If you don't want autoupdates then just turn it off, it's entirely optional.
      Can't be switched off on my device.

      And I just plain don't believe you about wrecking your preinstalled apps, you pulled that out of your ass.
      The notebook app can no longer create new notebooks, I can only edit old ones.
      The only trick to create new ones is to force quit it, and restart it, because then it ends up in a kind of home screen and there it lists all notebooks and has an option to add a new one.

      Your bonus points are pretty pointless. Just because 80% of the users use Android does not make the OS better. What a stupid argument is that?

      The usability of Android simply sucks. And my device is not even a year old, so it runs the latest OS and its upgrades: see above.

      The worst thing is dictionary integration and that it needs internet access to load a a file from the downloads folder into the ebook reader, because the stupid design is: oh, he wants to read it in "Play books" lets upload it first into his "library in the google cloud" and then install it from there into the ebook reader ... how moronic.

      I wasted hours and hours to have something to read in the plane, and could not read the books because it could not open them, how retarded is that?

      In relation to iOS it is simply a pile of shit, perhaps you should reread my previous post and try to comprehend it. I made like 5 points that super suck!

      E.g. I installed that DroidScript App. Actually a nice thing. You can develop directly on the device, albeit in JavaScript. But: it requires FULL ACCESS to the filesystem. If it wanted it could delete my whole device. WHAT THE FUNK? There are apps that randomly switch the language, well not such randomly. If I switch my keyboard from english to german, some apps switch to german too. However they don't switch back if I switch back to english. And: I have to go into settings to change the language instead of having a nice icon on the keyboard directly.

      And then again I installed termux, a "linux shell environment", that demanded file access, too. But for some strange reasons it can not access other applications files.

      I transfered files, eBooks via USB onto the device. When I dropped them into the eBooks reader folder, the eBook reader does not see them.
      So I dropped them into the downloads folder. Guess what: the "download app" which you need to use to open files in the download folder in other apps, as e.g. in the ebook reader: does not know that there are new files transfered via USB. It obviously keeps its own "metadata database" which is only updated by downloads via Chrome, or by a restart!! HOW RETARDED IS THAT?

      And you think Android is the best OS? WTF ... iOS was annoying me. Android tries to kill me. So many super stupid bugs and flaws ...

      But I guess, you are to dumb to even grasp what I wrote above ...

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      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    74. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,
      I could use Emacs ...

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      Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    75. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you really wanted Mac is x on it you definitely could install it.

    76. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GIMP https://www.gimp.org/
      Highly recomended

    77. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been a Mac user for a long time but the way Apple has been going I am giving Linux a hard second look. Specifically, I've been experimenting with Kubuntu and the KDE PIM suite, and it turns out to be a very capable product. I haven't fully tested it yet, but so far it looks very promising.

      In the long run Kubuntu is shit; the back-end is a complete kludge. If you like KDE, OpenSUSE is the way to go. (I used Kubuntu for about 3 years before switching.)

    78. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux can't run Photoshop, any video editing suite, or any other enterprise grade software, for that matter.

      You know what they say about people who recommend Linux?

    79. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/installing-thunderbird-linux

      "Many Linux distributions include Thunderbird by default, and most have a package management system that enables you to easily install Thunderbird. "

      On ubuntu:
      sudo apt install thunderbird

    80. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple diehard? It would seem, more than 80% of the market will pay money for an Android phone, so you are an outlier.

      Following the heard doesn't always mean you are smart.

    81. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Get roughly twice as much computer for the money by going with Linux.

      Figure out how to run Final Cut or Premier on it.

      That's relevant for the minuscule percentage of Apple users who actually run those applications, but most of them are just using them to appear hip when they use coffeeship WiFi.

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    82. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say that like it canâ(TM)t be/hasnâ(TM)t been done.

    83. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I'm wondering, how many people do actually need all features offered by photoshop to do their work?

      Irrelevant question. All that is needed is for them to need features not offered by other, competing packages.

      It comes to me that the situation seems to be similar to Office software. Most people don't need any thing more than just basic features.

      The situation is similar, which is to say that many users use one or two features not offered elsewhere.

      Not sure if all graphic people really need to use photoshop at all.

      They don't, but most people doing photo retouching can benefit from it.

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    84. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by ezdiy · · Score: 1

      You're not forced into google freemium, but it's indeed unfortunate the option is not particularly user friendly (unlocking boot, flashing ROM).

      Still waiting for that one hardware vendor who will ship lineage ROM on a slight margin to cater to your crowd.

    85. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My shop is one that another tech here supplied Louis Rossman with pirated copy of specific apple diagnostic software."

      Why would you admit this?

      Unless that tech and Louis took extraordinary steps, it would be possible for Apple to sue Louis, Ars, and the internet service providers to find out your shop's info. I'm guessing they're not above doing that to find a leak.

    86. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by McFortner · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that Apple is still around after decades of this cr#p.

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    87. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pirating software or using a shoddy alternative. That doesn't sound like the work of a professional.

    88. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't understand that Photoshop is an image MANPIULATOR while Krita is an image CREATOR, then I can't help you, child.

    89. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Pretty much the way it is. It used to be that allot of professional software was developed on Apple first then back ported to Windows. Adobe comes to mind. Simply not the case any more. Now virtually all software, except for Mac. only titles, is developed first on Windows the back ported to Mac. Often this is done poorly too and several versions behind. Manufactures just don't want to put money into what they see is a dying platform.

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    90. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      No one has had a decent email client app since pine :-)

      You misspelled mutt. :)

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    91. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the porn industry and my dick stopped working so they fired me.

      What were we discussing again?

    92. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. So Linux is filled with incompetent programmers. Got it.

      You heard it hear first folks.

    93. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2:
      Figure out how to run Final Cut or Premier on it.

      3:
      Learn how to use Audacity, Cinelerra, Openshot, Kdenlive, Gimp, Krita, Inkscape, and a ton of really useful free software.

      4:
      Keep all that extra money in your pocket.

      Actually, step 3 is where things break down for most Mac (and Windows) users, as they often have trouble learning how to use all of this software - let alone install Linux or build a computer with twice the specs for half the price. Users are often not technicians. Thank God for that or we would all be out of work.

    94. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      It also misses one pretty big option - pay for the damn software?

    95. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Why should anybody be surprised? It's Apple.

      Vote with your dollars. Android is better anyway and you get a whole lot more for your money.

      Android != macOS.

      Learn your Enemy, stupid!

    96. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      You know what they say about any product named "pro?" It's not for pros, it's for wannabes. Get roughly twice as much computer for the money by going with Linux.

      You mean "Get NOTHING for your Non-Money with Linux".

      Linux is BY FAR the WORST "More for your Money" example on the PLANET.

    97. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Manufactures just don't want to put money into what they see is a dying platform.

      You'd THINK that after nearly a HALF CENTURY, that the "Apple is Dying" meme would be laughed out of existence.

      But stupid is as stupid says.

    98. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Ha. No, it's a clueless you issue. If you don't want autoupdates then just turn it off, it's entirely optional.
      Can't be switched off on my device.

      Nobody seriously believes you actually have an Android phone, you're just a garden variety slithering Apple troll reading off your talking point sheet.

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    99. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet it's installed on 100x as many devices as Any Mac OS.

    100. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so glad Apple is slowly dying out. So soy fuck boys like yourself will die out. Keep raping your customers with draconian rules. You are slowly cutting your wrist.

    101. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And 75% buy an android phone because they can't afford an iPhone. Your point?

    102. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      You can run Photoshop under Linux in a VM if it really matters to you. But why would you bother? For digital art, Krita is way better. For photos, use Gimp. See, Gimp rates about the same as Photoshop but only one of them is free. And Gimp comes with lifetime updates, also free.

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    103. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      10x, actually. But I get your point.

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    104. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      Kdenlive in particular is a really nice video editor, capable of doing everything a Youtuber needs to do. Very fast.

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    105. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not "completely free" because it's not open-source.

      Krita is completely free and open. Don't know why you would think otherwise.

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    106. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Sure. Pay for the software. Have you looked at the yearly cost Adobe now wants to suck out of you? You will spend thousands on it. And for that you get weird, fragile copy protection restrictions. I could see that if you actually needed it, but Krita is free and Krita is way better for digital art. Krita is the right one for 99% of users.

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    107. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      100% of Android buyers put money in their pocket while buying a better phone than Apple. Apple diehards spend more than they can afford on a worse product and die poor. Bury the obsolete iPhone with them.

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    108. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Linux kernel tips its hat and wishes you well. But you have anger issues and do not communicate well.

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    109. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Never said anything about Apple dying. Apple itself is doing just fine making iphones and over priced accessories. I expect them to continue to be fine for a very long time.

      I said dying platform, which the Imac line currently is. There has been no real development in years on the platform. It remains over priced and under power. All this might change but as for now its pretty much a dead platform.

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    110. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you, I just don't disagree that it wasn't an option to pay the asking price if that's what you want to use and consider it offers value. For you (or indeed me) it may not, but that doesn't mean the only options are steal it or don't use it.

    111. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why is there no MS Surface - or any other - sanely built notebook with more than 1 TB SSD? And I just - surprise - need 4 TB to store my actual data over the next five years, which I have just purchased from Apple? An I travel through places with poor connection where I can't just store that data in the cloud? And I can't lug around 150 W, 3.5 kg monster notebook that would not run off an airliner power outlet?

      Apple notebooks are 4 years ahead of the competition by their design and specs that at least some creative professionals need. Stop whining.

    112. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You couldnt be more wrong about this. I have worked at many creative agencies, in fact I am sitting at my desk right now typing this on my 2015 Macbook Pro. I have never seen a Windows computer at any of the agencies I have worked at. However we just got a PC on a stick so we could debug Edge issues without using Browserstack.

    113. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that we should buy different laptop hardware than MacBooks but the suggestion that Android is somehow better is laughable.

    114. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Completely agree. I spend several hundred dollars on software a year, mostly games from Steam. Never break the law to own software. That said, the vast majority of the software I use professionally is free, open and also best in class.

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    115. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      By the way, Photoshop is widely pirated, that is a fact. So while free vs steal are not the only options in theory, for most Photoshop users that is the reality on the ground.

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    116. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I know it's uncool, but I like Thunderbird. On Linux, Enigmail even works most of the time. The only system I haven't been able to connect it to is my MS Account (outlook.com) - apparently it uses some strange MS Exchange connection that even the Exchange extension for Thunderbird can't figure out.

    117. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Obviously a typo, laugh away. I will laugh with you. Obviously you want a real desktop Linux distro for a laptop.

      I'm using Debian these days, was using Ubuntu up till a year or two ago. Looks like, Debian really improved with "competition" from Ubuntu, and now has all the good points with none of the bad points. Unless you consider systemd a bad point, which I don't deeply love but I don't hate it either and I simply learned the new admin wrinkles. It's not hard. The old way was, do everything with Bash scripts. I really don't think that is better than the systemd way, and you can still do it with Bash scripts if you want. With or without systemd, you still do most of the admin on Debian or Ubuntu the Debian way, which is generally sensible.

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    118. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      Never said anything about Apple dying. Apple itself is doing just fine making iphones and over priced accessories. I expect them to continue to be fine for a very long time.

      I said dying platform, which the Imac line currently is. There has been no real development in years on the platform. It remains over priced and under power. All this might change but as for now its pretty much a dead platform.

      Are you talking about the HARDWARE PRODUCT "iMac", or the iMac's SOFTWARE PLATFORM (OS), "macOS" (f/k/a/ "OS X")?

      I have to know which you mean, so that I can properly show you to be an idiot.

    119. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Only a idiot argues with a zealot. You are clearly a zealot so you are not worth my time. Figure it out for yourself.

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    120. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop being an ass, apple is USELESS for making real computers.

    121. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking retarded?

    122. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And apple is the shittiest BEST "less for your Money" option. What your point schilly?
      macs are a rounding error in the field. No one but fanbois care about them.

    123. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I never said, I have an Android phone.
      I have an Android tablet.

      Moron ... and I had an iPad before, switched to Android as I assumed USB transfers "would simply work". But they don't. I actually explained most of the issues in my previous two posts.

      So piss off, idiot.

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    124. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3:

      Learn how to use Audacity, Cinelerra, Openshot, Kdenlive, Gimp, Krita, Inkscape, and a ton of really useful free software.

      A waste of fucking time if you are a working media professional, because literally NOBODY you interact with in business will be using those tools.

      Adobe Creative Cloud is $80/mo. for a business. If you are a pro that is an AMAZING deal for the amount of software you get, and it enables you to earn many times its cost. You'd have to be insane not to take advantage of it.

    125. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You're obviously using it wrong.

      But congratulations on having hardware that lasts, my dad's Macbook is about to croak (certainly not from overuse) and I'm pretty sure the next laptop he gets is a cheap model that runs Linux. Since he comes running to me every time an update is due anyway, I can as well give him one that I can actually administrate sensibly.

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    126. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually Android isnâ(TM)t better than macOS for my MBP.

    127. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android > macOS.
      Dumb fuck!

    128. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Figure out how to run Final Cut or Premier on it.

      That is somewhat simpler than many would think. Run a VM with Mac OS X in it and use passthrough to link other harder directly to the Mac OS install (GPU, USB, HDD, etc.). I'm told this is highly responsive and usable for gaming, so it should be possible to use it for video editing as well.

    129. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by dexotaku · · Score: 1

      When Gimp finally got >8bpc colour support I no longer had a reason to continue using Photoshop for my own purposes.

      There are also packages like Darktable and RawTherapee for other related (photographic processing, not digital painting) purposes.

    130. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "TheFakeTimCook". And yes, he's fucking retarded.

    131. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well, your 2004-era Mac is a different beast. I seriously doubt any of these new Macs will still be operable in 2032. At some point Apple will kill support for these models, and since they can only be repaired by Apple that means any of those machines still running are on borrowed time. Eventually something will go wrong, and even if you manage to find a second machine to salvage parts from, you still won't be able to get it running again.

      Besides, your 2004 "Mac Book Pro" (actually a PowerBook) was obsoleted by Apple some time ago. A 2004-era PC could be upgraded to Windows 7* and still be supported today. Or just install Linux.

      * But not Windows 10 because the processor most likely would lack the NX-bit

    132. Re: Why should anybody be surprised? by jittles · · Score: 1

      100% of Android buyers put money in their pocket while buying a better phone than Apple. Apple diehards spend more than they can afford on a worse product and die poor. Bury the obsolete iPhone with them.

      Seems to be that you're an Android diehard. 80% of the market pays for an Android when you count the entire world and most of them are low margin phones. Not that there is anything wrong with buying a low margin phone. But Android exists to spy on you. End of story. I have zero interest in having every single text, phone call, etc on my phone being spied upon by corporate overlords./P.

    133. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by jittles · · Score: 1

      You're not forced into google freemium, but it's indeed unfortunate the option is not particularly user friendly (unlocking boot, flashing ROM). Still waiting for that one hardware vendor who will ship lineage ROM on a slight margin to cater to your crowd.

      They moved the location services into Google Play. If you want to be able to use the Play store at all you have to let Google spy on your location at all times. That's just wrong.

    134. Re:Why should anybody be surprised? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well,
      my 12" (hm or is it a 10" ... don't remember, have it at my fathers place) G4 PowerBook Pro can no longer join WIFI networks as it is still running OS X 10.3 or 10.4 and either the OS or the hardware itself does not support WPA2.
      Besides that, it is running just fine.

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  2. John Deere, is that you? by caladine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Right to repair laws can't come soon enough.

    1. Re:John Deere, is that you? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Technically you have the right to repair that product, as long as you have that software. Logically it is a reasonable security step, depending upon the access to that software and how it signs itself off, when it runs. Preferably requiring the person who uses that software to log in and identify themselves when they use it. It will make stealing a new Apple notebook awkward and repairs impossible and even stripping it and selling the parts, also difficult. It depends how much the software costs, how accessible it is and how secure it is. For many users probably a reasonable choice and the price, yikes, Apple is able to maintain a pretty high profit margin by selling people their privacy back.

      Of course you can go Linux and really secure your privacy at a much more competitive price, if you have the technical capability or contract it out to someone else. Then again you can totally abandon your digital rights by going M$ and just let them bend your privacy right over and pump every bit of your privacy right off your hard disk drive or is it their hard disk drive once you install Windows 10.

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    2. Re:John Deere, is that you? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      It should be the user's choice whether to "opt in" to such a system. Anyone could have access to the software, and it could check for parts serials on an "opt in" blacklist of stolen systems before authorizing a parts swap. It could also warn about unauthorized 3rd-party parts without banning them outright. Nah. This isn't about security. This is about planned obsolescence and money-grubbing on Crapple's part. Don't make a bunch of gougers seem more noble than they actually are.

    3. Re:John Deere, is that you? by dgatwood · · Score: 2

      It will make stealing a new Apple notebook awkward and repairs impossible and even stripping it and selling the parts, also difficult.

      A publicly accessible, stolen parts serial number database would also do that, but without making it impossible for users to perform their own repairs.

      Even as someone who has had a laptop stolen, I still don't think that's sufficient reason to prevent users from repairing their own hardware.

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    4. Re:John Deere, is that you? by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      It depends how much the software costs, how accessible it is and how secure it is.

      It says in the article that the software is exclusive to Apple authorized repair shops. Consumers will have no access to it and it's not meant to prevent theft of new Apple products, it's meant to shut out 3rd party repair places that shine a light on how shoddy Apple's engineering really is and how overpriced it is for that. It also will reduce your ability to sue Apple for crappy design decisions because if nobody can fix it except Apple, they can just ignore it and blame you.

    5. Re:John Deere, is that you? by dslbrian · · Score: 5, Interesting
      What they are describing is already illegal under the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act. An excerpt:

      Warrantors cannot require that only branded parts be used with the product in order to retain the warranty.[7] This is commonly referred to as the "tie-in sales" provisions[8] and is frequently mentioned in the context of third-party computer parts, such as memory and hard drives.

      And from the summary:

      The new system will render the computer "inoperative" unless a proprietary Apple "system configuration" software is run after parts of the system are replaced.

      So in effect they are saying "oh sure put whatever part you want into it, but it's not going to work unless we allow it". Thereby creating the onus to use "branded parts". Yeah good luck with that. I fully expect them to land in court over this.

    6. Re:John Deere, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Deere, we are at the Apple farm.

    7. Re:John Deere, is that you? by infolation · · Score: 1

      it's not meant to prevent theft of new Apple products, it's meant to shut out 3rd party repair places

      And in the case of John Deere, farmers are turning to technicians with cracked Ukrainian John Deere software that they bought off the black market

      The Apple System Configuration Suite software is cloud authenticated:

      The AST 2 System Configuration suite is a diagnostic software that Apple uses to ensure that the computer is functioning properly. It includes the Mac Resource Inspector, which does a “quick health check of hardware and software,” as well as tools that check the system’s memory, display, power adapters, cooling system, and other aspects of the computer. It functions only if connected to Apple’s Global Service Exchange (GSX), a Cloud-based server that Apple uses to handle repairs and service. It requires a login from Apple to access.

      But if there's a thriving black market of John Deere tractor hacking, I find it hard to believe that such a move on Apple's part won't spawn an equivalent surge in hacked Apple System Configuration Suites.

    8. Re:John Deere, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A publicly accessible, stolen parts serial number database would also do that, but without making it impossible for users to perform their own repairs.

      Also without killing a business model of stripping broken laptops for working parts than can be used/sold to repair other laptops. Which is both and greener than using new parts.

    9. Re:John Deere, is that you? by jythie · · Score: 2

      The lockdown is in part intended to go after unauthorized repair shops, so user opt-in would not really help. The DIY crowd is small, they are rarely the targets of stuff like this. Shady repair shops that offer low low prices on the other hand are everywhere and can contribute to bad PR for a company since users seem to end up blaming the faceless manufacturer rather than the 'nice young man that fixed my computer and explained how terrible Apple is'.

      I used to work at a hardware manufacturer, this happened all the time and was really frustrating. We would get pissed off customers ranting on forums about how terrible our stuff was, and sometimes we would get them to actually bring it in (repairs free of charge) to discover someone had put in a cheap 3rd party screen or off the shelf harddrive that didn't have the custom bios or specs our certified ones did. We ended up locking down to try to stop the crap.

    10. Re:John Deere, is that you? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, you could have designed the hardware to work correctly with cheap commodity HDDs and SSDs vs slowing down.

    11. Re:John Deere, is that you? by jythie · · Score: 2

      Ah yes, because we looked at our logistics chain and went 'hrm, we spent months of developer time trying to get this part down from 15$/unit to 14.50$/unit, but lets go with a harddrive costing hundreds of dollars more'. If cheap commodity HDDs from any random manufacturer worked, believe me we would have gone with them since it would have saved us a bundle and allowed us to compete on a better price point.

    12. Re:John Deere, is that you? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0

      Except that we're talking about Crapple. The company known for rebranding cheap commodity components at a 300% markup. Hard drives in stuff like iMacs and Time Capsules were literally commodity drives with an Apple sticker slapped on.

      The issue isn't what Apple can buy them for; it's what they can charge to resell them to ignorant sheep.

    13. Re:John Deere, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You always have the right to repair it. It's your property. If you bought a product that is so complicated to fix then that's your own damn fault.

    14. Re: John Deere, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did you even get into computers?

      I don't understand you people. It's like YOU like your computer being a locked down black box. What happen to the hacker culture? Have companies killed it.

      You people ARE not geeks. Fuck a no true Scotsman argument. You are the enemy of nerds. You are trying to take away our RIGHT to repair products we own, because of your supply chain? Fuck you buddy. I hope you take a long hard look and realize that we were born to hack shit. And you can't stop us.

      This is the problem with all these programs to get everyone coding. It brings in outsiders who have no idea why we do what we do. All they see is $$$. Fuck all of them.

  3. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They're still not evil, right? At least not really evil?

  4. So people are whining about security? by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    did no one read about the chinese compromise of the supremicro motherboards? and now people are upset that a vendor requires certified parts?
    Please... I'd pay extra for that gladly.

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    1. Re:So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The level of risk they're willing to accept should be up to the hardware's owner. At the most, there should be a warning about using unauthorized parts, not a totally unusable device.

    2. Re:So people are whining about security? by Tough+Love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, you pay Apple to put spy chips in your computer. Not me. Did you know, many Apple products are assembled in China, using chips made in China?

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    3. Re:So people are whining about security? by Daemonik · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, and good luck to you when Apple designs a circuit board with the wrong transistor, refuses to admit the mistake exists and when they finally get sued over it they make a repair program that manages to not cover the boards produced the year you bought yours.

      Won't be the first time!

    4. Re:So people are whining about security? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      certified parts like HDD's with 2-3 X markup?? ram and cpu grades priced so that the cost of going from 8GB to 16GB is the same price as an 16GB kit?

    5. Re:So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. It's not about security. It's about Apple's ability to rape people's wallets by requiring them to beg their "authorized" outlets for repairs, and make repairs impossible after a certain age (sorry, our software no longer supports your model...)

    6. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming that this will in any way help the security of Apple customers from State-scale actors. Perhaps from smaller scale individuals, and definitely from the risk of under-paying at third-party repair shops, but from the level of threat you are referring to?
      I wouldn't be surprised to hear that the Chinese government, and others *cough* NSA *cough*, already have a copy of this diagnostic software, more than likely given to them by Apple as a condition of being able to sell their computers in China, or a FISA warrant to provide a copy of the software, or by paying off an Apple employee to provide a copy, or breaking into Apple's servers, etc.
      And that if any competent security researcher were to examine the code, I wouldn't be surprised that the security of customers is likely weakened, not improved. That someone with a copy of the diagnostic software can seamlessly replace hardware without the user being able to check in any way, because it's now hidden behind layers that they can no longer check.

    7. Re:So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0

      The only risk that Crapple is mitigating is the risk of them not being able to gouge their customers for "authorized repairs" and "genuine parts."

    8. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a fair comparison. That was about OEM parts, not anything to do with repairs. And if the OEM parts are compromised the replacements may as well be knockoffs.

    9. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does it help security by taking one genuine part from one MacBook and putting it in another MacBook?
      It would be one this to check for genuine parts, it's another to also lock down the serial numbers of each part.

      It's to stop independent repair shops from, for example, using a screen from a laptop with a water damaged motherboard to fix a laptop with a broken screen.

      They want the users to buy a new MacBook or pay their excessive repair fees

    10. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tiny Chinese spy chips were embedded onto Super Micro motherboards that were then sold to companies in the US, including Amazon and Apple, reports Bloomberg." Explain to me again why you trust vendor "certified parts", again, over third party ones?

    11. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did no one read about the chinese compromise of the supremicro motherboards? and now people are upset that a vendor requires certified parts?
      Please... I'd pay extra for that gladly.

      I doubt their diagnostic software would be able to detect the chinese spy chips, or at the very least, I'm sure the chinese could make one that isn't detectable with the software, but feel free to give up your rights to your own computer to your corporate overlord.

      Also I imagine the Chinese government wouldn't have trouble obtaining and unlocking systems with AST-2.

    12. Re:So people are whining about security? by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

      It is about security: security of future income for Apple, its resellers and repair shops.

    13. Re:So people are whining about security? by Freischutz · · Score: 1

      The level of risk they're willing to accept should be up to the hardware's owner. At the most, there should be a warning about using unauthorized parts, not a totally unusable device.

      The manufacturer of a device should strive to make it as secure as possible to safeguard the users sensitive and valuable data. All security mechanism should at least be opt-out and in many canses they sououd be mandatory. Nobody wants to log onto their internet bank one day and find is has been raided because of lax security in your laptop's operating system and/or hardware.

      This is a fight one simply cannot win. You are inundated with angry tirades from outraged people if you implement proper security and you are inundated with angry tirades form outraged people if you do not implement proper security so you might as well implement proper security protocols since at least that cuts down on litigation and compensations you have to pay over damages to customers caused by lax security. Other than that, whatever you do, you are going to get yelled at by angry people so pick the option that costs you less money.

    14. Re:So people are whining about security? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The only security I can see here is securing Apple's profits.

      Why not give the customer the choice? Go with Apple parts and be safe, or use questionable aftermarket parts and Apple is out of obligation to provide any support?

      Don't answer. Everyone knows the answer.

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    15. Re:So people are whining about security? by Tha_Zanthrax · · Score: 1

      There is a warning. People don't read it and just click Next.

    16. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >>The manufacturer of a device should strive to make it as secure as possible to safeguard the users sensitive and valuable data.

      Clearly bullshit since they still have their hardware made in china...

    17. Re:So people are whining about security? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Apple is worse in this regard.

      Apple used Intel chips exclusively, with all the usual security flaws including the hidden, impossible to disable OS called the "Intel Management Engine". You know, the one with 90s era buffer overflow vulnerabilities and the ability to fully control your system without your permission.

      With a normal motherboard you have control over the secure boot process. You can load your own keys, secure your system. Apple doesn't allow you to do that.

      Currently the best option is an AMD Ryzen board. It's not perfect but it's better than a Mac for security. If you can afford it get one of the server grade chips with encrypted RAM support.

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    18. Re:So people are whining about security? by jythie · · Score: 2

      I can recall years ago working for a company that made kiosk systems. One of our banes was that customers would do their own repairs, including swapping out components for 3rd party replacements because they were cheaper. Then when things did not work, user and customers would complain about how much our stuff sucked because things would not calibrate quickly or the system stuttered. This is why companies try to lock things down, users have a bad habit of loudly blaming you for their budget swapouts and then tell all their little friends about it... the average user has no clue what goes into part certification... 'oh but this hard drive is 10GB too, it should work fine and costs 90% less!'

    19. Re:So people are whining about security? by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Their worry probably is not users doing the replacements themselves, but unauthorized repair shops that use dodgy replacement parts.

    20. Re:So people are whining about security? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Fine, then warn the user saying something like "dude, the repair you got was not done to our high quality standards, we really want you to know that all bets are off, try to get an Apple certified repair shop instead" instead of just bricking the device!

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    21. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did no one read about the chinese compromise of the supremicro motherboards? and now people are upset that a vendor requires certified parts?
      Please... I'd pay extra for that gladly.

      The one where apple is also a victim? Would you pay extra for certificate released by a company that failed on securing their data center?

    22. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    23. Re: So people are whining about security? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

      Did you know that many Dells are made in China using chips made in China? Did you know many Lenovos are made in China using chips made in China? And the list goes on and on.

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    24. Re: So people are whining about security? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Because at that point the user might already be comprised and the rogue hardware may prevent any such warning. Then there would be outcry from some people about Apple not doing more to protect them. The repair facility may not have any ill intention; they just used a cheaper part.

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    25. Re:So people are whining about security? by hjf · · Score: 1

      good luck getting that on a laptop.

    26. Re:So people are whining about security? by jythie · · Score: 1

      What, every time they boot they would have to go through the message over and over? Otherwise the dodgy repair shop is just going to click through it and return the machine after the 'user' has already oked the change.

    27. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you honestly believe this is just about security? It's a method of forcing you to use Apple for over-priced parts and repair. And then sitting back and claiming it's for security.

    28. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't like apple? don't buy one.

    29. Re:So people are whining about security? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      https://www.amd.com/en/where-t...

      Personally I really want a new Thinkpad with Ryzen Pro, but they ain't cheap.

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    30. Re:So people are whining about security? by maralatho · · Score: 1

      It's the Apple parts which fail.

    31. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly the point critics are making. The only thing this accomplishes is to make it more difficult for consumers to fix their own laptops. It does nothing for security.

    32. Re:So people are whining about security? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Then make that part protected by a user password or part of an online re-activation scheme where the user has to reconnect his repaired hardware with his Apple account, which also takes care about informing Apple that the hardware is now no longer under warranty.

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    33. Re: So people are whining about security? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Er what? You can argue with this move has other effects but you can't argue that it doesn't enhance security. However if we go with your argument that everyone's computer could be comprised, what is the course of action? Nothing?

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    34. Re: So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      It doesn't enhance security any more than a clearly visible warning about 3rd-party hardware being installed would. No need to brick hardware -- informing the user and letting them make their own decision is adequate.

    35. Re:So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Big red banner (WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED HARDWARE INSTALLED) on the initial boot splash screen. Not removable without gen-u-wine Crapple hardware.

    36. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is absolutely winnable. Implement proper security but stop having 1000% profit margin or repairs. Drop it to a reasonable 20-25% and all will be happy

    37. Re:So people are whining about security? by Larry_Dillon · · Score: 1

      If it shipped from the factory with the Supermicro compromise, this new security check probably wouldn't have caught it anyway.

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    38. Re: So people are whining about security? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      To be you think a warning about suspect parts after they've accessed the system is more secure than preventing suspect parts from accessing the systems? Am I understanding that correctly? You could say the latter may overkill and more restrictive but I wouldn't argue it's less secure.

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    39. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean that time that Apple used a defective nVida chip and they gave me an entirely new MacBook Pro to replace my three year old MacBook Pro (no applecare) FOR FREE with ACCESSORIES? Everyone here loves to trash Apple, sometimes there are first-hand stories to back up their experiences, my first hand experiences are that they rock and bend over backwards to make things right, including giving me thousands of dollars worth of hardware for free, no hassles. Batteries, phones, macbooks, headphones, whatever, they have always been A+.

    40. Re: So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      SSD breaks in a country with no easy access to genuine parts. If Crapple didn't lock things down, you could just replace the SSD or pay someone to do it. Instead, you have to use a dodgy public computer while shipping the Apple away for service.

      And yeah, it's overkill -- it's not primarily driven by security, but by a desire to rob their customers.

    41. Re: So people are whining about security? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      So you are indeed saying that warnings are more secure than preventing access? That's like saying a security guard that tells you people might be tresspassing is doing a better job than a security guard who stopped people from tresspassing. That's your argument.

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    42. Re: So people are whining about security? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      You can't trespass on your own property, asshole.

    43. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did no one read about the chinese compromise of the supremicro motherboards? and now people are upset that a vendor requires certified parts?
      Please... I'd pay extra for that gladly.

      No - people are whining about the inability to fix a product that they OWN.

    44. Re:So people are whining about security? by hey! · · Score: 1

      Show me a scheme like this that successfully prevented black hats from compromising a system.

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    45. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, that's what this is meant to guard against. Yes, you do give up some flexibility, but I'd much rather have Apple vouch for the security of my system than some random Chinese manufacturer (no offense).

    46. Re:So people are whining about security? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You mean that time that Apple used a defective nVida chip and they gave me an entirely new MacBook Pro to replace my three year old MacBook Pro (no applecare) FOR FREE with ACCESSORIES?

      Maybe he means that time Apple misimplemented a CMD IDE chip and then told all the people who bought a Revision 1 bondi blue Macintosh G3 that they should suck it up, either buying a PCI IDE card with the attendant macintosh tax (IDE card for Macintosh, $99, exactly the same card with the PROM for PC and not Mac, $19) or buying FWB Toolbox and using it to disable UDMA on your HDD, losing performance.

      Batteries, phones, macbooks, headphones, whatever, they have always been A+.

      They were so embarrassed about the B&W G3 incident that when they folded the TechInfo Library (TIL, their old knowledge repository) into the Knowledge Base (KB, their current repository of information) they actually deleted the document. There are both older and newer articles which made it from the TIL to the KB, but that one went away. You call that an A+ performance?

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    47. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just means the spyware is embedded in a more secure location. You can't have soup to nuts development and engineering in China and not get a surprise, it's just not possible.

    48. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As is our right.

      NO ONE is asking for this, except Apple.

    49. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is dell doing what Apple is?

      They aren't?

      Ok, kindly stfu with your strawman.

    50. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are they securing us against? Ourselves? Because that's what it sure fucking looks like.

    51. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. You are reaching for straws at this point. Give it up.

    52. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yawnnn, we've had voided warranties for years. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.

    53. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple IS the Chinese manufacturer you fucking idiot.

    54. Re:So people are whining about security? by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 1

      OK, you pay Apple to put spy chips in your computer. Not me. Did you know, many Apple products are assembled in China, using chips made in China?

      You are so stupid, the world would be better off without your DNA stinking up the place!

      Go die.

    55. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a disgusting person you are. Wishing some dead for the sake of a corporation. Pathetic.

    56. Re: So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a wack job. That tin foil hat must have an apple logo in it.

    57. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps everyone on /. read the story.
      I'm afraid, though, that you missed that story about Spectre / Meltdown CPU bugs. You are already affected, probably by many more hardware backdoors.

    58. Re:So people are whining about security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      implement proper security

      Sure. Just remove all of the hand-holding required dumbasses and problem solved. Oh? The masses want Alphabet, the NSA, and Facebook to still have a way to keep tabs on them? Sucks to be them.

      Seriously we need to kick out the rift-raft. They've become a plague, and are actively destroying the place with their incompetence.

  5. Apple will Never Learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proprietary.

    These screwballs will never learn.

    Pardon me, my iPhone is ringing.....

  6. Welcome to Apple Windows OS10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All the proprietary hardware, software, and spyware you'll ever need pre-loaded and ready to serve you.

    1. Re: Welcome to Apple Windows OS10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serve me to whom?

    2. Re: Welcome to Apple Windows OS10 by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Whoever pays for it, we're not prejudiced, we are strictly equal opportunity.

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  7. China and russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be very common down the road to match all the serial numbers on hardware for security reasons. With that said apple better provide a solution for this

    1. Re:China and russia by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2

      Public/private key encryption should allow ANY part signed by the manufacturer to work in the laptop without affecting security. Frankly, if this were about security, Apple would warn users of computers with unauthorized parts (at boot) without disabling them entirely. Since they're bricking systems, this is about grubbing money, not security.

    2. Re: China and russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ever have access to the hardware, you can compromise the keys.

    3. Re: China and russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ever have access to the Intel Management Engine, you can also compromise the keys..

      Oh wait, they left it writeable for months

  8. Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a feature, anyone messes with my new laptop, I'll know about it.
    Easy to use, out of the box security.

    Seriously though, if this was an optional thing, it would actually be pretty cool

    1. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by dgatwood · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a feature, anyone messes with my new laptop, I'll know about it.

      Detecting a component swap is a feature. Requiring an authorized service center to run specialized software before the rightful owner can restore functionality is not. From a security perspective, there is no meaningful difference between "You seem to have a new keyboard. If you did not replace your keyboard, please contact an authorized service center immediately. Otherwise, please run System Preferences to re-add your fingerprints," and "You seem to have a new keyboard. Please take it to a service center so that they can replace your new keyboard with another new keyboard that was bought through the proper repair channels".

      Now I'll grant you that if Macs started also coming with cellular networks so they can be reliably remote-locked, this "feature" would completely dry up the market for stealing laptops and selling them as repair parts, but that could also be done by letting users report machines as stolen, and flagging those parts as illicit if they ever turn up in anybody else's machine, and the latter approach might actually stand a chance of getting the bad guys caught, whereas the former will not, so it's arguably still a net loss for security *and* usability.

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    2. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by Daemonik · · Score: 1

      You know what else would dry up the market for stealing laptops and selling them as repair parts? Selling repair parts at a reasonable cost to anyone and making repair manuals available. Like every other computer manufacturer.

    3. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      True.

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    4. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Or just either (a) a database of blacklisted stolen parts with serials or (b) allowing users to lock all parts of the computer with a strong PW or biometric ID, but having the lock removable before sale or upgrade (by authenticating appropriately).

    5. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by dknj · · Score: 1

      You know else does this? Cisco. There is a market for geniune parts, and if the supplier is willing to warranty that problem then you should take it. If you are compromised years down the line, you have recourse. If you are compromised for running a whitebox system or an android.. then you're on your own just as if you bought a SuperMicro instead of geniune HP

    6. Re: Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a great idea and should be implemented.

      Having one point of failure is AWESOME. One disgruntled employee in the right position and EVERY DEVICE is now stolen and locked out world wide

    7. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not so easy to detect / sandbox hardware that's sitting on the system bus. Once it's on the bus, it pretty much as access to anything reachable from that bus. Folks put in a lot of effort into firewalls, etc., but no effort at all at rogue hardware plugged directly into their machines without any security at all.

      Heck, a compromised keyboard or a thumb drive could cause all sorts of problems (e.g. imagine if your keyboard logged all your keystrokes, then once in a while brought up a browser, sent the log, and closed the browser window... all too quickly for you to even notice). No security software would ever detect it... and I doubt it's even that hard to do at the keyboard level.

    8. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      If you are compromised years down the line, you have recourse.

      That makes a lot more sense for an infra company like Cisco. I mean, I know I own a Cisco managed switch for my house, but I'm very much an outlier. Nearly everybody who buys that stuff is a big corporation with a lot to lose.

      Your average person who saves a couple of hundred bucks on repairs by buying used parts and installing them on their own or through a low-end repair shop in the mall is not likely to be an interesting target for anyone.

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    9. Re:Free Anti Evil Maid feature? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Heck, a compromised keyboard or a thumb drive could cause all sorts of problems (e.g. imagine if your keyboard logged all your keystrokes, then once in a while brought up a browser, sent the log, and closed the browser window... all too quickly for you to even notice). No security software would ever detect it... and I doubt it's even that hard to do at the keyboard level.

      USB does not work that way. USB is a host-device-style bus. The computer is the host. It sends queries to the device, and the device responds. All the device can do is send interrupts that tells the host that something happened, and it needs to be polled. Sure, when you get into mass-storage devices, there's some additional DMA capabilities, but even that is limited by design to the range of memory that the host has authorized the device to see.

      Thus, a USB device cannot possibly launch an app unless you have some special "smart keyboard" that provides custom software to allow it to do so (e.g. press a key, and the *software* detects the keystroke and launches the app). And in that case, the custom software could do the same thing without needing to launch a browser at all.

      Further, even if a keyboard could somehow magically launch the app, USB does not have any visibility into the video frame buffer to know where to point the cursor to click on the box to type the data in.

      What you're describing simply isn't possible with a keyboard. The closest thing that is possible would be a thumb drive (which I suppose could be hidden inside a keyboard) that exploits some kernel-level vulnerability to run custom code that installs a software-based keylogger. And even then, that is only possible if there is a kernel-level vulnerability in that code. Short of that, you would have to trick the user into running the app and typing their admin password.

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  9. Bend over boiz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Thank you sir! May I have another?"

  10. Life-limited product... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most commodity computers can have parts replaced even when the manufacturer no longer supports them officially. The new Macbook Pro? Apple can just say that "our cloud software no longer supports computers over a certain age." Voila! Your laptop becomes a brick if it needs any sort of minor repair (keyboard or LCD are minor for any well-designed laptop).

    Bonus points if your laptop breaks in a developing country where the nearest "authorized" repair place is 1000 miles away. Piss on Steve Jobs' grave for pioneering the model of computing as a prison. Screw Tim Cook for perpetuating it and making it worse.

    1. Re:Life-limited product... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 2018 MacBook Pro that Apple hasn’t repaired in over two months. They claim they can’t replace the display because they don’t have the parts, which I’m pretty sure is illegal in my state.

    2. Re:Life-limited product... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 0

      You mean Apple has your money and you have a brick? Hope you bought it with a credit card and can file a chargeback/complaint about Crapple.

    3. Re:Life-limited product... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, if this software isn't leaked to the web in the first 30 days of going live, hackers will have made a tool to emulate it in the first 10 anyways.

      Also, Hi Apple fans! Welcome to the wonderful world of device activation! If you have any questions about the frustration and pain and annoyance of having to reactivate your computer after a hardware upgrade, a friendly yet utterly jaded Microsoft Windows user will be happy to teach you all of the more colorful curses you can scream into the phone while on hold for an Apple support rep.

    4. Re:Life-limited product... by 91degrees · · Score: 2

      If you're in a developing country and live that far away from an authorized repair place, I can't imagine it's that likely you own this sort of premium technology.

    5. Re:Life-limited product... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your laptop becomes a brick if it needs any sort of minor repair (keyboard or LCD are minor for any well-designed laptop).

      Ah, but this is the 2018 Macbook Pro. To replace the keyboard you need to fully remove every other component of the laptop first and even then the keyboard is literally riveted to the case.

    6. Re:Life-limited product... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Screw Tim Cook

      I was pondering that, but then again, he just might enjoy it.

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    7. Re:Life-limited product... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Keyboards and LCDs are not minor repairs on a MacBook even when they software does support it.

      The keyboard is riveted in to the top half of the case, so the only way to fix it is to replace the entire top half of the computer. Keyboard, case, PCBs, the lot.

      The screens are a bugger to replace too. Basically the two most common things that get accidentally damaged are insanely difficult and expensive to fix. The keyboard problems from the last generation must have cost Apple and absolute fortune to fix, at least once they admitted it.

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    8. Re:Life-limited product... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First mistake was buying from apple. What did you expect?

    9. Re:Life-limited product... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      You mean Apple has your money and you have a brick? Hope you bought it with a credit card and can file a chargeback/complaint about Crapple.

      I find his post hard to believe. The last time Apple tried and couldn't repair a 5 year old MBP under an extended warranty the simply replaced it with a new one.

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    10. Re:Life-limited product... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No apple laptop is "premium technology" I'll concede that the phones they release every year barely are. Even when they do updates its barely the latest thing out, it's usually what was popular last year. The new keyboard or whatever doesn't really count.

    11. Re:Life-limited product... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The keyboard is riveted in to the top half of the case, so the only way to fix it is to replace the entire top half of the computer.

      If it's riveted, the rivets can be drilled out and replaced. If it's actually heat-sealed in, then the plastic tabs can be drilled out, and replaced with glue. It's not trivial, but it is doable.

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  11. Yet another reason why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone with more than 2 brain cells to rub together wouldn't by a defective Apple product like these.

    If you can't fix it yourself, then you don't own it.

    Sorry Apple, not gonna buy it, wouldn't be prudent, at this junc-TURE..

    1. Re:Yet another reason why.... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Sadly, there are a lot of mentally-deficient lemmings who are more than happy to allow Apple to gouge them.

    2. Re:Yet another reason why.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a fucking sad state of technology

  12. do not want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple fills their product line with enough junk not fit for me to buy, they will end up with nothing I will be willing to buy. I am confident I am not alone in this.

  13. THIS is what WOULD make sense : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple could require the use of Apple Service Toolkit 2 ONLY until the warranty ended and then get rid of the requirement for the use of Apple Service Toolkit 2 after the warranty ended.

    The customer would not be "hurt" by Apple making sure the computer was only repaired by Apple while the warranty was in effect, when the repair was going to be free of charge, and after the warranty ends, removal of the requirement for the use of Apple Service Toolkit 2 would allow the owner of the laptop to choose any repair service.

    Car makers will void a warranty if improper parts are installed in a car during the period in which the warranty is in effect. It is not yet clear but Apple may actually be trying to implement a similar scheme.

    Postscript : I am more disgusted than many people by Apple's recent antics with hardware design. The removal of the MagSafe connector, the absence of a headphone jack, and numerous other things have got me wondering if I will buy anything from Apple ever again. But at the same time I think it is sensible to consider that not everything Apple does is necessarily part of a plot to fuck the consumer. I honestly don't think Apple is clever enough to always be planning some Machiavellian scheme. If Apple was that clever, they would be doing things better than they have been for a few years now, rather than selling hardware which has obviously been massaged by the "product cheapening department" during the design phase.

    1. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Or just allow repair without Apple authorization, period, but unauthorized repairs would throw a big warning message at boot and void the warranty. Thus, it would be up to the owner -- if their computer breaks in a developing country 1000 miles from an Apple store, unauthorized repair is often the ONLY good option. (Parts can still be bought online and delivered.)

    2. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      (And yes, Apple desktop/laptop hardware has become crap under Tim Cook. Soldered storage/RAM, one USB-C port for both charging and peripherals on the base MacBook. FUCK what Apple has become. They used to build professional computers, now they build toys for millennial Twitter-twaddlers.)

    3. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... if their computer breaks in a developing country 1000 miles from an Apple store, unauthorized repair is often the ONLY good option

      -

      Apple often doesn't think about the fact that there are parts of the world which are quite different from Cupertino or even the US.
      And this is proof that Apple's design is not nearly as good as Apple pretends it is. A truly good design would account for such situations
      and provide contingency plans for them.

      Apple is run and staffed by people who are not nearly as smart as they think they are. If I was in a bad storm offshore on a boat with these Apple fools, the first thing I would do is throw them all overboard so their stupidity didn't kill everyone else on the boat.

    4. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Throw them overboard? Wouldn't you need fish bait in case your voyage was extended by a dead engine or broken mast?

    5. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Throw them overboard? Wouldn't you need fish bait in case your voyage was extended by a dead engine or broken mast?

      -

      You can catch fish using a lure. No need for actual meat on the hook..

    6. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've already got perfectly good meat onboard, why on Earth are you throwing it away?

    7. Re:THIS is what WOULD make sense : by Megane · · Score: 1

      Apple could require the use of Apple Service Toolkit 2 ONLY until the warranty ended and then get rid of the requirement for the use of Apple Service Toolkit 2 after the warranty ended.

      They could, but do you really think they would go to the effort of disabling this crap after the warranty period expires?

      This is a sad day, now I know that the Macintosh is dead, and Tim Cook and a bunch of middle managers killed it. Thanks, Steve, for trying to cure freaking pancreatic cancer with new-age crap. I'll continue to use 2012-era stuff as long as I can, but I'll already be having to move to Linux as a games OS once Windows 7 support is removed from Visual Studio anyhow.

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  14. Use what you got... by berchca · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I guess since Apple is selling less computers these days*, they have to squeeze more money out of their customers.

    *https://www.macrumors.com/2018/08/01/fewest-quarterly-mac-sales-since-2010/

    1. Re:Use what you got... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess since Apple is selling less computers these days*, they have to squeeze more money out of their customers.

      *https://www.macrumors.com/2018/08/01/fewest-quarterly-mac-sales-since-2010/

      Nice try, but Apple already has all my money.

    2. Re:Use what you got... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * fewer computers these days

  15. Not a member of the church of the lowercase 'i'... by ASCIIxTended · · Score: 1

    ...and I never will be.

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  16. I discovered with my Macmini... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that I had purchased to sample the Apple environment --- Apple seems to be interested only in getting as many people as possible onto the hardware upgrade treadmill. Apple stopped supporting my Macmini relatively quickly. The solution was to purchase a new Macmini.

    .
    I had been using the Macmini as a test bed to see if I wanted to convert my home computing environment from Microsoft to Apple. In hindsight I am happy that I did not spend more to get the MacPro that my friend was pushing.

    My experience from using the Macmini was that, even though it was supported briefly, it was one of a lock-in. Those who speak of Apple's walled garden are correct, in my experience.

    I am beginning to think that Apple's comments about "we protect your privacy" are more about how Apple has you locked in, than anything else.

    1. Re:I discovered with my Macmini... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Garden? More like a prison. Apple HQ isn't all that far from San Quentin, maybe that's where Jobsie-Wobsie got his uppity ideas.

    2. Re:I discovered with my Macmini... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Apple of course protects your privacy. Like every corporation it protects its assets.

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    3. Re:I discovered with my Macmini... by Megane · · Score: 1

      Next year's Mac Mini might be the least sucky in years, but if this crap is in it, then it will come out of the box rotten to the core.

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  17. Rossman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eagerly anticipating Louis Rossman's response to this

    1. Re:Rossman by Gabest · · Score: 1

      He replaces smaller components, Apple cannot check every little resistor and capacitor.

    2. Re:Rossman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He replaces smaller components, Apple cannot check every little resistor and capacitor.

      Apple cannot check every little resistor and capacitor yet.

    3. Re:Rossman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of a VMI?

  18. Poor old Skinny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two months before he could have turned 56, Skinny Ennis choked to death on a bone while eating dinner at a restaurant in Beverly Hills in 1963. He was survived by his ex-wife, Carmene, and a son, Christopher

  19. Mac pro is dead unless apple does not add T2 to it by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Mac pro is dead unless apple does not add T2 to it and even then it's the end of the road for corp use

  20. Right to repair will force apple to give this soft by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Informative

    Right to repair will force apple to give this software out to 3rd party shops.

  21. Re:Right to repair will force apple to give this s by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not good enough unless it's made available to all OWNERS. If you bought it, you should be allowed to fix it.

  22. I'm not sure why Apple users would care. by uncqual · · Score: 1

    Apple users obviously don't object to proprietary walled gardens else they wouldn't be buying Apple products. This is just a few more bricks on top of the garden wall and I would expect it to be celebrated.

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  23. Apple Continues the Downward Spiral by Sol+Rosinberg · · Score: 2

    This has to be the most lowlife, underhanded, ill-thought scheme I've seen from them yet. The eighthwit (they don't have enough wits to be a halfwit) who thought of this needs to be fired and replaced with someone who has a sense of decency.

    1. Re:Apple Continues the Downward Spiral by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      It comes from the top -- don't expect Timmy to fire anyone, since he's anal-retentive enough to actually LIKE this kind of nonsense.

    2. Re:Apple Continues the Downward Spiral by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should they. All the apple cultists will celebrate this as the greatest innovation in computing and swear up and down how everyone should have it. When you have a following that is willing to blindly follow and police naysayers you can get away with almost anything.

  24. Donate if you are able. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because Krita is freely available and distributable doesn't mean SOMEBODY isn't paying the bills. Make sure it is you if you are able, or else you might be less happy with the software someday when a company with big pockets coopts the development process, or one of the key authors gets tired of doing it for a pittance.

    Having said that, you will have invested a lot less to make most open source software better than proprietary given time and qualified and motivated developers. And nowadays there are plenty of them working on open source.

  25. Slashdot is allowing Vice stories now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My little toenail has more journalistic integrity than the entire Vice organization.

  26. Apple Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck Apple. Fuck SuperMicro, Fuck John Deere, and Fuck any company that locks you out of the product you fucking paid for. I refuse to believe that we're slowly becoming a nation state controlled by trolls whom decide what's best for all of us. Just buying different products is not enough here. We need to vote differently and think differently about how to combat these issues.

  27. Warranty Act. Doesn't void the warranty by raymorris · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The drafters of the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act wouldn't like this at all. They did not, however, make illegal. The Act, in 15 USC 2302 (C), says that the WARRANTY may not be conditioned on using Apple-branded parts. They can't (and don't) void the warranty if you use unauthorized parts. Here's the text of the statute:

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/us...

    The people who wrote that might wish that they had written "also, you can't arrange for the product to stop working when unauthorized parts are installed", but they didn't write that. Maybe a lawmaker should write that now.

    It's possibly unlawful under other laws. There are quite a few different unfair competition laws and some may apply.

    1. Re:Warranty Act. Doesn't void the warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not. If the computer doesn't work when valid but unauthorized parts are installed, surely it would be a warranty claim.

      So clearly the lockout voids the intent of the law.

    2. Re:Warranty Act. Doesn't void the warranty by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      So how does this work for cars where you need proprietary diagnostic tools to clear error codes etc? Effectively such cars would be impossible to fix if the tools were not available to any random garage.

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    3. Re:Warranty Act. Doesn't void the warranty by technothrasher · · Score: 2

      So how does this work for cars where you need proprietary diagnostic tools to clear error codes etc?

      It doesn't work. It's a big issue. See http://www.careauto.org/

    4. Re:Warranty Act. Doesn't void the warranty by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      If warranty applies, Apple has to fix this custom-repaired laptop that is not working due to this software lock, for free. At least during the explicit / implied warranty period.

      So warranty applies is essentially the same as product can not stop working, right ?

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    5. Re:Warranty Act. Doesn't void the warranty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You answered your question with the second part.

      This is why right to repair is gaining momentum.

  28. To the right Law, to the left Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since 'Apple;' ILLEGALLY stole the name Apple (it belongs to the Beatles), then paid after the fact to only use it for business activities that did not clash with the real Apple company (which was mostly into music- no suprise), then illegally renaged on that promise and paid again after the fact, Apple computers has been a 100% scumbag company aimed at brainless hipsters (the remaining regulars on this site).

    Apple was the first FAUX 'social justice' American new tech giant and led the path for Google, Facebook et al to follow. The measure of a Man can be truly witnessed in his character, and the character of Apple Computers (Jobs AND Woz) is well established.

    Apple's greatest crime and perfect Orwellian act was introducinjg the concept of a 'WALLED GARDEN' for the only software you can use on Apple products. Even the politics of the user is a matter for Apple, as the recent bans on the Apple store prove beyond all doubt.

    Apple sets the tone (by absolute design and intent) for authoritarian regimes across the planet to copy in their own communication industries and products. If 'laid back' Apple can choose what political pundits its users can follow, every control freak in every land can say to its sheeple- see our new 'fake news' laws are for the 'greater good'.

    Sheeple (like the morons who think zi-onist Slashdot an 'honest' broker) barely notice events like the (zi-onist ultra West friendly) Egyptian regime imprisoning female activists for exposing the sickening harassment endemic in that nation's culture (it is NEVER mentioned on outlets like Slashdot that the rate of an extreme version of FGM is astonishing across all groups in Egypt- go google it).

    Apple pretends its censorship has tpo do with a 'social justice' ideology, while Apple supports the most vile anti-gay anti-female regimes on the Earth, as does Obama, Clinton, Blair, Macron, Merkel et al. They know the dumb dumb sheeple who buy Apple crap in the West in general have a world view formed by MSM headlines only. Today on Slashdot you have your usual 'five minutes of hate' aimed at Russia with zero coverage of Cameron's (ex-UK-prime minister) permission to british security agents to torture and mass murder in their operations across the globe (british police deep infiltration agents actually r-aped women in the protest groups they infiltrated- the fallout from this is still ongoing, but never gets headlines in fake news outlets like Slashdot).

    The SJW movement is a stalinist, maosist operation to the max. Authoritarian to the max. Described perfectly in Orwell's Animal Farm. The owners of Slashdot think YOU, dear reader, are so thick you'll fall for it once again. The greatest act of concentrated mass murder in Human History, and the worst act of evil during WW2, was the dropping of two types of nuclear warheads on civilians in Japan, for the purpose of pure scientific investigation. The monsters that rule the West didn't hesitate for one second to end the lives of hundreds of thousands of innocents, and ruin the lives of just as many, in order to seek to perfect their understanding of the capability of their new weapons. All formally approved SJW movements, leaders and companies are joined at the hip to the monsters who directly descend from those who nuked Japan.

    When Apple, Facebook, Twitter and so on ban 'wrong think' political people, the people banned all have one thing in common. They encourage followers to question statist corporations, media groups and personalities. Now in whose interest is this silencing taking place? Apple knows its place in the scheme of things, so the authoritian vileness even leaks into things like post sale repair policies. This is a known psychology of authoritarianism.

    1. Re:To the right Law, to the left Apple... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      And here on Slashdot... Russian trolls.

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    2. Re: To the right Law, to the left Apple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/524/tumblr_o16n2kBlpX1ta3qyvo1_1280.jpg

  29. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh really? Care to enlighten us on what kernel it's running? Android isn't GNU/Linux, but Android is absolutely Linux. Idiot.

  30. Illegal in Australia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.businessinsider.com.au/apple-is-being-sued-by-australian-regulators-for-forcing-people-to-use-its-repair-service-2017-4

    Warranty claims cannot be rubbed out in Australia.
    The ACCC seems not to know forced hand repair or supply of parts is also illegal.

    I am sure Apples legal defence will say Apple(Ireland) sells to Apple*Caymans?) who sells to Apple(Australia) who sells to Apple(Tied vertical operations) who sells to Apple(Authorised service) who by are completely independent legal entities with no 'Arms length' connections, thus is not a sole repairer, will be one line of argument.

    India and China may also resent this this. China certainly took some car dealers to town for blatant over charging in the spares department.

  31. true story by thePsychologist · · Score: 3, Informative

    Several years ago I had a thinkpad that had become infested with ants. I used a blow dryer to heat up the computer a little (while it was off) to make the ants want to leave. I left the blow dryer over the keyboard too long and melted the keys off.

    Bought a keyboard online for 30 dollars and replaced the old one in five minutes. This wouldn't have been possible with this new MacBook. Sad.

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    1. Re:true story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy to remove ants inside a laptop, just put your laptop at the top of your cars hood while your cars engine is running. The vibration would drive out the ants.
      But make sure laptop is completely off because the HDD might get killed due to vibration while paging (swapping).

    2. Re:true story by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Next time use a vacuum sucker.

      The ants are not smart enough to "run away" from heat. And they likely die just at random places provoking a short.

      Same if you spill a drink on it, use a vacuum sucker, not a hair dryer.

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    3. Re:true story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For years all of my computers (laptop and desktop) have been IBM/Lenovo, usually off-lease units. Easy to repair, easy to find parts, and they are not fucking up by removing standard ports like (Cr)apple is!

      If you run Windows, or buy anything from (Cr)apple, you don't own your own hardware anymore, M$ or (Cr)apple does!

  32. Youtube will be on fire by jim_deane · · Score: 1

    Louis Rossman should have some entertaining videos about this. I'mma make some popcorn...

    1. Re:Youtube will be on fire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny you say on fire... sadly, did you hear about the fire in Louis Rossman's building? Might be a while before we get a real video beyond phone clips. Seems his store didn't get fire damage, but did get a lot of water damage. I expect we'll hear more about his status tomorrow and shortly thereafter.

    2. Re:Youtube will be on fire by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      Louis Rossman should have some entertaining videos about this. I'mma make some popcorn...

      Dang! You beat me to it! I like lots of butter on my popcorn, please. ;)

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  33. Tax evasion Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should Apple win its arguments, IRS, and EU and worldwide taxation entities will now have proof/indications of arms length connections if this software does not travel wider.

    If Apple obscurant the software with sole licencing of some such rubbish, Tax authorities can argue afresh these creations were made to avoid tax - and whack Apple or at least review things again.

  34. Hurrah for Torrents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and Apple Service Toolkit 2 will show up on all Torrent sites soon after, completely negating this 'security' 'feature'.

  35. How to pronounce corporate Apple correctly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just say Apple while holding your tongue.

  36. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we are seeing right now is a horribly misinformed troll. Either too stupid to check Wikipedia for Android, or just really angry that Android is Linux.

  37. Re:Not a member of the church of the lowercase 'i' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither am i.

    Oh shit.

  38. Sounds potentially illegal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like it's basically the same as those "warranty void if removed" stickers that the FTC was telling everyone are unenforceable. It also has anti-competitive implications, since you literally have a company bricking devices unless you go to one of their "authorized" stores. That is just a modern equivalent of the classic shakedown racket. It's only a matter of time before they just do away with the authorized service providers in general.

  39. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Android and Linux are not interchangeable. If you don't know that, and don't understand how they're entirely different, you're a moron. Keep denying it, dig deeper Kavanaugh.

  40. Blacklist Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My organization has a fleet of apple computers that we are actively maintaining. The systems we have in service today are about 2-3 years old and we are _not_ replacing them with Apple products entirely because they are not serviceable.

    Apple is in the wealth management business now. The designer computers they sell are just fancy toys. Do not buy them.

  41. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Shikaku · · Score: 1

    They are. You can use the terminal, install busybox and run Linux commands on Android with the right bits of software. All the /dev, /proc and /sys files are on Android too.

  42. Re: MOTHERBOARD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please don't reproduce

  43. legality of this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how is it legal for apple to brick my device for repairing it myself.... time for a lawsuit

  44. Behaviour suggests otherwise by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    did no one read about the chinese compromise of the supremicro motherboards? and now people are upset that a vendor requires certified parts?

    If they were worried about security then it would only need to alert the user if non-Apple parts are added. Refusing to run even if something is replaced by another Apple part suggests very strongly that the motive is nothing to do with security.

    1. Re: Behaviour suggests otherwise by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      And how effective would an alert be once suspect parts are already accessing the system?

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  45. Here's a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That will not work. The reflash will require a cryptographic signature only obtained by querying an Apple server, and that can't be hacked short of stealing private key from Apple.

    If you're an engineer, and you work for Apple, and you specifically work on this, then... ... kill yourself.

    No, really. Kill yourself. Sometimes suicide really is the answer.

    Do it for humanity.

    1. Re:Here's a suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overbash and you'll drown out your own point.

      See if you can dial it back to, say, "I wonder how you sleep at night, as a fucking tumor on the species."

  46. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I guess the license is the same also, as well as the proprietary blobs...

  47. What is really needed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is multiple leaked copies so they can be analyzed and stripped together, and as someone else said a gsx account, which means someone hacking and inserting a few extra without anyone doing an audit noticing.

    I imagine apple keeps the master keys on a server somewhere and only sends out authorization hashes or private signed data to trigger the part update. Pretty stinky either way and exactly why my computers have been staying older Intel and then AMD. Now, other than migrating to 'unlocked' arm sbcs or the new Talos boards, I have to assume my computers aren't mind anymore.

  48. WTF! Warn, but do not BLOCK! by Que_Ball · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously are you not the owner of your own equipment anymore?

    I can understand them having a bios level warning that can be disabled for this kind of thing. Similar to how you can put a machine into secure boot mode or disable it if you want.

    But outright blocking the machine from operating with no "I understand the risk click OK to continue" type of thing is complete anti consumer BS.

    What is the point of this? Do they really think it's a long term benefit to their customers?

    1. Re:WTF! Warn, but do not BLOCK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Do they really think it's a long term benefit to their customers
      It wasn't for the customer's sake.

      >> are you not the owner of your own equipment anymore
      Proles aren't supposed to own capital, equipment, anything.
      You may rent things.
      You will be cornered into renting things.
      Your credit card number has been confirmed, thank you for subscribing.

  49. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You can use the terminal, install busybox and run Linux commands on Android with the right bits of software." - So that makes it Linux? You can do that on Windows since Cygwin forever.

    That doesn't make Windows Linux either just because you install Cygwin.

  50. Security chip says no! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    In Capitalist West right to repair taken away from you.
    In Soviet Union BK0010-01 approved for you.

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    1. Re:Security chip says no! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The fun bit is that in the Soviet Union, everything HAD to be built with the express goal to be easily fixable because they knew that "original" spare parts were notorious short in supply. Had the Soviet Union worked like we do, it would have fallen apart so much more quickly because the death of a wear part would instantly cause a machine to fail for good.

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  51. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Gabest · · Score: 1

    But Cygwin is not Linux.

  52. New low, and no go for me! by ReneR · · Score: 2

    The machines are already not the most appealing to start with, but this is such a new low disqualifying them entirely for me. Sad. One could already not even swap the SSD anymore at the last gen machines: https://www.youtube.com/watch?... Don't support, don't buy!

  53. Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fucking hell. This has gone from "Apples stuff is hard to repair because of wonky design decsions" to straight up malevolence.

    I've been using Macs since Vista completely murdered my will to use windows ever again. New laptop, constant blue screens of death on "Certified for Vista" laptop. After being told I had to pay $100+ to upgrade back to XP I threw the towel in and got me big desktop imac and then later a mac laptop. It had unixy underbelly so my BSD background fit right in, it just seemed to work really well, and once I got over the slight behavioral differences (command-C vs Ctrl-C, menu on top etc) it was a system I really enjoyed working with. Ended up with an iPhone too to cash in on the new iPhone dev stuff (I was formerly a Symbian dev, hell on earth). I was the model of an Apple Fanboy. Shit Apple where so good to me that when a fucked up contract that was about to land me in court was caused by app store delays I actully emailed Steve Jobs, and he *fucking emailed me back* and put his personal assistant in charge of getting my shit through the store. Thats how great apple used to be.

    But man, modern Apple sucks. My last apple purchase was a 2017 macbook pro to finally replace the trust 2011 MBP, the keyboard *sucked*, it only had those whack thunderbolt-3/USB-C ports which I had precisely zero perhipherals for and all the adaptors where ridiculously expensive and kinda unrelaible, and when I accidently dropped it and cracked the screen apple quoted me well over $1K to repair it.

    So I ended up taking it to a third party indian repair dude who fixed it for $400. Not a great job, but at least I could afford it.

    Also someone then broke into my house and stole the laptop. Admitedly I can't pin that one on Apple (I think?!).

    Heres the thing. Without that cheapo unauthorized repair, I'd have been stuffed. With a nearly brand new laptop, unable to be used.

    Apple want to take THAT away too?

    Maybe its time I just swallowed my pride and built myself a Linux/Windows dual-booter.

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    1. Re:Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

      Maybe its time I just swallowed my pride and built myself a Linux/Windows dual-booter.

      I've been on Linux Mint for three years now, no Windows involved. Come on in, the water's fine.

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    2. Re: Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asshole you have never used a Mac in your life. You are just another slashdot troll looking for karma and not finding it. Fuck off.

      Shut up, fanboi

    3. Re:Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was over 10 years ago.

    4. Re:Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do it,but stick with win 7 SP1 with updates turned off.

    5. Re:Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by blindseer · · Score: 1

      it only had those whack thunderbolt-3/USB-C ports which I had precisely zero perhipherals for and all the adaptors where ridiculously expensive and kinda unrelaible

      Maybe you could make a case of adapters being expensive and unreliable at the time but that does not apply now. USB-C to USB-A adapters are less than $10 each, and far cheaper than that if bought in pairs/bulk or if you need only USB 2.0 speed and power.

      This is not all that different when USB 1.1 was first adopted by Apple, the number of peripherals were few, often quite expensive, and also quite low in quality. USB-C has completed what I consider the "first round" of early adoption woes, that of dangerously non-compliant cables and adapters. The second round will be that of getting quantity. The third round will be that of prices falling. When it comes to USB-C power these three rounds are effectively done, as well as USB-C to USB-A adapters. The adoption for inexpensive and quality cables and devices, other than those two product types I mentioned, will likely be far slower than that of USB 1.1, 2.0, and even 3.0. I say this because we see slow adoption so far and unless or until USB-C demonstrates serving a need beyond being just a port to plug in a charger or USB-A adapter it will continue to have slow adoption.

      My guess is that quantity and quality of USB-C products will come as people demand slimmer and lighter computers (in forms of tablets, laptops, smart phones, and so on) with capability to output video. We saw this with MHL adoption on USB micro-B connectors, we are seeing some of this now with vendor specific adapters to get HDMI and other video ports, and people will at some point demand a standard be adopted to get video from USB-C. The problem is that the USB group defined something like six different ways to get video from USB-C. Apple made it's choice with adoption of DisplayPort. Other manufacturers are often simply choosing to simply stick with a separate HDMI port for video output, perhaps some kind of WiFi streaming instead of or in addition to this. As people demand 4K, 5K, and 8K video they will find HDMI and such connections cannot meet such demands, while video over USB-C can.

      Your complaint is something that early adopters often see, and you did so when Apple still offered laptops with the now legacy ports. You chose poorly and blame Apple for your choice, and that's simply nonsense.

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    6. Re:Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder the trashcan Macs haven't been updated. Apple can't figure out how to effective screw their customers. If they make it upgradeable, they screw their repair profits. If they block interchangeability, they lose the pro business. Worst of all, if they move from the cylinder design, they admit they aren't great product designers.

      Screen replacement should be easy enough for the end-user to perform. However, I'm not familiar with the the 2017 MacBook, they might be using glue or something in them now. (I've seen a few Louis Rossmann videos. Apple's been doing some weird stuff in the name of thinness.)

    7. Re: Thats it Apple. We're divorcing. by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see a new aluminium case Mac Pro. Those where spectacularly good cases with the cold out stuff. And looked good too

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  54. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by drnb · · Score: 1

    Oh really? Care to enlighten us on what kernel it's running? Android isn't GNU/Linux, but Android is absolutely Linux.

    Nope. Android is hosted on the Linux kernel. Linux is not part of the user experience, its not even part of the software development experience for 75% of Android developers. If google replaced Linux with their Fucha kernel it would be a non-event for all but a few.

  55. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by drnb · · Score: 1

    But Cygwin is not Linux.

    Fine, the Windows Subsystem for Linux lets you instal Ubuntu, Debian, Suse, Kali, etc from the Microsoft store.

  56. Throw away product vs. 2nd hand by DrYak · · Score: 1

    What the hell happens to your hardware when you replace it with the newest latest "iShiny(tm)(r)(c)" 12-24 months down the line, because the church^H because the WWDC showed a slightly new iteration ?

    Usually you hand it out to friends or sell it 2nd hand on ebay/craiglist, etc.

    5 years down the line, after several owner changes, the hardware might find its path to some 3rd world country.

    To you, a 5-7 years old computer is an old piece of junk that's worthless.
    To a developing country : it's still pretty much valuable, and you can get pretty much cheap as nobody else is considering (or for free through some charity, donated old hardware, etc.)
    And as long as you keep repairing and servicing it to make it operational, you could still use it a couple of years more.

    In addition to shoddy build quality, this software lock is yet another nail on the coffin.
    Yet another thing that will make it less likely to find a 2nd hand use.

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    1. Re:Throw away product vs. 2nd hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me, a 5-7 year old computer is newer than anything I've got. You need to get out more if you think these things go through several owners in 5 years.

  57. Krita is a Corel Painter X competitor. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not a photo editor.

    If you draw and paint, you use the above. If you edit pictures, you use Photoshop.

    And yes, Krita is pretty cool. I must say I haven't had the chance to try Painter X though. It looks very sweet though.

    1. Re:Krita is a Corel Painter X competitor. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
      Right now, I'd argue that the best competitor to Photoshop would be Affinity Photo .

      Take a look at the link, it is laid out in about 98% the same as photo shop, most of the same keyboard commands, AND since the engine has been built from scratch it is often faster than PS.

      It is available for OS X and Windows.

      IN fact their other tools rival Adobe's AI and soon InDesign....with Designer and Publisher.

      Also just going on this train of thought, I've pretty much ditched Lightroom for On1 RAW, and the 2019 version coming soon will have a RAW workflow with layers....still in RAW, that and the luminosity masks give some great functionality.

      All these very good options available, without having to pay rent to Adobe monthly....

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    2. Re:Krita is a Corel Painter X competitor. by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2

      Yup Affinity stuff is legit. Being able to buy it is excellent to - $50 a month for Adobe adds up. I wrote a book using LaTeX with Affinity designer for the diagrams.

      Their stuff comes across as being from a "Let's make a clean sheet version Adobe tools" angle and so it does the same stuff with less cruft and a nicer UI. I don't have to wait a week for it to open either.

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  58. And it will REQUIRE compromised parts! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're delusional, if you think, "certified" does not mean compromised.

    After all that battling with Apple refusing to unlock iPhones, do you really think they don't just went straight up to Apple with a national security letter, and as a result, "certified" implies compromised?

    Frankly, there is likely no such thing as an uncompromised system (eg via the IME), and the TLAs only keep bitching because their right tentacle does not know what their even more right tentacle does.
    And if I am compromised, then at least I want it to not be by my "own" government. (Aka dictators that actually have control over me.)

  59. not sure there by Tom · · Score: 1

    From a security perspective, I'm quite fond of the fact that nobody can open my notebook in the hotel room while I'm at dinner and install something malicious. If this is done well, it could obsolete a whole lot of hardware-based threats.

    There is the "right to repair" angle as well and I agree with that. There's just two perspectives.

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    1. Re:not sure there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what's the probability someone is going to do this? Slim to none. Why would they target you specifically and rather than steal your laptop install spyware instead? How are they going to logon with the admin rights to install software to begin with? I think you should be treating this "threat" with therapy and not justifying Apple's move to lock in their customer base.

    2. Re:not sure there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      worrying about some sneaking into my hotel room and opening my laptop to install something malicious is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. Thank you apple for putting my mind at ease.

    3. Re:not sure there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such security feature may just be obtained by including a "new hardware activation passcode" the box you leave at home, and asking for such passcode upon hardware substitution.
      The problem here is that the product owner does not own such passcode.

    4. Re:not sure there by DewDude · · Score: 1

      What....you leave your laptop in the room like an idiot? Last time I stayed at a hotel I either locked my electronics (like my laptop) in the in-room safe or I put them in my car when I left the room. I never left my laptop unattended.

    5. Re:not sure there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >open my notebook in the hotel room while I'm at dinner and install something malicious

      Ah, yes, this is exactly what I expect the shadowy character in the dark hacker-hoodie to do in that Hollywood film I saw, after roping down through the weirdly-placed laser sensors around your skylight.

      People steal shit.

    6. Re:not sure there by Tom · · Score: 1

      If your threat model contains only one threat, it is defective.

      The "evil maid" attack category actually is a thing.

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    7. Re:not sure there by Tom · · Score: 1

      In a corporate context, if you have non-IT personel travelling to places like China then yes, this is the kind of thing that you need to think about.

      Just because something does not affect you, personally, does not mean it's not a real concern. I'm personally unconcerned with the danger of dying from drinking cleaning fluid, but I still support the idea of putting child-proof caps on them.

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    8. Re:not sure there by Tom · · Score: 1

      I was talking about hardware based attacks, not software. Spyware and admin rights don't apply. Google "evil maid".

      The probability is significantly above zero if you look at the threats of an international company that has people travelling to other countries who are known to engage in industrial espionage, such as China or the USA. It is one threat among many, but it is a threat.

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  60. How woudl that work? What would it achieve? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. The instructions will include "Do not let it connect to the Internet" or "Our tool will first run the local server to fake Apple server availability, and then the tool. Fooling it into thinking Apple's verification/snitching server is available."
    2. How could the tool even tell that is was "leaked"? It's not like you couldn't do the same things that the "authorized" user is told to do.
    3. Even if it snitched... It's still leaked. And one can still get the changed new post-compromise version.

    Sorry... it's snake oil. It can never work. Like any DRM. It simply contradicts the basic laws of nature.
    Whatever case you can possibly imagine, I can give you one, where your trick doesn't work.

    In any case, the tool is only a list of commands, and a bit of attached data. And the instructions for how to read the data must, by definition, be in the list of commands.
    And in any case, that list will be executed on the CPU exactly in the way the owner of that CPU wants it to. There is a license check in there? replace it by a NOP. or JMP over the CMP. There is snitching code in there? Ditto. It's as silly as trying to break out of a prison, when the prison owner can not only read your mind in complete perfection, but took the brain out of your body, and sits between the neurons connecting your brain to the rest of your body. ... Go ahead. Try to move without him knowing.

  61. Typical Apple move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to buy Mac's but haven't in years given their snobbish attitude towards everything and the inability to perform any upgrades or even access to clean fans and stuff is ridiculously difficult. Its no wonder Mac sales are going down the toilet.

  62. They didn't need to write that. It is implied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or do you think there is a case where a warranty does not cover it not working anymore because of actions done by the manufacturer? Like the products being defective by design.
    And yes, non-repairability is a a defect. In this case, it even is deliberate and intentional non-repairability. With Apple themselves openly admitting it.

    Maybe the laws are nuts in the US, and Apple would get through with it. But the EU would rip them a new asshole. (Sup dawg, I heard yo like assholes...)
    (In the EU, ALL products have two years of warranty. Full stop. I own a shitty products that breaks every couple of weeks, and every couple of weeks I go back to the store, and have it fuckin' replaced. Until it stays working, or they decide to just give me my money back [and maybe damages too]. Even if they stopped selling it long ago. ... Yeah, maybe I waste my time a bit. But it's on my way anyway, and it's fun to teach them a lesson. Cause they can't do shit about it, even if they struggle like motherfuckers, every time. It's so funny to see, if you don't give a single fuck. :)

    1. Re:They didn't need to write that. It is implied. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is implied, and it is the intent of the law, but not written.

      Therefore, if someone dares take apple to court over this, they will throw their army of slimy lawyers over this and argue they respect the letter of the law.

      And the sad part is that they will either win or drag it long enough for it to be profitable.

      As long as companies get a simple slap on the hand when they are caught instead of being fined a couple of times the revenue (and not the profits), nothing will change.

  63. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    Linux is not part of the user experience

    Maybe fast and reliable and secure and supports tons of hardware and has a great network stack that doesn't stall or randomly disconnect, somehow stopped being part of the user experience, otherwise you are just blowing chunks out your ass.

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  64. Well, Microsoft started it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Gates came up with the concept of software as a products.
    Before MS, software was just kind of came with the computer. Like firmware nowadays.
    It was free, because you needed a (maybe even specialized) computer to run it anyway, and because other than today, everyone using computers was an expert, and hence knew that information is not a product and cannot be owned/sold/stolen/rented/etc anyway.

    What you paid for, was *actual work*. (Yeah, unimaginable for the criminal "economy" of today.)
    As in: You paid to get software programmed for you.
    When it was programmed, there were no rules about what could be one with it. And why would there? It was already paid. Done.

    Microsoft came up with a way, to be able to act as if the crime of taking real actual money (that other people actually had to work for), in return for a mere worthless copy *of the software*, was kinda legally OK.
    I wonder when somebody will come up with at way to put his $100 on the copy machine, and pay with those worthless copies too, using that very same logic. Bonus points for screaming "I WORKED HARD FOR THAT MONEY! YOU PIRATES! YOU THIEVES!" at somebody who refuses to let you pay with your funny money. :)

  65. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Cygwin is not Linux.

    Fine, the Windows Subsystem for Linux lets you instal Ubuntu, Debian, Suse, Kali, etc from the Microsoft store.

    Yes but only if you're stupid enough to run Windows.

  66. enforce it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    g'wan, make me.

  67. just shows you how much by sad_ · · Score: 1

    this just shows you how much Apple is willing to invest in screwing over their customers.
    investing research time and money into a 'security' chip that has nothing to do with real security, except for the security that you will need to do your repairs at official overpriced apple stores.

    security chip? you keep using that word...

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  68. As I have repeatedly said by quonset · · Score: 1

    Apple glues, screws, bolts then welds their machines so you can't replace anything. This is the final step. Now you can't do anything without their permission.

    Looks like any hope I had of doing photography is now gone. I'm not going to Windows 10, nor am I paying an exorbitant price for an underpowered system which will be dead in three years and have to be thrown away because I can't change or upgrade anything without someone's permission.

    All I'm left with is Linux. All I'm left with is Linux.

    1. Re:As I have repeatedly said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All I'm left with is Linux. All I'm left with is Linux."

      In other words, you have no options for photography. At all.

    2. Re:As I have repeatedly said by quonset · · Score: 1

      Very good. You got the reference.

    3. Re:As I have repeatedly said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll get you a belt... best to use a doorway that can be viewed from a window so someone will find you. Do it at night on a weekend so you get the job done.

    4. Re:As I have repeatedly said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this is actually good as this will force all or most of the geeks to Linux who currently use iShit.

      iShit user since 2007, damn thats a long time, apple already die few times but in the near future there is no Steve to fix iShit again.

    5. Re:As I have repeatedly said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like any hope I had of doing photography is now gone.

      One suggestion: you may be looking at the wrong machine for this task. Research the term CAMERA. Look for a trusty 35mm.

    6. Re:As I have repeatedly said by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Look for a trusty 35mm.

      Considering 35 mm film cameras aren't (readily) being made, and things such as lenses and parts have long stopped being made, it would only be a matter of time before the camera stopped being usable.

      Not to mention, unless they're doing black and white, manipulating photos is nigh impossible without the right equipment.

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    7. Re:As I have repeatedly said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bootcamp is an option, but you could also look into running Mac OS X on a VM using GPU passthrough. I've heard people do it with Windows and it runs nearly full speed (to the point people play games on it).

      They are apparently called "hackintosh VMs" or something.

  69. This will sure give apple fans a warm fuzzy by shendar · · Score: 1

    And the new repair cost should save them a JUST few hundred bucks over a new replacement Mac. I wonder is there anything that apple will do that dampen the the apple fans spirit? Seriously though, all joking aside. Why is this necessary from a consumer point of view? This seems like an unnecessary fix for a non existent problem with a large cost to the consumer. These (Features, not bugs.) just drive up the cost and reduce reliability. And lets be honest Apple has had a lousy history lately of reliable products. Just my 2 cents worth and not worth any more then that.

  70. Quoting Mr Cook Himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When the free market doesn't produce a result that's great for society you have to ask yourself what do we need to do. And I think some level of government regulation is important to come out on that."

    1. Re:Quoting Mr Cook Himself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tim Cook said that?

  71. Right to Repair Laws US or European by jzservices · · Score: 1
    What is up with this. Why don't we have any advocates suing to block them from going through with deploying hardware that contains these features? I wish I had more money to make a lawsuit. Consumers should have the right to repair.
    • If I was purchasing official Apple hardware and paying those outrageous prices to begin with and then PAYING for Apple hardware again because I want to repair something that might not be covered by my warranty, why do I need to run some additional software just to make it work correctly?
    • This is going to frustrate so many people that will try to repair these products and then Apple will refuse to run their proprietary software to make MY hardware work correctly. I have the right to modify any hardware that I purchase after I bring it home. How does this play out with European laws? (They are so much more pro-consumer than US laws)
    • Anyone know if I would be able to purchase European hardware to avoid this system?

    I hope that Apple is forced to run this on any hardware that I would bring into the store and reimburse me for my troubles/gas and time expense for this. Some people don't live close enough to their stupid Apple Proprietary Stores that they need to mail their devices out and it takes weeks and sometimes months to get it back.

  72. It's a commitment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've hated Apple for decades and the relationship only grows with time

  73. Re:Right to repair will force apple to give this s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same issue that John Deere farm equipment owners now have with their repairs. And the laws were just changed to make this possible.

    https://theamericangenius.com/business-news/farmers-cant-legally-fix-their-own-john-deere-tractors-due-to-copyright-laws/

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/06/nebraska-farmers-right-to-repair-john-deere-apple

    http://fortune.com/2017/06/29/apple-iphone-repair-john-deere/

  74. Get an ODB-II tool at any Walmart since 1995 by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Prior to 1995 different vehicles had different systems. This didn't violate the the Warranty Act. In 1990, the Bush administration required that all cars use a standard system, known as OBD-II. Some 1994 model cars have OBD-II, most 1995 models, and it was required on all 1996 models (mostly manufacturered in 1995).

    1. Re:Get an ODB-II tool at any Walmart since 1995 by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I interviewed for a job making OBD-II diagnostic equipment for Snap-On and they told me that they had to reverse engineer a lot of proprietary stuff through packet capture. I'm no expert (accepted a different job) but that gave me the impression that there was secret stuff that mechanics needed to fix cars. Maybe I misunderstood, perhaps it was just "nice to have" features that aren't strictly necessary.

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    2. Re:Get an ODB-II tool at any Walmart since 1995 by technothrasher · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess that you don't have much experience with actually using generic OBD-II readers to diagnose cars. The generic readers only support the small government mandated subset of diagnostic information and coding functions on any given modern car. All the manufacturers have proprietary extensions to the protocol, or even entirely separate secondary protocols, that require a dedicated OEM reader (or at least OEM extended support for your reader) to utilize. Although 3rd parties have gotten reasonably good at supporting these proprietary extensions, without the factory tool and repair info (which is most often now locked behind a dealer only paywall) it's still a crap shoot.

    3. Re:Get an ODB-II tool at any Walmart since 1995 by raymorris · · Score: 1

      There are about 200 standard PIDs. Newer cars do have a lot of stuff on the CAN bus, and different cars have different equipment and sensors, therefore they'll have additional PIDs in addition to the standardized stuff. Some of the extra ones may be handy to have sometimes. I believe the question was about needing a proprietary tool to clear trouble codes. Service 04, clear codes, is part of the SAE J1979 standard.

  75. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    Only if you didn't understand his comment in that Linux absolutely does little for the UI. Linux is the kernel. You can have a great UI or a terrible UI on top of Linux.

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  76. Repair shops; I would not be too worried. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given apples incompetence with hardware I'm sure this new evil system of theirs wont work very well either,

  77. Louis Rossman by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    Isn't going to like this.......can't wait to see his video about this...

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  78. It’s about security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The T2 chip is all about security and privacy (as is Apple in general). Look through that lens and this is likely about keeping everything secure after a hardware switch out, rather than trying to prevent repair. It’s to prevent a hack for stealing data at rest, or stealing future data (e.g. someone surreptitiously switching in new logic board that adds a remote snoop ability).

  79. Apple welds the hood shut. Again. by biggaijin · · Score: 1

    Apple devotes a tremendous amount of energy to preventing anyone but an ordained Apple priest from repairing any of their products. I would expect this to generate a huge amount of bad feeling -- it certainly does with me -- but the Apple fanboys and fangirls continue to smugly purchase these overpriced products and wave them around to show how smart they are. It's one of the great mysteries of the universe.

  80. This is not acceptable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Apple wants to pay for the repair (e.g., void my warranty and cover the costs under the warranty, and if I do not go by their whims, consider cancelling my warranty if I do something stupid), okay. But I want to own my computer--and part of that is being able to repair it.

    I have bought computers in the past from Apple. At the time, they were an attractive option for a computer. (I was somewhat disappointed in the charging cable fiasco.) If this is true, I will not consider buying computers from Apple in the future.

  81. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So does BSD, OSX, Solaris, HPUX and since 8 even windows. This is a non differentiator. And yes, Android is not Linux. It is an application environment hosted on Linux.
    Pure Linux will be running an X server and something like gnome, step clones or kde.

  82. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Only if you didn't understand that it is irrelevant how little Linux does for the UI. It is running , and without it Android wouldn't run. Once Linux is replaced with some other kernel in Android devices, then and only then can it be said to be not Linux.

    To be more pedantic, you can say Android devices' kernel is less Linux than some GNU/Linux distributions, but Linux nevertheless. Since the one used in Android is modified more from the one maintained at kernel.org. In which case, "going with Linux" is completely true. Could be a shortcut for "going with modifying Linux instead of writing a complete kernel themselves".

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  83. which kernel has ? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Which kernel has a decent application for reading emails ?

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    1. Re:which kernel has ? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Oh, a nitpicker ...
      Nitpick, pick, pick. Are you a woodpecker pecking and picking all day?

      If a person says "Linux" it obviously means the whole installation and not a random kernel.

      Or since when does Windows, BSD, MacOS/OS X come as a kernel alone?

      Pick pick, have fun picking ... little pecker.

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    2. Re:which kernel has ? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Since you didn't even define "decent", your statement actually was without content. Non-falsifiable - so to speak. Even in that without content statement, you managed to make a mistake.

      Or since when does Windows, BSD, MacOS/OS X come as a kernel alone?

      A kernel coming alone is not necessary for the kernel having an application for reading emails.

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    3. Re:which kernel has ? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I did not make a mistake.

      You nitpick that Linux is a kernel and that SUSE or UBUNTU is a Linux based OS.

      Everyone --- obviously except you --- calls SUSE or UBUNTU simply Linux.

      So: neither the kernel nor any distribution comes in my eyes with a decent eMail client ...

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    4. Re:which kernel has ? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I did not make a mistake.

      When stating things without meaning, you could at least have been technically correct.

      Everyone --- obviously except you --- calls SUSE or UBUNTU simply Linux.

      Their mistake can be overlooked if their statement have something else of meaning. It remains a mistake, but not worth pointing out in deference to the real points they are making.

      So: neither the kernel nor any distribution comes in my eyes with a decent eMail client ...

      "decent" as yet undefined. So no content yet in your statements.

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    5. Re:which kernel has ? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Decent is very well defined.

      Get a dictionary. Or did I spell it wrong and yo can not guess which word I meant ... then get psychiatric help.

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    6. Re:which kernel has ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even Linus uses the name Linux to refer to the entire OS, not just the kernel. He has done so from the very beginning.

    7. Re: which kernel has ? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Vague words like decent, good, brilliant, "sucks", etc. need to be defined specifically for every context. Clearly you never understood the dynamics of conversing with non idiots.

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  84. Chinese electronics are in everything by sjbe · · Score: 1

    OK, you pay Apple to put spy chips in your computer. Not me.

    Evidently you pay some other manufacturer to put the spy chips in instead. Not really clear what you think you are gaining.

    Did you know, many Apple products are assembled in China, using chips made in China?

    So does literally every other manufacturer of electronics in the world worthy of the moniker. Apple is nothing unique in this regard so I'm not really sure what your point is. I seriously doubt you can find a non-trivial electronics device without at least some Chinese made chips and other content in it.

    1. Re: Chinese electronics are in everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, Apple is securing us against anything but ourselves. They are using chips from China but feed us nonsense about securing our computers from third parties.

      It's a load of bullshit.

  85. The question was clearing trouble code (Service 04 by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Newer cars do have a lot of stuff on the CAN bus, and different cars have different equipment and sensors, therefore they'll have additional PIDs in addition to the standardized stuff. I believe the question was about needing a proprietary tool to clear trouble codes. I believe Service 04, clear codes, is part of the SAE J1979 standard.

  86. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    I never claimed that Linux is useless to Android. That's a straw man argument. What I claimed is simply that Android isn't Linux. Android is built on top of Linux; however, the default UI for Linux is bash. That point seems lost on the OP.

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  87. Market share and fanboy arguments by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Android is better, for many reasons. Obviously, 80%+ of the smartphone users in the world prefer it.

    That is overwhelmingly because of price and nothing else in most cases. Few prefer it for any technical reason. Apple doesn't sell to the low end of the market so that has been filled in mostly with Android devices in large unit volumes. Apple has close to 50% market share in premium smartphones with Samsung accounting for the lions share of the rest of the segment.

    Personally, I like the Android Linux kernel, it's just way better than Apple's Mach kernel.

    Unless you are a developer you have approximately zero direct interaction with the kernel so this is just fanboyism. Nobody actually buying smartphones or tablets is comparing iOS to Android is comparing kernel architectures or making vague "efficiency" comparisons. Not even the hardest core geeks. The only reason to make your argument is ideology.

    If you like Android better that's fine. There are some excellent Android devices out there and they work great. If you want to argue it is superior to Apple's offering for a given purpose that's fine too but please make better arguments. There are a lot of good ones to chose from. No need to be a blind fanboy.

    1. Re:Market share and fanboy arguments by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Android is better, for many reasons. Obviously, 80%+ of the smartphone users in the world prefer it.

      That is overwhelmingly because of price and nothing else in most cases.

      Linux is free and it's better than Apple's Mach. There goes your argument.

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    2. Re: Market share and fanboy arguments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mach is free, and it's better than androids linux(which is also free)

      FTFY.

    3. Re: Market share and fanboy arguments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mach is free, and it's better than androids linux(which is also free)

      Well, putting aside the issue of whether the Mac/iOS kernel is Mach (it isn't)...

      Did something change and Apple open-sourced the core of iOS? Because last time I checked you could only get Darwin for the desktop.

  88. Re:Right to repair will force apple to give this s by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Right to repair will force apple to give this software out to 3rd party shops.

    Right to repair will force apple to give this software out to 3rd party shops. Hardly. Most proposed laws require them to make it available, but at what price? The same thing with parts. Sure you can order them, but manufacturers cans imply price them at a point where a 3rd party repair is as expensive as the manufacturer's. If you look at car repairs, you can buy tools to diagnose issues. Some are affordable, around $500; but a mechanic can spread that around a lot of work. How many Mac repairs will a shop get? Apple could produce a special mac version that runs the software and sell it as a single device, much like many car diagnostic tools are. Will a shop drop 2K for such a device hoping to get enough repairs to make a profit? In addition, right o repair does not address the issue of a 3rd party part or repair from causing other damage which would not be covered by a warranty. I like the concept of right to repair and would like to see a law with teeth; but the reality probably will not be what most people expect.

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  89. Re: MOTHERBOARD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol

  90. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you have some lint to pick out of your navel, pedant?

  91. Just don't buy Apple Anymore! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to be a very loyal Apple customer. Not anymore! Apple just locked me from any purchase of said Pro Mackbook for sure, and if this is the writing on the wall, any Apple ever. Too bad Apple! I hope this isn't the way all manufacturers are going!

  92. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    The original point is this : https://slashdot.org/comments....

    It is not only lost on you, you seem to never have found it. The whole idea of UI is irrelevant here. Which is why I explained "going with" Linux.

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  93. Intel Anti-Theft Technology Redux? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    Intel's anti-theft technology chipset ("Intel AT" - under the vPro/AMT umbrella) used to provide something similar on x86 Windows. If a device was "tampered with" (e.g. hardware was modified) the hardware would lock down, rendering the device useless to whomever was tampering with it.

    However, that feature had to be consciously switched on by the end user (by running a software package) and the end-user could turn the anti-tampering protection off again if the device was going into service. So it was opt-in, and user-controllable. Sounds like Apple has removed that piece of the equation.

  94. Hardly surprising. by techm · · Score: 1

    This is why I now refuse to offer Apple repairs as a service. Over the last few years it's become annoying to impossible to do anything to our own machines. Apple has gone down the toilet since Steve Jobs died. Tim Cook - you've ruined Apple.

    1. Re:Hardly surprising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey maybe that what Bill Gates was looking for in the first place.

  95. Re:Right to repair will force apple to give this s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right to repair will force apple to give this software out to 3rd party shops.

    Not until years are spent in court with someone who has enough money to sue them for it.

  96. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Android is built on top of Linux; however, the default UI for Linux is bash. That point seems lost on the OP.

    Probably because it's wrong. The default UI for a Linux distribution is whatever you get at first login if you just hammer enter or next throughout the installation. For most distributions, that's something graphical.

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  97. Re:The question was clearing trouble code (Service by technothrasher · · Score: 1

    I believe the question was about needing a proprietary tool to clear trouble codes. I believe Service 04, clear codes, is part of the SAE J1979 standard.

    Again, you clearly don't have any real world experience. Many codes won't even show up with a generic tool, let alone clear when asked nicely. Try reading and calibrating the F1 transmission system on a Ferrari 360 with a Walmart scanner and let me know how it goes... The best tool currently out there if you want a relatively inexpensive unit that can work with the vast majority of modern cars are the ones from Autel. They start at about $500 and go up from there. But even those aren't perfect.

  98. Fuck Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I guess it's time to hackintosh a thinkpad.

  99. Just another reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to avoid Apple products like the plague...

  100. Unless you broke it. Don't need third-party repair by raymorris · · Score: 1

    The warranty applies if the machine stops working due to a manufacturing defect, not if the customer broke it.

    There are basically three scenarios.

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    Scenario A
    You have a device that is under warranty.
    It failed in a way that is covered by warranty.
    You'd get it fixed under warranty. There's no third-party repair with knock-off / non-original parts, and no issue.
    ---

    Scenario B
    It's under warranty and you step on it, breaking the keyboard.
    Now it's broken and the warranty doesn't apply.
    You get a non-Apple keyboard to try to fix the damage you caused. If it doesn't work, that sucks for you. The damage you did doesn't magically come under warranty because you tried to fix it after you broke it.

    Note that the warranty does NOT guarantee that a Ford engine will work just fine in a Toyota car, and doesn't guarantee that a ChongKey keyboard will work in an Apple laptop.

    It says only that if the keyboard stops working, and you didn't break it, Apple will repair or replace it. If you broke it, Apple has no warranty responsibility related to the damage from breaking it.

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    Scenario C

    Suppose it's under warranty and you step on it, breaking the keyboard.
    Now it's broken and the warranty doesn't apply to this problem.
    You get a non-Apple keyboard to try to fix the damage you caused. The keyboard works fine. You're happy.

    Three weeks later, the LCD screen goes out due to a manufacturing defect.
    Apple can't refuse to replace the LCD just because you replaced the keyboard. The two problems are unrelated and it would be illegal for Apple to tie warranty work (the LCD) to unrelated third-party parts.

  101. I am done with APPLE! My new computer is a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haydes Canyon NUC
    it's faster than my 6 Core MacPro!
    Thunderbolt 3 works well with my NVIDIA GTX970 eGPU and my JBOD
    Ubuntu Bionic Beaver works great
    Blackmagic Davinci is better than FCPU Pro.
    I am currently using KDENLIVE and configured it to use NVENC.. I am now rendering with my eGPU. I may not even need Davinci!

  102. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by butchersong · · Score: 1

    You could use your same argument to say that a cli only version of Debian installed is not "linux" but instead the "GNU userland". Seems silly.

  103. Hypocrisy or is it stupidity? by Macdude · · Score: 1

    "We want our systems to be secure! Also, we want anybody to be able to access them at any time to repair them".

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  104. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eh what? Pure Linux is just the kernel..

    Android, Ubuntu, Debian, suse, redhat and so on are Linux systems.. anything on top that will render a graphical UI or give you a promt is your userland environment.

    Android is a Linux system with a custom userland environment.

  105. Apple Store prices vs. independent repair shops by Harvey+Manfrenjenson · · Score: 1

    Recently I had to replace the lightning port on an Iphone 7 plus. Cost at Apple Store: $350, plus I was going to lose my data, since their repair plan was actually to replace the entire phone with a refurbished unit. Cost at an independent shop: $70, no loss of data, and they got it done in less than an hour (even dropped it off at my workplace for an extra $20).

    This will be a fucking disaster for Mac owners. It'll be like taking an out-of-warranty Mercedes to the dealer for new brakes. I can't stomach going back to Windows (even less so after today's story about the magical disappearing files), and I can't use Linux, since one of the main things I do with my computer is record music. So I'm basically stuck.

  106. Apple market share up to 13% in just 5 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The desktop OS market share has typically hovered around 90% Windows, 5% Mac, 5% other (mostly Linux, BSD, etc). In the last five years though, Mac desktop usage has jumped and Windows has bitten it pretty hard so it now looks like: 82% Windows, 13% Mac, 5% other (mostly Linux, BSD, etc).

    So Apple probably views this change as something they can get away with. Linux desktop hasn't made any progress in the last 20+ years (actually, the breakdown is worse than that) while Apple has been chipping away at Microsoft's overwhelming market dominance over a measly 5 year timespan.

  107. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

    you can say Android devices' kernel is less Linux than some GNU/Linux distributions, but Linux nevertheless.

    Actually, Android Linux kernel carries way fewer patches than Red Hat's RHEL kernel. Almost all of the Android kernel features are now merged into mainline Linux, generally getting improved in the process. So now, Android kernel is very nearly mainline, with all remaining diffs on their way out.

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  108. For free? by SuperDre · · Score: 1

    And they do that for free? This is just plain extortion to get them extra money for 'repairing' your device even though 3rd parties are quite capable of doing the repairs (ofcourse that will void the warranty).

  109. What is in a name? by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    T2... It instantly made me think about Terminator.

  110. Re: Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    OK, that's good news. I remember a time when Google was sitting on its patches - probably for lack of time to make them ready for mainlining.

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  111. The article is incorrect by CapS · · Score: 1

    Ok everyone needs to calm down a little. ifixit just showed that you or third parties can still repair the latest Mac hardware. The original article is incorrect.

    1. Re:The article is incorrect by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Our efforts started a long time ago.... long before this article came out. Apple's products are simply no longer as good as they used to be. Their quality is poor, their decisions are poor... everything about Apple's product lineup for the past several years have been poor.

      If I wanted to deal with crap products that force me to jump through hoops and put up with bullshit, I'd still be a Windows user.

  112. Re:Unless you broke it. Don't need third-party rep by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    Your assumption about scenario C is no more valid after this story. At least for the components on which this software lock applies, it is no more true :

    The keyboard works fine. You're happy

    None of these scenarios directly cover what you said earlier :

    people who wrote that might wish that they had written "also, you can't arrange for the product to stop working when unauthorized parts are installed",

    In all your scenarios - if you replaced the keyboard and it stopped working in non-keyboardey ways : Apple has to make it work again. Now whether you replaced the keyboard because it broke due to your mistake, or you simply like some other keyboard on your laptop.

    If you replaced the keyboard and it stops working due to the keyboard being bad / incompatible with your laptop - Apple does not have to fix it. But nobody said that they have to, and that is not relevant here. Just stated for completeness.

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  113. Re:Unless you broke it. Don't need third-party rep by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Here's the Warranty Act
    https://www.law.cornell.edu/us...

    Where do you see anything about "Apple has to make it work again. Now whether you replaced the keyboard because it broke due to your mistake, or you simply like some other keyboard on your laptop."

    Hint - it's not there. If you step on your laptop and break it, Apple doesn't have to do shit. If you decide you want a Trump-orange keyboard, Apple doesn't have to do shit. In fact, you won't fix anything in the law about the company has to do *anything* regarding third-party repairs, or randomly swapping parts. Rather, the law says there is one thing they must NOT do.

    What the law says (read it above if you don't believe me) is that there is something the manufacturer is not allowed to do. What they can't do is refuse to cover other, unrelated defects, which are not caused by your attempted third-party repair. They can't refuse to fix a defective LCD, saying "your warranty is void because you used a non-Apple keyboard" - unless they can show that the non-Apple keyboard actually caused the LCD to break.

    You might *wish* Apple would fix your mistakes, or somehow magically make your rainbow-colored parts work, but those things aren't in the law.

  114. Update from iFixit by voicofsf · · Score: 1

    Update from iFixit - https://ifixit.org/blog/11673/... "This service document certainly paints a grim picture, but ever the optimists, we headed down to our friendly local Apple Store and bought a brand new 2018 13” MacBook Pro Touch Bar unit. Then we disassembled it and traded displays with our teardown unit from this summer. To our surprise, the displays and MacBooks functioned normally in every combination we tried. We also updated to Mojave and swapped logic boards with the same results." Apparently the updated policy is not yet in effect. Was this leaked to test the water?

  115. Re: Unless you broke it. Don't need third-party re by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    OK, one by one. Do you agree with my statement :

    Your assumption about scenario C is no more valid after this story

    ?

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  116. Junk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So Apples spends a million(i'm guessing) just to develop something to screw over their customers. Good job.

  117. Story didn't rewrite Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I didn't make any assumptions. I told you what what the Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act says. No, this story did not rewrite the Act. It did not change the law in any way.

    Perhaps you are assuming that the law says whatever you think it should say (that's a common error), so hearing this story has changed what you assume might be in the law. It did not in fact change a single word of the law, though. The Magnuson-Moss Warranty Act says the same thing today as it said last week.

    It says a manufacturer cannot say that using third-party parts *voids your warranty* with respect to unrelated issues not caused by the third-party parts. It does not say that all devices must continue to work right now matter what parts you try to put in. It didn't say that last week and it doesn't say that this week. *Even if you want it to*.

  118. Re: Story didn't rewrite Magnuson-Moss Warranty Ac by bingoUV · · Score: 1

    OK, you need things more clearly spelt out. The scenario also told about technical reality in addition to the Act . Specifically, do you agree this is wrong :

    You get a non-Apple keyboard to try to fix the damage you caused. The keyboard works fine. You're happy.

    ?
    FYI , "Keyboard works fine" is written n nowhere in the Act.

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  119. Doesn't work is option B by raymorris · · Score: 1

    "The keyboard doesn't work" is option B.

    I gave you the link to the law. Yet rather than reading it you keeping wishing about it. Do you think it's going to change if you keep typing? The US Code actually isn't social media, nothing you post here is going to change the Magnuson-Moss Act. No matter how much we might wish it said whatever, it says what it says.

    1. Re: Doesn't work is option B by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      "Keyboard works fine" is from scenario C. Which is what I quoted. The voices in your head are misleading you.

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  120. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by drnb · · Score: 1

    Linux is not part of the user experience

    Maybe fast and reliable and secure and supports tons of hardware and has a great network stack that doesn't stall or randomly disconnect, somehow stopped being part of the user experience.

    And entirely replaceable in all of those characteristics by a BSD based kernel, and in the future possibly by Google Linux-replacement Fuchsia. Again, hosted on, not based on. Two very different things.

  121. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. Android is hosted on the Linux kernel. Linux is not part of the user experience, its not even part of the software development experience for 75% of Android developers.

    There are people who will argue that "Linux" is just the kernel. If so, then Android is as much a "Linux distro" as any other.

    If you're talking about the whole operating system (i.e. bash and other userland utilities) then what you call Linux is actually GNU/Linux, or "GNU hosted on the Linux kernel."

    This is all just hair-splitting anyway. Nobody is arguing that Android doesn't have Linux at the bottom (and if they are, they don't know what they're talking about).

  122. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by MooseTick · · Score: 1

    "Yes but only if you're stupid enough to run Windows."

    Its just that elitist attitude that keeps the world from being a better place. Sure,Windows has its issues, but if 99% of the world ran Linux or something else, that OS would have issues and be maligned for its inadequacies.

    Honestly, Windows wouldn't have dominated the desktop industry for over 2 decades if it were as bad as most people on here believe. Or do you think there is a secret cabal of villains propping up Windows and keeping other OSes down in a grand conspiracy to keep the world using an inferior OS?

  123. Re:Android isn't linux, you're a moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or do you think there is a secret cabal of villains propping up Windows and keeping other OSes down in a grand conspiracy to keep the world using an inferior OS?

    Sort of. It's called "lock-in."