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  1. This just in! on 13 Free-Floating Extrasolar Planets Discovered · · Score: 1

    Er...I discovered some jupiter sized bodies orbiting the local Dunkin Donuts.

    Under which astronomical authorities can I report those findings to?

    Can I get some URLs?

  2. Re:If it aint' broken ... on Tim Burton To Remake "Planet Of The Apes" · · Score: 1

    Why not? They can always break out the SGI 02 boxes and make a badass looking ET... Something like Rudolph Giuliani, But lose the Crossdressing tendencies.

  3. Re:Charles..... on Tim Burton To Remake "Planet Of The Apes" · · Score: 1
    Fiona: "I refuse to cater to this corporate manipulation of the capitalist politics which renders feminist senimentality obscelecent in this male dominated world", etc, etc, etc, for 2 hours until the awards acceptance "Shut-up" music playsd from the dark carcass of a Sony AIBO, at the press conference...At which point she suddenly announces that she is in fact a Lesbian and would enjoy a 4-way with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Natalie Portman. And Wyonna Rider would steal the script from her room and win an oscar for the role.

    (The missing Lesbian is, in fact, Johnny 5, the sixth Replicant in Bladerunner)

    And Leo DiCaprio would be sodomized to death by mutant gorillas in the beginning of the movie as a minor character.

    Ah...Sweet revenge.

  4. Charleton? Charleton! on Tim Burton To Remake "Planet Of The Apes" · · Score: 1

    "They changed the Plotline!! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"

    Personally, methinks Tim Burton should redo "The Ten Commandments" instead, with Dreamworks...As a cartoon. Whaddya mean it's already been done?

    Er...How about BladeRunner?

    I think he might do a better job than Ridley Scott, and actually fix that sixth android.

    Whatdayya mean the sixth android's name is Johnny 5?

  5. Off you demon of stupidity! on Wrapster Allows Napster To Distribute Any File · · Score: 2
    Oh...This is creepy.

    I guess now that they allow any files to flow into Napster, there would be nothing to stop the warez traders from jumping abroad from the depths of IRC. Once the BSA hears about this, they'll go through the roof. I'm pretty sure the boys at Redmond are already powering up the lawyers for this attempt to weasel thousands off the evil empre's multi-million profits.

    I wonder how long is it going to take before some smartass post an ISO Rip of a DVD and the MPAA gets word of this.

    Oooh! Even better! Maybe some malicious moron would finally write the most virulent O2K Macro known to man and physically MELT every Wintel machine out there using Napster!

  6. Lego CAD? on Lego CAD · · Score: 1

    Hmmm...Cool...Lego CAD...Maybe I can finally do some 3D rendering of the $250 I spent on the new Star Wars Legos. Now with the Mindstorm Dark Side kit coming out and all, maybe I can push an ATST out of the PC before I spend muchos dineros building it. Hmmm...WHAT?! Two Lousy stinking sets? And they're not Technic or Mindstorm? What the heck is that? Who are they targeting this to? Undergrad engineering students, or genius 6 year olds? Er...Are they going to do a Java emulation of the RCX? Why don't the Lego group simply license LDraw or LCad and do an open source Lego thing? Mmmm...Maybe one day I can order a customized set with my list of Lego parts and post the instructions online. CGI Forms thingy...Point out how many of each piece ya need, submit, get them in plastic baggies...Maybe If I spend enough money I can build a rack for the Linux box with Lego blocks. Heheheh...Open Source Lego. "I'm into procedural bitmap manipulation." "Really? Photoshop?" "Solitaire"