It about stars in the sky. My first reaction to the story title was that our favorite hanky-panky investigator Ken Starr, at least his head, was making an appearance on "Futurama".
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Re:Audiophiles are *worse* than drug addicts
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Yeah, right. If audiophilia is a religion, then so is $cientology.
But, just opening Network Neighborhood/My Network Places scans CIFS, doesn't it? Does this mean that Microsoft is breaking the law by including this criminal toolkit in Windows?;)
Sure, it sounds good now, but how long will it be until we have Frogstar fighters picking up buildings at will just because they want someone who is inside?
I parsed "Web Bug Gallery. It would seem our beloved slashdot has them as well." and thought, well, duh, that's common knowledge. Then I read the article, and realized that they meant the spy-type of bug, rather than the slopped-together-code-type.
Run the "3D Maze" screensaver that comes with Windows, replace all the textures with a psychedelic, tie-dyed type bitmap, and move the webcam so that the screen is all it can see.
I used to make people sick from ten feet away doing that, just think how it might look up close. (Made me sick, too.) I think I still have the BMP in question, too, if you want it.
How in the heck am I going to compile Perl into my head? That's completely besides the fact that the human brain would probable go schizo trying to figure out the best way to implement the alogorithm, since there are probably too many ways to do it.
You'd think that, having been around for so long, he'd know better.
Easy explanation: He's a Slahdot editor.
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Re:And in a completely unrelated story...
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Retraction: Reporters in Michigan are retracting an alert concerning monstrous "bunnies." These "bunnies" are talentless dancers dressed as 8-foot tall green bunnies, and were only eating the people stipulated in their contract.
CmdrTaco, a shut-in reporter for an internet news-a-like based out of Michigan, issued the following staement: "We jumped the gun, and mistook an ad campaign for the new XEON for something bad. INTEL's lawyers have corrected us, and we are retracting everything they tell us too. Micro$oft sucks!!!"
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It about stars in the sky. My first reaction to the story title was that our favorite hanky-panky investigator Ken Starr, at least his head, was making an appearance on "Futurama".
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Yeah, right. If audiophilia is a religion, then so is $cientology.
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So how do Verizon Employees stack up against /. editors?
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I took a look at the Extreme Tech site, and was left a bit confused. How am I supposed to vote in an online poll if I can't vote for CowboyNeal?
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Well, la-dee-da! I'm running NO ROM BASIC.
So there!
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I didn't know 802.11b included force-feedback-enabled pr0n.
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And diarrhea. Just the thought of applying the latest Service Pack, even on a test machine with good backups at hand, gives me the shits.
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"Never seen a red flapjack before."
--Gimlet the Dwarf.
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Hmmmm. 3 degrees absolute, near-complete vacuum, hella long walk to the corner pharmacy......or Los Angeles and New York City.
It's a no-brainer!
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Perhaps he was a very happy man who lived in the swamp?
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But, just opening Network Neighborhood/My Network Places scans CIFS, doesn't it? Does this mean that Microsoft is breaking the law by including this criminal toolkit in Windows? ;)
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with a minute off to check spelling!
Come on, give him a break. That's the most time Taco's ever given over to spell-checking what he's posting.
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Damn, that was hella funny!
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"I don't know about anyone else, but I'm taking some Eric Roberts home in a doggy bag!"
--Mr Garrison
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Sure, it sounds good now, but how long will it be until we have Frogstar fighters picking up buildings at will just because they want someone who is inside?
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I parsed "Web Bug Gallery. It would seem our beloved slashdot has them as well." and thought, well, duh, that's common knowledge. Then I read the article, and realized that they meant the spy-type of bug, rather than the slopped-together-code-type.
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" B, A, START!"
Will this replace "CLEAR!" as the warning to back off a cardiac arrest victim about to be defibrillated?
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There is a very simple explanation for this: Read the instructions on a box of toothpicks. Then, you will understand.
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Run the "3D Maze" screensaver that comes with Windows, replace all the textures with a psychedelic, tie-dyed type bitmap, and move the webcam so that the screen is all it can see.
I used to make people sick from ten feet away doing that, just think how it might look up close. (Made me sick, too.) I think I still have the BMP in question, too, if you want it.
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Maybe EMI will insist on Roxio patching their products to the point where they DON'T destroy Windows, regardless of the install options selected.
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Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.
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How in the heck am I going to compile Perl into my head? That's completely besides the fact that the human brain would probable go schizo trying to figure out the best way to implement the alogorithm, since there are probably too many ways to do it.
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Stop overlooking the facts to preserve your method of piracy.
His method of piracy seems to be purchasing CDs after he has previewed the songs on them. How is that piracy?
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You'd think that, having been around for so long, he'd know better.
Easy explanation: He's a Slahdot editor.
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Retraction: Reporters in Michigan are retracting an alert concerning monstrous "bunnies." These "bunnies" are talentless dancers dressed as 8-foot tall green bunnies, and were only eating the people stipulated in their contract.
CmdrTaco, a shut-in reporter for an internet news-a-like based out of Michigan, issued the following staement: "We jumped the gun, and mistook an ad campaign for the new XEON for something bad. INTEL's lawyers have corrected us, and we are retracting everything they tell us too. Micro$oft sucks!!!"
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