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  1. Ah, I see your problem on Ask Slashdot: Why Aren't Schools Connected? · · Score: 1

    You're using logic and reason, which is expressly forbidden in public schools.

  2. Re:Simple Answer: on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 5, Funny

    French music sucks. NEXT!

    Yeah, French music is contrived, but their culture is so superior. Maybe they just don't have to throw themselves into music. Maybe they're just happy with their society and don't have enough angst to churn out the most emotive music. It takes real misery to make good music, as almost any artist's life will show you. France has a lot less misery than the US, so their music is flat...And they can just buy ours, so who cares really?

    See, folks?? THIS is why we can't have universal healthcare in the US: It would kill our creativity!!!

  3. Re:Simple Answer: on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 1

    I must admit, I'm finding the seemingly never ending stream of hipsters aching for the chance to lambast my musical preference (by expounding their own) quite hilarious.

    If musical nationalism is your hot button topic, perhaps it's time to move out of mom's basement and get a life.

  4. Re:Simple Answer: on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 1

    Just listened to their track 1901. I stand... confirmed.

    Bloody awful.

  5. Re:Simple Answer: on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 1

    I couldn't give a shit less about lyrics; my musical preference is based on what the music sounds like and how it makes me feel. In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida is practically incomprehensible lyrically, but I still dig it for the emotion it invokes.

    The only emotion Daft Punk has ever invoked in me is a powerful urge to drill out my eardrums.

  6. Re:P2P is so 1999 on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 1

    You just made my day, friend.

    Viva La Revolucion! Viva La Sneakernet!!!

  7. Re:Simple Answer: on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Ok, maybe not your style, but you have to admit, that the French have some excellent music.

    Incorrect: I don't have to admit to a damn thing.

    IMO, France hasn't made a decent contribution to the musical world since Debussy (and some would debate that, even).

  8. Simple Answer: on Despite Drop In Piracy, French Music Industry Still In Decline · · Score: 2, Insightful

    French music sucks.

    NEXT!

  9. Read the ACLU Report for local PD... on Many Police Departments Engage in Warrantless Cell Phone Tracking · · Score: 2
    And aside the fact they respond to every single inquiry with "We don't keep records of that," I found the final paragraph quite telling:

    In addition to our response that we do not collect or retain lists that state if and when cell phone records were obtained during an investigation, none of your inquiries are for an "arrest report," an "incident report," or an "investigative report," pursuant to Missouri Statute Section 610.100, and therefore are not open records pursuant to the Sunshine Law.

    In other words, you were vague enough in your request that we can legally tell you to fuck off, so... fuck off.
    Continued:

    Further, your inquiries contain no time frames or specific cases. If you were able to more narrowly tailor your inquiries to a specific case(s) during a specific time frame(s), I would be able to research whether cell phone location records were utilized in one or more specific cases. As it stands, your requests are limitless and we possess no mechanism to search our entire data base for the presence of cell phone location records.

    Really? "no mechanism" to search a database? Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of building a damn database in the first place?

  10. Re:Why do they need a warrant? on Many Police Departments Engage in Warrantless Cell Phone Tracking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because I can tail a guy, or "shadow" him walking down the street. Anyone can do those activities in public. Not anyone can eavesdrop on a cell phone which is being used in someone's home, car, etc. Warrants are when the police want to do something an ordinary citizen cannot.

    Not exactly; the reason it's illegal is not because "ordinary citizens cannot" track cell phones (especially considering that with deep enough pockets, an 'ordinary citizen' very much can track any cell phone), but rather because a cell phone, being a privately owned, personal communication device, falls under the category of "personal effects" and possibly "papers" (as both are used for communication) and thus is subject to protection under the 4th Amendment.

  11. Re:Doesn't the iPhone and AT&T prove this wron on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 1

    I think pretty much everyone who buys gasoline (which, consequently, is pretty much everyone) is fully aware of how the oil cartels collude to fix prices and get away with it.

    Boy, are you naive. Republicans apparently believe that there is a free market in oil, and that the free market is not a global market. Otherwise, they would be laughed off stage when it's suggested that increasing domestic production of oil would affect gas prices in the US.

    touche, mon amie, touche.

  12. Re:Doesn't the iPhone and AT&T prove this wron on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 1

    Another example: the oil industry. In fact, I don't even really have to go into detail on that one; I think pretty much everyone who buys gasoline (which, consequently, is pretty much everyone) is fully aware of how the oil cartels collude to fix prices and get away with it.

    ARE they colluding, though? Or just responding to price rises/drops very quickly and economically efficiently?

    I mean, take a common situation of two gas stations at opposite corners at an intersection.

    Gas stations != oil companies, so... non sequitur.

  13. Re:Doesn't the iPhone and AT&T prove this wron on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 2
    To reiterate my overall point:

    The reality of our economic situation is that those who can afford to circumvent the law, do.

  14. Re:Why? on GNU/Linux Running On An 8-Bit Processor · · Score: 2

    Then how did it work back in '93?

    Well, since you're the one who claims it did, why not tell us yourself how a 16-bit OS runs natively on an 8-bit system?

  15. Re:The theory: on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 1

    We ARE primarily composed of greedy, narcissistic, psychopathic assholes, so letting anyone broadcast anything anywhere is really a bad idea.

    Agreed, although I do admit it's interesting to ponder what communications would be like without regulation... Sounds like a sci-fi novella is in order!

  16. Re:Doesn't the iPhone and AT&T prove this wron on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Collusion is illegal.

    Well, thanks there, Capt. Obvious... hard to recognize you without the cape, lol.

    In all seriousness, collusion is only illegal if A) someone notices, and B) the government decides to prosecute. For example, prior to the repeal of Glass-Steagall, it was illegal for a holdings bank to operate as an investment bank (and vice versa); yet that did not prevent Goldman Sachs from requesting (and receiving) a pass from the SEC to do just that.

    Another example: the oil industry. In fact, I don't even really have to go into detail on that one; I think pretty much everyone who buys gasoline (which, consequently, is pretty much everyone) is fully aware of how the oil cartels collude to fix prices and get away with it.

    In short, while you are 100% correct in principle, the reality of our economic situation is that those who can afford to circumvent the law, do.

  17. Re:The theory: on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 1

    The alternative would be to close down the FCC and let people broadcast whatever they want wherever they want at whatever power pleases them. There are probably people who think this is a good idea, and won't believe otherwise until Anonymous gets a hold of a transmitter.

    Correction: it would be a good idea, if humanity wasn't primarily comprised of greedy, narcissistic assholes.

  18. Re:Doesn't the iPhone and AT&T prove this wron on Mobile Operators: Creating Artificial Demand For Capacity? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In business having a poor product might allow you to gain in the short term but is a huge detriment in the long term.

    That is, of course, until you and your competitors collude to keep prices high; then everybody (who isn't a customer) wins!

  19. Re:helpful clarification on World's Creepiest iPhone App Pulled After Outcry · · Score: 1

    So you have to do it yourself?

    Oh, NOW I get it!

    You would think that someone who cracks wise as often as I do would be a little faster at catching when someone else does it...

  20. Re:helpful clarification on World's Creepiest iPhone App Pulled After Outcry · · Score: 1

    Funny, coming from someone who goes by CanHasDIY;

    self-whoosh..? I don't get it. I thought it was funny period.

    no step-sister, I take it?

    Several, but sadly no hot ones.

    So you have to do it yourself?

    Hey, I'm a married man!

    So... yes.

  21. Re:helpful clarification on World's Creepiest iPhone App Pulled After Outcry · · Score: 1

    Creepy, but also convenient.

    That's what step-sisters are for.

    Convenience without the creep.

  22. Re:I think the world can be grateful... on Does Higher Health Care Spending Lead To Better Patient Outcomes? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... for the US having a government not basing its policies on adages, witticisms and one-liners.

    You sure about that bro?

    Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party?

  23. Re:helpful clarification on World's Creepiest iPhone App Pulled After Outcry · · Score: 1

    A " girl " is like "your mom", but younger and not genetically related to you.

    ... unless that girl is your sister. Then you're heading right back into 'creepy' territory.

  24. That's not creepy on World's Creepiest iPhone App Pulled After Outcry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not as if the app is accessing information that isn't already publicly available. Newsflash, ladies: if you're checking in to every shop you visit on foursquare, your stalker (the real one, not the guy in the office building across the street looking for a date) already knows. No app needed.

    Creepy to me would be, say, an app that is secretly installed on your phone, cannot be removed or turned off, that transmits all sorts of private usage data to clandestine third-party servers without the user's permission.

  25. Awesome on Flying Car Makes Successful Maiden Flight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now all someone has to do is invent drivers who aren't complete morons and we'll be in business!