User: TenLeftFingers

Real underdogs

On: Ballmer Admits Microsoft Whiffed Big-Time On Smartphones

It annoys me to no end when I hear MS called 'the underdog'. There are some great products out there like Ubuntu Touch, or Firefox OS when it launches. There are many others too. MS are valued at 220 Billion so stop calling them underdogs, it suggests a charm or forgivability they don't really have.

Consequences

On: European Parliament Decides Not To Ban Internet Porn

Because if it was banned, dial-up would be enough for everyone again.

Re:Great

On: Canonical Designer Demos Ubuntu Context-Aware UI

Now I can just start jerking off and it'll show me porn, instead of me having to find the porn first.

Thanks, auto-detect camera.

I hope none of the ladies at Canonical have to collate the use cases when this thing goes beta.

Re:The Same Old Arguments

On: Windows 7 vs. Ubuntu 10.04

I'd love to read that.

Re:Comics

On: Color E-Book Displays Coming From E Ink Next Year

It'll be more hygenic too. When you pass it on to a friend you keep the stains on your Kindle display.