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Canonical Designer Demos Ubuntu Context-Aware UI

Blacklaw writes "Canonical's Christian Giordano has posted details of what he believes could be the future of user interface design in Ubuntu — a system that detects physical context. Designed to be paired with a webcam or other sensor system, the concept is that the computer is able to detect where a user is in proximity to the display along with an idea of roughly what he or she might be doing. Using this information, the operating system — in this case, Ubuntu Linux — can automatically make changes to the screen layout. For example, when the system detects that the user has leaned back in his or her chair, the system automatically makes the currently playing video full-screen. Lean forward again, and the video returns to its previous windowed mode."

237 comments

  1. Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if the computer sees me with a box of tissues and some lube it will start up youporn?

    1. Re:Porn by grub · · Score: 0, Troll


      Youporn if you're using Ubuntu. If it gets ported to the Mac you go to goatse.

      I jest, I jest.

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    2. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but it puts the video on loop.

    3. Re:Porn by ray-auch · · Score: 4, Funny

      More importantly, will it minimise the porn window when the wife enters the room behind you ?

    4. Re:Porn by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Actually, while this is certainly a funny sort of thing, I can see where it would be useful from a privacy standpoint. A simple USB laser sensor could be a trigger for someone approaching from behind and could be fairly inexpensive, self-contained and more importantly, not a processor hog on your main system. Various means of detecting presence and absence can be useful for privacy and security purposes. I know one or two people in HR who could make use of such technology where the contents of their screens would be considered sensitive.

    5. Re:Porn by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or if your head suddenly twitches like mine always does when a manager walks in and I realise I'm doing sod all work.

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    6. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >More importantly, will it minimise the porn window when the wife enters the room behind you ?

      Wife/SO: "That's it, I'm leaving. Masturbating to porn I could handle, but to Slashdot?!?"

    7. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a pool could be mounted behind the computer that contains sharks with lasers mounted on top of them. The sharks are then trained to spot your wife and point the laser to a receiver device behind your back when the wife enters. Or, we could make it such that the wife enters through the pool with the sharks, which makes it easier for the sharks to detect her and additionally gives you and the computer more time to switch of youporn. The possibilities are endless...

    8. Re:Porn by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Or you could just solve the problem by being with someone who doesn't mind you looking at porn. *hugs my girlfriend*

    9. Re:Porn by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Such a gadget would be useful so that it pops-up my MS Word document automatically when someone walks up behind me.

      Then once said person is gone, I can go back to surfing the web,

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    10. Re:Porn by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      You need a better wife. She should be maximizing that video and demonstrate the right way to perform the technique.

    11. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could call it "Rear View Mirror".

    12. Re:Porn by vlueboy · · Score: 1

      Wife/SO: "That's it, I'm leaving. Masturbating to porn I could handle, but to Slashdot?!?"

      Rule34: For anything you can think of, there is pr0n of it somewhere waiting to be found.

    13. Re:Porn by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Not good Feng Shui to have a door at your back!

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    14. Re:Porn by ray-auch · · Score: 1

      *girlfriend*

      *wife*

      Note (and beware) the difference...

    15. Re:Porn by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      You're giving him way too much credit.

    16. Re:Porn by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Damn! We're planning to get married after we graduate... I hope that doesn't prove to be a mistake! :P

    17. Re:Porn by men0s · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least it wasn't a javascript tutorial.

    18. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it will start up Christine O'Donnell's website.

    19. Re:Porn by allo · · Score: 1, Funny

      yeah, you got a point.

      *hugs your girlfriend*

    20. Re:Porn by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Of course you jest. It actually redirects you to lemonparty.

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    21. Re:Porn by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Try browsing at -1. For awhile, somebody was posting what I can only describe as /. fanfic featuring CmdrTaco and Hemos.

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    22. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes

    23. Re:Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >More importantly, will it minimise the porn window when the wife enters the room behind you ?

      Wife/SO: "That's it, I'm leaving. Masturbating to porn I could handle, but to Slashdot?!?"

      I feel so used.

  2. Why not link the source? by mikael_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does the summary not link the actual blog post at canonical.com instead of some ad-encumbered summary?

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    1. Re:Why not link the source? by OzPeter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why does the summary not link the actual blog post at canonical.com instead of some ad-encumbered summary?

      Because then the submitter wouldn't get his cut?

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    2. Re:Why not link the source? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Revenue sharing.

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    3. Re:Why not link the source? by geggo98 · · Score: 1

      Why does the summary not link the actual blog post at canonical.com instead of some ad-encumbered summary?

      Thanks a lot.

      My slashdot "workflow":

      1. Read the headline
      2. Skip the summary
      3. Look for a comment that references the real source of information or has a link to a mirror of the slashdotted article (The article linked in the summary is usually either a summary split on multiple pages with lots of adds or readworthy but slashdotted)
      4. Read the fine article
      5. Go back to slashdot, read the comments and try to add some value

      PS: Sorry for the meta discussion. I still have to read the article for this story.

    4. Re:Why not link the source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine your "workflow", is more common than not. If step three fails, I click though and add the mirror link myself.

    5. Re:Why not link the source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You stole my question. How am I supposed to rage now?

    6. Re:Why not link the source? by Chryana · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the blog post does not spin his work as "the future of interface design", so it's not nearly as exciting.

    7. Re:Why not link the source? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      How much did you pay for that low user ID?

    8. Re:Why not link the source? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canonical would get slashdotted.

    9. Re:Why not link the source? by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I usually skip steps 3 and 4.

      For the most part, I come to slashdot to read what random readers say on generic topics. The interesting comments usually stray from whatever the article is about anyways. I will then find articles past on what the users wrote. A lot of times, a whole new world is opened for me.

  3. Hmm by El+Lobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another guess and pray system. Please don't. or at least make it optional (not that I use ubuntu, but)... Guess and pray system are often more of an irritation that usable.

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    1. Re:Hmm by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly what I was thinking. This seems like it would be just as bad as clippy. Computers aren't good at just "figuring out what you meant". That's why language syntax has always been so strict. They're good at doing EXACTLY what you say when you're specific and say it right. If I want my video full screen I'll Alt+Enter before I lean back in the chair . . .

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    2. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I want my video full screen I'll Alt+Enter before I lean back in the chair.

      Exactly. Focus on simplifying and standardizing UI controls, and particularly keyboard shortcuts, not on trying to make computers "smarter" (which always leads to annoying failure).

    3. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Linux, everything is optional.

    4. Re:Hmm by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...yeah, because we all know how much of a failure that "smarter" software installer is.

      apt-get remove annoying-troll

      [/sarcasm]

      Of course this is the usual pattern. If Linux tries to innovate, then it is labeled
      to strange or not sufficiently like monopoly product. If Linux tries to look too much
      like the monopoly product, then people complain that Free Software never innovates.

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    5. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what is all that innovative? There is nothing in this stuff that hasn't been done before. It's actually rather mundane and sounds to be more of an annoyance than anything else.

    6. Re:Hmm by noidentity · · Score: 1
      I think this is a great innovation. Here are other context-sensitive things it could do:
      • Mac fanboy in room: change UI to look like Mac OS X
      • Police in room: change UI to look like Windows, so they don't think you're an evil hacker
      • Frustration visible: avoid doing annoying things like popping the update manager up every day
      • Female in the room: hide any porn files that are on the desktop
      • Detects person who doesn't want computer second-guessing his intentions: disable context-aware UI permanently
    7. Re:Hmm by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And based on Ubuntu's history of poor packaging when you try to remove this it will most likely try to claim that you need to remove your entire DE as well.

    8. Re:Hmm by Compaqt · · Score: 4, Funny

      First they messed up sound with PulseAudio, but I did not say anything because I killall'd it in cron.

      Then they came for my window control menus, but I did not say anything because I gconf'd it.

      Now they have come for my gnome-terminal replacing it with HAL, and there's no one left to speak for me.

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    9. Re:Hmm by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

      And then you win.

    10. Re:Hmm by quickOnTheUptake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My thoughts exactly: Great, another resource-hogging annoyance." What if I lean forward because I'm trying to see something small in the corner?
      Rule no. 1 of UI design: When in doubt make the interface stupid but predictable. Smart systems that guess wrong even 2% of the time are just frustrations.

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    11. Re:Hmm by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm at the point in my life where I don't WANT my desktop to be "innovative". "Innovative" is an excuse for people to shake up stuff that works perfectly well for the sake of doing so, and claim that they are "innovative". Commercial companies that constantly need to sell new versions to a gullable consumer have that need. They need to convince users to keep dropping cash on "The best Windows EVER!!!!". Open source has no need for the sales tactics. Cars have 4 wheels and a cabin because that WORKS, and it has worked well for 100 years. Desktop UI's have reached a similar level. The paradigm is mature. Don't mess with it.

      What I want to see instead of "innovation" is simple polish. Get those drivers working better. Smooth out the fonts and default graphics. Improve codec support. Make syncing between portable media players and the management utilities better. Improve flash support. Add new file formats to programs. Add additional filters to video editors.

      The way we do things has evolved to a stable point. At this point I want improvements to that, not a new method entirely.

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    12. Re:Hmm by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      "Now they have come for my gnome-terminal replacing it with HAL, and there's no one left to speak for me."

      Using context-aware UI, Soviet Ubuntu computer speaks for YOU!

    13. Re:Hmm by xlotlu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wanted something like this for quite a while, except my primary use cases are for preventing inactivity-related actions: 1) don't lock the screen if I'm still at the computer, regardless of the inactivity timeout; and 2) don't dim the screen if I'm looking at it. I'm probably reading and I like the brightness level just the way it is.

    14. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is another guess and pray system - and it is an irritation at the moment, but its the future.

      The question I want to know is :- Have canonical patented the concepts they are demonstrating so when Microsoft, Apple, Sony etc develop the technology for their proprietary hardware/software they are forced to either release their work as open source, or pay an absolute shed load of money effectively funding independent open source development!

    15. Re:Hmm by ukemike · · Score: 0, Troll

      This has been the most discouraging thing about linux for me. The constant radical updates. I think the self-imposed 6 month version "upgrade" schedule has become a sickness. They feel like they have to do something radical to get that "new and improved" shine every time. I was just starting to get the hang of kubuntu. I was using my son's computer as a sort of test bed, and it was going well. I was seriously considering that my next pc would be based on kubuntu. Then kde4 came along and I'm faced with a totally different interface. I never recovered. Now my son's computer sits there unused because I can't even navigate the damn windows.

      Hey developers, here's a hint: if useability is your goal don't radically change it every few versions. Once you find something that works well, stick with it and refine it. Make it faster. Add thoughtful things to make it a bit better. When was the last time that OSX had a radical interface change? Well I hear the iTunes was a big departure, and everyone hates it! I'm afraid that the year of linux on the desktop was about 2007. If you blinked you missed it.

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    16. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for completeness of discussion:
      Ubuntu server edition, ubuntu jeos, ubuntu network install,
      Xubuntu, Kubuntu, Lubuntu.

      However, if they screw up GNOME, then yes, we have a serious problem.

    17. Re:Hmm by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Desktop users: Do the boring, non-innovative but important things stable and robust.
      Desktop developers: We want to do the innovative, flashy prototype code which looks cool.

      Sometimes I'm really, really glad Linux has its roots in the server world. Everything from X and up seems to be written to a much lower bar of quality, if it had been the same all the way down I'm not sure I'd be using it.

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    18. Re:Hmm by supersloshy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The way we do things has evolved to a stable point. At this point I want improvements to that, not a new method entirely.

      No doubt you've seen this in many-a-Slashdot signature, but it must be said again... “If I’d asked my customers what they wanted, they’d have said a faster horse” -Henry Ford

      The problem isn't that innovation is bad, but rather that innovation is becoming a buzzword. That's not to say that current ideas can't be improved on and/or succeeded, but it does show that not every "innovation" is better.

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    19. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      # chmod -x /usr/bin/annoying_app

    20. Re:Hmm by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      no, it will claim you need to remove the meta package for the entire desktop environment, that specifically says it is safe to remove.

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    21. Re:Hmm by ogdenk · · Score: 1

      The only holy grail of UI innovation I'm salivating for is a true scalable interface that's resolution independent.

      I think I'll see it from Apple before anyone else. I know KDE is working toward this eventual goal as well.

    22. Re:Hmm by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I agree that that would be a nice feature, but I'd throw that in with the polish category I mentioned rather than the "innovation" category. It's not a new idea. We've known for a long time that it would be a nice feature, and it doesn't really change the core of how things are done - it's just an improvement. That's what I'm saying - I don't want to stop all development - just to point it in the direction of improving what we have.

      To put it into perspective: why do you think more people aren't using Linux now? I'll give you a hint: it's not because the interface isn't snazzy or "advanced" enough. No, people are not using Linux because of configuration difficulties. Lack of app support. Lack of drivers. Simple aesthetics. Basically the things that people are holding back because of are already being done the way they want on some other OS. I see more benefit in working on THOSE problems than in being "innovative" and trying to change things for the sake of change

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    23. Re:Hmm by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      To some degree, I'll agree that you're right, but I think most of the room for "innovation" these days is in the applications, not the general desktop UI. Totem/Gstreamer, GIMP, Banshee, Ekiga, etc need more attention than Gnome itself does. Things like this, GnomeShell, etc are just getting in the way of getting work done in an effort to proclaim uniqueness and "progress".

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    24. Re:Hmm by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      And removing the meta-package leaves the dependent packages in place.

      It does mean the loss of a convenience for upgrades, though.

    25. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's the first non-annoying use case I've heard for something like this. If it could work well enough it would be very cool, particularly if it would lock the system if I walked away instead of inactivity.

    26. Re:Hmm by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      If you don't like upgrades every six months, don't use them. Use the LTS distributions.

      If you don't like it when developers keep changing the interface, don't use a distribution that prioritizes development work on the interface.

    27. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well except that this isn't even innovative. Microsoft is already doing this with Kinect on Xbox and has been talking about doing similar but less drastic UI work for Windows. How innovative can it be in they're even that far?

    28. Re:Hmm by kaiser423 · · Score: 1

      This. A hundred times this! I would buy a new laptop with a webcam just to have this feature.

      I am so tired of reading or watching a video and have the screen dim or lock up. Probably one of my bigger computer annoyances left.

    29. Re:Hmm by allo · · Score: 0

      a good movie player should prevent the screensaver. try using mplayer.

    30. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like, "First they introduced PulseAudio, but I did not say anything because FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER SOUND ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKS IN LINUX and all is good."

      The people who have a problem with PulseAudio are really in the minority. It's not like discussion boards weren't full of people having issues with esd / arts / straight alsa before.

    31. Re:Hmm by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Rule no. 1 of UI design: When in doubt make the interface stupid but predictable. Smart systems that guess wrong even 2% of the time are just frustrations.

      Rule no. 0: If you're for some reason too dumb or arrogant to obey rule no. 1, at least make your tai-chi stance/pheromone/sneeze input system easy to turn the fuck off, so I can disable it before I try to swat a wasp and reformat my hard drive.

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    32. Re:Hmm by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Why hasn't anybody thought of this before? Seriously, this is feckin' brilliant! I've seen all kinds of face-recognition login stuff, but how about not turning on the friggin' screensaver when I'm in the middle of reading a long document!

      It reminds me a bit of an idea a friend and I came up with. He was in college, living in the dorms, and was playing around with using Bluetooth to pair his Palm PDA with his PC. He's the type that almost always has music playing, and I suggested having his PC pause the playlist whenever the Palm wasn't in Bluetooth range. Don't know if he ever implemented it.

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    33. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, shut the fuck up you annoying, whiny little shit. Your bias and tunnel vision are sickening.

    34. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I suggested this exact idea, and everybody on Brainstorm poopooed it. After a few more similar instances, I simply stopped contributing to Brainstorm. The problem with users is that they don't actually know what they want.

    35. Re:Hmm by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he sounds like a GNOME fanatic that stubbornly converted to KDE, doesn't he?

    36. Re:Hmm by DaVince21 · · Score: 1

      Saying that stuff works perfectly well is saying we should just halt any and all progress on UI design. Who knows there's a much smarter design right around the corner nobody will ever get to because trying to improve an interface is some sort of taboo!

      Things can ALWAYS get better, and people are experimenting to get to that point. Though I can't see this experiment packing out very well or useful, you can't blame 'em for at least trying something.

      As for your car analogy; designing an UI goes quite a bit further than just the wheels and cabin. You go into every detail inside the chassis, and even the user experience, and from what I can remember about cars they'll never stop trying to improve on those things.

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    37. Re:Hmm by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      ...and Ford gave them a horse, with four wheels, that does 100mph

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  4. "Lotion and kleenex detected in the vicinity..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Shall I queue up some porn?"

  5. I don't want a jealous computer... by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that yells "Pay attention!" every time it detects my eyes focusing on my television rather than its monitor!

    1. Re:I don't want a jealous computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Listen! Hey! HEY! LISTEN!

    2. Re:I don't want a jealous computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but my TV IS my monitor :(

    3. Re:I don't want a jealous computer... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Put your webcam on top of your tv, it will never know the difference.

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  6. So now the computer starts looking at me? by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So now the computer starts looking at me, instead of just me looking at the computer?

    Interesting. But sounds a bit scary too.

    1. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by captainpanic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as the options aren't hidden in obscure menus, or disabled because the users are considered idiots, then I think I like it.

      In short: I like it if I can tweak it (and if I can disable it if necessary).

      -- The options menu of my webcam extends to my drawer where I keep my duct tape to block the lens. Be warned, evil empire, I am armed with duct tape!

    2. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now the computer starts looking at me, instead of just me looking at the computer?

      I hear they already have computers like this in Soviet Russia.

    3. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want a vision of the future, wvmarle. Imagine a boot, stamping on an Ubuntu installation disk - forever.

    4. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by Reez · · Score: 1

      I heard this used to be the way in Soviet Russia ...

    5. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by beh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well - at least the hostname abyss looks appropriate now:

      When you look into the abyss, the abyss will also look at you...

    6. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      What you meant was, In Soviet Russia, computer looks at you!

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    7. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they run Gnome - so it won't have any options at all...

    8. Re:So now the computer starts looking at me? by yet-another-lobbyist · · Score: 1

      If you want to tweak it, you'll have to wait until KDE developers start working on it ;)

  7. Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    So if I dangle my Special Purpose in front of my webcam, will it boot me into Damn Small Linux?

    1. Re:Interesting... by Hinhule · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think it'll launch chatroulette.

  8. what happens... by Kristopeit,MichaelDa · · Score: 0

    when you lean forward then back then forward then back repeatedly while hiding an arm between your legs?

    1. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You're doing it wrong.

    2. Re:what happens... by Kristopeit,MichaelDa · · Score: 1

      what am i doing wrong? i'm curious if the UI will do something that you or i would think was wrong.

    3. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Don't mind him, Mikey has a long history of mental illness, evidenced by this thread. Being a rabidly violent gun nut is one thing, but feces and bestiality is in a whole other league.

    4. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends if it is his arm.

    5. Re:what happens... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Option 1: Clippy pops up and says "Hi, you appear to be trying to use a plunger to unblock your toilet while still sitting on it. Would you like some help?"

      Option 2: It searches the system to see if a Wank-n-wipe compatible Kleenex dispenser is connected to the system.

      Option 3: if ( location=="Lower Merion School District" ) WebCam.activate();

      Option 4: If you are running Flight Simulator 2010 then it activates the ejector seat (beware: may result in prematiure ejection!)

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    6. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      awwwww, seems our Mikey Kristopeity is a little autistic.

      explains so much.

    7. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the? i don't even...

    8. Re:what happens... by Kristopeit,MichaelDa · · Score: 1, Funny
      can't let it be, can you, coward?

      i never said anything about feces or bestiality. someone else, likely you, pathetically and cowardly registered a username in my given name's likeness and attempted to hijack my identity and disrespect my wife.

      you are a coward.

      if you present yourself, and admit to these actions, i will kill you. this is a simple fact i'm sure you're aware of. i'm not a gun nut... i'm a man with a gun and a disrespected wife, hunting a coward.

      is this still the guy i got expelled from college? bitter about that child porn i reported to the dean that was on your student file server account? you've moved on to fantasizing about bestiality?

      you are NOTHING

    9. Re:what happens... by Kristopeit,MichaelDa · · Score: 0, Troll
      because i'm capable of designing test cases likely to drastically fail user interface tests?

      you're an idiot.

    10. Re:what happens... by Mikey+Kristopeity · · Score: 0, Troll

      HA, likely story, me. How can we be a coward if you're posting as us under our real name?

      Also, no pederast here, unless you know something about us that you're not privy to.

      Now stop talking to yourself, you're making us look crazy.

    11. Re:what happens... by Mike+Da.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1

      when you reveal yourself, i will kill you.

    12. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      death threats are srs business.

    13. Re:what happens... by Mike+Da.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      ur mum's face are srs business.

      you are NOTHING

    14. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you won't.

    15. Re:what happens... by Mike+Da.+Kristopeit · · Score: 1
      as you continue to fail to muster the courage to reveal yourself, i find it ignorant and hypocritical that you would claim my assertion is false without simply revealing yourself to find out for sure. you enjoy being a coward and saying things as a coward would and never holding any responsibility for you actions? you don't think i can find you?

      keep speculating, coward.... OR present yourself to me, admit what you've done, AND I WILL KILL YOU.

      you are NOTHING

    16. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you assume that I am the same AC? Have you really failed to grasp on of the most key aspects of anonymity?

      I'm not actually. I'm just saying that were the AC you threatened to reveal his identity, you would not murder him.

    17. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please... D o n ' t f e e d t h e t r o l l

    18. Re:what happens... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's so much fun! :D

      Interesting development on that first one by the way. I hadn't noticed that one.

  9. Consitancy by anss123 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A good UI need to be consistent and predictable. When software tries to second guess what I want, glares at MS Word, it tends to piss me off instead.

    And no, I don't want a video to full screen when I lean back or audio to mute when I switch app or whatever they think of next.

    1. Re:Consitancy by flipper9 · · Score: 1

      If you don't like something, then either turn it off or uninstall it. Whining about it so that others, who may want the technology, can't have it is just wrong.

    2. Re:Consitancy by natehoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      glares at MS Word

      Now, thanks to this new technology, Clippy can appear and say "It looks like I'm pissing you off! What can I do to help?"

      Then your reaction might cause Clippy to dial 9-1-1 (or the local equivalent for non-US versions) for you so an ambulance can be on the way already to deal with the aneurysm you are about to have in 3... 2...

      But when you pass out and your nose lands on the "F" key, he'll turn off autorepeat for you so if you survive the experience your document will be waiting for you when you get back from the hospital. Maybe not so much in the American version, here he'll just check your insurance status and put your car and house up on eBay so you can afford the downpayment on your medical bills.

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    3. Re:Consitancy by RNLockwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I can see it now. My eyes require larger print, pictures, etc. on the display I have. I can't quite make something out and lean forward: it gets smaller. To get it bigger I must lean back. And so on and so on. I think the Greeks had a story about something like this.

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    4. Re:Consitancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell you what: Why not make such superflous, irritating and obnoxious behaviour something YOU install, for your craptastic enjoyment?

      Absolutely HATE "smart" agents, animated puppets, slowdowns, bad/generic wizards, audio locked to application, thrashing and gnashing harddrives, DRM-infested network drivers stuttering on file copying and other ideas turned bad.

    5. Re:Consitancy by natehoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'll announce it a few years from now, codename "Terrifying Tantalus"

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    6. Re:Consitancy by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      I think the Greeks had a story about something like this.

      wiki:Tantalus

      Tantalus's punishment for his act, now a proverbial term for temptation without satisfaction (the source of the English word "tantalise" - US "tantalize"),[13]) was to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. Whenever he reached for the fruit, the branches raised his intended meal from his grasp. Whenever he bent down to get a drink, the water receded before he could get any. Over his head towers a threatening stone, like that of Sisyphus.[14]

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    7. Re:Consitancy by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      All software is consistent. Whether you can predict it is more a function of your own intelligence and understanding.

      Not that I'm disparaging you, though. I agree that software should be predictable by the user, and that's why I only support this feature if it will include lots of configuration, so the software can also understand the user's desires appropriately. After spending an hour or two configuring Compiz to know that (for example) my mouse follows my attention, I increased my productivity. I expect this to be no different.

      After all, how long does it take for a human to be able to predict another human's actions, with any reasonable accuracy?

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    8. Re:Consitancy by cparker15 · · Score: 3, Funny

      9-1-1 (or the local equivalent for non-US versions)

      I think you mean 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3, you berk!

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    9. Re:Consitancy by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Thanks, Moss.

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    10. Re:Consitancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, I would think there'd be a minimum, that you could make reasonably large.

    11. Re:Consitancy by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Hahaha ROFL, you trolled using a tired US Healthcare meme!

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    12. Re:Consitancy by anss123 · · Score: 1

      After all, how long does it take for a human to be able to predict another human's actions, with any reasonable accuracy?

      You'd be surprised.

    13. Re:Consitancy by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Tell you what: Why not make such superflous, irritating and obnoxious behaviour something YOU install, for your craptastic enjoyment?

      Use a distro that let's you install package by package only what you want. Debian, Arch, etc.

    14. Re:Consitancy by SamSim · · Score: 1

      That's almost as good as those camera phones which automatically rotate the photograph to always be the wrong way up when you try to look at it.

      (The device can detect which way up you're holding it, so it tries to put the photo the right way up for you to look at it... but it has no record of which way up it was when the photo was taken, and the photo was e.g. taken portrait instead of landscape.)

    15. Re:Consitancy by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      After all, how long does it take for a human to be able to predict another human's actions, with any reasonable accuracy?

      I'll give you a hint. "Does this dress make me look fat?"

      The only safe prediction is that you WILL give a wrong answer. Which wrong answer, I can't predict.

    16. Re:Consitancy by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

      Or my car stereo which thinks that if my headlights are on it must be dark and then "helps out" by reducing the brightness of the controls to the point I can't make them out when I have my headlights on in the daytime.

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    17. Re:Consitancy by sapphire+wyvern · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's certainly a tantalising prospect.

    18. Re:Consitancy by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the more obvious response to leaning forward be to enlarge the part of the screen you're looking at? That could be quite useful.

    19. Re:Consitancy by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I'll give you a hint. "Does this dress make me look fat?"

      The only safe prediction is that you WILL give a wrong answer. Which wrong answer, I can't predict.

      I figured out the correct answer: "It's not the dress."

    20. Re:Consitancy by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      You just proved my point. Trust me, that is NOT the correct answer.

    21. Re:Consitancy by wondafucka · · Score: 1

      A good UI need to be consistent and predictable. When software tries to second guess what I want, glares at MS Word, it tends to piss me off instead. And no, I don't want a video to full screen when I lean back or audio to mute when I switch app or whatever they think of next.

      Yes, but a *profitable* UI has bells and whistles. Canonical may be innovating on a free platform, but people are lazy and pay to be even lazier. Sure it's ethically grey to encourage the further downfall of society, but that's how people get rich, right?

    22. Re:Consitancy by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      My best answer for that yet, said while staring in the direction of what the dress hides: I'm sorry, dear, I was distracted for a minute.

      Second-best: The word I was thinking of was "stunning".

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  10. This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by Pojut · · Score: 1

    ...I never leave a webcam hooked up to my computer unless I'm about to use it.

    1. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by moonbender · · Score: 1

      You need to either store the webcam in another room or wrap it in aluminum foil, otherwise the government will use USB RAYS to connect the cam wirelessly!

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    2. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      My laptop has a LED connected to the webcam circuits, so it lights up when any software tries to use it, and it's impossible to disable without physically opening the screen and cutting the wires.

      My friend keeps his non-LED webcam covered with tape :)

    3. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I never leave a webcam hooked up to my computer unless I'm about to use it.

      I thought if you were paranoid you were supposed to leave it on so that it could record burglars coming in, and then automatically post the video to your local police station?

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    4. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by Bobakitoo · · Score: 1

      How about a viruss, worm or trojan that connect you to chatroulette whitout knowing it? You seriously lack good imagination, and has too many of the bad, crazy one. Either way your comment is stupid. The GP has valid concernes.

    5. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      That's the advantage of having giant 1960s-style vertical bolt locks on your steel apartment door...they tend to make a bit of a noise when kicked in :-)

    6. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      My webcam is safely stored in its box, on a store shelf, where I have not yet purchased it. It will stay there until I need it.

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    7. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      You live in a windowless apartment?

    8. Re:This is probably the tin foil talking, but.... by CSMoran · · Score: 1

      Basements often have no windows.

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  11. 80's song? by natehoy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always feel like... Ubuntu's watching me!

    Someone needs to contact Google, they'll provide a shitload of funding for something like this, as long as they can get some of the images to run through some sort of facial expression analysis.

    Not only will they know the sites you are visiting, but they'll get an idea of how interested you are in each individual product you see, and whether you glance at their ads.

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  12. oh oh... by polle404 · · Score: 3, Funny
    shutdown -h now

    "...I'm afraid i can't let you do that, Dave..."

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    1. Re:oh oh... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      shutdown -h now

      "...I'm afraid i can't let you do that, Dave..."

      Darn. It read your lips while you were talking about wiping it and installing Debian...

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    2. Re:oh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sudo shutdown -h now

      Fixed that for you.

    3. Re:oh oh... by allo · · Score: 0

      sudo make me a sandwich

  13. Great by iONiUM · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can just start jerking off and it'll show me porn, instead of me having to find the porn first.

    Thanks, auto-detect camera.

    1. Re:Great by natehoy · · Score: 1

      And then your facial expression at the moment of orgasm will be for sale a few seconds later.

      Kinda like those roller coaster cameras.

      Except in this case it's $1 for a copy, $10,000 for a copy that includes not posting it with the picture that "inspired" it to your Facebook wall.

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    2. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Now I can just start jerking off and it'll show me porn, instead of me having to find the porn first.

      And after you're done, it closes all 40 tabs for you, so you don't have to whale in disgust with yourself after the deed is done.

    3. Re:Great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This made me laugh. Not so much the post itself, but 3: Insightful.

    4. Re:Great by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Disgust? Enjoy your prostate cancer

    5. Re:Great by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      so you don't have to whale in disgust

      Whale? WTF?

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    6. Re:Great by TenLeftFingers · · Score: 1

      Now I can just start jerking off and it'll show me porn, instead of me having to find the porn first.

      Thanks, auto-detect camera.

      I hope none of the ladies at Canonical have to collate the use cases when this thing goes beta.

  14. that's pretty neat! by digitalsushi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Lots of naysayers already.. this will suck as much as the first round of "tablet" laptops, like the thinkpad x60, et cetera. But you have to let the pioneers forge ahead. Let them do that, they will enjoy being at the forefront of development without you.

    There's all sorts of sensors. And with something like a SerIO, you can just plug analog sensors into your perl/python/ruby/php/bash scripts. For instance, I believe I could take a capacitance sensor, hide it under the wood in my desk, run that into the SerIO (or I mean, if I was an engineer I could do it myself, but I am not, so the SerIO is my crutch), and then I could have my computer know when my hands are laying on the desk.

    I could put a thermal sensor in my chair, so my butt triggers it. I could put motion sensors in the walls. I could put humidity sensors in my beer-hat, and it could tell me when to stop drinking so much booze.

    There's so many neat ideas out there that haven't really been done yet. Well, I'm sure they've been done by shy introverts, brilliant kids that don't feel like sharing with the dummies. Heck I bet a ton are reading this very story and going "PSSSSSSSsh so?" Not as many as the armchair engineers going "PSshh stoopid idea", but they are still here too.

    This isn't about getting it right. This is about playing. Don't critique the child playing with blocks.

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    1. Re:that's pretty neat! by GlennC · · Score: 1

      Thank you for providing me with my new signature!

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    2. Re:that's pretty neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they can play all they want, just dont do it on my desktop while I am trying to get work done

    3. Re:that's pretty neat! by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      aw, gee :D

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    4. Re:that's pretty neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this case, the child is playing with bollocks.

    5. Re:that's pretty neat! by Seb+C. · · Score: 1

      I could put humidity sensors in my beer-hat, and it could tell me when to stop drinking so much booze.

      Well, you're leaning to the "computer can do it for myself" track. That's something i can't buy and quite a dangerous trend that get some hypes here and there.
      Don't misunderstand me, they are things computer are good at (better than people), and things computer are just not suitable for (or shouldn't be used for).

      If this stuff is just used to help people being even more lazy and behaves on "autopilot" like getting messages such as "Stop drinking so much booze", "it's time to go to bed", "you've been sit too much, go take a walk" (that's about what you propose). Well i'm definitely not for it. I once had a mum and dad looking up for such things, but i'm now past age. My remark is about having people acting adult and having responsible behavior. You are NO SHEEP.

      If this is about improving the way computer behaves with people (Alt+Enter is not what your grandpa thinks about when looking at the holiday video you posted), in a way which means "keyboard and mouse are outdated, let's see how we can extend", well, that can be interesting (and more natural by the way : you don't need a keyboard or a mouse to communicate with real persons, after all. So, if we can avoid it with computer...).

    6. Re:that's pretty neat! by icebraining · · Score: 1

      That's why I read Hack a Day.

    7. Re:that's pretty neat! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I could put humidity sensors in my beer-hat, and it could tell me when to stop drinking so much booze.

      I think the time to stop drinking is when you've started using your hat instead of a glass...

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    8. Re:that's pretty neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. It's a dumb idea, but try out 100 ideas and one of them might turn out to be good. Reminds me of how I take photos.

  15. How about demoing something spectacular ... by Qbertino · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... like playing sounds from Youtube/Flash on Firefox and Rythmbox at the same time, without having to wait 5 Minutes after FF closes, for PulseAudio to reinitialize or whatever, to be able to hear Rythmbox or VLC sound.

    It's this kind of crap that's getting us no where and still has Apple being a viable alternative for productive workers despite their cheapest 13" Laptop currently being twice as expensive than a 17" Dell Vostro running Ubuntu. And despite Apple moving into MS-Borg territory very fast with content distribution lock-in and all that.

    I thought I was going to switch to Linux entirely this year, now that I don't play Windows Games anymore and currently don't develop Flash for a living and the newest Mac Mini suddenly costs upwards of 800 Euros. But it's crap like this that still has me fiddling with fstab IN FUCKING 2010(!!) when I want to mount my daughters Cellphones MicroSD Card and then still being unable to mount the damn thing rw, as any other sane OS would do.

    John-Jesus H.B Christ, could we please try to get shit done, like, for instance, building a vialbe AD clone or something before tracking faces with some obscure library that only 10 people know how to compile and has absolutely no practical application what-so-ever? No matter how much money Shuttleworth has, he doesn't have enough to burn it on something like this I'd suppose. No?

    It's not that I wouldn't like to help, but, honestly, there is so much work to be done, I don't know where to start and sh*t like the stuff mentioned in TFA isn't very encouraging to have me join in.

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    1. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > ... like playing sounds from Youtube/Flash on Firefox and Rythmbox
      > at the same time, without having to wait 5 Minutes after FF closes,
      > for PulseAudio to reinitialize or whatever, to be able to hear Rythmbox
      > or VLC sound.

      Done. Next...

      It sounds ugly but you can do it.

      You can also play 4 different movies with 4 different copies of VLC if you really want.

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    2. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Works fine on my system in 10.04 /anecdote
      My issue is them futzing with automounting my internal hard drives. In several previous versions it worked perfectly. It doesn't anymore. Screwing around with fstab for basic functions isn't really acceptable.

    3. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ... like playing sounds from Youtube/Flash on Firefox and Rythmbox
      > at the same time, without having to wait 5 Minutes after FF closes,
      > for PulseAudio to reinitialize or whatever, to be able to hear Rythmbox
      > or VLC sound.

      Done. Next...

      It sounds ugly but you can do it.

      You can also play 4 different movies with 4 different copies of VLC if you really want.

      If it's not working out of the box it's not done. Simple as that.

      Playing 4 movies is not impressive. BeOS could do that over a decade ago. Any other OS has been able to do that almost as long.

    4. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      This can easily be done following this guide. The automatic method using pysdm worked perfectly for me: https://help.ubuntu.com/community/AutomaticallyMountPartitions

      Having said that, I agree that this process should be made much easier (and in the default instalation, like under a properties menu for that partition). As everything in Ubuntu, I'm sure that will get taken care of, eventually.

    5. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      The problem is that those bugs are in the "WORKSFORME" category, and they're hard to reproduce in the devs' machines. But Windows and the MacOSX have similar problems, they just have more resources to test hundreds of configurations, something that Ubuntu will never have.

    6. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by m50d · · Score: 1

      Try FreeBSD. They haven't bothered with all this shifting crap. Of course you don't get per-application volume controls (except those actually in the application) or assigning random keyboard layouts when you plug in a second one via USB, but a working system stays working.

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    7. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boooooring.... Fixing boring problems is boring. :)

    8. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by sootman · · Score: 1

      But it's crap like this that still has me fiddling with fstab IN FUCKING 2010(!!)... John-Jesus H.B Christ, could we please try to get shit done

      [My english is better than most other people's german, so please point out mistakes politely. Thank you.]

      Your English is better than most Slashdotters' and your French is fanfuckingtastic. :-)

      (It's an expression in English to say "Pardon my French" after swearing.)

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    9. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hard to do the fancy stuff when you can't handle the basics. Almost a shame RedHat decided that nobody cared about Linux on the desktop...

    10. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      mod parent up!

    11. Re:How about demoing something spectacular ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long ago has it been since you last used Ubuntu? I have no trouble with sound coming from both flash/rhythmbox simultaneously, and when I mount the memory card from my digital camera it comes up as rw by default...

  16. From the naughty to the $ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you stare into Ubuntu for a long time, the system also stares into you.
    As people have said, you start showing skin, your fav vid site or cam streaming site loads.
    When your done, a site for after glow loads?
    It could also detect fixated 'interest' - the video your playing seems boring or you seem very interested in that clip - search for more in a hidden window?
    Google could always link eye detection into ad viewing and cash flow. Was the ad on top of the window and did the viewer take in the ad?
    Hook it up to the deep longterm database ads in html5 - did the 'consumer' spend much time with the new site today :)

  17. How generous! by BigBadBus · · Score: 2, Funny

    "For example, when the system detects that the user has leaned back in his or her chair, the system automatically makes the currently playing video full-screen. Lean forward again, and the video returns to its previous windowed mode." Does it also provide a barf bag in this sea-sickness inducing mode?

  18. Some I like, some I don't by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I guess we all have aspects we would like about it and aspects we fear. We are comfortable in our old paradigms and we don't want computers to guess what we want or need.

    But that said, using a webcam to determine certain things would be convenient. For example, I would like more work done on using a webcam for authentication and to determine if it is okay to go into screensaver/screen lock mode. THAT would be pretty nice.

    As for changing my UI? Most of us tweak our UIs to match the way we use the machine. If I change my posture, I am not sure I want my UI changing to match. At the moment, I think authentication with my face and locking the screen when I am "away" will be enough.

    1. Re:Some I like, some I don't by icebraining · · Score: 1

      If you have a PC and a phone with bluetooth, consider using Blueproximity.

      From their site:

      This software helps you add a little more security to your desktop. It does so by detecting one of your bluetooth devices, most likely your mobile phone, and keeping track of its distance. If you move away from your computer and the distance is above a certain level (no measurement in meters is possible) for a given time, it automatically locks your desktop (or starts any other shell command you want).

      Once away your computer awaits its master back - if you are nearer than a given level for a set time your computer unlocks magically without any interaction (or starts any other shell command you want).

      http://blueproximity.sourceforge.net/

  19. Is this for GNOME or Ubuntu only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My complaint with Ubuntu (who does a great job with customer service) develops features, but does not incorporate them into existing open source system, but rather built separate open source apps on top of projects like GNOME that do not contribute to GNOME.

  20. Automatic Boss Key? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    Have the camera pointing outside your cubicle, pick up when the boss is coming, automatically switch to Workspace 4 which has a spreadsheet open on screen and a long list of business apps along the panel.

    Hot secretary? Browser with "Ask Mavis" article half-posted voicing your concerns about your "copious" manhood. Suspicious 4-second lag between hitting minimise and it actually disappearing.

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  21. OK but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't we worry about a decent UI for today, before we start worrying about one for tomorrow...

  22. Not an OS by houghi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ubuntu Linux is NOT an OS. It is a Distribution. Linux (or even GNU/Linux) is an OS. Ubuntu is a (GNOME Based) distribution.

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    1. Re:Not an OS by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Linux is not a distribution, it's only a kernel.

    2. Re:Not an OS by Minwee · · Score: 1

      If you're going to be pedantic, it is customary to be correct.

    3. Re:Not an OS by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Ubuntu Linux is NOT an OS. It is a Distribution.

      So what the hell is Windows and OSX?

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    4. Re:Not an OS by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Pedants are frequently incorrect.

      Of course, since I'm being pedantic at this very moment, there's probably a good chance I'm wrong.

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    5. Re:Not an OS by psionski · · Score: 1

      So what the hell is Windows and OSX?

      Exactly the question I've been asking myself my whole life...

    6. Re:Not an OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux is not distribution, but it is neither just a kernel but a operating system. Linux is not a microkernel as GNU tolds it to be and how media likes to talk about it.
      Linux is a monolithic kernel = complete operating system. Most people does not even know that operating system is not a fancy user interface and so on.

    7. Re:Not an OS by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Windows: What you use when you don't give a shit.
      OSX: What you use when you have more money then anything.

      Seriously, Ubuntu is an operating system. Fedora is an operating system. Just because they both use a common kernel doesn't mean they aren't operating systems. If that was the case, Windows 2000 & Windows XP are distributions.

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    8. Re:Not an OS by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      Worse? :-)

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  23. Too bad by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    No more rocking chair in front of the PC for me...

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  24. Can I please make my own decisions? by houghi · · Score: 1

    I would hate it that the screen changes just because I sit differently. Do NOT change the layout. There is a reason why the layout is as I have it. And my reasons are mine alone. I am sure you can NOT program them in a general calculation, even though they are very simple:
    3 screens with 6 workspaces each. No Xinerama. Each screen as fixed programs on launching XFCE.

    I am not sure if this will be equally or even more annoying as Copiz and other 3D stuff.
    Nice to see once for about 10 seconds and after that I would like to shoot the screen and buy Windows.

    I am for sure not going to use it and it is a pity that people waste time at things like this while there are much more important things requesting developers.

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  25. You know what would be nice by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    If I could come home tonight, turn on the computer and for once since in installed 10 there would be no update screen with a 30% chance of reboot but I know better than that

  26. Useful for multi-display setups by Yer+Mom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd be happy if, on a multi-display setup, it could tell which screen I'm looking at and direct focus accordingly.

    I'm fed up with pressing Cmd-W to close the top window, only to find out that the focus was on the top window on the other screen.

    Would still need to tell the difference between "glancing at screen 2 to check something" and "actively focusing on screen 2", of course...

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  27. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    To be honest, your parent's post is a much more useful feature than yours.

  28. Bob by Tom · · Score: 1

    Hi Bob, Clippy, all your friends, welcome back. I see they've finally ported you over to Linux.

    So if I'm of the more bouncy kind, my video player will constantly go full-window-full-window-full-window-etc. until I explicitly tell it to stop, sit in the corner and be a bad dog?

    Yeah, that's exactly what I want in a computer. Look, no matter how smart you think you are, there is no way you can find out my intent without telepathy. All you are creating is yet another interface that people have to learn and deal with. Get the interface out of my way, not into it.

    This is from the geek perspective. From the non-geek perspective, regular people are already afraid of computers because they don't understand them and they constantly do weird stuff. Making them do even more weird stuff for no apparent reason, even if you're not even touching the damn thing, will put the final nail in the coffin. After this, regular people will treat computers as some kind of black magic, just when we were beginning to get off that train.

    Nice work.

    Here's to hoping that it'll crater just like Bob did.

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  29. Teal deer by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why does the summary not link the actual blog post at canonical.com instead of some ad-encumbered summary?

    Summaries have three purposes. First, a good executive summary adds context that may not have been in the article. Second, a good executive summary gets the point across so that readers don't get attacked by a tl;dr. Third, a well-known online encyclopedia is likely to care more about a press release if the mainstream news media have reported on it.

  30. First feature request! by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Designed to be paired with a webcam or other sensor system, the concept is that the computer is able to detect where a user is in proximity to the display along with an idea of roughly what he or she might be doing

    FEATURE REQUEST: Retreating keyboard and mouse
    PROBLEM: Users who pick their nose and then try to use your keyboard or mouse
    LEVEL: Urgent
    REPEATABILITY: Way too often, especially around flu season!
    PROPOSED SOLUTION(S): When the OS detects a luser digging for "nose gold", both the keyboard and mouse should immediately retract. Failing that, the computer should copy their personal info (not yours) to the system clipboard and then do a redirect to a Final Measure site so as to play "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno" loudly until the luser withdraws from the scene.
    ASSIGNED TO: Anyone who doesn't have/want a keyboard stained with "crunchies."
    NOTES: I don't care that there are studies claiming that engaging in automucophagy is healthy - it's disgusting. etc, etc, what was this woman thinking?.

    One of these days, someone's going to end up in the ER with their finger jammed through their brain at 200 mph when their air-bag goes off. Do you really want to explain why you look like this guy?

  31. This could be annoying by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

    I need the opposite in fact. If I'm leaning in towards the screen, it's because I CAN'T see the video/text well enough. Making it smaller is defeating the purpose. I lean back when I can see it fine. Blowing it up is pointless. If I lean in, make it bigger. If I lean back, leave it be.

  32. This will never work. by cycleflight · · Score: 1

    Assuming you're relaxing when reclined and about to do something when you're sitting up? Don't the Canonical programmers know that the optimal hip angle for coding is 78 degrees?

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  33. Obligatory In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, Ubuntu watches you!

    wait, no...

  34. Ubuntu 14.04 Telepathic Toaster (LTS) by js_sebastian · · Score: 1

    Look, no matter how smart you think you are, there is no way you can find out my intent without telepathy.

    That's a few versions down the road.

  35. proximity sensor is better by hey · · Score: 1

    Webcams are more common but a proximity sensor would be better. It can tell more easily if somebody really is there... without complicated image processing.
    And its more private since it doesn't record your image.. you can be in your underwear.

    As for the all the negative comments... its great that people are trying new things in UIs. I bet mouse got a lot of negative comments too when it came out back in the day.

  36. Multi-User Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when me and my wife are watching a movie and she leans back and I'm sitting up? Does it adjust to her or does it stay adjusted for me? How would it decide?

    And, would it be easy to turn off? Sometimes convenience can be more of a burden than we expected it to be.

  37. Green web cam by iceaxe · · Score: 1

    I do not want a spying web cam.
    I do not want it, Sam I Am.

    I do not want it on my box.
    I do not want it tuned to Fox.

    I do not want it on the air.
    I do not want it anywhere!

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  38. No thanks! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

    I really don't want the computer doing things unless I actually direct it to do so with either keyboard or mouse. I do not want the computer to change what's on the screen unless it is a situation that really needs my intervention.

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  39. As long as it doesn't affect me I guess it's OK. by yacwroy · · Score: 1

    I'm all for someone developing a tool/app that alters window positions, volume etc when various inputs generate specific events. Of course it should be highly customizable.

    However, I'd hope it's built as a standalone distro-independent (or platform-independent at best) tool. TFA doesn't really point one way or the other on this.

    I'd also hope that no special-purpose development is done to Ubuntu itself solely to work with this tool. A tool like that shouldn't need distro-specific help.

    Personally, I'd have no interest in a tool like this.
    Voice commands, gestures etc to control the UI are fine (as long as they never ever cause false-positives) only because they're deliberate actions.

    I'm not entirely sure I'm using the right OS for me, though.

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  40. Re:Great idea! by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-ML-2851ND-Network-Ready-Monochrome-Printer/dp/B000XZ1LJG

    Well under $200 mono laser, supports auto duplexing, network printing. Threw in some old laptop RAM for the lulz.

    In Ubuntu Gnome under System | Administration | Printing, I just pointed it to the printer's IP address, and it was done! Even easier than trying to install the Windows driver.

  41. Will stimulate interest in Linux in the workplace by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    If employers can get the operating system to monitor IT users, it will be a great boon. Not enough lines of code, too much sitting back in the chairs, not enough eye contact with the screen, not enough keystrokes, use of non-sanctioned websites, then modify the user's environment say to provide random electric shocks of sufficient voltage to "encourage" productivity, perform personality scans, initiate increased video surveillance, monitor "independent" contractors, initiate urine tests, etc..

    Clearly, this may propel Ubuntu to the top in commercial settings. Microsoft look out!

  42. Re:Great idea! by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wow, way to miss the point! Yet again after touting over and over Linux is a "drop in replacement for Windows" you instead suggest throwing out perfectly working hardware in order to buy a much more expensive brand so it will work with Mac...err I mean Linux.

    And this, this right here folks, is the problem. I can send my customers into any B&M and they have a 100% chance of getting hardware that works in windows. Yet if I were to send those same customers into any B&M the odds aren't even 50/50 that they will get something that isn't a paperweight. Now you can blame the manufacturers, although considering Linux is less than 2% most simply can't afford to support you due to the fact that a driver that will work with Ubuntu 8 may not work with Ubuntu 9 thanks to the kernel and everything else constantly changing, or like I have seen you can blame the user, your customer, by claiming it is up to them to do "research" which apparently means scouring badly designed forums trying to find a person that actually has the hardware they want to buy, which means TWO trips to the store...one to write down models, the other to buy if you are lucky enough to find something on the forum that is actually in stock.

    The sad part is Linux could be a contender, all it needs is a Steve Jobs or Larry Ellison to come in there and demand that usability be made job #1. I had hope Mark Shuttleworth would take that role, but sadly he seems to be happy doing crap like the above, meanwhile simply walking into a Walmart and coming out with a Linux capable device without studying like its the fricking ACTs is a complete and total crapshoot. But pretending that "If they only buy product A" is simply magical thinking that changes nothing. can you guarantee that product a will continue to work after three or four of those 6 month upgrades? Can my customer walk into any Walmart or Staples and buy without having to study their butts off? Nope and nope.

    So demand that Linus quit changing the damned kernel every time you turn around, focus instead on rock solid stability across upgrades and a goal of "100% or bust!" for the devices carried in your big box retailers (BTW can you tell which laptops they stock will work with Linux just by looking? Me neither.) and you will gain marketshare, hell you might even pass Macs. Stay on the road you're on and 5 years from now Linux desktop adoption will still be below the margin for error. Its been 15 years folks, when you can't make major inroads with a free product after 15 years you really need to look at the path you are taking and what you can do to change it.

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  43. Re:Great idea! by srh2o · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yawn. I can send my customers to buy a copy of Windows 7 only to find some of their existing hardware doesn't work with it. Yet the probability is high that it will work with Linux. When Vista had much publicized driver issues, all you guys were saying, "It's not MS's fault, it's the hardware manufacturers." The troll would be so much more effective if you stay consistent and a little less obvious. Another way to not be perceived as a troll is quit pretending that the internet doesn't exist on a troll of an internet forum. Two trips to the B&M indeed.

  44. Webcam by phorm · · Score: 1

    How about it the camera senses no motion for awhile, it blanks the screen, but on motion it unblanks.
    That could be useful for a screen that "un-sleeps" when you come back into the room,etc, rather than waiting on a screensaver timer.

  45. Re:Great idea! by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Oops, sorry if I struck a nerve :P

    I've been through a fair share of cheap inkjets and multifunctions... Epson, Brother, Lexmark, Dell, etc. They'd get gummed up and burn through ink and have all kinds of problems... Not the least of which includes driver support. It can be a real pain to get older hardware (5 year old Dell laptops with Intel 855 GPU?!) to work in newer versions of Windows when the drivers were only signed for XP/2K

    So yeah, I do my research, checking out reviews at http://cnet.com/ as well as scoping out the Linux support situation. To me it's a sign of quality and maturity... some hobbyist saw the product was 133+ enough to spend the time getting it working. And sometimes the manufacturer invests their time into better interoperability as well, and I appreciate that (but tend to trust the hobbyist packages more).

    I run a mixed shop, so Linux is just another *NIX (as opposed to a Windows "replacement"). I do have a Windows box or two to play games. Most of the transition pain is felt on the Windows side... like having to tweak a bunch of registry settings to connect to the samba file server with Vista/Win7 ... or getting legacy programs to work on 64-bit Windows since they had the *brilliant* idea to move legacy apps to "C:\Program Files (x86)" and put the new 64-bit stuff in the old "C:\Program Files" location.

    Obviously we've had different life experiences, but interoperability weighs in pretty heavily with mine, and I laugh if you really think the Windows world is all the compatibility and stability you say it is... you really haven't been in the field that long :P But at least it seems like we both enjoy tinkering with the tech... by all indications there will be plenty more where that came from ;-)

  46. I'd love it by oneofthose · · Score: 1

    if such a system could reliably detect which window I'm focusing on/looking at, to keep the focus on it or to bring it to the front. I know such systems exist but having it as a feature of the operating system (I can use it instantly without any installation or other annoyances) would be awesome.

  47. Flash has access to your webcam by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    And then your facial expression at the moment of orgasm will be for sale a few seconds later.

    Why do you think the free porn sites all switched over to Flash video? Does you webcam have a hardware-only 'recording' light?

    I say that only to scare people, but a friend of mine was recently on a boring webx screencast and began clicking on the interface elements to see what was there and noticed that the organizer had turned on video conferencing and there was one of the other attendees in her undies, doing some work from home. A PM was sent and she ran scurrying off to get her robe.

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  48. Re:Great idea! by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Why buy a new printer? The vast majority of all printers work fine with Ubuntu, it even has a handy setup wizard, you just need a couple of brain cells sometimes to choose a similar model's driver if you can't find an exact match.

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  49. Have a look at the video first! by yet-another-lobbyist · · Score: 1

    Why is everyone behaving so totally conservative? Like we already have invented the desktop in its "final" and "best" version and all that's left is cleaning up some driver bugs? Yes, I suffer from the bugs, too (every day), and I hate clippy as much as everyone here. However, there also needs to be some playing with new, innovative stuff. And the video linked to the article actually looks like quite a bit of fun. I especially like the effect where the relative window positions are slightly moving when the head is moved. It's a bit like a 3D effect where you can look behind the windows by turning your head. Looks pretty cool to me.

    Everyone here seems to be about as open to new UI ideas as the Catholic Church to Galileo's ideas. (Yet we are still dreaming about "Minority Report" type interfaces?) Or is it just that the average age on ./ is now above 60?

  50. Re:Great idea! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Troll

    And therein you have just fallen for yet another logical fallacy. did you see it? Oh and for those who labeled troll? Don't blame me if your emperor is naked. as a retailer you need guys like me to sell and support your product, which is at its current state a minefield of pain. Not my fault. as for the logic fail you fell for here it is "I can send my customers to buy a copy of Windows 7" fail. Nobody buys windows 7, they buy a new PC! The ONLY windows 7 upgrades I've been selling is those stuck in Vista hell, and if it worked with Vista it worked with 7, simple. on the other hand YOUR customers have to install your product

    The point, which Linux guys can go "LA LA LA!" all day long and won't change, is the VAST majority of users out there are NOT IT guys, nor are they CS grads. No they are people like your Aunt and Uncle, who know how to put in a CD and go clicky clicky, and know how to shop at Walmart. And for them Linux equals a giant FAIL, whether you want to believe, though I am willing to prove it. Ready? Take the Hairyfeet challenge: Load up walmart, Staples, And Best Buy's online pages. From now until the experiment is over you are NOT a Linux guru, you are a normal noob. Buy these three things WITHOUT research, and for fairness go by price alone with 2 out of three stores. A USB Wifi card, a USB TV Tuner, and a USB AIO Printer. These are the big three sellers. Go ahead, I'll wait. Now go to Ubuntu forums and see how many actually worked OOTB.

    Looking at about 30% aren't you? and that is if you count "support" as putting in 3 pages of CLI junk, which I don't. windows has had a simple GUI to search the web for drivers since XP, in Vista and 7 this works quite well. WTF Linux? Why can't my aunt just right click on a non working device, choose "find driver" and have the damned thing work? Remember, nobody cares about excuses, all they care about is does it work. Until you fix problems like these and the dreaded "update foo broke my hardware" problem, which honestly out of 4 bog standard PCs I never had Ubuntu update it self not ONCE without breaking something, then I stand by my statement: Linux is NOT like windows and is instead more comparable to Apple. Like apple one needs to throw out most if not all the hardware for more expensive hardware designed for that OS, unless you are just dumpster diving and using ancient hardware that has been in the kernel forever. But of course nobody wants the old and busted, they want the new hotness which Linux does NOT support unless you research your ass off and buy hardware A, rev g, which if you are gonna go through all that, why not just buy a Mac?

    So don't blame the messenger, having everyone sitting around going "Gee, isn't Ubuntu swell? It sure is Biff!" doesn't gain share, which you desperately need to get manufacturers to support you. I sat up 4 boxes in the shop hoping that Linux had finally gotten average Joe friendly, instead what I found was a mess with more hours wasted on CLI bullshit than I care to count, and even bog standard hardware like Broadcom, Realtek, SiS, ATI, and Nvidia being seriously hit or miss across upgrades. As a retailer I want Linux to succeed, I really do. I remember the days of the atari and commodore when one had real choices in the market. But my time costs $50 an hour, at that rate it only takes 2 hours to equal a copy of Windows XP or 7 Home. Hell I couldn't even write off the hours wasted and just sell the machine once I had everything settled, because guess what happened in less than 6 months when Ubuntu updates rolled around? Yep back to square one with broken shit. I can sell a windows box and know my customer is good for 7 years minimum of security updates and often even longer. The BEST Ubuntu has to offer is THREE, and that is if you count not bothering to port most newer software and just leaving it old and busted.

    don't blame the messenger when even /. brags when Linux reaches 1% like that is

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  51. Don't see the point by cavebison · · Score: 1

    of a computer trying to examine what we're doing in front of it when there are so many things we do which aren't related to the computer.

    Leaning over to grab a cup of tea or pick up the phone will parallax scroll the windows? Or will it be able to tell if I'm not looking at the screen and so ignore that. Chances are most of the CPU will be spent working out what *not* to react to.

    Making body movements instead of a flick of the mouse or the tap of a key? Come on. It's like the idea of a touch-screen PC, which is just a recipe for sore shoulders. Touch-screen laptop maybe. But motion sensing for laptops? Even worse situation than a PC.

    I can see this being very useful for the disabled, but I think other systems, like brain signalling, will be more popular when that matures.

  52. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was one hell of a troll of a troll and dude you just got trolled bad.

  53. Re:Great idea! by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hi MR AC! How did he "troll" me when he has been spilling the same tired old lies guys on Linux forums have been saying for ages? Go to ANY Linux forum and you'll hear them gush about "No need to get all new hardware, just use Linux!" but when you actually try that and find a good 30-60% of your stuff works only halfway, if at all, you get "Oh the support for that is awful, teh won't give us their code! you should buy product X!" which of course means throwing out working hardware and buying more to use Linux.

    I truly believe the only way to change things is to make one's voice heard. I believe if we retailers and consumers call out the groupies when they lie, then maybe, just maybe, the Linux users will join in and pressure the developers for change. Hell look at TFA, is there users out there clamoring for this "feature"? Hell no! Instead of wasting resources on more bling bling crap that a good 90% of the population couldn't give a crap about focus on stability and usability and make that job #1. Oh and Linus needs to stop acting like a prima donna and allow a stable hardware ABI that allows for drivers to actually work across upgrades, thus making it easier for manufacturers to support Linux. you listen to the arguments Linus makes and it all boils down to 'I don't like it, so there!'. Also development of the kernel needs to be split between a server team and a desktop team, because as we saw with Con things that are good for desktop users may not be good for servers, and Linus will always bow to the server users, since that is who is paying him.

    And finally, if you are calling me a troll, nope. Just someone who spent nearly two years trying to get Linux to work well enough to sell it to the common man, only to watch it fall down like a house of cards over and over again. Ubuntu, PCLOS, Mandriva, Puppy, you name it I tried it, hoping beyond hope that someone, anyone, would actually care about making a distro that could compete with OSX and Windows. Instead what I found was just like TFA, where bling bling crap was given priority while important things like having hardware that worked in Foo work in Foo+1 or having a simple GUI to deal with driver issues were repeatedly ignored. Oh, and have you ever looked at a Dell Ubuntu machine, MR AC? notice anything...funny...about them? Dell disables the Ubuntu repos in all their offerings. why? Because even Dell, an OEM with a one on one relationship with Canonical, can't even allow their machines to update without the hardware failing to work after updating that's why. That is...well it is beyond inexcusable.

    But things never change if we all just sit back and take it. We should be pointing out that if Canonical can't even be bothered to do basic QA on the very few models their OEMs offer, then what chance do normal folks have? Calling them out to the carpet on such things is the only way things will ever change, and if we don't in 2014 we'll be talking about the runaway success of Windows 8 while listening to Ubuntu guys here say "next year is the year of Linux on the desktop" while the numbers are STILL below the margin for error.

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  54. Eye Movement by dave87656 · · Score: 1

    How 'bout bringing up the window I am currently looking at?

  55. Re:Great idea! by AigariusDebian · · Score: 1

    You cann't force people to want to sacrifices something for their freedom.

    If a person does not want to be free and is happy with his computer being a jail for his thoughts, then he can happily buy an iPad or a Win7 laptop and be with it. If, however, a person does want freedom and is prepared to sacrifice something for it (time, more limited features, ...) then he is already prepared to do what is required to get a Linux desktop up and running. And such a feat requires less and less sacrifice and provides more and more benefit with every passing year.

    Linux is not useless of dying. It is liberating peoples minds one by one, when these people prove with action that they deserve their freedom.

  56. Re:Great idea! by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

    Just someone who spent nearly two years trying to get Linux to work well enough to sell it to the common man, only to watch it fall down like a house of cards over and over again.

    It works for my wife, mom, brother, and in-laws. And my in-laws are the types of people that assume their online banking is not working because they have the num lock keys turned off.

    It also worked on the laptop I randomly bought off amazon.

    That said, Windows 7 does not work on my computer for my sound card and XP wants me to use a floppy disk (no floppy drive) to install whatever drivers my hard drive needs. I cannot get XP to install on my laptop (except in VirtualBox.) The windows problems could have been avoided if I had researched before buying, but the same is true for linux.

  57. fapfapfap by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Uuungh yeah Apple slashvertisements...racist troll posts...dupe story...idle shit post...Soviet Russia joke...libertarian soapboxing...hot grits on Natalie Portman naked and petrifi..OH YEAH *jizz*

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  58. Re:Great idea! by hairyfeet · · Score: 0, Troll

    Your problem with Windows could be fixed in UNDER 30 minutes, and that is giving you extra time. For the "no sound" you simply use SIW which will tell you who makes the sound card, then Google does the rest. If you are talking about a laptop the OEMs never bother updating those, which means you have to go straight to the source. as for WinXP? XP ISO Builder which is also free like SIW will have you a custom XP disc with drivers in under 10 minutes, and is so simple my 15 year old made his own XP disc.

    Now let me ask you a question, and be honest: How much CLI did you have to do to set up those "clueless relatives" of yours? How many times when Ubuntu upgrade came around did you have one or more pieces of hardware that worked before not work afterward? How much time did you spend on forums hunting for "fixes"? If you handed these clueless relatives their PC with a blank HDD and Ubuntu, what are the odds they will have a COMPLETELY working system when they are done?

    You see it is quite easy to have clueless relatives on Linux...if you are willing to be unpaid tech support for life. MY time costs $50 an hour, and I don't do freebies, which means just TWO hours of hunting forums or dealing with CLI hoops costs me MORE than a copy of windows Home. A wise man here on /. once said "Linux is free if your time is worthless" and no truer words have ever been spoken. Until the day comes that I can hand a customer a working Linux box and have at LEAST a 90% confidence that when the 6 month upgrade cycle comes around they won't be stuck with a paperweight then it is worthless to me and most retailers.

    BTW, what do you think of the fact that Dell has to disable updating and Canonical repos from ALL their Ubuntu offerings, because even with the tiny subset of machines Dell offers Canonical can't even be bothered with basic QA to ensure they don't break on update? I mean if Dell, a billion dollar company with a one on one relationship with Canonical, can't even get basic QA support or allow their machines to update without it falling like a house of cards, what chance do the rest of us have...hmmm?

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  59. Re:Great idea! by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

    Your problem with Windows could be fixed in UNDER 30 minutes, and that is giving you extra time. For the "no sound" you simply use SIW which will tell you who makes the sound card, then Google does the rest. If you are talking about a laptop the OEMs never bother updating those, which means you have to go straight to the source. as for WinXP? XP ISO Builder which is also free like SIW will have you a custom XP disc with drivers in under 10 minutes, and is so simple my 15 year old made his own XP disc.

    Now let me ask you a question, and be honest: How much CLI did you have to do to set up those "clueless relatives" of yours?

    I don't have windows installed so I can use that program. In order to you SIW or XP Iso Builder, I have to install xp. I wasted a lot of time trying to install XP and Vista where as with ubuntu or sidux, I pop in a live cd and it works.

    As far as CLI time spent, none. I installed linux mint on both my mom's machine and my in-laws with no issues.

    You see it is quite easy to have clueless relatives on Linux...if you are willing to be unpaid tech support for life. MY time costs $50 an hour, and I don't do freebies, which means just TWO hours of hunting forums or dealing with CLI hoops costs me MORE than a copy of windows Home.

    I don't spend any time supporting them (other than reminding them to turn on the damn num locks key over the phone (which I should have just set to auto-on but I didn't expect that to be such an issue>) The reason I switched them, in fact, was because I was tired of fixing their XP and later vista install (which took 2-6 hours since they ignored every virus update warning they would get and then when they would run across an web site that told them they had viruses, they would install whatever software was on that site that offered to fix it.) I tried setting them to auto-update, but they would turn off their machines and kept missing the update windows. (They are retired and have inconsistent hours.)

    As to how much I charged, I don't charge family because they are my family. My family has also been their to help using their skill sets that I lack. And even if they weren't, they are family.

    I switched everyone to linux because my time is not worthless and when they were running XP and Vista, I had days (not hours) of my life wasted.

  60. Nice experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds as a nice experiment. As long as i keep the option to sudo aptitude purge idiocracy

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