From "Top 10 Reasons iPhone Users Have More Sex Than Android Fans" (http://www.esarcasm.com/17069/iphone-users-sex/):
#10: After getting fucked in the ass by Apple for two years, letting some random dude in for one night doesn’t seem like such a big deal..........
#1: It turns out “I have a magical device in my pants” is actually a great pickup line.
If “wanting porn” is what it takes to gain freedom of choice, then damn it, I want porn. Hence the new "Yes, Steve... I Want Porn" Android badge (http://www.esarcasm.com/13639/android-porn-badge/). Wear it loud, wear it proud.
From "Top 10 Reasons iPhone Users Have More Sex Than Android Fans" (http://www.esarcasm.com/17069/iphone-users-sex/): #10: After getting fucked in the ass by Apple for two years, letting some random dude in for one night doesn’t seem like such a big deal. .........
#1: It turns out “I have a magical device in my pants” is actually a great pickup line.
If “wanting porn” is what it takes to gain freedom of choice, then damn it, I want porn. Hence the new "Yes, Steve... I Want Porn" Android badge (http://www.esarcasm.com/13639/android-porn-badge/). Wear it loud, wear it proud.