Generating advertising revenue through spontaneous far-field chromodynamic excitation
Using this technique, advertisers can use standard HTTP transfer mechanisms to provoke the phosphors on certain areas of computer monitors to produce patterns. By changing the chromodynamic properties of the phosphorescence over time, the illusion of motion can be created which, in certain circumstances, can produce a spontaneous excitation within the subject. The excited subject will then be induced to seek further excitation, again using standard HTTP transfer mechanisms (this is known as stimulated excitation).
This patent is concerned with the creation of the correct combinations of phosphorescence, in order to provoke the correct level of excitation required to produce the optimum amount of stimulated excitation. Properly directed, this further excitation can be harnessed to produce revenue for the implementor. The patented combinations also guard against spontaneous emission from the subject, which will disrupt the revenue-generating stimulated excitation mentioned above. It is worthwhile noticing that this balance is particularly hard to achieve, especially given the prevalence of such far-field effects as tit wobble and hide the sausage, which are more than likely to cause spontaneous emission within the majority of subjects within the predicted catchment group.
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Using this technique, advertisers can use standard HTTP transfer mechanisms to provoke the phosphors on certain areas of computer monitors to produce patterns. By changing the chromodynamic properties of the phosphorescence over time, the illusion of motion can be created which, in certain circumstances, can produce a spontaneous excitation within the subject. The excited subject will then be induced to seek further excitation, again using standard HTTP transfer mechanisms (this is known as stimulated excitation).
This patent is concerned with the creation of the correct combinations of phosphorescence, in order to provoke the correct level of excitation required to produce the optimum amount of stimulated excitation. Properly directed, this further excitation can be harnessed to produce revenue for the implementor. The patented combinations also guard against spontaneous emission from the subject, which will disrupt the revenue-generating stimulated excitation mentioned above. It is worthwhile noticing that this balance is particularly hard to achieve, especially given the prevalence of such far-field effects as tit wobble and hide the sausage, which are more than likely to cause spontaneous emission within the majority of subjects within the predicted catchment group.