...twinks like Emad and drdink, and drwiii; CmdrTaco, Michael Sims, and Hemos; ESR, RMS, and Bruce Perens; and all of the other Slashdot/OSS/FSF Zionist-cock smoking, bitter, "elite," shitstains?
Emad had been laying awake for about two hours. It was 10:00 AM and he had already missed two classes: Remedial Operating Systems / Linux 101 and Diversity & Tolerance. Had Emad been totally awake he would have groaned. Today's Diversity & Tolerance class was teaching how to put condoms on erect penises, something right up Emad's alley. Well, at least the erect penis part; he knew nothing about condoms.
Slowly, Emad lumbered out of bed. His joints ached. His head throbbed. What had happened the night before? He could feel dried feces in his pants and was pretty sure his asshole was ripped wide-- Oh! He remembered a little too suddenly as he almost tripped over a pile of spent whippits, several beer bottles, and a giant black 96" oil-filled dildo. Mounted on a chainsaw engine. He had had Michael Sims and CmdrTaco over last night for a "few cold ones" but it seemed that, par for the course, they had all ended up sharing a "few hots ones," ones being a quite more acceptable word for gay fucks.
Emad made his way to the bathroom, and moaned. It was in complete disarray. The sink was filled with congealed diarrhea, the floor was sticky with drying piss, and the bathtub looked like a long-neglected water trough on a pig farm. It would take Emad hours to clean this mess. He tried hard to ignore the stench as he sauntered toward the toilet. Didn't Taco and Sims respect anything? Emad gave so much to them and their cause.
Upon opening the lid on his broken toilet he saw the special gift Taco had left for him: an inhumanly giant turd. It had to be at least a foot and a half in length! Taco had been planning this one, as he saw unchewed peas, corn, and peanuts (honey-roasted and Spanish, as far as he could tell) that all told the story of Rob Malda's special dinner the night before. The monster turd curled around the inside of his toilet. Not wanting to let Rob Malda's magical ass-gift go to waste, Emad reached inside the toilet and gently grasped the brown meat.
Moaning, Emad began devouring the slimy but firm stool. He tasted the honey on the peanuts; he felt the peas pop as he chewed through the delicious crap-worm. His cock immediately sprang to life as he chomped down another fourth and then fifth of this mutant ass-birth. Could life get any better? Down to the last bit of his meal, he gagged and coughed. Taco had been eating bubble gum as well! Needed to wash it all down quickly, emad yanked his tiny Iranian dick and aimed upward. He pissed, and pissed hard, catching the golden rain in his mouth. After what seemed like a painful eternity, his bladder was empty of, and his mouth washed clean by, Aunt Jack's Special Lemonade.
An Intercontinental plane was hijacked and flown into the Japanese Diet building less than 15 minutes ago!
Hostages onboard called from cellular phones moments before they died and said the men were darkly complected and had Middle Eastern accents, so it looks like an Islamic attack tied to 9/11!
Hey, a plane was hijacked and flown into the Japanese diet less than 15 minutes ago!
hostages onboard called from cellular phones and said the men were darkly complected and had Middle Eastern accents, so it looks like an Islamic attack tied to 9/11!
Rob Malda is an AKA for "Obr al Mad," a known homosexual Islamic extremeist.
Regard him with extreme caution... he believes that by promoting lies about Linux he will be greeted by 69 homosexual boys in heaven, each of which have been molested by Allah!
it's running well. i never installed Classic and I haven't felt an urge to go back...
I have three bitches about it--
1. my 3rd party USB burner is not supported. i expect it to be at some point, as it was in Mac OS 9.
2. the gui plays catchup. there's a slight delay between going over a menu title and having it drop down, or hitting a button and having the action begin.
3. graphics acceleration is not as fast as it could be.
None of those things are bad at all, and 10.1 is my primary OS.
the ibook itseld is small, light... DVD play is great.
WHat do you people wanna see? Here's your options... I hae a few things written, which would you like to see?
1) a story about Emad's orgiastic party with Malda
2) a story about Cyan, a selfish, mentally unstable art-person who keeps a (public) private web journal
3) an update on why Kansas City is gay
Please reply to this with the number of your choice.
Had the winner of this contest been WIndows, it'd never be covered here.
This site is Linux-masturbatory.
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isn't he an anal little faggoty '1337 Slahbot!? the twink!
This was great.
Was it original, or did you do a Replacep on the names?
If it was original, please keep this series up. This is excellent work. Maybe a different animal and mayhem every story?
Emad: mad Iranian twink obsessed with IRC opression
drdink: Emad's little bitch and extremely pale, skinny twink
drwiii: overall porker and gay Win32 programmer
Michael Sims: homosexual Nazi censor & loveslave to ESR
Rob Malda: gay Emporer of Slashdot
Twinks like emad and drdink, CmdrTaco, Michael Sims, ESR, RMS, and all the other Slashdot/OSS/FSF Zionist-cock loving bitter shitstains?
look at my luser number.
i'v ebeen troling around since then. (spring 2000)
greetings
what a fucking /. suckup.
oh yeah, and sean, you are a twink!
Emad had been laying awake for about two hours. It was 10:00 AM and he had already missed two classes: Remedial Operating Systems / Linux 101 and Diversity & Tolerance. Had Emad been totally awake he would have groaned. Today's Diversity & Tolerance class was teaching how to put condoms on erect penises, something right up Emad's alley. Well, at least the erect penis part; he knew nothing about condoms.
Slowly, Emad lumbered out of bed. His joints ached. His head throbbed. What had happened the night before? He could feel dried feces in his pants and was pretty sure his asshole was ripped wide-- Oh! He remembered a little too suddenly as he almost tripped over a pile of spent whippits, several beer bottles, and a giant black 96" oil-filled dildo. Mounted on a chainsaw engine. He had had Michael Sims and CmdrTaco over last night for a "few cold ones" but it seemed that, par for the course, they had all ended up sharing a "few hots ones," ones being a quite more acceptable word for gay fucks.
Emad made his way to the bathroom, and moaned. It was in complete disarray. The sink was filled with congealed diarrhea, the floor was sticky with drying piss, and the bathtub looked like a long-neglected water trough on a pig farm. It would take Emad hours to clean this mess. He tried hard to ignore the stench as he sauntered toward the toilet. Didn't Taco and Sims respect anything? Emad gave so much to them and their cause.
Upon opening the lid on his broken toilet he saw the special gift Taco had left for him: an inhumanly giant turd. It had to be at least a foot and a half in length! Taco had been planning this one, as he saw unchewed peas, corn, and peanuts (honey-roasted and Spanish, as far as he could tell) that all told the story of Rob Malda's special dinner the night before. The monster turd curled around the inside of his toilet. Not wanting to let Rob Malda's magical ass-gift go to waste, Emad reached inside the toilet and gently grasped the brown meat.
Moaning, Emad began devouring the slimy but firm stool. He tasted the honey on the peanuts; he felt the peas pop as he chewed through the delicious crap-worm. His cock immediately sprang to life as he chomped down another fourth and then fifth of this mutant ass-birth. Could life get any better? Down to the last bit of his meal, he gagged and coughed. Taco had been eating bubble gum as well! Needed to wash it all down quickly, emad yanked his tiny Iranian dick and aimed upward. He pissed, and pissed hard, catching the golden rain in his mouth. After what seemed like a painful eternity, his bladder was empty of, and his mouth washed clean by, Aunt Jack's Special Lemonade.
WHAT A TWINK
Does anyone else think that this sounds like saying "pocket pissing?"
An Intercontinental plane was hijacked and flown into the Japanese Diet building less than 15 minutes ago!
Hostages onboard called from cellular phones moments before they died and said the men were darkly complected and had Middle Eastern accents, so it looks like an Islamic attack tied to 9/11!
Hey, a plane was hijacked and flown into the Japanese diet less than 15 minutes ago!
hostages onboard called from cellular phones and said the men were darkly complected and had Middle Eastern accents, so it looks like an Islamic attack tied to 9/11!
hey, keep it up.
:)
you're doing a smegtacular job
MAC OS X
trollaxores! quid agitis hodie!? cmdrtaco fornicit jonkatz ani.
hahahahah!
zu alles der trolls der Slashdot!
Wie allen im dem eumorer auf dem faggotz mit unser posten!
hahahahhah!
Hey a plane went down in the Baltic Sea, an Air Siberia plane en route from Israel to Russia (with love).
what kind of project is it? are you in a entry level position?
hahaha! wow!
what's everyone got to say about that where you work?
i stil managet to get my shit done, but i'm behind because i spent monday and tuesday blowing my ass out all over the place.
Rob Malda is an AKA for "Obr al Mad," a known homosexual Islamic extremeist.
Regard him with extreme caution... he believes that by promoting lies about Linux he will be greeted by 69 homosexual boys in heaven, each of which have been molested by Allah!
it's running well. i never installed Classic and I haven't felt an urge to go back...
I have three bitches about it--
1. my 3rd party USB burner is not supported. i expect it to be at some point, as it was in Mac OS 9.
2. the gui plays catchup. there's a slight delay between going over a menu title and having it drop down, or hitting a button and having the action begin.
3. graphics acceleration is not as fast as it could be.
None of those things are bad at all, and 10.1 is my primary OS.
the ibook itseld is small, light... DVD play is great.
anything else you wanna know?
it was terrible-- or at least the p0arts i read about it.
it just dragged waaay too much.
i thought that that was flikx's though...
OK
WHat do you people wanna see? Here's your options... I hae a few things written, which would you like to see?
1) a story about Emad's orgiastic party with Malda
2) a story about Cyan, a selfish, mentally unstable art-person who keeps a (public) private web journal
3) an update on why Kansas City is gay
Please reply to this with the number of your choice.
Had the winner of this contest been WIndows, it'd never be covered here.
This site is Linux-masturbatory.
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// to still post despite Slashdot 2.2's comment-length filters.
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anyone who's been around Slashfuck long enough knows one thing--
I am trollaxor, and I dont follow the rules.
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// This program allows users with very little to say
// to still post despite Slashdot 2.2's comment-length filters.
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// Enjoy!