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  1. Re:How about pen, papers and typewriters on IT's Love-Hate Relationship With Laptops · · Score: 1

    Because of security regulations and such at my work, I've gone back to a small note pad and my old Franklin planner. We have multiple levels of security in different areas and doing tech support in all of them just makes it much easier to leave the PDA at my desk.

  2. Re:Mod parent up on Holmes Comet Coma Grows Bigger Than The Sun · · Score: 1

    The closest thing to "nothing" we can manage on Earth...

    A user's comprehension?

  3. Re:Marginal utility, at best on Fighting Back Against Ghost Calls · · Score: 1

    If you are human, please press the number that begins this sequence: .1415926535897932...

    Wonder how long a human would listen to it?

  4. Re:Amazing on The Nuclear Power Renaissance · · Score: 1

    Dude, the whole point is to get rid of people! That way, Mother Guinan can live in peace with the cute rabbits and squirrels.

  5. Re:Plot Points Are Not Facts on Rowling Sues Harry Potter Lexicon · · Score: 1

    I thought she wrote the Sorcerer's Stone. Changing the title a bit won't allow you to publish it.

  6. Re:There is a way of finding out.. on First Use of RIPA to Demand Encryption Keys · · Score: 1

    but if she swims, she's a wicked witch and deserves to be punished.

    Or, she's a church.

  7. Re:Let me guess... on RIAA College Litigations Getting A Bumpy Ride · · Score: 1

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

  8. Re:Hey, Pelosi and Hoyer! on House Narrowly Avoids Having to Debate Impeachment of Cheney · · Score: 1

    Um...he didn't get a blow job?

  9. Re:Just look at the building on MIT Sues Frank Gehry Over Buggy $300M CS Building · · Score: 1

    If he wants to do art, why not just wrap islands with colored plastic or set up really big stones in a circle?

  10. Re:On the other side of the world.... on Smart Monitoring PC Hardware Launched By NVIDIA · · Score: 1

    Who's a tired cow?

    Beef on wheels?

  11. Re:Interesting - crashes? on Ultracapacitors Soon to Replace Many Batteries? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    * Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.
            * Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
            * Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
            * Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

    Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

            * Itching
            * Vertigo
            * Dizziness
            * Tingling in extremities
            * Loss of balance or coordination
            * Slurred speech
            * Temporary blindness
            * Profuse sweating
            * Heart palpitations

    If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

  12. Re:First of all... on Over-50s Invade the Social Networking Scene · · Score: 1

    Whew! I was born in '67. So glad I missed that Gen X label.

    'Boomers!

  13. Re:Snowcrash on New Robots Hunt Pirates by Sea · · Score: 1

    ...using a pile drive to crush a beer can.

    That would be so cool!

    Can it do a full can of peaches, next?

  14. Re:Not piracy on New Robots Hunt Pirates by Sea · · Score: 1

    What about a letter of Marquise?

  15. Re:I call BS on The Semantic Web Going Mainstream · · Score: 1

    Why not just have a large cube farm of women sitting there reading search engine requests, doing a look up of the information and then directing customer to information? They could wear glasses and have their hair in a bun, that only comes down when they're overwhelmed by desire for a games play, Star Trek watching geek?

  16. Re:Finally! on Aussie Claims Copper Broadband now 200x Faster · · Score: 1

    Touchéy.

    Just finished up wiring our new house with 14/2, 14/4, and Cat6. Am glad I have a chance to do this with sheet rock off.

  17. Re:Finally! on Aussie Claims Copper Broadband now 200x Faster · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dude, lamp cord; it's really cheap!

  18. Re:the media is lazy on Greenpeace Admits Targeting Apple Grabs Headlines · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak is bad for the environment?!!!

  19. Re:Hardly... on Apple's Missed Opportunity With Leopard Delay · · Score: 1

    Looking at how VM is evolving, I figure that OS's will become something similar to windows managers in Linux. You'll run the OS you prefer and run what ever apps you need, regardless of what OS they were written for.

  20. D'oh! Purchased Gigabit equipment too soon on Wireless Video Transfers 100X Faster Than WiFi · · Score: 1

    Man, I totally blew it, setting up the house networking equipment in house we're building (ordered Apple WAP and Netgear Gig switch; ran Cat6 cable to main rooms). I might end up losing a geek ranking if this gets out on the web.

  21. Re:Market Hold Consolidation? on Standard Web Fonts 'Updated' In Vista · · Score: 1

    Garamond rocks!

  22. MicroSoft can have my brains... on Microsoft Wants To Read Your Brain · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...when they pry them from my cold, dead fingers!

  23. Re:Makes me wonder on iPhone, iPod Touch 1.1.1 Firmwares Jailbroken · · Score: 1

    That's always been the appeal of the Mac. When I was trying to decide what computer to buy, back in '89, I was debating MCA vs. EISA, when I sat down at a friend's Mac. Was totally blown away, at how well it just made sense. I've had pda's and phones since Newton 120 but after playing with an iPhone (for almost an hour, posting to my LJ and such), I was flashing back to my first Mac experience. Yeah, it's missing features, is less customizable, more expensive, etc., just like the original 128K Mac, but it's done so well, it really shows how phones have been changed.

  24. Re:Makes me wonder on iPhone, iPod Touch 1.1.1 Firmwares Jailbroken · · Score: 5, Funny

    iPhone is really pretty?

  25. Re:Cannot define space even on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 1

    Smart people is teh dumb!