User: ratsouffle

"and, bizarrely, your printer."

On: HP Announces a Watch That Unifies WebOS Devices

Not bizarre. It's HP, after all. HP want to unify your printer with everything. "Just ordered some Internet Ham on my Palm, and I'm printing it out of my HP all-in one over Bluetooth. I could scan it back in and fax it to someone else, but that would be Ham Piracy."

In other news...

On: Online-Only Currency BitCoin Reaches Dollar Parity

The Flainian Pobble Bead is still at parity with itself. 1 Flainian Pobble Bead = 1 Flainian Pobble Bead.

The first tasteless joke I've already heard

On: Ted Stevens and Sean O'Keefe In Plane Crash

"Y'know, I think he passed through a series of tubes, avionics, hydraulics, fuselage, etc."

Re:How is this new?

On: Buried By The Brigade At Digg

I guess the problem with meta-moderation is that eventually you need meta-meta-moderation.

Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line?

On: Some LA Coffee Shops Are Taking Wi-Fi Off the Menu

Espresso, but FAST!

Re:What does AOL even do?

On: Is AOL Finally Crashing and Burning?

I think the issue here is that AOL are essentially in the same market segment as ZOMBO.COM, which does everything AOL does, better.