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Some LA Coffee Shops Are Taking Wi-Fi Off the Menu

As New York is putting Wi-Fi on wheels, reader Hugh Pickens notes a counter trend in Los Angeles coffee shops. (We remarked on a similar backlash in Seattle in 2005.) "Coffee shops were the retail pioneers of Wi-Fi, but Jessica Guynn reports in the LA Times that now some owners are pulling the plug after finding that Wi-Fi freeloaders who camp out all day nursing a single cup of coffee are a drain on the bottom line. Other owners strive to preserve a friendly vibe and keep their establishments from turning into 'Matrix'-like zombie shacks where people type and don't talk. 'There is now a market niche for not having Wi-Fi,' says Bryant Simon. After Dan and Nathalie Drozdenko turned off the Wi-Fi at their Los Angeles cafe, the complaints poured in, but so did the compliments: Lots of customers appreciated a wireless cup of joe at the Downbeat Cafe, a popular lunch spot in Echo Park. 'People come here because we don't offer it. They know they can get their work done and not get distracted.'"

312 comments

  1. "Get their work done and not get distracted" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, like that "novel" they've been "working on."

    1. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by TheLink · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.heraldscotland.com/how-jk-rowling-has-us-spellbound-1.852126

      "The setting where Rowling penned the last of the Harry Potter series is a far cry from the Edinburgh cafes - The Elephant House and Nicholson's coffee shop - where she famously began the first of them 10 years ago as a single mother living on benefits. Then, she struggled to find an agent and was turned down by eight publishers. A decade later, she has been credited with transforming the publishing world and changing our definition of what a children's novel can be."

      Many people may not think much of her work, but since she's a billionaire I guess there must be people who like her stuff :).

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    2. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by mark72005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, children are pretty much the world's biggest market.

    3. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      Yes, children are pretty much the world's biggest market.

      Only because there's such a supply.

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    4. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its a screenplay, not a novel.

    5. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by davester666 · · Score: 1

      We don't put as much effort into keeping them alive when they get older.

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    6. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      Yes, children are pretty much the world's biggest market.

      Only because there's such a supply.

      ... and it only requires unskilled labor to produce more.

    7. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      Yes, children are pretty much the world's biggest market.

      Only because there's such a supply.

      ... and it only requires unskilled labor to produce more.

      Tell that to my obstetrician.

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    8. Re:"Get their work done and not get distracted" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even though the last 5 (maybe even #2) HP books are NOT for children (at least below secondary level or so) - too "dark". I guess the kids could "grow into" them.

  2. right over their heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    'People come here because we don't offer it. They know they can get their work done and not get distracted.'

    This is something that I suspect will be lost on about 95% of the slashdot-reading population -- net access isn't necessarily critical to everyone's ability to do their work.

    1. Re:right over their heads by icebraining · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can understand not requiring internet access to work, but then internet access should be irrelevant. It's only prejudicial if you suffer from ADHD and can't stop refreshing your Facebook status if you do have net access.

      Personally, if I don't need net, I just don't use it, I don't have to physically restrain myself from it.

    2. Re:right over their heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Who the hell goes to a noisy distraction filled coffee shop to "work"? I mean seriously.

      I also find it funny that they want and expect people to hang out and work for hours on end but then get mad when people do it. You can't have it both ways idiots.

    3. Re:right over their heads by Darkinspiration · · Score: 1

      Yah!, Well if they aren't in a vpn tunnel thay are not doing any work if they know what's good for them. And don't leave your files on your laptop you security disaster in the making you...

    4. Re:right over their heads by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you've ever worked from home in a small city apartment, a coffee shop can seem like a very pleasant place to work. You are right, though... not for the easily distracted.

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    5. Re:right over their heads by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Not everyone works for the Pentagon. If someone intercepted my ftp uploads, they wouldn't know or care what the heck it was. No financial data, no personal data, just reams of oscilloscope data and such.

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    6. Re:right over their heads by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If you've ever worked from home in a small city apartment, a coffee shop can seem like a very pleasant place to work. You are right, though... not for the easily distracted."

      Hmm...why go to a coffee shop, when you can go to a fun bar?!? There's a couple around here with free wi-fi, and free fax machine access advertised for those wanting to 'make their office here'....

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    7. Re:right over their heads by b0bby · · Score: 1

      If someone intercepted my ftp uploads, they wouldn't know or care what the heck it was.

      But they might be happy to use your ftp server as a warez repository or something...

    8. Re:right over their heads by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      yep.. gotta agree there.. I'm a recently unemployed network tech, and I spend quite a bit of time at my local Starbucks.. Since I have an OpenVPN and a Squid proxy set up on my home network, I figure I'm pretty secure from the "sniffers".. As for local storage, I use Ubuntu 10.04 with a Truecrypt volume on an SDCard...

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    9. Re:right over their heads by mlts · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't work for the military, it is good to always keep basic security. On a lot of Wi-Fi hotspots, I'd seriously consider using a VPN like StrongVPN. This not just protects you against spoofers, but also keeps geo-locating trackers off of your location.

    10. Re:right over their heads by VortexCortex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      'People come here because we don't offer it. They know they can get their work done and not get distracted.'

      This is something that I suspect will be lost on about 95% of the slashdot-reading population -- net access isn't necessarily critical to everyone's ability to do their work.

      Some people don't need the coffee shop's wireless Internet because they bring their own Internet connection.
      Unless they start jamming cellular signals I could care less about their wireless offerings.

      It's time to face the facts: Soon the Internet will be accessible everywhere, all the time.
      Enjoy your semi-Internet-free zones while you can.

    11. Re:right over their heads by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      net access isn't necessarily critical to everyone's ability to do their work.

      And if it is required to do you job, you've probably already paid a premium for a service of some sort that doesn't rely on the kindness of shop owners/strangers.

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    12. Re:right over their heads by eggnoglatte · · Score: 1

      Depends. If the girls at the neighboring table are giggling over a youtube video, or the tourist/exchange student on the next table is on an hour long skype chat with his family back home, those are distractions, too.

    13. Re:right over their heads by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I suppose... I think I'd notice that fairly quickly, though. It actually happened to my Dad, and when he deleted all the files the cracker actually had the nerve to send him an angry email!

      To be truthful, most of my work is in fact done through a VPN - but I have ftp'd a thing or two in a completely unsafe fashion, fairly certain that no one in the vicinity was a master Russian cracker, and pretty sure that even if they were, my whopping 6GB ftp site wouldn't interest them much :)

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  3. Coffee culture by Tisha_AH · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have not been too keen to spend my day hanging out in the coffee shop just to browse the internet. It always has seemed like an odd fit to me, similar to fishing and collating.

    Now if they had someone playing light jazz and maybe a collection of weird art books that would be really cool.

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    1. Re:Coffee culture by happy_place · · Score: 1

      It's a combination of addictive activities and addictive substances. Internet. Coffee. It's like a perfect storm.

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    2. Re:Coffee culture by camperdave · · Score: 0

      similar to fishing and collating.

      You don't sort your fish? You barbarian!

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    3. Re:Coffee culture by StikyPad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, coffee's super addictive. I remember when I was homeless, I used to scrape together any change I could find just to get my next java fix. When things were really bad, I'd break into coffee bars and steal bags of their strongest brew. Fortunately, unlike heroin, the price of a cup of coffee is only loosely tied to its strength. A strong cup of sludge may not taste as good, but honestly, that's like complaining that your china white is too clumpy.

    4. Re:Coffee culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would anyone surf the net at a coffee shop anyways, it's just impolite to spank your monkey in public

    5. Re:Coffee culture by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 2, Funny

      You joke, but the one time that an office I work in has ever been broken in to, the only thing that was stolen was the coffee. All the expensive computers, monitors and printers were untouched.

    6. Re:Coffee culture by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I don't drink coffee, and I've always been at a loss about what the attraction to cafes is. It just seems a bit silly to spend a ton of money to sit at a tiny table and chat with friends when you can chat with them for free anywhere. And if someone does like coffee why not get it to go instead of hanging around all the oddballs and yuppies?

    7. Re:Coffee culture by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It is addictive. people even have withdrawals. Is it like Heroin? no. But that doesn't mean it's not addictive.

      Stop with the binary thinking.

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    8. Re:Coffee culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of binary thinking, settle a bet for me: My friend says you're incapable of perceiving humor without special "punctuation," but I think you're just being an asshat. Who's right?

  4. ".. and not get distracted." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Piff, noobs just can't handle the power of wireless freedom.

    1. Re:".. and not get distracted." by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They have wifi at Felber's, a neighborhood redneck bar in the ghetto (Springfield is wierd), and I take my netbook there all the time. Talk about distraction, drunk construction workers can get pretty loud. But the biggest distraction is people seeing me use the computer. "You can get on the internet with that? How do you do it? Do you have to have internet at home? That's the smallest computer I ever saw. What did you pay for that? Hey, can you get pictures of naked women?"

      This isn't much of a coffee-shop town, especially my neighborhood. TFS looked like the coffee shop owners said the computers were distracting... I don't see how unless they're not using headphones and have the volume turned all the way up on youtube.

    2. Re:".. and not get distracted." by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

      What about "Computers can do that?"

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  5. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Informative

    Less of a problem. Bandwidth is cheap. Non-paying customers take up valuable table-space.

  6. Terminology error? by jez9999 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lots of customers appreciated a wireless cup of joe at the Downbeat Cafe, a popular lunch spot in Echo Park. 'People come here because we don't offer it. They know they can get their work done and not get distracted.'"

    It was wireless before. Do you mean 'connectionless' or something? :-)

    1. Re:Terminology error? by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can always choose to not be connected, being wifi there or not. The main problem is people staying hours there during peak hours buying only a coffee, so reading a book, working offline or browsing online is more or less the same. You have to decide if you want to have the customers there for more time (having wifi available would be the same to let them pick books or the newspaper and read them while there), or a fast rotation of them. If you get usually full without having a lot of long staying customers then the second option could be the best one.

    2. Re:Terminology error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "wireless cup of joe" don't you understand? I'm glad they stopped putting wires in the coffee, they were really distracting.

    3. Re:Terminology error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no no, the issue at hand is the wireless coffee. Several mainstream cafes serve wires in the coffee, and this coffee shop caters to the niche that "appreciates a wireless cup of joe..."

  7. Still camping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "get work done and not get distracted"? Sounds like they are still the ones considered by the cafe owners to "camp all day nursing a single cup of coffee".

  8. They just need to treat it like it's a privilege by MikeRT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WiFi at these places is a privilege, not a right. You don't get to just buy a $2 drink, take over a table and hog it for hours during the busier part of the day. These cafes should have made it clear that if you want to stay during the busier time, that's fine and welcome, but you WILL be buying food and/or a steady supply of coffee.

    It'd be painful in the short term because they'd have to tell some of these entitled hoity-toities that it is a privilege, not an entitlement and if they want to complain they can just GTFO.

  9. interesting flip by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Indie coffee shops used to have free wifi as a differentiator, while Starbucks charged. Now Starbucks has free wifi, so they're going to no/limited wifi as their differentiator. I guess it doesn't matter how it's different, so long as they just do something different.

    1. Re:interesting flip by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      If they want to do something different, why don't they try making their coffee reasonably priced?

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    2. Re:interesting flip by Mean+Variance · · Score: 1

      I've never understood the slam on Starbucks about their coffee being expensive. Where I live (California), the prices for coffee are:

      • small/tall: $1.50
      • med/grande: $1.85
      • lg/venti: $2.00

      What price should the coffee be? As a daily coffee drinker, I go back and forth whether it makes more sense for me to spend $2 a day at Starbucks or a similar place (all the prices are about the same), or spend $10-12 plus $1.50 for pint of cream and brew at home which lasts about a week.

      I don't buy lattes or mochas that often, and that isn't coffee; it's a specialty drink. I think they run in the low to mid $3 range as it requires a paid employee to make it for me. Again, what should it cost?

    3. Re:interesting flip by Raenex · · Score: 1

      What price should the coffee be? As a daily coffee drinker, I go back and forth whether it makes more sense for me to spend $2 a day at Starbucks or a similar place (all the prices are about the same), or spend $10-12 plus $1.50 for pint of cream and brew at home which lasts about a week.

      I think the price should be whatever the market will bear. However, based on home brewing prices, it costs less than $4 for a can of coffee, which amounts to 30 18 ounce servings. That's $60 vs $4. I don't know what kind of coffee you buy that costs $10-$12 a week, but it sounds like a bunch of overpriced bullshit.

    4. Re:interesting flip by Duradin · · Score: 1

      The best beans are freshly roasted and they have a fairly short shelf life (not for going bad but for going stale) and a regular drinker could easily go through 12 oz of beans a week. That can be $10+ a week.

    5. Re:interesting flip by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      You think a $1.50 is reasonable for coffee? Really?

      I bet you think $1.50 is reasonable for a fountain drink at Taco Bell, too.

      Both those maybe $0.20 to make. Yes even with fancy fresh beans.

      Of course, at Taco Bell, buying the drink is incidental to the food, and, hell, usually thrown in for free with a 'meal'.

      With coffee places, you walk in and actually spend that much money straight up.

      Granted, they can't charge lower prices and actually afford their staff...but that doesn't fix the problem. The problem is that operating a building and staffing it to just sell people coffee is a pretty goofy business model, and only actually ever worked because of a 'hang out in coffee shop, buying weird concoctions of coffee' fad that's slowly dying out. (As Raenex said below, they certainly should charge whatever the market will bear...but the market is not quite the same mid-90s market it used to be.)

      Hopefully, most of those places will be able to throw a small grill in there or something and make it a 'cafe'.

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    6. Re:interesting flip by Mean+Variance · · Score: 1

      Yes, knowing that rent, people, and insurance aren't cheap, I think $1.50 is reasonable. I'm not sure what goes into your calculation that the coffee costs 20 cents. I don't even think straight coffee orders keeps Starbucks thriving. It's probably the specialty drinks and the food.

      I can do it at home for less, but not $.20/cup cheap. The problem with coffee is it has a limited shelf life. A good brewer or brewing method takes money and time to prepare also. I don't like to compare to soda as I can buy it on sale and store it for weeks or months without degradation.

      However, my frame of reference is what I pay for a decent cup of coffee dispensed on demand at a retail store. Those prices from Starbucks are reasonable. I pay more at local places like Coffee Society (Cupertino, CA) or Orchard Valley (Campbell, CA). Granted, it's slightly better coffee. Peet's is about the same in price and quality, IMO.

    7. Re:interesting flip by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what goes into your calculation that the coffee costs 20 cents.

      Because it's just coffee beans, run through a machine. (Yes, yes, more complicated coffee costs more, but we're talking about the cheap stuff.)

      I think you misunderstood me. I wasn't having some moral objection to the cost. I understand the cost. It's just a dumb business model.

      I mean, I could open a business selling twist ties. (Those little things people use to hold together the end of bread and stuff. Apparently, some other places call them different things.)

      And, to stay in business, I'd probably have to charge $5 each for them. Not trying to rip people off, just to pay the staff and rent. This is probably not a good business plan.

      I'm not begrudging coffee places the fact they need to make money, I'm just saying that the entire concept of 'a store that sells a category of drinks' is a bit iffy, and simply existed due to a fad. (Bars are the same concept, except that people have been getting together and drinking alcohol for thousands of years.)

      Fast food places manage to stay in business because they aren't that much more expensive than making the food yourself, and a hell of a lot more work. In terms of absolute markup of the food vs. what you would pay yourself to make it, you're probably paying 2 times as much there, and saving yourself several minutes of cooking.

      Well, coffee is actually pretty easy to make. And is market up a lot more than

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  10. Old Problem, Old Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everywhere else in the world they have temporary tokens (Usually just a card with a number or they just tell you a number) which lasts for a certain period of time until expiring, you get one per purchase or whatever. This shit isn't hard.

    1. Re:Old Problem, Old Solution by ciderbrew · · Score: 5, Funny

      This shit isn't hard.

      Drink less coffee.

      I'm almost sorry for that one. Almost...

  11. You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by cualexander · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cutting off wireless access is pretty pointless. The better solution is to give 2 free hours and then give a code when you buy something else that gives you another 2. That at least keeps the freeloaders at bay. Caribou does something similar to this already. You aren't going to keep people from sitting there and surfing the internet though just by cutting off wi-fi. I like to take my iPad to coffee shops and read the news and it's tethered to my phone so I still have free internet regardless. I think had you done this in the early 2000s yeah, you would have stopped people from turning your coffee shop into an internet cafe, but in 2010, it's a little late.

    1. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can't(legally) stop 3g without an expensive retrofit(the FCC can nail you if you are jamming, they can't stop you from building walls with horrible RF propagation characteristics); but I suspect that the numbers are still such that cutting off the wifi makes a major difference.

      At least it the US, smartphones with internet access aren't at all uncommon; but(in part because of their increasing endurability as access devices) tethering them is less common, and dedicated WWAN cards for laptops seem to be largely a business thing. You should be able to cut the number of internet-connected laptops by at least 50%, maybe more like 75%, by cutting off the wifi.

      Once you shift the numbers like that, the percieved social pressure on the remainder to either eat up or get out is presumably greater.

    2. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Eraesr · · Score: 1

      Seems like a sensible solution. I was thinking the same kind of thing.
      2 hours may seem a little long IMO. Buy a cup of coffee, get 30 mins of free WiFi. Should be enough to get your coffee downed.

    3. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Tordre · · Score: 1

      better yet print the code on the cup or the cardboard hand protector things.

    4. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by houghi · · Score: 1

      2 hours? I would have thought something like 30 minutes per consumption. Also I would say it is needed to ask up front. Still free.

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    5. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      I doubt that it's necessary. WiFi freeloaders are in the coffee shop because that's where the WiFi is. If you're using 3G in a coffee shop then chances are you're there for the coffee.

    6. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      People come here because we don't offer it.

      This person has a great future in marketing.

      Can you imagine people going somewhere because there's no WiFi?

      "I go to Stimbucks for my coffee because they don't have WiFi or napkins or little stirrer sticks. I find the atmosphere is more friendsly because of what they don't have".

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    7. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by AmazinglySmooth · · Score: 1

      I think this is totally fair, but I hate coffee. Can I buy something else that is over priced?

    8. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      If you're with a date and want to have a couple of coffees and TALK with your date, 30 minutes should NOT be enough. One hour or 1.5 hrs should be, though.

    9. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Threni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Makes sense to me. Some pubs in the UK have no music. Makes a nice change to be able to hear the people you're talking to, and not have to shout over the `atmosphere` induced by piping in crap pop/rock music. Ditto for tv (especially sports tv).

    10. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Nevynxxx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you are with your date *turn you WiFi off*...

    11. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You could always go somewhere else where you want what they're selling.

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    12. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      If you can afford an iPad and a tethering phone, you probably aren't the problem demographic.

    13. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      There is cheap paint available that will stop RF signals...

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    14. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      If you're on a date, perhaps you should pay attention to the date instead of your laptop?

      Or, conversely, be willing to spend money buying more than one drink.

      Of course, freeloaders don't magically become okay because they're on a date.

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    15. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had this when i was last in Bali. Every order came with a small ticket that had a number on it. Start your brower, type in the number, and you had an extra .5hr added to your time allotment.
      It worked great... and at least among the people i saw... kept them buying drinks/food.

    16. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by mellon · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Depends on the city. In LA, possibly true. In New York, people go to coffee shops because they live in tiny apartments, and want to be somewhere a little less tiny, or want to get away from their roommates, or their parents. Or, as was the case for me one really crappy month, their live-in girlfriend with whom they have broken up hasn't yet acquired a new apartment, and wants them out of the apartment because she can't sleep. Life is tough, and coffee shops open earlier than libraries.

    17. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not paying $2 for ten cents worth of drip coffee and leaving a $1 tip for 15 seconds of labor just so I can "down" coffee. I pay that price for a place to sit, whether it is for socializing, doing homework, or being on the computer for my day job.

    18. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      "Ditto for tv (especially sports tv)."

      I've noticed that every Weatherspoons seems to have a TV now. They're the only pubs that I'm aware of that ever made No Music/No TV a thing. Fortunately most of them still don't play music, but I have an odd feeling that has more to do with them not wanting to pay PRS fees than wanting to make a place where people can talk.

      If there is a pub in London left that still doesn't have a TV I'd love to find it.

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    19. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a date, why would you be worried about using your laptop?

    20. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Threni · · Score: 1

      I like Wetherspoons (and I'm in London) but that's cos I like ales, and they're cheap. PRS fees aren't that high - if it brought crowds in, they'd pay it and profit from it. There's a market for quiet pubs (with no TVs). They're out there, but I guess more people want to drink chilled fizzy shit lager and watch football or listen to autotuned bollocks.

    21. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by ebuck · · Score: 1

      The crowd that needs to camp out in your coffee shop for free WiFi probably doesn't opt to pay their phone provider for internet to their Laptop access.

    22. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      It looks great on glass, too.

    23. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a 50% tip for making up a cup of coffee? I've never tipped 50% even for table service with real food. You don't tip the people at the counter, even if they have a big ol' bucket with TIPS written on it. Those guys behind the counter get paid a real wage. I reluctantly tip waiters, but only because I know the government lets their bosses screw them over by considering tips part of their wages for minimum wage purposes.

    24. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      If you are with your date *turn you WiFi off*...

      Oh, come on. He's talking about a geek date. They're actually IMing across the table and not making eye contact. He needs the wifi.

      I mean, haven't you ever seen two teens sitting next to one another, but apparently only texting and not talking? It boggles the mind.

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    25. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      They're probably leeching off their neighbors wireless at home though.

    26. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it depends on the state, whether there is a serving wage or just a minimum wage.

      Here is how I currently figure it.
      If someone delivers food to my house...
      If someone brings food to my table AND cleans my table...
      If I'm part of a large group...
      If I make a complicated order...
      Perhaps if I make a days-in-advance order... ...leave a tip.

      But, I haven't had a chance to enact all those yet, but I figure those things are my current opinion. But my state has no serving wage, just a minimum wage.

    27. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by roman_mir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2 Free hours so that you can sit there occupying a table for 2 hours on 1 cup of coffee? :) OK, let's see how that business survives THAT. 15 minutes is more than enough for a single purchase.

    28. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      If you go into a coffee shop that has music, you don't have a choice but hear it. If you go into a shop that has WiFi, if you don't use it, why should it bother you? If there's a TV blasting a game, you have no choice but to hear it. A WiFi router doesn't make any noise.

      One is silent, one can be a nuisance. How can a silent WiFi router be a nuisance?

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    29. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by kobatan · · Score: 1

      If there is a pub in London left that still doesn't have a TV I'd love to find it.

      http://www.thepeasant.co.uk/ ... some reasonable beers too.

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    30. Re:You can stop wi-fi, but you can't stop 3G by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      How about 15 minutes? How long does it take to drink your coffee and get out again anyway?

  12. Odd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is surfing the internet different from 'just getting work done', as far as shop atmosphere is concerned?

    1. Re:Odd... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Apparently because you're not typing on the computer like a zombie and are talking with other people. Wait, people that are working the next great American novel are probably not talking a lot either.

  13. I can only agree... by geogob · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Going to a coffee shop to find every place being used all evening by single persons with their laptop and a cup of coffee (that's most likely cold by then) is really frustrating. It's probably even more frustrating to the owner who sees is investment monopolized by clients that bring only little income to the place.

    But I think the summary went totally off track by associating wireless network access in coffee shops with global city-wide wireless network access. Once you have global wireless networks, the need for local public networks is obviously much reduced. Furthermore, having a global city-wide network may even limit the problem forcing coffee shops to removed their local wireless network. On the other hand, it may then affect establishments the willingly refused to have wireless network access. In the end, it's really difficult to state that one is a counter-trend to the other.

    1. Re:I can only agree... by aeroelastic · · Score: 1

      Going to a coffee shop to find every place being used all evening by single persons with their laptop and a cup of coffee (that's most likely cold by then) is really frustrating. It's probably even more frustrating to the owner who sees is investment monopolized by clients that bring only little income to the place.

      Simple solution: Just sit down at an empty chair anyway. The most you'll get is some dirty looks. It's not like Mr. Artist is going to do anything about it.

      Alternate solution: Talk to the owner. Most small coffee shops are very protective of paying customers, and will work with you to find a free table.

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  14. Wirelessless by 6031769 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think they mean "wirelessless". Note wirelessless != wired.

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    1. Re:Wirelessless by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Because I know many people will start speculating without bothering to click a link, that flub appeared in the original submission, and is not hypercorrection by the editor.

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    2. Re:Wirelessless by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be a state of wirelesslessness?

    3. Re:Wirelessless by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure wirelessless == wired, that's the way we avoid *lessless words. What they mean is wireless connectionless or wireless Internetless; or just connectionless or Internetless.

      i hope this goes by wooshless.

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    4. Re:Wirelessless by Nick+Number · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be a state of wirelesslessness?

      If you experience it while on break from a Cincinnati radio station then you are probably wirelesslessnessman.

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  15. I can see some advantages to this by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm sorry boss, how was I supposed to know you'd sent me the big file by email to work on during lunch? The coffee shop didn't have WIFI so I couldn't connect and see my email!"

    1. Re:I can see some advantages to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm sorry boss, how was I supposed to know you'd sent me the big file by email to work on during lunch? The coffee shop didn't have WIFI so I couldn't connect and see my email!"

      Blackberry, iphone, android, carrier pigeon, etc.

    2. Re:I can see some advantages to this by Exitar · · Score: 1

      That's really a good reason to choose a coffee shop without wi-fi: being able to have lunch without being forced to work during it.
      They could even put a sign on the door "No workaholics".

    3. Re:I can see some advantages to this by Kabuthunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If my boss tried to ask me why I didn't do the work he emailed to me while I was on lunch, I'd reply "Because I was on fucking lunch!"

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    4. Re:I can see some advantages to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my boss tried to ask me why I didn't do the work he emailed to me while I was on lunch, I'd reply "Because I was on fucking lunch!"

      Overheard at the local unemployment office.

  16. Why not allocate credits? by DrXym · · Score: 4, Informative

    When a customer buys a coffee their receipt should contain a unique PIN which is good for X amount of minutes from the time of purchase. The customer would have to enter the PIN to get through the firewall. Seems like a no brainer solution, one which discourages freeloaders and still allows coffee shops (or anywhere else) to offer wifi.

    1. Re:Why not allocate credits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen this in Europe. It works really well, and the Europeans are famous for hanging out all day.

    2. Re:Why not allocate credits? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I think we need to teach good consumerism. I think a big part of our financial mess we are in is that we have become horrible consumers. Yes it is easy to vilify the eViL corporations for tightening its belts and offering its customers less services for more money, all for the greedy bottom line. However it is also the case that we as consumers take and often abuse any extra free service we get. And no this consumer training isn't about being shills for companies to make more money off you. It will need to be more balanced, teaching people on how to find products that meet their needs at a reasonable price. How to avoid scams, and just following trends without doing any research into it first. But also to know when you get those extras from a company to value them and make sure it is worth their while. If they offer Free Wi-Fi make sure while you are using it that you have purchased something and if you are done get something else that you want or leave the store so someone else can come in, also if you are there don't try to bog down the traffic, use it as it was intended to be for, light browsing.

      No all companies are pure evil... Yes they want to make money, but they want the customer to enjoy their service, and if they can do something a little extra then their competitor they will. However if you start abusing that little extra and it cuts into their bottom line then it will go away, and ruin it for everyone.

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    3. Re:Why not allocate credits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Charge for the wifi instead, and give credits to customers. Then the wifi brings in revenue, and as long as the customer is in the store, the owner is getting paid (either in sales of product or of internet).

    4. Re:Why not allocate credits? by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 1

      Actually, charging for the WiFi isn't a very good idea, because your clientele will relocate to another nearby coffee shop that does offer free wireless.

  17. Internet booths? by mister_dave · · Score: 1

    MacDonalds (uk) seem to have a good compromise. They have coin operated terminals, one per restaurant.

    1. Re:Internet booths? by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Here in holland most Mac's (or should i say Mickey D's?) have free wifi, and i hardly ever see loitering metrosexuals with their macbooks taking up tables with their small milkshake..

      I think it is mostly an atmosphere thing, if i stop by to get a burger for lunch, i find it nice to take my ipod touch and just surf the news a bit while eating (didnt have a propper smartphone then), but i sure as hell wont spend more time there then i need to down my meal. The thought alone of actually doing work in that screaming kiddy infested, headache inducingly colored hell hole make me cringe..

      Solution for coffeeshop owners, set up a ball-pit in the store, drop a few kids in there..

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    2. Re:Internet booths? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      A lot of MacDonalds here (US) have free wifi; it's up to the individual restaraunt's owner I would guess.

    3. Re:Internet booths? by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      Most McDonalds in the UK have free WiFi provided by The Cloud. They used to have terminals, but I haven't seen one in years.

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  18. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder why they just don't put some custom software in the router to block a specific MAC after X amount of time? Give people their cake and eat it too so to speak...

  19. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by rotide · · Score: 5, Informative

    Entirely agree. They should lock the wifi and your receipt comes with a code for a free 30/60 minute wifi key. They do this at the local Burger Kings in my area. Wifi is free, but you have to purchase food to get a limited amount of time to use it. The problem here is the trading/asking for receipts. I guess the local Burger King does this right too, they only print the code on the receipt if you _ask_ for it. It's sort of like asking for no pickles on your sandwich, there is no charge or deduction, just a note that you want no pickles.

  20. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Bandwidth is cheap

    For now... :)

  21. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by TobascoKid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    " you WILL be buying food and/or a steady supply of coffee."

    They need to make it easier to keep buying coffee and food. At the moment, people have generally 3 choices when it comes to buying more:

    1) Leave your stuff (including laptop) at seat while you get more coffee (and risk theft)
    2) "Decamp" then buy more stuff (and risk losing your seat)
    3) make a cup last as long as possible to avoid options 1 & 2

    Basically, if coffee shops want to make more money from the WiFi hogs then they should look into something like table service, at least for people who have already been to the counter once. It gives people an easy way to spend money and the "nagging" effect of somebody asking if the hog wants to order more will make most of them either pay up or move on. It shouldn't be that much of an extra burden on staff as you need to have people going around and cleaning up tables anyway.

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  22. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by hedwards · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they require you to purchase food for a limited amount of time, then it's not free. That's subsidized or possibly included in the purchase price.

  23. It's no longer trendy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So being 'connected' is no longer trendy. Yay. There is a certain segment of society (IT workers, mgt., etc.) that truly needs to be connected all the time to make their lives easier. That's a very small percentage. What I want to know is, what will the trend-followers jump on to next? Whatever it is, there's money to be made.

    1. Re:It's no longer trendy by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is, what will the trend-followers jump on to next

      Well, that thing is having a small niche of people enjoying it right now privately. The moment it become "popular" and "trendy", it will kill its originating core-base.

      By the time it's general public, its soul will be dead.

      I guess you should ask 14-15yo's right now what's hot and cool to know as we've pushed through our generation and hypothecated on it, we grew older and made (or found ways to justify) our jobs with it for what we thought was cool and innovating and all in their niche has preached it as the next best thing because we believed it was and taught it was while all envisioned a world where it could be.

      It's why we're here without a renewing populus, reliving our own tech-nostalgia. Ever wondered why "hardcore nerds" are *STILL* talking about starwars? It's yought-nostalgia and with slashdot and all we unite, justify it and keep the "image alive", but we'll die out and the legacy we're leaving behind us with the interest to understand and maintain the "pragmatic thinking in coding" or preaching in the industry we've pushed forth and discussed about in a self-serving sense of importance and creation of an industry we all feel good with because we can "thinking with computers and get paid for it".

      So, while making the extrapolation and combing the enthousiastic talks of my cousins, the future will be about vampires and law-enforcement with cool forensics skills.

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    2. Re:It's no longer trendy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i bet your resume is 12 pages long.

    3. Re:It's no longer trendy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the future will be about vampires and law-enforcement with cool forensics skills

      Dude, you scary.

    4. Re:It's no longer trendy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to konw what's hip and trendy? Ask kevin rose! He's an awesome, hip, trendster who'd kindly tell you what's cool...digg em!

  24. Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by wickerprints · · Score: 5, Funny

    The greater Los Angeles area is huge. If you looked up "urban sprawl" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of LA. Consequently, services like WiFi and GSM/CDMA are not as heavily concentrated as they are in cities like San Francisco or New York, where the population density is higher. In general, I find the idea of being able to drive around the city and expect to find open access points to be laughable. So where does that leave those annoying Hollywood hipsters and aspiring screenwriters? They can't be "discovered" if they stay at home, but they can't write their next big screenplay if they go out. That's why you see them crowding around the Starbucks and Coffee Beans plaguing nearly every street corner, trying to strike some self-imagined balance of trendiness and importance.

    If more shops shut down their WiFi, that would further concentrate these pretentious jerks in those shops that still offer a connection. Maybe that's not such a bad thing--you'd know which places to avoid. There's nothing wrong with spending a half hour in your local coffee shop having a drink and a snack while checking up on news or whatever floats your online boat. But really, who has nothing better to do with their day than to spend all of it huddled over their laptop, browsing the web, in a noisy and crowded coffee shop? I see students use coffee shops like it was an annex to their dorm room--wearing pajamas, headphones on, textbooks sprawled everywhere. That's just beyond sad.

    1. Re:Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I see students use coffee shops like it was an annex to their dorm room--wearing pajamas, headphones on, textbooks sprawled everywhere. That's just beyond sad.

      A tad judgmental, are we?

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    2. Re:Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The greater Los Angeles area is huge. If you looked up "urban sprawl" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of LA.

      Oddly the wikipedia page has Toronto, Jordan Landing in Utah, Chicago, Melbourne, Morrisville in North Carolina, but no LA pictures.

      And none of the online dictionaries I checked had any pictures at all.

      Somebody should get to editing.

    3. Re:Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      San Francisco, where the population density is higher.

      There are areas of LA that are larger than SF and have a higher population density. So eat shit and die, elitist dick-face.

    4. Re:Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by DavidTC · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, that was only a tad judgmental. It really needed to be a lot more judgmental to reach the correct amount.

      Seriously, people, it is not acceptable to wander around in public dressed in sleepwear. Your dorm common room, fine, a business, no.

      No, it's not an issue of how 'modest' it is, and the joke here is I'm one of the most informal persons I know...I barely own any shirts with buttons on them, and I spend my entire life in a t-shirt plus shorts or blue jeans. But just because an outfit is 'legal' doesn't make it reasonable clothing. If you want to start some new trend, or you're trying to change the types of clothing people think is okay via sheer force of will...whatever, I'm not the clothes polices, and styles change. Perhaps some day in the future we will all wear pajama-style pants.

      But failing to put real clothes on is not a 'trend'. And it isn't being 'non-conformist', which I'm sure some people will claim. It's just being a lazy ass. You want to be non-conformist or something, show up in a skirt or with a giant Mayan headdress, don't try to pass laziness off as it.

      Likewise, it is not acceptable to just plop yourself down and take over entire areas with books and stuff, unless you're in a library or something. That's just basic courtesy.

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    5. Re:Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      The reason there is no picture of LA in those dictionaries is because the Governator will pay you a personal visit and ask you to please take it down.

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    6. Re:Because LA sucks for WiFi in general by kindbud · · Score: 1

      The greater Los Angeles area is huge. If you looked up "urban sprawl" in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of LA. Consequently, services like WiFi and GSM/CDMA are not as heavily concentrated as they are in cities like San Francisco or New York, where the population density is higher.

      You think Hollywood is not densely populated? That hipsters wanting to be discovered sit around doing WiFi at the Starbucks on Hawthorne Blvd in Inglewood (not to imply that South Central L.A. doesn't have WiFi or GSM/CDMA - it does)?

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  25. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I imagine that that would be too blunt to distinguish between "scammy freeloader with his small coffee, it has been two hours" and "friend and regular, snackin' and hackin', for two hours". Plus, any "mysterious" failure is going to get the poor counter guy a torrent of whiny demands for tech support.

    You could go with some sort of captive-portal system, which just starts redirecting all your traffic to a login page, which you could escape by typing in a code printed on your order printout, good for X time after the order was logged. Not frictionless; but would prevent freeloading.

    "Atmosphere" is another matter; but that probably has to be solved socially, not technologically.

  26. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by helix2301 · · Score: 1

    This is why places like starbucks charge for there internet because if people have to pay they will think twice before sitting there for hours especially if the internet is being charged at and hourly rate. I personally love free wifi while I am enjoying my coffee but a lot of people do take advantage of this service at coffee shops. Table space is money considering free wifi is something the coffee shop is giving away for nothing and has to pay for out of there profit.

  27. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're sniping from across the street with a Pringles can, you probably know how to spoof your MAC.

  28. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Nevynxxx · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Or instead of the "you have x minutes left" counters that get displayed in a web page on some hotspots, have a "more coffee" button, that places your order at the till to be delivered to you at your table. I like this idea.

  29. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They also need to provide barf bags, catheters, and diuretics stronger than caffeine. Or at least, a lack of desire to freeking eat more has always been my biggest problem when camping out at these places, but perhaps this isn't a problem for most americans.

       

  30. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by 228e2 · · Score: 1

    We're talking about coffee shops here . . . how many starbucks employees caneven setup a physical secure network?

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  31. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I suspect that there are two problems with this granular, technically sound solution:

    1. BK is a major chain corporation, economies of scale and whatnot. Per retail establishment, the cost was probably near peanuts to integrate the code printing into the POS software, and the code verification into the captive portal on the wifi, and so forth. For Jimmy's Indie Brewz, locations 1, the wifi is probably just some router on a DSL line. Integrating a code system would either mean forking over $$$$ to his POS vendor, if they even offer that, or hoping that his cousin is one of those "linux hackers".

    2. Indie coffee shops obviously aren't immune to economics, and need to make sales to survive; but part of their appeal is "atmosphere". Any system that mires the customers in codes and makes explicit the subsidy of the wifi by the coffee has the potential to degrade the perceived atmosphere. What they really want is for freeloaders to feel social pressure, from disapproving patrons that surround them, and move along. Unfortunately for them, either the freeloaders don't care about nasty looks, or the availability of an open AP creates a critical mass of freeloaders that impose their own social norms, rendering them immune to other customers. BK isn't aiming to give you the warm and fuzzies, they just want you in, eating, and out, so they needn't be as concerned.

  32. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by rotide · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Versus having people come in and just mooch without pay or paying so little it costs you money? There are obviously pro's and con's on both sides, but if you think you can just go in and pay $2 and sit there for multiple hours surfing their internet, you need to wake up.

    But I don't equate "customers only" to "fee". I understand that bathrooms in nice restaurants are for their customers only. I understand that those call in numbers on receipts for a "chance to win" isn't simply given out and you need to be a customer. Wifi should be the same way. You can use it proportional to how much of a customer you are. The problem with a fully open system is what they are seeing now. People who simply leech off their good will, take up space and create a less than enjoyable atmosphere.

    "Not free" might be technically true. But totally free doesn't seem to be working as well as hoped and I understand, no, suggest that they lock it down a bit. Simply put, if you're going to Joe's Coffee Bazaar merely to use their internet and not purchase anything, you shouldn't be allowed to mooch their WiFi all you want. Purchase something and you're free to use their services.

  33. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by AndrewBC · · Score: 1

    You hit the nail on the head. For a while I would camp out at Taco Bell, as they had free wireless and nobody cared if someone sat there for hours with only a drink because they're all being paid shit. The problems you listed are exactly why I would only buy anything once.

    It's only speculation, but I suspect that they got tired of me and just let the wireless router go into disrepair. Oh well.

  34. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would imagine that most folks drinking coffee don't know how to spoof their MAC. No system is 100% secure. I could see the above working, or possibly a portal like you see at the airport.

  35. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by RMH101 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    D-link used to sell a product that was ADSL router, small till-roll printer and embedded software that managed printing out each user a unique access code, and a no-cat-auth style login web page for access. Cost was under 200 dollars as I recall.
    I'd imagine as well as the points in the rest of this thread another reason for wifi decline is a) the economy means that any business cost that doesn't bring in a profit gets squeezed, and also the risk of an unidentified customer doing something naughty with the internet connection and the coffee shop being prosecuted for it.

  36. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These coffee shops should just start giving out a free 1 or 2 hour "Wi-Fi Voucher" with every purchased cup of coffee. This way that customer who sits there all day now has to repeatedly buy additional items throughout their day. I would think this solves it relatively quickly and its good for the consumer and the business owner.

  37. Put a code on the receipt by mlawrence · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Each code gets you so much time of wi-fi. If you want more, purchase a second cup of coffee. This would be very easy to implement.

  38. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by cycleflight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But when's the last time you lounged in a chair in torn jeans and $150 dress shoes, a dress shirt covered nicely with a sweater vest, horn rimmed glasses and just-greasy-enough hair, looking up casually at the passers by before returning to one-handedly surfing for the latest website for wholly organic silica gel packets, at your local Burger King? That kind of policy just doesn't have the right flow, man.

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  39. In oher news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put access code on reciept and change the key every 2 hours

    in oher news can we implement a spelling test for slashdot post editors?

    1. Re:In oher news by paiute · · Score: 2

      put access code on reciept and change the key every 2 hours

      in oher news can we implement a spelling test for slashdot post editors?

      Is the answer "i before e except after c"?

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    2. Re:In oher news by sjames · · Score: 1

      OK, but are there any special spelling rules for when I finish coding in Python?

  40. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by HAKdragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..except that wi-fi at Starbucks is now free.

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  41. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you are talking "basic WPA2, with an easily human-rememberable password that we hand out to customers on request and change from time to time" probably at least one per location, possibly more. Average employee age is relatively low, setting up an ordinary wifi router isn't exactly an uncommon task in that demographic.

    If you are talking "radius authenticated captive portal integrated with unique one-time-codes generated and printed by the POS system, complete with analytics and so forth", obviously virtually none, unless they just happen to have an unemployed software engineer on staff. Which is why, being a huge chain and all, they'd just contract out the integration project and have the routers shipped to the franchises in "plug in, press 'on'" condition.

  42. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by lollacopter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but our cantennared friends are also not taking up valuable seating in the cafe and as has been stated previously, bandwidth is cheap

  43. More horrible than that by paiute · · Score: 2, Informative

    Surf the web? Mike's Deli in Brookline has only a few tables, so they don't even let customers read while sitting and eating.

    I always get take out, because I am physically incapable of not reading while eating by myself.

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    1. Re:More horrible than that by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The coffee shop I used in New York just yanked the router at peak times. They even had a sign on the door telling you exactly when free Wifi was available.

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    2. Re:More horrible than that by potat0man · · Score: 1

      I love the "if you don't like it, don't come here" attitude of that place. It's like the soup nazi of Brookline. I just wish they deserved it a little more, I mean, their pistrami isn't that great.

  44. How about the stores do it right? by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If all you added was a Linksys wifi AP then you deserve to have a freeloader there in your store. Quit being a cheap bastard and buy a Real captive portal setup that when the customer buy's their Double caf-decaf soy latte they get a code on the receipt that gives them 1 hour. That's more than enough time. Now your freeloaders have to buy something once an hour to stay online.

    Problem is most of these coffee shop owners are cheap bastards that balk at the cost of a proper setup that would work fine for the next 5 years. If they cant cheap out with a $59.00 toy and have cousin timmy who is handy with 'puters do it for free, they dont want it.

    They will discover what many here have... Drop the wifi they lose a lot of customers.

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    1. Re:How about the stores do it right? by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Informative

      True, but you'd be surprised how unrealistic or clueless the POS vendors can be.

      One of my best friends worked for one of them for a couple years, and he was shocked to find what a little niche market they'd carved out for themselves. Basically, of all the bars, restaurants, coffee-houses and nightclubs in town, they were all supported by 1 of 4 POS vendors (ignoring the random oddball shop that might have set up their own system with a USB cash drawer, a PC and software like Quickbooks).

      Each of those 4 vendors had airtight hardware support agreements locked in for the product lines they offered. So basically, anyone buying one of their solutions had no hope of getting support (firmware updates, etc.) after the sale, if they didn't keep up their maintenance agreement with the original supplier. In the case of the vendor my friend worked for, they told customers flat-out that they had no interest in supporting their computer or network issues. They simply sold the POS systems with requirements certain network and electrical specifications were met in advance. A large number of those customers expressed at least some interest in setting up wi-fi, but his firm (stupidly, IMO) wouldn't address those needs for them.

      At least one of the other POS suppliers used very costly systems, so add-ons like wi-fi integration with the receipt printing was prohibitively expensive if you weren't a big restaurant chain.

      So when you say "Quit being a cheap bastard and do it right!", you might not realize the extent of the financial commitment some of these places have to make to do that. There's probably still a LOT of room for someone to start a competing business as a POS supplier using open-source like Linux, and offering flexible, reasonably-priced support packages. The biggest barrier to entry, really, is one of having BOTH a technical background AND a good background in restaurant accounting and economics. You'll never get far selling your solutions to these places if you can't understand their budgets, economics, profit-margins and business overall, from their perspective. These people know how to serve a good meal or run a pleasant bar or club. They're NOT usually remotely computer-savvy people.

    2. Re:How about the stores do it right? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      And if you don't walk around in type IV body armor you deserve to get shot by small arms and if you don't drive a heavy armored vehicle you deserve to get shot by anti-materiel weapons.

      Or people could just not be jerks. Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you should do it.

    3. Re:How about the stores do it right? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Quit being a cheap bastard and buy a Real captive portal setup

      ...A Linksys AP and a Zeroshell box?

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    4. Re:How about the stores do it right? by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 1

      I'd shudder to hand out 1-hour codes to customers. That makes the owner seem like a penny-pincher, and it destroys the casual atmosphere. If it's a slow Tuesday evening and a college kid wants to sit and nurse his one cup of coffee while surfing the web for a few hours, who cares? On the other hand, if it's crowded, I have no problem with the manager asking a couch potato to pack up and leave in favor of paying customers.

      Human problems are best solved with human solutions, I'd say ;-)

  45. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by mark72005 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not going to care, as a business owner, if ultra cheapass wants to mooch wifi. I don't care about the wifi. I care about the sloth who isn't making me any money taking up a chair or a sofa or a table for hours on end.

    Paying customers walk in, see that the wifi slugs are taking up all the places to sit, and just leave. That is the problem. It's not about the wifi. It's about getting the douches who think all businesses are charity operations designed to give them what they want for free that are the problem.

  46. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you stupid? Of course it isn't free. Do you think the cafés are just offering a public service? Should they release their scones under the GPL?

  47. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by MightyYar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Safe to say she will be happier with your $1.50 in business taken across the street, freeing up a table.

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  48. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Wah.

    Here is a news flash for you. the Coffee shop is not your office. if you are one of those douchebags that set up camp in a booth then you deserve the risks involved. If the place is so busy that as soon as you get up to get your next coffee that someone takes your spot, Then you are leaching off them. Sorry, but grab another spot, it's not yours, you dont own it. Wah!

    as for risking loss, ever heard of a laptop lock cable? oh wait, you have at least 80 pounds of other crap there.

  49. Minimum coffee purchace per hour? by RabbitWho · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This doesn't already exist in the states? If i tried to sit in a coffee shop (even one without wi-fi) for over an hour on a single cup of coffee they'd tell me to buy something or get out.

    1. Re:Minimum coffee purchace per hour? by RabbitWho · · Score: 1

      No one ever answers my questions. It's like I'm supposed to be an expert on American Culture.

  50. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you somehow think that the free wifi offered by stores is not included in the purchase price?

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  51. Who fucking CARES ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the matter, Malda, wife want a new car so you need to increase the
    number of bullshit "stories" in order to generate more revenue ?

    Stories like this insult the intelligence of the intelligent readers who make
    Slashdot worth reading. Slashdot is becoming the equivalent of the movie theater
    which used to show cool art house films but now shows Disney films because they
    attract more customers. If you think that's an insult toward Slashdot, you're right.

  52. Oh my word by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    Who could have known that coffee drinkers were rude. Well, butter my biscuit...

  53. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do these people never go to the bathroom, esp after a high caffeine drink? Seems like 1 & 2 are not very valid.

    There seems to be a large market for easy implementation of a passcode system either with or alongside your receipt. Whee are all the products?

  54. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by GAB_cyclist · · Score: 1

    When I'm visiting the seaside I always go to the same café to check my emails. At the bottom of the bill there's a code which gives me about half an hour of free wifi (depending on how fast they bring me the drinks)

  55. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look - security is a pyramid. At the peak of the pyramid are like national spying organizations, and at the bottom are literally animals. You usually only need to stop part of the problem to be effective. A doorknob stops feral cats or raccoons from getting in, but not criminals. A padlock stops hooligans, but actual criminals can break it. A deadbolt is better, but can still be picked by higher-end criminals. Vault doors and lasers stop all but the most professional of criminals or spies in their tracks.

    But I don't need to worry about "what if Michael Westen or James Bond wants to raid my cash register?" because the odds of that are so low, I'm just not a target as a coffee shop. So if all I've got is some expresso machines and a few bucks in the register, I get a normal lock and some insurance, not armed guards.

    This is the technology equivalent. I'm not worried about "what if he spoofs his MAC" or "what if he's war-driving from a remote controlled helicopter". I can solve 95% of my problem (people mooching off me) for 10% of the cost/effort, so I'll probably stop there.

  56. Solutions for PIN based time allocations? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think this is a fair compromise.

    Another solution I had once considered was having times when you could use wi-fi freely and others when there are more customers you have to chip in either by buying a coffee or paying for the connection. It may work, but some people I have spoken too worry that this may end up being too confusing to actually work.

    On the subject of PIN based wireless internet, with time limitations, are there any solutions out there that are either available off the shelf or via something like OpenWRT?

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    1. Re:Solutions for PIN based time allocations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm curious about this too. I have to admit that I haven't done much research into this. But I would like know if there are any freeware or commercial software that can generate the PIN, handle the time limits, and so on.

  57. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Excuse me? You mean American coffee shops don't do table service? That's only the big chains, no? Certainly the small ones wait tables?

  58. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by szquirrel · · Score: 1

    For Jimmy's Indie Brewz, locations 1, the wifi is probably just some router on a DSL line. Integrating a code system would either mean forking over $$$$ to his POS vendor, if they even offer that, or hoping that his cousin is one of those "linux hackers".

    If Jimmy doesn't know how to run his WiFi then why is he trying to sell it? I know nothing about coffee; if I tried to sell coffee I would go bankrupt. Even if you "sell" WiFi access for free as a loss leader, it's still a product. Stick to products you understand or hire someone who knows the product you're trying to sell. That's Business 101.

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  59. So I just fire up tethering... by brain1 · · Score: 1

    On my Nexus One (or substitute your favorite Android phone running Froyo 2.2) and keep on surfing. Ho hum.

    Personally, I don't abuse the privilege. I will take my notebook with me when I go to a Coffee Shop, buy coffee and a snack and enjoy reading Slashdot (and others) while I sip my cup. I suppose they could ban anyone bringing in a notebook computer, but then they would lose me as a customer.
     

  60. CoffeeShops in Amsterdam... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Into CoffeeShops in Amsterdam, back in Europe, you never needed Wi-Fi to stay in contact with all your friends at once.. real and colorfully imagined ones....

  61. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by omglolbah · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've used such a device. It is in use at Bergen Science Center and it was insanely easy to configure and use... The printer has 3 buttons on it and you just push one to get a code printed.
    The software lets you decide on the time to link to each button. Works wonderfully.

  62. Applause by assertation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I highly applaud this move.

    Some nice places were starting to have a similar problem in Washington D.C., so the owners decided to cut WI-FI access off during the weekends. Seating was limited. Some people would come up, set up their lap tops and camp out at a table all day despite seeing that people who bought food had no place to sit. Some of these people would even put their feet up on other chairs and refuse to share their table if asked.

    Rude and as some of the owners figured out, bad for business.

    I like to go and read a book in public places sometimes, but if I see people not getting seats I pick up and go.

    When I got online my surroundings vanish, so I don't see a point in going out somewhere nice to get on the computer. I can do that at home. If I am going to be somewhere nice, I want to be there.

    1. Re:Applause by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      How are people able to concentrate on whatever they're doing at their laptop with all those people giving them the evil eye? My mind is boggled that people can be so self centered. But then, I guess that's why Washington D.C. has never appealed to me.

    2. Re:Applause by assertation · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is the subculture of Washington D.C.. Remember, the original post was about coffee shop owners in LA deciding they had enough with people camping out at their tables all day.

    3. Re:Applause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what that is? Bad customer service. I don't blame the free-loaders. Honestly. They're assholes, sure... but there are always assholes everywhere... you can't fix humanity. So, since there WILL be assholes at any store, it's the job of the BUSINESS to make sure that the OTHER customers are not inconvenienced by it. I don't know if it's that large corporations are afraid of lawsuits or it's just that they have a warped vision of "the customer is always right" and instruct their employees to NEVER confront any customer, but the fact of the matter is that it DRIVES AWAY the people that they SHOULD want patronizing their business.

      Whenever I see a business that tolerates that kind of asshattery, I make a mental note to find somewhere else to shop. If they're going to let their customers be subject to that sort of behavior, I don't need to support their business.

    4. Re:Applause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When tables are full, I find one occupied by an individual and ask if I can share. I have not yet been refused.

  63. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    Plus, BKs tend to be a lot larger than coffeeshops.

    There are plenty of coffee places where there is literally just one row of tables, maybe eight or so. When four of those tables have freeloaders with laptops on them...

    Whereas most fast food places are rather bigger than they need to be, and it's really not important.

    When i go and see a movie somewhere alone, I often stop in some fast food places, order some food, and eat it and, sit and keep reading a book until the movie is near, sometimes for an hour or more. They don't mind, because I'm taking up 1 of the 30 tables.

    I'm sure there are busy times that they would mind, but fast food places have a lot more slack space than coffee houses in general, at least around here, which are often jammed into 35-foot wide strip mall places, which doesn't leave a lot of room for anything after the coffee-making area is put in.

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  64. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by mallydobb · · Score: 1

    two of the cafes I frequent in Beirut do this, when you purchase something from the counter you can ask for an internet receipt which allows you to use the internet for either 30 minutes or 2 hours, depending on the cafe. Of course people just go to the counter and ask for an internet receipt, which is usually freely given...but the system is in place for when they decide to enforce it.

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  65. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by proxima · · Score: 1

    American coffee shops closely follow the Starbucks model. To get table service you usually need a more food-oriented place, but ironically the quality of the coffee either suffers or is even more expensive (especially when you factor in the tip).

    The U.S. in general has a very large segment of do-it-yourself dining, like fast food or its slightly more upscale cousins in the form of Noodles/Panera/Chipotle/etc.

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  66. Problem with table service... by hellfire · · Score: 1

    It costs even more money than free wifi.

    Having someone walk around asking for orders takes more time away from making orders, cleaning the equipment, grinding the coffee, etc. The biggest expense of any US business is it's payroll. Plus in a coffee shop environment, some people might find it annoying because those people have come to expect that they won't be bothered every 15 minutes. In an upscale restaurant where I don't pull my laptop I expect someone to visit my table regularly. At a coffee shop I personally want to be left alone. It's one of the many coffee shop paradoxes.

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    1. Re:Problem with table service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest expense of any US business is it's payroll.

      Ummm, no, it depends on the business. Maybe for a coffee shop, where the actual cost of coffee is a few cents per cup.

      Certainly not in automaking, steel, or oil refining.

    2. Re:Problem with table service... by TobascoKid · · Score: 1

      "Having someone walk around asking for orders takes more time away from making orders, cleaning the equipment, grinding the coffee, etc."

      But coffee shops already have people walking around a coffee shop anyway, so they might as well have them try to extract more money from customers (and more importantly, poke the deadbeats).

      I doubt it's all that different from Nandos - a chicken restaurant chain that's virtually non-existent in the US but very popular in the UK, where you order you meal at the counter but staff come around asking if you want dessert/coffee when you've finished. Seeing as Nandos generally have free wifi and always have bottomless drinks and frozen yoghurt, people could conceivably hang out in a Nandos like they do in a Starbucks - but people generally don't and I bet having staff poke people is one reason.

      Also, I doubt staff would be bothering people every 15 minutes - it would be the same frequency that they already bother people while collecting empty cups. While it's not without some cost to the shop it still has the potential to make them more money, especially if they mostly focus on people who are on their own.

      I think the real problem is that the standard coffee shop model is that it works best for small groups of Friends who come in to chat over hot drinks. Unfortunately, on a week day they're more likely to get business from "loners with laptops" and "business meetings". While the model works ok for the business meetings, it fails dismally for the loner with a laptop. Getting rid of WiFi is one way of solving the loner with a laptop problem, but it's difficult to see how it's the most profitable way of solving the problem and it doesn't solve the loner with a book problem or the pensioner with nowhere else to go problem.

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    3. Re:Problem with table service... by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Having someone walk around asking for orders

      Who needs that? The "something like table service" suggestion was for making it easier for people using the establishment's wifi connection to order food and drinks without the hastle of leaving their table.

      I think, especially with Slashdotters, one could easily come up with a method of ordering from the table for those customers that would not require someone walking around taking orders.

    4. Re:Problem with table service... by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

      "Having someone walk around asking for orders takes more time away from making orders, cleaning the equipment, grinding the coffee, etc."

      But coffee shops already have people walking around a coffee shop anyway, so they might as well have them try to extract more money from customers (and more importantly, poke the deadbeats).

      They do? Granted I don't go to them very often, but I've yet to see a coffee shop that had someone walking around regularly.

      I doubt it's all that different from Nandos - a chicken restaurant chain that's virtually non-existent in the US but very popular in the UK, where you order you meal at the counter but staff come around asking if you want dessert/coffee when you've finished.

      Starbucks is completely different from this. You order at the counter, they call your name when your order is ready and then you either sit at a table and enjoy your coffee or you leave.

      While the model works ok for the business meetings, it fails dismally for the loner with a laptop. Getting rid of WiFi is one way of solving the loner with a laptop problem, but it's difficult to see how it's the most profitable way of solving the problem and it doesn't solve the loner with a book problem or the pensioner with nowhere else to go problem.

      Because the loner with a book isn't going to sit in the coffee shop for hours at a time taking up that valuable table space. If he's reading a book for more than 15-30 minutes, he/she will be more likely to just pick up and take it home. The pensioner (I assume you mean a retired person) doesn't need to hang out all day surfing the net either. If they can find nothing better to do than to hang out on Facebook or whatever else for hours at a time, they have bigger problems. They can go home and read a book just like the loner with a book.

    5. Re:Problem with table service... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now it's not just a loner with a gun who's a menace to the social order, but a loner with a laptop, or even just a book ...

    6. Re:Problem with table service... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The other point is to see if the loner with a laptop is actually impacting business in a negative way. On a Friday evening, I would guess that you wouldn't want a bunch of people taking up tables hanging out on their laptops not buying coffee. At 2pm on a Wednesday, having a half dozen people in your coffee shop sitting at tables that were just going to sit empty anyway might entice more people to come in. It is important to remember in these conversations that having someone sitting at a table only loses money if you are at or near capacity. Conversely, having a store that is always empty can also hurt business.

  67. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by DavidTC · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    No. No coffee place does table service. Coffee places in American are like fast food places that don't serve food. I think you're probably thinking they're more like 'cafes', which also exist, are a different thing, and they often will do table service and have actual food.

    If you think it's insane to have fast food restaurants that exist solely to serve coffee, and that's it, a lot of us agree with you, especially as someone decided we needed them everywhere. But, they exist, you stand in line and get extremely overpriced coffee, and leave.

    Although, although they have no table service, for some reason some of them apparently think you should tip them.

    Um, no. When I go up to the counter and order there and carry stuff away, you don't get a damn tip. I tip people who wait on me.

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  68. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by ErikZ · · Score: 1

    Oh, that's easy.

    Have less comfortable chairs. The place I go to I can stay about 2 hours at the max, before I lose all feeling to my legs.

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  69. Login gateway by itomato · · Score: 1

    One of the local places, bordering on a chain, practically, used to offer free unlimited wireless.

    They recently evaluated their offerings - both in drinks and service. Now you get a key (voucher) good for two hours of access.

    It's triggered by your MAC (though I have used two devices on the same key) and when the timer kicks over, you aren't routed to the tubes anymore.

    A small cup of coffee is what? About $2.00 in most cities? With that, you get pretty decent throughput, and no filtering for things like torrents or any apparent throttling.

    Darn fine value in my book. Even college students and the unemployed can afford $2.71.

    The best part? Plenty of people show up without computers. In fact, so many chatters are there, its often a requirement to bring the noise canceling headphones!

  70. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

    Sure, but I fail to see the difference between the guy on WiFi for 3 hours and the old dude reading the 3 papers he brought with him, or the woman reading a novel. Mooching is mooching, WiFi or not. Also, because the WiFi for most independent coffee shops is the same connection they need for credit card auths and running their business there is no additional cost to the business.

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  71. What's old is new by Alistair+Hutton · · Score: 1

    There was a story on Slashdot several years ago now about a Coffee shop that got rid of its free wifi and saw it's profits jump as table cloggers didn't buy one cup and then block up the shop for the day. It seems like other places are coming to a similar conclusion.

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  72. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we had more widespread free wi-fi, this wouldn't be a problem.

  73. There's a scary subculture out there... by Urban+Garlic · · Score: 1

    A month or so ago, I ran across an article, pitched to small-business operators, about how to make the best use of free WiFi at Starbuck's, for your business. and while I found the article itself reasonable enough, a few of the commenters in the comment thread made me very glad I don't operate a coffee shop. There is evidently an entitlement sub-culture out there that really believes that, by providing free WiFi, coffee shops have effectively invited people to come in and operate their business full-time, hold meetings, and so forth, and if these proud representatives of the new economy deign to buy a drink, well, isn't that lucky for the coffee shop?

    It's easy to see where a few such individuals could poison the atmosphere the coffee shop was trying to cultivate, causing their free WiFi experiment to fail.

    PS: Finally found the article, it's here. Repeating for emphasis that, IMHO, the article itself provides reasonable-seeming guidelines, it was the commenters that scared me.

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  74. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hm, I've seen one cafe that offers a wifi login on your receipt, the duration of which is dependent on how much you spend.

    buy a cup of coffee, get 15 minutes of wifi with it. enough to check email, perhaps update the NYT app on your ipad, etc. spend more, get more. a benefit for paying customers, not vagrants.

    even in places with free wifi, i always thought it was uncool to take up a seat just surfing when the place was crowded. i mean, aside from being a jerk to the business, other people are just trying to eat. if you're that much of a dick, perhaps you should take it somewhere more private.

  75. No Wi-Fi, 0 bars 3G, fall back to EDGE by tepples · · Score: 1

    You aren't going to keep people from sitting there and surfing the internet though just by cutting off wi-fi.

    You can do so by choosing a location where AT&T drops to EDGE. Or, as teh kurisu suggested, you can do so by choosing a location where only avid coffee drinkers can afford find 720 USD per year for mobile broadband.

  76. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by mellon · · Score: 1

    Unless there's nobody competing for the table, there is simply no way that a wifi hog is going to be a money maker, even if they continue to buy coffee. You can't drink coffee that fast. Well, maybe you can, but I can't. You're going to walk out of the shop with a brutal headache and a nervous twitch that could break bones.

    The bottom line is that people who show up at the coffee shop and sit there all day spread out over a table, not sharing and not socializing, are not good customers. They have every right to *want* to be able to do that, but the coffee shop isn't benefiting from their presence, and *can't* benefit from their presence.

    There's no clean way to fix this--another person who sits at the table all day might have friends who drift in and out and socialize with him or her, resulting in many more coffee purchases than would have occurred otherwise. That person might be a real boon to the same cafe that doesn't benefit from the loner who sits there all day.

    And of course with the proliferation of decent 3G, the loner could just bring his or her own broadband connection. So there's really no way to deal with this other than on a case-by-case basis. It sounds like this particular coffee shop is in a location where there are a lot of leeches, and they've done what they have to do to re-balance things. It's almost certainly the case that they still occasionally get people who sit around hogging a table all day and don't buy enough coffee, but probably now there are fewer such customers, and so the balance is right again. It's too bad for the other customers, but that's life.

  77. Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by salesgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Every time I see a restaurant cut Wi-Fi, they go out of business in six to eight months. Most often it's because the owners are delusional about how many turns a WiFi camper is preventing. By delusional, I mean 10-15 turns (which amounts to about $150-250 in revenue) instead of 1-2 turns (which is about $10-$20). The rest of the time, it's because something else has gone incredibly wrong, and the hired help is blaming WiFi instead of their toxic customer service and/or bad kitchen management.

    So instead of focusing on why traffic is down, the owner attacks the WiFi using regulars, who never come back, and never bring their friends, and never will say anything good about you. WiFi campers are regulars, so it's a lot like tossing Norm, Fraiser and Cliff out of Cheers because they aren't drinking enough. Regulars are important because they bring in others.

    Also, where camping is a real problem, all that is required is a manager willing to have a polite conversation with the customer: "Would you mind coming back when we're not as busy? I've got six groups waiting for a seat, and well, I hate to ask... but we really need your table so we can get the line down. Would you mind?" The answer is nearly always, "Sure, and I really appreciate you having WiFi."

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    1. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by macbeth66 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Every time I see a restaurant cut Wi-Fi, they go out of business in six to eight months

      I have never seen such a thing happen.

      I have ONLY seen the opposite happen here in NYC. As a matter of fact, many customers are so happy that it is gone, they started talking again.

    2. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Not to knock you, but I just can't see your scenario being that common an occurrence. The coffee shop underneath our suite only has a handful of tables and even a handful of squatters would be a nuisance. Sure, most business is carry-out, but they're bigger sales tend to be the occasional diners or mothers with litters in tow.

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    3. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by jythie · · Score: 1

      And... if they wanted to talk, why were they not doing it before?

    4. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they were/are. Just not in that cafe.

    5. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WiFi campers are regulars, so it's a lot like tossing Norm, Fraiser and Cliff out of Cheers because they aren't drinking enough. Regulars are important because they bring in others.

      Yeah, because Cheers would have been awesome if Norm, Fraiser and Cliff were sitting spread out in the bar, hunched over their laptops, and not talking to anyone.

    6. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by dfghjk · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sure I don't buy anything but I bring a lot of friends who don't either!

      I come here for the free stuff, give it to me or risk losing all the freeloaders that tag along.

    7. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      Every time I see a restaurant cut Wi-Fi, they go out of business in six to eight months. Most often it's because the owners are delusional about how many turns a WiFi camper is preventing.

      Maybe its just that most restaurants that cut wifi are often doing it as a cost-cutting measure that they think will have minimal impact when they are already on the way down, and wifi doesn't really have a big effect one way or the other.

    8. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by lowrydr310 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem in NYC is that if a restaurant cuts their free wifi, the chances of you finding another open access point from within the restaurant are pretty good. One of my favorite coffee shops (which sadly is no longer in business) never had free wifi; when I asked about it, their response was, "We don't offer free wifi here, but there are at least 5 open access points from our neighbors that you could connect to."

    9. Re:Greed + Restaurant = FAILURE by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I'm having trouble thinking of a restaurant I've visited recently that even had wifi...

  78. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by slashdottedjoe · · Score: 1

    This works to a point. Having people there all the time, even when slow, makes your coffee shop look trendy. Nothing like an empty store to scream loserville.

    Adapt the above mentioned scheme of free access per order with a variable rate of time. During the slow periods have 2 hrs while the rush hours have 30 minutes of access.

  79. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    WiFi at these places is a privilege, not a right. You don't get to just buy a $2 drink, take over a table and hog it for hours during the busier part of the day. These cafes should have made it clear that if you want to stay during the busier time, that's fine and welcome, but you WILL be buying food and/or a steady supply of coffee.

    That's certainly what I did when I used to beam wifi to the sbux across the street from my house back in 2001, but because I'm a stubborn learner it took me two days to learn that (a) they have decaf espresso and (b) I really needed to switch to the decaf after noon.

  80. Tough bannanas. by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    You are correct that it will cost money to implement a coded time share system, but that is the only solution that is guaranteed to work.

    If you offer "free WiFi", then people will assume that it is a free service that they may partake of as they wish. Some few will stop and think and realize that there really is no free lunch, but most people won't care.

    If you tie internet access time to food sales, say 15 minutes per dollar spent, then you cover your costs and discourage mooching.

    If you are super concerned about atmosphere, then you can offer your best customers free WiFi. Or, allow the purchase of a monthly limitless-access subscription.

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  81. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    This is why places like starbucks charge for there internet <...snip...> has to pay for out of there profit.

    Fucking hell, you moron: there =/= their.

  82. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by mellon · · Score: 3, Funny

    The "friend and regular" problem is trivially solved: you give them a new pin whenever they ask for one. The scammy freeloader knows better than to complain, and if they do, you just look at them patiently until they shut up. Come on, you work in a coffee shop--you haven't perfected the superior stare yet?

  83. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by mellon · · Score: 1

    What's "expresso?"

  84. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not really... it's free, but limited.

    A burger is $4 or whatever without internet... and a burger is $4 WITH internet. Temporary != not free.

  85. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Webcommando · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm not going to care, as a business owner, if ultra cheapass wants to mooch wifi. I don't care about the wifi. I care about the sloth who isn't making me any money taking up a chair or a sofa or a table for hours on end.

    I'm not a business owner, but a very regular customer for a local Starbucks in my town. I use to go there after my daughter's violin lessons and have a treat, coffee, and some nice father-daughter time while we ate.

    This was before a group of scrap-bookers decided that Starbucks was their personal workshop. They take up almost the entire store and parking lot, bring in all their equipment, and (from what I've seen) buy only a few drinks between the group.

    I've stopped going to the store and take my girls someplace else. So your moral is true: it isn't wifi, it is the free loaders who have no consideration for other patrons that cost the business owner. At least if I have to have a coffee, there's the drive through...something the little shops probably don't have.

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  86. What kind of speeds do you get? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    My only experience with phone internet access is through my blackberry, which I find painfully slow. It reminds me of the old dial-up days.

    My latest blackberry I think is 3G, and is faster than my old phone, but still painfully slow compared to my cable internet connection at home.

    What sort of upload download speeds do you get with your tethered connection?

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    1. Re:What kind of speeds do you get? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

      I get .5Mbps down and .3Mbps up on a T-Mobile G-1. It borders on painfully slow to be sure, but is fine for e-mail and take-your-time web browsing. It's frustratingly slow when I need to do something quickly, but is perfectly fine if I'm not in a rush.

  87. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

    You don't get to just buy a $2 drink, take over a table and hog it for hours during the busier part of the day.

    WiFi isn't the problem. It's clueless and/or inconsiderate people who are the problem. I've seen plenty of cases where one person takes over a large table, spreads all their books and papers all over it, then proceeds to work and/or study for hours.

    These people need to get hit with a clue-by-4 that one person taking over a table that can seat 4-8 people is just inconsiderate and that a public cafe is not their kitchen table for them to spread all their crap all over. At the very least, go to a library instead.

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  88. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    What's "coffee"?

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  89. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by jayspec462 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's like espresso, except with less caffiene to calm the frayed nerves of internet pedantics.

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  90. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by jburroug · · Score: 1

    A local coffee shop (with full bar and good lunch type menu) tried exactly what you suggested. They went whole hog with the wired, social networking laptops everywhere deal and allowed you to order via Twitter of all things once you'd opened a tab at the counter. It actually worked pretty well - @CofffeShop - large coffee, back patio please - and they'd bring it to you in a few minutes and put it on your tab. The manager running it really believed in embracing the idea of letting people 'office' out of his shop and encouraged people to work there and hosted a ton of networking events and built up a large, loyal customer base that pretty much lived there. He was so dedicated to those customers that when he booked bands to play the patio on weekends he would often ask them to turn down because the people inside were trying to work!

    The owners fired him, covered up the outlets, restricted the WiFi, stopped booking social networking events and started making it an uncomfortable place to 'office' out of. Why? Even with Twitter ordering they still had the problem of too many cheapskate douchebags with "Social Media Consultant" business cards camping out all day at a four-top table and maybe spending $20 over a ten hour day. I'm glad for the change as I had really enjoyed their patio during to cooler months for grabbing a drink and a snack after work but stopped going (and stopped spending my $25 during an hour visit) because all the decent tables inside and out were always occupied by douchebags and their laptops.

    Cheers,

    Josh

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  91. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 1

    The Zyxel Hotspot Gateway G4100 v2 does this, it's not under $200 but around at $500 with printer it is a affordable solution.

  92. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    what if he's war-driving from a remote controlled helicopter.

    Damn dude, finish THIS story!

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  93. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by N3Roaster · · Score: 4, Informative

    I run a coffee roasting operation and do some consulting for other coffee firms so I can tell you that in a lot of cases it isn't. What are the costs here? There's the cost of Internet access, which the business would have been paying anyway because they're using it to order from some suppliers, check bank account balances, and so on. There's the cost of a wireless router, but that's a pretty cheap one time cost that amortizes to 0. There's the cost of the electricity needed to run the router, but if that's significant on a per-cup-of-coffee basis that shop has bigger problems than wifi moochers.

    The trade journals have been covering this trend for a while, but wifi is really just a convenient scapegoat for the real problem of a lack of customer engagement on the part of staff. While wifi might bring in a different demographic of moocher, this isn't really a new problem. Some years back I went into another coffee shop, ordered my single espresso, a large coffee, and some food, then found no indoor seating available at all. The seating area had been completely taken over by students. You'd see even at the largest tables, one student with their stuff spread all over it. I was later in a meeting with the owner of that shop and I told him about this. I also told him about my customers who also like to take over a big table and spread things out, but when the place gets busy, they pack up and move to a smaller table. He was impressed as his customers never thought to do that. This was a place that didn't offer wifi at the time, but it was the same problem with the same solution. Get to know your customers and when seating starts getting scarce, get out from behind the bar and suggest to the person using the largest table that he could move to a smaller table so the family of 4 that just came in can sit together, introduce customers to each other and ask if they'd mind sharing a table, things like that.

    My policy on wifi is the same as when I put it in (and customers know this policy). It's free, it's open, but if it starts causing problems I'll get rid of it. So far it's been beneficial. Customers who spend a lot of time in the shop (but keep buying things while they're there) are there longer (and buying more) because they no longer have to run home just to check email. It's brought in more customers. It's also made it easier for me to make certain workflows data-aware (for example, the computer in the roasting area communicating with a database keeps inventory figures current and makes the roasting log both more detailed and easier to use, see my homepage for more details) without running ugly cables all over the place. That said, the coffee market in many major American cities is such that some independent shops can afford to pick their customers and if your customers think you have the best coffee in town, they'll be willing to deal with the minor inconvenience of lacking access, or rather, instead of laptops, they'll be on their cell phones. Personally, I'd rather have the laptops, but then again, my customers talk to each other.

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  94. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because free wi-fi is a right. Oh wait, it isn't!

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  95. Table service: Cafés vs. Teashops; UK:US by evilandi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Basically, if coffee shops want to make more money from the WiFi hogs then they should look into something like table service, at least for people who have already been to the counter once. It gives people an easy way to spend money and the "nagging" effect of somebody asking if the hog wants to order more will make most of them either pay up or move on. It shouldn't be that much of an extra burden on staff as you need to have people going around and cleaning up tables anyway.

    One of the few things that British teashops get right and American cafés get wrong, is that in a teashop you almost always get waitress service, whereas in an American café you almost always don't. Teashops are one of the very few British places where waitress service still persists.

    I can't stand waitress service in pubs (bars), but in teashops it is required. In a bar, the beer is already brewed; just stick it in a glass, there is no need to delay. In a teashop, the tea needs to brew, there is nothing to be gained by having it arrive faster. Coffee, ditto; I don't want to be standing around waiting whilst you perform all that rigmarole; just bring it to me when it's ready - if I wanted to watch theatre, I'd go to the theatre.

    A lot of big town British teashops have converted to cafés (notably, Costa, who seem to outnumber Starbucks now), but thankfully in smaller towns the independent teashops are doing as well, if not better, than they have ever done.

    And I like the historical connection between the British teashop and computing. The world's first business computer did stock ordering calculations for Lyons teashops.

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  96. Not buying it... by jythie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I really doubt that these shops are actually getting customers actively coming to them and saying how much they prefer lack of wireless. It is an invisible service... if you do not actively use it then you have no idea if it is there or not. The only case I can really see is complements from those people who bitch and moan that other people are online rather then audibly socializing with each other, since some people seem to be obsessed with the idea that a noisy/chatty environment is high grade social interaction.

    1. Re:Not buying it... by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

      Imagine walking into a cafe with a friend and being able to sit down and talk.

      The squatters are gone.

    2. Re:Not buying it... by jythie · · Score: 1

      Which makes sense, but is now what they claimed the customers were happy about. They claimed the customers were happy about the lack of wi-fi, not the availability of seating.

    3. Re:Not buying it... by sackvillian · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that these shops are actually getting customers actively coming to them and saying how much they prefer lack of wireless. It is an invisible service... if you do not actively use it then you have no idea if it is there or not.

      At my favourite local coffee shop in Canada's Seattle, Vancouver, they do not have wireless. But they do have a posted manifesto explaining why they've made the conscious choice to remain internet-free; to improve the environment and mimic the social-hub that coffee shops originally were, back in the day.

      After reading that - which makes a lot of sense if you've seen some of the other "jacked-in" coffee shops around here - I offered my compliments to the nearest employee. It does happen! And, by the way, this coffee shop is thriving - it seems I'm not alone in liking their vibe!

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    4. Re:Not buying it... by jythie · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I had the opposite reaction. I used to go to coffee shops pre-wireless and found them to be too noisy to be enjoyable. Going to one today though it is quiet enough that I can actually enjoy a conversation with people.

  97. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    >This is why places like Starbucks charge for there internet..

    Umm.. Don't know where you've been but since July 1, I believe, Starbucks wifi has become free/unlimited, and before that, it was
    free for 2 hrs if you had a Starbucks card...

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  98. Little to do with Wifi by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    This, exactly. Many coffee shops in the vicinity of college campuses have had time limits on how long you could sit long before they had free wi-fi.

    I remember several of my dorm-mates complaining when the Hillsboro street Cup-A-Joe started asking people to leave after about an hour if they didn't order anything else.

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  99. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by tophermeyer · · Score: 1

    Seems like that would work really well. You could even just print a timestamped code on every receipt that deactivates X hours after the purchase.

  100. Just take the plugs away. by webdog314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you want to seriously reduce the freeloaders then just simply remove or lock the electrical plugs around the shop. Whenever I'm in a coffeehouse and someone comes in for a serious session on their laptop, the first thing they do is look for a table near an electrical outlet and plug in. Most laptops will get between 2-4 hours of battery life doing mundane stuff, and less for anything more serious. No plug = self imposed time limit.

    Better yet, put all the plugs over on one side or a specific section of your coffeehouse to keep the geeks away from your [cough] premium customers.

  101. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by ratsouffle · · Score: 1

    Espresso, but FAST!

  102. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by carpefishus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    douches who think all businesses are charity operations designed to give them what they want for free that are the problem.

    It's like those douche internet slugs who think music is free.

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  103. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by catmistake · · Score: 1

    Less of a problem. Bandwidth is cheap. Non-paying customers take up valuable table-space.

    This is a silly idea, to remove the wifi to regain table space, though I'm sure that's what business owners are thinking. It's penny-wise and dollar-foolish. All restaurants, all of them, have always had to deal with limited table space. They don't eliminate specials to regain it... the specials are necessary to bring in customers. Freeloaders can be asked to leave: "order something, or please leave, we have a lot of customers that need the table."

    More likely this is greedy owners that don't want the extra bill, and are too shortsighted to recognize how hit helps their business. Its the same thing as charging for water, or using pay toilets. They will lose their customers to the competition. Unless there is something really special about the coffee or the location, these places will become extinct.

  104. Matrix-like? by Wolfger · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's nothing even remotely resembling this in any of the Matrix movies (or animes).

  105. Like McDonalds toilets in tourist areas by evilandi · · Score: 1

    That's how the toilets work in McDonalds in various European cities with large numbers of tourists. Prague definitely had a system whereby a 4-digit unlock code for the toilet door was printed on the till receipt. I think it changed daily, though, not any more frequently than that.

    The idea is to stop backpackers, druggies, tramps and, well, any freeloaders. I doubt they care whether you're a heroin addict so long as you spend some money and don't frighten off the other money-spenders (if they cared about heroin addicts, they'd use UV lighting; they don't).

    The golden arches are sometimes referred to as "the international sign of the clean toilet" by British tourists on the continent. You'd be *shocked* what some Europeans think is acceptable as a public loo, especially in southern or eastern Europe.

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    1. Re:Like McDonalds toilets in tourist areas by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, some McDonalds definitely do this here in Prague. The last time I was in one in the city center (where all the tourists are, they don't do this everywhere), you could either pay (I think) 5Kc/~25c, or show them a receipt. They usually employ an old lady to check these, so it's not a cheap solution, unless they work for free, or for food.

      I doubt they had a daily code though, as it would be pointless since the date of transaction is already printed on all receipts. I mean, who the fuck would bother counterfeiting McDonalds receipts to gain free toilet access for a day?

    2. Re:Like McDonalds toilets in tourist areas by DrXym · · Score: 1

      I was in Santa Cruz in Tenerife about 4 months ago and they did this. Bizarrely, the Wifi seemed to be free since there were a good 4 or 5 people with laptops enjoying the internet and air conditioning.

  106. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have less comfortable chairs. The place I go to I can stay about 2 hours at the max, before I lose all feeling to my legs.

    McDonalds do this pretty well, between the sharp plastic furniture and the food, I generally last about five minutes before seeking fresh air or the toilets.

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  107. Kalifornistan by NetNinja · · Score: 1

    GASP! what!? I can't get FreeWiFi anymore? Come on now the great democratic republic of California can't afford to give free WiFi to all it's netizens?

    Oh the horror!

  108. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by ebuck · · Score: 1

    If they require you to purchase food for a limited amount of time, then it's not free. That's subsidized or possibly included in the purchase price.

    The building isn't free either, it's subsidized and certainly included in the purchase price. Why do you think that the wireless was ever free? It was just being subsidized and included in the purchase price.

    The problems come whenever people opt to use too much of a convenience. If you start taking 100 paper napkins each visit, expect them to be relocated behind the counter. If you start grabbing rolls of toliet paper for your home, expect the restrooms to be locked and unlocked on request.

    At the point in time when the cost of providing a convenience outweighs the cost of monitoring and regulating that convenience, expect it to become monitored and regulated. WiFi access is meant to draw customers, and if you deny the customers they intend to draw seating space, it's a fool's folly to complain about having to pay for it with a subsidy, because it was subsidized all along.

    Count your blessings, as at least they aren't calling the cops. Loitering is a crime in most places.

  109. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is actually an extremely good idea. But that is why it will never be done. Instead of finding new ways to monetize the current reality, companies would rather change the new part, and expect people to go back to the old system.

  110. Ex-presso is what espresso used to be.... by baerm · · Score: 1

    Ex-presso is what espresso used to be....

  111. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how much coffee can a person drink in a sitting?? can i get an evain?

  112. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, looked at a different way, you're paying for the Internet whether you want it or not.

  113. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by xigxag · · Score: 1

    Or, instead of "free wifi with your coffee," they could offer "free coffee with your wifi." You pay for the wi-fi per 30/60 minutes, and get a cup and all the refills you want, and they'd still make money. Then the guy who sits around all day nursing one cup of coffee and web browsing is transformed from a leech into their best customer.

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  114. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Fishchip · · Score: 1

    At least if you leave your seat to refresh your beverage you have a good chance of being able to see your kit from the line. If you're worried about theft you're taking a rather larger risk by going off to evacuate all that coffee from your bladder.

    I've only had my kit disappear once on me, and that was because it was packed up by a friend while I was in the can because he'd arbitrarily decided I'd had enough beer and we were now leaving.

  115. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd have thought that they were already doing this. If they're not, the service, not to mention the store, is being badly managed. Jeezuz, how much more simple could it be. Buy a thing for x dollars, get a token for y minutes of free wi-fi. Turn-key systems for this exact thing have been available for many years.

  116. How about some communication by q335r49 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This is idiotic because it assumes wifi-users are animals with no responsibility and no thought for others. I've seen polite signs that work wonders:

    "Please limit your time to an hour if you are just browsing the internet, during our peak hours of -----------

    Thanks,

    Management"

    The "atmosphere" of the coffee shop is the atmosphere of mutual communication -- the customers listen too. There is no need for these weird "receipt" codes, or things like that. I'd simply go to Starbucks. I mean, I've refused to go to a coffee shop because they fired a barista I've known for a long time -- if they suddenly said -- "Hey, you're not welcome here, freeloader" -- without a polite explanation, as above -- then there would definitely be backlash.

  117. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by maxume · · Score: 1

    My point was more that stores have to pay for providing the wifi, whether they explicitly charge customers for it or not. That might not show up much in the purchase price, but the accounting has to get pretty magical for it to not show up at all.

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  118. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by CornflakeJustice · · Score: 1

    I think that while for some owners this may be true, but for the owner mentioned in the article, he's talking about filling a different niche. His business sounds like it's doing fine by offering service to people who DON'T want wi-fi, and like the idea of being in a shop where people aren't using it. He's just changing his business model to fit a different subset of consumer that he wants to work with.

  119. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Macrat · · Score: 1

    This was before a group of scrap-bookers decided that Starbucks was their personal workshop. They take up almost the entire store and parking lot, bring in all their equipment, and (from what I've seen) buy only a few drinks between the group.

    Even though the Starbucks/ATT wifi access times out after 2 hours?

  120. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by JacksonG · · Score: 1

    Zyxel do quite an easy to use one

    http://www.zyxel.co.uk/web/product_family_detail.php?PC1indexflag=20040520161256&CategoryGroupNo=4E14C850-478D-4204-8C85-2994C9552426

    but it's still going to be quite a few hundreds of dollars and with the margins etc on coffee that could take quite some time to recoup.

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  121. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by mark72005 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't think that group is using much wifi. The issue is that they are doing their scrapbooking projects and taking up the whole store.

  122. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    Come on, you work in a coffee shop--you haven't perfected the superior stare yet?

    Especially the very unique "I'm not just a Sysadmin, I'm a Barista-Sysadmin" stare.
    It is thought that a single glance can rewrite your boot sector AND defoam your latte...

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  123. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    A technological solution to a social problem isn't usually a solution at all.

    The problem is that people are taking up too much table time. Joe might do it with wifi, so your receipt scheme will work there. I might do it by tethering my EVO to my laptop. Jane might do it by reading a book on her Nook, etc.

    Your solution only addresses one of several scenarios. What management needs to do is put in a policy about how long you can use a table, regardless if you have a wifi laptop or not. I don't see why this is so difficult. Restaurants do it all the time.

  124. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by N3Roaster · · Score: 3, Informative

    Right. I provided a breakdown in the first paragraph of what they're paying and it's mainly a one time expense that's insignificant when split among purchases (the AP, though some ISPs are starting to include that with service now) and an ongoing expense that the business would be paying if they offered the service or not (Internet access). There's nothing magical about the accounting, it just really doesn't cost that much. Now, if you start adding fancy features like receipt access codes, registration before login, and the like, the costs get larger but a shop that's just using a COTS wireless router and throwing it out there, my breakdown is accurate. Here's the real test for you. Have prices gone down at the shops that are no longer offering the service? I doubt it, just as there was generally no price bump to go along with introducing the service in the first place.

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  125. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by mlts · · Score: 1

    There are coffee shops in Austin that have turned off their Wi-Fi networks as well. And their business actually has picked up:

    More tables are available so people stick around and buy stuff, as opposed to people playing FarmVille all day.
    People tend to chat or read books, and not just be in their own worlds.
    The people that really want/need Internet access can pull out their phones, flip on tethering, and go at it.

    IMHO, there is a happy medium, because there are times when a person does need to get out of the house (or dorm), take a laptop and do some studying in a different environment. What a coffee shop wants are some tables taken to make the place appear busy, but so jammed full that people just walk off, or don't have a place to sit. This can be done in two ways:

    1: Turn off Wi-Fi during lunch or peak times where people are going in to eat. This clears out the table campers for paying customers when demand is high. Alternatively, restrict it to 10-20 minute increments during these hours.

    2: There are may ways to limit Wi-Fi access. I like the idea of "preferred" accounts for people with unlimited wireless, and 30-120 minute tickets if one isn't on the list. This way, at least people using the Wi-fi have bought something recently, while people in the "premium" club with a yearly membership have a perk to keep renewing.

    3: Use a WISP service and let someone else manage the Wi-Fi stuff.

  126. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by L0rdJedi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Or you could just get up and keep an eye on it while ordering another coffee. I have yet to go to a coffee shop that was so big that you couldn't see every table and booth from the counter. Are you so fat and quiet that you can't yell or run after someone if they try to snatch your laptop?

    My god, the level of entitlement around here is sickening.

  127. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gosh... I thought Snarfbucks was selling a lifestyle, not (just) coffee. It must be gratifying for the folks that operate your local franchise to know that "real father-daughter time" can be had within the confines of their little caffeine-sugar shack. That having been said, as far as I can tell, there's nothing inconsistent about the mentality of people who want to take all they can from a company that wants to take them for all they can.

  128. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by ThinkWeak · · Score: 1

    There really isn't a difference. I think they are just noticing more of a trend with wifi slugs.

  129. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're sniping from across the street with a Pringles can, you're not taking up space in my coffee shop.

  130. Just tell them to leave? by acedotcom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    doesnt seem that hard....if you are running a business and you see ANY kind of squatter, walk up to them, tell them (or maybe post a clear set of rules or time limits AND ENFORCE IT) and kick people out when there time is up. every Panera Bread has free Wifi and they also have a clear set of rules posted. Honestly, TFA talks about being "disconnected" but they wont even walk up to these squatters and kick them out. instead of trying to preserve "the atmosphere" maybe they should be more concerned with maintaining services AND evicting deadbeats. Just eliminating a service seems like a lazy and spineless way to claim that you are being "unique" and preserving an specific atmosphere

    What do they do about people like me that bring their own modem (and then turn on its router) and use my own UNRESTRICTED network? would they let me sit there all day and nurse a coffee for hours because they dont have have the balls to tell me to leave?

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  131. King of Wifi-Squatters by ponraul · · Score: 1

    This is especially topical since this was spotted at the Barns and Noble on Rittenhouse square in Philadelphia last month.

  132. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by L0rdJedi · · Score: 1

    If you think it's insane to have fast food restaurants that exist solely to serve coffee, and that's it, a lot of us agree with you, especially as someone decided we needed them everywhere. But, they exist, you stand in line and get extremely overpriced coffee, and leave.

    The market, at the time, thought we needed them everywhere. Go to a Starbucks, it's busy, go to the one on the next block. There was a time when Starbucks couldn't get them built fast enough to keep up with the demand. Kind of like the .com era when everyone was starting a business to sell something online. Except this time the crash wasn't as big.

    Although, although they have no table service, for some reason some of them apparently think you should tip them.

    Um, no. When I go up to the counter and order there and carry stuff away, you don't get a damn tip. I tip people who wait on me.

    Um, no. The tip jar is there for people who want to leave the barista a tip. If they thought you should tip, there would be a line on the receipt for writing it in. The tip jar at a coffee shop is no different from the tip jar on a piano at a lounge. That guy doesn't wait on you either, but you're free to tip him. Same goes for the coffee place. They put the jar there, I'm sure, initially because some people want to tip. If you don't want to, then don't. That's why it's called a tip or "gratuity", because you don't have to do it if you don't want.

    Are you ok with bars? The exist largely on the same concept. You go in, stand in line (they don't all have waitresses), and order an overpriced drink. Someone decided to apply that to coffee and you're all up in arms.

  133. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by mariox19 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the Barnes & Noble I used to work at, it was the nursing students that were the most egregious offenders. They would grab all of the review books off the shelves, buy one cup of coffee (some individuals seemed not to bother even with this), plop themselves down in the cafe, and spend the entire Sunday afternoon studying for their exams. When they were done, they just left all of the review books they had spent the afternoon paging through on the table. Heaven forbid they purchase one.

    Once, when we had a performer invited to play the cafe (acoustic guitar and drum machine, or something), one of these clowns actually had the audacity to ask the manager how in the world he was supposed to be able to study with the music blaring.

    People can be absolutely shameless.

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  134. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    It's only speculation, but I suspect that they got tired of me and just let the wireless router go into disrepair. Oh well.

    Man, that's the saddest story I've heard on Slashdot all week. Taco Bell employees essentially throw you out because they don't like you. How low can you go?

    You need a hug.

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  135. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. Every lazy slug in the coffee shop would surely be paying for coffee refills if only they had table service. Until then, they are miserably confined to their seats.

  136. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by mopower70 · · Score: 1

    WiFi at these places is a privilege, not a right. You don't get to just buy a $2 drink, take over a table and hog it for hours during the busier part of the day. These cafes should have made it clear that if you want to stay during the busier time, that's fine and welcome, but you WILL be buying food and/or a steady supply of coffee.

    I'm assuming your policy should apply to business lunches, dates, book-reading, or any other activity that would normally consume table-space without continuous purchases? So you're all for chasing out every customer who doesn't come into your shop and consume, consume, consume? For your own sake, please, stay out of the food service industry.

    It'd be painful in the short term because they'd have to tell some of these entitled hoity-toities that it is a privilege, not an entitlement and if they want to complain they can just GTFO.

    If you've ever owned a business, you know that serving your customers is the real privilege. They're entitled to take their business wherever they want. FTFA: "I turn off the Wi-Fi and in 10 minutes all the computers are gone." And with those computers go your customers. If you've ever owned an eating establishment, you know the last thing you ever want to see is an empty business. Doesn't matter if those people are consuming or not: most people will instinctively pass up an empty restaurant for a busier one because the assumption is the service/coffee/food is better. What you're describing is a recipe for a failed business.

  137. This problem is over by Animats · · Score: 1

    Between longer battery life and cellular data connections, I'm seeing less of this in Palo Alto. A few years ago, I did see places with people on laptops camped at every table. Neotte, a high-end tea shop on University Avenue, offered WiFi and power outlets at every table. Nobody talked; once in a while, someone would order tea from the striking young redhead behind the counter. Neotte went out of business after a year. They were replaced by a coffee shop with fewer power outlets. Power outlets encouraged camping.

    The portable gadget thing seems to have peaked. A few years back, I saw a teenage couple come into a coffee shop in a strip mall in Palo Alto (yes, Palo Alto has strip malls). Each took out and set up 1) a laptop, 2) a cell phone, 3) an iPod, 4) a graphing calculator, and 5) their homework. They went quietly to work, barely talking to each other. I haven't seen that in years now. Today, there's been enough mobile device integration that one or two devices is enough, and carrying around a backpack full of gadgets is no longer cool.

    I've been to Coupa Coffee, the place mentioned in the article. This in a place with tiny round tables, no power outlets, heavy traffic, and a high noise level. The layout doesn't encourage camping. Their management doesn't really need to disable WiFi. They do have WiFi; I've been there with an overachieving friend who set up her laptop and iPhone. But that's unusual for the place.

  138. Not the only option by walllaby · · Score: 1

    Coffee shops aren't your only option for WiFi access these days. My local public library offers it, and I can sit there all goddamn day without spending even the $2 on coffee if I please. If businesses are tired of the WiFi road warriors, we'll go someplace else.

    That said, not all coffee shops are as busy as some of the comments here make them out to be. My regular place always has tables open, and admittedly, I'm one of those "bastards" who will buy a cup of coffee and sit for a couple hours net-browsing. Is my regular patronage and positive comments toward the business worth seeing a few less laptop lids open? If it is, I can certainly take my business elsewhere.

    All that said, I see nothing wrong with coffee shops taking out their WiFi. But they better be prepared with a customer base that can do without it.

  139. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

    Or have an account system with a "member card" Each $1 you spend gets you 5 minutes, or you can purchase time by itself if you dont want to buy anything else (say $1 for 15 minutes or so)

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  140. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A deadbolt is better, but can still be picked by higher-end criminals.

    Actually, a criminal would just kick in the door. The deadbolt doesn't help much.

  141. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by omglolbah · · Score: 1

    Creepy... that is the box I used :p

  142. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    I've stopped going to the store and take my girls someplace else.

    Fortunately, there are probably 4 dozen other Starbucks locations within walking distance of the one usurped by the scrap-bookers...

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  143. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHOOOSH!

  144. 2 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't need 2 hours to sip coffee.

  145. 3G broadband by MattBD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most coffee shops I've been in offer access to a commercial wi-fi operator's services - I had an account with BT Openzone for several years that I used, that cost me about £12 a month. It wasn't worth it, so I've switched to using a prepaid 3G mobile broadband stick - reception's not always great but it means I only pay for what I use. The truth is, public wi-fi just hasn't worked out the way people thought it would - in Norwich where I work they set up a municipal wi-fi network but it was never that great. Mobile broadband's generally cheaper and more flexible - means I have more options on where to sit with my Dell Mini.

  146. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    That's Insightful? You do realize, that you don't own that table and that chair, or do you? If I come in and I see all chairs occupied by laptop trolls, I leave, I don't bother staying in that coffee shop, so this is a coffee shop owner's problem so they have to deal with you, not me, or their business will die off.

  147. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by CyberDragon777 · · Score: 1

    Whoa, a "bring your own PC" Internet café! That's brilliant!

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  148. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 1

    People really can be shameless, and it's usually a sign of bad management when "customers" (I use the term loosely) are allowed to get away with that. Most competent managers would ask such a group to either buy the review books or leave.

  149. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by DavidTC · · Score: 1

    There's a difference between going up to get a drink instead of waiting to be served, and not having a waiter at all.

    And there's a different between going to a bar, and having someone come over to serve you even if they just have to walk down the bar...vs. standing in line, as I've done the few times I've gone to Starbucks.

    You are, at that point, even if you don't use a waiter, tipping more the concept of service. Yes, you didn't ask for it, but in theory if you had waved your arm and attracted their attention at the table they would have come over. Someone is standing there watching your table or bar location, ready to help you, even if you never ask for you. Usually they come over and see if you need service. And you tip them for that, even if you didn't need any.

    Meanwhile, at Starbucks, there is not even any hypothetical service, last I checked. I might tip waiters that don't do anything for me, but I don't tip non-existent waiters. Nor do I tip people I stand in line to buy things from. (Where exactly does that end? I start tipping the people at Taco Bell? The checkout clerk at the grocery store?)

    I wouldn't tip if I was in a bar without waiters either, although I've never even heard of such a place.

    Meanwhile, I do tip if I'm in a coffee shop with servers, as I've been before. (Although that was more a cafe with coffee shop attached.)

    If you don't want to, then don't. That's why it's called a tip or "gratuity", because you don't have to do it if you don't want.

    Maybe you think that way, but most people see tipping as a responsibility. I always tip, usually 20%. Except when I don't get any service, even if they've put up jars to try to get people to tip.

    Meanwhile, I'm sure there are some people working at Starbucks who are annoyed at me because they get paid assuming they get tips, which is a totally and utter scam on their management's part. 'Hey, I know, let's cut their wages and see if we can get people to nonsensically tip the difference for the imaginary service being provided!'. Don't blame me for that nonsense, speak up.

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  150. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by PrecambrianRabbit · · Score: 1

    This is the perfect response. I just want to add that it's amusing to see people come up with technological solutions, when the problem is so clearly a human one. If someone has been sitting at a table for the last four hours after buying one cup of coffee, and the place is packed with people looking for seats, then ask him to relocate. He's not generating any revenue for your store, and he's driving away other customers. What an amazing thought, that a manager should actually manage the store!

  151. Um, Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why aren't these shops just limiting DHCP lease time to like 1 hour and refusing to renew DHCP leases on each MAC for 24 hours? Sure, most of us could defeat that measure, but most jackoffs hanging out at coffee shops for free Web browsing won't know.

  152. mystery to me by parasite · · Score: 0

    Do they have a different culture in L.A. ? Out of the tons of places that say free Wi-fi here in Ohio, I can't honestly say I've ever once seen a person on a laptop using it in the past 6 months. In fact I wondered if some of them might shut it off because it is an expense that seemingly attracts no one.

  153. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You can run a small business on dialup if you're tight on funds, or DSL if you're impatient. That's much cheaper than any internet plan with enough bandwidth to handle freeloaders.

  154. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by mjwx · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to care, as a business owner, if ultra cheapass wants to mooch wifi. I don't care about the wifi.

    Wifi would be ridiculously cheap. Even in Australia a coffee shop can easily run on a DSL plan. If you cant recoup A$80 in a month your business model has bigger problems.

    I care about the sloth who isn't making me any money taking up a chair or a sofa or a table for hours on end.

    Here you make a very good point, rent, power, heating/cooling cost a bit but getting rid of Wifi wont help. This is a social problem so you'll have to deal with it socially. You need to make it clear that they need to purchase more drinks/food or shove off. Give them the subtle hint by sending a waitress over to take their order and if that doesn't work be a manager and kick them out, its not like you're losing a valued customer.

    Personally I've been guilty of buying one cup of tea and using a coffee shops wireless for 45 minutes. I've done this a few times but always when I've been 1000's of KM's from home and have no idea where a cyber is and need to access bank, email and so forth. If there is one connections you can count on almost anywhere in the civilised world is that you can get Wifi at any self respecting coffee shop. If this changes it will be at the coffee shops peril.

    I've also changed my MAC address to get around the 2 hour limit at KLIA LCCT (airport). The starbucks Wifi was free but they were playing the world cup and I wanted to get as far away from the Vuvuzela as possible.

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  155. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

    You must work for a phone company as they have tried to tell me the same thing, but the typical high volume use here is a guy doing video conferencing with his girlfriend, a girl playing some game on Facebook, someone else on youtube, a real estate agent uploading photos, others doing light web browsing/email/IM, in addition to the business use traffic. DSL plans around here are more than enough to handle peak usage and most of the time it's much lower. I just don't see a dozen people all trying to torrent half of the Pirate Bay. A DSL connection is all my shop has and nobody has yet complained about that. It works just fine. Then again, for places with heavier users, going with lower bandwidth could be a gentle way of making the problem self-correcting as the people who are only there for the network will find it not very useful and move on while it doesn't really affect the people who use it as the nice convenience that it's intended as.

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  156. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    That is a fine post. I was going to point out that people showing up at coffee shops and not buying much if anything has been happening way longer than coffee shops have been offering internet access. Coffee shops are bars for people not wanting to drink liqueur. They have been set up that way for that last couple of decades. They are specifically built to encourage people to hang out for long periods of time. That's what putting in big fluffy couches and bookshelves filled with books will do.

    The funniest part of the whole situation is that the moocher IS the coffee house demographic. Coffee house owners complaining about people hanging out and not buying stuff seems a lot like a bar owner who complains that people keep getting drunk at his establishment. Sure it would be great if every came in, plunked down their money, stayed long enough to make the place look popular, and then cleared the way for everyone else, but that isn't going to happen in bars, and it isn't going to happen in coffee shops. In either kind of place you will have to deal with the occasional person that gets out of control, the person that nurses his drink for hours, and even the occasional person that doesn't buy anything.

  157. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    You have obviously not seen some of the incredibly rude signs they put on the tip jars they put up around here. No doubt they started out thinking they were cute and funny, but they have moved well beyond that at this point.

  158. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

    WTF is with the idocy of contemporary "scrapbooking" any fucking way. I mean, look, stupid, if you buy it in a store, well guess what, it isn't a "scrap". As soon as I can afford it, I'm getting the fuck out of this imbecile nation.

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  159. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, the whole concept of tipping is ridiculous. Even when you buy a newspaper from a vending stand, someone has provided you service. The providing of service is inherent in doing business.

    The ironic thing is that in many if not most fast food places like McDonalds and Jack in the Box, if they are even a little backed they will offer to bring your food out to your table when it is ready. This politely gets you out of their way so they can take the next order.

    So, like you, I do tip at the normal places, but I have no illusions that it makes sense in restaurants or bars any more than it would make sense in a McDonalds.

  160. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

    Interestingly enough, that's why I make a point of buying furniture that's slightly uncomfortable rather than the cushy sofas, to get people to stand up now and then and maybe wander back to the counter for another drink or eye the bakery case. Some other shops do the same thing with music that's slightly too loud, bad lighting, or keeping the place too cold. Once upon a time there was a coffee shop not that far from where I live that I'd go to. It was definitely a local youth hangout, but the owner kept the heat off, bad lighting, uncomfortable furniture. He didn't buy coffee from me, but he got good stuff and his staff knew what it was doing behind the bar. The place was always packed and did good business, but one day the owner decided to move back to his home town and sold the place to his employees. They sat down and rather than leave a good thing alone, thought it would be cool if they made it like the coffee house on Friends. They put light bulbs in the fixtures, turned on the heat, brought in the cushy furniture. The place was still always packed, but nobody ever got up to buy another drink and they were out of business in less than a year. I still miss them. None of the other half dozen or so coffee shops that have gone into that location since have been anywhere near as good in terms of serving a delicious drink. That said, I love my customers who stick around all day. They bring their out of town guests, have their meetings at my shop, and are really some of my best word of mouth advertisers.

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  161. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Meski · · Score: 1

    Having to sit in a Starbucks and even smell their coffee... No, that's not free.

  162. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Meski · · Score: 1

    Next, I want a cafe that has cones of silence, aka cell-phone jamming.

  163. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by ormondotvos · · Score: 1

    Change the password every half hour. Suggestions for passwords: Arentyouhungryyet buysomething tanstaafl

  164. Peet's by Jeprey · · Score: 1

    Peet's gives you an hour only and then you need to buy something to get another ticket. Seems reasonable to me.

  165. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 1

    In Vienna we have traditional coffee shops. If you want to you can stay all day with one coffee. It even expected. You will never be asked to leave before closing time. We have had free wifi for at least 5+ years.

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  166. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    There have been times when circumstances are such that one doesn't have much choice but to work out of a wifi/coffee shop, say when your wife has a temp job 80 minutes' drive from home, and she doesn't have a license. Any time I've camped out in a coffee place to use wifi, I've purchased a reasonable amount of product (when edible food was available), and I've literally never seen a place without an empty table, so I don't really buy the claim that someone sitting quietly and consuming packets has anything to do with the bottom line. I've seen a number of places that do just what fuzzyfuzzyfungus below describes -- Cafe Ladro, eg., last time I was in one. When it's done properly, it's tolerable, but I long ago gave up on Tully's, as they seemed to route everything through an underpowered proxy of some sort, making the connection basically unusable.

  167. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by jbenwell · · Score: 1

    I'm at the office now. We have a business class connection. I'm pretty sure our cost would go up if we started offering Internet service to the public, and that we'd get in trouble if we simply put on a router and told everyone to go nuts.

  168. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by N3Roaster · · Score: 1

    My experience does not agree with your hunch. We've been running an open hot spot on a DSL connection for years. The phone company has known that we are doing that for a long time and their only concern is that they don't want to provide tech support our network (fair enough, I don't want them supporting my network either). The only thing that has happened with that connection over the years is that it has gotten faster and cheaper.

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  169. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I lie an atmosphere of peoplel quietly working on their laptops.

    At least, that's my experience.

    Yes, the free loader aspect can be dealt with pretty simply.

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  170. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Oh surprised a coffee person with a superiority complex. I am shocked I tell you, shocked.

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  171. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by geekoid · · Score: 1

    That's really nitpicey. Plus, if it doesn't cause any of the prices tp rise, and it hasn't, then it is effectively free.

    It is paid for by increase customer base.

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  172. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by geekoid · · Score: 1

    " if you think you can just go in and pay $2 and sit there for multiple hours surfing their internet, you need to wake up."

    if they don't have a rule for that, then it's fine.

    " I understand that bathrooms in nice restaurants are for their customers only"

    a policy I hate..
    Do you have any idea what ti's like to try and find a rest room when you have a 4 year old that needs to go?

    I mean, really Do you want my child peeing in your restroom, or on your door step?

    ALl the tiem I went to that resraunt don't score me points?

    reminds me of when I was about 11.
    I had to take a dump, bad. I asked the person at the 7/11 if I could use theirs, they refused.

    I told them I had to really go. They said no. I left, went to there dumpter are and dropped a big load.
    I had no choice. There where no other stores on the intersection. Just apartments.
    I had been going to the 7/11 for slurpees/candy/ last minute things for my family*. I wasn't some homeless smelly guy that was going to trash the place.

    *the 70's where a different time.

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  173. Re:They just need to treat it like it's a privileg by geekoid · · Score: 1

    actually, it's the owners allowing their space to become to crowded and loud for you.

    I wonder if you ever asked how much coffee they drank?

    Plus, scrapbookers have become a plague everywhere. My wife, and avid scrapbooker, can't stand them anymore. The took a small fun hobby and turned it into a 'thing' and now everyone is trying to be competitive and define their superiority by their time in.
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    As a nerd, I just told my wife: Welcome to my world. Wanna kill all humans?

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  174. Re:Fee Wi-Fi are a drain on the bottom line? by Meski · · Score: 1

    I'd have to be a masochist to want a Starbucks 'coffee'.