Now available from CaveCo for a limited time:
Tired of making typing errors?! Clicking on the wrong objects giving you migrains?! Well, NO MORE! CaveCo Introduces for the first time in the United States (and a small remote section of Yogoslavia), the Error O'Matic!
What is the Error O'Matic you ask? Well, let me tell you about it!
Error O'Matic is a lovely frame like device that wraps around the edge of your monitor. With the use of standard tools found in any home, you simply connect the wires from the Error O'Matic to the Internal Speaker of your PC. Special sensors in the Error O'Matic decipher signals to your PC Speaker, and determine if they are the result of normal sound effects, or if its...."AN ERROR BEEP". If the Error O'Matic detects an error, the decorative frame casually drops forward, at approximatly 75mph, making contact with the users fingers between the first and second knuckles. This mild sensation tells the users subconscious, "Oops, you made a Boo Boo!".
With this form of automated aversion therapy, you'll be computing error free in no time!
So, how much would you pay for a remarkable device like this? $19.99.....$29.99.....$39.99?!
NO?! Act now, and you will receive the Astounding Error O'Matic for the mere price of $349.99!!!!
AND WAIT, THATS NOT ALL!!!!!
If you are one of the first two callers, you will also receive, free of charge (excluding a S&H charge of $74.99), the Fantabulous New "Privacy Mouse"! When not deactivated by a password, Sensors in the Privacy Mouse detect when the cursor has moved over extensive areas of "Flesh Tone" colors on the screen. When detected, Privacy Mouse engages two tiny hypodermic needles from the Left and Right mouse buttons, that instantaneously inject the culprits fingertips with the venom of 250 Fire Ants! No more wondering if Jr. has been into your porn collection, eh!
YOU MUST ACT NOW! QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED!
Call 1-900-438-2583 (1-900-GET-CLUE)
(Have 2 or 3 credit cards ready!)
(Not available in all States. CaveCo is not responsible for deformations, lacerations, contusions, abrasions, rashes, allergic reactions, or psycho-sematic nervous ticks that may result from proper use of these products)
Because it is a rare instance when a corporation gets called to the carpet. Corporations are screwing up (and consumers), big time, on a daily basis. We only hear of a miniscule number of situations where the information leaks out, AND someone decides that its news worthy. SOP, and then send out the PR clowns when the SHTF.
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1. Size. These bactirium can supposedly create a biotransistor 5 microns square. 2. Power handling. The article states that the organic membranes may be able to handle >1MegaVolt. 3. Rugedness. They can't kill the things with ultraviolet, or other means. And with the ability to handle >1 MegaVolt potentials, it could reduce or elimnate static discharge damage. AS far as what they eat, I would guess from the article, that the bactirium are usually, if not always, in a state of perpetual hibernation, requiring no substanance. In fact, feeding them could be bad, as it would induce them into division. This could cause breakage, short circuits, or who knows what. I wouldn't want to come home to a computer foaming at the floppy.
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Now available from CaveCo for a limited time: Tired of making typing errors?! Clicking on the wrong objects giving you migrains?! Well, NO MORE! CaveCo Introduces for the first time in the United States (and a small remote section of Yogoslavia), the Error O'Matic! What is the Error O'Matic you ask? Well, let me tell you about it! Error O'Matic is a lovely frame like device that wraps around the edge of your monitor. With the use of standard tools found in any home, you simply connect the wires from the Error O'Matic to the Internal Speaker of your PC. Special sensors in the Error O'Matic decipher signals to your PC Speaker, and determine if they are the result of normal sound effects, or if its...."AN ERROR BEEP". If the Error O'Matic detects an error, the decorative frame casually drops forward, at approximatly 75mph, making contact with the users fingers between the first and second knuckles. This mild sensation tells the users subconscious, "Oops, you made a Boo Boo!". With this form of automated aversion therapy, you'll be computing error free in no time! So, how much would you pay for a remarkable device like this? $19.99.....$29.99.....$39.99?! NO?! Act now, and you will receive the Astounding Error O'Matic for the mere price of $349.99!!!! AND WAIT, THATS NOT ALL!!!!! If you are one of the first two callers, you will also receive, free of charge (excluding a S&H charge of $74.99), the Fantabulous New "Privacy Mouse"! When not deactivated by a password, Sensors in the Privacy Mouse detect when the cursor has moved over extensive areas of "Flesh Tone" colors on the screen. When detected, Privacy Mouse engages two tiny hypodermic needles from the Left and Right mouse buttons, that instantaneously inject the culprits fingertips with the venom of 250 Fire Ants! No more wondering if Jr. has been into your porn collection, eh! YOU MUST ACT NOW! QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED! Call 1-900-438-2583 (1-900-GET-CLUE) (Have 2 or 3 credit cards ready!) (Not available in all States. CaveCo is not responsible for deformations, lacerations, contusions, abrasions, rashes, allergic reactions, or psycho-sematic nervous ticks that may result from proper use of these products)
Because it is a rare instance when a corporation gets called to the carpet. Corporations are screwing up (and consumers), big time, on a daily basis. We only hear of a miniscule number of situations where the information leaks out, AND someone decides that its news worthy. SOP, and then send out the PR clowns when the SHTF.
1. Size. These bactirium can supposedly create a biotransistor 5 microns square. 2. Power handling. The article states that the organic membranes may be able to handle >1MegaVolt. 3. Rugedness. They can't kill the things with ultraviolet, or other means. And with the ability to handle >1 MegaVolt potentials, it could reduce or elimnate static discharge damage. AS far as what they eat, I would guess from the article, that the bactirium are usually, if not always, in a state of perpetual hibernation, requiring no substanance. In fact, feeding them could be bad, as it would induce them into division. This could cause breakage, short circuits, or who knows what. I wouldn't want to come home to a computer foaming at the floppy.