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  1. Bwahahahaha! on Hillary Clinton Declares 2016 Democratic Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    "You've made it clear that you listen to rush Limbaugh"

    This is a great example of the word "assume" making an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

    Fair warning. I get to use this in conversation over lunch. Should get quite a laugh from the actual Beck and Limbaugh dittoheads around the shop. :)

  2. Re:Hooray! on Hillary Clinton Declares 2016 Democratic Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    There's been stupid conspiracy theory class criticism of every president I've lived under on every possible point. (Well, I can't remember so much about JFK. I was one year old when he was assassinated.). With Obama, it can be racial, or that he's a muslim or the birther nonsense

    But there's also yet to be one that didn't deserve well thought out criticism of policy.

  3. The NSA Obviously: on Ask Slashdot: Best Medium For Storing Data To Survive a Fire (or Other Disaster) · · Score: 1

    Just create a web site lauding ISIS (or the little green men in Ukraine, or the North Koreans, etc. There's a long list.).

    You're guaranteed to have all your data backed up on the best quality archival storage the US government can find!

    Just don't get too over the top. Predator drones, you know. ;)

  4. Re:Hooray! on Hillary Clinton Declares 2016 Democratic Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    "If people consistently think your criticism has racial overtones "

    It's certainly not consistently, but has happened. Mostly I've chuckled at how ridiculous it is, or replied: In the words of Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon."

    Laughing at misplaced righteous outrage usually works a lot better than replying in kind.

  5. Re:Hooray! on Hillary Clinton Declares 2016 Democratic Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Doesn't matter what you say, you're going to be the devil incarnate to someone.

    Perhaps I'd get called that literally if I criticized Cruz or Huckabee.

    I must say that being the prince of Hell would be quite a promotion compared to the fat 50 something geek I thought I was. ;)

  6. Hooray! on Hillary Clinton Declares 2016 Democratic Presidential Bid · · Score: 5, Funny

    After almost 7 years of implications that I'm racist when I disagree with the surveillance and foreign policies of the current administration, I can look forward to now being called a sexist instead!

    Free at last!

  7. Re:ULA? on SpaceX To Try a First Stage Recovery Again On April 13 · · Score: 2

    "The United Launch Alliance is an unholy union"

    Unholy union. Is that like a seamless joint?

  8. What's your excuse? on Has Google Indexed Your Backup Drive? · · Score: 1

    So, you're saying you're a Republican?

  9. Re:Whatever turns you on: on Snowden Demystified: Can the Government See My Junk? · · Score: 1

    Obviously the old Usenet adage still applies: "There is no ironic humor so blatant that someone on the net wont take it seriously."

  10. Whatever turns you on: on Snowden Demystified: Can the Government See My Junk? · · Score: 1

    "Can the government see my junk"

    If the NSA people are that into seeing the junk of a 50 something fat geek, they can have all the look they want.

    Frankly, I and much of Slashdot would prefer Natalie Portman (even after becoming a mom), but I guess there's no accounting for taste.

  11. Re:TSA on Snowden Demystified: Can the Government See My Junk? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I thought they went a bit far for a first date. ;)

  12. Re:It is already determined on Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Near Launching Presidential Bid · · Score: 1

    "The next president will be either Jeb Bush, or Hillary Clinton"

    Making such an utterly conventional wisdom prediction anonymously so no-one can say you were wrong after 2016?

    I dub thee the Anonymous-Uber-Coward.

  13. Re:What they are probably meaning: on Graphene Light Bulbs Coming To Stores Soon · · Score: 1

    Good gravy. You'd better not watch any Monty Python or cartoons. The mental overload from taking seriously all of that intentional silliness might cause your brain to BSOD.

  14. I know it's wrong: on RSA Conference Bans "Booth Babes" · · Score: 2

    But I can't resist a flashback to a 1980s Wendy's commercial:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Very nice...

  15. Look, its Stallman: on RMS Talks Net Neutrality, Patents, and More · · Score: 1

    Unless you've been under a rock since 1983, you already know largely what position he's going to take when you go to his talk.

    Complaining about it is like going out of your way to attend a Baptist Tent Meeting and then complaining that they were evangelizing.

    I disagree with him on a number of areas (Surprise! Must be the first time someone has disagreed with RMS.), but he's worth listening to. Often there's a kernel of clue in what the more extreme types say.

  16. Re:Finally some libre hardware recognition on RMS Talks Net Neutrality, Patents, and More · · Score: 1

    A number of us brought that up in the questions session when he spoke at the University of Illinois back on March 16th. He hadn't mentioned it in his talk and didn't have much to say on it. Good that he's addressing it more now.

  17. Re:fathers on Scientists: It's Time To Resolve the Ethics of Editing Human Genome · · Score: 1

    We demand all natural chemical free son-in-laws!

  18. Re:Take a look at the graph in TFA on Analysis: People Who Use Firefox Or Chrome Make Better Employees · · Score: 1

    That might work until the word gets around that your call center only hires those that use FF or other non-default browser.

    And, yes, the word does get around if it's major employer and it's a consistent policy. There was an AOL support call center in Albuquerque while I was there in the 90s, and word about the right things to say when interviewing there was pretty quickly available.

  19. Re:Me fail English... on Why There Is No Such Thing as 'Proper English' · · Score: 1

    double plus ungood.

  20. Ok, let me get this straight: on Wikipedia Entries On NYPD Violence Get Some Edits From Headquarters · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You set up an open access, anyone can edit, system like Wikipedia, and you're surprised when people edit it when they might have a vested interest?

    This is the very reason why Wikipedia is a poor source on some political or controversial issues. Usually it's better for some of the technical issues, but not always.

    It's a powerful tool, but trying to make it something that it's not, a guaranteed to be unbiased source, is a bit unrealistic.

  21. "thought-crimes" on YouTube Video of Racist Chant Results In Fraternity Closure · · Score: 3

    On thing is for certain: The people in the video are quite safe from charges of thought crime.

    I think we can safely say there was damn little intelligent thought happening there.

  22. Freon? You gotta be kidding: on Google Introduces Freon, a Replacement For X11 On Chrome OS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You mean Freon as in R-11 or R-12 which increase the ozone hole and were banned? (It's Dupont's trademark. Wonder if they asked first.)

    Is the next release gonna be named Thalidomide? Or maybe Dimethyl Mercury?

  23. I've seen all of you I need to: on The Astronomer Who Brought Us the Universe · · Score: 1

    Oh no! There's a space nutter behind you. Run! Save yourself. I'll try to hold them off.

    Take this tinfoil hat. It may keep them from corrupting you telepathically!

  24. Re: Paul is obviously into Kancolle on Paul Allen Helps Find Sunken Japanese WWII Battleship Musashi Off Philippines · · Score: 1

    "Shimakaze is best fleet girl"

    Very nice, but I think I'll vote for Akagi from the anime version.

    (Of course, I'm even more of an Arpeggio of Blue Steel fan. Haruna is da bomb. :)

  25. Re:Hmmm .... on Physicists Gear Up To Catch a Gravitational Wave · · Score: 1

    If it shortened all dimensions equally and at the same time everywhere, it would be difficult. But you're looking for a difference in shortening (or lengthening) of one arm of the detector (or the test masses in that arm) relative to the other.

    It's a bit waves on the surface of a pond. Sometimes, they expand equally in all directions and form a circular pattern. Sometimes they are different in different directions. This can detect that difference.

    Even if the wave is symmetric in all directions, the squeezing/stretching can reach the arms of the detector at different times, just like the points on a circular ripple will reach the short at different times.

    Now, of course this is assuming that the waves travel at a certain finite speed (the speed of light as far as we know). If they traveled instantly so the change was everywhere all at once, things would be different.

    But, we have pretty solid reasons to believe that they don't travel instantly: That Nobel prize in 1993, I mentioned for example. The amount of energy lost in gravity waves was that of a traveling wave of finite speed, not something that traveled instantly.