User: Aalschover

And therefor I patent this piece of code

On: Melbourne Man Patents ... The Wheel

#include

int main(void)
{
printf("Hello, world!\n");

return 0;
}

And offcourse evere piece of code that does something like this...
While reading you have to realize that

• Special thanks goes to the women that has printf patented.
• This posting has nothing to do with my personal opinions what so ever.
• I'm _NOT_ responsible for anything I type.
• The above piece of code may OR may not exactly what you want it to do. It's your responsibility to figure that out.
• If your screen explodes during reading this comment. Or your computer crashes I don't feel responsible for anything it may have cause.
• I can make up extra rules whenever I want too

new search engine

On: Interview With Google's Director of Research

This company claims they are writing the new serach engine for Google. Click on clients and then #6.

It really says 'To fullfill their needs, we built a brand new searcg engine for Google.....'

[flash alert]

Re:Linus's Email

On: Ladies And Gentlemen, Linux 2.4

I guess the only thing he really want's is your help.

If wi'll give him that, he 'll be happy.

Re:"too easy"?! oh please!

On: Are Computers Getting Too Easy To Use?

He's right, if computers are really easy to use my mother would stop calling me every week. Now she does and here friend are doing it aswell: "Didn't you do Computer Science ?, please explain to me how I get the bold letters in MS-word !, and the Internet is broken could you fix it please?" And this goes on and on every other day. I'd love to see a simple O.S. it gives me a lot of rest ;)

ROTFLMAO

On: Leaked Quake IV Screenshots

Oh Yeah say I boy, tell them how it really works, come on it's allowed, this whole subject is just for us the troll's Let's have a break if CmdrTaco posts something like this they are allowed TO post whatever we like, come on give me one serious response on this subject that is NOT spam, troll, flamewar, whatever.

Then prove that allowing anonymity is pointless.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated

On: Silicon Retinal Implants Are Here

How long will it take before we look just like the Borg??

It might be in your brains

On: What Will The Internet Of The Future Be Like?

3 day ago I saw a program on Dutch TV about this. There was a man who did research on human genetics(Don't know his name anymore). But he was sure that in about 30 - 40 years you could get a brain inplant that alows you to comunicate with other people. I was puzzled when I saw the programm, we could turn into machines. But who knows, It seems handy.