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  1. Haiku on Crack for Sale · · Score: 2

    Crack dot com for sale
    Perhaps it will be sold to
    Virtual Crack Rock

  2. Haiku on The Author of Ping is Reported Dead · · Score: 2

    Pioneer of ping
    From mike.muuss: Destination
    Host Unreachable

  3. Haiku on Voices From The Hellmouth Revisited: Part 1 · · Score: 1

    Cheerleaders and jocks:
    Borg. Resistance is futile:
    The meme of high school

  4. Haiku on More Cracks In The SDMI Wall · · Score: 2

    If it can be heard
    Regardless of protection
    It can be copied

  5. Limerick on NASA Tests Flying Scooter For Commercial Take-Off · · Score: 1

    There once was a fellow from Ames
    Tried to fly into work just like planes
    But the testing commuter
    Crashed his air-hopping scooter
    Used his cell-phone, but never his brains!

  6. Re:Haiku on Mapping The Net And Hunting Down Evil · · Score: 2

    Japan: "senryuu".
    The common vernacular,
    In English: "haiku"

    Name them what you want.
    I understand my domain,
    Labels make not art

  7. Re:Limerick on What To Do If Linux Sneaks Onto Your Network · · Score: 1

    The humble poet,
    Smiling at the compliment:
    "You've just seen the start!"

  8. Re:Limerick on What To Do If Linux Sneaks Onto Your Network · · Score: 1
  9. Limerick on What To Do If Linux Sneaks Onto Your Network · · Score: 5

    There once was a man from IT
    Linux sneak'd to his desktop PC
    The OS, not supported
    His boss so purported:
    "You're fired, we run FreeBSD!"

  10. Haiku on Mapping The Net And Hunting Down Evil · · Score: 1

    Frightening prospect:
    Big brother is a Scotsman
    At least Stew seems cool

  11. Re:Haiku on Handling Spam from Large Commercial Entities? · · Score: 1

    In red leaves, I weep
    The slashdot masses know not
    What senryuu are

    Counting sylables
    Yours is neither, Anne Marrie
    But, thanks anyway

  12. Haiku on On The Nature Of Slime: Molecular Engineering · · Score: 4

    Welcome to Slashdot
    News for nerds: Stuff that matters,
    Recipes for snot!

  13. Haiku on Handling Spam from Large Commercial Entities? · · Score: 1

    With innuendo,
    Freethinking and sarcasm!
    Anne Marie, you rock.

  14. Haiku on Synthetic Interview With Bill Joy · · Score: 3

    The site's not working
    Good thing its just a program
    Bill Joy's slashdotted

  15. Re:Haiku on VIC20 As Wap Client · · Score: 1

    A good computer,
    But if I'd used T-R-S...
    The haiku: too long!

  16. Haiku on Freeze Recovery Drug - Step Toward Suspended Animation? · · Score: 4

    Hemos is correct
    Though it's a great advancement
    I won't beta test

  17. Haiku on Quimby2000 · · Score: 1

    Al Gore's a liar!
    The internet's true founder:
    Vote Professor Frink

  18. Haiku on VIC20 As Wap Client · · Score: 1

    You call that a hack?
    An overclock'd Trash-80
    Is my pacemaker!

  19. Haiku on The Ultimate Monitor · · Score: 1

    A trade of service
    Vendor hark, send free sample:
    Marketing haiku!

  20. Haiku on Atari Founder Debuts Linux-Based Game Machines · · Score: 1

    Network all bar-flies
    Now we know how it begins
    Soon we will be Borg

  21. Haiku on Music Owners' Listening Rights Act · · Score: 1

    Congress kills the law
    Having but one fatal flaw:
    It made too much sense

  22. Re:Haiku on Slashback: Injunction, Waivers, Black Hole · · Score: 2

    An unpracticed fool
    575 submits the post
    Missing a line break

  23. Haiku on Slashback: Injunction, Waivers, Black Hole · · Score: 2

    Signal Eleven?
    Perhaps... and it isn't me. 575's male!

  24. Haiku on Tivo/ReplayTV Are To TV What Napster Is To Music? · · Score: 1

    Now sharing taped shows,
    Geeks distriute their mainstay...
    Who wants to see pr0n?

  25. Haiku on ATI Radeon Released · · Score: 2

    ATI's new toy:
    Video card with more megs
    Than your first hard drive