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  1. Haiku on Slashdot Meets X-Men · · Score: 2

    Sabertooth had lines
    Lost on the cutting room floor
    He said "Napster Bad!"

  2. Haiku on India Plans Moon Mission In 2005 · · Score: 1

    Advanced rocket tech
    What a firghening prospect...
    India has nukes

  3. Re:Haiku on Inventor Building Rocket In Backyard · · Score: 1

    The poet smiles, nods...
    Hoping fans enjoy his work,
    Pleased when they applaud!

  4. Re:Haiku on Intel Announces Pentium 4 · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Pro was new
    So's MMX, three and four
    Two: Just a combo!

  5. Haiku on Intel Announces Pentium 4 · · Score: 2

    Labeling is false:
    The eighth generation chip
    Should be "Octium"

  6. Haiku on Inventor Building Rocket In Backyard · · Score: 5

    Home-made rocket ship
    Recipe for disaster
    Still safer than Mir

  7. Haiku on Quickiefest 2000 · · Score: 4

    Slashdot users drool
    A quickie would be best with
    Claudia Schiffer

  8. Haiku on Court Orders Owner Of Peta.org To Give Up Domain · · Score: 4

    Hypocritical...
    Deriding the parody
    When they do the same

  9. Haiku on Jackson Sends Microsoft Case To Supreme Court · · Score: 1

    Highest of all courts
    May decide on the fate of
    Lowest of all scum

  10. Haiku on Genetically Engineered "Smart" Mice · · Score: 1

    Intelligent mice
    Now, instead of India
    Outsource to rodents

  11. Haiku on Scientists Discover Interstellar ... Sugar? · · Score: 1

    Scientists explore
    The galaxy is sugar
    Milky Way indeed!

  12. Haiku on Examination of Indrema Linux console · · Score: 3

    Linux console, sealed,
    Wireless net game connection:
    Quake 3 at the pool!

  13. Wait... on How China Cracks Down On Internet Dissidents · · Score: 1

    The list, incomplete
    Dare one forget the poet?
    Five percent Haiku

  14. Haiku on Guidelines For Nanotech Safety · · Score: 2

    Nanotech safety:
    No science fair for Wesley
    He'll destroy the ship

  15. Haiku on Programmers Will Debut Free MP3 Alternative · · Score: 4

    Best compression rate:
    Poet reduces music
    To simple haiku

  16. Haiku on RadioShack To Co-Sponsor Lunar Mission · · Score: 2

    Lunar robot fails
    Transmits crappy images...
    Quite "Realistic"

  17. Haiku on Akopia Buys Minivend · · Score: 1

    Unknown free software
    Bought by unknown for-profit
    Slashdot: News for Nerds

  18. Haiku on AOL To Open AIM Protocol? · · Score: 1

    Instant Messenger
    Free for all to use until...
    Protocol "updates"

  19. Haiku on OpenBSD 2.7 Released · · Score: 1

    OpenBSD
    The only thing thats safer:
    An air-gap firewall

  20. Haiku on IBM Promises Logical Volume Management For Linux · · Score: 1

    Logical Volumes
    Avert the predicament:
    Root partition full

  21. Haiku on Wozniak Inducted Into Inventors Hall Of Fame · · Score: 3

    Hail Steve Wozniak
    Father of the home PC
    Resourceful and wise

  22. Re:Haiku on Can You Create An Intelligent Haiku Generator? · · Score: 3

    No way to be sure
    He is quaint but cumbersome...
    DOS batch file perhaps?

  23. Haiku on CD-R In A Digital Camera: The Ueber-Mavica? · · Score: 1

    CD Mavica
    Add a headphone jack and chip...
    MP3's to come?

  24. Limerick on Lego Institutes Bulk Ordering · · Score: 2

    There once was Miguel San Diego
    Who built his whole house out of Lego
    Though easy to fix
    He needed more bricks
    To repair his full-size Winnebago

  25. Limerick on Identification By Typing · · Score: 1

    There once was a company hyping
    A program that knew you by typing
    They miswrote the checkers
    It hunted the peckers
    And left all the touch-typists griping