Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Re:Picture of bills with US bill
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The Euro
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· Score: -1, Troll
Speaking as a Canadian, I have to say, I can never get over how authoritarian American money looks like. It would be right at home in the most totalitarian, oppressive society on Earth. Oh wait, it is!
Re:So what ASCII value will the Euro be?
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The Euro
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· Score: 0
Holy shit! That's the Euro symbol? How come it's showing on my computer, I'm using the default Windows 98 fonts and common sense dictates that I shouldn't be...
Anyways, it's nice to see John Carmack get the respect and recognition he deserves.
66.28.224.193
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as You Are
No idea, but my New Year's Resolution was to make Slashdot just a tad bit less relevant than it already is. I remember, I used to be a normal poster, had 13 Karma, posted at +1, and then, the AMD article came, and I happened to mention the personal (bad) experiences friends have had with AMD chips... I think you can all imagine what happened
hoo boy, I think that's when I realized, geeks are some of the most close minded fucks on the planet.
Thanks for listening
And Rob Malda, the ringleader, I have a special New Year's Resolution; I resolve to do everything in my power to make you unemployed by year's end. You see, I like to keep my New Year's Resolutions nice and easy.
That's what I thought too. Turns out those pin pricking machines are nearly identical to the handheld machines that Diabetics use to test their blood sugar level. (I'd never seen one at the time, so I didn't realize how common they were)
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
I was afraid that would happen. I was *this* close to using the word 'procedural,' because I couldn't remember if Java could be classified as imperative, but I thought imperative would sound much more pompous so I used it.
Sorry, these morons will never stand a chance of creating a product worth using until they all get a clue and switch over to Java.
But that'll never happen, because all the developers working on 'Free' software only know how to program using the imperative paradigm, and wouldn't know how to create a real 'API/Object Model' (whatever that means specifically to these GnobGobblers, God only knows) if their life depended on it.
Just stick to Windows. If it isn't broken, then why bother fixing it? It might sound trite, but it's an important lesson - you have your life to live, and Windows will allow you to waste as little of your remaining lifespan as possible.
A lesson these GnobGobbler/Linux.2 freaks will never learn.
You know, you could make a killer troll if you included all the real reasons that C is dead. Like the fact that it combines all the abstractness of Assembly language with all the low-level hardware access of Smalltalk.
Tut tut, as much as I hate GnobGobbler/Linux.2 and the entire GnobGobbler suite of 3rd rate programming/Sysadmin tools, I should point out that the EFF has little, or nothing, to do with free software.
I'm not sure how you came to the conclusion that it does, but I'm sure that it has something to do with that time you tripped and fell head first off of that cliff.
Slashdot Mirror
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Speaking as a Canadian, I have to say, I can never get over how authoritarian American money looks like. It would be right at home in the most totalitarian, oppressive society on Earth. Oh wait, it is!
That looks like a T with an o right beside it...
Holy shit! That's the Euro symbol? How come it's showing on my computer, I'm using the default Windows 98 fonts and common sense dictates that I shouldn't be...
Anyways, it's nice to see John Carmack get the respect and recognition he deserves.
66.28.224.193
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as You Are
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Indeed.
No idea, but my New Year's Resolution was to make Slashdot just a tad bit less relevant than it already is. I remember, I used to be a normal poster, had 13 Karma, posted at +1, and then, the AMD article came, and I happened to mention the personal (bad) experiences friends have had with AMD chips... I think you can all imagine what happened
hoo boy, I think that's when I realized, geeks are some of the most close minded fucks on the planet.
Thanks for listening
And Rob Malda, the ringleader, I have a special New Year's Resolution; I resolve to do everything in my power to make you unemployed by year's end. You see, I like to keep my New Year's Resolutions nice and easy.
Gee, another buffer overflow? Quelle surprise. Aren't there bounded array classes for C++? There's no excuse for this kind of nonsense.
That's what I thought too. Turns out those pin pricking machines are nearly identical to the handheld machines that Diabetics use to test their blood sugar level. (I'd never seen one at the time, so I didn't realize how common they were)
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
-Grunthos the Flatulent
That's the most disturbing website I've ever seen.
Thank you.
Shut up, Michael.
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
Oh you're from Iran
And you're very very Aryan
Aren't I clever, so very
very smart, I know
geography and world history
clever clever clever
So why won't you fuck me
Pale and Beautiful as you are
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Who let you out of the asylum?
I'm sorry, but you don't need a god damned double blind test for me to tell the perfectly fucking obvious - Variable bitrate sounds like SHIT.
And since OGG is VBR only, you can go fuck yourself and your test, it's last, dead fucking last, right down there with VBR MP3s.
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
-Grunthos the Flatulent
Goodbye to the beautiful Aryan, Meena[1].
http://rawa.fancymarketing.net/meena.html
*sniff*
[1]Yeah, she really needed a new hairdo, but that photo was from the 80s. Deal with it.
Why are so beautiful?
So very, very beautiful?
And yet so fragile.
So very, very fragile.
I wish you would spread
your legs for me, beautiful one.
But I know you won't.
Nothing temporary
No sigheh for me.
-Grunthos the Flatulent
I was afraid that would happen. I was *this* close to using the word 'procedural,' because I couldn't remember if Java could be classified as imperative, but I thought imperative would sound much more pompous so I used it.
Sorry, these morons will never stand a chance of creating a product worth using until they all get a clue and switch over to Java.
But that'll never happen, because all the developers working on 'Free' software only know how to program using the imperative paradigm, and wouldn't know how to create a real 'API/Object Model' (whatever that means specifically to these GnobGobblers, God only knows) if their life depended on it.
Just stick to Windows. If it isn't broken, then why bother fixing it? It might sound trite, but it's an important lesson - you have your life to live, and Windows will allow you to waste as little of your remaining lifespan as possible.
A lesson these GnobGobbler/Linux.2 freaks will never learn.
You know, you could make a killer troll if you included all the real reasons that C is dead. Like the fact that it combines all the abstractness of Assembly language with all the low-level hardware access of Smalltalk.
Tut tut, as much as I hate GnobGobbler/Linux.2 and the entire GnobGobbler suite of 3rd rate programming/Sysadmin tools, I should point out that the EFF has little, or nothing, to do with free software.
I'm not sure how you came to the conclusion that it does, but I'm sure that it has something to do with that time you tripped and fell head first off of that cliff.
Cute