Nerds tend to read about me and play RPGs based on my mythos. I don't, however, have any of them as friends, since I eat everyone I encounter. Nerds doesn't taste very well though. Either too skinny or too fat, and I don't really appreciate male virginity.
Hglahf nhraf hlaf... Are there any games where you get to kill all living humans, swallow a bunch of blue whales, rule the universe and put your tentacles in all kinds of places fo this X-box? I also wonder if there are any specialiced hand controls for "people" with just one "finger" on each "hand"...
Of course, you all have to vote for me (http://www.ctulhu.org). Othervise, I will devour you. I will certainly devour you all anyway, but those who vote for me won't be tossed around with my hideous tentacles as long as the rest. Besides that, I feel a strange appreciation for the candidate Al Gore. Maybe it has something to do with his name, I don't know. What do I know is that I now feel like torturing innocent old ladies by poking them with some soft cushions and placing them in the comfy-chair together with my hideuosly ugly companion Terry Gilliam, dressed in all the garments of the Spanish Inquisition! Now, isn't THAT special? GHRLGHNBLGHR!
What? SLACKware? I like it very much, since it remainds me of the sound of my tentacles crushing pathetic humans in one single hit! And I also like cruching humans. I think I'll do some of that right now, chrlghhrnhuh!
You christians are so pathetic that you are cute. People like you weren't around when I last went to sleep, and now there are loads of you, just waiting to be juggled around by my hideous tentacles. Did I say loads? I just heard that yours is in fact the largest religion among the humans. I would find than cmopletely hilarious if I didn't think that brains that contain at least SOME intelligence were tastier. I now find it hard to believe that there are any such brains present on this planet. I mean, Iä!, Shub NIGGURATH!
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...and the Depths are rising. Whahahaha!
Kneel before yer new leader!
Iä. That was fun...
You will all die!
Glugh glaff h'laff shlrlrgh!
Nerds tend to read about me and play RPGs based on my mythos. I don't, however, have any of them as friends, since I eat everyone I encounter. Nerds doesn't taste very well though. Either too skinny or too fat, and I don't really appreciate male virginity.
Hglahf nhraf hlaf... Are there any games where you get to kill all living humans, swallow a bunch of blue whales, rule the universe and put your tentacles in all kinds of places fo this X-box? I also wonder if there are any specialiced hand controls for "people" with just one "finger" on each "hand"...
Of course, you all have to vote for me (http://www.ctulhu.org). Othervise, I will devour you. I will certainly devour you all anyway, but those who vote for me won't be tossed around with my hideous tentacles as long as the rest. Besides that, I feel a strange appreciation for the candidate Al Gore. Maybe it has something to do with his name, I don't know. What do I know is that I now feel like torturing innocent old ladies by poking them with some soft cushions and placing them in the comfy-chair together with my hideuosly ugly companion Terry Gilliam, dressed in all the garments of the Spanish Inquisition! Now, isn't THAT special? GHRLGHNBLGHR!
What? SLACKware? I like it very much, since it remainds me of the sound of my tentacles crushing pathetic humans in one single hit! And I also like cruching humans. I think I'll do some of that right now, chrlghhrnhuh!
You christians are so pathetic that you are cute. People like you weren't around when I last went to sleep, and now there are loads of you, just waiting to be juggled around by my hideous tentacles. Did I say loads? I just heard that yours is in fact the largest religion among the humans. I would find than cmopletely hilarious if I didn't think that brains that contain at least SOME intelligence were tastier. I now find it hard to believe that there are any such brains present on this planet. I mean, Iä!, Shub NIGGURATH!