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  1. Re:Would this be a solution? on 1024-bit RSA keys In Danger Of Compromise? · · Score: 1

    counterintuitively, it actually only takes 2^112 times to break 56 bit triple des. details available in Applied Cryptography.

  2. Re:And? on Microsoft Kicks Playstation2 out of CeBit. · · Score: 2
    Ah, the other form of the idiot loser. The guy who marries the first chick who let's him do it doggy-style.

    And yes, of course I solve all my problems by fighting, what other way is there? You wanna take this outside? Do ya?!

  3. Re:And? on Microsoft Kicks Playstation2 out of CeBit. · · Score: 2
    This isn't a case of MS protecting it's lunch, to use your rediculous analogy. This is MS seeing Sony eat a cookie before lunchtime, and telling the teacher.

    Teach your kid to fight, not to rat. Unless of course you want this hypothetical kid to grow up like you, finally losing his virginity to a hooker named Candy on his 30th birthday.

  4. Re:And? on Microsoft Kicks Playstation2 out of CeBit. · · Score: 2
    Yeah, that's something to be really proud of. I guess you'll be proud if someday your kid is the snitch who says who was fooling around when the teacher was out of the room, too?

    Fucking retard.

  5. Re:MORE frequent flyer miles on Loki Aftermath Looks Bad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I carry a corporate AMEX, and I get to keep the bonus miles I earn on it myself. That's an even better deal, no?

  6. Risks of www.dnv.com on Computer Security Criteria · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Your webmaster, for instance, does not understand how to properly create a website, therefore their website creation software should be listed as high-risk.

    Click on 'classifications', then try to use any of the links on the left, register of vessels and such. The link for that is file:///registerofvessels. Needless to say, that link doesn't work too well on a public internet.

  7. Re:Here's an idea for a contest on 16th IOCCC Winners Announced · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, I've yet to find a brainfuck interpreter for *nix that doesn't blow goats. The I/O sucks ass in the standard interpreter, making it very hard to write real software with it, but not for the intended reason. I dare you to try to gather entropy from /dev/random in a brainfuck program.

  8. Re:ROCK AND ROLL IS EVIL! on Star Wars Collector.....Guitars? · · Score: 2

    And the terrorists didn't even kill the empire's workers for the most part. They killed a bunch of plumbers, and drywallers. Blue collar workers trying to make a living, glad that they landed a nice job on a large government project. The thing wasn't even done yet.

  9. Re:Simple solution on Netscape 6 is Spyware? · · Score: 1, Troll
    easier solution:
    cat >> /etc/hosts
    127.0.0.1 www.netscape.com
    ^D

    The only reason to use pico is if you're too fuckwitted to learn how to use a real editor.

  10. "a very effective radiator" on The Incredible Shrinking Antenna · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Am I the only person who doesn't particularly like the idea of "a very effective radiator" next to my head part of the time, and next to my balls the rest of the time?

    It'd be nice to not have an antenna to break off, but I don't want it to be any more effective than the current ones, unless it's more directional, which the article does not indicate it is. More effective cell coverage seems a better solution to me.

    On the other hand, some of the other applications sound mighty nice, especially for military vehicles and such.

  11. Re:The Lower UID Wins on LED Lights: Friend or Foe? · · Score: 2

    That's the dumbest thing I've ever read, and I must be right.

  12. Re:The Cheap Alternative to Subscribing on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    yo Jamie, ever heard of wget?

  13. Re:Your lawyer is a fucking retard on Abusing the GPL? · · Score: 2
    To use your fuckwitted analogy , the person asking the question isn't an innocent bystander. They're holding the legs down because a lawyer is saying 'that's not rape, you just happened to give a free ankle massage to the person, while they were being raped'.

    Enough with your rape fantasy though, why can't anybody on slashdot hold a conversation without comparing apples to volvos?

  14. Your lawyer is a fucking retard on Abusing the GPL? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    If you start with the code, remove comments, change variable names and whitespace... it's still the same code, AND it's a derivative work, subject to the restrictions on the GPL.

    I think what your lawyer meant to say was 'you probably won't get caught, and if you do those damned GPL hippies can't afford lawyers anyway'.

    By not being willing to put public pressure on your employer to stop this, you're as culpable as they are. The crime is being commited with your full knowledge of the action and the fact that it's illegal. Failure to report your company could leave you personally liable in the future.

  15. Re:PayPal? on Announcing Slashdot Subscriptions · · Score: 2
    As a dissatisfied customer, I dare you to get a useful response from their webform. I challenge you to get their customer service phone number (there's no such thing). I challenge you to free up very large sums of money, seized illegally, without cause. Oh WAIT, you CAN'T. Because they're not run like a real company, everything either goes well, or you get fucked anally.

    My problem with paypal isn't that I had a problem, it's that despite long, patient efforts, I couldn't get them resolved. I couldn't get my money back. I can't send MY MONEY to anybody else.

    As far as I'm concerned, paypal executives deserve jailtime for theft.

  16. Re:A local college name.... on What's the Worst Acronym You've Ever Heard? · · Score: 1

    Damn, first F.U.C.K. goes away, and now Beaver College (formerly an all girls school) changes their name to Arcadia. I miss the good old days.

  17. Re:I haven't seen TWAIN mentioned yet... on What's the Worst Acronym You've Ever Heard? · · Score: 2
    TWAIN isn't an acronym, according to the twain.org FAQ:
    The word TWAIN is from Kipling's "The Ballad of East and West" - "...and never the twain shall meet...", reflecting the difficulty, at the time, of connecting scanners and personal computers. It was up-cased to TWAIN to make it more distinctive. This led people to believe it was an acronym, and then to a contest to come up with an expansion. None were selected, but the entry "Technology Without An Interesting Name" continues to haunt the standard. "
  18. written recommendations on Can You Be Sued for Written Employee Recommendations? · · Score: 2
    As an accredited member of the slashdot bar association, I can say with certainty 'YES!'

    There's a reason many companies have adopted a no recommendation policy, and it's because, you guessed it, you can get sued for ANYTHING in the good ole U.S. of A.

  19. Excellent question on Organization Structure Recommendations for Technical Depts? · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is an excellent question, and an intelligent way to proceed. By showing the new HR department that 15 semi-anonymous inhabitants of the Internet prefer the method you prefer, they'll surely adopt your preferred scheme, stat!

    Oh wait...

  20. Old News on ESR Says as PCs Get Cheaper, Windows Will Die · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, this is shocking. First ESR claims that Microsoft is doomed. What's next, RMS claiming that the GPL is the One True License, or JWZ saying that Netscape sucks now?

  21. Re:Why then do they want control of DNS? on ICANN CEO Proposes Radical Changes · · Score: 2

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  22. Re:K.I.S.S. on What Makes a Good Web Design? · · Score: 1, Flamebait
    ALWAYS pop up external links into a new window. It pisses the HELL out of me when I click on a link IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARTICLE and end up LEAVING the site and have to hit back, then select to open the link in a new window.
    Did your momma drop you on your fucking head? Try middle or right clicking. or option-clicking or something if you're a mactard.

    It takes a special kind of stupid to not understand the whole point of hypertext. Congratulations, fuckwit, you have that stupid!

  23. Re:Why then do they want control of DNS? on ICANN CEO Proposes Radical Changes · · Score: 2
    1. It did break once. Two parts each broke once. Shut the fuck up.
    2. Ford had no reason to do anything for you. Seeing as you seem to be quite a cock, they're probably glad you're buying Toyota. Shut the fuck up.
    3. When you got the fluids changed did you get status on the previous condition? If not, you ignored the warning signs. Shut the fuck up.
    4. Why should they should they have had psychic powers to know to replace another part that didn't appear to be broken? Shut the fuck up.
    5. Poor Toyota, Lucky Ford. Shut the fuck up.
    6. I stand by my assertion that you probably drive like you write; like a fucking retard. Shut the fuck up. Nobody feels your pain.
  24. Impressive on ULTra Robo-Taxi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wow, a maximum of 25MPH. This thing could change everything. It could be bigger than the Segway!

    And instead of running on inconvenient roads, you just need to build a special 1.5 meter track to your destination. My, this IS cheaper and easier than driving!

  25. Re:Why then do they want control of DNS? on ICANN CEO Proposes Radical Changes · · Score: 2
    Your rant makes no fucking sense, your car probably died because you drive like you write, dumb and angry.

    Your car died long after warranty. Boo fuckin hoo. I bet you didn't get proper regular maintainance, or you ignored some warning signs, since transmissions usually start messing up their fluid long before they have parts die.

    Then a different part dies a few months later, thems the breaks. Don't blame Ford for one shitty service department.

    Besides, if you wanted a reliable car, you shouldn't have bought American, you fool.