This is a game that my friends and I invented at a party. It's really simple, and we set the core rules up after just one round.
First you get everybody in a circle(you don't have to but it just makes it go easier), then you have everybody write down 3+ questions and 3+ answers, they do not have to match each other, just no one word things like "Why?" and "Yes", and you need to make as many questions as you do answers and visa versa. Then you put all the questions in one hat, and all the answers in the other. You pass the hats around and 1 person draws 1 question, and the person next to him/her draws an answer. Then the question is read exactly how it is written on the paper, and then the answer is read. Note that it will make little or no sense 50% of the time, but of the other 50% that does work it is soooo very funny(especially at 4AM, or after a few shots).
The trick to making it work well is to use as general a question and answer as possible, it seems to work better that way, and no one word questions or answers, even though they may work some times it just isn't normally funny.
This is great. My vote actually counted. I was voting for Harry Brown, but i swapped my vote with a friend in KY. I voted for Gore here in FL so it would help him, and he voted for Brown in a 70% Bush state, worked great for the both of us! The thing in FL at the moment is the current gov Jeb Bush and the republicans are laying off 25% of state employees. So most of the state workers (like me) voted Gore. Also the absentee votes can take up to 10 days to come in to be counted. So we may not know who the Presedent is for over a week!
Here is the FCC's page about dealing with solicitors: http://www.fcc.gov/ccb/consumer_news/unsolici.html
That should at least help you take care of AT&T.
I think that they have a rule in the application for becoming a telemarketer that you must have already sold your soul to Satan. Then I bet you have to go through a six-week training course on the basics of evil and how to use it in your calls.
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This is a game that my friends and I invented at a party. It's really simple, and we set the core rules up after just one round. First you get everybody in a circle(you don't have to but it just makes it go easier), then you have everybody write down 3+ questions and 3+ answers, they do not have to match each other, just no one word things like "Why?" and "Yes", and you need to make as many questions as you do answers and visa versa. Then you put all the questions in one hat, and all the answers in the other. You pass the hats around and 1 person draws 1 question, and the person next to him/her draws an answer. Then the question is read exactly how it is written on the paper, and then the answer is read. Note that it will make little or no sense 50% of the time, but of the other 50% that does work it is soooo very funny(especially at 4AM, or after a few shots). The trick to making it work well is to use as general a question and answer as possible, it seems to work better that way, and no one word questions or answers, even though they may work some times it just isn't normally funny.
This is great. My vote actually counted. I was voting for Harry Brown, but i swapped my vote with a friend in KY. I voted for Gore here in FL so it would help him, and he voted for Brown in a 70% Bush state, worked great for the both of us! The thing in FL at the moment is the current gov Jeb Bush and the republicans are laying off 25% of state employees. So most of the state workers (like me) voted Gore. Also the absentee votes can take up to 10 days to come in to be counted. So we may not know who the Presedent is for over a week!
Here is the FCC's page about dealing with solicitors: http://www.fcc.gov/ccb/consumer_news/unsolici.html
That should at least help you take care of AT&T.
I think that they have a rule in the application for becoming a telemarketer that you must have already sold your soul to Satan. Then I bet you have to go through a six-week training course on the basics of evil and how to use it in your calls.