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  1. safe to eat on NOAA Study: Radiation From Fukushima Very Dilluted, Seafood Safe · · Score: 1

    that's providing you don't eat any of the fishes six eyes

  2. what a waste on Young Butchered Mammoth Discovered In Siberia · · Score: 5, Funny

    even 10,000 years ago you couldn't get junior to finish his meal when there were starving neanderthals on the next continent

  3. The bad guy is always English on Why Are Fantasy World Accents British? · · Score: 1

    Hollywood always casts the bad guy to be ethnic of the country the currently hate. Or they default to a Pom (that's Aussie for a Brittish guy}

  4. Re:Copyright on Supreme Court Throws Out Human Gene Patents · · Score: 1

    Correct: but you missed my other mistake that I confused Genes with jeans, or was I making a pun and I needed to confuse those two facts to brighten your day? The first law of journalism "Never let the facts spoil a good story!"

  5. I agree on Your Privacy Is a Sci-Fi Fantasy · · Score: 1

    It's also my fantasy that people are prying at my privates

  6. Genes have been patented for years on Supreme Court Throws Out Human Gene Patents · · Score: 4, Funny

    didn't Levi patent Genes years ago or did he just invent them?

  7. think of the upside on Queensland Police to Look For Unsecured WiFi Spots · · Score: 1

    More police driving around looking for naughty free Wi-Fi means less police driving around looking for drunk drivers. Tip buy shares in auto repairers and funeral homes.

  8. we target the wrong people on Why Linux Can't 'Sell' On the Desktop · · Score: 1

    When other OS users see Linux they groan at the thought of re-learning how to use a computer and believe it will be too hard to change. We should be targeting first timers (children). Once they discover how easy and logical Linux is you have a customer for life!

  9. he got rich from fraud on Man Convicted For Helping Thousands Steal Internet Access · · Score: 5, Insightful

    don't to the crime if you cant do the time

  10. then what about the god particle? on Faulty Cable To Blame For Superluminal Neutrino Results · · Score: 1

    OK neutrino have to follow the law but god particles can travel at any speed they god dam feel like!

  11. Ask any redneck for a hangover cure on Mild Electric Shock To Brain May Boost Spatial Memory · · Score: 1

    Stagger out to the fence and hang onto the electrified wire it's the best hangover cure I ever tried. Peeing on the electric fence has the opposite effect.

  12. Glad I'm not her husband on 83-Year-Old Woman Gets New 3D-Printed Titanium Jaw · · Score: 2

    If she wore out her old jaw nagging her old man, how many nags will it take to wear out a titanium one!

  13. so that's how you send money on Why the Raspberry Pi Won't Ship In Kit Form · · Score: 2

    I have been pushing mine into the slot in my computer box thingie, you know the one just below that opening cupholder.

  14. Re:Not Surprise for MegaUpload on Megaupload Drops Lawsuit Against Universal Music · · Score: 1

    I agree because from my experience almost every one in NZ is very Nationalistic and hates the way America thinks that it can tell them what to do. Public opinion will sway the NZ Government to tell the US to go jump.

  15. Re:Spelling on International Organization To Assess Earth Defense From Space Dangers · · Score: 2

    actually it should be spelt organisation,

  16. Who says he is an atheist? on Indonesian Man Faces Five Years For Atheist Facebook Post · · Score: 1

    Just because he doesn't believe in the supernatural you shouldn't assume he is an atheist he is probably a bright http://www.the-brights.net/ A bright's worldview is free of supernatural and mystical elements

  17. think of the upside on Sunspot Tosses Plasma Cloud Toward Earth · · Score: 1

    At least this will give Hollywood some new script material instead of remaking classics into shockers. I.E. Chuck Norris kicks the solar storm's butt, would be an instant classic!!

  18. Re:Lesser Evil on Israel Faces Escalating Cyberwar · · Score: 1

    I agree, those Palestinian rocks sure make some serious scratches on the israel tanks

  19. This is forward thinking on BASF Moves GM Plant Research From Europe To US · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is nothing new, for years business has been shifting manufacturing to impoverished countries to take advantage of cheap labour. They are just thinking ahead!

  20. Re:They're still around? on Occupy Protesters Are Building a Facebook for the 99% · · Score: 0

    so when you say "we beat the Germans" you must be Russian as the Americans did practically nothing in both world wars.

  21. Lan down under on Inside the World's Largest LAN Party · · Score: 0

    What else would you call an Australian LAN except LAN down under.

  22. Re:How about on Massive Rare Earth Deposit Found In Australia · · Score: 0

    Who would want to be in bed with the OZ prime minister? Not me. The only one who in interested in getting inside her pants is her limp wristed hairdresser partner, and that's only for show.

  23. Re:close, but no cigar.. on A Linux Distro From the US Department of Defense · · Score: 1

    What! stick a flash drive in the slot then hit the power button is too technical for our grunts - then perhaps you are right!!!!

  24. will they can crack stain resistance next? on Scientists Put an End To Smelly Socks · · Score: 1

    Then we can throw away our pocket protectors and blend into society.