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Faulty Cable To Blame For Superluminal Neutrino Results

smolloy writes "It would appear that the hotly debated faster-than-light neutrino observation at CERN is the result of a fault in the connection between a GPS unit and a computer. This connection was used to correct for time delays in the neutrino flight, and after fixing the correction the researchers have found that the time discrepancy appears to have vanished."

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  1. Glad they found the error by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am glad they went through the proper process of verifying all the hardware and have gotten to the bottom of this little fiasco - but wow, they have to be biting their lips in frustration.

    I also expect a cable manufacturer is likely to be getting a strongly worded email in the near future.

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    1. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am glad they went through the proper process of verifying all the hardware and have gotten to the bottom of this little fiasco - but wow, they have to be biting their lips in frustration.

      Why is this a fiasco? After all they discovered a pretty cheap way for FTL - just use defective cables!

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    2. Re:Glad they found the error by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I am glad they went through the proper process of verifying all the hardware and have gotten to the bottom of this little fiasco - but wow, they have to be biting their lips in frustration.

      Why is this a fiasco? After all they discovered a pretty cheap way for FTL - just use defective cables!

      This model hasn't worked for government, why should it work for Science?

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    3. Re:Glad they found the error by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I also expect a cable manufacturer is likely to be getting a strongly worded email in the near future."

      Not really, Monoprice does not really care if the customer is doing science with their low price cables.

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    4. Re:Glad they found the error by SimonTheSoundMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure Denon will have a "faster than light" TOSLINK cable for sale for $1,000+ in no time. Better to get those audio bits before time itself.

    5. Re:Glad they found the error by gstrickler · · Score: 5, Informative

      The cable transmitted the signal 60ns faster than the time used in their compensation. I wouldn't call that defective.

      Either the cable is shorter than they thought, or it's propagation factor is higher than specified, or they simply used the wrong number in their original calculations.

      Way too early to blame anything on the cable manufacturer.

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    6. Re:Glad they found the error by msheekhah · · Score: 2

      The cable wasn't properly secured. It wasn't defective.

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    7. Re:Glad they found the error by ackthpt · · Score: 2

      The cable transmitted the signal 60ns faster than the time used in their compensation. I wouldn't call that defective.

      Either the cable is shorter than they thought, or it's propagation factor is higher than specified, or they simply used the wrong number in their original calculations.

      Way too early to blame anything on the cable manufacturer.

      What's tuggin away at my trouserleg of concern is: How many other experients, with this cable in place, turned out as expected?

      Bit of a poser, that one.

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    8. Re:Glad they found the error by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Denon will have a "faster than light" TOSLINK cable for sale for $1,000+ in no time. Better to get those audio bits before time itself.

      And for their next trick they'll work in Super-Sonic Audio, which arrives at the ear before it's transmitted from the audio drivers. Marvelous.

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    9. Re:Glad they found the error by AndrewNeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      They're so fast they're already out!

    10. Re:Glad they found the error by NEDHead · · Score: 3, Informative

      even if the propagation was at the speed of light through the cable, it would mean about a 60 length discrepancy. Unlikely to be missed

    11. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're so fast they're already out!

      Mod parent +Informative, please!

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    12. Re:Glad they found the error by tjohns · · Score: 2

      What's tuggin away at my trouserleg of concern is: How many other experients, with this cable in place, turned out as expected?

      Bit of a poser, that one.

      Likely none.

      My understanding is that the GPS setup was designed specifically for this experiment. Most experiments conducted at the LHC (or Gran Sasso) would be done entirely on-site and therefore don't need a super-accurate global time source.

    13. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am glad they went through the proper process of verifying all the hardware and have gotten to the bottom of this little fiasco - but wow, they have to be biting their lips in frustration.

      Why is this a fiasco? After all they discovered a pretty cheap way for FTL - just use defective cables!

      This model hasn't worked for government, why should it work for Science?

      Because, unlike government (chaotic by nature), science is deterministic?

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    14. Re:Glad they found the error by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with the cable. Any decent GPS time source has a means to correct for the propagation time from the receiver to the computer it's attached to. They just forgot to account for it.

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    15. Re:Glad they found the error by Freddybear · · Score: 2

      I don't think "deterministic" is exactly the right word to use there. Suffice to say that science insists on verification, which government abhors.

    16. Re:Glad they found the error by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Some would argue that it has worked for government. Worked rather well, in fact.

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    17. Re:Glad they found the error by alcardil · · Score: 2

      It's always Layer 1

    18. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Suffice to say that science still insists on verification, which government abhors.

      FTFY. Not to worry though, it won't take long; after all precedents exist and, if the electorate require it, I'm sure the politicians will oblige ( ;) )

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    19. Re:Glad they found the error by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      If I understand TFA right, they did account for it - the problem was that they over-accounted.

    20. Re:Glad they found the error by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen anything that specified the length of the cable, but at C, 60ns is ~ 18m. @.6C (typical fiber optic) ~11m. If it's a lengthy cable, small percentage differences in the length and/or index of refraction can easy amount to 60ns.

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    21. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      This this is science. We have skeptics who questioned the initial results. The result authors went back and reexamined the evidence, test setup, etc. Somewhere in this process, they found the truth.

      Contrast this to the climate change fanatics. They tried to shout down, censor those who are skeptical of their bogus reports.

      Science wins again.

      I am going back to burning my Bible and Quaran because it's cold as hell here.

    22. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      always check your optics!

    23. Re:Glad they found the error by flappinbooger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've made mistakes and I've had bad cables, but man, I can't imagine dealing with something where the whole world is hearing about it....

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    24. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrast this to the climate change fanatics. They tried to shout down, censor those who are skeptical of their bogus reports.

      There's a difference between censorship and simply refusing to help those who call you a fraudulent, corrupt liar.

    25. Re:Glad they found the error by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      The cable transmitted the signal 60ns faster than the time used in their compensation. I wouldn't call that defective.

      Either the cable is shorter than they thought, or it's propagation factor is higher than specified, or they simply used the wrong number in their original calculations.

      Or electrons travel faster in the cable than the known laws of physics allow.

      This "explanation" just moves the problem from neutrinos to electrons.

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    26. Re:Glad they found the error by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2

      This this is science. We have skeptics who questioned the initial results. The result authors went back and reexamined the evidence, test setup, etc. Somewhere in this process, they found the truth.

      Yes, this appears to be exemplary. They published their suprising observations, that got feedback, answered questions, carefully repeated their work, got the same results...

      Too bad, really, that this turned out to be an "oh, sh*t" moment rather than a "gee, that's funny" moment.

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    27. Re:Glad they found the error by gstrickler · · Score: 2

      Would be funny, except:

      1. It's a fiber optic cable, it's photons, not electrons.

      2. Neither photons nor electrons travel near C in a cable, they travel around 0.6C-0.7C, so they don't have to exceed C to arrive 60ns early.

      Nice try though, I did get a brief chuckle out of it.

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    28. Re:Glad they found the error by rainmouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Suffice to say that science insists on verification.

      Except in the case of Global Warming. Where the overwhelming majority of the worlds science community is contradicted by a few rogues being funded by energy companies. It indicates that being insanely rich is a great way to get most of republican Americans to believe a world wide scientific conspiracy is more likely than the concept that energy firms may just be falsifying research to protect their profit margins.

      There I fixed it for you.

    29. Re:Glad they found the error by justforgetme · · Score: 2

      nature is deterministic, not science.

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    30. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 3, Funny

      nature is deterministic, not science.

      WHOOSH!
      Also, tell this to any subatomic particle next time you meet one face to face. Meantime, please abstain from opening the Schrodinger's cat box.

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    31. Re:Glad they found the error by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      thats a real pain in the arse, it takes away my chance to say "they don't understand it so God did it".... damn damn damn

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    32. Re:Glad they found the error by jpapon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Neither photons nor electrons travel near C in a cable, they travel around 0.6C-0.7C

      Not to be pedantic, but electrons do not travel anywhere near "0.6C-0.7C" in a cable. The signal may propagate (outside of the cable) at that velocity, but the electrons themselves move much much slower.

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    33. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think "deterministic" is exactly the right word to use there. Suffice to say that science insists on verification, which government abhors.

      Only pseudo-science insists on verification, actual science insists on falsification.

    34. Re:Glad they found the error by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      After sixty years in enclosement I'm pretty shur the cat will be dead.
      Also saying that sub at sub atomic sizes things become indeterminable is very quite bold.

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    35. Re:Glad they found the error by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      wtf?
      shur -> shure
      sub at sub atomic -> at sub atomic

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    36. Re:Glad they found the error by MCROnline · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean the near past :)

    37. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 1
      Double -WHOOOSH.
      I can't determine why are you so determined to play Dr Sheldon Cooper/Amy Fowler (the sex is indeterminate for the moment, I promise to spend little energy to determine it; it may take a long time) and be such a killjoy. Or are you just playing stupid? Based on your answer, I'll determine my position (even if my momentum will be quite unpredictable).

      After sixty years in enclosement I'm pretty shur the cat will be dead.

      Being an "expérience de pensée", I can assure you the cat is still in the same state as in the beginning and will stay so as long as there will be someone to think of it.

      Also saying that sub at sub atomic sizes things become indeterminable is very quite bold.

      Yes, quite! Heisenberg was very bold in his time.

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    38. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 1

      I still prefer Italian coffee, it's stronger, allows a better experience on /. in the morning; you should try it.
      Greek coffee works almost as fine (but not quite)... and it's harder to get it in the morning in Melbourne.

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    39. Re:Glad they found the error by captainpanic · · Score: 1, Funny

      I also expect a cable manufacturer is likely to be getting a strongly worded email in the near future.

      They probably received it alreacy before the scientists found the faulty cable. It's Italy, so there are probably also some faulty internet cables.

    40. Re:Glad they found the error by stjobe · · Score: 3, Informative

      Prove it false, and you are out of a job.

      A proof is sufficient evidence or argument for the truth of a proposition, never for the falsity of a proposition.

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    41. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I also expect a cable manufacturer is likely to be getting a strongly worded email in the near future."

      Couldn't have happened in the US. Government Agencies here use gold plated monster cables for 1000$ apiece.

    42. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > Glad they found the error.

      As I read it [ only Slovak translation with no original sources included - shady Slovak jurnalism :( ], they havent found any error. They want to make a third run of tests. They theorize that if any error has ocured, it could be because of a faulty cable to the GPS or because of some oscilator. So they will switch those 2 things and rerun the tests till the end of 2012.

    43. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Found some "original" text: [from press.web.cern.ch]
      UPDATE 23 February 2012
      The OPERA collaboration has informed its funding agencies and host laboratories that it has identified two possible effects that could have an influence on its neutrino timing measurement. These both require further tests with a short pulsed beam. If confirmed, one would increase the size of the measured effect, the other would diminish it. The first possible effect concerns an oscillator used to provide the time stamps for GPS synchronizations. It could have led to an overestimate of the neutrino's time of flight. The second concerns the optical fibre connector that brings the external GPS signal to the OPERA master clock, which may not have been functioning correctly when the measurements were taken. If this is the case, it could have led to an underestimate of the time of flight of the neutrinos. The potential extent of these two effects is being studied by the OPERA collaboration. New measurements with short pulsed beams are scheduled for May.

    44. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, I predicted this years ago, when their incompetence first surfaced to the world:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50ZssEojtM

    45. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've made mistakes and I've had bad cables, but man, I can't imagine dealing with something where the whole world is hearing about it....

      Yes Yes, poor incompetents with their own particle accelerator - they should fire everyone and give the damn thing to someone who knows how to use it. 2 separate runs over nearly a year and they produce the same bad result because they didn't even think to check the device for faults between the multi-million dollar test runs?! Too busy getting drunk in the acceleration ring, streaking for the security cameras and making bad rap videos to do anything remotely scientific - for fucks sake, stop them before they kill us all.

    46. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Universe goes at great lengths to ensure the speed of light remains constant in vacuum. It even dilates space and time so c will remain constant to any observer at any speed (below c)

    47. Re:Glad they found the error by psmears · · Score: 1

      wtf? shur -> shure sub at sub atomic -> at sub atomic

      Actually you want "sure" and "at subatomic" (or "at sub-atomic") :-)

    48. Re:Glad they found the error by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Government Agencies here use gold plated monster cables

      Gold plated optical fibre cables huh? Interesting. Very interesting.

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    49. Re:Glad they found the error by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This this is science. We have skeptics who questioned the initial results.

      You left out an important part. Something which makes it true scientific behaviour: The publishers themselves were the first skeptics. They basically said "Here's what we've got, this doesn't look right for all what we know, please help us to discover where we were wrong. In the meantime we'll do further tests so that we all have more material to look at."

    50. Re:Glad they found the error by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right.
      "You can't prove a negative" and all that.
      Guess what, "You can't prove a negative" is a negative, so how are you gonna prove that?
      What if you substitute your proposition with its negation?
      Anyway : http://departments.bloomu.edu/philosophy/pages/content/hales/articlepdf/proveanegative.pdf

    51. Re:Glad they found the error by stjobe · · Score: 1

      Of course.

      I was merely suggesting that you prove a proposition to be true, but you show it to be false. You don't prove it to be false.
      A proof, as I stated, is by definition "sufficient evidence or argument for the truth of a proposition".
      A negative proposition can (of course) be true, and can be proven so, or it can be shown to be false.

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    52. Re:Glad they found the error by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      It's always Layer 1

      ..spoken like a software guy ;)

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    53. Re:Glad they found the error by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      yes... I don't usually work well in the early hours... either way early hours...

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    54. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is very interesting. Can you link the survey of world scientist that overwhelmingly attest that Global Warming is man made? Or are you talking about whether or not Global Warming is happening with the cause being still unknown? Or could you link to any kind of proof of consensus by the "world scientist" that concludes that Global Warming is indeed happening, versus the belief and panic that we were headed for a Global Cooling.

      You see this information you have access to needs to be shared so dumb American Republicans or anyone of the same ilk can be enlightened. You can save the world if you would just not be so lazy and leave the actual source and proof of your claim to yourself.

      "

    55. Re:Glad they found the error by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the cable that was bad, it was their calculations based on the time it takes a signal to travel through said cable that was bad.

    56. Re:Glad they found the error by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      Showoff..
      Schrödinger was an Austrian so he wouldn't have said "expérience
      de pensée" he would use "Gedanken Experiment". :-P

      As for all the rest; I will leave it at that. Wouldn't want to be a "killjoy"...

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    57. Re:Glad they found the error by CaseCrash · · Score: 1
      How is this being modded informative?

      Not to worry though, it won't take long;

      A guy running for president is called anti-science. He responds, "No, you're anti-science!" Standard political bullshit, nothing to do with science.

      after all precedents exist

      A couple of small-time politicians in 1897 briefly consider a bill for placing a method of squaring a circle into the public domain, until people who understand math better tell them it's wrong.

      and, if the electorate require it,

      UK asks citizens what laws to repeal; gets tongue-in-cheek response to repeal the laws of thermodynamics. Sounds like a couple geeks making a joke,

      I'm sure the politicians will oblige

      Completely fabricated story from a fake news site.

      ( ;) )

      Unrelated XKCD comic.

      Why did you even bother finding links that totally do nothing for your argument? Should have stuck to the emotional appeal of "dumb politicians hate science"

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    58. Re:Glad they found the error by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Really? Cuz the Koch brothers are hiring. They're doing a very good job of trying to discredit Global Warming.

      FYI a theory is a proven hypothesis. You meant to say hypothesis. A hypothesis is an educated guess; something (education) you are sorely lacking in....

    59. Re:Glad they found the error by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Yes, also with shielding against electromagnetic interference. The target demographic for these things is "people who know jack shit about physics".

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    60. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you prove the truth of (not X) then you've proven the falsity of X.

    61. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have used Monster cables. Since they are the best.

    62. Re:Glad they found the error by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, that's pretty darned cheap considering how hard it is to get a good supply of thiotimoline.

    63. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except in the case of Global Warming. There all you need is a random event, and a wild-ass "theory" to tie it to Global Warming, and money will be thrown your way. Prove it false, and you are out of a job.

      Global warming skeptic: one who maintains that we shouldn't do anything to address AGW until more research is done to prove it, because it's all a conspiracy by climatologists to get funding for more research.

    64. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell ya what; you tell us what part of
      1) we are burning fossil carbon which has been out of the carbon cycle for hundreds of millions of years
      2) this produces large volumes of CO2 which were not in the carbon cycle for the past thousands of year
      3) this is raising the CO2 in the atmosphere
      4) CO2 absorbs IR in the frequencies emitted by the earth
      5) therefore the atmosphere is absorbing more energy than it had for the past few thousands of years
      is wrong, withe some indication of how you know it is wrong.
      Then you can tell us your explanation of the mechanism behind what the rest of us think is AGW. You should be able to give us the evidence for how your model fits the data better than our model, of course; if said evidence was enough to convince you, it must be enough to convince the rest of us. You can include not just the gross predictions of global average temperature, but such details as whether the effect would be greater at the poles or at the equator, in the winter or in the summer, in the day or in the night, at lower altitudes or at higher altitudes; how the model would respond to random inputs such as Mt. Pinatubo erupting, etc.
      If you find yourself of a philosophical bent, you could explain to us how "you haven't convinced me, it might not be what you say it is, it could be something completely different, you need to do a better job of convincing me" is a good indicator for the actual truth or falsity in reality of a theory regarding AGW, but not for evolution, F=MA, quantum physics, relativity, the moon being a physical object, etc. Or maybe you are equally skeptical of those?

    65. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Showoff..

      As for all the rest; I will leave it at that. Wouldn't want to be a "killjoy"...

      :) efharisto

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    66. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say it's easy to prove something false, it's impossible to prove it true. Which stems from the impossibility of proving a negative.
      Consider:
      "No dogs are white".
      I can easily disprove this by producing a white dog. However, inability to produce a white dog would not prove this theory. In fact, even if I were to collect every dog on earth, even every dog which ever existed, these are merely a subset of the set of all possible dogs; and the absence of a white dog within that subset would not prove that one could not exist in the superset.

    67. Re:Glad they found the error by gstrickler · · Score: 1

      Pedantic, and it changes nothing about my point, but you caught me. :D

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    68. Re:Glad they found the error by c0lo · · Score: 3, Informative

      How is this being modded informative?

      ( ;) )

      Because I provided a way to signal a tongue-in-cheek type of post without the smiley-between-brackets looking wrong?

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    69. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ?????

      My current proposition is that "Any comment I read on Slashdot today will have been modded to +5 Funny"
      However as of now your comment posted to Slashdot has been modded to +4 informative.
      It seems that my proposition (as well as yours) has been proven false by counterexample.

      Are you just being pedantic about your preference of terminology and would rather say "Prove the negative" or "Disprove" instead of "Prove it false"?

      Perhaps you thinking about the idea that proving the non-existence of something is often fraught with peril (i.e. I can't disprove the existence of invisible pixies sitting on my shoulder right now) and so you overgeneralizing to the poorly constructed proposition that "Global Warming doesn't exist." The reason I say poorly constructed is that the issue is not whether Global Warming *can* exist because it obviously can (for example the earth went through global warming right after the last ice age). Rather the issue is whether Global warming is happening at this particular moment in history.

    70. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove it false, and you are out of a job.

      A proof is sufficient evidence or argument for the truth of a proposition, never for the falsity of a proposition.

      Nope. You have it exactly backwards. A scientific proposition is disproved by the demonstration (ie. an experiment) of a case where the predicates of the proposition are all true and the result is not. Science never really "proves" anything, it demonstrates when propositions are false. Propositions that are not disproved in spite of many attempts over a long period of time are assigned a high probability of being true, but never deductively proven.

      Worldviews that claim "Truth" are generally identified as religions. Attempts at falsification (in the manner of science) according to these worldviews are generally labeled "heresy".

    71. Re:Glad they found the error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider the defective connection to be a random noise generator. consider the device at the other end of the cable to be looking for a pulse down the cable to signal go time.

    72. Re:Glad they found the error by Agripa · · Score: 1

      Let me tell you about the time I connected the directional coupler backwards . . .

    73. Re:Glad they found the error by justforgetme · · Score: 1

      Parakalo :-)

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  2. Headline is wrong by Omnifarious · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It should read "Faulty Cable Most Likely To Blame For Superluminal Neutrino Results". They haven't proved anything yet. They just found a problem that's very suggestive and they need to re-run the experiment after fixing/accounting for the problem.

    1. Re:Headline is wrong by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It should read "Faulty Cable Most Likely To Blame For Superluminal Neutrino Results". They haven't proved anything yet. They just found a problem that's very suggestive and they need to re-run the experiment after fixing/accounting for the problem.

      Part of the Scientific Method* is the ability to repeat your results. When they state "the time discrepancy appears to have vanished" it would seem they are unable to reproduce the prior results.

      *This Post Not Approved By Rick Santorum For President or Heartland Institute

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    2. Re:Headline is wrong by ceoyoyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Don't believe everything you read in a summary. They found a loose cable that could have caused the delay. They're checking now. Despite the slashdot headline and summary, nothing has been confirmed.

    3. Re:Headline is wrong by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Don't believe everything you read in a summary. They found a loose cable that could have caused the delay. They're checking now. Despite the slashdot headline and summary, nothing has been confirmed.

      There's still hope for my Superluminal Neutrino-powered Spaceship to the hot, steamy planet of Airline Stewardesses?

      This is a great day for SCIENCE

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    4. Re:Headline is wrong by msobkow · · Score: 2

      Don't cling to false hopes when every subsequent test by the same facility and elsewhere has failed to repeat the results.

      It was a bad cable.

      Period.

      No FTL yet.

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    5. Re:Headline is wrong by Penguinshit · · Score: 1

      If you have ever flown Continental Airlines you would rethink your destination...

    6. Re:Headline is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one's been able to repeat the result, therefore the first potential explanation that msobkow reads on Slashdot must be the correct one? I think your logic is a little bit questionable.

    7. Re:Headline is wrong by Fned · · Score: 2

      When they state "the time discrepancy appears to have vanished" it would seem they are unable to reproduce the prior results.

      Who is "they"? I saw no such statement in the article.

      After tightening the connection and then measuring the time it takes data to travel the length of the fiber, researchers found that the data arrive 60 nanoseconds earlier than assumed. Since this time is subtracted from the overall time of flight, it appears to explain the early arrival of the neutrinos. New data, however, will be needed to confirm this hypothesis.

      Sounds to me like they haven't actually reached the point of trying to reproduce the results yet, they just found a discrepency that very closely matches the apparently aberrant prior results.

    8. Re:Headline is wrong by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

      He meant the original results showing FTL have not been reproducible by anyone other than the original team. It seems that after fixing the cable, the original team has been unable to reproduce the same results of the original test. Hence, FTL results were most likely due to the cable.

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    9. Re:Headline is wrong by vlm · · Score: 1

      I have to think about this for a second, but I'd assume the neutrinos had a Very accurately measured speed. So maybe the story isn't that the neutrinos go supraluminal, its that fiber optic cable at CERN has a slightly negative velocity factor...

      Now you'd think people have measured the length of fiber with a OTDR before (god knows I have enough time) but maybe there is something weird about CERNs fibre, like they had to wrap the slack somewhere and they had a 10 tesla superconductive magnet laying around of a convenient diameter, so... , and no one has ever OTDRd something that stupid before (although I remember doing some stupid OTDR tricks when I was learning in the 90s)

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    10. Re:Headline is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      When they state "the time discrepancy appears to have vanished" it would seem they are unable to reproduce the prior results.

      You should try reading the whole article before that before you try to be a pedantic asshole. The word "appears" does not denote an inability to reproduce results. This is what happened:

      CERN: "It took me less than 15 minutes to drive my car 60 miles! That's 240 miles per hour on average! When I left it was 6:30pm and when I got to my destination, it was only 6:45pm!"
        Observer: "Oh, it looks like you changed timezones. That means it probably took you an 75 minutes to drive your car 60 miles."
        You: "HUHR HUHR HUHR SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE AN UNREPLICABLE RESULT THERE, OBSERVER!"
        Observer & CERN: Um... yeah... ok, so let's try driving the car again, and this time we'll factor in the timezone change!

    11. Re:Headline is wrong by Grumbleduke · · Score: 1

      Do they really need to re-run the experiment to conclude the cable is to blame? If you measure something with a ruler, find out it's Mmm long, then realise your ruler is out by Nmm, it's quite easy to deduce that the thing is actually (M+/-N)mm long, without needing to re-meausure. Of course, it can be useful to check it with a new ruler, particularly when it's quite an important measurement.

      Additionally or alternatively, a 60ns discrepancy in the cable transmission stuff doesn't change their actual measurements/data, all it changes is the calculations based on that data. If they've made the same calculations, using the revised figure, (which, having not rtfa, I'll admit is an assumption) based on the original evidence, and get the "right" result, they don't really need to take a new set of measurements.

    12. Re:Headline is wrong by Myopic · · Score: 0

      I disagree. They have found the cause of the error to a sufficient degree as to verify certitude, and they did re-run the experiment. Pedants like you might like to point out that science never, ever proves anything, it merely demonstrates facts such that conclusions are validated beyond reasonable doubt, leaving behind only unreasonable doubt. Some people like to cling to that unreasonable doubt, but the rest of us ignore them. We use the word "prove" as shorthand for "shown to such a degree that only a jergoff would keep arguing about it".

    13. Re:Headline is wrong by Thiarna · · Score: 1

      When were the subsequent tests? The article says they have yet to retest since finding the problem, and I haven't heard any results from MINOS.

    14. Re:Headline is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely, sure, but if he makes pseudo-religious statements like "It was a bad cable. Period." before it's been properly confirmed then he's going to get called out on it. There's also the false accusation that ceoyoyo was clinging to a fantasy in spite of the evidence, when all he said was that we shouldn't draw conclusions without getting confirmation first.

    15. Re:Headline is wrong by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      After fixing the cable, they have not yet tried to reproduce their original results. I fully expect they will be able to, but they have not yet done so. They merely noted that under the prevailing model of how their system works, the faulty cable exactly accounts for the results they originally saw.

      So, while I expect that testing to make sure that the cable really was the problem will indeed reveal that the cable was the problem, that testing has not yet been done, and so it's possible their model for how their system works is wrong and the cable really isn't the problem.

      Of course, even afterward it might be possible that it's some other factor than the cable. But it (IMHO) becomes vanishingly unlikely.

    16. Re:Headline is wrong by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Why would you drive the car again? If you can identify a time change along the route which was unaccounted for before, then just rerun your math factoring in the timezone change.

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    17. Re:Headline is wrong by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      They haven't proved anything yet.

      Quite likely it was the problem. Imagine the CERN saying, after almost a year, "Guys, LOL, that was a faulty cable. Move along...". No, they have to play it the drama way.

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    18. Re:Headline is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no facts, only observations. There are theories that explain those observations and become more and more supported or are dis-proven. Nothing is ever proven in science. It's not just being pedantic it's science. According to you we've proved nothing can go faster than light. But that's a very limiting way to view science. In reality we have a theory that nothing moves faster than light and it is supported by observations. We can also use the theory to predict future observations. But it's not proven. It's not about clinging to unreasonable doubt, it's about recognizing that you can never be sure that you are right. We are always limited in our knowledge so we are never sure and thus nothing is ever proven. Minds like yours have never moved science forward.

    19. Re:Headline is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you would rather believe results from a single unverified experiment which no other lab has yet to repeat? I would rather stay skeptical and work out all the problems now but won't believe anything untill it's independently repeated and reviewed. Thats the whole point of peer review and the scientific process.

    20. Re:Headline is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't believe everything you read in a summary. They found a loose cable that could have caused the delay. They're checking now. Despite the slashdot headline and summary, nothing has been confirmed.

      That's just what they want you to think. They're really covering up the rip in the spacetime continuum they created that allows time travel so they can place some big bets on sporting events.

    21. Re:Headline is wrong by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Absolutely.

      In the case of your dodgy ruler you'd measure it with an accurate ruler - that's your data.

      In this case they'll need to run the experiment again with the apparatus fixed, and record a whole new data set.

    22. Re:Headline is wrong by green1 · · Score: 2

      This was described as a loose connection on a cable, and unlike a timezone change which is a known quantity, loose connections are notoriously variable. When they found the loose cable and tightened it it made a difference of 60ns, but at the time of the original experiment that same loose connection could have accounted for 0ns or 300ns or who knows what other value. Loose connections are flakey, they do weird things.

      So while you can simply re-do the math when working with a known static variable change, when dealing with something like this it seems far more prudent to re-run the test after fixing the problem.

    23. Re:Headline is wrong by Grumbleduke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, in hindsight that dodgy ruler analogy wasn't all that good (although remember that the "dodginess" is still quantifiable, which is all that matters) - lower down I used a "running a mile" analogy that is much better. Do a search on this page either for my username/ID, or for "mile".

    24. Re:Headline is wrong by socceroos · · Score: 1

      A magnet isn't going to effect the result enough though, is it?

    25. Re:Headline is wrong by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      No FTL ever: it is a logical impossibilty. There was, however, hope of interesting new physics.

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    26. Re:Headline is wrong by thereitis · · Score: 1
      This news ought to keep conspiracy theorists busy for awhile:
      • Time travelers making sure time travel isn't discovered, due to the drastic consequences?
      • Big governments keeping the secret to themselves?
      • Are these the same type of cable that was "accidentally severed" at the bottom of the sea several times in a short order?
      • Did someone fix the glitch in the Matrix?
    27. Re:Headline is wrong by I_am_Jack · · Score: 1

      So it was really the Flux Capacitor and not an errant cable.

    28. Re:Headline is wrong by Jeremi · · Score: 0

      No FTL ever: it is a logical impossibility.

      A good portion of quantum physics appears to fail the "logical impossibility test" as well, and yet quantum physics appears to be how the universe operates, Horatio.

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    29. Re:Headline is wrong by msobkow · · Score: 2

      "pseudo-religious"?

      Repeating the FACT that they found a flaw in the equipment which PERFECTLY explains the one-of-a-kind results is "religious"?

      Methinks anyone clinging to the fading hope that we've "proven" FTL is possible are the ones who are exhibiting signs of religious fervor despite all indications that they're wrong.

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    30. Re:Headline is wrong by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      In this case they'll need to run the experiment again with the apparatus fixed, and record a whole new data set.

      I thought accounting for the cable was just a number that they plugged into the sum that came up short. If so, they would just need to plug in the correct number and observe the new sum.

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    31. Re:Headline is wrong by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      They haven't proved anything yet.

      Quite likely it was the problem. Imagine the CERN saying, after almost a year, "Guys, LOL, that was a faulty cable. Move along...". No, they have to play it the drama way.

      "After careful analysis, we have determined that the earth was temporarily passing through a region of spacetime that allowed neutrinos to travel faster than light, and made cable connections go slack."

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    32. Re:Headline is wrong by smolloy · · Score: 2
      Yeah, about two seconds after submitting this story, I realised that I forgot to put a question mark at the end of the title as I had originally intended :(

      "Faulty Cable to Blame for Superluminal Neutrino Results?" would have been better, right?

      But I was a little more accurate with the summary I think.

    33. Re:Headline is wrong by azalin · · Score: 1

      They should have called their tech support: "Have you checked all cables are properly plugged in?"

    34. Re:Headline is wrong by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      A good portion of quantum physics appears to fail the "logical impossibility test" as well...

      What part might that be? Note that I referred to logic, not "common sense" or "intuition".

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    35. Re:Headline is wrong by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Very scientific of you. Also fantastic engineering practice. I hope you build a bridge I have to drive over someday.

    36. Re:Headline is wrong by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A good portion of quantum physics appears to fail the "logical impossibility test" as well...

      What part might that be? Note that I referred to logic, not "common sense" or "intuition".

      Spooky action at a distance?

      A lot of people would call that logically impossible.

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    37. Re:Headline is wrong by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Note that I referred to logic, not "common sense" or "intuition".

      Even logic is based on "common sense" at its lowest level. Logicians just refer to the "common sense" bits as "axioms". There is no iron-clad guarantee that the axioms are valid in all cases.

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    38. Re:Headline is wrong by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      What subsequent tests were those?

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    39. Re:Headline is wrong by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      According to you we've proved nothing can go faster than light.

      You were 100% right, up until you lied to prove your point. He never said that. Nobody has ever said that, not even Einstein. There's nothing that would prevent things from traveling faster than the speed of light. It's just impossible to accelerate something from slower than light to faster than light (according to some), and from that, the reverse is derived, and with that, "proof" of impossibility of interactions between the slower and faster particles. There are laws in science. Things which are held to be true. Whether they are or are not is still up for debate, but only with extraordinary work/circumstance.

      We are always limited in our knowledge so we are never sure and thus nothing is ever proven.

      We consider it proven that two bodies are attracted according to the Law of Gravity. Feel free to disprove that if you feel it isn't proven, but as far as "proof" goes, it's considered proven

  3. This isn't definite by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's no definite statement from OPERA or CERN yet. Right now this is just a rumor. This also is definitely not the first suggested explanation. Let's wait and see.

    1. Re:This isn't definite by ananyo · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's more than a rumour, as this later report from Nature makes clear. There is an OPERA statement circulating today that suggests two potential problems with the set-up. One is the one reported here - the cable issue - the second is a problem with "the experiment’s pioneering use of Global Positioning System (GPS) signals to synchronize atomic clocks at each end of its neutrino beam". But you're right - they haven't made a public statement yet nor been able to quantify yet the contribution of each to the potential error. It doesn't look good for them though.

    2. Re:This isn't definite by ananyo · · Score: 1

      And this time, the correct link. Doh.

    3. Re:This isn't definite by gregski · · Score: 1

      a slightly better "article" from the nature blog giving the official and unofficial stories:

      http://blogs.nature.com/news/2012/02/faster-than-light-neutrino-measurement-has-two-possible-errors.html

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  4. OMG, this connection... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lags!

  5. Not so fast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not as fast as me though :P

  6. First post ! by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Funny

    By my watch...

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    1. Re:First post ! by avirrey · · Score: 0

      Your watch is using the same faulty cable as the CERN experiment.

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    2. Re:First post ! by Russ1642 · · Score: 2

      By explaining the joke to everyone you have made it much funnier. Keep up the good work.

    3. Re:First post ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha! By stating that it's a joke, you've made it even funnier. Thank you.

    4. Re:First post ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By explaining the joke to everyone you have made it much funnier. Keep up the good work.

      What joke did he explain?

    5. Re:First post ! by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

      By explaining the joke to everyone you have made it much funnier. Keep up the good work.

      What joke did he explain?

      Questions begone!
      All this explaining has to stop right here and now!

    6. Re:First post ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I reckon you didn't post this slower-than-light post by neutrino transmission?

    7. Re:First post ! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I think there's a Heisenberg-like principle regarding jokes and their explanations. You can't experience its funniness and its explanation at the same time, kind of thing.

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    8. Re:First post ! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Questions begone!
      All this explaining has to stop right here and now!

      Why?

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  7. Check the direction by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did they remember to plug it in with the direction marks pointing to the computer?

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    1. Re:Check the direction by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Did they remember to plug it in with the direction marks pointing to the computer?

      Pretty sure they didn't buy their cables from Denon or through Amazon ... which would likely be good enough for us, but when you are building race tracks for atomic particles you generally buy them, out of necessity of the appearance of the project, from the guy who runs the $600 toilet seat store.

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    2. Re:Check the direction by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If you would check the actual link, you might note that the same guy appears to sell these cables.

    3. Re:Check the direction by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Did they remember to plug it in with the direction marks pointing to the computer?

      Pretty sure they didn't buy their cables from Denon or through Amazon ... which would likely be good enough for us, but when you are building race tracks for atomic particles you generally buy them, out of necessity of the appearance of the project, from the guy who runs the $600 toilet seat store.

      Can you measure time with a $600 toilet seat? Do you get crappy results? Oh well, it looked good on paper.

    4. Re:Check the direction by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Did they remember to plug it in with the direction marks pointing to the computer?

      Pretty sure they didn't buy their cables from Denon or through Amazon ... which would likely be good enough for us, but when you are building race tracks for atomic particles you generally buy them, out of necessity of the appearance of the project, from the guy who runs the $600 toilet seat store.

      Can you measure time with a $600 toilet seat? Do you get crappy results? Oh well, it looked good on paper.

      Nothing says you're serious about science like a huge budget. And when you have a huge budget you have to buy things which cost a lot. Otherwise it erodes your credibililty with the modern media.

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    5. Re:Check the direction by Anynomous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Go read the Customer Reviews; they are hilarious !

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  8. updated joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We still don't serve neutrinos here".

    1. Re:updated joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mad scientist walks into a bar, The bartender says, "we don't serve mad scientists here.".

  9. Hooray! by DanTheManMS · · Score: 1

    Science isn't broken after all! Or at least, thousands of experiments are still fundamentally "correct" to the best of our current scientific knowledge.

    (note however that they still need to re-do the neutrino test, according to the last sentence of TFA; at the moment they have merely found out that "data" sent over the fiber-optic cable arrives 60ns earlier then assumed)

    1. Re:Hooray! by Hentes · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we still can't exceed the speed of light.

    2. Re:Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not be much a science lover if you're thinking "Hooray!" The biggest advances have come when a new result challenges the old assumptions.

    3. Re:Hooray! by vlm · · Score: 2

      at the moment they have merely found out that "data" sent over the fiber-optic cable arrives 60ns earlier then assumed

      How does that happen? I've worked at fiber using telecom companies since 96 (customer and provider sites) and I've never heard of a loose cable causing 60 ns of constant delay. Random jitter as the connector bounces around? OK yeah. Intermittent loss? OK yeah.

      You can trivially make a fiber "60 ns longer" but thats quite a length of extra fiber, not a tiny fraction of an inch.

      My guess is someone thought they were purchasing a X yard long fiber cable, but the helpful installers put in a X meter long fiber without telling anyone, and the stereotypical telecom BS about loose connectors is the coverup for the situation. Or the gear is buggy, it stopped being buggy, and all the tech did was tighten the connectors, so "it must have been the connector". Uh huh, yeah, heard that one before.

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    4. Re:Hooray! by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Science wasn't broken before. In fact, had these results been replicated, it would have been a triumph of science.

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    5. Re:Hooray! by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny

      at the moment they have merely found out that "data" sent over the fiber-optic cable arrives 60ns earlier then assumed

      How does that happen? I've worked at fiber using telecom companies since 96 (customer and provider sites) and I've never heard of a loose cable causing 60 ns of constant delay. Random jitter as the connector bounces around? OK yeah. Intermittent loss? OK yeah.

      You can trivially make a fiber "60 ns longer" but thats quite a length of extra fiber, not a tiny fraction of an inch.

      My guess is someone thought they were purchasing a X yard long fiber cable, but the helpful installers put in a X meter long fiber without telling anyone, and the stereotypical telecom BS about loose connectors is the coverup for the situation. Or the gear is buggy, it stopped being buggy, and all the tech did was tighten the connectors, so "it must have been the connector". Uh huh, yeah, heard that one before.

      A television repairman is condemned to Hell for his practices of deceiving and overcharging customers. On his orientation tour of the netherworld he is led past people boiling in pits of lava, having their organs pecked out by beasts and others being flayed, over and over. Thus his fear is great as he is taken down a cavern to his own assignment of eternal doom. A demon shows him to a door, which he opens to find leads to a seemingly endless cavern piled high with television sets, DVD players, cable decoders, etc. "You must fix each and every one of them", proclaims the demon. The repairman relaxes and says, "Well, that doesn't seem so bad after all." "Ah," replies the demon, "but every one of them has an intermittent problem."

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    6. Re:Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gear was buggy and stopped being buggy, you know, that one doesn't happen on its own pretty often.

    7. Re:Hooray! by captaindomon · · Score: 1

      The cable was connected between the GPS time device and a computer. It's a secondary cable, not the primary experiment cable. I'm assuming the connection was not working so the computer was not being synchronized correctly and therefore mis-calculating results.

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    8. Re:Hooray! by jandoedel · · Score: 2

      Maybe an impedance mismatch at the end(s) of the cable caused the biggest part of the signal to reflect back and forth a couple of times, over the entire length of the cable?

      60ns delay is 18m of cable.
      Or 6m of cable in which the signal bounces back and forth once.

      ADC GPS
      ADC ----- GPS

    9. Re:Hooray! by jandoedel · · Score: 2

      Maybe an impedance mismatch at the end(s) of the cable caused the biggest part of the signal to reflect back and forth a couple of times, over the entire length of the cable?

      60ns delay is 18m of cable.
      Or 6m of cable in which the signal bounces back and forth once.

      ADC <----- GPS
      ADC -----> GPS
      ADC <----- GPS

    10. Re:Hooray! by Grumbleduke · · Score: 1

      they still need to re-do the neutrino test, according to the last sentence of TFA; at the moment they have merely found out that "data" sent over the fiber-optic cable arrives 60ns earlier then assumed

      Why to they need to re-do the test? Isn't the point of this not that their raw data was wrong, but the calculations they did based on that data were wrong? The data should still be fine, they just used a dodgy figure when turning their raw data into a speed calculation.

      Kind of like measuring the time it takes someone to run a mile in order to calculate their average speed, getting puzzled as to how fast it was, then realising they only ran a kilometre - the raw time data is still accurate, you just need to use a different value when working out the speed.

    11. Re:Hooray! by harperska · · Score: 1

      It happens more often than you'd think. Unfortunately, problems that go away on their own have a habit of also coming back on their own at the worst possible moment. Also, see the TV repairman joke above.

    12. Re:Hooray! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      And some horrible setbacks have come when people aren't skeptical enough and jump on the bandwagon too soon.

    13. Re:Hooray! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      sure we can. not its vacuum speed, though

    14. Re:Hooray! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get reflections causing a phase shift on a 10MHz signal. In the right circumstances, you can get a pretty big phase shift.

  10. Loose cables? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there any way we can pin this on Julian Assange?

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    1. Re:Loose cables? by dissy · · Score: 1

      Is there any way we can pin this on Julian Assange?

      Sure! Let's just say the female connector was being loose, but after making contact it then brought charges

    2. Re:Loose cables? by schitso · · Score: 1

      I laughed out loud at this. This caused my friend and my girlfriend to ask what was so funny. I then told them the joke, and neither of them got it. :|
      I'm glad you're here for me, Slashdot.

  11. Monster Cables by j.+andrew+rogers · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why I use Monster Cables for my neutrino experiments. It increases the roundness of the bass end, creates a punchier mid-range, and makes my neutrinos less superluminal.

    1. Re:Monster Cables by ddd0004 · · Score: 1

      I hope you didn't use those cables right out of the package. Surely, you had them properly burned them in before you connected them. If not, you're are sacrificing the warmth of your low end.

    2. Re:Monster Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ugh, why did I just run out of mod points? You need to be modded down for taking a funny joke and killing it.

    3. Re:Monster Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. Everyone knows that the largest deleterious effects come from hooking your directional interconnects up with the arrow pointing the wrong way.

    4. Re:Monster Cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monster cables are no match for an Audioquest, at a mere $8450.00 for a 2.44m sound cable. Just read the comments here.
      http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/product-reviews/B000J36XR2/ref=sr_1_2_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

    5. Re:Monster Cables by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I connected mine with the direction arrows facing the wrong way and I got negative time readings.

      I spent minus 60 minutes yesterday having coffee trying to puzzle out the problem then realised I'd solved it before the issue even happened.

    6. Re:Monster Cables by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I hope you didn't use those cables right out of the package. Surely, you had them properly burned them in before you connected them. If not, you're are sacrificing the warmth of your low end.

      I speed up the burn-in process by soaking them in prune juice and then drying them out in my microwave. Then 30 minutes of "The Monster Mash" through them while ramping up the volume from min to max on a logistic curve. Then 24 non-stop hours of music from the genre that you want them to reproduce most accurately. When done, unplug them and quench them in an appropriate chilled drink (wine for Classical, beer for Country, etc) to fix the quasi-crystaline structure you have induced.

      For best results, invite three girls from you church choir to dance naked on the cables during the burn-in. It doesn't make much difference to the audio quality, but it sure makes the burn-in time fly faster.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    7. Re:Monster Cables by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Bah. Everyone knows that the largest deleterious effects come from hooking your directional interconnects up with the arrow pointing the wrong way.

      I've discovered that if you file the arrow off, the cables work equally well in either orientation.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  12. Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't be true, it's such a boring explanation

  13. Man the life rafts. Division by zero imminent. by bmo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    >Minding my own business and setting up the next neutrino experiment
      >The director of CERN has me on the phone
      >"What is it mein fuhrer?"
      >"SERGIO! EL EXPERIMENT NO WORKO! NO GUSTA! NEUTRINO TOO FAST!"
      >Go to Italy, find that there is spaghetti sauce on the detector, ravioli on the the reflectors, pizza in the mass spectrometer, pepperoncini in the heatsink, wine cooling the magnets, langostini in the computer refrigerant, beans cooking on the laser, and olive oil in the PSU.
      >Fuck it, I'm going to Greece.
      >Go to Greece.
      >Considering marrying a Greek girl
      >Berlusconi is there
      >Talks to me about Greek girls
      >I get really hyped about Greek girls
      >Decide to marry one on the spot
      >Reach for the wedding ring
      >Suddenly, spaghetti spills out of my pocket
      >There's spaghetti on the floor
      >Everybody walk the dinosaur
      >Try to clean it all up
      >I look down
      >There's fur in the spaghetti, leading to the realization that I am a bear

  14. 300 baud is ok, but they forgot the parity bits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, 300 baud needs parity bits for the speeds they're working with!

  15. May Be to Blame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The headline should read: "Faulty Cable May Be To Blame". We shouldn't be reporting rumor or even preliminary results as fact.

  16. Best Buy gets the last laugh by Duhfus · · Score: 1

    This is why you should always buy gold-plated Monster cables.

    1. Re:Best Buy gets the last laugh by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Gold-plate? Feh. Superluminal quantum-virgin oxygen-free copper fiber cables with interior rhodium-platinum-plutonium plating. Guaranteed to make your music more pure, rounded, warm, and soul-enhancing than even live performance, and to make all your subatomic particles blast through the lightspeed barrier. As endorsed by Han Solo, the only man in the Republic to have made the entire Kessel run in less than 15 parsecs!

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  17. Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We will never get off this rock. Interstellar travel is impossible, and always will be.

    We will all grow old and die here, and that's it.

    1. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We will never get off this rock. Interstellar travel is impossible, and always will be.

      We will all grow old and die here, and that's it.

      You must be a real blast at parties.

    2. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exceeding lightspeed is in no way required for interstellar travel. The problems of interstellar travel are, in fact, quite tractable.
      We (in the sense of you and me, specifically) will indeed never get off this rock. But our grandchildren might.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    3. Re:Face it by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "We (in the sense of you and me, specifically) will indeed never get off this rock. But our grandchildren might."

      My grandfather said those exact words.

      I'm betting you are as wrong as he was

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    4. Re:Face it by Fluffeh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, leave poor Marvin alone. He has a brain the size of a planet and that makes up for his sometimes less than eager personality!

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    5. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an imbecile. There have been lots of proposed explanations for the "FTL" result, and the GP stated that we should wait for confirmation before declaring this one to be The One. Nowhere did he state that he thinks FTL travel is actually possible, so you have no right to lecture him as though he did.

    6. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They're really more like metaphorical grandchildren. Sort of like "the World of Tomorrow"—it's not actually coming within 24 hours, but it will eventually. Now extrapolate that time measurement—the duration between when flying cars were first promised and when they finally appeared and achieved widespread adoption, say. If we assume it takes a minimum of twelve years for someone to go from birth to reproductive functionality (to some this is a little harsh, I know, but that's biology for you; just remember that, to others drinking certain Monsanto-enhanced milk, it's three years excessive) then we need at least twenty-four years to get grandchildren.

      So after eight thousand, seven hundred and sixty-six "tomorrows", we'll finally get off this rock.

      Given that the amount of time involved in a "tomorrow" is already a hundred years and steadily growing, we will probably be a space-faring civilization within the next million years.

      Not bad, when you think about it from a solar heat death perspective.

      --
      Bio questions? Ask me to start a Q&A journal. Computer analogies available for most topics!
    7. Re:Face it by gnick · · Score: 1

      "We (in the sense of you and me, specifically) will indeed never get off this rock. But our grandchildren might."

      My grandfather said those exact words.

      I'm betting you are as wrong as he was

      In the case of your grandfather, depending on when he said that, he was right in line with mass public opinion at the time. And he was mistaken - To the astonishment of many, we did get off this rock. Not very many of us made it off and it was just a couple of quick trips to that little rock that spins around us, but you have to admit it was a giant leap for mankind.

      --
      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    8. Re:Face it by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      "Quite tractable?"

      You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
      ~ Inigo Montoya

      Are you out of your mind? Voyager 1, launched in 1977 hasn't even reached the heliopause and it doesn't need to contain any food, water, oxygen, or energy to support a single person. Don't get me wrong, I'm hoping for a breakthrough of some kind. The problem is *not* tractable.

    9. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voyager 1 has a few piddly hydrazine thrusters to steer. Launch from an L5 point, give it some reaction mass for a week or so of hard burn and it'll zip along a lot faster than Voyager ever did ... to nowhere, mind you, so yeah. Space is big. Much better chance of colonizing Mars or a Jovian moon or two.

    10. Re:Face it by gutnor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Without faster than light you can get off this rock but you cannot support a civilisation. The closest star is already 4 light years away. Even at light speed, a return trip would take 8 years and that is already too much to maintain the relationship required for a civilisation - after a few generations, there will be nothing in common between the 2 worlds.

    11. Re:Face it by spacetimeExecuter+ · · Score: 2

      and the di0des in his left side certainly don't help!

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    12. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, sending a ship to alpha centauri is an easily managed problem, it's just also an expensive one. You don't need any new science or technology to accomplish it, therefore the implementation can be considered trivial. This does not mean that it is realistic or economically feasible.

    13. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must also be a Republican.

    14. Re:Face it by gatkinso · · Score: 4, Funny

      As if the geekoid weirdo spouting off about terraforming Mars is the life of the party.

      --
      I am very small, utmostly microscopic.
    15. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing wrong with separate civilizations scattered throughout the galaxy.

    16. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if the geekoid weirdo spouting off about terraforming Mars is the life of the party.

      Umm...I would find that interesting.

    17. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do people persist in the belief that flying cars is somehow futuristic or even wanted?

      Consider this: What would terrorists or drunk teenagers do with access to flying cars?

    18. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey - it worked for me :-)

    19. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      Why would we want a monoculture? Just invites a failure mode to tear down the whole thing.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    20. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      No, it's quite tractable, which means that the problems are understood, and have known solutions. There's nothing about it that can't be done. It's expensive right now, but it will get cheaper. It will get a LOT cheaper if someone builds a space elevator. Cheap enough with a space elevator to be NASA budget possible.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    21. Re:Face it by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Depends, really. His grandchildren might have a much longer life expectancy than we do.

    22. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 2

      Well, for one, the widespread availability of flying cars would imply that society is mature enough to stop panicking about terrorists and drunk teenagers at every opportunity.

      You sound like an egregiously concerned parent—drunk adults accounted for 83% of all drunk driving incidents in the US in 2008. I strongly recommend that you follow in the steps of Yakov Smirnoff and get some freedom instead of worrying about bogeymen.

      --
      Bio questions? Ask me to start a Q&A journal. Computer analogies available for most topics!
    23. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would rather share a drink with him than the guy telling me i am gonna die alone on this planet just like everyone else....

    24. Re:Face it by kermidge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I recall my grandfathers. Both grew up on farms. Tilling was done with a plow pulled by draft animal. Lighting was by candle, kerosene lantern, or acetylene lamp. Water came via a bucket or hand pump from a well. One lived to see Armstrong and Aldrin walk on the Moon.

      Once we talked about a few things, some prosaic, some not. His basic position was that after all the things which in his life had been generally considered impossible and which later came to pass, it seemed to him to be presumptuous to rule things in or out.

      We've seen that Life exists where it can. I suspect that, whether in a form we may readily recognize or no, it may do so elsewhere. Perhaps we may, as well.

      Meanwhile, check connections. [grin]

    25. Re:Face it by sneakyimp · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ahem. *bullshit*.

      The heliopause, which has not yet been reached by Voyager 1 is apparently 23 x 10^9 km from earth. Alpha Centauri, the nearest star to our sun is 4.366 light years away which is 4.1306 x 10^13 km away.

      If it has taken 38 years for Voyager 1 to reach the Heliopause, it would take 1,795.9 times as long to reach Alpha Centauri at that speed which comes out to something like 68,000 years. I'm assuming a couple of things of course:
      * the speed so far is roughly the speed it will continue to travel
      * it can escape the sun's gravitational well.

      Suppose we are somehow miraculously able to accomplish the following:
      * we send a system powerful enough to transmit an intelligible signal to us across 4.5 light years of space
      * we somehow manage to travel 100 times faster than Voyager 1

      You're still talking about roughly 680 years for it to get there. There might be some tiny relativistic effects that come into play, but I doubt they would alter the situation much. Are you sending humans? If so, you have to dramatically increase the weight of the vehicle to accommodate life-sustaining water/air/energy in which case you also need shit loads of propellant if you want to slow down on the other end. Forget entirely about the difficulty of insuring the survival of roughly 20 generations of humans against the problems of cosmic radiation and health and reproductive problems related to roughly a millenium spent weightless and getting fried by space rays.

    26. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      What did he mean by it? Was he imagining travel to another star? Or just off the planet. Because one of those was accomplished.

      If he meant to another star ... he was far too optimistic. There were many, many unsolved problems with accomplishing that goal in his day. Those same problems are solved problems now.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    27. Re:Face it by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      drunk adults accounted for 83% of all drunk driving incidents in the US in 2008.

      Oh, well, now that we have that straightened out, I feel great about flying cars!

      --

      The enemies of Democracy are
    28. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Of course we may—if all of humanity's resources were reallocated appropriately, we could have a well-to-do colony on Mars by now. Nothing in 2001 but the monoliths were grossly impossible; not even the date. The issue, which I tried to hint at in my post, is that most people don't dream of a better tomorrow. They dream of retiring to neat little homes and having the simple, manageable lives that our ancestors were hard-wired for. They want this. And in between that and the stars, you have the layers upon layers of half-committal riff-raff; the money-gatherers and the rent-seekers who eternally race to build ant hills, wilfully and perpetually ignorant of their endeavours' futility. Kermidge, it very well may take us eight hundred thousand years to get into space for good; there are still not enough dreamers amongst us. We may have come along way in an amazingly short time, but we have rarely gone in the direction we were hoping. For that, we need to get over ourselves.

      --
      Bio questions? Ask me to start a Q&A journal. Computer analogies available for most topics!
    29. Re:Face it by Ambvai · · Score: 1

      Not good, when you consider how long species exist on this planet though.

    30. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be a real blast at parties.

      We will never be invited to a party. Feeling comfortable at a party is impossible, and always will be.

      We will all grow old and die alone and uncool, and that's it.

    31. Re:Face it by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Thus you join a long line of people who said something is impossible, and were wrong.

      First, technically 5 man-made objects are on their way to interstellar space (Pioneer 10 & 11, Voyager 1 & 2, and New Horizons). They are slow, but leaving the Solar System nonetheless.

      Second, we have nuclear power. That is sufficient for "generation ships". Those travel only a small fraction of the speed of light, but with a nuclear power source you can keep a community going for generations until you arrive.

      Third, nanotechnology has the promise of travel to other stars at zero effective time delay to the traveller, and speed of light actual speed. Here is how: you scan a person at atomic resolution. Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom. There are large practical challenges to doing this, but no new physics required. Sending photons describing which atoms takes about a million times less energy than sending the atoms themselves at near light-speed, so this method is vastly more efficient, and would be the first choice over antimatter or very big solar powered lasers. Those are the only ways to get more energy/kg in the vehicle than fusion that we know of, which is what you need to get substantial fraction of speed of light.

      Fourth, perhaps cryostasis or life extension via cloning stem cells or some such will get developed, so even with a slow starship you can still get there.

      Fifth, there is plenty to do expanding into the Solar System, including the Oort Cloud, before worrying about interstellar trips. How about we figure out how to mine the Near Earth asteroids first? They are closer in energy terms than the Moon, and it's mission energy which costs you in space, not physical distance. We can practice by mining space junk in orbit, which also helps fix the orbital debris problem.

    32. Re:Face it by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      nonsense, we wouldn't use chemical rockets. with today's technology a fission fragment motor could get to 12% C, making trip time including deceleration 46 years.

    33. Re:Face it by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but communication only takes 4 years, only need information flow

    34. Re:Face it by DanielRavenNest · · Score: 2

      Apparent travel time if you go as photons is zero. Why send your atoms if you can send a description of your atoms? It's way more efficient that way. If you have already uploaded your mind to software, then the atoms are irrelevant, just occupy an appropriate robot body as needed.

      Besides, why can't you have intermediate stations in the Oort clouds or on rogue planets between stars? Interstellar space is far from empty by the latest thinking.

    35. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      It was really more of a generic stand-in than anything. Personally I'm holding out for fishbowl space helmets and slow-light ray guns.

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    36. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 3

      Traveling at 100x voyager 1 will be relatively easy. It had almost no thrust (launched at low speed from earth, then picked up speed by using gravitational assists at planets.

      An extended thrust vehicle would be dramatically faster.

      Or put another way:
      Voyager 1 has reached an amazing 1/17572 the speed of light. We can do better.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    37. Re:Face it by Sique · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This means 17% of al drunk driving incidents for about 5% of the driving population, meaning that drunk teenagers cause on average three times the incidents than adults per person.

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      .sig: Sique *sigh*
    38. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people leave for new horizons it is because they want to get the hell away from other people and live their own way. Even if all we ever got back from our Centauri brothers was four-year-old information it would be immensely valuable because they'd be out there trying new things that are politically impossible to do here. Some of those things would work.

    39. Re:Face it by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You're just going to wrong kinds of parties.

      I mean, why, you'd rather discuss football?

    40. Re:Face it by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Really?

      We can simulate realistic flight in a computer.... that is virtualized in another computer, which could be virtualized in yet another computer.

      We can fly around the world, or build machines that can do it autonomously.

      We've put people in space, built supercolliders, and provided all kinds of porn at the fingertips.

      Which seems pretty advances, as societies go. Flying cars doesn't sound that impressive really. And we will always panic about terrorists and drunk teenagers.

    41. Re:Face it by rk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your assumptions are correct. Voyager's velocity of 17 km/s will not appreciably change, and it will escape the sun's well, as escape velocity at its current location is about 3.85 km/s.

      Relativity is insignificant at 100 times Voyager's velocity as tau at 1700 km/s is .99998, or in other words, a 1000 year trip would be shortened by about 6 days from the traveler's perspective.

      The Orion and Daedalus projects of the 60s and 70s had theoretically designed spacecraft capable of anywhere from 5 to 12% of c given materials and power sources available at the time or soon available. Even then the journey is many decades and relativistic effects, though more pronounced are still not very significant (tau ~= 0.993 at 12% of c). Of course, the political and economic will to engage in such things is non-existent, so these ideas remain firmly in the realm of science fiction. I believe that Freeman Dyson computed the economic cost of an Orion class starship and concluded it would be about the same as a year's worth of the United States GDP at the time (early 70s? Don't remember). JWST has cost overruns a millionth of that amortized over nearly 20 years and was/is in danger of getting canceled.

      I think that it is possible someday that we will send robotic probes to nearby star systems, and maybe manned missions to follow, but I also believe that absent some singularity-level fundamental physics breakthrough before then such things are at least a century or two away from being given any serious consideration, and the designs of those vessels will not be much like anything talked about today. As it stands, I'm not even liking the odds of seeing humans on Mars before I die (I'm 44).

    42. Re:Face it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't want them for how they could be misused. I want one so that I don't have to take an hour to travel what is a 20 minute trip in no traffic to get to work.

    43. Re:Face it by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Remove themselves from the gene pool all the quicker.
      I'm more concerned about police getting access to flying cars.

    44. Re:Face it by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I want a plasma emitter that somehow limits the plasma to a 3 foot long cylinder. And has a button to turn off the limiter so I can stab people across the room.

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    45. Re:Face it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Besides, why can't you have intermediate stations in the Oort clouds or on rogue planets between stars? Interstellar space is far from empty by the latest thinking.

      Because we haven't mastered fusion, and stars are convenient power sources. We'd need some serious advances in technology to be able to inhabit a planet not in a convenient orbit around a star.

    46. Re:Face it by strikethree · · Score: 1

      Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom.

      Which one is the real one? The one you just copied or the one you just built from that copy? What do you do with the "other" person? Do they still live life as if they had never been copied? Which one is the "legal" copy?

      --
      "Someone needs to talk to the tree of liberty about its ghoulish drinking problem." by ohnocitizen
    47. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sam, you win today's internets.

    48. Re:Face it by kermidge · · Score: 1

      Agreed, on all points.

      Watching the progress of the middle of the muddle reminds me of watching amoeba move. How do you tell a fish about water, let alone the stars. Pretty tough, when one is but another fish, albeit with strange hopes for the species' future.

    49. Re:Face it by alexbgreat · · Score: 2

      Here is how: you scan a person at atomic resolution.

      I foresee problems with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle. Unfortunately, I cannot simultaneously explore both the possibility of the problem and the implications it may have with respect to the outcome of said scan.

    50. Re:Face it by mSparks43 · · Score: 1

      I'll take that bet.
      Shall we say £100,000 ?

    51. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's the life of *our* parties! Seriously, this is why nerds are friends...

    52. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3 - assuming that the copy is you. I recall a story where a judge ruled that everybody using that type of transported was simply dead and the copies didn't possess their rights and property. Does souls move at the speed of light? Faster would be OK for this, slower could be a problem.

    53. Re:Face it by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 1

      You don't know what "tractable" means. A problem that we know how to solve is not "tractable." A problem is tractable only when we have the implementation to solve it easily. The fact that "it's expensive right now" means exactly that it's not tractable.

    54. Re:Face it by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I mean, why, you'd rather discuss football?

      Yes! This current configuration of chemicals was able to move the ball better than that current configuration of chemicals!! We're talking about something important!!!!~

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    55. Re:Face it by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 1

      The information content of the brain has been narrowed down to about 20PB (petabytes -- that's 20,000 terabytes). Free-space optical transmission has managed to get up to 500 MBits/s -- let's get really optimistic and assume it gets up to 5 Gbits/s. 20PB is 167,772,160 Gbits. Transmitting that at 5 Gbits/s would take slightly over one year if there's no interference and no beam dispersal. Since there are both of those, you actually must transmit much more data than that, so it will easily take three years or more. The whole time you have to have a known receiver dedicated and ready.

      For your trouble, you get a copy of yourself somewhere else in a robot body while you're stuck on Earth still.

    56. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      The problems are easily solved. It is only the implementation which is expensive.
      Would you say that the problems involved in building a car with a back-up video camera are intractable because such vehicles are pricey?

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    57. Re:Face it by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 1

      Sending photons describing which atoms takes about a million times less energy than sending the atoms themselves at near light-speed, so this method is vastly more efficient

      You are not accounting for the energy needed to find, extract, refine, and ready the materials at the destination, nor to run, maintain, and diagnose the "nanotech assembler."

      Further, the body is suffused with electrical activity, which an atomic replica would not capture the proper state of.

      I fully, enthusiastically agree about the feasibility and importance of mining NE asteroids, though.

    58. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The first ten million years were the worst. The second ten million - they were the worst too."

    59. Re:Face it by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      follow in the steps of Yakov Smirnoff

      "We stand behind your furniture." I really enjoyed that bit. :)

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    60. Re:Face it by PaladinAlpha · · Score: 1

      Tractable means easily managed. It, as a subset of that, has the meaning "can be easily accomplished." If something is expensive, that means it is not easily accomplished, nor easily managed. If you can "manage" something that includes as a strict subset that you can afford it. Those are very precise meanings. In computer science (which is not what is being discussed here, but still illustrates the point) problems which take an unacceptable amount of processor time (a week on an interactive desktop, five seconds on a realtime system) are similarly intractable.

      Would you say that the problems involved in building a car with a back-up video camera are intractable because such vehicles are pricey?

      For me? Yes, absolutely, because I can't afford the parts or the assembly. Given a car already (i.e. modifying a car to have an additional video camera)? No, of course not, because that's not expensive.

    61. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Right routine! Slightly later joke. Something about trouble at dinner parties. I suspect you know the one.

      --
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    62. Re:Face it by gumbi+west · · Score: 2

      If what we do on Earth is build ant hills then what we would do on Mars would be ant hills too. Really expensive ant hills, but ant hills nonetheless.

    63. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they'll all still be running old iPhone3g's, while we're all running iPhone27q's... we'll have nothing in common. 8-)

    64. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm afraid we disagree on our interpretations on the definition of tractable.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    65. Re:Face it by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      How much fissionable material are you imagining we'll have for this fission fragment motor? Will not that enormous mass of fissionable material (enough to push for half the distance to A.C. and then decelerate the craft for the second half) not be itself an enormous encumbrance on your acceleration graphs, thus BADLY affecting your calculations? It's been a long time since I've done any related math, but I believe it takes an ENORMOUS amount of propellant to push something for 23 years. If I recall correctly, pushing the fuel itself is the essence of the problem. And forget about solar sails. Once you reach the (relatively close) heliopause, you can no longer rely on the sun for a push. There's basically no wind to sail on in deep space.

      And, again, please don't get me wrong. I want interstellar travel to happen very badly. I have a serious love for romantic notions and sci fi. It's going to take a profound revolution in propulsion technology to change anything.

      Our best bet is probably a TINY probe that somehow has enormous transmission capabilities. I'd start with something solar powered that can harness the energy of Alpha Centauri for transmission and work back from that.

      PS: If you end up doing any math, please share. Would love to see it. My calculus muscles are badly atrophied.

    66. Re:Face it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny

      i would rather share a drink with him than the guy telling me i am gonna die alone on this planet just like everyone else....

      From what I've read, you're supposed to go with the topic that's most likely to get you laid.

      [Listen to us slashdorks speculating about what a party would be like.]

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    67. Re:Face it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      They're really more like metaphorical grandchildren

      Hey - I wanted another car/computer analogy, you insensitive clod!

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    68. Re:Face it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      drunk adults accounted for 83% of all drunk driving incidents in the US in 2008

      That's nothing, drunks counted for 100% of them.

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    69. Re:Face it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I disagree, sending a ship to alpha centauri is an easily managed problem, it's just also an expensive one. You don't need any new science or technology to accomplish it

      Just a species that's will to give up everything else so they can afford it.

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    70. Re:Face it by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      nonsense, we wouldn't use chemical rockets. with today's technology a fission fragment motor could get to 12% C, making trip time including deceleration 46 years.

      Can we build something of the complexity of a spaceship, that will remain reliable for 46 years?

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    71. Re:Face it by evilviper · · Score: 1

      We will never get off this rock. Interstellar travel is impossible, and always will be.

      We've just recently developed materials strong enough to build a space-elevator. We're testing the feasability of solar sails now. We're working on fusion power plants. And the next solar system is only a couple light-years away. This some 60 years after we put the first man-made object into space. It may not happen in your lifetime, but how fortunate that the world doesn't revolve around you.

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    72. Re:Face it by evilviper · · Score: 1

      You need to read up on your history. Oceanic voyages were long and dangerous, yet colonies persisted.

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    73. Re:Face it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      As long as you have the technology to eventually merge the 2 instances back to 1 in the future (causing both sets of memories to be stored somehow), it ultimately doesn't matter who is the original and who is the copy.

    74. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third, nanotechnology has the promise of travel to other stars at zero effective time delay to the traveller, and speed of light actual speed. Here is how: you scan a person at atomic resolution. Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom. There are large practical challenges to doing this, but no new physics required. Sending photons describing which atoms takes about a million times less energy than sending the atoms themselves at near light-speed, so this method is vastly more efficient, and would be the first choice over antimatter or very big solar powered lasers. Those are the only ways to get more energy/kg in the vehicle than fusion that we know of, which is what you need to get substantial fraction of speed of light.

      I am curious... can the "consciousness" of that person also be transmitted in this way? Will the person assembled at the other end have all the memories, experiences, and the overall "mental state" of the original person?

    75. Re:Face it by azalin · · Score: 1

      The MBAA, the soon to be founded Meat Bags Association of America will rise to save us from body piracy.

    76. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You send bacteria encoded with everything on the planet.

      Just like we could be the spawn from somewhere else.

    77. Re:Face it by jpapon · · Score: 1
      Yes, but I imagine that sober teenagers also account for a higher than average accident rate. I wouldn't be at all surprised if the rate was three times higher than average.

      Fact of the matter is, teenagers are poor drivers, both drunk and sober.

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    78. Re:Face it by jpapon · · Score: 1

      Nah, I bet there were at least a few cases of sober person rear-ending drunk person.

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    79. Re:Face it by jpapon · · Score: 1
      Why would you need to push it for 23 years? You just push it for a little while, then you sit and wait.

      Also, your reaction mass doesn't need to be that large as long as your exhaust velocity is sufficiently high.

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    80. Re:Face it by jpapon · · Score: 1

      There are aircraft that have been flying for 46 years.

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    81. Re:Face it by Kjella · · Score: 2

      The Orion and Daedalus projects of the 60s and 70s had theoretically designed spacecraft capable of anywhere from 5 to 12% of c given materials and power sources available at the time or soon available. (...) I believe that Freeman Dyson computed the economic cost of an Orion class starship and concluded it would be about the same as a year's worth of the United States GDP at the time

      It should be noted that we still in 2012 don't have the technology to build the Daedalus, so soon available is stretching it. As for Orion, the conservative design would take 1 GDP but the optimistic "momentum limited" design only 0.1 GDP. The small caveat is that it's only for the ship itself and doesn't include the cost to put 400,000 ton in orbit - the nuclear design doesn't have the thrust to launch from Earth. So cost estimates ignore the 10,000 Saturn V or 20,000 Falcon Heavy launches required, at about $100 million per launch that's another $2 trillion not including assembly.

      That is only one of many costs missing from those calculations, they're practically just material costs as if everything came off the assembly line. The cost creating and testing a real, practical design and not just a highly hypothesized theoretical design that will take all the stress of 300,000 nukes and the redundancy and reliability to last 100+ years as it'll only go 3.3% of light speed will be much higher. Oh, you can get it up to 8-10% but then you can multiply the cost estimates a lot. Even more if you want to slow down and actually orbit/land when you arrive. The "cheapest" designs are only a fly-by.

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    82. Re:Face it by value · · Score: 1

      Here is how: you scan a person at atomic resolution. Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom.

      That's kind of like writing a program bit by bit, and in machine language...

      Maybe more efficient methods for writing that program could be invented.

    83. Re:Face it by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      A conversation would take 8 years - you say something, 4 years later I hear it, 4 years after that you get my reply. Even if the reply is to send the supplies you ask for, it's still 8 years before you get them (and that's if I can send them immediately, and they travel at c the entire way which they can't, etc).

    84. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom. There are large practical challenges to doing this, but no new physics required.

      And how will they send the nanotech assembler and the receiver equipment to that destination?

    85. Re:Face it by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Given that the amount of time involved in a "tomorrow" is already a hundred years and steadily growing"

      Really? I see that it's getting shorter.

      In 1970 we had fantastical space TV shows with impossible thin tablets that displayed computer information.

      Today I have an iPad that does more than captian kirks' pad. We have medical tricorders around the corner, computer technology has went from stone age to tiny in a history "blink of an eye".

      If you want to see what holds back space exploration and travel? Look at the people that call themselves republicans and the people that call themselves democrats. They are more interested in killing other people and making themselves rich than space and furthering mankind.

      Until we get past the immature "kill everyone not like me" moment in our world, we will NEVER leave this planet.

      and that is why we will never do it. the Human race cant let go of hate.

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    86. Re:Face it by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      A lot of this stuff was made possible thanks to cheap and abundant energy.
      I agree it's impossible to predict the future, and to rule things in or out.
      But without fossil fuels (that amount to 85% of our present primary energy consumption), we might live to see plows pulled by draft animal.

    87. Re:Face it by fgouget · · Score: 1

      Third, nanotechnology has the promise of travel to other stars at zero effective time delay to the traveller, and speed of light actual speed. Here is how: you scan a person at atomic resolution. Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom. There are large practical challenges to doing this, but no new physics required.

      You are vastly underestimating the difficulty of building both the nanotech scanner and assembler. Very basic things in fact like how long does it take to scan an entire body at atomic scale and what do you do with nerve influx and blood cells that move around while you're doing the scanning. And at the assembler side what do you do with all the speed vectors you have to restore on each atom in what is yet only a partially rebuilt body? In fact, how do you get past the Heisenberg uncertainty principle? Solving each of these will require new physics. I just think you've taking Star Trek too literally.

      Then there's the issue of sending that nanotech assembly machine at the destination in the first place.

    88. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd settle for finding that out first hand.

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    89. Re:Face it by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's why people over 20 routinely step in and effortlessly destroy the competition in karting OH WAIT

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    90. Re:Face it by dbIII · · Score: 1

      To get a proper copy of one and everything insided you'd probably have to destroy it. There's some good but disturbing SF along those lines. If you have two, well there's some entertaining Farscape episodes that explore those arguments. There's even a Lem story where a character temporally clones himself via relativistic effects so he can be in the same place twice to assist himself with repairs - it results in him beating himself up for eating his hidden chocolate stash.

    91. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all correct
      generation is 20 years not 30+ ;P people in good healthy condition breed at 20 not 30 like in old dying European societies ^^
      So it only would make things harder - and I'd also add to it the uncertainty what to expect on the other end of the journey - so eventually the colonist ship would have to be a kind of Noah's Ark with all animals and plants that might create working healthy biotops on new earth and add to it all civilizational utilities that might not be needed during travel but will be in high demand on new planet - like power plant generators, initial fuel supplies etc. That would not had to be a whole city traveling in space but a whole new world ..
      Lightspeed travel is only reasonable solution to make it really happen in near future ( near as in next few hundreds of years ).

    92. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      We will never get off this rock. Interstellar travel is impossible, and always will be.

      We will all grow old and die here, and that's it.

      What's the difference between growing old and dying on Earth, and growing old and dying on a barren lump of rock several light years away?

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    93. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, you're supposed to go with the topic that's most likely to get you laid.

      Your favourite porn stars and their filmographies, works every time trust me. Chicks dig porn..Plus if you throw in a few girl-on-girl specialists, thery'll know you're also the sensitive, caring sort.

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    94. Re:Face it by jojo_it · · Score: 1

      There are aircraft that have been flying for 46 years.

      True, but most of their components are being replaced with brand new ones almost every year.

    95. Re:Face it by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Well that's what Scotty's Heisenberg compensators are for!

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    96. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Once we talked about a few things, some prosaic, some not. His basic position was that after all the things which in his life had been generally considered impossible and which later came to pass, it seemed to him to be presumptuous to rule things in or out.

      Getting men on the moon didn't require breaking any of the existing laws of physics at the time (any more than the invention of computers or mobile phones). Travelling FTL would.

      And the idea that the world will club together to create sub-light-speed "generation ships" at vast expense and with no guarantee of finding a target to start a colony on is not impossible, just more than somewhat unlikely.

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    97. Re:Face it by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      The closest star is already 4 light years away.

      - I am surprised this is the first comment on this, but the closest star is just under 8.5 light minutes away.

    98. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Third, nanotechnology has the promise of travel to other stars at zero effective time delay to the traveller, and speed of light actual speed. Here is how: you scan a person at atomic resolution. Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom. There are large practical challenges to doing this, but no new physics required. Sending photons describing which atoms takes about a million times less energy than sending the atoms themselves at near light-speed, so this method is vastly more efficient, and would be the first choice over antimatter or very big solar powered lasers. Those are the only ways to get more energy/kg in the vehicle than fusion that we know of, which is what you need to get substantial fraction of speed of light.

      Better get started on that Heisenberg Compensator. You make it sound as if scanning someone "atom for atom" is a technology problem. Our current understanding of physics would have to be thrown out the window to even begin to develop the technology to do that. Nice idea for a Sci-Fi plot device, though.

    99. Re:Face it by Sique · · Score: 1

      It must have been to do with the fact, that small 5 HP cars accelerate, brake and turn so much better with a 200-lb-person sitting on it than with a 50 lb 8 year old.

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    100. Re:Face it by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Then you send a *description* of their body, atom for atom via powerful laser. At the destination, a nanotech assembler builds a copy atom for atom.

      - I predict a problem right after this step is taken.

      The newly awoken person gets out of his/her 'atomic builder', but then Bruce Willis never shows up.

      Or they kill themselves and the expensive ship by directing it into the closest star/planet and eating ice cream all the way towards the collision.

    101. Re:Face it by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you can find a 20 year old who weighs less than a 19 year old...

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    102. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 0

      if all of humanity's resources were reallocated appropriately, we could have a well-to-do colony on Mars by now.

      I agree, and we could also achieve a manageable population on Earth, the abolition of gross poverty and starvation, and some sort of egalitarian world.

      It's not going to happen when the most powerful nation on Earth spends so much of its enrgies, time and resources on blowing up people and fostering an unjust politico-economic system.

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    103. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's why people over 20 routinely step in and effortlessly destroy the competition in karting OH WAIT

      One of the definitions of a bad driver is that they're someone who can't differentiate between a public highway and a private race track. So thanks for proving the opposite of what you intended, good work!

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    104. Re:Face it by grep_rocks · · Score: 1

      I didn't think there was an issue of getting a nuclear as opposed to thermonuclar Orion off the surface of the earth - DARPA proposed a nuclear version in the 60s. But I think the overall point stands, any interstellar spaceship is a weapon of mass destruction in excess of our current world nuclear arsenal. The way I think of it is for a ship of mass m to hit x% of the speed of light you have to roughly convert a m*x amount of mass into energy - so for a 10000 ton spaceship to hit 10% of the speed of light you need on the order of 1000tons of mass converted to energy, this is an exageration for low speeds but you get the idea, for comparison a hydrogen bomb converts 1g of mass into energy, the speed limit of a ship is determined by the efficiency of the fuel - if the h-bomb weights 20kg and only packs 1g of energy, then that ratio of 20000 to 1 limits your top speed because you have to haul around all this mass just to get 1 g of pure energy....

    105. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      It will get a LOT cheaper if someone builds a space elevator.

      Oh, is THAT all?

      I mean, we all know that we could build a cheap and working space elevator tomorrow if we could just be bothered, right?

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    106. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      There are aircraft that have been flying for 46 years.

      That's nothing, I've got my great-great-great-grandfather's axe. It's over a hundred years old, and has only needed four new heads and seven new handles in all that time!

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    107. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Sadly, the mistake isn't in what it now does with its power—that's inevitable. The mistake was giving it the goals that it set out to achieve in the first place.

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    108. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The problems are easily solved. It is only the implementation which is expensive. Would you say that the problems involved in building a car with a back-up video camera are intractable because such vehicles are pricey?

      If the car cost hundreds of billions of pounds, then I would say, yes, it is intractable.

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    109. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      after a few generations, there will be nothing in common between the 2 worlds.

      What in gods name are you smoking? It's not like in 2 generations, they will have evolved beyond recognition and have created and now solely use a new language based purely on blinking or something.

      Guess what... they'll still speak English or whatever language they started with, they'll still look human, and they'll still be listening to music that to the earth would be seen by us as 'classic rock' compared to whatever we're listening to in several generations.
      Sure they won't have physically set foot on earth, but guess what... I'm sure they'll have pictures, and call it a hunch, somewhere in their teaching and bringing up of children, they may, just may, tell them about the planet that sent them on their journey.

      It's not like their minds will be wiped and they will disavow any knowledge of our planet the second kids are born on there.

    110. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Why would we want a monoculture? Just invites a failure mode to tear down the whole thing.

      If you end up spending most of your own planet's wealth on starting a civilisation that soon has no relationship with you, what exactly is the point?

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    111. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you have already uploaded your mind to software, then the atoms are irrelevant, just occupy an appropriate robot body as needed.

      Ah yes, another trivial technical problem that we will no doubt have completely solved in the next twenty five years.

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    112. Re:Face it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      As long as you have the technology to eventually merge the 2 instances back to 1 in the future (causing both sets of memories to be stored somehow), it ultimately doesn't matter who is the original and who is the copy.

      That wouldn't work. You couldn't say that the copy had any less right to existence than the original. You would have to have Joe Bloggs, JoeBloggs1, etc.

      If the copy came back with several years' worth of alien experiences, how could you shoehorn them into the original without driving them mad? You would in effect be creating an actual physical split personality.

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    113. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      Not cheap. But not that expensive. Certainly profitable.

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    114. Re:Face it by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      That's a big logical non-sequitur.

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    115. Re:Face it by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Apparent travel time if you go as photons is zero. Why send your atoms if you can send a description of your atoms? It's way more efficient that way. If you have already uploaded your mind to software, then the atoms are irrelevant, just occupy an appropriate robot body as needed.
      Won't work: we don't have the technology to convert Mr. Frostee trucks into spacecraft.

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    116. Re:Face it by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      Why would we want a monoculture? Just invites a failure mode to tear down the whole thing.

      If you end up spending most of your own planet's wealth on starting a civilisation that soon has no relationship with you, what exactly is the point?

      If you define purpose only in terms of how it benefits yourself, you might as well just kill yourself now. In the end you die, and by that "purpose" nothing you do will avail you in the long run.

      If you define purpose in terms of how you can benefit the propogation of life itself, then the justification for seeding the stars is obvious.

      a couple of years of GDP in 1970s value is not most of the planets wealth. It might be most of the planet product for a while, but then again with such a vast undertaking, the planets production will drastically increase. Its not like we would be tearing down our cities and roads for raw materials and leaving the earth a barren wasteland.

      The point is to spread life to the stars. That seems far more meaningful to me than any other purpose philosophers or priests have dreamed up so far.

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    117. Re:Face it by dionye · · Score: 1

      They're really more like metaphorical grandchildren.

      indeed, considering the among of sex average /.er getting.

    118. Re:Face it by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Well, the civilization would have to be self-sufficient it couldn't really be supported from Earth, I agree there. However you could still exchange information to an extent, like sending papers from scientific conferences. In the beginning the colony would be mainly an information sink - catching up with advances made on Earth, but it's conceivable that after some time they could take the lead in some fields, maybe even so much so that they could be ahead by 4 years. Or maybe discovering things which are only observable on their end. That could be interesting.

    119. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      But it would have a relationship with you. With only a few light years gap, exchanges of science and art would be slow but meaningful. And spreading your genes is a powerful internal motivation: just look at the number of people willing to have children, even though in modern society each child is a net cost.

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    120. Re:Face it by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      It is important to note that Voyager 1 was not sent on an outbound trajectory the primary objective of it's mission. You CAN send things much faster than that already, its job was to be a tourist, not an express to outer space. Take for instance the New Horizons mission to the Kupier Belt. It launched in 2006 and will arrive at Pluto in 2015. It launched at a higher velocity than either Voyager did. It is not going to catch Voyager 1, as it is not using as much in the way of planetary gravity assists, but if it did, Voyager could be overtaken. And certainly, there is no reason that we couldn't move things even faster than that.

      In short, I don't think 100x faster than Voyager is outside the range of possibility. Space does have the advantage of being a vacuum (for the most part), and so even a slight acceleration will eventually get an object to very, very high velocities until you start dealing with relativistic effects. I hear what you are saying about reaction mass, but we're already making progress on engine types that will use much less reaction mass, with the tradeoff that you still need a chemical rocket to get them off Earth. As they say, once you're off the planet Earth, you're halfway to anywhere.

      As for how long it takes, there is no one that is suggesting that humans would be awake for an entire interstellar sublight journey. Heck, even most science fiction assumes hibernation of some sort. Hibernation would need to be brought to the levels where it could be stable over long periods, but we already have fragmentary abilities to induce certain sorts of hibernation states for injuries, and those could be extended and perfected. Once that is done, we would need to make sure radiation shielding is improved, but it's much easier to heavily shield a small hibernation module, than an entire starship with living accommodations and recreational facilities and large consumable storage areas.

      tl;dr It's going to be challenging to make it to another star, but I feel that at this point, the improvements we need to make are more of a sustained, incremental variety, rather than wholly new future tech. We can definitely stall and fail to get there, if the resources and effort is not devoted to this task, but it's not impossible.

    121. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that's true whether they're drunk or not.

    122. Re:Face it by sneakyimp · · Score: 1

      12% C is 3.598 x 10^7 meters per second. To accelerate to that speed would require a very long time. Assuming you could accelerate at 10m/s^2 (1 G) it would take you 3.6 x 10^6 seconds which is about a month and a half. Obviously a chemical rocket can't burn for a month and a half. My understanding of the physics is pretty limited but I believe that a fission-fragment rocket is highly efficient (in terms of how much thrust you get per unit mass) with theoretical specific impulses possible between 100,000 and 1,000,000 but I don't think they provide enough thrust to accelerate an object weighing rougly a metric ton (or more if humans are involved) at 1G for a month and a half. The wikipedia article on specific impulse hints that such highly efficient engines tend to be limited in the amount of thrust they provide:

      A variety of other non-rocket propulsion methods, such as ion thrusters, give much higher specific impulse but with much lower thrust; for example the Hall effect thruster on the SMART-1 satellite has a specific impulse of 1,640 s (16,100 m/s) but a maximum thrust of only 68 millinewtons. The hypothetical Variable specific impulse magnetoplasma rocket (VASIMR) propulsion would theoretically yield a minimum of 10,000300,000 m/s but would probably require a great deal of heavy machinery to confine even relatively diffuse plasmas, and so would be unusable for high-thrust applications such as launch from planetary surfaces.

      The basic idea -- as I understand it -- is that these types of engines make very efficient use of their propellant's mass (lots of thrust per kg of propellant) but that they cannot create a lot of thrust at one time. They push weakly, but for extended periods of time at high efficiency.

      I used to know how to do this kind of physics but now I can't. The exhaust velocity of fission-fragment engines is estimated at 3-5% C. If the plan is to reach 12% C, I think you need minimally 4 kg of propellant per kg of payload -- and in reality much more because the fuel you burn at first has to push not just the payload but the fuel to be used later as well.

      Any physicists in the house?

    123. Re:Face it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I think it could be done. The merging might be a complex procedure, and in some cases, a personality might remain, ahem, multithreaded but you would be back to being a single, unified entity. At that point any anxieties over copy versus original would be moot.

    124. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Using technology in or near production today: take one major asteroid or small moon e.g. Ceres, Phobos, etc; bury two or three mini-nuke reactors in the surface; Using this power source, hollow the asteroid to provide living space for 200 people and hydroponic food+oxygen support, attach VASMIR or ion thrusters to provide spin for gravity and bring it into a more convenient orbit. While it spins up, install all the plumbing and plant the hydroponics.

      Get the first 20 volunteers to live in it for a year then bring in the rest. After 5 years of operation you will have a fair idea as to what the recycling loss rate is and can dig enough storage to provide double or triple that for a buffer.

      At this point install two new operational and one unfueled reactor to provide power for the full mission, this may mean designing a reactor that can be refueled automatically and repaired with skilled labour, a variant on the pebble-bed designs is likely to work.

      One interstellar spacecraft requires about 20 years work has sufficient mass to shield against most radiation and is large enough to be self-sustaining.

    125. Re:Face it by mcgrew · · Score: 0

      It is to reach all but a handful of stars. And even at half lightspeed you have intractable relativistic problems, such as harmless EMF wavelengths becoming deadly.

    126. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      That seems like plenty of places to go, and of course, from those places, we can jump off to further places.
      And a lot of thought has gone into faster ships, I don't think anyone really believes there aren't solutions possible, if the energy requirements were manageable.

      --
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    127. Re:Face it by cusco · · Score: 1

      When I was in high school (1970s) I asked my grandfather, "When you were my age, did you imagine that some day there would be television and men on the moon?" He replied, "Brian, when I was your age someone told me about radio, and I didn't believe them."

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    128. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I must be a really caring and sensitive guy then!

    129. Re:Face it by cusco · · Score: 1

      If people capable of doing repairs and upgrades are living on the thing, most certainly. In fact I'd be surprised if it didn't reach its destination a more technologically advanced vehicle than when it left Sol. Just think about how much the tech has advanced in the last 46 years (even after the abandonment of the High Frontier), people living in the craft are going to incorporate anything that makes their life better.

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    130. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      This post is under organized mod attack. Go get 'em metamods.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    131. Re:Face it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but you're talking far, far into the future, perhaps thousands of years. But who knows, maybe someone will find a way around the lightspeed barrier some day.

    132. Re:Face it by Surt · · Score: 1

      A second jumping off is indeed very likely to be far into the future, as the first set of worlds we reach won't be crowded for a long time.

      If we could solve the energy problem, though, there are definitely a lot of ideas already for how to beat the dangers of 0.5+C ships.

      Personally, I doubt there is any way to beat C. Otherwise, we'd have alien visitors.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    133. Re:Face it by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Personally, I doubt there is any way to beat C. Otherwise, we'd have alien visitors.

      I can think of a lot of reasons we haven't had visitors. It's possible (yes, unlikely but possible) that this is the only planet in the galaxy with life; that we're not the only life but the only life that's gotten intelligent; or they did visit here but became extinct about the time the dinasaurs did; or that they may have seen us and figured life was impossible here or that we aren't even alive (I wrote two short SF stories about these, We still haven't found extraforgostnic life and A strange discovery).

      Then there's Terry Bison's They're Made Out Of Meat.

      I'm sure there are a thousand other reasons I can't think of now.

    134. Re:Face it by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      This might not be fully appropriate, but I like smart people and I'm single in the Boston area, and have been admiring your output. :)

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    135. Re:Face it by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 1

      Have had a few of those comments. Still not single. Still not straight. Thanks anyway!

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    136. Re:Face it by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much. That brought a smile, then a laugh. Good to experience at this old age. :)

      And, I've experienced the reverse, and have handled it similarly eloquently: when a guy has approached me, I've said "Thank you very much, I am very happy to know that someone finds me attractive, but I prefer women." (Thanks, seriously, respect is appreciated; I don't reach out often.)

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    137. Re:Face it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah that's why people over 20 routinely step in and effortlessly destroy the competition in karting OH WAIT

      Yeah that's because karting is such a good measure of driving skill under real-world conditions OH WAIT

    138. Re:Face it by zevans · · Score: 1

      And that's why you'll always find me in the kitchen at parties.

      --
      "... and more and more now there are all kinds of electronic goodies available" -- Pink Floyd 1972
  18. Ragnarok by garthsundem · · Score: 1

    Oh, is THAT why we haven't yet coalesced into a tiny ball of infinitely dense matter awaiting the next bang! Did you hear they're planning the next faster-than-light experiment for December 21, 2012?

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    GeekDad, TED speaker, Wipeout loser, author of Brain Trust
    1. Re:Ragnarok by avirrey · · Score: 1

      Only 303 days until... http://xkcd.com/998/

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      X's and O's for all my foes.

  19. yep.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Called it as wrong from the beginning. Relativity has undergone many trials and tribulations, none of which has proven it wrong.

  20. Re:Man the life rafts. Division by zero imminent. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    WTF is wrong with you?

    Everyone knows pizza isn't Italian.

    Stupid ursine...

    --
    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
  21. awww.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you're no fun anymore..

  22. "and after fixing the correction" by DynamoJoe · · Score: 1

    Really, guys? the N and R are not that close together unless you're using the Dvorak layout or something.

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    bah.
    1. Re:"and after fixing the correction" by Shados · · Score: 1

      hmm? I read it as fixing the system responsible for the correction. Not as fixing the connection (even though in this case, they're the same thing)

    2. Re:"and after fixing the correction" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just typical Slashdot .. misleading headline as there was no real fault in the cable as I see it, just the calculations they did on the cable. What they fixed was the "correction" time for the data to travel down the cable, which was arriving 60ns earlier than they were correcting for ... and after fixing the correction the researchers have found that the time discrepancy appears to have vanished.

  23. [citation needed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  24. 90% of all problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Most problems with hardware are from faulty connectors!

  25. I love the 'Faster than light neutrino' story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I love the 'Faster than light neutrino' story. It shows something about how science works... an unconfirmed but sensational result captures our imagination. Though fascinating, it is treated with skepticism by scientists including the group publishing the results. Alternative hypotheses challenging the result are examined, and many discarded.

    Eventually the result will be supported by more experiments or found to be incorrect... maybe even the result of a loose cable.

    The neutrino story also shows something about how science is reported in much of the press... Unconfirmed but sensational results are presented as true. Preliminary challenges to the result are also reported as true. By the time the story is done, news outlets have misreported a number of contradictory claims as fact. No wonder a significant subset of the population doesn't understand or even believe science.

    1. Re:I love the 'Faster than light neutrino' story by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...a significant subset of the population doesn't understand ... science.

      We call those people "journalists".

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  26. Re:Man the life rafts. Division by zero imminent. by vlm · · Score: 1

    >Fuck it, I'm going to Greece.
        >Go to Greece.
        >Considering marrying a Greek girl
        >Berlusconi is there

    You missed a golden opportunity for "My big fat greek superluminal experiment" jokes. You know, the one where the groom gets slapped by his future mother in law, then his future cousin in law tricks the groom into telling his mother in law that she has a nice pair of superluminal neutrinos... get it, she slaps him superluminally before he gets tricked?

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    "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  27. Re:Man the life rafts. Division by zero imminent. by Surt · · Score: 1

    With the massive economic meltdown, prices on Greek slave girls have never been lower.

    --
    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  28. Cause or Effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe faster-than-light neutrinos damage cables.

  29. Should have called tech support by silverpig · · Score: 2

    Even the off-shored level1 tech support guy could have figured it out by reading step 2 of his manual.

    1. Re:Should have called tech support by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Even the off-shored level1 tech support guy could have figured it out by reading step 2 of his manual.

      Assuming he can read the language the manual is written in.

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  30. Was here ever a doubt . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that it would be something like this?

  31. Oblig XKCD by Kittenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right on the money ... http://xkcd.com/955/

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    "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
  32. then what about the god particle? by ozduo · · Score: 1

    OK neutrino have to follow the law but god particles can travel at any speed they god dam feel like!

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    I got to the chocolate box before you, that's why the hard ones have teeth marks.
  33. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by Fned · · Score: 2

    It's cute how you think there's some responsible way to inform the press of an anomalous experimental result.

    The scientists just did the same thing you'd do if you got some weird result on a browser-based application, and the preliminary obvious steps didn't fix the problem: check to see if everyone else is seeing the same thing on their browsers, so to speak.

    It's not their fault if someone in Marketing hears what's going on and writes a company-wide email saying "BROWSERS CAPABLE OF MAGIC!!! Film at eleven!!!"

  34. XKCD pretty much predicted this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I just love how XKCD pretty much said this was rather bogus right from the start: http://xkcd.com/955/

    1. Re:XKCD pretty much predicted this by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Uh many, many people predicted that it would turn out not to be true. An error was considered the most likely explanation from the beginning, even by the publishers.

      And much like the XKCD author, everyone who predicted that it wouldn't be true would have been ecstatic to be wrong.

      What I find much more amusing is all the people who instantly jumped on the result and assumed it was true and proof of whatever they wanted it to be proof of -- from 'science is all a lie' to 'my replacement for Relativity which The Man has stifled is now proven correct!'

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      The enemies of Democracy are
    2. Re:XKCD pretty much predicted this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AND... the mouse-over text of the XKCD actually pointed to the most likely cause for error, before it was even known that a probable GPS error existed.
      "I can't speak to the paper's scientific merits, but it's really cool how on page 10 you can see that their reference GPS beacon is sensitive enough to pick up continential drift under the detector (interrupted halfway through by an earthquake)."

  35. This is why by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 1

    I use a Monster HDMI cable.

  36. Illogical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a faulty cable is the culprit here, wouldn't any experiment relying on the system using that cable be subjected to similar effects in thier results? They're talking about the cable between the GPS unit and a computer, communicating timing synchronization, resulting in a delay of the 'expected' time by nano-seconds ... Is the neutrino experiment the ONLY one using that part of the system where the blamed faulty cable is?

    1. Re:Illogical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the neutrino experiment the ONLY one using that part of the system where the blamed faulty cable is?

      Apparently yes. The system was designed precisely for that experiment, and for that experiment alone. It might find use in future experiments, but so far it hasn't been used for anything else.

    2. Re:Illogical by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      It feels like there's a lesson here about single-use equipment, but I'm not really sure if there's any corrective action one could take.

  37. Making it even more important to verify. by pavon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The results could be wrong, but for another reason. When trouble shooting you usually think of dozens of potential way things could have cause the problem before tracking down the actual root cause. Jumping to conclusions simply gets everyone's hopes up that the mystery has been solved.

    It was a bad cable.
    Period.

    So if you were in charge, you would just stop looking for the root cause which may go on to taint other results at CERN for years to come? Nothing is certain until it has been confirmed.

    1. Re:Making it even more important to verify. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I would get *very* scared when trouble starts shooting.

      The Dutch language has an epidemic called 'english disease'. Most of our composite words are written without spaces between the composites. It's subtle and probably hard to explain, but, there is a definitife difference between a carwash, which is a noun, and a 'car wash' which is a noun and a verb.

      Your 'trouble shooting' is perhaps a prime example of english disease in the english language.

      Never the less (excusé le mots), when trouble starts shooting, you'd better duck in stead of pondering about proper grammar.

    2. Re:Making it even more important to verify. by burne · · Score: 2

      So much for posting AC and slightly drunk..

      The carwash-point explained:

      A carwash in Dutch is called a 'carwashingstreet'. See, even you know what I'm talking about. When adding spaces between those words (which is what 'english disease' is all about) the meaning of 'washing' changes to 'used to be'. So, you get from 'car washing street' to 'car used to be street', which is just silly.

      Your 'trouble shooting' is as funny as a car that used to be street. Perhaps it's because I'm Dutch? You made me LOL.

    3. Re:Making it even more important to verify. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      English is truly an odd germanic language.

      For example what is a small bird watcher? Is it a small person(kid?) watching birds or a normal sized person watching small birds?
      In my language we would distinguish these by writing small birdwatcher(små fågelskådare) or smallbirdwatcher(småfågelskådare)

  38. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    With all due respect, nothing personal, but the ideas you expressed are completely wrong. Kids need to learn that science is experimenting and debating and arguing and trying things that mostly don't work but sometimes they do. There is no cabal and smart people sometimes disagree, most importantly they disagree in a civilized manner. And getting excited and theorizing and double checking your work and then triple checking your work and lots of sweat and effort and long hours. Initial results are sometimes wrong. Where do errors come from? And sometimes how you deal with "failure" defines who you are, more than how you deal with "success".

    Science is not (or should not be) a scholastic endeavor that we should try to make as boring and authoritarian and slow and uninteresting as possible. If anything try to make it the opposite, at least a little bit.

    If this whole story makes one kid think, just a little bit, about physics, that makes it OK. This is the best thing thats happened to physics in years.

    If science were as flaky as a reality TV show, then I'd support your position because somewhere in between is the greek ideal. But... there's a long way to go before we have to worry about that.

    --
    "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
  39. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These scientists were irresponsible in their dealings with their press.

    I never saw a single irresposible statement from them. They were very clear that there was likely to be an error in their experiment. The press wasn't irresponsible either. Every article I read was balanced and careful to state that there may be a simple explaination.

    They should have kept it strictly within the community ...

    Who exactly is "the community"? Scientists are not a priesthood, and the public does not need to be "protected" from scientific debate.

  40. No it wasn't by pavon · · Score: 1

    You tell me, how do you engage the particle physics community without something like this becoming public? The proper way to do science is to get peer review by publishing your results, but there isn't any secret handshake that only physicists know, nor do all physicist take a sacred oath of secrecy. When you publish results to the community, then you are publishing them to everyone who is interested, and that includes the media.

    Irresponsible use of press is hyping things to the media without providing details to scientists. They didn't do that, in fact that talked down their results as much as possible. Furthermore, trying to keep it a secret would have just made things worse, as the media would have picked up on rumors and ran that, so you end up with even more misinformation being spread. The smart thing to do is to engage the press at the same time as the details are released to the scientific community in order cut down on the rumor mill, and do as much damage control as necessary. Which is exactly what they did.

  41. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These scientists were irresponsible in their dealings with their press.

    Bollocks, I am pretty sure it was always explained as an unexpected result, not a new discovery.

    They should have kept it strictly within the community

    How would they do that?

    rather than embarrass themselves, and physics, in this manner.

    It is far better for the public to see scientists acting openly, showing their data and asking for help. Science is a process, not a result. Trying to get the public to trust science by hiding things from them is precisely the wrong way to go about it. It is akin to suggesting they should trust the scientist because the scientist is always right rather than because the process of science works.

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  42. do the neutrinos travel in a straight line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do the neutrinos travel through the mountain in a straight line? (nothing much interacts with them, right?)
    But if the cable used to measure light follows the curve of the earth, the distances traveled would be different.
    Is that difference accounted for?

    please enlighten me.

  43. Monster cable? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Monster cable?

    Just wait for the new Monster cable GPS link cable for only $99.99

  44. Re-run by medv4380 · · Score: 1

    Then Re-run the experiment and hand out the mass value for the neutrino already so it can replace the "Non-Zero" mass entry.

  45. And... Einstein wins again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ooooooh... a faulty cable. What a cheap excuse!! (like the cable itself)

  46. Re:300 baud is ok, but they forgot the parity bits by Sulphur · · Score: 1

    Yeah, 300 baud needs parity bits for the speeds they're working with!

    Baud awful.

  47. check the cables first by BarfooTheSecond · · Score: 1

    ... always :-)

  48. Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Aaaaand the inner workings of Star Trek's Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator is now discovered... it's just a mass of poorly connected wires and circuits! Next step - teleportation...

    1. Re:Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator by wa2flq · · Score: 2

      Aaaaand the inner workings of Star Trek's Heisenberg Uncertainty Compensator is now discovered... it's just a mass of poorly connected wires and circuits! Next step - teleportation...

      Scotty would be ashamed of this comment. Surely any Starfleet engineer worth his rating would know its not just the poorly connected wires. Its know which of the poorly connected wires needs to be connected to the phase transition coil and cross circuited to the the pattern buffer.

      Its usually the green one.

  49. If this turns out to be the case, ... by FridayBob · · Score: 1

    ... there's a good chance that it will get a lot less attention from the media than the original report. On the other hand, it may also be seized upon by those who will see this new development as "proof" that scientists are just out to get attention and are therefore not to be trusted. *sigh*

    1. Re:If this turns out to be the case, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The takeaway here is that the media should not sensationalize unproven science rumors.

      Except science is built upon unproven rumors, and the media is built upon sensationalism, so really it just means that the media should not cover science. But the media can't resist a juicy rumor, so we will have to be the ones to adapt: techies should always ignore science rumors in the mass media.

      Haha. Right. I can't do that either, so I think we're going to have to live with the status quo and accept that the media is always going to sensationalize unproven rumors, and they're not going to give two shits when an old story is proven false. Retractions don't sell new rumors.

    2. Re:If this turns out to be the case, ... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      ... there's a good chance that it will get a lot less attention from the media than the original report. On the other hand, it may also be seized upon by those who will see this new development as "proof" that scientists are just out to get attention and are therefore not to be trusted. *sigh*

      Or else that they're overpaid fuckwits who can't even plug up their USB components correctly.

      Almost makes you wish you hadn't laughed so hard when your 7th-grade science teacher couldn't get the demonstration to work in front of the class. (Ever tried writing a simple program with people watching? I can't even find the right keys on the keyboard.)

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:If this turns out to be the case, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone falls completely apart when they're being watched.

  50. I don't understand by koan · · Score: 1

    While GPS sats have 1 nanosecond atomic clocks I'm not feeling the usefulness of these sats for these sort of experiments, it seems a hinky way to get this high a granularity in time measurements.
    I call bullshit.

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    "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    1. Re:I don't understand by koan · · Score: 1
      --
      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    2. Re:I don't understand by waives · · Score: 0

      why don't you suggest a better method then, jackoff.

    3. Re:I don't understand by bobbied · · Score: 3, Informative

      Sorry but you are going to have to start shoveling. Consider that GPS can routinely produce location solutions measured in tens of meters in a small fraction of a second. Also consider that if you avarage the time signals recovered over long periods of time you can generate time bases that are very high granularity. I'll Quote from NIST.gov... "Tests between widely separated receivers have demonstrated standard uncertainties for time comparisons of less than 10 ns and relative standard uncertainties for frequency comparisons of less than 1 x 10-13, both for averaging times of 1 d. The frequency uncertainty decreases as the averaging time increases. The frequency uncertainty is limited by the relative standard uncertainty of the NIST primary frequency standard which is 2 x 10-15." That's not even for GPS, but for ground based radio. GPS is similar accuracy and 1x10-13 is better than a pico second after a day of observations.

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    4. Re:I don't understand by koan · · Score: 1

      Why not paste a link to what you quote instead, GPS sat atomic clocks have accuracy to 1 nanosecond, these particles have life spans of picoseconds or in the case of the Higgs boson even less, you can't possible expect me to believe they can use GPS sats to accurately measure what is occurring in an accelerator.

      Since there wasn't any in depth information given on what exactly they were using the GPS sats for it's entirely possible they were doing something other than what I think, which for the second poster is why I titled it "I don't understand".

      I am still calling bullshit.

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      "If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
    5. Re:I don't understand by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      why don't you suggest a better method then, jackoff.

      Isn't "jack-off" what the problem turned out to be?

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    6. Re:I don't understand by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      The GPS is used to synchronize the remote clocks. In the case of this experiment the times of flight were well in excess of 1 nanosecond, and the experiments were being synchronized against signals from the same GPS satellite. So it's more then suitable.

    7. Re:I don't understand by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > "I don't understand".

      This is clear. This is very, very clear.

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    8. Re:I don't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >these particles have life spans of picoseconds

      Neutrinos live a long time, dude.

      >there wasn't any in depth information given on what exactly they were using the GPS sats for

      Read the OPERA paper before you spout off.

  51. Hey by M0j0_j0j0 · · Score: 1

    Look at the positive side, we already got one of the pieces of the time machine, a faulty cable, there is always a faulty cable!!

    1. Re:Hey by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Look at the positive side, we already got one of the pieces of the time machine, a faulty cable, there is always a faulty cable!!

      Imagine what you could do by stringing thousands of them together!

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  52. Noobs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should've been using a Beowulf cluster.

  53. Funnily by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    My excuse for the day was "It's the Power Cable!"

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  54. Occam's razor by dingleberrie · · Score: 1

    I'm pregnant!
    Oh, wait, that was just a fart.

  55. Joke by PPH · · Score: 3, Funny

    The bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here".

    A faster-than-light neutrino walks into a bar.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  56. George W. Bush here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm George W. Bush, and you're hired.

  57. Elecrical faults are devious by gweihir · · Score: 2

    However the way to deal with this is to have several different models GPS units connected to several different computers and verify synchronization. That is not easy at the level of precision we are talking about here, though. So I do not blame them. And they wisely never did a sensationalist press=release, just "this is what we see and we do not understand it". Now they do. These things can happen.

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  58. In Soviet Russia... by funkboy · · Score: 1

    ...they made sure their fiber optic connectors were tightened before they challenged relativity.

    FTFA: "According to sources familiar with the experiment, the 60 nanoseconds discrepancy appears to come from a bad connection between a fiber optic cable that connects to the GPS receiver used to correct the timing of the neutrinos' flight and an electronic card in a computer. After tightening the connection and then measuring the time it takes data to travel the length of the fiber, researchers found that the data arrive 60 nanoseconds earlier than assumed. Since this time is subtracted from the overall time of flight, it appears to explain the early arrival of the neutrinos."

    Really? It took two independent research teams months to determine that the extra delay was due to an uncalculated-for air gap in a fiber optic connector on the timing system?

    If their timing system is this sensitive to things like air gap tolerances in the connectors, then how the hell do you calibrate it properly? OK, a top-of-the-line Trimble Acutime Gold claims 15ns accuracy, but that's +/- 15ns, and presumably if you've got CERN's budget for neutrino measurement you're not going to make the claim that faster-than-light travel is possible based on the timing data close to the margin of error of your COTS GPS timing unit?

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Good thing CERN never challenged relativity nor claimed FTL travel was possible, then, huh?

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      ...they made sure their fiber optic connectors were tightened before they challenged relativity.

      In Italy, the connectors screw you.!

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  59. Wiki article has the best technical summary so far by funkboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    So, it seems that the previously calculated stddev was -5.9/+8.3ns, which is about double the certainty of the best COTS systems (it had better be, they're plugged directly into atomic clocks). Basically:

    "A loose connection between the fiber link from a GPS receiver to a computer is thought to cause the 60 nanosecond delay; tightening the connection makes the delay through the fiber decrease. However, additional data has to be taken to test the hypothesis. A second error with the crystal oscillator is expected to have lengthened the reported flight-time of neutrinos. Repeat tests with short pulsed beams have been scheduled for May. The two errors affect the result in opposite ways. The OPERA collaboration has not released quantitative estimates of how the errors affect the results, and expect to check the effects directly when a bunched beam is available later in 2012."

    So this thing is far from over...

  60. Freaking Einstein.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right again!

    Seriously though - we need a Physics result or two that defies the theory (at macro level) - a real problem - so that we can progress past Einstein.

  61. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who exactly is "the community"? Scientists are not a priesthood, and the public does not need to be "protected" from scientific debate.

    As a scientist, yes, I agree with you.

    On the other hand, how many millions of kids have suffered due to one BS article linking vaccines to autism?

  62. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think their support engineers failed them. Then again, an on-site support engineer in this economy might be too much to ask.

  63. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    most importantly they disagree in a civilized manner

    I take it you've never submitted a paper to a blind review conference.

  64. shoulda used monster cable by cslewis2007 · · Score: 0

    I bet the people at monster are working up a slew of new ads...

  65. Einstein on demonstrating relativity wrong... by Starker_Kull · · Score: 1
    I read this a long time ago, and the current situation reminded me of it:

    Einstein's God

    In 1919 Einstein's theory of relativity was confirmed by two expeditions to Brazil and the West African coast to observe the total eclipse of the sun. The eminent British astrophysicist Arthur Eddington led the project. To the amazement of Eddington and the rest of the world, Einstein had correctly calculated that space could be distorted and light curved by gravity. Einstein was on the front page of newspapers worldwide, but when asked what he would have said had his theory not been proven correct by observation, Einstein replied, "I would have had to pity our dear Lord. The theory is correct all the same."

    I always smile a little at Einstein's utter confidence in his connection to what makes the universe tick. I guess you would have to be that confident to overturn two centuries of Newtonian Physics.

    1. Re:Einstein on demonstrating relativity wrong... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      I always smile a little at Einstein's utter confidence in his connection to what makes the universe tick.

      Unlike CERN, which had too much confidence in their connection?

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Einstein on demonstrating relativity wrong... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Einstein had something else in addition to confidence. He had a sense of humor.

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      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  66. Faster than light coverup by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1, Funny

    The relativists hold control of the physics community, suggesting anything can travel faster than light is the physics equivalent of blasphemy.

    The results brought into question the unquestionable doctrine, and hence they had to be explained away. It is considered as unacceptable as the idea that the Earth wasn't flat or that the Earth orbited the Sun was.

    Just like the Roswell incident was explained away as due to a "weather balloon".

    Einstein's theory may have been a refinement over Newton, but it still isn't the Truth!

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    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    1. Re:Faster than light coverup by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      The results brought into question the unquestionable doctrine, and hence they had to be explained away.

      Yes, I'm hearing rumors that they had to pull hundreds of scientists off of making up shit about dark matter and global warming, to come up with an emergency "explanation" (wink-wink) for this careless slip.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Faster than light coverup by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

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      Religion: The greatest weapon of mass destruction of all time
    3. Re:Faster than light coverup by pantaril · · Score: 1

      The relativists hold control of the physics community, suggesting anything can travel faster than light is the physics equivalent of blasphemy.

      Relativity stands true because it provides best explanation of the nature of space and time we can observe around us. It was confirmed in countless experiment.

      There is no such term as blasphemy in modern physics. I can guarantee you that any scientist worth his name would gladly abandom relativity if presented with observable evidence that it is wrong.

      Examples from the past you mentioned (earth is not flat and earth is not center of the universe) were noc acceptet because of religious fanatics, it had nothing in common with modern science.

    4. Re:Faster than light coverup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pantaril you would be wrong then. Most physicists are terrified of going against current physics dogma regarding relativity (Special and General).

      I observed the way most physicists walked on eggshells about the results when they first came out so as not to offend the Einstein believers and the utter arrogance regarding the "belief" that the speed of light shall now and always will be a speed never to be exceeded by any experiment.

      I can guarantee you though that such a belief is just as erroneous as those physicists who believed at the turn of the last century that the speed of sound could never be exceeded.

      As for your history of things not being rejected initially because of belief among scientists, you can add: continental plates moving instead of being stationary because they were too big, ulcers being caused by bacteria instead of stomach acid, Supersonic flight rejected as impossible initially now common, flight itself rejected as impossible initially now commonplace, and the germ theory of disease which was initially rejected.

  67. Tachyon Tachyon Tachyon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tachyon Tachyon Tachyon

    I just like saying "tachyon". It should be in every day usage. Maybe they could name a car "TACHYON".

  68. Re:Man the life rafts. Division by zero imminent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Don't listen to the haters that modded you down. Could have used a bit more fermi though.

  69. Meanwhile, back at the bar... by darrenm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Einstein was seen chuckling to himself and mumbling under his breath "you didn't think it was going to be that easy, did you?"

  70. I bet its the trailing edge of the timing pulse by mbone · · Score: 1

    60 nanoseconds is a huge cable error, equivalent to about 10 meters of cable. It is possible that there was some internal reflection in the loose cable which caused such a big error, but I suspect that the real problem was the system latched onto the trailing edge of the 1 pps timing signal - this is more likely to happen when something (like a bad cable) is screwing up the timing pulse, and it can cause a considerable excess delay (order 100 nanoseconds or more). In many systems the width of the 1 pps pulse is not controlled, and so it will vary. This leads to the common symptom of this problem - the timing becomes erratic at the nanosecond level.

    If something like this was the cause of their error then they deserve the bad PR they will get, as they really should have included a timing professional as part of the experiment (as opposed to a consultant role). I have had several discussions with timing professionals about this, and each time the trailing edge issue has come up.

  71. Now I'm really confused by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    I thought they also did the whole travelling sneeizum clock thing to verify GPS timing? If the GPS was broke wouldn't they have detected that earlier? I'm really confused...

    "After tightening the connection and then measuring the time it takes data to travel the length of the fiber, researchers found that the data arrive 60 nanoseconds earlier than assumed."

    Even more confused... Did they not take the index of refraction of the cable into account?

    They tightened a cable and then the measured delay was 60ns less than expected? If that was true wouldn't increase the problem by another 60ns? Since it is now faster?

    I'm hopelessly confused...

  72. I want my time back! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As an Electronics Engineer, I wish I could have all the time back that I've lost over the last 20 years because of faulty cables. The fault always looks obvious afterwards, but while you're struggling with it, it is not. And cable always seem to be OK when you check it, but then go intermittent when it matters. Sigh...

  73. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    most importantly they disagree in a civilized manner

    I take it you've never submitted a paper to a blind review conference.

    Did they leave you feeling rejected?

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    Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  74. The cable was Italian! by justforgetme · · Score: 1

    polieceman: How fast did you send the pulse, cable?
    cable: A speed limit Sir, e no faster, no faster; promise!

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    -- no sig today
  75. People accept this nonsense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rest assured the results weren't the result of a "faulty cable."

    Furthermore, after hundreds of tests and after checking and rechecking the results and their equipment the scientists behind this experiment didn't find any problems in their experimental setup.

    More than likely these physicists were under pressure or decided to come up with results that comported with established physics theory regarding the special theory of relativity and decided that a "faulty cable" would get them out of this controversy regarding superluminal neutrinos and went with it.

    Not a well thought out plan though because now they look incompetent and inept instead of being at the cutting edge of revolutionary physics.

    But though these physicists were unwilling to do what is right and stand behind their initial results, others will perform similar experiments and find the same results regarding superluminal neutrinos.

  76. In other words .... by getkashyap · · Score: 0

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!!

    (Holds stomach and rolls on floor, wiping tears from eyes)

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    Yeah, whatever!!!
  77. I know these GPS receivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And AFAIK, there is not any fibre optic connection in it. It has TNC connections for xPPS and 10MHz reference signals, Lemo connections for Ethernet (CAT 5), RS232 and GPIO. Antenna connector is TNC.

    So take the rumors with a grain of salt, please.

  78. Tongue by unforkable · · Score: 1

    First image that came to my head when reading the news: Einstein stucking out his tongue!

  79. Re:Irresponsible use of the press by oreaq · · Score: 1

    Your likelihood of making a technical mistake here or there in a supremely complex experiment is far, far higher than the likelihood of special relativity being wrong

    The likelyhood that special relativity is wrong is 1. That's why the LHC was build in the first place: to find a better model that doesn't contradict observations like special relativity does.

    They should have kept it strictly within the community rather than embarrass themselves, and physics, in this manner.

    The only embarrasing thing here is you.

  80. Planetary Chauvanism by jacksdl · · Score: 2

    There is a faulty assumption underlying the notion of the infeasibility of civilization off this planet. That faulty assumption has a name -- planetary chauvanism ... Planetary Chauvinism

    No breakthroughs in physics or engineering would be needed to build O'Neill cylinders that could eventually create habitable land areas several times that of the earth. ... Space Habitat

    So we can't claim it's impossible. Maybe we'll never do it because, as a species, we can't seem to stop wasting talent and energy on killing each other over borders and religions -- But not because it's impossible.

    By the way, an O'Neill cylinder is used in the new hard science fiction web series "L5". They only tease you with a few glimpses in the opening episode, but if they get enough support, they'll make more. ...L5 - A Hard Science Fiction Series

    1. Re:Planetary Chauvanism by gutnor · · Score: 1
      It is the assumption of infeasibility of civilisation between 2 solar systems (interstellar). Unless you move the whole humanity in a denser area of the galaxy, humanity will not be interstellar regardless if they live on a planet or an asteroid or an artificial construct. Without some fast communication they can only disperse past the solar system like trees and plants on earth.

      Of course, if the average human life span increase by an order of magnitude or more (regardless the means, including uploading yourself in a data center) and society become stable enough to think in decades/centuries rather than quarter, maybe that become workable. Still a lot less exiting than what people have in mind when talking about the subject.

  81. Not So Fast Blue Blazzer Regulars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A cable-fault can produce positive (additive) and negative (subtractive) interference.

    There are three outcomes to this:
    1. if the cable-fault was positive, the velocity anomaly favors positive (too fast).
    2. if the cable-fault was negative, the velocity anomaly favors negative (too slow),
    3. if the cable-fault was positive and negative (dangling juggling cable), then the velocity anomaly favors 0, no reduction or increase in velocity.

    Therefore there is a 66% probability that the results will be confirmed, as in outcome 3, or possible increased, as in outcome 2.

    There is only a 33% probability that the results will be demoted.

    Buckaroo Bonzai

  82. Just for fun by avandesande · · Score: 1

    Even if you could use an x-ray laser you would be stuck with a 1 E12 s upload, assuming you could pass 1 bit per wave.

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    love is just extroverted narcissism
  83. Ob. The IT Crowd paraphrase by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Angry Irish Guy shouting into a phone:

    "Have you tried rebooting your computer?"
    "Reboot your computer and call me back."
    "It didn't work? Is it plugged in?"
    "Is there a cable running from your computer to the wall?"
    "Try plugging your computer in."
    "...

    As for the likelihood of a "loose cable between GPS and computer" causing delays leading to the result of FTL travel, I am gonna go out on a limb and say, probably not. I think it is far more likely that someone else just screwed up, and is trying to make up some plausible excuse to move on without ending his career.

  84. Yes, scientists *are* like priests, in a way... by rocket+rancher · · Score: 1

    These scientists were irresponsible in their dealings with their press.

    I never saw a single irresposible statement from them. They were very clear that there was likely to be an error in their experiment. The press wasn't irresponsible either. Every article I read was balanced and careful to state that there may be a simple explaination.

    They should have kept it strictly within the community ...

    Who exactly is "the community"? Scientists are not a priesthood, and the public does not need to be "protected" from scientific debate.

    Most scientists rely on public funding to eat. The community of scientists is exactly like a priesthood in that respect. In fact, scientists have to make the same kind of unfulfillable promises to the people that financially support them that any other priest does -- you know, the kind that require a long time and (ideally) a lot of money to fulfill. Priests tell people god moves in mysterious ways when the promises don't appear to be working out; the scientist says, "You wouldn't understand the math."

    So yeah, a case can be made that that the community of scientists is, in many ways, like a priesthood. High barriers to entry? Check. Cloistered life? Double check. A formal distinction drawn between the anointed and the laity? Check. Subject only to the the laws of their society, and above the mundane courts? Oh, you better believe that's a check.

    But back on point. Like priests, scientists are human, so somebody is going to have to be blamed for this. The people who funded this Italian experiment are not going to be as generous the next time around, if the scientists can't find a plausible place to put the blame that leaves them in the clear. This isn't about the scientific method anymore, it is about CYA - the scientists have to make sure that it has the right spin on it so that their funding doesn't completely dry up on them amid charges of incompetency. I would not want to be that project manager the next time he has to go begging for funding. (And that one Italian project of yours, a loose connection? Really? In this day and age? Thank you for your presentation, Professor, I'm sure you know how to find the exit.)