User: Penis Bird Guy

I want a smart phone

On: Sony SmartPhone To Work With PS2

with GPS for my lost penis bird.

Re:FIRST kike slap

On: War Driving Version 2.0

$25 million bounty for the penis bird terrorist theif.

Re:It's SHooooWTIIMMMME

On: MSNBC on Infinera's Optical Chip

Excuse me, sir, have you seen my...

Excuse me

On: Wind Tunnel for Birds

Can you direct me to the ladies' room?

Re:first p0st suxor!

On: DIY Tiny Webserver

I believe a penis bird could help him forget his worries.

Maybe he's already discovered this and will never post a story again?

I know if I were a Slashdot author and suddenly discovered penis birds, I would get one and play with it 24 hours a day.

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Re:What has come over me?!

On: DIY Tiny Webserver

I'm sorry, Larry_Troll, no painted bad could possibly pass for a penis bird. Penis birds are distinctly identifiable by the penis they are perched on.

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Re:Open Source is NOT the issue - its the IMAGE.

On: DIY Tiny Webserver

Yes, those were bad. I suspect CmdrTaco will himself be using a penis bird soon.

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Re:Open Source is NOT the issue - its the IMAGE.

On: DIY Tiny Webserver

The moderators are too busy being pleasured with their penis birds to moderate today, sorry!

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Re:Open Source is NOT the issue - its the IMAGE.

On: DIY Tiny Webserver

What are you suggesting?! A penis penguin?!?!

Please, stop your trolling, sir.

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