What's the reason for putting on camo paint in the first place?
There's a huge sidebar on that page for a woman named Greta Van Susteren. If she wiped that goofy-ass smile off her face, she'd probably be a good fook.
I need to take a shit, but I'm at work. I have this phobia that prevents me from using bathrooms in any place but my house. What do I do? I have a half-full trashbin and a couple of soda bottles..
SG is a good site with a lot of young women in sexy poses. I highly reccomend it for your mastubatory needs. Although I fucking dispise the raver E-tards.
"go-faster stripe" reminded me of a good song by The Macc Lads. And now, here for your enjoyment, is....
The Macc Lads - Failure With Girls
I've got an ugly face with spots all over the place,
I haven't got any mates and my clothes have gone out of date,
I go to the pub on my own and drink my orange alone
I sit and stare at the crack, but they just turn their backs
I want to chat them up, but I stare at my feet,
Then I go home and I beat my meat,
I'm dead shy about the size of my dick
And chips n gravy make me sick
I'm a failure with girls -I don't know why
I'm a failure with girls -they make me cry
I'm a failure with girls -they're so unkind
Only wish I could say that I don't mind
A Macc Lad said: 'Sonny, take note!'
And he poured a pint of bitter down my throat,
It was the first pint I'd ever had, and I turned into a real Macc Lad,
My clothes started looking real flash, I grew a tattoo and a moustache
And my car grew a go-faster stripe,
Now I pull crack every night
I'm not weak anymore, my dick measures 3'4",
on't you call me wimp-
Its 3'4" even when its limp
I'm dead macho with girls - I never fail
I'm dead macho with girls - Coz I sup ale
I'm dead macho with girls - Thanks to Boddies
Only wish that I didn't have VD
You suck nigger cock. You fucking hippy. I _HATE_ hippys. Longhaired, tiedye wearing wastes. Please listen to the song "The Sixties Are Over" by the Oi band The Templars. Fucking faggot.
I just picked up the Donkey Rhubarb CD a few days ago. Neat packaging. The songs aren't very good but it filled a hole in my collection. I still think Selected Ambient Works 85-92 is his best, although the Polygon Window releases were up there too.
I am writing to you on behalf of the ASSFUCK (American Society of Sick, Frail, Ugly, Choads and Kikes) group. We would like you to become a member of our esteemed club and will waive the usual $49.95 plus gay anal sex with a bear signup fee. However, you are still required to ingest the fecal matter of all NAMBLA members. From what we have read, this will not be a problem for you since you seem to do it regularly. Hoping to hear back from you...
I'd post some stupid comment here but I'm too busy vomiting. I don't know what the fuck they put in these Zero candy bars but they taste like asshole and the texture is like dry shit. Anyone out there who can eat these things is more manly than I, for sure.
Through Washington Square, past the pushers and freaks
Down to Bleeker Bob's, where the gang all meets
Passed the trendy shops on Broadway
We make our to the Bowery
Hang out in front of C.B.'s and drink a few beers
And hassle those who've got the nerve to stare
A few bottles thrown and everybody knows
That we've gotta go before the pigs all show
CHORUS :
This is New York City, where the kids rule the streets
New York City's where we wanna be
We always find a show where we can cause trouble
With trendy college kids and Neanderthal bouncers
On the city streets, that's where we get our kicks
Even when it comes down to bottles and bricks
Waiting for the weekend all week long
Waiting for your worries and stress to be gone
There's always someone out to ruin your fun
Like the boys in blue and the hoods with guns
CHORUS
When they know we're coming the shows are over-priced
The beers they serve are piss cup size
Record stores in the Village are just the same
They won't carry our music unless it's priced insane
In a city so big, in a city so diverse
Everybody here wants a big fat purse
We'll still have fun, we'll still have our beer
As you come and go, we'll still be here
I took a nice, healthy shit an hour ago and boy do my bowels feel evacuated. It's a really nice feeling, all empty inside. Then I ate fish and chips and Guinness. Bloody good meal.
(Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)
The Business - Get Yer Tits Out
[Oi oi oi!]
Ever since I was 8 years old
I been a fan of the centerfold
Girls good lookin, they got class
Shove my cock right up their ass
It makes great time, or so I heard
So go in there and shag his bird
[???? ???? ???], makes us sick
[??? ?? ????] get on my dick
Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
The girl next door, she just don't care
Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
She got long legs and wears pink socks
Now I let my tongue right up her box
I know a nice way to [??? ????]
But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
Take her home, get back to your place
Get her upstairs and cover her face
Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
Slashdot Mirror
You are a disgusting waste of space. I hope you die a slow, horrible, painful death at the hands of a psychotic nigger named Tiny.
What's the reason for putting on camo paint in the first place?
There's a huge sidebar on that page for a woman named Greta Van Susteren. If she wiped that goofy-ass smile off her face, she'd probably be a good fook.
alt.tasteless is my home away from home. Ah Nurzy, enema please?
I need to take a shit, but I'm at work. I have this phobia that prevents me from using bathrooms in any place but my house. What do I do? I have a half-full trashbin and a couple of soda bottles..
Excessive bad posting UP YOUR ASSHOLE.
SG is a good site with a lot of young women in sexy poses. I highly reccomend it for your mastubatory needs. Although I fucking dispise the raver E-tards.
You have been caught molesting little boys in the loo. Please report to the police station so you may enroll in our sex offender catalogue.
ah jest fahted an it smells like eags.
The Macc Lads - Failure With Girls
I've got an ugly face with spots all over the place,
I haven't got any mates and my clothes have gone out of date,
I go to the pub on my own and drink my orange alone
I sit and stare at the crack, but they just turn their backs
I want to chat them up, but I stare at my feet,
Then I go home and I beat my meat,
I'm dead shy about the size of my dick
And chips n gravy make me sick
I'm a failure with girls -I don't know why
I'm a failure with girls -they make me cry
I'm a failure with girls -they're so unkind
Only wish I could say that I don't mind
A Macc Lad said: 'Sonny, take note!'
And he poured a pint of bitter down my throat,
It was the first pint I'd ever had, and I turned into a real Macc Lad,
My clothes started looking real flash, I grew a tattoo and a moustache
And my car grew a go-faster stripe,
Now I pull crack every night
I'm not weak anymore, my dick measures 3'4",
on't you call me wimp-
Its 3'4" even when its limp
I'm dead macho with girls - I never fail
I'm dead macho with girls - Coz I sup ale
I'm dead macho with girls - Thanks to Boddies
Only wish that I didn't have VD
Eventually?
Hello! Would you happen to be 12 years old?
Your Pal,
JonKatz
You suck nigger cock. You fucking hippy. I _HATE_ hippys. Longhaired, tiedye wearing wastes. Please listen to the song "The Sixties Are Over" by the Oi band The Templars. Fucking faggot.
I just picked up the Donkey Rhubarb CD a few days ago. Neat packaging. The songs aren't very good but it filled a hole in my collection. I still think Selected Ambient Works 85-92 is his best, although the Polygon Window releases were up there too.
He also has semen on his face and in his hair.
Dear Mr Katz :
...
I am writing to you on behalf of the ASSFUCK (American Society of Sick, Frail, Ugly, Choads and Kikes) group. We would like you to become a member of our esteemed club and will waive the usual $49.95 plus gay anal sex with a bear signup fee. However, you are still required to ingest the fecal matter of all NAMBLA members. From what we have read, this will not be a problem for you since you seem to do it regularly. Hoping to hear back from you
"Cowboy" Neal
Ms Driver, are you English or just stupid?
I'd post some stupid comment here but I'm too busy vomiting. I don't know what the fuck they put in these Zero candy bars but they taste like asshole and the texture is like dry shit. Anyone out there who can eat these things is more manly than I, for sure.
[rig@sugardome:~]$ dict coproghagy
No definitions found for "coproghagy"
The Templars - New York
Through Washington Square, past the pushers and freaks
Down to Bleeker Bob's, where the gang all meets
Passed the trendy shops on Broadway
We make our to the Bowery
Hang out in front of C.B.'s and drink a few beers
And hassle those who've got the nerve to stare
A few bottles thrown and everybody knows
That we've gotta go before the pigs all show
CHORUS :
This is New York City, where the kids rule the streets
New York City's where we wanna be
We always find a show where we can cause trouble
With trendy college kids and Neanderthal bouncers
On the city streets, that's where we get our kicks
Even when it comes down to bottles and bricks
Waiting for the weekend all week long
Waiting for your worries and stress to be gone
There's always someone out to ruin your fun
Like the boys in blue and the hoods with guns
CHORUS
When they know we're coming the shows are over-priced
The beers they serve are piss cup size
Record stores in the Village are just the same
They won't carry our music unless it's priced insane
In a city so big, in a city so diverse
Everybody here wants a big fat purse
We'll still have fun, we'll still have our beer
As you come and go, we'll still be here
CHORUS
I took a nice, healthy shit an hour ago and boy do my bowels feel evacuated. It's a really nice feeling, all empty inside. Then I ate fish and chips and Guinness. Bloody good meal.
Udder crap, eh. That must hurt the cow pretty bad.
(Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)
The Business - Get Yer Tits Out
[Oi oi oi!]
Ever since I was 8 years old
I been a fan of the centerfold
Girls good lookin, they got class
Shove my cock right up their ass
It makes great time, or so I heard
So go in there and shag his bird
[???? ???? ???], makes us sick
[??? ?? ????] get on my dick
Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
The girl next door, she just don't care
Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
She got long legs and wears pink socks
Now I let my tongue right up her box
I know a nice way to [??? ????]
But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
Take her home, get back to your place
Get her upstairs and cover her face
Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
Oy vey? Die, jew. I hate you and your parasitic race.
Care to explain what a "liscense" is, to us folks who aren't as smart as you? I really don't think that word is in Apple's EULA.
I'm going to murder your family while you watch, hanging upside down from the rafters of your garage.