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  1. HA HA! on Serious Bug In 2.4.15/2.5.0 · · Score: -1

    I'd never trust my systems to use Linux. Windows 2000 for me, thanks.

  2. Combat 84 on The History of Doom On All Systems · · Score: -1

    COMBAT 84

    Ten hole DMs on your feet
    Well polished and looking neat
    Paramilitary is the score
    We're the band Combat 84

    No one's safe when we march by
    That's why we won't fade and die
    Short hair with braces hanging down
    There'll always be a skinhead in town

    CHORUS
    That's why we rule the street
    That's why we've gotta be discreet

    CHORUS

    Ten hole DMs on your feet
    Well polished and looking neat
    Paramilitary is the score
    We're the band Combat 84

    CHORUS

  3. HIT THE LIGHTS on Cybercrime Treaty Signed · · Score: -1

    Metallica - Hit The Lights

    No life till leather
    We are gonna kick some ass tonight
    We got the metal madness
    When our fans start screaming
    It's right well alright
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

    You know our fans are insane
    We are gonna blow this place away
    with volume higher
    Than anything today the only way
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

    With all our screaming
    We are gonna rip right through your brain
    We got the lethal power
    It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

  4. Re:Yay on Rugby Ball Meets Web-Cam · · Score: -1

    I'm sorry, your attempt at first post was thwarted by Mr Rogers. Do try again, though.

  5. The Business on Rugby Ball Meets Web-Cam · · Score: -1

    (Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)

    The Business - Get Yer Tits Out

    [Oi oi oi!]
    Ever since I was 8 years old
    I been a fan of the centerfold
    Girls good lookin, they got class
    Shove my cock right up their ass

    It makes great time, or so I heard
    So go in there and shag his bird
    [???? ???? ???], makes us sick
    [??? ?? ????] get on my dick

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

    The girl next door, she just don't care
    Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
    She got long legs and wears pink socks
    Now I let my tongue right up her box

    I know a nice way to [??? ????]
    But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
    Take her home, get back to your place
    Get her upstairs and cover her face

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

  6. Re:This isn't exactly imitation on Mplayer Charges License Violation · · Score: -1

    (Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)

    The Business - Get Yer Tits Out

    [Oi oi oi!]
    Ever since I was 8 years old
    I been a fan of the centerfold
    Girls good lookin, they got class
    Shove my cock right up their ass

    It makes great time, or so I heard
    So go in there and shag his bird
    [???? ???? ???], makes us sick
    [??? ?? ????] get on my dick

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

    The girl next door, she just don't care
    Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
    She got long legs and wears pink socks
    Now I let my tongue right up her box

    I know a nice way to [??? ????]
    But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
    Take her home, get back to your place
    Get her upstairs and cover her face

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

  7. The Business on URIICA · · Score: -1

    (Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)

    The Business - Get Yer Tits Out

    [Oi oi oi!]
    Ever since I was 8 years old
    I been a fan of the centerfold
    Girls good lookin, they got class
    Shove my cock right up their ass

    It makes great time, or so I heard
    So go in there and shag his bird
    [???? ???? ???], makes us sick
    [??? ?? ????] get on my dick

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

    The girl next door, she just don't care
    Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
    She got long legs and wears pink socks
    Now I let my tongue right up her box

    I know a nice way to [??? ????]
    But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
    Take her home, get back to your place
    Get her upstairs and cover her face

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

  8. The Business on Mplayer Charges License Violation · · Score: -1

    (Note - can someone help me with the missing lyrics?)

    The Business - Get Yer Tits Out

    [Oi oi oi!]
    Ever since I was 8 years old
    I been a fan of the centerfold
    Girls good lookin, they got class
    Shove my cock right up their ass

    It makes great time, or so I heard
    So go in there and shag his bird
    [???? ???? ???], makes us sick
    [??? ?? ????] get on my dick

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

    The girl next door, she just don't care
    Gunna get buried in her pubic hair
    She got long legs and wears pink socks
    Now I let my tongue right up her box

    I know a nice way to [??? ????]
    But you gotta be care that you don't get AIDS
    Take her home, get back to your place
    Get her upstairs and cover her face

    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]
    Get yer tits out for the boys! [x 4]

  9. Attention WIPO Bush on XBox Netplay Already · · Score: -1
  10. Re:QT seems to rule on GTK-- vs. QT · · Score: -1

    Holy shit, WIPO. The Olsen twins are.. stunning. Seriously, look at their stomachs. That's awesome. How old are they now and do you think they're still virgins?

  11. Re:It Remembers me the History of the Dark Palladi on U.S. Shuts Down Somalia Internet Access · · Score: -1

    Uh, OK. Right. Please drink some Drain-o, you useless lump of dog shit.

  12. Re:Wrong on U.S. Shuts Down Somalia Internet Access · · Score: -1

    Carnage4Life, your self-mastabatory tripe is almost as bad as JonKatz's verbal diarreah. I suggest you stop posting immediately or I will knock your teeth down your fucking throat.

  13. Re:No government == nobody to buy off on U.S. Shuts Down Somalia Internet Access · · Score: -1

    Hey Russ, do you have the URL to that porn you did? My, uh, friend wants to look at it.

  14. Frosty! on id Games for Linux PDAs · · Score: -1

    Finish Him!
    AHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!>
    Reptile Wins..
    FATALITY

  15. Re:Wheew! on Red Hat Proposes Alternative Settlement To MSFT · · Score: -1

    Only 3 years in jail for murder? If that's the case, I think JonKatz might have to disappear.

  16. HIT THE LIGHTS on Slashback: Dell, 800, Disclosure · · Score: -1

    Metallica - Hit The Lights

    No life till leather
    We are gonna kick some ass tonight
    We got the metal madness
    When our fans start screaming
    It's right well alright
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

    You know our fans are insane
    We are gonna blow this place away
    with volume higher
    Than anything today the only way
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

    With all our screaming
    We are gonna rip right through your brain
    We got the lethal power
    It is causing you sweet pain Oh sweet pain
    When we start to rock
    We never want to stop again

    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights
    Hit the lights

  17. Scary on Scientists build DNA based computer · · Score: -1

    That's just what we need, a bunch of Jews messing around with DNA. Pretty soon they'll create a race of beings that do nothing but tell observational humor, run banks, and complain.

  18. Re:Kill them all on Cybercrime Treaty to Be Signed · · Score: -1
    injected with poison (mad propz to praga khan!)

    Hahah holy shit I thought I was the only one who remembered that song. Somewhere I have a tape from 1993 called 'Rave Till Dawn' with a bunch of cheesy pseudo"rave" stuff. Ah yes here is a tracklisting. IIRC, the Channel X song was probably the best of the bunch although Dominator was popular.

  19. Re:Fifty dollars, eh? on Sega Drops Dreamcast Price To $50 · · Score: -1

    H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A

    you velly funny, loundeye! h a h a h a h a

  20. NOOOO on Message from Kabul · · Score: -1

    Katz, I thought you had died as a result of a freak double-headed 15" black dildo accident. Too bad.

  21. Re:But what about "Warrior of the Lost Worlds"? on MST3K "Manos" Arrives on DVD · · Score: -1

    What the hell is "spiky acne"? I think you had some funky stuff happening to your face if you had "spiky" zits..

  22. GAYNESS on C# From a Java Developer's Perspective · · Score: -1
  23. Re:pope on a rope on Motherboard Preview From Comdex · · Score: -1

    No, wrong. My mother is very anti-drug. Your mother, on the other hand, must drink gallons of cough syrup in order to live with the fact she brought you into this world. When she looks at your picture her stomach gurgles and flips.

    When you were little she attempted to smother you with a pillow. Lucky for you and not so lucky for us, your father stepped in the room and pried her away from your sickly, deformed, mush-filled head. The consequences of this semi-smothering were immediate and severe. No longer would you coo and giggle when Mommy inserted a finger into your already stretched anus. You'd lie there with a stupid halfwits smile on your face, waiting for the next feeding time.

    Now, my friend, please suck unto my penis.

  24. Re:Motherboards with Good Looks on Motherboard Preview From Comdex · · Score: -1

    A windowed case with holograms and stickers and flashy things is borderline rice.

  25. Re:JonKatz's homosexuality is dying on Motherboard Preview From Comdex · · Score: -1

    If it hasn't been done already, someone should write a script that creates these things with a few argv's.