I'm currently chowing down on a nice heart-attack inducing lunch. A sausage and meatball sub with cheese and roasted peppers. A bag of Funyuns and a toasted almond ice cream bar completes the meal. I'm "working through lunch". Really, boss. I am.
CmdrTaco gripped his asscheeks and spread them wide for Hemos's throbbing 3" member. "Put it in, PUT IT IN!", he gasped. "I already AM in, thilly..", Hemos replied. CmdrTaco sighed, disappointed. "You're thutch a thmall dicked thon of a bitch. Thometimeth I really hate you."
That movie is disgusting. A bunch of rice boys with 20" chrome wheels, 4' wings, tin can muffler tips, and stickers plastered everywhere. Those stupid fucks couldn't tell a distributor from a pushrod.
Those new frozen drinks from Burger King turn your shit green for a week. I can't find the URL now but there is a health webpage out there with documented cases. It's not fatal but I'd be a bit concerned if I was shitting neon.
You go to WPI? I have a few friends there. They're all sex-starved geeks. I think in all the time's I've been on campus I've seen 2 girls. Those girls looked like Pat from the SNL skits. What do you guys do for sex, besides eachother up the ass?
Ah, there we go. Anyway I have successfully obtained (a) first post and (b) a messy orgasm. Thanks for playing.
Whirred up, muh nigga. I be in da mufukkin hizzouse wif mad Aphex Twin action. Peace out!
Holy shit, Russ. I guess that explains a lot.
Quick answer: laxatives, my AC faggot pussy friend.
I'm currently chowing down on a nice heart-attack inducing lunch. A sausage and meatball sub with cheese and roasted peppers. A bag of Funyuns and a toasted almond ice cream bar completes the meal. I'm "working through lunch". Really, boss. I am.
This isn't the first post but I'd still like to say hello to all my fellow trolls and crapflooders.
killing some pests ?
CmdrTaco gripped his asscheeks and spread them wide for Hemos's throbbing 3" member. "Put it in, PUT IT IN!", he gasped. "I already AM in, thilly..", Hemos replied. CmdrTaco sighed, disappointed. "You're thutch a thmall dicked thon of a bitch. Thometimeth I really hate you."
Uhm... 50 million users? You need to recheck your counts there, buddy. I'm just starting to see UIDs in the 530nnn's.
What a fucking stupid nigger.
What's that from? It's a good hook.
I want to nail a tight 17 year old girl with perky tits. Then I could die a happy man.
It's probably shortened from Katzenburgstein.
I want to send JonKatz to a concentration camp.
NO SHIT, DUMBFUCKS. Who wants to use a clunky half-assed open-sores hippy OS when an obviously superior product (Win2K) is out?
You use the word 'ergo' too much. Why don't you shut the fuck up for once?
That movie is disgusting. A bunch of rice boys with 20" chrome wheels, 4' wings, tin can muffler tips, and stickers plastered everywhere. Those stupid fucks couldn't tell a distributor from a pushrod.
Those new frozen drinks from Burger King turn your shit green for a week. I can't find the URL now but there is a health webpage out there with documented cases. It's not fatal but I'd be a bit concerned if I was shitting neon.
I tried to get the first post but the fucking phone rang. Stupid customers.
Are those the lesbian sisters who sing about shooting their dirty Uncle Earl? Sometimes I wish I was Uncle Earl.. mm.. lesbian sisters..
Heh. Doh! Yes, that last sentence doesn't sound very good if you stress the wrong part.
Change it to "Besides exploring a room-mates hole, what activities do the students of WPI partake in to relieve sexual tension?"
You go to WPI? I have a few friends there. They're all sex-starved geeks. I think in all the time's I've been on campus I've seen 2 girls. Those girls looked like Pat from the SNL skits. What do you guys do for sex, besides eachother up the ass?
FUCKING BLOWS. I hate all this rapcore heavy metal grunting bullshit. How these bands get signed is a mystery.
Gimmie some Van Halen, Boston, Cars, GnR, Crue.
He's on a crusade to legitimize NAMBLA with Master Katz.
As an odd aside, checking with dict to see if I spelled legitimize correctly gave me this result :
legitimize
v : make legal; "Marijuana should be legalized" [syn: {legalize}, {decriminalize}, {legitimate}, {legitimatize}] [ant: {outlaw}, {outlaw}]
I smell an agenda here!
Please remove your dildomobile from our parking lot.