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  1. Re:First@! on XBox Released · · Score: -1

    Ah, there we go. Anyway I have successfully obtained (a) first post and (b) a messy orgasm. Thanks for playing.

  2. Re:propz to all #linuxwarez homies on Fink Maintainer Steps Down Due To GPL Infringment · · Score: -1

    Whirred up, muh nigga. I be in da mufukkin hizzouse wif mad Aphex Twin action. Peace out!

  3. Re:Zaurus on Linux Yopy Handheld Preview · · Score: -1

    Holy shit, Russ. I guess that explains a lot.

  4. Re:Aww shit on Firewire and Linux? · · Score: -1

    Quick answer: laxatives, my AC faggot pussy friend.

  5. Re:Aww shit on Firewire and Linux? · · Score: -1

    I'm currently chowing down on a nice heart-attack inducing lunch. A sausage and meatball sub with cheese and roasted peppers. A bag of Funyuns and a toasted almond ice cream bar completes the meal. I'm "working through lunch". Really, boss. I am.

  6. Aww shit on Firewire and Linux? · · Score: -1

    This isn't the first post but I'd still like to say hello to all my fellow trolls and crapflooders.

  7. How about on Rolling Your Own Laptop? · · Score: -1
  8. Re:LNUX on SourceForge Drifting · · Score: -1

    CmdrTaco gripped his asscheeks and spread them wide for Hemos's throbbing 3" member. "Put it in, PUT IT IN!", he gasped. "I already AM in, thilly..", Hemos replied. CmdrTaco sighed, disappointed. "You're thutch a thmall dicked thon of a bitch. Thometimeth I really hate you."

  9. Re:6 months.. on SourceForge Drifting · · Score: -1

    Uhm... 50 million users? You need to recheck your counts there, buddy. I'm just starting to see UIDs in the 530nnn's.

  10. Re:airbus, not 767 on Another Plane Down in New York · · Score: -1
    Or, as Bryant Gumbel reported 2 minutes ago: "The plane that went down was a Boeing 767, often called an Air-bus".

    What a fucking stupid nigger.

  11. Re:This family atmosphere caused her to dump it on Dump Broadband, Dig Out Your Modem! · · Score: -1

    What's that from? It's a good hook.

  12. Right here, baby on Ballmer, Gates on Microsoft's Future · · Score: -1

    I want to nail a tight 17 year old girl with perky tits. Then I could die a happy man.

  13. Re:Camp on Yahoo! Not Bound by French Court Ruling · · Score: -1

    It's probably shortened from Katzenburgstein.

  14. Camp on Yahoo! Not Bound by French Court Ruling · · Score: -1

    I want to send JonKatz to a concentration camp.

  15. You don't say? on Businesses Slow to Adopt Linux · · Score: -1

    NO SHIT, DUMBFUCKS. Who wants to use a clunky half-assed open-sores hippy OS when an obviously superior product (Win2K) is out?

  16. Re:Trading copyrighted material is wrong. on EFF To Defend Music Swapping Service MusicCity · · Score: -1

    You use the word 'ergo' too much. Why don't you shut the fuck up for once?

  17. Re:Great on Using Radiators to Cool CPUs · · Score: -1

    That movie is disgusting. A bunch of rice boys with 20" chrome wheels, 4' wings, tin can muffler tips, and stickers plastered everywhere. Those stupid fucks couldn't tell a distributor from a pushrod.

  18. Re:The Turd Report 11/07/2001 on Using Radiators to Cool CPUs · · Score: -1

    Those new frozen drinks from Burger King turn your shit green for a week. I can't find the URL now but there is a health webpage out there with documented cases. It's not fatal but I'd be a bit concerned if I was shitting neon.

  19. Fuck it on Using Radiators to Cool CPUs · · Score: -1

    I tried to get the first post but the fucking phone rang. Stupid customers.

  20. Re:P.O.D on NASA Considers Privatizing Space Shuttles · · Score: -1

    Are those the lesbian sisters who sing about shooting their dirty Uncle Earl? Sometimes I wish I was Uncle Earl.. mm.. lesbian sisters..

  21. Re:First rule of government on NASA Considers Privatizing Space Shuttles · · Score: -1

    Heh. Doh! Yes, that last sentence doesn't sound very good if you stress the wrong part.

    Change it to "Besides exploring a room-mates hole, what activities do the students of WPI partake in to relieve sexual tension?"

  22. Re:First rule of government on NASA Considers Privatizing Space Shuttles · · Score: -1

    You go to WPI? I have a few friends there. They're all sex-starved geeks. I think in all the time's I've been on campus I've seen 2 girls. Those girls looked like Pat from the SNL skits. What do you guys do for sex, besides eachother up the ass?

  23. P.O.D on NASA Considers Privatizing Space Shuttles · · Score: -1

    FUCKING BLOWS. I hate all this rapcore heavy metal grunting bullshit. How these bands get signed is a mystery.

    Gimmie some Van Halen, Boston, Cars, GnR, Crue.

  24. Re:Where is Jamie McCarthy on ArsTechnica Compares the P4 and G4e: Part II · · Score: -1

    He's on a crusade to legitimize NAMBLA with Master Katz.

    As an odd aside, checking with dict to see if I spelled legitimize correctly gave me this result :

    legitimize
    v : make legal; "Marijuana should be legalized" [syn: {legalize}, {decriminalize}, {legitimate}, {legitimatize}] [ant: {outlaw}, {outlaw}]

    I smell an agenda here!

  25. JonKatz on ArsTechnica Compares the P4 and G4e: Part II · · Score: -1

    Please remove your dildomobile from our parking lot.