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  1. People in the future will have better uses of thei on A Startup is Pitching a Mind-Uploading Service That is '100 Percent Fatal' (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 1

    The frozen corpses are already dead â" what worse thing could possibly happen to them?

  2. How hard can this be? on How Converting A C++ Game to JavaScript Gave Us WebAssembly (ieee.org) · · Score: 5, Funny

    JavaScript only has 6 commands:

            create_message_box_subscribe_to_my_newsetter()
            create_message_box_take_our_survey()
            create_message_box_our_cookie_policy()
            create_message_box_allow_us_to_send_notifications()
            create_message_box_behind_browser_advertisement()
            create_message_box_behind_browser_clickbait()

  3. Re: Such potential on Nim Programming Language Gaining Traction · · Score: 1

    Then you don't gave 1 standard - you have 2.

  4. Re: Wouldn't someone think of the children? on Parents' Campaign Leads To Wi-Fi Ban In New Zealand School · · Score: 1

    Wrong. A microwave oven is a dielectric heater.
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dielectric_heating

  5. Re: This is why I'm keeping my truck for forever on Oregon Extends Push To Track, Tax Drivers Per Mile · · Score: 1

    Good: that means it's not Progressive.

  6. Re: How? on New, Canon-Faithful Star Trek Series Is In Pre-Production · · Score: 1

    I've always thought it looked like a giant Space Carrot.

  7. Re: Genetic Roullette on GMO Oranges? Altering a Fruit's DNA To Save It · · Score: 1

    Farmers have to buy new hybrid seed every year too. Are hybrid seed companies "monopolizing" food production too? Or is it simply that farmers like the properties of the hybrid plants, so they choose to buy seed every year?

  8. Re: nature and consumers on GMO Oranges? Altering a Fruit's DNA To Save It · · Score: 1

    We don't know the long term effects of say, introducing Buffalo Wings to the American diet either.

    Or the long term effects of creating jobs where you sit in a chair all day.

    Plus, how do we know that some change won't be beneficial over 10, 100, and 1000 year time periods, but totally screw you after 10,000 years? We had better prohibit all change until we know for sure.

    Wait, prohibiting change is itself a change. Maybe the government should regulate it. Wait, do we know the long term effects of government?

    Damn, you'd better sleep outside tonight. Tomorrow you can root for grubs and forage for berries. It's the only way to be sure you're safe. If you get eaten instead by a wild animal, be assured that this is completely natural.

  9. Re: To all you GMO fans out there on GMO Oranges? Altering a Fruit's DNA To Save It · · Score: 1

    "labeling the food" does nothing except enrich trial lawyers. So you protect yourself by labeling *every* food product with "contains GMOs".

    Just like everything in California has a label on it saying this product has chemicals in known by the State of California to cause cancer.

  10. Re:It's The American Drean on US CEO Says French Workers Have Three-Hour Work Day · · Score: 2

    He had a better year.

  11. Re:Foreign Language Password Transliteration? on Bad Grammar Make Bestest Password, Research Say · · Score: 1

    All your bases are belong to us!

  12. Re:Law on Antivirus Software Performs Poorly Against New Threats · · Score: 2

    Put a sign on your computer declaring it a "Virus Free Zone"

  13. Re:Do NOT anthropomorphize Computer viruses on Antivirus Software Performs Poorly Against New Threats · · Score: 1

    and Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

  14. Yawn on IQ 'a Myth,' Study Says · · Score: 1

    IQ is an old measure. It's not surprising that you could develop a better measure.

    But is IQ useful? Last I checked, it correlated well to things like years of completed education, unemployment rate, lifetime earnings, etc.

    Part of the problem with our government policies is that they don't account for the fact that 1/2 the people are dumbasses, by definition. Or, as George Carlin said, "Imagine how smart the average person is. Now realize that half the people are stupider than him."

  15. Re:Bernard's Law ... on Ask Slashdot: Should Scientists Build a New Particle Collider In Japan? · · Score: 1

    So we spend billions of dollars to . . . more precisely measure the mass of the Higgs boson? Oh, that's worth it.

    But wait! There's important spin-off technologies, like . . . high speed trains.

    Only one problem - we don't need any freaking high speed trains!

    Now, if you could promise to figure out how to power cars with the Higgs boson, or create a Higgs boson bomb, that might draw some interest. But to spend billions of dollars to add a few decimal places to the mass of the Higgs? Physicists will soon have to accept that some of the knowledge they seek is too expensive to acquire.

  16. If you want us to stop driving. . . on The World's Fastest-Growing Cause of Death Is Pollution From Car Exhaust · · Score: 1

    . . . you'd better link cars to erectile dysfunction. Otherwise, we're driving.