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  1. Re:idgi on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Go jump in a lake with a 10 ton weight strapped to you penis. If you have one.

  2. Re:I agree with TFA (Zug) on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    You deserve death by torture. Your stupidity and idiocy are practically overwhelming. There are probably hundreds of people out there who have lost intelligence just by being in your presence. I truly pity those who have actually talked to you.

  3. Re:Dumb stuff on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    That's because you're a fucked-up piece of shit. It used to be that teenagers were responsible adults, old enough to start families and support them. Shit like you have turned teenagers into over-sized children because you can't stand the idea that you might not be in control over a sexually-mature child who is perfectly capable to run their own life. Or would be, if you hadn't ruined them.

  4. Re:Dumb stuff on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Porn is not misogynistic.

  5. Re:Dumb stuff on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    The only fuck-up was the mother that birthed you.

  6. Re:Dumb stuff on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    You're an asexual fuck-tard. Please commit suicide by ripping your unused penis off and bleeding to death.

  7. Re:Come on guys stop acting stupid on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    If that's an actual problem for anyone, the "anyone" should probably commit suicide now to avoid further offence as they go through life.

    You could show them the proper way through a personal demonstration.

  8. Re:She has a point. on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    What? The Chinese don't like porn?

    You really should meet some women who aren't your mom. It's not that your mom doesn't like porn; it's that she won't talk to you about it.

    For the record, my wife is a fan of porn, but we don't watch it together because she is overweight and feels self-conscious.

  9. Re:She has a point. on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Like all mammals, humans are sexual in nature. How can we not be, when we require two genders to procreate? You are a fucked-up piece of shit. Swallow some rat poison and leave a note for your family explaining that you're too stupid to live.

  10. Re:She has a point. on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Who the Hell do you think attends computer vision labs, cows? Of course the attendees are interested in porn, or at least in sex. You're a fucked-up moron.

  11. Re:She has a point. on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    Please go wander into oncoming traffic. Seriously, no one is going to find out where that image comes from unless they specifically investigate. And only fucking retards could possibly be offended by the existence of the image or the source.

  12. Re:She has a point. on My High School CS Homework Is the Centerfold · · Score: 1

    I hope you're raped by a rabid chimpanzee and left to rot. Really, you are that stupid.

  13. Re:Typical misunderstanding of Betteridge on Should Developers Still Pay For Game Engines? · · Score: 1

    You Betteridge's Law Nazi!

  14. Re:Two million lines of code on US Switches Air Traffic Control To New Computer System · · Score: 2

    The average enterprise class iPhone application is nowhere near 2M LOC. You're off by at least one order of magnitude.

  15. Re:The new definition of Diplomacy on The United States Just Might Be Iran's Favorite New Nuclear Supplier · · Score: 3, Informative

    The obvious solution then is to nuke Iran now, before we know they have their own. Because when Iran has what they consider a sufficient number of warheads, they will start WWIII. So either way we will have to nuke Iran; may as well do it before they can kill us too.

  16. When Iran gets nukes, they will start WWIII.

  17. Re:Why hasn't anyone wondered... on NASA Probe Spies Possible Polar Ice Cap On Pluto · · Score: 1

    Which is why the Earth doesn't have polar ice caps. Right?

  18. Re:Shades of OS/2... on Windows 10 Can Run Reworked Android and iOS Apps · · Score: 1

    Wow. Talk about completely inaccurate. Where do you get your information from, the turds in your toilet bowl? Windows 95 had a 4GB address space. It could not access memory above that limit at all. Windows NT introduced APIs for paged memory management to take advantage of the PPro's 36-bit address space.

  19. Re:*Badly on Windows 10 Can Run Reworked Android and iOS Apps · · Score: 1

    iOS apps don't access a filesystem, they use the device's media databases which are all descended from the iTunes database.

    This is almost 100% wrong. Certainly close enough that we may as well call it. I haven't written an iOS app yet that didn't access the filesystem directly. It's rather a common operation. There are no databases on the device that descend from the iTunes database. That doesn't even make sense. There's the iTunes database (not a descendent), and the assets library (photos, videos), which is a separate database. Another popular database is AddressBook, again, not descended from iTunes, whatever that would mean.

  20. Re:Great! on Windows 10 Can Run Reworked Android and iOS Apps · · Score: 1

    You also have a phone that will last 5+ years unless you regularly drop it on concrete. You'll get OS updates for 3+ years and apps galore. And the batteries are replaceable, though it's not something you're average consumer will do himself.

  21. Re:Why? on Windows 10 Can Run Reworked Android and iOS Apps · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That joke may have been funny about 5 years ago. Might.

    My parents, siblings and their spouses use Windows Phones. They aren't horrible, though they do suffer from a lack of apps. Which is probably why MS is going to the trouble of making porting really easy.

  22. Re:You reap what you sow. on Disney Replaces Longtime IT Staff With H-1B Workers · · Score: 1

    In a way, I hope you're right. Because the companies that buck the trend will be around in 10 years, and every other one will be on its way to bankruptcy. I take great satisfaction in seeing heartless, stupid, mindless dipshits fail and take large companies with them.

  23. Re:Lesson for workers : Keep skills sharp on Disney Replaces Longtime IT Staff With H-1B Workers · · Score: 1

    If the allegations are true, Disney (or their outsourcing firm) broke the law. It doesn't really matter how screwed up the law is if it's being ignored anyway.

  24. I remember Descent and Terminal Velocity, etc. I can't even imagine getting sick just playing them.

  25. Re:Does Javascript still have garbage collection? on Has the Native Vs. HTML5 Mobile Debate Changed? · · Score: 1

    Swift does not have garbage collection. GC has been deprecated for Objective-C for years now. Why the hell would Apple implement it for Swift?