"Anyways, Taiwanese stink -- literally. There is no concept of personal hygiene whatsoever."
"Anyways, the one redeeming quality were the girls. I paid 1000 NT dollars (about $30 US) for a great fuck, with a 16 year old who seemed quite new and "unblemished" if you get my drift. Boy, was she tight, made all the right noises, sucked and fucked all night long and let me cum all over her."
So did she smell as well? BTW, I overheard some gangly, pimple-faced kid in my algorithms class bitch about how some Asian girl wouldn't go out with him even after using such romantic lines as "Me lub you long time". You wouldn't happen to be him would you? I'm a generous fellow, so I've devised an algorithm for Asiaphiles like you:
#include "asian porno"
while(yellow_fever) {
hit on girl who looks like Lucy Liu
quote Full Metal Jacket ||
say "ni hao ma" as opening line
if(girl says she's not a prostitute || Asian
guy comes to beat the shit out of you) {
print "Shit!"
exit(1) }
Just thought I'd clear up some confusion amongst a lot of people. Icewind Dale is not a Bioware game. It, and Planescape: Torment, were produced by Black Isle Studios with the Bioware Infinity engine. However, Baldur's Gate 1-2, and NeverWinter Nights are indeed games produced under the now famous label. Sorry about the tangent, just wanted to clear that up.
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"Anyways, Taiwanese stink -- literally. There is no concept of personal hygiene whatsoever."
"Anyways, the one redeeming quality were the girls. I paid 1000 NT dollars (about $30 US) for a great fuck, with a 16 year old who seemed quite new and "unblemished" if you get my drift. Boy, was she tight, made all the right noises, sucked and fucked all night long and let me cum all over her."
So did she smell as well? BTW, I overheard some gangly, pimple-faced kid in my algorithms class bitch about how some Asian girl wouldn't go out with him even after using such romantic lines as "Me lub you long time". You wouldn't happen to be him would you? I'm a generous fellow, so I've devised an algorithm for Asiaphiles like you:
#include "asian porno"
while(yellow_fever) {
hit on girl who looks like Lucy Liu
quote Full Metal Jacket ||
say "ni hao ma" as opening line
if(girl says she's not a prostitute || Asian
guy comes to beat the shit out of you) {
print "Shit!"
exit(1)
}
Just thought I'd clear up some confusion amongst a lot of people. Icewind Dale is not a Bioware game. It, and Planescape: Torment, were produced by Black Isle Studios with the Bioware Infinity engine. However, Baldur's Gate 1-2, and NeverWinter Nights are indeed games produced under the now famous label. Sorry about the tangent, just wanted to clear that up.