User: Troll Messiah

Luke Troll 19:46

On: Hacker Crackdown?

"It is written," he said to them, "'My house will be a house of GPL,' but you have made it 'a den of pirates.'"

Troll Hebrews 8:8

On: Windows ME - The End Of UMSDOS And BeOSfs Over Vfat?

But Gates found fault with the lusers and said:

The time is coming, declares the BSOD when I will make a new covenant with the house of CompUSA and with the house of Fry's.

John Troll 11:35

On: Sir Alec Guinness Dies

-Troll wept.

John Troll 11:35

On: Sir Alec Guinness Dies

Troll wept.

Troll John 1:1

On: Tivo Hacking A-OK - Says Tivo

In the beginning was the Code, and the Code was with the H4x0r, and the Code was the H4x0r. He was with the Haxor in the beginning.

Genesis Troll

On: Emus And Do-It-Yourself Arcade Construction

In the beginning Japan created the Sega and the Nintendo. Now the Nintendo was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Gamers of Japan were hovering near the television. And God said, "Let there be Super Tecmo Bowl," and there was Super Tecmo Bowl, and it was good.

Mattheww Troll 7:15-16

On: Linux Sux Redux: A Rebuttal

Watch out for false prophets. They come to you in the media's clothing, but inwardly they are ferocious trolls. By their OS you will recognize them.

Here I am

On: More Tivo Hacking

I stand at the television and knock. He who finds the remote and watches Letterman shall find nothing better to tape.

Blessed are the meek...

On: NASA to Cancel Missions

...for they shall inherit the earth and all its funding because they didn't embarrass themselves in front of the taxpayers.

John Troll 3:16

On: Paying Twice For Windows

For God so loved the world he gave his only OS so that he who believes in Him shall not crash but have eternal uptime.