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  1. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    I dont have time to read the paper, summarize for us.

    What kind of animal/plant did the bacteria evolve into?

  2. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    One more thing, libraries are buildings, a building cannot be my friend.

    They don't provide education, they store books.

    Im not afraid, you are.

    Asshole

  3. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    So you dont know either?

  4. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    Evidence of evolution does not disprove God.

    You can spin it until you're dizzy - but how in the hell do you test evolution??

  5. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    Hey, God called, asked me to tell you that you aren't as smart as you think you are.

  6. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    Indeed, its a grim world we live in.

    I had to get up early this morning and cut firewood to boil water so I could clean lil Timmys boils. Dont know when the medicine man will be around again. Too much rain this season, afraid it will ruin the bean crop. Dont know if my family will make it thru the winter.

    All those previous generations really fucked us over, bastards.

  7. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    The SMART cat get the bird.

  8. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 0

    Sounds like your mind just got expanded, just a little. Then you realized that you are not a monkey.

    Glad I could help.

  9. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yea, all Im trying to do here is to get these christian-bashing 'scientists' to say silly things.

    Like math cats or dog doctors, gerbil truck drivers, dragonfly gas station attendants are possible.

  10. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 0

    P.S. I read in your response that you believe that "...cats may... teach mathematics".

    That's weird, are you off your meds?

  11. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 0

    What is a/the goal of evolution?

  12. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, sure, so descendants of house cats, dogs, gerbils, sparrows, all driving around in [flying] cars, working 9-to-5...

    And people say creationists believe silly things!

  13. Re:Was Jesus riding Nessie? on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Speaking of fairy tales:

    Would you areee that in a million years it is possible, via the mechanism of evolution, that a housecat will teach mathematics at a college level.

    I await your response.

  14. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 0

    Where can I see the fossil of a the midway-between-dinosaur-and-bird animal?

    Dont give up!

  15. Re:They are even dumber than they seem. on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 1

    That funny, I'm concerned about growing old in a world full of people raised by the likes of you.

  16. Re:These people are morons! on Fundamentalist Schools Using "Nessie" To Disprove Evolution · · Score: 3

    Never fails, call someone stupid - make an ass of yourself in the process.

    Breathe, thats b.r.e.a.t.h.e.

  17. Re:Alcoa or Reynolds? on US Security Services May 'Have Moles Within Microsoft,' Says Researcher · · Score: 1

    The Russians, as well as the US, experimented with microwave technology that could beam sounds and presumably, voices into your head.

    A plausible defense against such an attack? Metal headgear- a Faraday cage, as it were. If one found oneself short of a machine shop and metal working gear one may resort to using tin foil.

    I wonder how effective foil would be at stopping tasers and/or microwave pain weapons? I christen the next generation: tinfoil torsos.

    Life sure is funny.

  18. Re:The most successful pirates on Bank Robbing a Terrible Business, Statistically · · Score: 2

    I'm reminded of my stint as an internet marketeer. I took a bad check once. It turns out that it was the most profitable sale I ever made, once the collection agent got thru with them.

    There is big money in failure.

  19. Re:Intelligence not a factor? on Bank Robbing a Terrible Business, Statistically · · Score: 1

    +5 Genius

  20. In Soviet Russia on Bank Robbing a Terrible Business, Statistically · · Score: 1

    Bank robs YOU!

  21. I would say the future is bright on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Future of Standing/Walking Workstations? · · Score: 1

    Most cashiers and burger-flippers stand at their 'workstations'.

  22. Re:YES! And I can prove it... on Do Solo Black Holes Roam the Universe? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some guy makes a witty crack, 1 simple, single sentence post.

    Then 4000 neckbeards get all pissy about it and chime in to complain about the S/N ratio.

  23. Re:Shuttles are a complete write-off at this point on Russia To Establish Bases On the Moon · · Score: 1

    I smell a movie plot.

    "Dammit! theres no time... we got to get the 'old ladies' flyin again!!! "

  24. Re:There's no starship with just an ion drive on Engineer Thinks We Could Build a Real Starship Enterprise In 20 Years · · Score: 1

    We are looking for a Captain... interested in the job?

  25. Let Kill the Romantic on Engineer Thinks We Could Build a Real Starship Enterprise In 20 Years · · Score: 1

    ... notions of space-faring humans buzzing around the universe. We are a long way from being able to feasibly accomplish this

    If one were really interested in expanding the breadth of human knowledge of the universe we would dump the proposed $1T (cheap! ) we would spend in building some sci-fi jackoffs wet dream of a 'starship' and invest in more probes, bigger telescopes , and what am I forgetting...... oh, yea, education.