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  1. Headline Rewrite on Overheated Voting Machine Cast Its Own Votes · · Score: 1

    "Overheated Voting Machine Fails to Conceal its Ballot Stuffing Subroutine"

  2. Re:Hmm on Arrested CERN Physicist Gets 5 Years For Terror Plot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes.

    Next question.

  3. Re:You're both right on Astronomers See Another Star Torn Apart By a Black Hole · · Score: 1

    The Strong Force Rocks!

  4. Your Pal Roachies Feelings on the Matter on Growing Evidence of Football Causing Brain Damage · · Score: 1

    I have had a hard time gathering my thoughts on this issue. I think I am finally ready to share my thoughts and feelings on the untimely demise of Junior Seau and the health and well being of football players the world over.

    So here goes:

    When I heard that this guy ate a lead salad it concerned me about as much as the market price for shark fin in China.

    Glad we could have this talk.

  5. Re:Will black hole devour dark matter, anti-matter on Astronomers See Another Star Torn Apart By a Black Hole · · Score: 2

    Correction: Gravity affects everything, its the weakest fundamental force of all .

    Glad I could help.

  6. Re:Pump & Dump on Facebook To Go Public On Friday, May 18 · · Score: 1

    Did someone say that boat was leaving and now is my only chance????

  7. Re:Why on a Firday? on Facebook To Go Public On Friday, May 18 · · Score: 1

    Options expiration, it will gap on the Monday open.

  8. Re:FB? really? on Facebook To Go Public On Friday, May 18 · · Score: 1

    Sure, but your other coast landlord probably has a $2300/mo. mortgage.

    Oops!

    It not just cash flow... its POSITIVE cash flow that make him unFBed.

  9. Christian Exclusivity? on Analytic Thinking Can Decrease Religious Belief · · Score: 1

    I find it funny that arguments against religion are always taken to mean an argument against Christian religion. As if Christians have a monopoly.

    Rare are the attacks against say, the Hindu gods, or say... antisemitic arguments.

    Antisemites or Hindu heretics please respond here.

  10. Re:Whoever is responsible for this article on Analytic Thinking Can Decrease Religious Belief · · Score: 1

    The one who does not 'acknowledge' Christ- Buddhist or not has no hope.

  11. In Soviet Russia on Google Ups Bug Bounty To $20,000 · · Score: 1

    Google bugs YOU!

  12. In Soviet Russia on North Carolina Threatens To Shut Down Nutrition Blogger · · Score: 1

    Nutrition shuts YOU down!

  13. In Soviet Russia on Massive Methane Release In the Arctic Region · · Score: 1

    YOU are released in the arctic!

  14. In Soviet Russia on Childhood Stress Leaves Genetic Scars · · Score: 1

    Childhood leaves scars!

  15. Re:Mod parent up! on Software Engineering Is a Dead-End Career, Says Bloomberg · · Score: 1

    If the goal is shareholder value then ... where the fuck is the value of my shares?

  16. In Soviet Russia on Computer Game Designed To Treat Depression As Effective As Traditional Treatment · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Games DEPRESS you!

  17. Re:Would have been first post on Computer Game Designed To Treat Depression As Effective As Traditional Treatment · · Score: 1

    right, like everything else it probably wont even work...

  18. Re:Alan Turing's Work on Alan Turing Papers On Code Breaking Released By GCHQ · · Score: 1

    So what you are saying is when you watch gay porn you get all ... hormonal and erect?

    Hm.

  19. Re:How is this better... on UT Dallas Professor Captures the Mobile Interactions of 175 Texas Teens · · Score: 2

    Vacuum isn't that interesting.

  20. Re:interesting for ion engines on Pioneer Anomaly Solved · · Score: 1

    Yea, I was wondering about this as well. What kind of specific impulse this would represent?

  21. Re:Anyone want to translate this into dummy speak? on Major OpenSSL Security Issue Found (and Fixed) · · Score: 1

    No kidding. I've seen a lot of horrible messes in my career, but OpenSSL tops them all.

    You should peruse QMail. Just keep all sharp objects away lest you be overwhelmed by the temptation to gouge out your own eyes.

  22. Re:Anyone want to translate this into dummy speak? on Major OpenSSL Security Issue Found (and Fixed) · · Score: 1

    The O'Reilly book is a good choice. However, I would like to point out that every line of the OpenSSL source is completely documented, in C, you just have to be willing to go down the rabbit hole.

  23. Re:hunh? on Physicists Detect Elusive Orbiton By "Splitting" Electron · · Score: 1

    Dr Freud, phone call, line sex, er, I mean six, Dr Freud - line six.

  24. Re:Alan Turing's Work on Alan Turing Papers On Code Breaking Released By GCHQ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I hear Alan Turing I think code breaking, computer science, cutting edge math. When AC hears Alan Turing he thinks... gay sex. Me thinks thou doth protest too much.

  25. Re:In Soviet Russia on Ellison Doesn't Know If Java Is Free · · Score: 1

    Yakov reads up on YOU!