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  1. Re:I had done it several dozen times prior. on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    good point! I suppose it fell to the base of the toilet.

  2. asdf on Oracle Changes Certification Requirements · · Score: -1

    Anybody have technical details of this "glowing metal" concept

  3. Re:I had done it several dozen times prior on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    I'm bigoted against all slashbots! Even cockeaters who post anonymously to preserve karma! Enjoy, cockbreath!

    A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I
    had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful
    all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one
    of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the
    corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me.
    He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I
    wouldn't have a chance with him.

    As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping
    there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm
    from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit
    itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left
    behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It
    apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were
    fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast
    of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's
    wrist.

    I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and
    wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd
    always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little
    clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating
    ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of
    devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never
    done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful
    five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star
    in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole
    of the world's handsomest young stud.

    Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both
    hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled
    like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the
    consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to
    shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?

    I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it
    smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.

    I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into
    my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock,
    beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and
    bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense,
    bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in
    the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm
    inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard
    little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't
    chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually
    unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump
    sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of
    this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.

    I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the
    cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no
    more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum
    with the rich bitterness of shit.

    Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But
    then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me.
    There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I
    tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and
    stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds
    of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten
    it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your
    own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation
    or simple boredom.

    I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using
    them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in
    my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid
    shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have
    had six orgasms in the process.

    I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out
    of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it
    could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.

  4. Re:O! How the Once Mighty Have Been Laid Low on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    ATTN: Farrah Fawcett wasn't on your wall because you were a little twink.

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  5. I had done it several dozen times prior on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.
    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  6. I had done it several dozen times prior on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  7. God damn on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    you really are an idiot.

  8. Hooray on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    Countdown to withdrawl from filthy socialist UN shortened! I can't wait!

  9. I had done it several dozen times prior on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    ATTN: Guy -- You'll never touch one.
    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  10. you guessed it on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    chucksteak.

  11. I had done it several dozen times prior. on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    ATTN: Admin job. Admin must know how to smoke cock, large greasy beard preferred.

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  12. I had done it several dozen times prior. on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting, designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.
    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.
    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  13. laughable on Cray SX-6 Installed in Alaska · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse. It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting, designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore, or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.
    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.
    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air; they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well, entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall, and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle. With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while, Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus; tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger. Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull. Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess. Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

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    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.
    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.
    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  15. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  16. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1


    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  17. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  18. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM. I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM. They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  19. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.
    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  20. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.
    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.
    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  21. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.
    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  22. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.
    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  23. I had done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  24. I'd done it several dozen times prior on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    The urge had never come so quickly and
    uniquely on impulse.

    It could have been one of many factors, but this particular young man caught
    my eye. It was perhaps the flashy bright orange down vest he was sporting,
    designer jeans, the backwards baseball cap that read 'Lions' which he wore,
    or possibly the dirty blonde color of his short hairstyle in combination
    with a clean shaven jowl. Precisely at the moment I had decided to pay the
    tab on my Guest Check which read '$0.98 - Coffee' did I notice him across the
    crowded late night diner with several compatriots, all appearing to be in
    their early twenties. I left two dollars under the empty coffee mug, and
    waited outside for the group to finish up.

    11:43PM.

    I lit up a Dutch Master's cigarillo and waited.

    12:11AM.

    They emerged from the establishment. "Dude, we're going to party SO
    hard tonight yeah! You can drink now buddy!" loudly remarked one of the
    young man's larger acquaintances. A tall attractive young brunette female
    friend chimed in with "Todd, we're taking you to Synergy! YEAH!" They all
    participated in a collaborative and somewhat haphazardly group embrace. I
    followed at a brisk and delicate pace as to not attract attention to myself
    with my black knee-length raincoat fully buttoned. Interesting, a twenty-
    first birthday celebration. I could not help but become more intrigued as
    the group, centered around 'Todd' tread down several city blocks. Warm
    exhalings from the group were clearly visible in the crisp winter night air;
    they began piling into a mid-block building entrance. Having a one block
    distance on the group ensured that I was not noticed. I followed them inside
    as soon as I arrived at the entrance.

    The glass door read 'Synergy - Discotheque" and I entered only to find the
    entrance queue. It was completely empty. Todd and his cronies had already
    made it past the bouncer at the front of the queue. The large gutted bouncer
    asked for my ID, and I obviously complied and was allowed entrance to the
    main area, roughly the size of a small aircraft hangar pumping loud with
    hard trance beats. Legions upon legions of infantile young adults, some with
    pacifiers were dancing in the area, most probably gained underage entry with
    a fake ID. Todd's orange vest still clearly visible. I proceeded to the front
    left corner of the club where there were tables and ordered a gin and
    tonic, continuing to stare out onto the dance area. Perhaps two, maybe two
    and one half hours had elapsed when my opportunity was presented to me on a
    silver platter. It was clear that Todd was on a line of action to the left
    rear corner bathrooms, soaking in sweat.

    2:23AM. Inception.

    With much haste and finesse, I made my way to the rear of the club as well,
    entering the restroom moments prior to Todd. I deceptively pretended to
    straighten my appearance in the mirror, as three young men left the
    bathroom, only Todd and I remained. Hard trance beats were muffled but still
    quite loud. With much guile, I was able to lock the bolt on the restroom
    door, entrapping my newest curiosity without his knowledge. Standing at the
    urinal, I exerted a strike of quick and brute force to Todd's temple. Todd
    fell unconsciously, still pissing all over his jeans. I dragged his limp body
    about twenty meters to the corner of the standard handicapped toilet stall,
    and propped him up in that corner.

    2:24AM. Intended consequences.

    Peaceful. Unconscious. Todd reeks of Brut and Old Spice. I stared at him for
    some moments with serenity. I had several options at this point. I could
    have splashed a baseball cap full of chilled toilet water on his face to
    revive him. I decided that the risk was not acceptable, as my initial assault
    had only left his temple bleeding slightly. I confirmed with myself the
    usual method. I unsheathed the concealed skinning knife from my left ankle.
    With quick and exacting two flicks of my upper arm, Todd's larynx, just
    below the Adam's Apple was cleanly severed. Todd cast a small oval shape of
    skin and cartilage from the wound with an abrupt exhale. Todd gazed back in
    utter terror with fully dilated green eyes. Intentionally, the jugular was
    left intact.

    I of course preempted Todd's sudden shocking awakening by plunging the
    hooked razor end of the skinning knife into his left shoulder, and torqued
    the knife in a counter-clockwise manner by 45 degrees and retracted the
    blade from his upper pectoral. Several inches of tendon became lodged in the
    razor hook after I brutally tugged the twisted knife from him. All the while,
    Todd attempted to scream in agony, only succeeding in expelling several
    blood clots from his decimated voice box. Aside from that, Todd had no major
    blood loss and continued to force air and blood mist out of the gash in his
    neck, creating pleasant, barely audible wet whistling noises.

    Stepping forcefully on Todd's new shoulder wound, it was at this time that I
    opted to kick Todd several times with my other boot into his solar plexus;
    tenderizing the meat so to speak. After putting a latex glove on my left
    hand, I prodded the neck wound mercilessly with my index and middle finger.
    Todd continued to gasp through the neck wound, but was apparently starting
    to have trouble with a small amount of blood clotting at the hole.

    2:25AM. Finish the job.

    Todd was succumbing to nervous shock. This was the integral and necessary
    time to finish off my thesis. I submerged the blade deep into his abdominal
    diaphragm with the blade along his body's line of symmetry with several
    sawing motions as Todd writhed in utter agony, helpless with his shoulder
    wound still pinned under my left foot. Sawing probably a good four inches
    under the second stab wound, I jerked and twisted the blade in various
    speeds and degrees of forcefulness as Todd's eyes rolled back into his skull.
    Whether or not my blade's final quick lunge into the heart was the final end
    to his life, it had not phased his crumpled person. Todd is now dead.

    2:25:30AM. The cleanup and departure.

    Stepping on the shoulder wound had left my boot sole a bloody mess.
    Fortunately, this had prevented any significant accumulation of bleeding on
    the floor from Todd. I ruthlessly cleaned the sole with the parts of Todd's
    orange goose down vest which were still clean. I also wiped the blade clean
    on the vest. Because of the liberal size of the handicapped stall, the
    atrocity was not noticeable with the stall door closed. So, I propped his
    dead body into a sitting position on the toilet, his feet and legs virtually
    clean with the exception of some piss stains. I locked the stall from the
    inside and crawled under the stall door's gap. I pocketed the latex glove
    after rinsing it clean with warm water. Checking the bathroom in triplicate
    for potential incriminating evidence yielded nothing else. I unlocked the
    bathroom door and fled.

    2:27AM. Gin and tonic.

    There was some gin and tonic left in my glass. I finished it and left. The
    barmaid yelled "LAST CALL!"

  25. Slashdot twinks! on Industry-Standard VOIP Phone Using All Free Software · · Score: -1

    fucking fags!