how many hours a day do you sit in front of your monitor? or stand in front of your microwave waiting for it to "JUST GOD%$%$#"' warm up your food when you need to go pee!?! (maybe that one is just me...) or hell, just drive to work?
Listen, wake up! EVERYTHING WILL GIVE YOU CANCER, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH DIRT (and survive) YOU WILL GET CANCER, THOSE CORN FLAKES IN THE AM? no!!! YES!! THOSE TOO!!
at least what the health portion of the news said while watching my cancer causing TV...
Re:From an extinct mammal's perspective....
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I got one thing to say;
Who CARES!?!?! What did the tasmanian tiger do for me? (ooohh, what a pretty coat you have my dear.) I say, if it lands on me, bites me, sneaks up and scares me, or is cute and or fuzzy(i.e bald eagles, and umm... those other critters...), (oh yeah, if it slithers or crawls) then I'll stomp and fight to make sure I get more air than those critters do...
"screw the dolphin, save the Tuna!!!"
......Or, we could send those motorola sattelites there full of rammen noddles and crash them there and !VOILA! instant lunch just waiting for a NASA crew to show up and chow 50-60 years from now.
And Motorola can then be praised for creating the single largest supply of "yummy-in-my-tummy" in the whole universe!!!
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how many hours a day do you sit in front of your monitor? or stand in front of your microwave waiting for it to "JUST GOD%$%$#"' warm up your food when you need to go pee!?! (maybe that one is just me...) or hell, just drive to work? Listen, wake up! EVERYTHING WILL GIVE YOU CANCER, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH DIRT (and survive) YOU WILL GET CANCER, THOSE CORN FLAKES IN THE AM? no!!! YES!! THOSE TOO!! at least what the health portion of the news said while watching my cancer causing TV...
I got one thing to say; Who CARES!?!?! What did the tasmanian tiger do for me? (ooohh, what a pretty coat you have my dear.) I say, if it lands on me, bites me, sneaks up and scares me, or is cute and or fuzzy(i.e bald eagles, and umm... those other critters...), (oh yeah, if it slithers or crawls) then I'll stomp and fight to make sure I get more air than those critters do... "screw the dolphin, save the Tuna!!!"
Great, this means every time I go to the sperm bank I gotta worry about my encryption method...
......Or, we could send those motorola sattelites there full of rammen noddles and crash them there and !VOILA! instant lunch just waiting for a NASA crew to show up and chow 50-60 years from now. And Motorola can then be praised for creating the single largest supply of "yummy-in-my-tummy" in the whole universe!!!