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BeaverWise writes "Looks like puss and boots is coming back. The last known Tasmanian tiger, or thylacine, died in captivity in 1936, but a team of Australian biologists believes the animal's extinction may simply be a 70-year hiccup. DNA from a Tasmanian tiger has been found, and cloning is under way."

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  1. Now what we need... by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Is for someone to bring back Dire Wolves!
    "What a cute lil puppy" "Munch! Scarf! Yum!"

    Pirst Fost!

  2. Way to go!!! by tiedemann · · Score: 1

    And give me some sabretooth aswell. Imagine 2020 when your daughter makes some tasy dront for thanksgiving...

  3. Cool. by Spankophile · · Score: 4

    I wonder if they'll have to repair the Tiger DNA with that from frogs, then we can have spontaneous sex-changes and let them reproduce!

    1. Re:Cool. by bob_jordan · · Score: 4

      What if they simply don't have enough?

      Tiger tiger burning bright.
      Two left paws? Wait that's not right!

      Bob.

    2. Re:Cool. by keez · · Score: 1

      tiger, tiger burning bright in the forest of the night. what immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry? -> blake, isn't it?

  4. "puss and boots" by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 2

    What on earth does this refer to? Some Oz kids show or something?
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    1. Re:"puss and boots" by Ravagin · · Score: 1

      No, it' s a nursery rhyme...or something... come to think of it, I can't remember either. The little voice in my head is shouting "nursery rhyme," but I can't recall a specific one.
      I think perhaps it should be "puss in boots."
      -J

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    2. Re:"puss and boots" by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

      Puss In Boots is a well known fair tail in this part of the world (Ireland and UK) about a cat that wore boots, defeated Ogres, and became Mayor of London, if I'm not mistaken.

      Then again, so did Dick Wittington, so I may be getting the 2 of them confused.

      T.

    3. Re:"puss and boots" by satorical · · Score: 1

      It's one of my favorite fairy tales - try this site for a good look.

  5. Tazmania Park... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    Tazmania Park is frightening in the dark
    All the thylacines are running wild
    Somone shut the fence off in the rain
    I admit its kinda eerie
    But this proves my chaos theory
    And I dont think I'll be coming back again
    Oh no.

    I cannot approve of this attraction
    'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad
    A huge tazmanian tiger ate our lawyer
    Well, I suppose that proves...they're really not all bad

    1. Re:Tazmania Park... by Espresso_Boy · · Score: 1

      I just want to make it clear that whoever did that post isn't as witty as one might be led to belive. It's just a few lines from a wierd al song with a few minor changes.

    2. Re:Tazmania Park... by Espresso_Boy · · Score: 1

      never trust anonymous cowards. they lie

  6. Great news by FenrirWolf · · Score: 1

    Always been a fan of this bizarre kitty. Glad to see they're bringing him back. Kinda makes up for the fact humanity hunted 'em out of existance. Of course, now here comes the flip side: What if our killing off the Tasmanian tiger *WAS* a natural product of Darwinism -- acted through humanity as a whole? What if we start doing this to a bunch of other animals? What happens when we finally bring back wooly mammoths and sabre-tooth tigers or even dinosaurs? (Assuming viable DNA can be found.) What sort of kinks will be throwning into the evolutionary process? My 0.02$.

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    1. Re:Great news by Spankophile · · Score: 1
      What if our killing off the Tasmanian tiger *WAS* a natural product of Darwinism...

      You go Adolf!

    2. Re:Great news by gmm · · Score: 2

      It will be our own downfall!

      I predict eventually we'll bring back all the extinct species from the past, you know, the Dodo, Sabre-Toothed Tiger, Dinosaurs, Ronald Reagan, etc. Then they'll reproduce at an uncontrolable rate, the world will be overrun by carniverous beasts whose staple diet will be humans and we'll all die horribly.

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    3. Re:Great news by Ferretski · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what if bringing them back to life is *ALSO* a natural product of Darwinism, perhaps this is how it was all meant to be...not to be fatalistic or anything...perhaps the kinks were already there?

    4. Re:Great news by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Or if the beasts don't get us, Reagan's acting sure will :)

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    5. Re:Great news by nobody69 · · Score: 2

      Yes, but which of the rampaging, man-eating beasts would be the scariest? Not the dinos or the sabre-toothed tigers, after all we've all seen those caveman movies so we're practically used to getting eaten by them. No, I think it will be a toss-up between the dodos (because getting killed and eaten by flightless birds is so humiliating it's horrific) or Ronald Reagan (Think zombie movie, except with Dittoheads saying 'Don't shoot he was the greatest President ever! Cut taxes! Raise spending! Trickle down! Arrgh he's eating my face!').

      Maybe I shouldn't post so early in the morning, but that sounds like some kind of metaphor for the Reagan era...

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    6. Re:Great news by TheCarp · · Score: 4

      Your making the assumption that the "Evolutionary Process" is a process that is heading towards a specific goal. As if the process has some sort of will, some plan.

      Natural selection is truely a simple concept, and can be summed up in 2 statments:

      1) Change happens
      2) Organisms that can survive and multiply better than others, will do so.

      The ice age comes, any animals that can survive in extreme cold will survive. They will adapt to it. Animals with genes for thicker fur and better metabolism will survive and pass on those genes more readily than those that don't have them.

      Its simply a model for application to situations. You could say that the environment became unfavorable to these tigers, as they had more predators. They were unable to adapt in time to survive these predators.

      Thats no moral judgement. That doesn't mean the tigers shouldn't exist because they were unable to survive hunting. It just means that they didn't.

      Nature isn't moral. It just is.

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    7. Re:Great news by Eccles · · Score: 1

      then it'll just be extinct again in a few years..

      Perhaps, but then we can preserve the body for future generations, with better technology, who will be able to diversify the gene pool via as-yet unknown techniques.

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    8. Re:Great news by Golias · · Score: 2
      What sort of kinks will be throwning into the evolutionary process?

      People used to be concerned that genetic scientists might be trying to play God. Your objection seems to be that the scientists are trying to play Nature.

      If you go back to the old myths of Pandora and Icarus, and compare that with the Unabomber Manifesto and Bill Joy's open letter in Wired, you can see how mankind has always been a little scared of the consequences of going "too far". However, it has now been over 50 years since we discovered a technology that can wipe out mankind, and civilization continues.

      It seems to me that this is an irrational, inborn fear, a phobia against Too Much Knowledge. It also seems to me that this is an instict which we should resist, becuase knowing more has always proven to be a Good Thing in the long run. Nuclear bombs are scary, but nuclear fusion generators may be the answer to all of our energy problems someday. Genetic research raises a lot of questions, but it might also allow us to live longer, happier lives.

      For my own part, I'm going to stick with the "let's learn everything we can about the universe" camp. Doing so might harm us, but there is no doubt that not doing so will.

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    9. Re:Great news by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      What if our killing off the Tasmanian tiger *WAS* a natural product of Darwinism

      As opposed to what? We're a force on this planet like any other, and the Tas Tiger was unable to adapt to our presence. It's not fair, of course, but evolution has never been a matter of fair.

      I think a lot of peole are misled by the idea that Darwinian evolution produces "better" species, and that therefore there should be a fair test of "better". In practice, the species better set for that particular time and place survives, with absolutely no indication that future circumstances will be at all related.

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    10. Re:Great news by CharlesDonHall · · Score: 2

      As to "what sort of kinks will we be throwing into the evolutionary process", that's a good question: Evolution produces animals that are well-adapted to their environment; if an animal can't adapt, it becomes extinct.

      So humans have become a key part of the environment, and species become extinct if they can't adapt to us.

      The good news for Tasmanian Tigers is that they're cute. (I guess. I'm not sure what they look like, but they sound cute from their name.) Being perceived as cute has positive survival value, so I expect that they'll become more common in the future.

      If we were talking about some sort of boring rain forest lizard that bites people and hisses, then obviously nobody would want to clone it. So it would stay extinct.

      So, what's the future of Life on Earth? I predict that an a few million years, wild animals will be considerably fluffier, they'll have huge eyes and tastefully attractive color schemes, and they'll enjoy being hand-fed and petted.

      My only regret is that I probably won't live that long.

    11. Re:Great news by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

      If Darwinism is simply "Survival of the fittest" then every species that we've made extinct was less fit than us. However, what if we cause our own extinction by killing off too many other species?

      Would that mean that we're so fit as to be unfit?

      LK

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    12. Re:Great news by Rader · · Score: 1
      Paving the world with concrete and airconditioning is just a new type of evolution. Anything that can't survive (which is everything but man... oh and the cockroaches) will eventually die. They didn't survive the big "man-thing". Man---is a natural disaster. But, don't orry, we'll blow ourselves up, have nuclear winter for thousands of years, and the cockroaches will repopulate the earth. Some deep sea creature will survive, and fart out some microbes, and they can evolve some legs some day. If the half life of Plutonium is 2,000 years or whatever... what the hell is 100,000 years in the natural progression of our earth? IT's a blip!

      It's hardly a blip.

      I don't remember the dinosaurs complaining about "old fashioned darwinism" being lost during the meteor storm.

      Rader

    13. Re:Great news by Rader · · Score: 1
      ---If we were talking about some sort of boring rain forest lizard that bites people and hisses, then obviously nobody would want to clone it. So it would stay extinct. Hillarious!
      I've always had this dream (usually while camping and being bit) that I could blink, and all the flies in the world would instantly die. (A soft thud as they all hit the ground)

      I figured... what...possible...good can flies do us. But then I thought about maybe maggots, decomposition, etc might be useful, and was always curious what would happen. BUt now, I know that even if I got my wish and did it... some bonehead evil scientist will say, "what extinct species should I bring back from the dead?? Aha! I'll bring back the flies!".

      Hey, it's like the rats in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy... They pretended they were being lab rats and being experimented on, but instead were much smarter than the humans!

      Rader

    14. Re:Great news by zenith744 · · Score: 1
      Hey, it's like the rats in Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy... They pretended they were being lab rats and being experimented on, but instead were much smarter than the humans!

      I thought that was the Secret of N.I.H.M...:)

      Terrible movie.

    15. Re:Great news by iktos · · Score: 1
      However, what if we cause our own extinction by killing off too many other species?
      Not likely, we probably need less than 100. OK, so it has to be the right hundred, but still.
    16. Re:Great news by Tassach · · Score: 2

      Actually, Tasmanian Tigers were butt-ugly; so the cute-and-fluffy theroy dosn't hold in this case (although it does have a certian amount of validity otherwise). The name "Tiger" is a misnomer -- they were not even felines; they were, like many native Australian animals, marsupials. Here is a good web page about Thylacines.
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    17. Re:Great news by xtink · · Score: 1

      there is one problem with this when you cloning by definition is making a exact copy of something so what there going to end up with is either a male of female neither of which is going to do much good without another one of the opposite sex which you can't get from a clone and if your going to bring them back and try to return them to the wild your going to have to have a breeding pool of moor then one pair other wise our not going to have a vary healthy population after a few generations

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    18. Re:Great news by Drakantus · · Score: 1

      If you count humans as 'natural', than it's only fair to count us that way all the time. Killing off the tiger was the natural affect of us comming into contact with it, and now the natural affect we have discovered through cloneing may bring it back.

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    19. Re:Great news by jafac · · Score: 1

      First off, it's been ONLY 50 years with nukes. Give it some time, we've been around for over 10,000 (depending on your definition of "we").

      Secondly, we've had technologies capable of eradicating our species for much longer than that; if you believe that industrialism itself will ultimately lead to our downfall (by creating a runaway greenhouse effect) - and if, by association, you extend backwards in time the major technolgical contributions that allowed it to happen (I vote for the printing press as most responsible for the eventual rise of industrialism, and potential destruction of mankind) - it's just taken a while to grab hold.

      if it ain't broke, then fix it 'till it is!

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    20. Re:Great news by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      So, what's the future of Life on Earth? I predict that an a few million years, wild animals will be considerably fluffier, they'll have huge eyes and tastefully attractive color schemes, and they'll enjoy being hand-fed and petted.
      And of course, they'll also taste horrible.

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    21. Re:Great news by Golias · · Score: 1
      ho-kay. You think the printing press will eventually lead to our extinction. This puts you on the opposite side of the fence from me. I say industrialization has been a net good for mankind, and will continue to be. If you really disagree, there are still a few corners of the world where you can live as an aboriginal tribesman. Even if you lack such courage of your convictions, you have every right to feel the way you do, so long as you don't start mailing bombs to scientists.

      Personally, I want all the knowledge I can get, even if it does kill me, because if I stop learning I might as well stop living anyway.

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    22. Re:Great news by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      And even if it were a "tiger", everyone knows tigers are feline. Everyone, apparently, except that AC. Or something.

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    23. Re:Great news by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      Nature isn't moral. It just is.
      This is a much more difficult concept to grasp than natural selection. A lot of people who think they've accepted the idea of evolution have merely substituted "natural selection" for "God," and "evolution" for "God's plan." So if something evolved "naturally" it must therefore be good, and if we interfere with natural selection that must be bad.
    24. Re:Great news by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      If Darwinism is simply "Survival of the fittest" then every species that we've made extinct was less fit than us. However, what if we cause our own extinction by killing off too many other species? Would that mean that we're so fit as to be unfit?
      "Survival of the fittest" is actually a rather misleading way to think about natural selection. "Fitness" doesn't really apply to species at all, but to individuals within a species. All it means, really, is that those individuals that survive well enough to produce the most offspring make a larger genetic contribution to the next generation. There is no guarantee that the overall process results in increased fitness for the species as a whole, and it is quite possible for a species to evolve itself into extinction, because the "fittest" individuals do not necessarily possess the characteristics (genes) required for the species as a whole to survive. Nor can one conclude that the species that survive are "more fit" than those that don't--they may just be luckier.
    25. Re:Great news by mgblst · · Score: 1

      >Personally, I want all the knowledge I can get, even if it does kill me, because if I stop learning I might as well stop living anyway.

      So what if this knowledge kills not just you, but everyone and everything on this planet?

      Is it still worth it.

      Knowledge is growing at an incredible rate, and seeming this rate is growing every day. Too often we are only concentrate on the pursuit of this knowledge, and not the benefits or harm that it may bring.

      Something to think about.

    26. Re:Great news by mgblst · · Score: 1


      But Humans are in essence, the anit-Darwinism. Not so much with this tassy devil thing, but the way or society is organised. We spend so much time keeping sick people alive, and giving everyone the right to have children, that it is no longer about the fittest surviving, but everybody.

      Negative mutations that would have killed of a few people in the old days, are now alowed to flourish and pollute them gene pool.

      This is something that needs to be addressed.

    27. Re:Great news by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      It is still worth it. Genocide is no worse than murder. Everyone only has to die once. If knowledge is worth one innocent life, it is worth all of them. Whether or not it is worth one life is a personal choice.

    28. Re:Great news by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 1
      So that's the current set of conditions. Some of us will perpetuate ourselves more than others, and they will influence the gene pool. Nothing in Darwin changes.

      It's like football -- it doesn't matter whether you would have won last Sunday, or next Sunday, or whether you should have won but your best guy got hurt, it's whether you win today. Period. Worse, really -- there are no rules and therefore no cheating, just the score.

      BTW, I would say that our, "giving everyone the right to have children" had had a tiny, tiny effect. Reproductive therapy is an expensive process that probably adds, at the most, a few thousand births anually.

      Our giving ourselves the right NOT to have children, OTOH, will probably be very significant.

      (Incidentally, typos are typos and I generally ignore them, but given the context I had to laugh when I read, "pollute them gene pool" -- you have to admit it's sort of serendipitous.)

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  7. Wolly Mammoth by Errtu · · Score: 1

    Aren't they trying to do something similar to this with the Wolly Mammoth? If they success, the days of a real Jurrassic Park may be near.... Kewl!

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    1. Re:Wolly Mammoth by w00ly_mammoth · · Score: 1

      did someone call me?

      w/m

  8. Here we go..... by cansecofan22 · · Score: 2

    This is sure to bring up A LOT of ethical questions. If we can bring back a certain species of animal then what role does God play? I am not a very religious person but this kind of thing scares the hell out of some people. Think about it, religion is about God making all of the decisions, who lives, who dies, what species keeps going, what species becomes extinct, etc. If we start making these decisions the people that spend every sunday in church will have to look at things differently. It is just 1 BIG can of worms.

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    1. Re:Here we go..... by ChadM · · Score: 2

      not meant as flamebait but... here goes.

      if something happens that proves somebodies beliefs wrong, then obviously they are wrong and are foolish to go on believing it. if they can't deal with cloning its their own problem . not the cloners problem

    2. Re:Here we go..... by Talence · · Score: 2

      Yes, it IS going to cause some waves. But.. could God not want mankind to undo the error of killing these animals into extinction? If a religious person can accept a species dying by the hand of man, then why couldn't this person accept a species (assuming in unaltered form) being brought back to life? I guess it is more convenient to accept destruction through the hand of mankind than conception of life.

      I guess it's ok to be religious, as long as it doesn't get in the way of reality. Besides, you can argue everything is the work of God anyway. After all, God's ways are mysterious. It is my opinion that when you can attribute any random set of events to faith or to some divine being, claiming that being to be responsible, yet its actions cannot be measured or verified, then you have just rendered the existence of that being as irrelevant ;-)

      These developments are of great importance, given the possibilities and dangers and should be considered carefully in all respects, but I don't think religion should have any influence on this.

      (Note that I am not against religion per se - my gf is religious ;-), but it should just not get in the way of things)

      Tal.

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    3. Re:Here we go..... by Ravagin · · Score: 1

      It is just 1 BIG can of worms.
      or, as i heard someone once say (who was it?), "a whole box of pandoras."

      In terms of God's role (and with that capital 'g' I refer to the Judeo-Christian god, but we can insert just about any god here), it seems to that the handy thing about God is that just about anything happens in our world can be easily attributed to the will of God. So it might turn out that this, too, is the 'will of god.'
      Note: I'm not religious myself, I happen to think religion clouds one's thinking. But I can't deny that for someone who really believes in a deity, well, that deity has a power of sorts over them.
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    4. Re:Here we go..... by gorilla · · Score: 2

      I don't see how it's any different to us making species go extinct in the first place. We already effectivly decided (En mass, not individuall) to eradicate the passenger pidgeon, dodo and others. There are other species which have gone extinct because we carelessly upset their enviroment, and we're apparently doing the same to other species, including the great apes, and other species, including Bison & birds of prey, have come back from the brink of extinction by our deliberate actions to protect them.

    5. Re:Here we go..... by nobody69 · · Score: 2

      If we can bring back a certain species of animal then what role does God play?

      God's role was to give us the capability/intelligence to things. When you see some poor kid dead after being hit by a car, you could say (and yes I realize that there are people who think this way - the proper term for them is idiots), 'Well it's God's will that Jenny Sue kicks the bucket, so what can we do?' or you can call 911 and get some EMTs to try and give her with blood transfusions and jump start her heart.
      (BTW, I fully realize that saving Jenny Sue is more important than resurrecting extinct animals, so let's not start a 'X is more important than Y' sub-thread, just in case anyone is tempted.)

      Also, if I happened to offend anyone's religious beliefs by my analogy, well, too bad. If it makes you feel better, I've probably offended every other religous group (including atheists and agnostics) at some other point, so fuggedaboutit.

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    6. Re:Here we go..... by seanmeister · · Score: 2
      But.. could God not want mankind to undo the error of killing these animals into extinction?

      OF COURSE he would want us to fix that mistake!

      ominous voice from above: "I said Tasmanian DEVIL, you idiots!"


      Sean

    7. Re:Here we go..... by markov_chain · · Score: 1
      religion is about God making all of the decisions, who lives, who dies, what species keeps going, what species becomes extinct, etc.

      A pretty simple way of looking at it, but I'll bite. How do you know it was not in fact God who made the decision to bring this particular species back, and execute by influencing some unsuspecting scientist to clone the animal's DNA?

      Why is it considered "natural" for a lion to kill a deer, but is considered wrong for people to hunt deer down? Who's to say that we're not part of the grand plan?

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    8. Re:Here we go..... by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      Billy-Bob's attachment to her opposable thumb?

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    9. Re:Here we go..... by Rader · · Score: 1
      well true, but murdering people is part of the 'free will', or 'will of God', but doesn't make it right. And explicitly stated in our owner's manual as commandment 5.

      Well, I was just arguing against the tidbit of logic you threw up.

      I'd like to look at the whole thing as... Yes, we can do all this genetic tampering, but do we want to. We've already seen insects adapt to our growing-pesticides. We've already made movies about 'accidentally' engineering super-adaptable viruses, etc. I'm sure if we start to engineer genetics, it'll only be a while before we get smarter about the topic, and slowly it trickles down to the masses (in a form of a home kit, etc) and some whacked out individual outside any government control will go ahead and screw something up. Give us all a chance... we'll screw something up.

      Rader

    10. Re:Here we go..... by zenith744 · · Score: 1
      All of this talking in circles about what god wants. There is an inherent flaw in trying to guess the mind of god when the mind of god is hidden. I think we've seen the second guessing inherent in this thread. "what if god doesn't want us playing god", "but what if god wants us to play god to redeem ourselves from playing god before" "what if god wants us all to give up technology" etc. etc. what if what if.

      There's no logic in this. If god is so into this, if god really cares, let it come out, directly, and say so. Once god (assuming the existence of such a being(s)) comes out from behind its masks of mysticism, stops hiding like some spoiled child...then maybe we can have a rational discussion about issues and include the will and thoughts of "god" in the decision-making process.

    11. Re:Here we go..... by Golias · · Score: 1
      Man is the only creature that kills for resons other than survival.

      Sorry, but that is not even a little bit true. Many animals kill to win a mate (or eliminate competition for breeding).

      Many others kill to please the Alpha leader of their pack (like the house-cat who kills mice & birds and then presents them to you hoping you will thankful).

      Some animals hunt and kill when they are not really hungry, because it helps them stay fit and their instincts demand that they go after prey when the opportunity arises.

      Anyone who has ever seen film of a school of bottle-nose dolphins bludgeon a shark to death know that sometimes animals kill predators to protect thier extended family.

      Some kill in order to maintain a comfortable habitat.

      And some animals kill just for the plain old damned fun of it.

      Sorry if that bursts your bubble and ruins your mythological notion of nature's inherent nobility, but the facts can't really be avoided.

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    12. Re:Here we go..... by jafac · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that if God really didn't want us cloning, he would have made it much more clear in The Bible, or alternatively, he would do something to stop us.

      Basically, if you bother to READ the bible, and look past all the historical (pseudo-historical?) bs, the message is; do whatever you want, but be my buddy, and don't let other buddies get in the way of our buddiness.

      I don't think cloning is a danger to our collective or individual relationship(s) with God, just as long as we don't get so full of ourselves that we start to think we don't need Him as a buddy.

      if it ain't broke, then fix it 'till it is!

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    13. Re:Here we go..... by Fillos · · Score: 1

      The Wickas (not sure if I spelled this right, but I'm attempting to refer here to witches) believe that the energy in the universe is finite. And when you die your energy becomes part of the whole again to be recycled, as it were, as another life form. The eloquence and simplicity of this belief makes room for things such as cloning. Just man shaping the world around him to suit himself. The real question is: can we continue do these things and still maintain natural harmony. Only time will tell Experience is really the best teacher.

    14. Re:Here we go..... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      I bet if animals could stop their prey from rotting after death, other animals respected them for having the corpses, and having those corpses made them more desirable as a mate, they would kill for trophies. I think that lower animals just aren't smart enough to realize that lots of corpses means a better provider. Instead they rely on size and weight.

    15. Re:Here we go..... by Golias · · Score: 1
      You will find more than often, that the alpha animal will eat that carcass provided by the animal of lower rank.

      Yes, but it's not for their own nourishment; that's my point. They are feeding the alpha to curry favor. Anyone who owns a house-cat that is a "good mouser" knows what I am talking about.

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  9. Dangerous? by UScr00ge · · Score: 1

    Haven't we learned our lesson about this yet?

    1. Re:Dangerous? by A.+Aria · · Score: 1
      Haven't we learned our lesson about this yet?

      Um... you do realize that's just a movie, right?

      -A. Aria

    2. Re:Dangerous? by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      Oh, sure, that's just what they want you to think. Jurassic Park was really a documentary. Just like The X-Files.

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  10. If you can clone an extinct animal... by Panamon777 · · Score: 5

    ...to what extent do you repopulate the wild? Do you produce three or four for display in zoos, or do you reproduce millions of them (a la the Passenger Pigeon) to put them back into nature at the levels they once were?

    This does, of course, assume that the cloning works perfectly. If it does, it'll have a significant impact on the Endangered Species list - don't worry about killing off endangered animals, because "they" can always make more! It might do more harm than good in that respect.

    Evan

    1. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Suidae · · Score: 4

      The problem with reintroducing them into the wild was pointed out quite clearly in Jurassic Park. Many behaviours of a species are learned from the parents, once a species has gone extinct, these behaviours are lost, and any cloned animals are simply NOT going to be the same.

      You can make a bunch and release them in the wild, but their genetic diversity will be destroyed, and their learned hunting skills and social structure will be gone. The best we could hope for would be a bad copy of the original.

    2. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by nosh · · Score: 1

      It can only be for Zoos.
      As many animals this animal with "tiger" in his name died because of new animals from the rest of the world. You had to kill these other animals before it could survive.

    3. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by netmouse · · Score: 1
      *nod*

      It is a concern.. we may be able to recreate animals and even teach the young behaviors that resemble how they would have behaved in the wild, but what we don't know how to recreate are the relationships that species had with other species of plants, insects and animals.

      We have the same problem with forestry right now. Sure, we can regrow any tree given a seed and some knowledge about the tree, but when we cut down all the old growth in a forest (or especially when we slash and burn the whole thing) we're destroying an entire ecosystem along with our only chance to study it and find out how it worked.

      -mouse

    4. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by MugenHagen · · Score: 1

      Don't worry about it. Do they have enough DNA material to generate a viable gene pool for a large population? Can they make males and females both?

    5. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      I believe the accepted critical size for long term survival of mammal population is at about 500 individuals. (from Tim Flannery's "The Future Eaters - excellent book)

      With long term survival guaranteed the population would find the equilibrium suppported by the surrounding ecosystem. Tasmania's wilderness is still reasonably untouched so this is hopefully > 0.

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    6. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Slynkie · · Score: 1

      "other animals"...yea, like humans.

    7. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by ralmeida · · Score: 2

      I think it wouldn't be possible to repopulate their original habitat with cloned animals. I believe there are a few reasons for why the couldn't do this:

      1. Sometimes extinction is natural; since the last glatiation large mammals are desappearing, and I think it would be "unnatural" trying to fill the world my mamooths;
      2. If you want the species to be successfull (sp?) in the wild, you need genetic variability -- so you would need lots of DNA from different animals to achieve this;
      3. Reintroduced species, or newly introduced species, often disturb the equilibrium in the ecosystem. In this case you would have tigers eating animals that used to be the top of the chain food.

      So, I'll guess they'll stick to the zoos. :)

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    8. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Golias · · Score: 1
      You can make a bunch and release them in the wild, but their genetic diversity will be destroyed,

      No, the genetic diversity is the only thing you are preserving. Whatever their behavior, the clones would be geneticly the same as the creatures they are replicated from.

      and their learned hunting skills and social structure will be gone

      That might be a good thing. I don't know how often they attacked humans before, but I would prefer Tasmanian tigers that don't kill people, all things being equal.

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    9. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by jezmund · · Score: 1

      No, the genetic diversity is the only thing you are preserving. Whatever their behavior, the clones would be geneticly the same as the creatures they are replicated from.

      *sigh*.
      No, the genetic diversity is not being preserved. The key word here is diversity. As you say, the clones will be genetically the same as the creatures they are replicated from. Same != diversity. The very good point that was made in the previous post is that you need lots of different genes to maintain a healthy population. The closer the genetic code between individuals, the more chance that recessive alleles will be expressed.

      I don't know how often they attacked humans before, but I would prefer Tasmanian tigers that don't kill people, all things being equal.

      Not very often, if ever. It was roughly the size of a dog, and was very keen on avoiding humans. This was most likely a learned (rather than instinctive) behavior, by the way.

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    10. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Andrew+Cady · · Score: 1
      You can make a bunch and release them in the wild, but their genetic diversity will be destroyed,
      No, the genetic diversity is the only thing you are preserving. Whatever their behavior, the clones would be geneticly the same as the creatures they are replicated from.
      "Genetic diversity" refers to the diversity of the gene pool, i.e. lots of different genes floating around, so that not everyone has genes that make them susceptible to the same disease (for instance).
    11. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Golias · · Score: 1
      One would assume that they would use the broadest sample available, not simply make several thousand clones from the same batch of genes.

      Same != diversity

      Cute, but that's not what I meant and you know it. Obviously you don't get diversity if you make a thousand animals off the same sample, but cloning one sample once, another sample once, etc... you end up with a DIVERSE population, each one a genetic replica of the LONG DEAD sample that it was taken from.

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    12. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by jhines · · Score: 1

      Unless they can clone another, different one, there would only be one sex, and the species won't go anywhere.

    13. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by evangellydonut · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a matter of genetic degradation? also, no genetic variation can be a major problem when it comes to their survival...

    14. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Veteran · · Score: 2
      I believe that I've read that all the cheetahs in the wild are genetically identical.

      Nature appears to have run the experiment of having a genetically identical species with some success. Having identical animals is not necessarily a situation doomed from the start.

    15. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      This does, of course, assume that the cloning works perfectly. If it does, it'll have a significant impact on the Endangered Species list . . .
      Not only that, but it could turn out that the newly-cloned animals have the power to morph into Godzilla, as well as a "turbo mode" which allows them to Ninja-Kick At Amazing Speeds. And who wants animals like that?

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    16. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Suidae · · Score: 1

      >I believe that I've read that all the cheetahs in the wild are genetically identical.

      No, they aren't identical, but they do have far less genetic diversity than than most other species.

      >Nature appears to have run the experiment of having a genetically identical species with some success

      It is theorized that the cheeta population was decimated by some event in the distant past and that the few remaining animals interbreed to return to current population levels.

      The current population does suffer from some genetic diseses due to interbreeding, and the entire population is at risk of communicable diseases.

      I'd call it more of a lucky gamble than a successful experiment.

    17. Re:If you can clone an extinct animal... by Suidae · · Score: 1

      >Obviously you don't get diversity if you make a thousand animals off the same sample, but cloning one sample once, another sample once, etc... you end up with a DIVERSE population Yes, if we had hundreds of samples we could restore some level of diversity, but from the article, I gather that there are only a few samples available. And you still have the problem of learned behavour, most 'complex' animals (ie, large mammals) learn how to act from their parents. If you raise these cloaned animals with, say, wolves, they will act more like wolves than than Thylacines. With some training you might be able to get them to kind of fit into whats left of their biological nitch, but they'd never be the same.

  11. what's next... by canitesc · · Score: 2

    So dinosaurs are next!? Darn, I thought those mainframes will become extinct once and for all.

    1. Re:what's next... by MotoMannequin · · Score: 1
      I can see, in the distant future:

      "Hey, what's this? I think I've found the lost Windows DNA..."

      MotoMannequin

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  12. Pictures? by Matthew+Smith · · Score: 1

    Does anyone have a link to some pictures of the Tasmanian Tiger pleas?

    1. Re:Pictures? by xscarecrowx · · Score: 1

      Here is a little bit of info (with a picture)

    2. Re:Pictures? by xscarecrowx · · Score: 2

      doh i did it wrong here

    3. Re:Pictures? by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
      Damn, that thing is ugly. Can't we leave well enough alone? There's enough ugliness in this world without cloning more of it. If they insist on cloning it, how about grafting a kitten head onto the side?

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    4. Re:Pictures? by Matthew+Smith · · Score: 1

      how does one search for such cool stuff :)? Brilliant link. thanks.

  13. Tigers by potaz · · Score: 2
    I remember reading about this over a year ago when somebody realized that it should be possible and began snapping up all the tiger fetuses in jars he could find.

    Which, in a way, is probably a strong argument for keeping dead babies in jars.

    1. Re:Tigers by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      I remember reading about this over a year ago when somebody realized that it should be possible and began snapping up all the tiger fetuses in jars he could find.

      Two points:
      - This story is at least a year old, I think it was originally in either New Scientist, or the Times of London.

      - It is NOT a tiger, it is a striped, dog-like marsupial, that happens to have stripes. The reason it was called a tiger simply relates to it being striped and carnivorous, not a cat or carnivore at all.

      More info is available from the Australian National Museum here, or from Sheffield Univerisity here.

  14. Worries about evolution by Trevize · · Score: 1

    Just want to know your opinion:
    how will all this cloning interfere with evolution (according to Darwin's theory)? Shall we claim cloning is the next step in evolution so we could take back extincted species, or shall we be worried for the fact we are doing some sort of sabotage to nature's law?
    Cheers!

    1. Re:Worries about evolution by Matthew+Smith · · Score: 1

      It's all pants. It's a pointless topic because Evolution is still in alpha and even when it's out it's still written in C so it can't be any good... Oh, Shit! Wrong article, nevermind...

    2. Re:Worries about evolution by dabadab · · Score: 3

      "Sabotage to nature's law"?
      Evolution is not a law, it is just a result of nature's laws and the circumstances. (But if you insist on your views then medicine is also a sabotage - guess most of the /.'ers would have died before reaching age 10 if it were not for today's medicine (no insult on /.'ers, just look what were the infant mortality rates a couple hundred years ago) and thus they could have not breed)
      You can not sabotage nature's laws, that's what distinct them from human laws :)

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    3. Re:Worries about evolution by amsel · · Score: 1
      The law of evolution is really trivial: Whatever dies before it reproduces, doesn't have kids, which therefore also can't have kids, and so on. Combined with gene theory (inheritance and mutation) it only gets a little bit more complicated, but not much.

      The implications of cloning on evolution are equally trivial: there's a new way to have kids after you've been declared dead.

      Really, cloning is just redefining "dead" as "when there's not enough of your DNA left to make a kid." Kind of like taking sperm/eggs from someone in a deep deep coma. The basic tenets of evolution theory are unaffected by this (mostly semantic) change.

  15. Hmm by RainbowSix · · Score: 1

    Don't they see that with the limited DNA there has been created a genetic bottleneck where only certain traits are possible? The end result is like forever inbreeding: rampant disease and disfigurement.

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    1. Re:Hmm by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This will create a huge bottleneck in the population. The tigers will have very little chance of having resistances to any new forms of disease that have arisen or recently appeared in their habitat. If the wrong rabbit sneezes on the tiger befor it gets eaten, it'll be 'Bye-bye, Misnamed Marsupial Carnivores.' Then humanity will have driven this species into extinction twice. Wow, that would be something to be proud of.

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    2. Re:Hmm by twirlip · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Cheetahs are all genetically cousins, but they don't suffer from more disease or disfigurement than other species.

  16. Re:Prime Directive by Ayon+Rantz · · Score: 1

    What, you mean the second law of thermodynamics?
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  17. What surviving changes will they have ? by Vapula · · Score: 2

    These cloned tigers will be either put in wild life very early, but they would need support as they have no parents, or later but then, they'll not be trained to survive in the wild and risk to be extermined by other races (not speaking of men).

    They could also be put in Zoo... But then, what good is it to bring them to life ? Born to be prisonner is no good.

    1. Re:What surviving changes will they have ? by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      These cloned tigers will be either put in wild life very early, but they would need support as they have no parents, or later but then, they'll not be trained to survive in the wild and risk to be extermined by other races (not speaking of men).

      This is the real problem with trying to re-create extinct species, especially large, complicated ones like mammals and birds. Does anybody have a good idea what the Taz tigers social structure was like (loners like 'real' tigers or pack hunters like lions)? How about what they hunted and how? Should the new young be taught to hunt introduced species like rabbits and the like (which the Taz tigers might be to slow/clumsy/noisy to catch), or should they stick to their traditional prey (which might be extinct, or just a lot less common)? For that matter, how are you going to teach them these sorts of complicated behaviors when the only natural history work done their behavior in the wild is about a century old and was probably done 'over the sights of a gun' as the saying goes?

      In case you think that these behaviors are just 'instinct', consider all of the work it took to raise the young of the California Condor, which is an extant species and had been under extensive study for years before the capture and breeding work was undertaken. It's also probably a lot easier for a human to teach a bird to find and eat rotting meat than it is for a person to teach a mammal how to find, catch, kill and eat a smaller live mammal.

      Mind you, I'm not saying that this project is impossible or a waste of time (I don't think it's either one, and frankly I think it's appalling that there are people who think it's morally wrong that we should try), but the Australians might be better off spending their no doubt limited cash for species preservation, rather than for species re-creation.

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  18. Is this the right thing to do? by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 3

    I'm not some kind of technology-fearing Luddite (as the fact that I read /. should prove) but IMHO this isn't the right thing to do. Why? Because as much as we might like to, you can't turn back the clock - a principle made abundently clear by the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

    Whilst the original loss of the Tasmanian tiger was a tragedy it makes to sense to recreate the animals just to satisfy the collective guilt over the original incident. Times have changed, and there isn't a place for the tiger in modern Australia - shown by the fact that it was a dangerous menace which was hunted in the first place. Even if these scientists manage to recreate a viable population of them, where are they going to go? Back into the wild where circumstances will echo what happened in 1888?

    There are valuable uses for medical technology like this, but attempting to correct the sins of the past isn't one of them. Like it or not, life follows a plan, and once something has happened we need to deal with it and move on.

    1. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by sgt101 · · Score: 1
      Tasmanian tigers were never a dangerous menace.

      And if there is a place for dingo's, why not tigers?

      Probably Austrailia is the most hospitable country going for wildlife...

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    2. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by Wiggins · · Score: 1

      Exactly......and for the lehman, didn't anyone see Jurassic Park?

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    3. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by CWCarlson · · Score: 2

      Hear, hear...kind of.

      This most certainly isn't an answer to righting the wrongs of the past. The only place for such an animal today is in captivity, which is worse than extinction, I'm inclined to think. Still, the sheer accomplishment of cloning an extinct creature probably makes the entire endeavor worthwhile.

      A while back, I was criticized for presenting basically the same viewpoint you have, but nothing's really changed. When a creature falls prey to extinction, be it through natural predation or the stupidity of man, it is following the rule of "Survival Of The Fittest". Obviously, it wasn't fit at the time. The day may come when, after we've totally decimated the ecosystem, man isn't fit to survive either. On that day, we'll fall, and inevitably something else will come along to take our place. It's the way things work, and fighting it is only self-congratulatory nonsense.

      --- Chris

    4. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by Talence · · Score: 1

      Heh, why do you bring up Thermodynamics? Are you into creation 'science' or something? ;-)

      Let us consider two scenario's here:

      1) A few of these species survived in some zoo and is used to grow a new and larger population of these species.

      2) A couple of these species are regenerated in their original form and used to grow a new and larger population of these species.

      Your claim (within these scenarios) is that the plan of life was that it was impossible to keep a few of these animals alive in some zoo or whatever. Using that same line of thinking, it could be argued that having an endangered species list is against the plan of life because if they were meant to survive, they would.

      I do agree that all of this does raise some questions and e.g. repopulating these animals will have at least some influence on the environment they are put in. Right thing or not.. the technology is a big step forward. Like most technology, however.. whether it's 'good' or 'bad' depends on the one using it.

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    5. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by MonkeyMagic · · Score: 1

      Like it or not, life follows a plan, and once something has happened we need to deal with it and move on.

      Perhaps humans recreating these animals is the plan.

      There's no reason to assume that human actions are somehow less natural and out of control than general "happenings" such as extinction.




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    6. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by limako · · Score: 1
      First of all, the animal is not being 'recreated'. They are not building a new tiger -- they are simply assembling a complete set of tiger genes and trying to get them to undergo development.

      The fact that British settlers labeled the tiger as a menace provides little evidence that the tiger would be considered a menace today. Coyotes were considered a menace during settlement of the US, yet today they are widely distributed and are rarely considered a menace (except perhaps to housepets). Wolves are being reintroduced with good success in several places as well.

      Finally, this doesn't represent a "clock being turned back" and it isn't being done out a sense of "collective guilt". There are good reasons for tring to preserve existing biodiversity and to recover diversity that has been lost and these are positive steps forward toward these goals. Each species that goes extinct is like having a finger or toe chopped off your body. If I were to lose a finger, even if it were a little one that I didn't use that much, I would still want every means explored to reattach it.

    7. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by Nezumi-chan · · Score: 3
      I'm not some kind of technology-fearing Luddite (as the fact that I read /. should prove) but IMHO this isn't the right thing to do. Why? Because as much as we might like to, you can't turn back the clock - a principle made abundently clear by the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

      I'm a little fuzzy as to what the Second Law of Thermodynamics has to do with "turning back the clock" (which isn't what the scientists are trying to do - this is biology, not time travel).What it does sound like is Manifest Destiny.

      As far as I can see, your logic rests mainly on justification after the fact. "This species died out, therefore it was supposed to die out and we're wrong to try to change that." The same can be applied to any species we've driven to extinction, either by hunting or destroying habitat. All you need is that handy bit of sophism, "What's done is done," and everything is explained in terms of The Plan.

      Pretty handy way of humanity getting off the hook for all sorts of ecological disasters, doesn't it? Sure, we're polluting the oceans, killing off the animals and befouling the earth. But if we weren't supposed to do it, then we wouldn't be able to, right? Besides, what's done is done, and thanks to a spurious reference to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, it's too late to change our ways now.

    8. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by Mike+Connell · · Score: 5

      > It's the way things work, and fighting it is only self-congratulatory nonsense.

      Not meaning to be rude, but: Utter nonsense.

      "Survival Of The Fittest" isn't some great plan - it's a description of a process. You seem to be saying that we should just lie back and take whatever comes; after all, if something becomes extinct then it just wasn't fit enough, and it's somehow right that it should be dead! What if we nuked half of the planet? Oh, "Survival Of The Fittest", those creatures weren't fit enough to survive, and we shouldn't try to save them...

      If you really want to base your view on "Survival Of The Fittest" as a big unbreakable rule, look at it this way. That tiger has proven to *be* fit even after it become extinct. By being an interesting creature, it is fitter than others that we might bring back. Another example: furry seals get more protection than slimy eels. Why? Because they are *fitter* (cuter).

      best wishes,
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    9. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by nihilogos · · Score: 1

      Because as much as we might like to, you can't turn back the clock - a principle made abundently clear by the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

      <rant>

      God this irritates me. The second law of thermodynamics is, wait for it, a law of thermodynamics. It applies to heat transfer, not ethical considerations. You'd make more sense appealing to the DMCA with which Warner Bros have probably copyrighted Tasmanian Devils.

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    10. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by rblum · · Score: 1
      Aaah! Slashdot logic at work again..

      First of all, the second law of thermodynamics does not tell us what the right thing to do is. It's not that kind of law, it's a physical law - which means things it prevents are impossible to do.

      Second, if the 2nd law had any effect on this at all, it would encourage us. After all, we're extending the gene pool again - increasing entropy. Which is exactly what the 2nd law demands - but never mind the fact.

      Times have changed, and there isn't a place for the tiger in modern Australia - shown by the fact that it was a dangerous menace which was hunted in the first place.
      Times have changed, and there isn't a place for indians in modern America - shown by the fact that it was a dangerous menace which was hunted in the first place????
      Am I only hearing things, or is this the direct logical conclusion? Once we made a mistake, it's fine? Never mind correcting it?

      Like it or not, life follows a plan, and once something has happened we need to deal with it and move on.

      Life does not follow a plan at all. If you just believe in science - there's no plan behind evolution, it's just survival of the fittest.
      If you're Christian (or Buddhist): We have been given choice - it is up to us what we do. We will be judged by our deeds, but there is no predetermined goal.
      If you happen to be a muslim and believe in fate - don't even bother. If God planned for it to happen, it will. If not, it won't.

    11. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by CWCarlson · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so perhaps it was a little nonsensical. That's what I get for making posts without the appropriate levels of caffeine in my system.

      If the Tasmanian Tiger is re-introduced, then I suppose it has become fit again. What's the impact, though, on whatever ecosystem it's placed in? Haven't we already tampered enough? Biodiversity is a wonderful, essential thing when it comes about naturally, but I have yet to see that any human-engineered biodiversity comes close to the real thing. Please feel free to prove me wrong.

      Still, it's been the human way (ever since our particular brand of culture became so prevalent) to kill what threatens our food, what's ugly or stupid-looking, and whatever looks good hanging from our walls. We're 'doing the evolution', as Eddie Vedder would scream.

      I don't agree with this mindset, but there are enough people who do that I fully believe we're all going to end up paying the price. Can you see the human race ever living on this planet as harmless as a rattlesnake or a scorpion? (Another obscure reference--check out Daniel Quinn's work, with an appropriately open mind.) A relative handful of people may live in such a way, but I've no doubt that the net effect of all of us living our lives will leave this place in utter ruin.

      In this light, then I do believe that we probably shouldn't try to 'save' extinct creatures. It will just increase the total amount of suffering in the world, once we get around to killing them off again.

      Oh, hold on--I'm still under my RDA for caffeine! Please take all of this with a big grain of salt.

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    12. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by SEE · · Score: 2

      When a creature falls prey to extinction, be it through natural predation or the stupidity of man

      We are natural predation.

      Steven E. Ehrbar

    13. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by CWCarlson · · Score: 1

      Okay, so we are. I was referring to the 'normal' relationship between predator and prey, in which the predator kills and then consumes the prey for the purposes of nutrition and continued survival.

      The stupidity of man part was in reference to our habits of killing for sport, killing simply because there is a perceived surplus of prey, and systematically destroying a species because it is believed to threaten our own food sources or health.

      If I'm not mistaken, the Tasmanian Tiger was hunted to near extinction (and then, when the last known creature in captivity expired, experienced extinction) because it was perceived to threaten livestock. Similarly, cats in the Dark Ages of Europe were hunted and killed because they were believed to spread the bubonic plague. We all know how that misconception cost 'em, don't we? On a show recently aired on the Discovery Channel (regarding swarms), a lake in Africa was shown where overfishing had taken place. As a result, insect larvae hatched in amazing numbers and the resulting swarms of insects pose a very real threat to human health. *This* is the stupidity of man.

      Well, it's one of them, anyway.

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    14. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by afc · · Score: 1

      I humbly propose the name of 'Dan Hayes' to be nominated as troll mastah supreme! That was brilliant! Second Law of Thermodynamics, indeed...
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    15. Re:Is this the right thing to do? by scotfree · · Score: 1

      you can't turn back the clock - a principle made abundently clear by the Second Law of Thermodynamics

      I'm as big a fan of metaphorically extending scientific principles over hill and under dale as the next geek, but I think you've misapplied this one. Actually, I just disagree with your conclusions, thus disapprove of how you got there :)

      Firstly, statistical mechanics applies to a much smaller scale than societal decision making, and hence can be applied to questions like this only with great caution; you could argue both sides of most (societal/philosophical) issues using thermo metaphors, since there's so much interpretation involved in 'lifting' statistical mechanics to the level of culture and scientific policy. But many of my favorite thoughts involve entropy and emergent behavior at a societal level, so I can't really hold that against you, only point out the ambiguity.

      So how about this:
      The laws of thermodynamics aren't 'imposed' on nature, they are a description of what happens; just as evolution isn't a 'force' or even really a 'process' but a description of the effects of countless tiny mutation/selection/differentiation events at a higher scale. So whatever happens obeys the 2nd law, period. You can't use it as a decision criterion.

      In summa: if we develop and use the technology to clone the Tasmanian Tiger, then that is a natural part of the time-process of our species. The only 'turning-back of the clock' would be to pretend that we didn't have the technology and desire to do this. Too late now, we've reached a new 'energy' state in our interaction with our environment, and can only hope it's a somewhat stable equilibrium!

  19. From the waiting-for-the-quagga dept. by Ravagin · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of something I read a long time back... September 16, 1997, in the New York Times, there was an article about scientists trying to bring back the quagga. Some of them, if memory serves, were just trying to breed red horses, while others were trying to extract DNA from a mummified quagga (or something like that). Anyone know how they're doing?
    Maybe they should try quaffing a plaid potion... ;)
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    1. Re:From the waiting-for-the-quagga dept. by MonkeyMagic · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's the same experiment but I saw something on the bbc about a South African guy (I think) trying to do this.

      They were actually trying to create new quagga by natural genetic manipulation (inter-breeding). They found the nearest zebras (or some other similar breed) and used hybridisation techniques (see gardening techniques) over many generations of the animals to get as near as they could to the original quagga.




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    2. Re:From the waiting-for-the-quagga dept. by Ravagin · · Score: 1

      Yah, that was one of the things the article talked about. An intriguing idea, though it seems that it would produce more of a "quagga workalike." If I may draw a computer analogy, it might be more like an emulator than an the actual OS... very close, virutally identical in appearance, but not exactly the same.
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  20. Cute isnt it... by Jainith · · Score: 1

    Cute little bastard isnt it...(just look at that Pic)

    HELL NO!!!

    Jainith

    Now if they clone one of the big ones the bengals or siberians then i'd be intrested...

    Beware (dog) Man eating Tiger...hehe

    1. Re:Cute isnt it... by Ravag3 · · Score: 1

      >:| The worth of an animal is inherent...not dependant on human perceptions of beauty... The inherent value of an animal that has become extinct is IMHO multiplied ten fold...new species aren't springing up like Linux distros you know!

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    2. Re:Cute isnt it... by Jainith · · Score: 1

      I know that, they are however in serious danger of becoming extinct...

  21. Fixing our Mistakes by GSearle · · Score: 2

    If this works, we could bring back many of the species that we drove into extinction through our ignorance. We are destroying the Earth with our technology -- we're learning this the hard way. We need to start using the technology to reverse the damage we have done, while learning how to eliminate the effects of our new knowledge on the environment. This is one start among many.

    1. Re:Fixing our Mistakes by A.+Aria · · Score: 1
      Actually, 99% of the species that ever lived went extinct before humans even existed.

      Oddly enough, I don't feel too much guilt about them.

      -A. Aria

    2. Re:Fixing our Mistakes by danderson · · Score: 1

      99% of the species that ever lived went extinct before humans even existed

      That _is_ an interesting statistic. Is there any proof for it?

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    3. Re:Fixing our Mistakes by squidfood · · Score: 1
      That's not really that important... extinction has been going on for as long as death (read: as long as life). If you count all the bacteria that have gone extinct in the last 4 billion years, no problem reaching 99%. Here's one good perspective. Try searching "Extinction rate" on Google for more.

      What matters is the difference in extinction rates. Are new species evolving faster than they are being driven extinct?

      Of course, none of this really has a bearing on whether we should save endangered species or not. The best policy may be to nuke the world, increasing the extinction rate and the new mutation rate at the same time. Forget bringing back one extinct species...let's make a million new ones!

      As others have said here, there's no natural reason to save species, clone, or not clone. The issue of saving species is one of self-preservation: we may need some of them one day. The issue of cloning is (to me) one of resources--are there better things to do with the laboratory space?

  22. Breeding population by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 4

    I didn't read the story very closely so I don't know if it mentions how many tasmanian fetuses (fetii?) they have. If it's a small number, though, this exercise is relatively pointless. Let's say it was one female and one male. They make 50 copies of each and breed the males with the females. The children of these parents will actually be genetic siblings. You don't want to interbreed siblings for well-known reasons.

    Two females and two males are only slightly better--the children will consist of three groups: full siblings, half-siblings and strangers. But the grandchildren will be (carry the one, add two) all full and half siblings? Anyway, you can see my point. They need a "breeding population of genetic samples" if they want to do more than a publicity stunt.

    I should also note that while the animal produced IS a tasmanian whatever, this extinction/cloning cycle will probably result in long-term speciation. That is, X years from now (for some X less than the "normal" amount) these tasmanians will be a different species than the original. Why? Because we chose a non-random sample AND subjected the new animal to new conditions (unless they plan on releasing them into the wild).
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    1. Re:Breeding population by dingbat_hp · · Score: 1

      You don't want to interbreed siblings for well-known reasons.

      If sibling tasmanian tigers are interbred, then they'll eventually form a different species.

      ...and Tennessee has always needed a tiger. 8-)

    2. Re:Breeding population by amsel · · Score: 1

      A little dose of radiation should give you the genetic diversity you're looking for...i.e., just using more technology to correct the mistakes we've made with our other technology when we were correcting the other mistakes we made when... :P

    3. Re:Breeding population by substrate · · Score: 2
      This isn't entirely true. There are endangered species that have recovered after dropping down to around a dozen (I saw this on National Geographic or some similar show, it was a US species of creature, I'm drawing a blank on the actual bird though) closely related animals.

      In the same show they talked about using the genes of close evolutionary cousins to reduce the potential damage caused by inbreeding. This would be key to making a viable species recovery from only preserved genetic material.

      If this reintroduction were successful (and a lot of knowledgeable people say it won't be, apparently DNA tends to fragment) the biggest problem will be, as usual, humans. Much like the reintroduction of wolves these tasmanian tigers will be mythified and vilified and hunted back to extinction by clueless farmers.

    4. Re:Breeding population by mr.ska · · Score: 3
      The children of these parents will actually be genetic siblings. You don't want to interbreed siblings for well-known reasons.

      Very true, and I considered that point as well, however, this excerpt from the article:

      Once DNA damage is assessed and repaired, the tiger's genetic blueprint will be inserted into the egg of a close relative, probably the Tasmanian devil or the numbat, another marsupial, for incubation.

      ...changes things. What do they mean by "repaired"? I can only assume they's splice in the DNA from "a close relative" to fix it. What does that do? Instantly you have different DNA. If they can do it once, they can do it again, and make many unrelated siblings that happen to be cloned from the same base genetic material, but with repairs.

      Of course, there's always the chance that whatever they "fix" will produce something other than the desired tiger. Very close, but genetically different. They will probably never succeed in bringing the tiger back, but they will succeed in creating a new breed based on the species' genetics.

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    5. re: Breeding population by nick_davison · · Score: 1
      There are still semi-frequent cases of alleged tasmanian tiger sightings and attacks. There was even a documentary screened on UK TV about a year or so ago on it.

      Granted, it's probably a case of imagination over fact. Then again, there are other species that were declared extinct around 1900ish that have proved to still exist the best part of a century later.

      While a single strain of DNA isn't enough for a healthy species, it might turn out to be the much needed additional diversity of an almost extinct species.

    6. Re:Breeding population by thogard · · Score: 2

      The breeding population is unknown. There is a slight chance that this thing isn't extinct yet, its just there have been no confirumed sightings since the 1930s. However Tasmania is a very rural place and there is the chance that some of these creatures are still there. I don't think most people in the world understand just how few people there are in some places in Australia. For example Cape Tribulation is a major town on the north east side (its on your maps). Its got a stable population of about 100 and has power till 10:00 at night. A days hike from there and you can be places where people haven't been in a very long time.

      Back to the Tasmanian Tiger.
      They aren't cats.
      The are marsupials and they were also known as the Tassy Wolf. The "Tiger" name was a result of their stripes.

      Marsupials have a number of strange breeding habbits. They can put their young "on hold" during times of little water and food. The time between mating and birth isn't a set time like almost all other animals. They young ones just stop growing for a while. All their young are born in a much less developed state than mammels as well. They also seem to have a way of laying low that can make some of them very difficult to find. Most Aussie animals don't have many if any preditors since the Tiger and Tassy Devil were about the only two that hunted larger animals.

      Wild dogs wiped them off the mainland less than 4000 years ago.

    7. Re:Breeding population by alleria · · Score: 1

      these tasmanians will be a different species than the original. Why? Because we chose a non-random sample AND subjected the new animal to new conditions (unless they plan on releasing them into the wild).

      Not to mention the fact that usually, cloning doesn't involve the original cytosol of an egg, so there would also be problems there, it seems.

      (Although it can probably be asserted that since we have other species of tigers around, using one of their eggs and its cytoplasm will be acceptable, if not optimal)

    8. Re: Breeding population by molog · · Score: 2
      This is quite true. I am from Vermont where the large cat known as the catamount, which is also the mascot for UVM, was supposedly hunted down to extinction. Back in '93 a small family of catamounts were discovered around Canon Vermont I believe. It has been a while since I have heard anything about it though.
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    9. Re:Breeding population by nobody69 · · Score: 1

      ...changes things. What do they mean by "repaired"? I can only assume they's splice in the DNA from "a close relative" to fix it

      Well, maybe, maybe not. If they get samples from lots of different fetuses, they might be able to mix and match ('Okay, this one has 4 good chromosomes, and this one 3 that ain't too bad...') to get a complete genome. Of course, this would reduce the genetic variability within the species, which is not good, but if we understood all the genetic interactions well enough (which we don't) we could probably force some substitutions that would add variability without screwing things up too much.

      Maybe, we should just go back in time and catch a few of these bad boys...

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    10. Re:Breeding population by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Buffalo's form a nice example of how a species comes close to the edge of extinction and then recovers.
      To get rid of those pesky indians the US government did all what it can to kill off buffalo's at the end of the 1800's. It worked so well that around the turn of the century only a couple hundred were left in the wild. (from populations of tens of millions in 1800)
      Today there are again thousands of buffalo's. But the species isn't as _pure_ as it used to be. There were two distinct species of buffalo, that had to interbreed to survive, which is why we now only have one, halfway between species of buffalo. And there's also the problem of breeding creating inferior buffalo's compared to the wild ones.
      So, while a species can survive, it can't survive unchanged. If there are close relatives of a species with minimal distinction it's pretty useless to try and bring back a species on the virge of extinction (or already extinct), because unless you track every single animal, and continually adapt the population using modern techniques, they WILL slowly transform into another species.
      Nature is designed in such a way that it changes to adapt to conditions. Humans are a condition. Some animals died because of that condition. Some prospered (especially domestic cats and dogs, which sadly are mostly inferior compared to the wolves and wild cats). It's silly to try and "undo" it because we feel guilty. If you commit a crime, you pay for it, end of line. The tasmanian tiger is gone, the original species of buffalo are gone. That's what life's all about.

    11. Re:Breeding population by Whelk · · Score: 1

      Of course there is the old fashioned style of genetic manipulation, selective breeding. If you clone X breeding pairs, then Y of their offspring will have a defect. Remove and repeat until you've bred out the more serious defective genes. After Z generations you should have a reasonably breeding population.

    12. Re:Breeding population by jafac · · Score: 1

      If they breed the siblings, then they can name them "Billy-Bob" and "Peggy-Sue".



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    13. Re:Breeding population by raphaelite · · Score: 1
      The lack of genetic diversity is definitely bad, but it is not a death sentence... current theory is that cheetahs survived a genetic bottleneck that may have been as small as just one pregnant female.

      You will get a very strong founders effect from a sample this small, of course... meaning that any problems in the genotype will be magnified and exaggerated. But if there aren't any lethal recessives, you could establish a breeding population, albeit one with persistent problems such as vulnerability to disease.

      (For more on the cheetah, see this natural history and this genetics discussion)

    14. Re:Breeding population by Reziac · · Score: 5

      Firstoff, animal breeding is my professional field, and after 31 years I think I have a clue:

      Someone says: "They make 50 copies of each and breed the males with the females. The children of these parents will actually be genetic siblings. You don't want to interbreed siblings for well-known reasons."

      You don't know what you're talking about. Firstoff, in animal husbandry "interbreed" means "crossbreed within the same general type". Frex, a crossbred dog would be say a Malemute and a Labrador Retriever (from two different breed groups entirely) and an interbred would be a Lab and a Golden Retriever (from two similar breeds, but still not a purebred).

      Second, what you meant, to wit "inbreeding", does ***NOT*** IN ITSELF ***CREATE*** problems, contrary to popular perception. All inbreeding does is *concentrate the genes you already have*. If they're bad you get worse results. If they're good, you get better results. If you want to find out exactly what genes are really present in your breeding stock, inbreeding will display both the results of homozygous recessives (such as most colours other than black) and the results of homozygous dominance (such as better muscling in beef cattle) much more quickly -- in one or 2 generations, with no GUESSWORK required. This applies to both positive and negative traits. The sooner you know what genes you have in your herd, the sooner you can breed for OR against that trait.

      Nearly all commercial livestock species have been intensively inbred for over 100 years, because inbreeding FROM SOUND DEFECT-FREE STOCK produces consistent, predictable, uniformly positive results. MOST animals in the wild inbreed to some extent, because they don't have any "moral" objections (they will cheerfully breed their siblings, in fact the tendency is to *want* to breed within animals that smell the same, ie. are closely related), and because generally there is not a lot of movement between population territories.

      The notion that inbreeding is automatically BAD comes from the fact that in animals with a LOT of genetic defects in the gene pool, such as humans, ANY time you double up on a set of their genes, chances are you've also doubled up on something Bad. The average human carries an average of 25 to 75 genes for LETHAL defects. The average dog carries for one or two. Beef cattle generally carry NONE. Wild animals, per observational evidence, tend to carry FEW or NO lethal defects -- because unlike with humans who have access to medical treatment, in the wild natural selection does its job: An animal with a defect doesn't survive long enough to reproduce; therefore defective genes tend to eliminate themselves.

      I'd say I was sorry about the long rant, but I hear these ignorant statements all the time and I get sick of it. I could draw an equally-valid analogy to the effect that the linux community is inbred and therefore defective.

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    15. Re:Breeding population by nomadic · · Score: 2

      You don't know what you're talking about. Firstoff, in animal husbandry "interbreed" means "crossbreed within the same general type". Frex, a crossbred dog would be say a Malemute and a Labrador Retriever (from two different breed groups entirely) and an interbred would be a Lab and a Golden Retriever (from two similar breeds, but still not a purebred).

      There's a difference between animal husbandry and genetics. I'm not sure what a "breed group" is, but I don't know if it's a genetic term; all dogs represent the same species.

      Second, what you meant, to wit "inbreeding", does ***NOT*** IN ITSELF ***CREATE*** problems, contrary to popular perception. All inbreeding does is *concentrate the genes you already have*. If they're bad you get worse results. If they're good, you get better results...

      How do you "concentrate" genes? Undesirable genes tend to be both recessive and rare; undesirable dominant genes are selected out rather quickly. By breeding two organisms that both have the same recessive genes, you have a higher chance of expressing these recessive characteristics. Contrary to your initial assertion, interbreeding DOES cause problems. Humans may be particularly susceptible due to the relatively close genetic relationship we have with each other, but it affects all sexually reproducing animals. To take an animal husbandry example, I know a lot of purebred dogs have heart and respiratory problems because of this. As for cattle, they are selected by breeders mainly for size over several thousand years, and by this time they have so many harmful traits that almost none of them could survive if released into the wilderness.

      The notion that inbreeding is automatically BAD comes from the fact that in animals with a LOT of genetic defects in the gene pool, such as humans, ANY time you double up on a set of their genes, chances are you've also doubled up on something Bad. The average human carries an average of 25 to 75 genes for LETHAL defects. The average dog carries for one or two. Beef cattle generally carry NONE.

      I'm very curious as to where you got these figures. The human genome was just now mapped (and that's just the gene's form, not their function), and scientists are discovering genetic causes for various diseases on an ongoing basis. How did you come to the figure of 25 to 75? Even if you mean lethal at birth or shortly after rather than during the entire lifetime, it still seems too small a number. And I don't know where you got the number from in the first place.

      OST animals in the wild inbreed to some extent, because they don't have any "moral" objections (they will cheerfully breed their siblings, in fact the tendency is to *want* to breed within animals that smell the same, ie. are closely related), and because generally there is not a lot of movement between population territories.

      Now this is definitely suspect. Just about every piece of zoological literature I've read on the subject (granted, they've mostly been about primates and other mammals, but that's what we seem to be focusing on anyway) says that animals are selected to look outside of immediate family groups for mates. The only time that animals tend to inbreed is when they are forced into it through non-typical situations (i.e. zoos and animal breeders). There is a definite evolutionary advantage in creating genetically diverse offspring. I think you're mixing up the idea of animal husbandry, in which certain characteristics are aimed for, and standard evolution, where characteristics are selected for not by any objective standard of good or bad, but whether they help an animal survive or not.
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  23. No need for Jeff Goldblum yet by SquidBoy · · Score: 2

    This is so not going to work. Sorry to be a nay-sayer, but cloning mammals is still very problematic in the best conditions.

    Dolly the sheep has been in bad health for a long time; and other clonings report similar results. Injecting DNA from one organism into an egg does not give the same results as natural conception; it appears likely that some DNA damage may be occurring.

    Also, the DNA by itself isn't sufficient to reproduce an organism: there are lots of proteins involved in reproducing DNA, and the environment in which the embryo grows is crucial. Even if we produce a clone of something, there's no guarantee it'll be an actual Tasmanian wolf; it might be smaller, bigger, whatever.

    No matter how you nurture the clone, it is not going to be in an authentic womb, and things like the oxygen and nutrient supply, hormones from the parent animal, the womb physiology and the gestation period will all have unpredictable effects on development.

    My prediction is that they will be highly unlikely to get any form of live offspring, but if they do, it certainly won't be a Tasmanian Wolf as your 19th Century hunter would know it.

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    1. Re:No need for Jeff Goldblum yet by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Even if the embryology is a little off, as long as the first one lives long enough to reproduce, it's offspring should be pretty darn close to the Real Thing, assuming the DNA is right.

      Does Dolly have any offspring? If so, my guess if that they're fine.


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    2. Re:No need for Jeff Goldblum yet by jafac · · Score: 1

      True, Dolly had shorter telomeres, and the associated "accelerated decrepitude" (shoulda named her "Sebastian"). However, the cloned cows in Japan are supposedly doing much better, and apparently have rejuvinated telomeres. My kingdom for a URL.

      However, I agree with the case of the clones not having the proper mother. In the case of Wooly Mammoth cloning, they could try for an Elephant, but the Thylacine doesn't have any very close relatives - what're they talking about anyway, a wolverine? Tasmanian Devil? Wombat?

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    3. Re:No need for Jeff Goldblum yet by tesserae · · Score: 1
      ...but the Thylacine doesn't have any very close relatives - what're they talking about anyway, a wolverine? Tasmanian Devil? Wombat?

      The story says Tasmanian Devil. BTW, while the TD and wombat are marsupials (like the thylacine), the wolverine is a mammal (IIRC related to the badger and weasels).

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    4. Re:No need for Jeff Goldblum yet by tesserae · · Score: 1
      You are of course right: marsupials are one (primitive) branch of the mammals. Must've had my brain turned off, so soon after lunch.

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  24. The Puss in Boots homepage by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 3

    ... is here. I kid you not.

  25. Re:fairy tale by Ravagin · · Score: 1

    Oh. Really? Wow. OK. Well done, that cat.
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  26. Previous /. stories by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

    ... about attempts to clone mammoths are here and here. The second one was the first /. story I ever read IIRC. That takes me back... :)

  27. An interesting idea... by Millennium · · Score: 3

    But I very much doubt this will work. The reason: there's only one tiger that can provide suitable DNA.

    The problem with this is that you can clone the tiger as many times as you like, but they all have identical DNA. That's what cloning is. For starters, that makes them all the same gender, but even if you overcome that barrier you still have inbreeding taken to its most extreme level. That would be even more destructive to the species than the unrestricted hunting of the past was.

    You could try engineering genetic drift into the species, perhaps, but there are two problems with that. First, expense. You'd have to make literally hundreds of clones, all of them different, to recreate the species at a viable level. Second, you have to map out the genome to do this reliably, and for that you need multiple specimens (which the scientists don't have). So all you can do is more or less blind guesswork (or at the least, really myopic guesswork).

    Then there's the woolly mammoth experiments, where they want to reconstruct the species by interbreeding clones with elephants. Again, interesting, but if you take this route have you really recreated the species, or just a fairly good facsimile? You've created something that looks like a mammoth, and maybe even acts like one to the best we can figure out, but is it really a mammoth?

    Yes, it'd be a nice idea to bring back extinct species, particularly the ones for which humanity is to blame for their extinction. But the fact is, there are things that, once done, just plain can't be undone. It's a shame, but everything, even science, has limits (maybe those limits are really, really high, but they exist all the same).


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    1. Re:An interesting idea... by EricLivingston · · Score: 1

      Well, remember that cheetahs are so nearly identical genetically that they may as well be clones, or at least one huge inbreeding experiment. The theory is that at some point in the past 99%+ of them were wiped out, but the stragglers were able to rebuild and now all cheetahs in the world stem from a very, very few ancestors - and thus they are all basically inbreeding. The question being studied with them is: why hasn't all that inbreeding debilitated the species?

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    2. Re:An interesting idea... by alecto · · Score: 1

      Especially when everyone knows that . . .

      . . . wait for it . . .

      cheetas never prosper!

      Sorry--I had to do it--a chessy Lion King reference and bad pun all in one.

    3. Re:An interesting idea... by jenzinas · · Score: 1
      "have you really recreated the species, or just a fairly good facsimile?"

      If the facimile is good enough does it matter?

      It worked for Linux.

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    4. Re:An interesting idea... by A.+Aria · · Score: 1
      If the facimile is good enough does it matter?

      The thing that bothers me is that scientists claim they want to do this in order to study a real, wild population. Sort of hte "Holy Grail" of people who study fossils -- the chance to really do an experiment for a change.

      They will try to draw conclusions, make and prove hypotheses and all sorts of things. But it won't be based on a real mammoth, just some wannabe mammoth.

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    5. Re:An interesting idea... by aiabx · · Score: 1

      >That would be even more destructive to the species than the unrestricted hunting of the past was.

      Hard to think of something being more destructive than driving a species to extinction. Unless it's driving them to extinction again, and again, and again!

      Or perhaps you are making a subtle philosophical point - better to never exist than to exist in an impure, unnatural form? That's a heavy philosophical burden. It's one thing to say "Your species will be dead because you eat my sheep". It's quite another to say "Your species will be dead because I feel you will be better off dead".
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    6. Re:An interesting idea... by Tassach · · Score: 1

      As the old saying goes, if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck...
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  28. Re:Here We GO Again by Floyd+Tante · · Score: 2

    I not sure we should go around resurrecting whatever species we feel like.

    But we are free to kill them off whenever we like? By your logic, we should bulldoze all hospitals and allow people with easily-treatable diseases to die.

    I am all for the protection of endangered species, but something about bringing to life what was history through science gives me that "Don't mess with the time-space continuum, Marty" feeling.

    For starters, this is science, not science-fiction. There is not time-travel involved. If humans killed a species off, why can't they bring it back?

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  29. This is the right thing to do by stevens · · Score: 4
    this isn't the right thing to do. Why? Because as much as we might like to, you can't turn back the clock - a principle made abundently clear by the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

    Actually, we can turn back the clock (i.e., bring back the tiger). You seem to be arguing that we shouldn't because we can't. That's just silly. We can and we will.

    Like it or not, life follows a plan, and once something has happened we need to deal with it and move on.

    Actually, there is no cosmic plan; we learn what we can about the world through own own brains and try to get along as best we can. And humans deal with nature not by adapting (in the sense of passive adjustment), but by understanding and adapting it to us. Tiger extinct? Let's learn to bring it back. Hell, we're close to bringing back the Wooly Mammoth from the last ice age, 10k years ago.

    Using science to figure out the universe around us is what we do. This is just one more example--and if it brings back a tiger, then it's a net benefit, so I don't see the problem.

    Steve
    1. Re:This is the right thing to do by genux · · Score: 1

      I believe there is no such thing as a God.

    2. Re:This is the right thing to do by Hard_Code · · Score: 3

      First of all there is the matter of a viable gene pool, as somebody mentioned. Either we just clone it with itself over and over and just have a freakish line of tigers with genetic problems, or we breed it with some close relative, thereby eroding its genetic uniquiness.

      That's besides the fact that its habitat has probably changed. Where would we put such a thing? What would it eat (rabbits maybe)? What would eat it? I don't see how bringing back a life form just to stick it in a cage so we can gawk at it a "net benefit". That's a waste of effort, and cruel.

      You're right, there may be no cosmic plan...but that doesn't mean there doesn't *have* to be one. We can make up our own, like: we shall not bring back the dead for shits and giggles. Just because we *can* doesn't mean we *should* (and this is in a totally a-religous sense). Arrogance of doing everything we could just because we could got us some of our major problems (antibiotic resistence? new diseases emerging from strange places, due to climate changes, and/or tampering with the environment). It is a very stupid mentality to think that if something doesn't hurt us today, we might as well do it. We should be thinking in decades, not weeks or years.

      And what friggen purpose (other than scientific study) would bringing back a *mammoth* have? What, let them roam the midwestern plains or something?

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  30. Not exactly Armageddon quite yet by theRhinoceros · · Score: 1

    Making a viable specimen of a Tasmanian Tiger in vitro wouldn't necessarily mean that they would be able to create anything close to a stable population, nor is it possible to say if the animal would be behaviorally viable, that is, be able to "act" like a Tasmanian Tiger. A significant portion of higher mammalian behavior is learned; any successful specimens from these trials would more or less have to "figure it out on their own." This does not point to any sort of large-scale animal repopulation possibility yet, so don't start flipping out over "Nature's Prime Directive" yet. If anything, this probably could lead to several laboratory specimens, even a small breeding group, but repopulating the wild would be a long ways off, if indeed it is at all possible.

  31. Cause havoc by funk_phenomenon · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't this cause havoc with the species? We are always so concerned with inbreeding and everything. What would creating one of these animals do? There would be no companions and they (or it) would be studied. Even if another clone was created it does not mean the beginning of the species again. At least some may have still been spotted in Tasmania.

    I say stop the nonsense. This isn't science, it's cruelty. Clone something that can have some use and let the memory of a human falacy stay. Some great way to satisfy human curiosity.

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  32. Cloning for the Layman... by TheLocustNMI · · Score: 1
    Oh God. I can't wait for the day when anyone can clone anything (only a few years off!). Just think. 70 years from now, scientists will find a Jerry Garcia beard-snippin' and the madness will start all over again.

    This brings me to another point. Who would you clone if you could bring anyone back? Like what would Lincoln say if he were alive today? I'm pretty sure it would be this:

    "AAAAAAAHHH!! GIANT METAL BIRD IN SKY!!!!"

    hehe.

    1. Re:Cloning for the Layman... by NOC_Monkey · · Score: 1

      Like what would Lincoln say if he were alive today?

      I'm pretty sure he would say either, "Why is it so dark in here?" or, "Let me out! Let me OUT! LET ME OUT!!!"

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    2. Re:Cloning for the Layman... by Jerom · · Score: 1

      Basically he wouldn't say anything much different
      from any other baby. His memories were not stored
      in his DNA you know.

      J.

    3. Re:Cloning for the Layman... by zenith744 · · Score: 1
      i'd so moderate this post up if i could...alas.

      the funniest goddamn post i've seen in a long time. thank you sir, thank you!

  33. Darwininan balance by elysire · · Score: 1

    I think the concern with upsetting Darwinism is pretty unecessary, since both technology and globalization have forever unbalanced any 'pure' form of evolution. Without freighters and airplanes, there would be no rabbit problem in Australia, no Dutch elm disease in the States, no zebra mussels destroying the foundation of our freshwater ecosystems. No chance that, with an appropriately engineered pathogen and a normal day of international air travel, a global epidemic could de-speciate the whole blinking planet at any given moment.

    But more importantly: human control of the biosphere is total. We could clone out a whole flock of sabertooth tigers and seed them over the planet with cargo jets...but the disruption to local ecosystems would still be minimal compared to other pathways of human intervention (habitat destruction, de-forestation, etc.) Other than the transient choas in the urban areas, of course.

  34. Revive the Tiger by schnooze · · Score: 1

    I disagree with the commentators above about the morality of reviving extinct species. Especially recently extinct species. Fact is, the biodiversity of our planet is been killed off at a breakneck speed, and it is creating all sorts of other environmental problems.

    For example, Tasmania (and the rest of Australia) has a real problem with rabbits. These were an introduced species which have run riot mainly because thier traditional predators don't exist in Australia. So would not reviving an Antipodean predator be a tentative solution to this problem?

    It's all to easy to say, well, we shot 'em out back in 1880 cus they was killing our sheep, but fact is, the thylacine is a native to the ecosystem there and clearly has a definite place within the ecology. Just because we're largely ignorant of what is is (mainly because we never bothered to find out!) doesn't mean that the position doesn't exist.

    We're all to quick to impose our view of the world and the functioning of its environment onto our long-suffering planet, but we clearly don't have any idea what we are doing and we are definitely going to suffer adverse effects.

    Greater biodiversity adds to the quality of our lives, not detracts from it. And it's our fault that species like the Tasmanian wolf were eradicated - don't you think we should at least make an effort to restore it if we can?

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    1. Re:Revive the Tiger by KingThor · · Score: 1

      I think you have a good point, but what I say is that re-introducing it is in itself messing up everything. We are forcibly shaping and sculpting everything. Its true that we are the ones the removed it in the first place, but now that its gone we are trying to through brute scientific force get that species back in the environment. However you have to question, what would have happened if the dinosaurs had never gone extinct? Dont worry about the rabbits, they are like us, growing to fill consume all the resources they can get their furry little claws on. when they're population goes into excesses like ours they start screwing up their environment (just like us) and will start ripping the land dry to survive (just like us) and once they have done enough damage to the system, they themselves will no longer be able to survive (again.. just like us) . Its a pity though.. those rabbits will wipe themselves out of Australia, us humans are working on a planetary scale.. but ofcourse, we _are_ humans, far superior to rabbits..

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    2. Re:Revive the Tiger by schnooze · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the question of actually reintroducing the critter back into the wild has come up yet - which might raise a whole new set of issues. But I am all for reviving it to study the beast, and attempting to understand its place in the greater scheme of things. This may entail reintroducing it into the wild - but really, that is where it belongs.

      I also suspect that the wilds of Tasmania are not so different nowadays to what they were 200 years ago, and there is clearly a biological niche for the critter. It's just empty.

      Clearly I'm not suggesting say, letting it run riot through the streets of Hobart, or Sydney.

      And if it had any sense, it certainly would stay well clear of Noo Yok!

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    3. Re:Revive the Tiger by thogard · · Score: 2

      Humans have been messing with Australia for about 40,000 years. One of the current versions of the history show that there was a huge wombat like creature that did a very good job of cleaning out the underbrush. Apaerently these things where as large as cows and would eat huge amounts of underbrush. The humans came along and had the giant wombats for dinner and then the underbrush built up and the massive fires started. The humans figured out that if they start the fires, more of them are likly to survive and they would have more stuff to eat. Some of the trees have adapted and now there are a few types that loose their leaves in the summer buring season and have leaves in the winter. Odd development for only 40k years.

      Australia is also home to the oldest existing rainforest. Some of the forests are millions of years old. It even appears that some of the existing rainforest would periodcly adapt to winters below the antartic circle.

  35. Ludds don't just fear, they also don't understand by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 2

    "...IMHO this isn't the right thing to do."

    "There are valuable uses for medical technology like this..."

    And just how do you think we are going to get to the point of medical technology without experimenting on animals? And what more dramatic demonstration can you think of than "resurrecting the dead"?

    But even the core of your argument "Like it or not, life follows a plan, and once something has happened we need to deal with it and move on." makes no real sense in this context. Tasmanians were part of an ecological structure. It may be that the structure no longer requires this element in which case we are OK. But it may be that the structure does (or will) require this element in which case we better get cracking.

    Consider your argument in terms of building materials: "So we lost a beam. Like it or not you can't turn back the clock--it's the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. Sometimes beams just break or get removed. It's all part of The Plan. There are valuable uses for construction technology in learning how to create new beams, but attempting to correct the sins of the past isn't one of them."
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  36. Why bring it back? by KingThor · · Score: 1

    I'm not trying to be anti-science here, but we all know whats going to happen to that poor creature once they DO bring it back. Regardless of the reasoning behind why they bring it back, its going to have a very miserable existence. First of all, the media and the businesses are going to go into a frenzy. The media is always looking for stuff like this. But the real pain is the businesses. Lets face it, just about everything is all about money. I can just see all these zoos and other buisnesses looking for ways to cash in on this new development. Secondly, do they plan to re-release this thing into the wild? How will they train it to survive? Or are they hoping that it will have an inbuilt instinct and know what to do? Chances are, most of these tasmanian tigers (atleast for the next 20 or so years) will be brought up completely in captivity. They will be put on display for people , thats it. Third. There was an article about this on another site (cant remember which, think it was CNN) , that mentioned that the scientist when asked if he was playing God, retaliated by saying we were also playing god when we wiped it out. I disagree, it has been the case through out evolution, that when one species got an upperhand on the others, it would multiply and drive the others to extinction if the others themselves did not evolve and adapt. I'm not saying that human extermination of all kinds of life is a _normal_ evolutionary process, what I am saying is, that human kind has achieved such a great advantage over the other species that this process of extermination can reach catastrophic proportions. It is just like economics really, think of all our species as competing for the resources of this planet, the biggest and baddest, loose to the smartest .. Its one thing to _conserve_ what we have, its another to bring back extinct species for the sake of monetary gain. I'm not gonna make judgements on if its wrong, but I think they are different agendas and will have different outcomes.

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    1. Re:Why bring it back? by Bucket58 · · Score: 1

      If you think you're smarter than a bear, let's put you up against one.

      You seem to imply that you want him to go one on one with a bear physically. Of course it whould kick his ass, my ass, and your ass, and probably all three of us put together, because evolution has made the bear bigger, stronger, and tougher than humans. But put one of us in a situation that allows us to use our brains, and we can either escape or kill it. That's what evolution gave us. Instead of making us the biggest, toughest and strongest, it made us one of the smartest. I'd use my intellect to pick up a gun, (which was also created by human intellect) and blast away. Someone who is more knowing of how a bear thinks would probably use that intellect to move away from it and escape.

      If your statement is also so true, how is it that in the human world the dumb people are reproducing like crazy yet the smarter people are not?? When it comes to humans, nothing about evolution has become natural or even applies anymore.

      Just because a person is dumb relative to the standards that we hold up for them to achieve to doesn't make them less suitable for comparisons with other animals. I'd imagine that the dumbest human would still be able to out smart other animals in many ways. You aren't much of a fan of the Darwin Awards are you? Granted, some of those stories aren't true, but the ones that are definitly show you that people still find ways to clean out the gene pool once in a while.
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    2. Re:Why bring it back? by KingThor · · Score: 1

      Killing animals for pleasure isn't just a human trait, cats do it too. They play and kill creatures with no intension to eat them. And you cannot deny my line of reasoning. You said "with this line of reasoning humans can kill any animal" .. well you answer that.. can they NOT kill any animal they please? "so if they can't figure out how to prevent us from killing them, screw them" . Exactly.. are they NOT getting screwed? "You forget that a lot of animals that we've hunted down to near extinction, we did out of petty reasons" .. yes but a lot of animals kill for the same reason. (see cats) And even if it were a strictly human trait, too bad for the animals, we have an advantage over them and unless they cant come up with anythign to stop us.. they CANT stop us. I can see that you have misunderstood the entire point of my comment. I wasn't justifying our killing off these animals, I was saying it is merely inevitable unless WE decide against it, cause there is NO ONE to stop us yet. "If you think you're smarter than a bear, let's put you up against one. " Yes.. I am smarter than the average bear. :) .. IF you do put me up against a bear, I wouldn't win, but I would not necessarily loose. there are ways in which you can fool a bear into thinking you are already dead and they leave you alone. Besides, you are talking about one brief instance of time in a special condition. How about, face me against a bear, give me 1 gun. Give the bear 10 guns. Lets see who wins. In the long run, and even in the short run for a majority of the situations, the smart do win the big and the mean. Let me ask you a question now. If you disagree with my statement, and that the biggest and the baddest dont loose to the smartest. Explain to me why the bear is an endangered animal and humans aren't? Explain to me how humans survived in southern Africa amongst Lions , hippos, rhinos, etc. ? Explain how the smartest creature on earth is also the strongest? About the dumb people reproducing like crazy and the smart people not.. I disagree, unless you are pointing toward geographic locations and racial traits. Which I assume you are not. Fastest population growth is in the underdeveloped countries, so .. the relation would seem that the under developed nations have the dumbest people.. and by the same assumption, Chinese and Indians would be the dumbest. Or okay, dumb Chinese and Indians reproduce the most, in that case, you are implying that MOST indians and chinese are dumb. I dont think so, and I think a lot of Smart people (in the developed world ) would agree with me. Also if you look at the way our species implementation of natural selection you will notice that the smart ARE the ones who get the most options/offers for propagating their genes. how? simple, women look among other things look for certain characteristics in a man, Success, intelligence and looks being some of them. The same is the case with men. Humans tend to search for these traits in the person they wish to procreate with. This "natural selection" insures that the genes of those with the best traits are passed on .

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  37. I misphrased by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 1

    I know about puss 'n' boots. What does it have to do with Tasmanian whatevers?
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  38. And in related news.... by ch-chuck · · Score: 4

    this technique is actually the scientific basis for the Second Coming

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    1. Re:And in related news.... by way2slo · · Score: 1

      You know, this reminds me of a Star Trek: TNG episode.... the one where Warf gets all religious and believes his prayers brought that Kilingon guy back from the dead.... what was his name... Que-less or something?

    2. Re:And in related news.... by twitter · · Score: 1

      You may bring back the body, but I don't think you can manipulate the spirit.

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  39. Breakfast cereal eaters beware... by zombieking · · Score: 1

    Now Kellogg's will be able to get their hands on this technology. Imagine a future where there is a Tony the Tiger on every street corner peddeling Frosted Flakes. (There GGggggreat!) What a scary future indeed...

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  40. Other animals by Spudley · · Score: 2

    Well, the Tasmanian Tiger isn't the only creature that they could use this sort of thing on. Over in South Africa, there's a painstaking project to re-create the Quagga, or Cape Zebra. They've spent the last ten years breeding regular zebras focusing on breeding animals with quagga-like traits, to get something that is as close as possible to what died out a hundred-odd years ago.

    There are a few quagga pelts still around the world, so what are the bets someone just goes and clones one, just when this project is about to get results. Hahaha!

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    1. Re:Other animals by radja · · Score: 2

      latest news on the quagga apparently is that it was a subspecies, not a species. I think they're already quite far recreating the quagga through normal breeding techniques.

      //rdj

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  41. What's left for God to do? by Builder · · Score: 1

    I guess he could play hide and seek with what DNA he doesn't want us to have ? ;-)
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  42. Wooly mammoth by The+Queen · · Score: 2

    Slightly OT here - does it bother anyone else that they're bringing back the wooly mammoth, a creature from the ice age, to the present, where the north pole is melting and the greenhouse effect is raising the overall tempurature? I can't do much but shake my head over this whole story...good breeding questions from you guys. One can only hope the professionals in charge have an answer.

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    1. Re:Wooly mammoth by w00ly_mammoth · · Score: 1

      does it bother anyone else that they're bringing back the wooly mammoth

      Doesn't bother me.

      w/m

  43. Plan schman by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    Yes you are a technology-fearing luddite - and with good reason, you see how it will mess with your silly religious-type idea of a "plan". Face facts - there is no plan. People killed the tiger, people are bringing it back. "We can't turn back the clock" hmm? Bull. And thermodynamics has nothing to do with it; nobody's violating entropy by cloning some usedta-be-extinct beastie. As to putting them back without public friction - that is the problem of the recreators, and I expect they'll work out a solution.

    IOW: Heck yes, we should "play god". Anyone who says otherwise is a silly superstionist.

  44. Say Cloning Is Sucessful - Where Is The Habitat? by cybrpnk · · Score: 1

    I think all of these cloning efforts for endangered / extinct species is great, but where are we going to put all of these newly resurrected species? A small team in a basement lab and a one-day media blitz makes for a feel-good story today, but who's going to pay for the thousands of acres these efforts will need for habitat to REALLY bring the species back? Slashdot runs stories for us geeks on cloning and Planet of the Apes movies, but I haven't seen any stories here about how orangs are about to go extinct due to the Indonesians destroying their habitat. That's the REAL problem /issue, and I sure don't know what the solution is - except maybe acceptance/ resignation that extintion isn't just forever, its inevitable.

  45. Jurasic Park? by DarthVdr · · Score: 1

    god creates dinosar, god desetroys dinosar, god creates man, man destorys god, man creates dinosar, dinosar eats man.... hello?!?!? did we learn *nothing* from mr. chrighton? if an animal is extinct, it's usually for a good reason.. ps- speel cheaker knot workeing.
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    1. Re:Jurasic Park? by jlouk79 · · Score: 1

      You got that one out before me dude I am thinking the same thing?? WTF is going on with that! Who is paying for this anyways?

  46. Re:The second law of thermodynamics by Talence · · Score: 1

    The energy of the universe is constant, the entropy of the universe is continuously increasing.

    Therefore we cannot post on Slashdot.

    Uhm.. why do I suddenly sense the universe folding in on itself??

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  47. Excellent points by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 1

    "No matter how you nurture the clone, it is not going to be in an authentic womb, and things like the oxygen and nutrient supply, hormones from the parent animal, the womb physiology and the gestation period will all have unpredictable effects on development."

    I was going to mention this same point and then it occurred to me: what about subsequent generations? If we can get the first generation out accurately enough then the second generation WILL have an authentic womb. Of course, the DNA damage problem still exists...
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  48. Re:Here We GO Again by Kailden · · Score: 2

    By your logic, we should bulldoze all hospitals and allow people with easily-treatable diseases to die.

    Keep in mind, humans in hospitals are either alive or in the grey zone between dying and dead. I don't think extinct qualifies as being in that grey zone. Being extinct means you are definitely crossing a threshold to reinstantiate thier life on earth again.

    And bridging over that "70-year hiccup" isn't that far from time-travel in the sense that you are assuming that all changes in the enviroment are trivial since the last time this tiger was domininate. What if the world has adjusted since then?

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  49. Re:buncha inbred kitties by Cosmicbandito · · Score: 1

    I'd have to agree with you. Everything I learned in my high school biology class indicates that you need a wide base of DNA to avoid all the problems that incest brings. Let's be honest, how many dead thylcines do they have just laying around to pull genetic matter from? not a whole lot I'd guess. And How large a population will they have to create to avoid inbreeding? Pretty large I'd say. Anybody know the mathamematical formula for this?

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  50. People are bad, mmkay? by vslashg · · Score: 4
    Wait. If our killing of the Tasmanian tiger was a natural product of Darwinism, then why isn't our bringing one back also natural?

    Oh, that's right, I forgot. If a beaver builds a dam, that's nature; if we build a hydroelectric plant, that's science. Humans are intrinsicly evil and have no place on this planet. [end sarcasm]

    All that's happened is that we've got a workable intelligence, so instead of creatures evolving to the environment, we're creatures changing the environment to suit ourselves. I still don't see why this kind of thing isn't considered nature. People seem to act like cloning is against the rules, to which I say, what rules?

    1. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by Sloppy · · Score: 4

      Heh, interesting. A beaver's dam is part of the beaver's "extended phenotype." Hoover dam is part of a human's (a group of humans'?) extended phenotype. Tasmanian Tiger, which used to be an animal all on its own and probably didn't do much evolving in the presence of humanity, will now also be part of human extended phenotype. That life form will be a manifestation of human genes that create minds that want to play God. Tasmanian Tiger, descended from apes.


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    2. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by Rader · · Score: 1
      good point. I'd love to see them evolve with a written language, etc, and they can talk about their history... They might have sketchy history B.M. (before man), but through excavation, etc, they might have fossils of themselves at museums. But then they could talk about the 2nd coming, A.M (after man) where the first one (a diety in their society of course) was engineered from man...etc...etc.

      After all, it's only a matter of time before we find out that the martians created Adam from genetically engineering him from a sample they found from before the big ice age. The garden of Eden was just a zoo.

      Rader

    3. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      "You cannot go against nature / Because when you do / That going against nature / Is part of nature too" -- Love and Rockets (I may be mangling that slightly, but I think it's still a great verse.)

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    4. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by ooky · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you are right, and believe it or not, as an evolutionary biologist I've heard that argument a hundred times before, and don't really disagree with it.

      However, just because anything we do do is part of our "extended phenotype" that doesn't mean we need to do it. I'd like to see our extended phentotype begin to include some foresight and understanding of what we do before we do it - that would be more impressive to me. Not that I think cloning this tiger is evil - far from it. I think it's (in the words of Ollie North) "a neat idea". But I just hate it when people use that same argument to basically say that humans should not check themselves in anything they do to the environment, other species, other races, etc. It wouldn't be unnatural (or unsmart) of us as a species to decide we have to take some fucking accountability for our "extended phenotype" as well as showing we can break things, but not usually understand them very well, how to fix them, or how important they may be to us one day.

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    5. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Its not so much that people are bad, its that we alter the planet in wholly unnatural ways. A beaver building a dam does disrupt water flow but it is something that not just beavers but all other species in the local ecosystems have adapted to over millenia.

      Humans have done it in a few centuries on scales that are beyond the capabilities of most species to adapt to and is many magnatude fold more disruptive and distructive than a beavers dam.

      You comment that all we are doing is changing the world to suit ourselves and that is correct but it is almost always that the exspense of another ( usually many ) creatures. And its not a position we should be in because we dont have the first clue how to manage biospheres/ecosystems. To date our track record has been horrible and shows our complete lack of understanding of all the mechanisms and feedbacks involved. ie the Biophere project. We're barely capable of managing an ant farm properly let alone an entire ecostsytem. That is the problem.

      This is coupled with our religous driven hubris that we are top dog, and we are the owners of all other species on this planet and thus have the right to do with them as we please. The fact of the matter is without technology we are not top dog, We're PREY! Our technology has not allowed us to avoid evolution but it has to some degree removed Malthusian pressures from us and generally eliminated our status as prey.

      Now as to cloning of a tasmanian tiger, since we were likely the cause of its unnatural extinction ( ie we hunted it to death not for food -- natural reason -- but for trophies and game, etc ) bringing it back probably is not really a bad thing from an ecostsytem point of view since ecosystem pressures were not what caused its extinction.

      However there is one problem. Since you only have one source of DNA the species will be incredibly genetically weak and thus vulnerable to disease and genetic problems occuring. Though this is seen is some natural species, cheatas for example comparitively they (tt) would be super weak.

      Nothing we have done recently is a product of natural Darwinism, we have created a none darwinian evolutionary pressure and that pressure is US.

    6. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by scotfree · · Score: 1

      Tasmanian Tiger... will now also be part of human extended phenotype

      heh heh...someone, Goethe maybe (?) has this idea that humanity kindof 'absorbs' the 'soul' or 'essence' of each species it makes extinct. I always though this was mushy silliness, but now I'm starting to wonder...

      ...of course, even if true, is it neccesarily a Good Thing? It surely doesn't justify or excuse the extinction. But it's tempting to see it that way...

    7. Re:People are bad, mmkay? by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      If you took away man's technology for a generation, he would be prey, but he would almost certainly live, because he would rebuild technology. He would figure out how to build a trap and a bow. How can anything that is made entirely from natural sources and is put together using natural forces, possibly be unnatural? Also, I happen to know for a fact that nature created intelligence so that we could clear up all her little mistakes like birds and insects.

  51. Who needs cloning? by dmuth · · Score: 3
    When a little body paint works much quicker! ;-)

    (Yes, that really is me, just last week, actually. If anyone wants the full exaplanation, feel free to write me for one.)

    1. Re:Who needs cloning? by kennedy · · Score: 1

      and the furs come out on /. ...

  52. The Value of Cloning by mattkime · · Score: 1

    For all those who are sayting that this shouldn't be done - it really isn't bringing back the tiger.

    First, it wouldn't create a large enough population to sustain itself. Second, this is a long way from introducing them to the wild.

    However, there is a value of preserving these creatures in captivity. Perhaps they may be particularly useful for studying a certain biological phemonenon. Outside of that, they should be preserved in recognition of the ultimate worth of biological diversity.

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  53. Vote for wether or not it should be cloned... by ThePurpleBuffalo · · Score: 1
  54. FYI by fleck_99_99 · · Score: 1

    The "Tasmanian Tiger" is actually not a tiger at all. It's more similar to a wolf.

    Confused me, too, but as long as it's a completely useless fact, it's worth memorizing since it could win me a game of Trivial Pursuit someday..

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  55. Life Follows A Plan by nick_davison · · Score: 1
    It has always struck me that "life follows a plan" is an argument that is always used by those opposing change, that somehow their view of the plan is the only correct possibility.

    If we're to take a pre-determinist view, the same argument, from the other perspective, is "life follows a plan - if we weren't meant to do it, we wouldn't have advanced to the point of being capable of it."

    Maybe it was meant to die out. Maybe it's meant to come back. Maybe neither's true. I'm certainly not the one to say, but quoting only one half of an argument doesn't guarantee you the correct answer either.

  56. Re:Ludds don't just fear, they also don't understa by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 2

    "Simulation?"

    How do you create a working simulator without any data on the actual processes?

    "Testing on willing human volunteers?"

    Logically impossible in this case. Remember we are creating clones. How do you obtain the permission of the human you are about to create? Or are you thinking that the clone and original are somehow the "same person" and that asking the permission of one gives the permission of the other? If so, I guess it would be OK if I asked one of a pair of identical twins if I can experiment on the other one.

    "Life is not like a plank of wood..."

    Yes it is. Hey! Making assertion without proof or reasoning is easy! I'm going to give up that "using logic and data" thing I've been doing.
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  57. Tasmanian Perspective by Basalisk · · Score: 5

    I live in Tasmania, and so I feel this is quite close to home. When White Tasmanians came here, there was a thriving population of Tasmanian Tigers, or Native Wolves as they were called back then. It was thought that there population could cope with the amount of hunting that was going on. However by the late 1890s, They were becoming scarce. They weren't as easy to find. The last of the species died in Hobart Zoo in 1936. It was thought that the Thylacine was extinct, as no confirmed sightings have occurred since then. There are many unconfirmed sightings every year. Some people think that there is still a small remainant colony in some parts of Tasmania, mainly the SW World Heritage Area because of it's remoteness. That part of Tassie is still very wild.
    The Thylacine would probably benefit from being ressurected. If there is still a wild group, this may help to boost their numbers. I think the tiger should be brought back, not just because it is an extinct animal, or possibly endangered (unlikely tho), but because it represents a group of mammals (I think is) unique to Tasmania, The Carnivorous Marsupials. Most carnivorous marsupials that developed on mainland Australia were squeezed out by the dingo, a close relative of the dog. The dingo did not reach Tasmania and as such its CM populations were left undisturbed. The Tasmanian Devil is also a CM. However the thylacine was the only active hunter. I just hope that enough genetic diversity can be found among the 'samples' to provide a stable population.

    1. Re:Tasmanian Perspective by goon · · Score: 3

      Here's some links.

      http://www.nt-tech.com.au/enright/images/b_thylaci ne.jpg - rock art (Kakadu National Park Northern Territory)
      http://www.nt-tech.com.au/enright/jimjim_falls_wal k.htm (source of above picture.)
      http://www.bio.flinders.edu.au/thyl.htm - complete skeleton (Flinders University South. Aus.)

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    2. Re:Tasmanian Perspective by memph1st0 · · Score: 1

      It's really good that we get to hear something from a Tazmanian viewpoint, since a vast majority of us have never heard of this creature before today. But I just have one thing to say:

      The dingo stole my baby!

      -=MeMpHiStO=-
    3. Re:Tasmanian Perspective by waxline · · Score: 1

      One may also wish to take note that before Europeans came to Tasmania, the island was populated by Tasmanian aborigines. Those Tasmanians were subsequently the victims of perhaps the only known 100% successful (successful?) genocide. If only we could bring them back too...

  58. Maybe it IS possible by thomasd · · Score: 1
    Inbreeding certainly is a bad thing. But the reason behind this is that most individuals carry some `recessive lethal' genes. That is, genes which cause no trouble if you only have one copy, but which cause problems (or even death) if you have two bad copies. Inbreeding increases the chance of combining a bad copy from each parent.

    In principle (given sufficiently advanced genetic technology) it might be possible to identify and eliminate the recessive lethal alleles from the tiger gene pool. It would then be safe for cloned animals to interbreed. Of course, this is still a long way off. But then again, I'd guess there's some way to go before technology is advanced enough to do this cloning, anyway.

    There's a separate issue, given a population founded from just a few individuals, genetic diversity will be extremely low, which could make the population rather vulnerable to environmental changes and disease. Again, this might not be an insurmountable problem -- it might even be possible to add some genes from closely related living species to some individuals, in order to boost diversity in critical areas (like the immune system). But once again, we're still a long way off.

    My two nucleotides, and probably completely wrong...

    1. Re:Maybe it IS possible by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 4

      In principle (given sufficiently advanced genetic technology) it might be possible to identify and eliminate the recessive lethal alleles from the tiger gene pool. It would then be safe for cloned animals to interbreed.

      I think that, in order to determine recessive lethal genes, you need to have a sufficiently large population ... currently , such genes are discovered through epidemiology ... so this process would be quite impossible.

      Anyway, the danger of cross breeding is to the immediate offbringing. After a few generations anyway, provided the first children don't die too early, the problem should go away.

  59. Re:It doesn't matter if you believe by SpyceQube · · Score: 1
    How insulting. You know, you could be wrong as well and end up in the Islamic hell. Then you will suffer for your beliefs.

    I feel no pity at all for you if such a thing happens, it would be quite a funny piece of irony.

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  60. Thylacine images by dingbat_hp · · Score: 1

    Go to the ARKive project and search for thylacine.

  61. Not with current technology we aren't... by Guppy · · Score: 3

    I think the article is a little vague about what we're actually capable of doing right now. First of all, all we actually have is dead, preserved tissue. Current cloning techniques need intact, living cells to serve as a nuclear donor. It sounds like what they want to do is sequence the Tasmanian Tiger DNA, and then clone (in a molecular sense) portions that can then be grafted onto the nucleus of a living relative, until you've reconstructed the Tasmanian Tiger.

    This means a massive, high-accuracy sequencing job (Possible, very very expensive--but the price is dropping), and the ability to insert large numbers of lengthy sequences in a targeted fashion (Barely possible, but currently not nearly feasible for a project this large).

    The replacement of Tasmanian Devil DNA (Or whatever species they start with) will almost certainly have to be done piecewise, over several generations of Devils. Current cloning techniques almost certainly will also be used, since you need to get those modifications into the germ line (There are other methods besides cloning from somatic cells, but they don't work too well).

  62. Why stop here? by thesparkle · · Score: 2

    Why stop with an extinct animal?

    Think of the ramifications and benefits of cloning extinct people as well?

    For instance, we could DNA from his now frozen brain and clone Hitler. We could then finally put him on trial for crimes against humanity during the war. Heck, we could televise it for ad revenue. Afterwards, we can have him put his face through a board at carnivals and allow people to throw pies at him.

    We could clone Jesus Christ from the Shroud of Turin and start a whole new industry recreating "What Christ Really Looked Like". Wow, we might possibly have to repaint the Last Supper and hundreds of velvet paintings in people's homes.

    We could clone up new versions of Alexander the Great, Augustus Ceasar, Ghengis Khan, and Abraham Lincoln and see if one of them would make a better president for the U.S.

    We could bring back Andre the Giant and the Von Erich brothers to kick all these new wrestlers' butts.

    Heck the possibilities are endless. Get writing your congressman and local cloning board!

    1. Re:Why stop here? by Reggyt · · Score: 1
      The thing is, its okay talking about bringing back extinct people, but we are not just plain expressions of our genes. We are also moulded by the experiences of living and the circumstances in which we find ourselves.

      My father, my elder brother and I are like peas in a pod. You can see the lineage when we are together, but we are chalk and cheese on many subjects. My father is 33 years older than I, my elder brother is 8 years older the I. But one could argue (and see) we a genetically very very similar.

      What I am actually saying is. If you could bring back to life historical figures, would today's environment form the same back drop and therefore produce the same characteristics that placed these people in the history books.

      I think if it were possible to do, it would actually be one *TOP* experiment for those of use interested in human behaviour, but alas the ethics commission would slay us first.

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  63. Re:Diff betwixt tasmanian tiger & devil by seanmeister · · Score: 1
    The Tasmanian tiger was a striped, carnivorous marsupial, driven to extinction about 70 years ago.

    The Tasmanian devil is Yahoo Serious.


    Sean

  64. Tasmanian tiger quicktime movie by LazyGun · · Score: 2

    here is a video of an Tasmanian tiger from 1933

  65. Re:Ludds don't just fear, they also don't understa by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

    How do you create a working simulator without any data on the actual processes?

    Because you know the principles behind it? This isn't guesswork you know. It's a logical progession of scientific knowledge.

    Logically impossible in this case.

    You were talking in general, so was I.

    Yes it is. Hey! Making assertion without proof or reasoning is easy! I'm going to give up that "using logic and data" thing I've been doing.

    Wow, could have fooled me!

  66. Human Nature by Kriticism · · Score: 1
    All this talk of bringing back extinct species to calm our collective guilty concience is all well and good, but eventually the question comes up. How can we use the creatures we resurrect? As things stand now, humanity is continually examining existing species in order to find things we can use (cold blooded, I know, but true). Who knows what medical secrets might be contained in the past? Heck, what about cloning plants?

    Besides, that also brings up the question of cross-breeding. Imagine crossing a Mammoth with a modern elephant. Forget the dog-sleds and mules. Give me a walking behemoth with a natural (well, sort of) winter coat!

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  67. Re:Ludds don't just fear, they also don't understa by FascDot+Killed+My+Pr · · Score: 2

    "Because you know the principles behind it? This isn't guesswork you know. It's a logical progession of scientific knowledge."

    I ask, for the third time, where do we learn these principles if not from nature? They are not obvious a priori. Cloning is an old idea but a new technology. Experiments must be done.

    "You were talking in general, so was I."

    Regardless, the fact remains that human volunteers for a full-clone-creation experiement are useless. Given that simulation is also useless (as shown above), please explain where we get the requisite DNA.
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  68. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Dan+Hayes · · Score: 1

    No, we're just not intelligent enough to understand His plan. These things happen for a reason.

  69. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Danse · · Score: 2

    This has got to be the most pointless circular argument i've ever heard.

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  70. Re:Prime Directive by packetgeek · · Score: 1

    Why would the SECOND law of thermodynamics be Natures PRIME directive? Well... Somebody was gonna ask!

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  71. I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by FreeUser · · Score: 3

    This Universe is Mine.

    I am God Here.

    I define superior morals as follows:

    All people shall bow down and worship Me.

    All people shall pay homage to Me, and believe in Me, despite the contradicting physical evidence I shall create to sow confusion in their souls. If they should question my capricious moods and inconsistent demands and proclimations they shall be cast into a dark, hot, fiery place, to be tortured for the rest of eternity.

    As God, My Superior Morals allow Me to take great delight and pleasure from this. Thou shalt not kill, but I'll waste as many of you little pricks as I like.

    As a final insult to the inferior beings I have created, I shall have sex with one of them (call it bestiality or incest, My Superior Morals allow me this luxury), cause her to have a child, who will suffer and be crucified, then later worshipped.

    However, since I have already commanded these inferior milk suckers not to have any other god before Me, and this includes My Son, they will all be damned for worhipping him, be it in place of, or simply in addition to, Myself.

    Damned if you do. Damned if you don't. And a damned fine way for Me to counter the ennui of endless time, being enterained by their pathetic efforts to satisfy my impossible demands, sqaundering their own pitiful and short lives in the process. Delicious irony and fantastic entertainment for the hosts of heaven.

    Now sing My praises, bitch.

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  72. Dumbest Idea Ever by Luminous · · Score: 1
    Okay, that is way overstating it, but the cloned animal, unable to learn behavior from its own species will never be the animal that once was. While I agree we need to spend every reasonable effort from protecting species from becoming extinct, the fact of the matter is, extinction happens.

    It'll happen to us one day. There are some hard questions that need to be asked such as where is this animal's habitat now? Has another species thrived in that area with this species absence? Are we sacrifing one species for the sake of another?

    There are many good cases for cloning, but to bring back an extinct species isn't one of them. A better use is to clone endangered species to increase genetic diversity.

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  73. Cloning extinct species by jabber01 · · Score: 1
    I don't think that they're doing it to repopulate the world with mammoth, but rather to see if they CAN bring a dead species back to life. Interesting question that brings up some interesting thoughts.

    They died out for a reason. Could they even survive now? They won't bring any of their diseases back with them, since that's not inherent in their DNS, but they may be easily susceptible to our diseases. Great potential value for immunology research, environmental adaptibility studies, increased knowledge of genetic engineering (insert link to spider-silk producing goats here).

    If we prove that we CAN do it, will we also prove that we SHOULD NOT have? If openning the Panama Canal had very dire consequences on the ecology of both the Atlantic and the Pacific, and introducing rabbits into Australia was a disaster, and introducing lamprey into the Great Lakes is a major problem, and dumping an exotic aquarium into a local lake is inviting trouble, and you can not transport live fruit to another country... What might the consequences be of introducing into the wild, an animal from a different millenium? What if, after successfully cloning a mammoth, we try the Velociraptors after all? Did Divine Providence remove them for a reason, so we'd have a chance?

    And, will the ability to bring the dead back to life make us more cavalier about how we handle our ecology? Will we be less careful with deforestation and developing the wet-lands because, after all, we now have an "UNDO" button? The government is storing seeds of our staple crops, just as they store printed materials in the LoC; just in case of a disaster. Will they also store animal DNA - so we can recover the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus after it goes extinct?

    And lastly, will this ability to rewind evolution encourage us to hack human DNA, and take human life more lightly than we already do because... Hey.. We can always reinstall the previous version of your child, since the upgraded 'genius-athlete' model developed cancer at the age of three.

    But, the problem is that for all the speculating we can do, we simply can not know the consequences without walking that path in rigorously controlled, laboratory conditions - to see what lies on the other side of the door. We need to do this; but we need to realize that we may not be able to close the door again, and so we should not open it unless we're willing to accept whatever comes through it.

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  74. Pleistocene Park, maybe. by Cain+Novocaine · · Score: 1

    The Wooly Mammoth was not a dinosaur.

  75. Tasmanian Tigers ... by fish500 · · Score: 2

    They're Grrrrreat!

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  76. Eating Out in 2010 by onion2k · · Score: 1

    Kentucky Fried Dodo anyone?

    1. Re:Eating Out in 2010 by hengist · · Score: 1

      I don't think you would want to eat a dodo, according to accounts from the time they were still alive, the meat was disgusting.

    2. Re:Eating Out in 2010 by onion2k · · Score: 1

      And this would be different to a well known fried chicken chain how?

    3. Re:Eating Out in 2010 by hengist · · Score: 1

      Imagine if they cloned a Moa - drum sticks the size of your leg, baby!

      Now, Moa must have been good to eat, they were all eaten by Maori after all...

  77. Re:Prime Directive by onion2k · · Score: 1

    What makes you think any humans would want to fuck with you? Onion

  78. Re:Evolution in a nutshell? by isil · · Score: 1

    well, we now have the cover animal for the o'reilly book. :)

  79. Nature's Law by Rubyflame · · Score: 1

    Well, the only real natural laws are the physical laws. Evolution is not a law but a pattern that tends to be produced by the laws of physics.

    We are breaking that pattern, but so what? Evolution is a very slow process. Genetic engineering can work much more quickly, even at its earliest stages as it is now. Were some global disaster to occur, we could repopulate the world within centuries, rather than the eons that it would take for "Nature" to do it.

    Also, as far as philosophical or moral issues are concerned, I think it's important to keep in mind that the universe is a natural thing, and man is a part of the universe. We are not some invading alien force from another dimension, so we are natural, just like the rest of the world we live in.

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  80. Cuteness, the almighty weapon by JCCyC · · Score: 2

    Bingo! I wish I had moderator points already. When people say how "vulnerable" the giant pandas are, I laugh. They're more powerful than white sharks. They have the ability to mesmerize the most powerful species on the planet into protecting them... all because of their appearance!

    1. Re:Cuteness, the almighty weapon by Golias · · Score: 1
      The Atlantic Monthly has a very interesting article this month (same issue that has the Napster story) about how there are people trying to reintroduce parts of Idaho and Montana with more grizzly bears!

      These are 500-pound animals that crave flesh, can break a moose's neck with one punch, can run 35 MPH, and can bite a half-foot-thick pine tree in half. Governor Kempthorne has said this plan may well be "the first federal land-management action likely to result in injury or death of members of the public."

      A popular bumper sticker slogan in the region right now is "Cage your Children. The bears are loose".

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    2. Re:Cuteness, the almighty weapon by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Well, obviously they are a huge threat to mankind, so they should all be destroyed. No question.

      I mean, they are the ones who are destroying our habitat, ripping down our houses, hunting us for fun.

      Anything that is not human must be destroyed.

  81. Not good or bad... just futile. by Bloodwine · · Score: 1

    Let's say we bring back the Tasmanian Tiger. What good would it do? Every species has a time and place... and the Tasmanian Tiger's time is over. Perhaps we could bring them back, but nature would have to adjust itself to accomodate the immediate re-entry of an old player. Other species may die off from being hunted by these creatures. We may even end up hunting them back into extinction again. Who knows what will happen, but who cares? Either way we have a delicate balance of species that will be upheld. We can bring back one species, only to kill off another. New species are popping up everyday and at the same time many species are dying off. One day it will be our time to die off as a species and have a new species replace us.

  82. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    I think I've seen you on an IRC channel somewhere :>

    I encompass all things. :-)

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  83. What are the religious implications? by Brain+Stew · · Score: 1

    Similar to the movie 'Dogma', where those two fallen angels couldn't undo what happened to them, because it would cause the whole universe to collapse. What happens when we bring back a creature that was supposed to be dead? Does that undo everything?

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  84. This is all nice and good... by danish · · Score: 1

    ...But can we use this to bring back the ThunderCats?

    Thunder-thunder-thundercats!

    Dear my! What are those things coming out of her nose?
    Spaceballs!

  85. Validation by TheNightOwl · · Score: 1


    Does anybody have a checksum algorithm for DNA?

  86. Tiger, tiger by bob_jordan · · Score: 2

    Tiger Tiger burning bright,
    Two left paws? Now thats not right!

    Bob.

  87. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Who are you to question the morality of a superioir being?

    IMHO, this is really where the alleged morality in religeon breaks down. When the God character rhetorically asked the Job character, "Where were you when I made the world?" the authors were copping out, because the only logical conclusion to be drawn from the story was that the God character was evil by man's standards. They couldn't figure out any other way to end the story, so they tried the "You just don't get it" angle.

    Ethical and rational humans simply must have concepts of good an evil. If a man's (even if that man is a believer in God) concept of good and evil is flawed, then that man must be wrong about some things. His senses are wrong, his logic is wrong, and his faith is wrong too. How can you, apparently a believer, say that anything is right or wrong (including cloning Tasmanian Tigers) when you yourself admit that you don't know what is right or wrong?

    If you can judge Man, you can judge God by those same standards. If you can't judge God, you can't judge Man. So what's it going to be: when you want to know if something is right or not, are you going to think for yourself, or are you going to quote what philosophers wrote thousands of years ago before even the most basic principles of the universe were understood?

    If God exists and created us, then he can do pretty much what he likes with us.

    Aha! Now I see where this is going... God created the ribosomes that transcribe genetic code triplets into proteins as a "technological device that effectively limits access" and humans that tamper with it, without authorization, are in violation of DMCA. (And when Watson and Crick reverse-engineered the genetic code, they were publishing God's trade secret.) But didn't He implicitly grant authorization when he sold--

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  88. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    No, we're just not intelligent enough to understand His plan. These things happen for a reason.

    Then you're not intelligent enough to understand His plan, and you are incapable of knowing right from wrong. So what is your basis for ever objecting to (or supporting) anything?


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  89. Clone the Tasmanian Human by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    If I am not wrong, the first population of Tasmania (similar to Australian Aboriginals) was massacred / died from illness totally after the arrival of white colonists.

    It is one of the best cases of a human population totally exterminated not leaving even mixed-race descendants.

    Maybe you could clone some old Tasmanians.

    Am I wrong?
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  90. Re:Here We GO Again by Rader · · Score: 1
    Well, actually I think that with the limited understanding we have with math, and already theories proving extra dimensions, etc, etc, that maybe someday time travel will be involved.

    And we'll have to ask the same questions. So I think tampering with genetics, bringing back extinct species ranks right up there with time travel issues too. (It's just that one came before the other).

    Rader

  91. Why release it to the wild so early? by OldHorton · · Score: 2

    Odds are if these scientists revive this species, they will eventually send them to various zoos. Imagine the turnout any zoo will have if they display a Tazmanian Tiger! Who in their right mind would miss something like that? It would be the most popular zoo animal ever. If a zoo nearby had one, I'm certain that anybody that has ever seen that famous black and white footage of the last one in the cage would make it a point to see one live.

  92. Re:Cosmic Plan by Tiny+Ant · · Score: 1

    There is a cosmic plan.

    Existance of such a plan was confirmed by Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode 1 as he tested out his pod racer.

    "It's working!"

    Obvious reference to the grand cosmic plan, as if he couldn't win the race, he wouldn't get off the Tattoine, become a Jedi, turn to the Dark Side, and turn back again.

    Part of the grand cosmic scheme.

    The tigers part, was to be killed off, and then a preserved fetus would garner up the DNA to start a new strand of the tiger.

    That is the plan. Always has, and always will.

    Wolly mammoths will prove to be a folly. The plan is for them to come back, and then not procreate as they can't adjust to the changes in the earth since their time. Within 10 years all wolly mammoths will be again extinct. Man will not pursue the dinorsaurs in seriousness. It's not in the plan.

    Full copies of the plan are available by contacting Cosmic Plan Publishers, and requesting "The Cosmic Plan: a visionary record of the past, present and future." Volumes 1 to 7,000,000,302 are currently in stock. Volumes 7,000,000,303 to 7,000,000,305 are temporarily out of stock (shortage is explained fully in volume 3,396,128)
    Prices and full ordering details are explained in volume 1.

  93. What once was lost, now is found.. by PanDuh · · Score: 1

    Yep, the Coelocanth, a giant prehistoric fish that was once considered extinct was found to be very much alive in the 1930's. Same thing could happen again to any number of extinct animals.

  94. Correction by kronius · · Score: 1

    Correction: we upset their environments with great care.

    I'm sorry, but if building a Best Buy causes the spotted owl to go extinct, then see-ya-later spotty! It isn't our job to make sure that the spotted owl, or any other animal for that matter, lives forever.

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  95. Much Needed SouthPark Reference by xianzombie · · Score: 2

    Does this mean we can now splice a pig's DNA with that of an Elephant? You know, like a pot bellied elephant you can keep in the house?

    1. Re:Much Needed SouthPark Reference by bjrubble · · Score: 1

      Screw that -- I want a monkey with five asses!

  96. No Tigers please, we're hungry... by cqnn · · Score: 1

    If these biologists are going to insist on bringing animals back...
    why can't they start with the tasty ones?

  97. How do you offend an atheist? by kronius · · Score: 1

    Atheists are pretty much impossible to offend because they don't put faith in myths and fairy tales. Religious people get offended almost as a type of instinctive response to having this fact pointed out to them.

    Call a theist's beliefs silly and he will get offended. Call an atheist's beliefs silly and he will laugh.

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    1. Re:How do you offend an atheist? by kronius · · Score: 1

      I rest my case.

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    2. Re:How do you offend an atheist? by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      That's true, except to the extent that it's completely ridiculous :-) Everybody gets offended when you attack their beliefs. Some people don't let it show, and your views about god don't really affect that.
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    3. Re:How do you offend an atheist? by kronius · · Score: 1

      I disagree. You never have to worry about offending anybody talking about scientific theories. Why is it that you have to watch what you say when you talk about relgion? Because when your beliefs are founded on empirical evidence, you tend not to get upset when someone says they disagree.

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    4. Re:How do you offend an atheist? by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Love the Steve Taylor quote in your sig, BTW ;-)

      "God does not exist" is not founded on empirical evidence.

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    5. Re:How do you offend an atheist? by daala · · Score: 1

      I don't think that is strictly true.

      I know that my old Physics teacher would have been offended if you had of told him some of the more colourful views in philosophy extending to the formulation of empirical evidence and how we go about looking for patterns as a natural extension of our African Savanah Scrub mentality. I did this once and he was reduced to calling me a narrow minded ignoramus

      Go tell the people at SETI that their search for extra-terrestrial life in the present way they are trying to achieve it is fruitless and you will get the same response.

      Shit I have heard about Stephen Jay Gould becoming irrate about people questioning his theories on punctuated equilibria (or is it 'um, my parents attended his address and where quite embarrased by this turn of events) Carl Sagan in his irrate but rational tirade against Velikovsky. Go hang out at www.csicop.org if you want to see what I mean (I am a skeptic by the way but not one reduced to lampooning others)

      Anyway's I have also known plenty of atheists who get upset at having their views questioned. Everybody has a reality tunnel that (to borrow an idea from Robert Anton Wilson) that if pierced tends to bleed profanities and insults

      Just my 2 cents worth

      Hail Eris!!

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    6. Re:How do you offend an atheist? by kronius · · Score: 1

      I know I'm posting late and you'll probably never read this, but what the hell...

      Look, I'm not saying that Atheists are super-humans that are completely devoid of any imperfections. Of course, like anybody else, these people get angry. I just see a difference between getting offended and getting angry. I could see an atheist getting angry or frustrated at someone's apperent 'ignorance' or 'stupidity', but I can't see an atheist getting offended because someone has insulted their belief system.

      No one ever prefaces a scientific discussion with a disclaimer like "I don't know what theories you subscribe to, but I am sure there is no ether." If you're talking about religion, though, you are expected to be more careful.

      You guys are probably right, I'm sure there are Atheists out there that get offended when someone insults their beliefs.... That is ridiculous, though.

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  98. Re:It doesn't matter if you believe by SpyceQube · · Score: 1
    "Look, if God exists he also defines what is right and wrong and there's no way around that."

    Hell of a presumption. That should read "if the christian God exists he also defines what is right and wrong and there's no way around that." Hindu gods don't define what is right and wrong, the deist god does not define what is right and wrong. Other gods, like the Islamic one, have a different definition of right and wrong.

    Also, acording to Christianity there is a way around it; simply beg for forgiveness, get baptised, or go to confession depending on which sect you believe in. All your actions right or wrong will be forgiven by your kind and mercifull god. Handy way to excuse acting like a total shithead.

    "We are not in a position to judge him."

    Speak for yourself. Even if it was shown that the god of the christians exists I would still spit at the twisted nasty piece of work that he is. The christian god is a god of slaves, I am a free man and will not bend knee to any tyrant; mundane or divine.

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  99. But it won't *be* a Thylacine... by ChaoticCoyote · · Score: 1
    An animal is more than the sum of its genes; beyond the most ruidmentary creatures, culture plays a critical role in molding a living being. We've proven this in captive-breeding programs, where human-raised animals fair poorly once they are introduced to the real world.

    Will the Thylacine know how to hunt or raise its young? For that matter, do these biologists have the DNA to make enough males and females to forma viable breeding population? Do they even have DNA for both sexes?

    The poor creature will end up a scientific curiousity, an example of making something sheerly because we can, and not because we have a goal beyond demonstrating our own self-importance.

  100. Not a can of worms at all by Zach+Frey · · Score: 2

    (sigh)

    Here we go indeed, with the same tired old "science will invalidate faith" schtick ...

    If we can bring back a certain species of animal then what role does God play?

    The same role He plays and always plays. This is a non-sequiter -- the same question could be asked (and probably has been on Slashdot) about any technological innovation: the computer, the Bomb, antibiotics, all the way back to fire and the wheel.

    Think about it, religion is about God making all of the decisions, who lives, who dies, what species keeps going, what species becomes extinct, etc.

    "Religion" in general is not about such things. There are a whole host of religions which don't postulate an omnipotent deity.

    That said, Christianity does believe in an omnipotent God (as do Islam and some strains of Judaism, but I'm not as familiar with them). But all you've managed to do is to rephrase the old "omnipotence of God / human freedom" paradox that has been well-chewed by theologians for millenia now. Nothing earthshattering there.

    If we start making these decisions the people that spend every sunday in church will have to look at things differently

    Hardly. The fact that people have the ability to effect real changes in the world is hardly news to Christianity. Cloning the Tasmanian Wolf from fossil DNA is just one more example of cleverly pushing matter around in new ways, but hardly a challenge to God's omnipotence or to the Christian faith.

    But scientists, who ought to know
    Assure us that it must be so.
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    What nobody is sure about.-- Hillaire Belloc
  101. Where did your argument go? by kronius · · Score: 1

    Your argument was much more persuasive before you started preaching:

    Times have changed, and there isn't a place for the tiger in modern Australia - shown by the fact that it was a dangerous menace which was hunted in the first place. Even if these scientists manage to recreate a viable population of them, where are they going to go? Back into the wild where circumstances will echo what happened in 1888?

    That was your original argument...what happened to it?

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  102. Re:People are bad, mmkay? (you got it all wrong) by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    Our killing of TAZ was *not* part of a natural Darvwinian process. Human beings are no longer part of the nature. They often kill just for the fun of it. Eventually they'll destroy all life on the Earth and themselves in process. I'm sorry to say that but even Linux won't survive.

  103. Re:OT: Grizzlies != Black Bears by Golias · · Score: 1
    most bears in general prefer vegetation and fish to eating meat

    This is true of Black Bears, many of which I have seen close-up in the North Woods of Minnesota. Beautiful creatures. Of course, they are still wild canine animals and every couple of years a human is attacked by one, but aggression by most types of bear is a very rare occurrence.

    Gizzlies are different. They LOVE meat. Ask Bert Guthrie, who lost over a dozen sheep to ONE BEAR over the course of a few short nights (until it was finally captured). Some were eaten, some were just playfully swatted to death and left bleeding on the ground... not even killed for the food, just for the hell of it.

    Ask the family of Craig Dahl, and experieced woodsman who was killed an eaten by a grizzly two years ago.

    Grizzlies are fast, huge, strong, with powerful jaws, claws that can get up to six inches long, and can be just plain mean. They prefer scavenging flesh that is dead already (they are drawn to the smell of rotting fat faster than anything), but they must eat about 60-70 pounds of food a day prior to hibernation. You can't get that kind of food intake from blueberries and rock bass.

    Defending against an angry grizzly is almost futile. Shoot one with anything less than a deer slug to the brain, and you will most likely die before it does, because a grizzly that is shot in the body will continue to try to kill you until the flow of oxygen to the brain finally stops.

    You obviously know a fair ammount about bears, but you do not appear to be aware of the traits that makes the grizzly much more dangerous than her genetic cousins.

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  104. The sleestack come before us... Re:Great news by squidfood · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's the really interesting thing about evolution, it's really a giant game of level-N mediocrity. And there's no way to know what the "right" level is to play on.

    If you're an individual parasite or germ, you win by reproducing. But if you reproduce too much, you kill your host before your children can jump to a new one and... you lose. If you're an elephant and you eat some trees, you win, but if your herd eats all the trees before the drought... you lose. If you're a human and you hunt some game, you win, but if you kill just about everything, well...

    These days, ecologists thinking beyond "charismatic megafauna" (like pandas and whales) haven't really agreed on how to prevent humans from losing, or even, what winning or losing entails.

    As a stopgap, many people have come down on ecological diversity with the general idea, if we don't know what we're going to need, let's keep as much as everything possible around.

    Problem with cloning and sticking things in is: any time big changes happen (hurricanes, volcanoes, humans killing things, humans adding new species to an ecosystem) things tend to get simpler and less diverse for a while. If these happen regularly on a long term scale (like hurricanes) this lower diversity on one scale can lead to more diversity on a larger scale (there's that level-N thing again). But if not, things get more screwed.

    So, the question is--- is the "natural Darwinistic act" of an intelligent species evolving and destroying things before going extinct something that happens every several millioin years? If so, no problem! First the sleestack, next us. I think the crows are next in line. They look like they're bored, overly smart, and waiting for something.

    1. Re:The sleestack come before us... Re:Great news by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 2

      If you're a human and you hunt some game, you win, but if you kill just about everything, well...

      Then you had better be a good farmer.

      So, the question is--- is the "natural Darwinistic act" of an intelligent species evolving and destroying things before going extinct something that happens every several million years? If so, no problem!

      There was a science fiction story a while back (~1975?) about time travelers who went back to try to determine what killed off the dinosaurs... what they found was small raptor-sized super-intelligent creatures with hunting rifles and nuclear weapons. The images fueled a lot of nightmares when I was 12.

      First the sleestack, next us.

      Similar. Check out HP Lovecraft's The Nameless City for yet another description of lizard-men whom evolution dealt with harshly... in TNC, they seem to be returning for a second act. Regardless, it seems to be a common theme in literature: the most terrifying creature is one that thinks, and the second most terrifying creature is one that is almost human. Combine the two abstractions and you get monsters like the lizard people/flying monkeys/slant-eyed hairless aliens depicted in everything from Oz to V to the X-files.

      Rev Neh

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    2. Re:The sleestack come before us... Re:Great news by squidfood · · Score: 1
      >>If you're a human and you hunt some game, you win, but if you kill just about everything, well...

      >Then you had better be a good farmer.

      I've always found it interesting that the U.S. definition of a national park is one with old-growth forest, while in England, a national park is most likely to be an old, farmed, hill covered with sheep...

      There's no reason to call one less natural than the other, except for aesthetic reasons...

      Mind you, aesthetically, I don't want to end up in a world of blue-green algae and yeast vats (aka Asimov's Caves of Steel or PKD's Do Androids D.O.E.S.). You know, that environmental degradation in "Androids" that didn't make it into Blade Runner (except for some nice visceral power-plant-images) -- the human desperate need for animal companionship...

      It's interesting, the revulsion to the "almost human" thing... it's probably why I find some of the current computer-animated-human cartoons spookier than the more "cartoon like" ones...

    3. Re:The sleestack come before us... Re:Great news by squidfood · · Score: 1

      I have the coolest userid#.

      Until you remember that 1+4 = 5 and -4+9 = 5 and 2+1+2 = 5...

      The Law of Fives is never wrong.

  105. Re:OT: Grizzlies != Black Bears by Golias · · Score: 1
    By the way, playing dead is one of your best defenses against any bear that takes an interest in you, so you were pretty smart to do so. If they are starving, they might decide to eat you, but otherwise they will probably either ignore you or drag you off somewhere to eat later. In any case, your chances are much better if they think you are already dead.

    If a bear is interested in your campsite, but not you specifically, you can sometimes scare them off just by making a lot of noise. Most species of bear prefer to avoid confrontaion with something that sounds dangerous, and banging on your pots and pans makes you sound pretty fierce to them.

    Better still is to not get them interested in the first place. Don't keep food in your tent in bear country. Hang your food pack in the air (but not close to a tree, some types of bears are good climbers), and don't leave greasy or dirty pans lying around.

    I know of a chef in Babbit, Minnesota who lost half his shed because he was storing a vat of cooking fat in it. A bear came into town during the night and ripped the wall off the shed to get at it. Even with no wind, they can smell stuff like that from miles off.

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  106. From an extinct mammal's perspective.... by w00ly_mammoth · · Score: 1

    I know a bit more about these things, as it's not just esoteric speculation, but a matter of life and death for me.

    ...to what extent do you repopulate the wild?

    As much as possible. As soon as possible.

    Do you produce three or four for display in zoos, or do you reproduce millions of them (a la the Passenger Pigeon) to put them back into nature at the levels they once were?


    I find it quite insulting that people think of putting wooly mammoths in zoos as some kind of dumb animal. You fools! Once my kind was the ruler of the Siberian wilderness. I would honk, and thousands of reindeer and assorted Russian nomads would scatter in all directions. Those were my days of glory.

    Alas, these days I lie in old caves being thawed by hair dryers and endure comments about "wooly mammoth cloning". A mild curiosity for bored geeks, paleontologists and genetic engineers with research grant money and no projects.

    This does, of course, assume that the cloning works perfectly.

    I hope so, for your sake....

    don't worry about killing off endangered animals, because "they" can always make more!

    This is supposed to be some kind of clever punchline, right? Another jibe at the old endangered/extinct species.

    Oh, pardon me, Mr. human sir, you talk of "they", but exactly how do *you* people "make more"?

    It might do more harm than good in that respect.

    Based on past history, I think worries about endangered species overbreeding are vastly exagerrated....

    In any case, all I'm saying is - give us a chance! Wooly mammoths can be quite amazing and wonderful creatures, which can bring back excitement into this dull post cold war era. Just imagine the merchandising possibilities!

    * Cute cuddly wooly mammoth bears will give a run for the money for the stupid Winnie the Pooh monopoly.

    * McMammoth Meal - buy one, and bring back a mammoth to life!

    * Godzilla vs. Wooly Mammoth.

    * Gamera vs. Wooly Mammoth (well, you get the idea).

    I sincerely hope you will overcome your fear and/or condescending mild curiosity about cloning extinct mammals. In my case, there are many reasons why it's a good idea. If you still have doubts, what can sum it all up and make it worthwhile to unleash the wooly mammoth? One word - wool.

    w/m.

    1. Re:From an extinct mammal's perspective.... by Ektachrome · · Score: 1

      I got one thing to say; Who CARES!?!?! What did the tasmanian tiger do for me? (ooohh, what a pretty coat you have my dear.) I say, if it lands on me, bites me, sneaks up and scares me, or is cute and or fuzzy(i.e bald eagles, and umm... those other critters...), (oh yeah, if it slithers or crawls) then I'll stomp and fight to make sure I get more air than those critters do... "screw the dolphin, save the Tuna!!!"

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  107. Re:What ever happened with the wolly mammoth clone by w00ly_mammoth · · Score: 1

    Hmm...and it worked.

    w/m

  108. Re:Thanks for clearing that up... by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1
    From Encycloped i a Britannica
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    carnivore

    a member of the mammalian order Carnivora, literally "meat eaters." The order Carnivora is composed of 10 families of primarily predatory mammals: the dogs, foxes, wolves, and jackals (Canidae); bears (Ursidae); raccoons and pandas (Procyonidae); weasels, skunks, otters, and badgers (Mustelidae); genets, civets, and mongooses (Viverridae); hyenas (Hyaenidae); cats (Felidae); sea lions, or eared seals (Otariidae); earless seals (Phocidae); and the walrus (Odobenidae). Although the term carnivore can be applied broadly to any meat-eating animal, including mammals in other orders such as the otter shrews (Insectivora) and the Tasmanian devil (Marsupialia), mammalogists generally use the term in this more restricted sense. Most members of the order are in fact meat eaters, although some ursids, procyonids, and canids rely heavily on vegetation, and the giant panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) lives almost entirely on bamboo shoots.

    Marine carnivores (the three families of pinnipeds, or seal-like forms) are found in all oceanic waters and along the coasts of all the continents. Terrestrial carnivores are native to all continents but Antarctica and Australia, although the dingo (Canis dingo) was introduced to the latter during the early Aboriginal invasion.

  109. bang! by spasm · · Score: 1

    Uhh.. the reason tigers got hunted to extinction was a bad habit of eating introduced species (sheep etc) essential to the economic survival of the most recent wave of immigrants (europeans). Tigers were basically shot on sight by farmers.

    I'm gonna be curious to see what happens when someone starts releasing cloned tigers back into the wild & the buggers start getting into the sheep again. The farmers still have guns..

  110. Re:buncha inbred kitties by Tassach · · Score: 2
    The only problem with a small gene pool is that there is a higher probability that undesireable recessive genes are reinforced. Virtually all domestic animals have been bred up from a small gene pool. Bad genes tend to hang around longer in domestic animals because humans ensure that the animals breed, regardless if the animal could survive in the wild or not.

    As an example, the Scottish Fold breed of housecat all trace their ancestory back to a single cat with a mutant gene that gave it folded ears. The breed was propagated by breeding that cat's kittens with their own siblings.

    A small gene pool isn't going to be a problem for a resureccted species. By keeping the animals in captivity for several generations before releasing them into the wild, you can clean up their genotype by ruthless culling of each generation to eliminate bad recessives. This is simple animal husbandry as has been practiced since before recorded history. The only thing that's different is the particuar characteristics you are trying to conserve and the ones you are trying to eliminate.


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  111. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 2

    IMHO, this is really where the alleged morality in religon breaks down

    Read Heinlein's Job (aptly titled) for an interesting, witty exposition of the same concept you're expounding on here. RAH's deus ex machina ending is one of the best I've ever seen. Hint: he answers the question "who judges God?".

    But didn't He implicitly grant authorization when he sold--

    NO CARRIER

    You've gotta be careful when dealing with irrational deities. This reminds me of the wonderful lovecraft fanfic quote: "What a useless scroll... all it says is Hastur! Hastur! Hast- aaaaaargh!"

    Can't remember where I saw that, unfortunately...

    Rev Neh

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  112. What fun..... by ins_novelhandle_here · · Score: 1

    Lemme rant a little here: I really love when slashdot has "News For Nerds" and not "News for a subset of nerds concerned with Linux and Open Source; who probably would prefer going to freshmeat where they can get there news AND the newest software in one package";). BUT I guess if there's not enough pan-nerddom news, you've gotta fill it with something; why not linux, huh? >sigh
    What? Morality? Oh, right... there's an ethical reason why we should or shouldn't do something... that's a good one; forget logic, forget science... bringing back an extremely unique (well, can something not exist and be unique?;) species which *we killed off in the first place* (how's that for you ethics; the least we could do is bring them back) would be absolutely horrible. Why? It's unETHICAL! Riiight;). Wake up; even if it *is* (how, don't ask me), people do unethical things all the time... this, in my opinion would be a more desirable "unethical" thing than adultery or genocide or getting on Napster;).

    "Ooh!! Oooh!! Jurassic Park! Nooo.... baaad!" What, are we going to be overtaken by marsupial wolves? (I'd like to point that out: they were more closely related to canines than felines, in a sense). Oh, gosh darn, no! NOT MARSUPIAL WOLVES! C'mon, folks... get real; we seem to be alright with the wolves running around now...

    The darwin arguments are cute... really. Philosophy's a good time-killer, but save the science for the scientists guys;). Darwinism is a (albeitly very good) *THEORY*, for one. For two, it's usually applied to species who survivability depends on *adapting to their environment* ie- ANIMALS. People *adapt the environment to themselves*...
    It may seem like splitting hairs, but Darwin's main point in his work stated something along the lines of, "Better adaptations are survived in the offspring, and gradually the species as a whole benifits by this change." Not exactly the same as, "One species kills off another with projectiles and by introducing competitive species". so saying, "They were less unfit for their environment, they deserved to die, we must not bring them back... it's the law of selection. We're the better species" seems pretty ridiculous. We adapted that environment by wiping them out. It wasn't really a darwinistic struggle; people wouldn't die from a lack of sheep;). Granted, eating sheep and making clothes out of them might have been *convenient*, but I think the human race as a whole would have continued onward without the little cloven critters.

    Here's the big one... ladies and gentlemen; if you think this is great, the future's gonna be a wonderfully interesting place for you. If you think it's horrible, life's gonna seem pretty shitty to you... because stuff like this (and probably even more bizarre) is going to be happening ALL THE TIME. No, sorry, you can't fight it. You can complain and do a lot of hand-wringing, but the biosciences are gonna keep marching forward for "better" or for "worse". Right now the U.S. is letting experiments be conducted on human egg cells (which we were, "Never, NEVER going to do"... huh, must've been an election year;).

    Hmm... could I take a vote? All of you hand-wringers out there; how many of you realize that we're studying biology so that we can understand organic processes, control them, and use to our benifit the knowledge gained? Those with your hands down; well, it's true. Those with your hands up; then why're your panties all in a bunch? This is the purpose, people... not this specifically, but to use the technology for learning MORE.

    One thing I'm curious about: How many people think that it's ok to advance computer science when it could be used to develop weapons of mass destruction(nukes) or special biological/chemical warfare agents or to spread misinformation? Well, 3 out of 3 have already happened, not to mention probably worse things to come. This is NOWHERE on par with any of those; it doesn't threaten us, and I'm sure it'd enrich the lives of more than a few. So realize that the propensity for good and bad is no different from any other technology.

    Remember folks; cloned marsupial wolves don't kill people, people kill people.

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  113. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by Tassach · · Score: 2
    ROFLMAO Somebody give this guy (+1 Funny).

    This has to be one of the best (and most offensive) summations of Christian beliefs I've seen in a long time. (Although Al Pachino's speach at the end of The Devil's Advocate ranks right up there.


    "The axiom 'An honest man has nothing to fear from the police'

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    Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
  114. Crap... sorry an addendum... by ins_novelhandle_here · · Score: 1

    Oh, BTW...
    I was a bio geek long before I got into computers.... for the folks who wanna know; having X females and X males is kind of a moot point. If you can bring back one, you could bring back a whole slew of 'em. Now, it DOES matter if you're talking about a sustainable breeding population... that depends, BUT..
    They could expand the gene pool by manipulating the DNA in vitro... to make a viable organism, you need half a set from one parent, half a set from another. If they got ahold of two live females, they could take an egg (with half the full chrom. # in each) insert the chrom. into the same egg to make a full complement, and a new baby girl wolf with two mothers could be born... cool huh? Father? Not even necessary. But the same goes for two males... they could pull out two sperm (as long as they were XX or XY) and have a pup from them. The key here is how many distinct individuals can they get to adulthood, the more, the better chances for survival.

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  115. Re:It doesn't matter if you believe by SpyceQube · · Score: 1
    Ah yes, the religion of love and kindness. I'm hip to the adultery, you oughta see my neighbor's wife. As for pain and cruelty, that's life as the Buddha would say. I'll use sex and drugs for my crutch, you use god.

    Heretics? Heracy is just a slightly different delusion than orthodoxy. ("If orthodoxy is my doxy, hetrodoxy is simply my neighbors doxy." Nepos was a freak, but a funny one.)

    I'd sooner be buggered by a flock of heretics than by one deity. (Imagine, if you will, the size of the deific schlong!)

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  116. Just wondering... by cdporter00 · · Score: 1

    Will the DoDo bird be next?

  117. God, Nature, Cloning? by Orbitalb · · Score: 1

    Just to cut through the FUD regarding humanity's place in nature (nature is that which is created by God. So neither a beaver's dam nor a hydro-power dam are natural, but the man and the beaver are), God made it quite clear very early on about people's relationship with animals:
    [Then God said, "Let us make people in our image, to be like ourselves. They will be masters over all life - the fish in the sea, the birds of the sky, and all the livestock, wild animals, and small animals."] - Genesis 1:26

    -Orb
    "One day, even science will be obsolete"

    1. Re:God, Nature, Cloning? by WyldOne · · Score: 1

      *asbestos suit on*

      So.... what is the conflict? we will just be better masters of animals here. Now we can create our own. The quote says nothing to the effect that cloning is forbidden.

      btw: "our image"? I thought God was singular

      *asbestos suit off*

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    2. Re:God, Nature, Cloning? by Orbitalb · · Score: 1

      The quote says nothing to the effect that cloning is forbidden.

      Why do you assume I was trying to say that cloning was forbidden? People have been speculating as to what God must think of all this, so I told them.

      >btw: "our image"? I thought God was singular

      God is a trinity. Father/Son/Spirit.

  118. More destructive than exctincion?? by Gorimek · · Score: 1

    even if you overcome that barrier you still have inbreeding taken to its most extreme level. That would be even more destructive to the species than the unrestricted hunting of the past was.

    How can anything be more destructive to a species than extinguishing it? Than a total holocaust?? An existing population must be better than a non existing one, even if it's not in the best health.

    In time, we might find new Tiger DNA to spiff up the gene pool, or come up with some other workable solution.

    Just don't give up before we've even started. Sheesh...

  119. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by JustShootMe · · Score: 2

    I've posted this on my website at http://www.duskglow.com/godbitch.html. I think it's great! Please let me know if you want attribution or don't want me to...
    If you can't figure out how to mail me, don't.

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  120. It's a lost cause. by Benjamin+Shniper · · Score: 3

    I mean, just because we are no longer hunting some animals to extinction doesn't mean they will thrive in the wild anew. First, there's not nearly as much wild left, and the people probably aren't going to move away. Second, there will be no proper parents to teach proper tiger behavior to these pups. This is just a feel-good solution to a real problem - we're running out of space for humans and animals in general.

    -Ben

  121. I think the behavior is more ingrained... by the_quark · · Score: 1
    The conventional wisdom on this is "well, you'll save the DNA, sure, but the animal's 'culture' is destroyed." I'm not sure I agree, for a lot of reasons.

    The strongest reason I think it's all instinct is people, actually. My son was born five months ago, and I was amazed at the instincts he came bundled with. There are so many behaviors that well all have that we think are learned and conscious that really just came pre-programmed. A simple, but profound, example is yawning - when he was only a few weeks old (certainly before I'd exhibited this behavior in front of him, and in any case before he was old enough to mimic my actions), I saw him yawn, and then smack his lips three times. It's such a normal, human action, and it just stopped me in my tracks to realize it's not something learned - for whatever reason, we come preprogrammed to smack our lips after we yawn!

    It has been amazing to see the pre-programmed instincts he's come with, from the instinct to grab things to the more esoteric ones like "close your eyes and hold your breath when someone blows in your face." Most of these instincts, in humans, lead the way toward learned behavior. The random, instinctual movement of his limbs right after birth leads him to learn how to control them, consciously. But, in non-sentient animals, complex behavior in adults is more and more being shown to be pre-programmed.

    This is not to say that learning isn't involved. Tasmanian Tigers, no doubt, hunted and their offspring learned a lot of the idea and mode of hunting from watching their parents. And it does seem likely that a Tasmanian Tiger brought up by a Tasmanian Devil would have an "accent" to its hunting style.

    So, it's true that today's Tigers won't hunt exactly the way they did a century ago. I'd be willing to bet the social structure will be similar, though. Think about how housecats regularly fail to become a part of human social structures, while dogs (whose social structures already fit ours) fit in well - even if these animals are rasised from a very young age in the absence of others of their species.

    But, it seems to me that bringing back an extinct species that is 90% the same as the original is extremely worthwhile. Obviously, it would be better to keep them alive, to begin with. But, if we as humans are ever going to coexist with the creatures around us, making these kinds of amends is a good start.

  122. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by Dr.Diablo · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think this is should be mod'd (-1) off topic and (-1) flame bait.

    And here I thought that geeks, being the subject of persecution by the "norms" were supposed to be a better, more understanding lot....

    Well, some of us are anyhow...

    The Doctor is Out...

  123. Re:OT: Grizzlies != Black Bears by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    By the way, playing dead is one of your best defenses against any bear that takes an interest in you, so you were pretty smart to do so . . .
    Heh heh, I don't think most of us have the nerve to lay completely still and not go insane while a bear paws and sniffs us. If I weren't face-to-face with the bear, I'd probably just run. :-) How fast can bears move?
    Hang your food pack in the air (but not close to a tree, some types of bears are good climbers)
    In case anyone is confused by this, what you do is put your food in a garbage bag, tie off the top with a rope, throws the other end of the rope over a tree branch (as far out from the tree trunk as you can get without the branch breaking), use that end to pull up the trash bag, and then secure the end of the rope somehow (tie it around the tree trunk, or to a backpack).

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  124. Re:God is for those that cannot believe in themsel by sensate_mass · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of a Sinfest comic from a few weeks ago. Slick calls up to the heavens, and says to God, "You're just a crutch," to which God replies, "Yeah, but you're lame."

    Not that I agree with the implied belief, but it was funny.

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  125. Re:OT: Grizzlies != Black Bears by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Replying to my own post:
    How fast can bears move?
    Nevermind, I didn't see this... my bad.

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  126. Do it or don't do it. by z-man · · Score: 1

    Personally I believe that cloning to keep a species alive shouldn't be done just because it is dying out. I think that one should allow cloning, if we can now for sure that the animal in the spotlight would have avoided extinction without human interference. Animals like Apes and that sort, I would disagree with cloning because they just do not have the capabilities to survive. I say let Darwinism take its path, without human interfernce... Ofcourse, that doesn't mean that we have the right to kill off a dozen species, but extinction is just a part of nature... If we keep on ressurecting dead species, evolution won't continue the way it is suppose too. As we know, extinction has might give uprise to new animals, that's why we are here you know :).

  127. Seriously by siokaos · · Score: 1

    Why do we clone?

    The simple answer is that we can produce the animal in mass quantities to exploit features, a.la. slavery.

    We already cultivate animals and slaughter them for food, but I think that cloning will provide a broader way of dealing with issues such as amount of space a unit animal takes up, etc.

    But cloning an extinct animal goes too far.

    The whole purpose (arguably) of life is to fufill the place in the gene pool, each life is a test of one specific set, much like brute forcing.

    When you add more then one animal to an environment, you get other variables, but that's beyond the scope of my argument.

    Now when an animal goes extinct, it means that the entire species couldn't produce enough quality/quantity of offspring and died off.

    So why do we want to regenerate a species that's already died off.

    This goes too far.

    Furthermore, there's the entire discussion of humans and fufilling their in the genetic pool.

    Why does our cloning technology have to push soo far as to directly effect the life cycle of a species other then our own.

    This is a very imerialistic act on the part of humans, another instance probably revolving around the grand ole $$$.

    But I'm just sitting here for a Genesis, Revalation, or 46+2 machine =)

    Let's stop enslaving ourselves to technology, exploiting our human design.

    Let's cherish the technology, use it as a resourcce, and make something of our lives.

    Peace

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  128. Hmmm. Perhaps not? by namespan · · Score: 1

    This is an incredibly interesting idea, and I'm intruiged. Even if nothing ever comes of it, it has the potential to be a great story.

    I think, though that there's several passages in the Bible that tend to point to the second coming being something else besides a birth (virgin or otherwise):

    Luke 21:27 "...they shall see the Son of Man
    coming in a cloud of power and great glory..."
    (Mark 13 and Matt 24 contain similar refs)

    Acts 1:11 "...This same Jesus, who was taken up
    from you into heaven, will so come in like manner
    as you saw Him go into heaven..."

    1 Thessalonians 4:16 "...for the Lord himself will
    descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice
    of an archangel..."

    These point towards the concept of a not altogether quiet decsension from the heavens. Other things that I've heard include an appearance at the mount of olives during a war. The mountain will split and the conflict end. I don't have a reference for that one; it could be a recollection from a Jewish traditional text or LDS (Mormon) source, since I read those too.

    Of course, all of this presuposes you beleive in the Bible. But if you don't, I find it hard to beleive you'd care about a literal second coming (until it happened, anyway... :)

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  129. Re:OT: Grizzlies != Black Bears by Golias · · Score: 1
    Your question about bears reminds me of an old joke from my cross-country running days:

    Two guys (we'll call them Linus and Eric) were walking through the woods when they came across an angry, rabid-looking bear. Eric freezes in place. Linus, who is a jogger, immediately kicks off his hiking boots, pulls his running shoes out of his pack, and slips them on.

    "You idiot," said Eric, "don't you know you can't possibly outrun a bear? That thing is as fast as a horse!"

    "I don't need to outrun the bear," said Linus, "I just need to outrun you."

    As for your food-bag technique: that works fairly well. If a branch like that is not available, another good way is to tie a rope between two trees, and then suspend the bag from the rope. Make sure it is at least 12" off the ground. Even higher is better if you can manage it.

    I have heard of the rare occation when a bear was smart enough to figure out that cutting the rope will bring the food down, but most of them will just give up and look for something easier. (i.e. the camp down the shore who didn't know to hang their food bag at night, or the half-eaten candy bar next to your sleeping bag... this is why you don't take food into the tent!)

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  130. God is an evil motherfucker: The Proof by Snocone · · Score: 2

    obviously, you haven't read the Bible. cite me one scripture where it says that you will be eternally damned, or burn in hell for not believing in God...you won't.

    "Because all those men which have seen my glory, and my miracles, which I did in Egypt and in the wilderness, and have tempted me now these ten times, and have not hearkened to my voice; Surely they shall not see the land which I sware unto their fathers, neither shall any of them that provoked me see it:"
    -- Numbers 14:22-23

    " the LORD have said, I will surely do it unto all this evil congregation, that are gathered together against me: in this wilderness they shall be consumed, and there they shall die. And the men, which Moses sent to search the land, who returned, and made all the congregation to murmur against him, by bringing up a slander upon the land, Even those men that did bring up the evil report upon the land, died by the plague before the LORD."
    -- Numbers 14:35-37

    And, your kids aren't going to be too well off:

    "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"
    -- Exodus 20:5

    As for the burning, that seems to be what God resorts to whenever he gets pissed off:

    "And the LORD said unto Moses, I have seen this people, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked people: Now therefore let me alone, that my wrath may wax hot against them, and that I may consume them:"
    -- Exodus 32:9-10

    Hell, you get eternal damnation for working on Sunday!

    "For whatsoever soul it be that shall not be afflicted in that same day, he shall be cut off from among his people. And whatsoever soul it be that doeth any work in that same day, the same soul will I destroy from among his people."
    -- Leviticus 23:29-30

    And he wasn't just joshin', he MEANT that:

    "And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses."
    -- Numbers 15:32-36

    So be careful gathering them sticks!

    I'd go on here for another several thousand words, but I have work to do...

  131. Re:People are bad, mmkay? (you got it all wrong) by mr_froggy240 · · Score: 1

    The year: 2020 The experiment: To clone the penguin tux that was destroyed in early 2005 by the monopolistic corp. microsoft. The battle wages on around the fundemental question, was it natral selection?

  132. Hmm..what next? by Zagato-sama · · Score: 2

    Jurrasic park has come true. An extinct species is now being brought back...could dinosaurs be next?

  133. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Dr.Diablo · · Score: 1

    In challenge to the reasoning used in some of your arguments:

    "IMHO, this is really where the alleged morality in religeon breaks down. When the God character rhetorically asked the Job character, "Where were you when I made the world?" the authors were copping out, because the only logical conclusion to be drawn from the story was that the God character was evil by man's standards. They couldn't figure out any other way to end the story, so they tried the "You just don't get it" angle."

    Tell me, can you percieve the 4th dimension? 5th? 6th? Our best mathematicians say the evidence points to a 10 dimension universe - but I cannot perceive, much less conceive the idea of 7 more dimensions. Or how about infinity? Being a finite being makes it impossible to truely understand such things. Sure you can say you 'get it' but you can never truely understand it.

    "Ethical and rational humans simply must have concepts of good an evil. If a man's (even if that man is a believer in God) concept of good and evil is flawed, then that man must be wrong about some things. His senses are wrong, his logic is wrong, and his faith is wrong too. How can you, apparently a believer, say that anything is right or wrong (including cloning Tasmanian Tigers) when you yourself admit that you don't know what is right or wrong?"

    Now I'm sure you've seen a magician before. While your senses may tell you "hey, he pulled a coin out of that guy's ear!", does that mean your reasoning capabilities suddenly surrender to what you see? (I should hope no one in this forum is so inclined!) For most people, of course not - they're trying to logically deduce what happened to explain what they sensed. Faith would only come in where you truely believed (or didn't believe) he used magic. If you believed he used magic, then your logic would reflect that faith. On the other hand, if your faith tells you he is no magician (or that there is no such thing as magic) but your logic fails to explain how he did it, is your faith flawed or your logic?

    "If you can judge Man, you can judge God by those same standards. If you can't judge God, you can't judge Man. So what's it going to be: when you want to know if something is right or not, are you going to think for yourself, or are you going to quote what philosophers wrote thousands of years ago before even the most basic principles of the universe were understood?"

    That is like saying that because you are a Linux guru, you are fit to give medical advice. God(s) are usually considered to be beings of infinite capcity: power, knowledge, presence. Mankind has been, and will likely always be finite (aka mortal) beings and as such cannot grasp concepts that exist beyond what our minds and senses tell us. Or to use a parable of sorts: Say I'm a windows user. I know how to install programs and even setup and installed my own printer. Now I come over to you, a Linux hacker, and start telling you how you should be working on your project. I may think I know alot about computers, but by comparison, I know nothing. I think it's wrong to judge people regardless of circumstances. I prefer to inform "I think this is how it should work", be informed "No, it has to work this way because..." and collaborate/compromise.

    Just because somthing CAN be done, does not neccesitate that it MUST be done. Reasoning should entail the premise, the solution and the conclusion. In other words, if a there is a problem: extinct animal, and we have a solution: cloning, what is the conclusion from implementing the solution? An animal that is no longer viable in it's former habitat? Unlimited zoo exhibits? Pets for the rich and powerful? Exotic dishes at 5 star restaurants? Or we could try this: We have a problem: people using email to facilitate crime, a solution: carnivore, should we just roll out the barrel and hope for the best? Or should we take a serious look at this and say "should we even consider doing this?"

    Don't allow your faith (that organized religion is evil) blind you to reason. Faith and reason both have their places.

    The Doctor is Out...

  134. Re:Here we go..... [über-offtopic] by afc · · Score: 1
    Although it's already late in the discussion, I just have to pick my nits here:

    In terms of God's role (and with that capital 'g' I refer to the Judeo-Christian god...

    What's with this Judeo-Christian god thing anyway, that people spew every so often so as to sound smart? You may have noticed that the islamic god is essentially the same, holy liturgy and all, right? So why people keep on insisting on this notion of Judeo-Christian God, Judeo-Christian values, Judeo-Christian this and that, to the exclusion of Muslims, as if all those three monotheist religions didn't stem from the same roots? Don't you think that whole thing plays a role in the general public perception of all Muslims as rabid fundamentalist fanatics bent on destroying the West? Don't you think it sort of reinforces that prejudice? Just think about it.

    Disclaimer: IANAM nor do I play one on TV.
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  135. Rant by FuzzyHairBall · · Score: 1

    Ok heres my rant... I see alot about humans destoying the world and killing and such. and the practicality of bring back the tiger ect. I realy think that anything that advances knowledge cant be all bad because knowledge helps us humans evolve socialy which is realy what needs to be done and is what is happening(just look around and look at history people are changing in small numbers but those number grow). and for those of you that say this is against God do you realy think that god would go through and map out these clues to life and create all life with DNA that can be decoded. or is it possible that these things are there to help with our learning and struggle ling to become more after all are we not the children of God. mabey we are to grow up one day? as children do. So anyway I say clone and treat each other with great respect for mabey one day the human race will be evolved to the point where we do not need to harm others to make us feel better and at that time all the knowledge we have will make us great. sorry for the rambleing I do it some times

  136. Re:OT: Grizzlies != Black Bears by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    "I don't need to outrun the bear," said Linus, "I just need to outrun you."
    LOL!
    I have heard of the rare occation when a bear was smart enough to figure out that cutting the rope will bring the food down . . .
    Well, if that bear is that smart...
    . . .but most of them will just give up and look for something easier.
    ...and that persevering, he deserves to get my food. :-)

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  137. Re:buncha inbred kitties by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Stop defending you and your cousin, Dave.

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  138. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    No way -- everyone knows that God uses MSN Messenger. It's even in the Bible. Somewhere.

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  139. Understanding is what religion obfuscates by FreeUser · · Score: 2

    And here I thought that geeks, being the subject of persecution by the "norms" were supposed to be a better, more understanding lot....

    It is precisely this understanding which causes the rest of us to chortle at the irrational ravings and intellectually bankrupt posturing of the religious zealots who seem inevitably attracted to stories regarding any kind of genetic engineering or manipulation.

    We chortle in much the same way we chortle at an adult who continues to profess a belief in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, or the Easter Bunny long after childhood has past.

    Think about the argument (and pseudo-logic) being applied to the argument to which I posted my harsh, but accurate, parody of Christianity.


    Posit: God exists and is superior.

    Therefor humankind is inferior.

    Inferior beings cannot presume to judge the morality of a Superior being.

    Therefor, no matter how reprehensible his actions may be, we cannot judge God. In fact, we are expected to sing his praises no matter what.


    Now substitute "Nazi" for "God" and "the rest of us" for "humankind":


    Posit: Nazis exist and are superior.

    Therefor the rest of us are inferior.

    Inferior beings cannot presume to judge the morality of a Superior being.

    Therefor, no matter how reprehensible their actions may be, we cannot judge Nazis. In fact, we are expected to sing their praises no matter what.


    Anyone else see the insidious danger this kind of mindset represents to all of mankind?

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    1. Re:Understanding is what religion obfuscates by daala · · Score: 1

      Posit: God exists and is superior -A
      Therefore humankind is inferior -B
      Inferior beings cannot presume to judge the morality of a Superior being- C
      Therefore, no matter how reprehensible his actions may be, we cannot judge God- D

      In formal logic your arguement comes out like this:

      If A then B, C therefore D (I don't have a keyboard with the right symbols so have worded them)

      Do a truth table or a tree on this one it doesn't work my friend!!!

      Someone that claims to be such a superior intelligence writing barely witty little pissant stories sure can't structure a sound arguement to save his life. (Go out and get laid, smoke a blunt do something interesting than sitting their worrying about what other people choose to believe in or better still move to an aethiestic country such as China if you can't handle it)

      Regards,

      A committed aethiest. But one sick of having our ideas espoused by barely literate morons!!

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    2. Re:Understanding is what religion obfuscates by FreeUser · · Score: 2

      But one sick of having our ideas espoused by barely literate morons!!

      sigh

      Obviously, you missed the entire point of my argument, which was to mimick the flawed arguments (of the religious zealots) I followed up to.

      I do not dispute that the argument they posed is moronic. Indeed, that was the entire point of my post. Of course it fails any formal proof of logic! That is obvious to nearly all of us. Less obvious, and far more relevant in some respects, is the danger such arguments (and the mindset they engender) pose to all of us, religious or not.

      For reference on the original (flawed) arguments to which I responded, I suggest reading (or rereading) the posts higher up in this thread. I encapsulated their (the religious zealots) arguments, then did a simple substitution to demonstrate in no uncertain terms the dangers of that particular argument (and mindset).

      Check the context before flaming next time -- once your acidic rhetoric is removed, all you've really done is underscore the very point I was making. Your flames would be much more relevant directed elsewhere.

      BTW - Not that it is any of your business, but after work last night, at around 5:40 PM, I was in the arms of a beautiful woman. What were you doing, other than posing on slashdot as a "superior being" to those who actually take a stand when religious zealotry rears its ugly head in inappropriate places (such as a discussion of science and application of genetic research)?

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  140. I would pay good money to see by Nanookanano · · Score: 1

    Ronald Reagan mate with a dodo.

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  141. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Actually, Xians believe in a "Trinity", which is supposed to mean that The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit are one and the same being. And, supposedly, the relationship is so complex that no moral can ever hope to understand it. Convenient, eh?

    That makes things even more complex in your explanation. (She fucked both her Father and her son.) But I don't remember any implication of sexual congress in the Bible... I thought God just made her pregnant, you know, by magic. ;-) Your explantion is better, though. More reminiscent of Greek mythlogy, where Zeus was sort of like a Mediterranean Austin Powers.

    But you don't have to believe in Christ's divinity (which, of course, is the definition of being Christian) to believe in a Christian God. Just convert to Judiasm. (Jesus was Jewish; why not?)

    Not that I'm trying to sell either one. I'm an atheist.

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  142. Next stage of evolution: by WyldOne · · Score: 1

    This takes us one step closer to understanding how DNA works.
    I can't wait for self-modifying DNA.
    MS-DNA install anyone?

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  143. Jesus Pronunciation by tswinzig · · Score: 1

    this technique is actually the scientific basis for the Second Coming

    Isn't it weird that the Spanish pronunciation of Jesus is, "Hey, Zeus!"

    -thomas

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  144. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Are you saying that we shouldn't make disparaging comments about Nazi Germany, either? Christians have killed even more people because of their beliefs as the Nazis did. Yes, I'm invoking Godwin's Law, and yes, I'm calling you a Nazi. ;-p

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  145. Tasmanian Tiger, T-Rex, etc etc by wheelgun · · Score: 1

    I think it's great that they're bringing back extinct species. Those of you who view this as a bad thing need to get your heads out of your buttholes and stop watching Jurrassic Park reruns.

    As my old commandant said, "Horror movies are my favorite genre, but there's no animal on Earth I can't stop with a well-placed gunshot".

  146. particularly in this discussion by Gene77 · · Score: 1

    As we can see, we are all being overwhelmed by religious zealots here. Truly, truly overwhelmed.

    The best part of your post is that you voiced a logic that is owned by religious zealots everywhere. If only they'd realize that they are at risk of distributing their logic to the acceptance of Nazism.

    This truly is a brilliant cultural insight.

    [end sarcasm]

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  147. Turning your argument on its ear by Dr.Diablo · · Score: 1

    To continue this excercise now let's rearrange the scenario:

    I am a Joe Windows user, I can install programs, surf the 'net (AOL) and made a web page with last years vacation pictures.

    FreeUser is a Linux advocate who knows C, Java, etc and is developing a web-based application (not in any way related to what I am doing).

    I think I know alot about the web, after all, I have a web page I built myself! I go over to your cubical and say "Hey FreeUser, you're doing that all wrong! You should make it work like this..." and proceed to tell you how your project should go even though I know know nothing about web developement.

    So, do you:
    a) believe that you, a knowledgeable web developer, should bow to my wishes even though I am not involved with the project and don't know what I'm talking about
    b) say "That's nice" and proceed to do what you know is best?

    I'd have to say that 'b' would be your (and most people's) choice. Since I was not involved with the project, and did not have any knowledge that was useful to the project, how can I judge what you are doing is wrong?
    Answer: I can't. I do not have the authority (technical knowledge/project involvement) to say what you are doing is right or wrong.

    On the other hand, if I were trying to do some java script on my web page and you came by my house and saw I had written the code incorrectly, you WOULD have the authority to say I was wrong because you have the technical knowledge to fix the problem. You would also have the power to a) fix what was wrong, b) show me how to fix the problem or c) point me in the direction of some good java resources to learn for myself what was wrong and how to fix it. (Assuming you are a friend and wished to help me)

    Now, do I have the right to judge you on your java skills? Heck no! I don't bring enough knowledge to the table to put my two cents in. I could criticize your handling of the situation "Why'd ya have to push me out of the way?" but not the java coding itself.

    There are theologians and philosophers far more learned than I that can discuss the concept of authority in the deitific/metaphysical sense better than I but these examples show that "Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus."

    I won't even go into the judging thing. I believe it is not right to judge other people. I do believe in leading by example and lending help where it is asked for (or offering help where I think it is needed). If they don't like the solutions I offer, I help them find the solution that does help them.

    Too often we forget that there are common truths (water is wet, Brittney Spears bites ;) and personal truths (UNIX/Linux/MacOS/WinXX is the one true OS, there is(no)God, blue is pretty). Some things can be scientifically demonstrated (Ex:the sun/earth relationship) while personal truths for the most part are taken on faith alone.

    To correct someone on a common truth (the Earth is not flat) is doing them a favor, to attack them for a personal truth is foolishness. Even more so is to berate someone for what they believe is right, by beating them over the head with what you believe is right.

    One last thought: What was that rule about arguments and Nazis? Oh yeah, first one to mention them loses. :)

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    1. Re:Turning your argument on its ear by FreeUser · · Score: 2

      To correct someone on a common truth (the Earth is not flat) is doing them a favor, to attack them for a personal truth is foolishness. Even more so is to berate someone for what they believe is right, by beating them over the head with what you believe is right.

      Said "truth" ceases to be personal the moment it is evangalized in a public forum and presented as "the truth" with no evidence other than opinion backing it up. This is doubly so when done in an inappropriate forum such as this. To inject religious dogma into a scientific discussion is akin to an athiest grabbing the pulpit at mass and expounding on the absurdities of creationism.

      To not take a stand against such intellectual aggression is foolishness, and to not berate the outright stupidity of the arguments presented is to in effect condone them, which IMHO would be intellectually dishonest.

      If the religious zealots do not wish to be mocked for behaving foolishly in a scientific forum, then they should keep their religious dogma and rhetoric where it belongs, in their churches and appropriate religious discussion forums (which slashdot most emphatically is not).

      One last thought: What was that rule about arguments and Nazis? Oh yeah, first one to mention them loses. :)

      The only thing I've lost is a little time. Making Nazi's a taboo subject is clever, if you support their behavior, wish to suppress open discussion, or merely wish to deflect attention from an argument. Of course it is a dangerious approach to make a topic such as that out of bounds, as such a "conspiracy of silence" makes an ideal breeding ground for those with similar philosophies to espouse their views. Use at your own risk, and don't be surpised when many of us, who would most vehemently not like to see a repeat of 1930's and 1940's Germany, don't adhere to your taboo.

      The Nazi example as I used it in this duscission was very appropriate for two reasons:

      (1) they are a clear and concise example of a group of people who did consider themselves superior (and above judgement), who have nevertheless been harshly and appropriately judged by history and

      (2) the mindset the flawed argument I was paraphrasing encourages the kind of non-critical acceptance of dogma which is a fertile breeding ground for philosophies very akin to fascism in its many forms.

      Using artificial, arbitary taboos to suppress discussion and deflect attention may strike you as clever or witty. In the end, however, it is merely foolish.

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  148. Tazmanian Tigers (Of Unusual Size) by ptbrown · · Score: 2

    Tazmanian Tigers? I don't believe they exist.

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  149. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by Darchmare · · Score: 2

    Then it's okay if I kick my cat, because I am (supposedly) a 'superior being'?

    Didn't think so.

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  150. Re:It doesn't matter if you believe by Darchmare · · Score: 2

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    That's like saying, "Look at that rock over there. If that's not evidence that a purple three legged midget put it there, I don't know what is".

    Logic doesn't look like that. Along with your chosen form of mythology, there are a number of other people willing to provide their own explainations. In fact, there are hundreds of billions of 'potential' origins for the human race. A proponent of any one could say what you said above and make just about as much sense.

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  151. Re:The human conception of morality does not matte by daala · · Score: 1

    A very old philosophical arguement to be sure have you really thought about the logic of what you have just said.

    It eventually if taken down to its constituent parts becomes a tautology

    God commands what he commands essentially. A very weak premise to be arguing from. In Formal Logic this is actually called a very very weak arguement. It would be far better and more defensible if you are a theist to argue that God's command's are moral because the things he commands are moral or good of independant of him.(kinda that old Platonic thing-look it up it's pretty fucking cool stuff)

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  152. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by daala · · Score: 1

    "to believe in a Christian God. Just convert to Judiasm. (Jesus was Jewish; why not?)"

    This gets my goat all the time. How can he be a Christian God if you are Jewish?? Come on people use your grey sells. Jehovah was the God of the Israelites way way before he was the God of the Christian people's......

    PS I am an agnostic...so don't start with any defending the faith and all that shit with me....
    I think both sides of the debate are as much full of shit as the other

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  153. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by daala · · Score: 1

    I would love to hear your empirical evidence for such a sweeping claim

    Are you telling me that the Christian's have killed more than 100 million people

    Don't forget there where 23 million Russians at least 40 million Germans etc etc etc....

    Well how about the great claim to fame of an atheistic society - how many people where killed in the Soviet Union under Communism. Do you even know??, Mao's Cultural Revolution, Pulpot, The French Revolution -need I go on!!

    Invoking Godwin's Law I am calling you an ignoramus!!

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  154. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Heh... apparently I was a bit too "tongue-in-cheek?"

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  155. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    The point, dear boy, is to stop complaining about Slashdotters making fun of Christians. We make fun of anybody, and we don't need a reason. My point was that if we needed a reason, we needn't look very far.

    And my advice to you, after reading this reply and your other reply to one of my posts today, is to calm the fuck down and don't take everything you read so literally. You sound like a Baptist minister.

    Ignoramus, indeed.

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  156. There isn't going to be a breeding population... by gslj · · Score: 1

    You aren't going to get a breeding population from this. The foetal thylacine they have is _female_. That means no Y chromosomes to make males! -Gareth

  157. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by daala · · Score: 1

    Well you certainly found me out! For a start I wasn't being irrate I just hate reading posts by knowitall's who think they know everything on any given topic. Secondly I'm not your boy!! I wouldn't want to be associated with a conceited pig like yourself. (By the way as I am writing this I am personally very calm. Your the one that needs to use foul language in his posts what run out of words to use??)

    At least I know how to keep my facts straight. If you choose to make fun of people at least make it moderately logical or funny at least your's is neither.

    Lots of love

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  158. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by daala · · Score: 1



    More like Haad up ass!!

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  159. Re:People are bad, mmkay? (you got it all wrong) by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    I betcha Linux would survive. Even if there was a nuclear war, I'm sure there is a heavily sheilded computer somewhere in Canada that would survive. It might not be turned on, but eventually it would become intelligent and clone us. I hope by then we will have finally one this war with nature.

  160. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Look, just give it a rest. Don't call me "conceited" just because you have low self-esteem. As for the foul language, I apologize for hurting your 12-year old ears.

    Re: baptist minister. For God's sake, stop reading everything so fucking literally. I was making reference to certain Baptist/Fundamentalist ministers that interpret everything in the Bible literally. As opposed to symbollically (sp?). You've proven my point without even trying.

    And I'm not a "know-it-all". I was simply trying to contribute to the discussion. As an ex-Catholic (baptised and confirmed, who knows loaths the faith), I think I'm more qualified to speak about such things than a lot of people reading this. Now you come along and try to start a fight!

    Tell me exactly what I said that was so wrong. I was always told that Jews accepted the Old Testament. And Jesus was Jewish. So isn't Christianity up to the point where Jesus is born based on the same history as Judaism?

    As for my comment about Nazis and Christians, I was trying to point out that an awful lot of people have been persecuted for their beliefs by Christians. The Nazis are horrible, but so are the countless white supremacy groups that back up their racism with Bible interpretations. (And, of course, the Spanish Inquisition. No-one expects them, right?) No-one is exempt from being made fun of. Perhaps you wouldn't have taken the post so seriously if you remembered Godwin's Law, which I mentioned. Godwin's Law in a nutshell is "Any thread of sufficient length will eventually bring up Nazis in one way or another." I'm sorry if I offended you, and I know that people get, well, a little "religious" about the subject ;), but you're going to have to get used to the fact that people make fun of Xianity, just like all religions, groups, products, companies, whatever... especially on this site.

    I'm willing to accept that I was a little brash. But can we drop the flamewar? I'm not looking to promote hatred on Slashdot.

    Dammit, can't we all just get along? Peace?

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  161. Re:Here we go..... [über-offtopic] by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    Christians, Jews, and Muslims beleive in the same God. Christians are Jews, Muslims are Christians(sort of). Muslims beleive that Jesus was a prophet, but not the son of God. The reason that people say Judeo-Christian is because they share a God. At the time people started using the word, there were exactly 4 Muslims in western society, none of whom spoke English. Then some of them started blowing our stuff up, so we snubbed them. Plus Muslimo-Judeo-Christian doesn't sound all that great.

  162. From someone who lives in Tassie... by _dave_the_one_ · · Score: 1
    I live in Tasmania, near Hobart to be precise which is where the museum that most of the dna they are using comes from. I have to point out a few of the inaccuracies that have been posted here:
    First, no-one actually knows if thylacines are actually extinct. Although they are classified as extinct by the state government, over the years there have been several hundred 'sightings'. This includes dozens by trustable people, including park rangers, magistrates, etc.

    Second, some people have been saying 'wow, this will casue a major ethical debate'. No, sorry folks, in the six months since the project was first proposed very few people have been asking ethical questions. The main debate is, 'will they be able to extract enough viable dna?'

    Third, the article makes it seem as though this is a new thing that has just been announced. It isn't. It was proposed six months or so ago, and was actually started a couple of months back now.

    Fourth, people have been making comments about how stupid it is to recreate a predator that could attack humans. Tassie tigers were still alive up until the 1930's (the last known one died in 1930-something, I can't remember the exact date) and in all that time as far as I know not a single person was ever killed by a tassie tiger. Not even a child. Thylacines are very shy creatures and avoided people (which may be one of the reasons why none have been caught recently). The reason they were being killed in the first place was because sheep were killed and eaten by them, and that was only happening because the land that they used to live in were being taken over by farms. Like I said above, there are still reliable reports that they still exist, and every one of these have come from areas where there are no farms and no people apart from bushwalkers.

    Lastly, it's Tasmania, not Tanzania or Tazmania or anything; the correct abbreviation is 'Tassie'. (Also Tassie devils are nothing like Warner Bros' Taz). Tasmania is an island state at the south of Australia. It has a lot of rainforest wilderness with trees that are up to two thousand years old. It is the world's only source of huon pine. There are no large predators, not even foxes. Valleys where only one or two people have ever gone are common. Don't knock it, OK? It's more than most people have ever dreamed of, especially in the USA.

    Moderate this up! It contains relevant and useful information.
  163. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by daala · · Score: 1

    Fair enough! I can understand people make fun of Christianity or anything else for that matter. To bad people can't make fun of people that make fun of people that make fun of Christianity (yes I am willing to accept the fact that this is an infinite regress- thank you for proving MY POINT!!)

    Seems weird to me that you can make fun of these things but mention the open source movement, Linux or a dozen other "sacred" cows in a funny or disreputable light people like you begin acting exactly like wounded little bull's

    You think you offended me?? Now who is the one acting like a 12 year old. Who is the one comparing their brand of humour to Python!!

    OK Let's drop the flamewar once you've got the last of the insults off in a flurry of volley's!!

    I didn't take your post seriously to begin with!!

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  164. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by daala · · Score: 1



    Yep I'm willing for that peace bit now!!

    C'mon get a bit of a sense of humour.

    If you knew anything about me you would realise that I would have said the exact opposite things if I was talking to a Christian or anybody that is to rigid in their belief structure.

    Yeh people have been persecuted for not "believing" in alot of things call that the human condition if you will ;)

    Yeh we can drop the flamewar.

    But if your really serious about not promoting any hatred on Slashdot how about stopping with this type of nonsense as well.

    The religious arguement has been going on since the time of Socrates perhaps earlier who knows (their records haven't survived though) I don't believe that you or I or anybody else is going to come up with the definitive answer

    If you really want to read something logical on the situation I suggest you read alittle Bertrand Russell my favourite philosopher perhaps "Why I am not a Christian" or "A Free Man's Worship" or Nietzche or a dozen others. They can examine these issues without the diatribe

    Heres hoping that your living a happy productive and unhatefilled life

    Hail Eris,

    Daala

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  165. Natural selection's epiphenomenon, not moral law by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2
    With all this talk of Darwinism one would think it was a moral imperative. It's not. Natural selection is an epiphenomenon, not a moral law. If you don't know what an epiphenomenon is I'd argue you're not fit to hold an opinion on _this_ particular subject- in case there is anyone who doesn't know what an epiphenomenon is, I'll try to explain it.

    Take a sprinter, who can repeatably run X distance in 13.5 seconds. Where is the 13.5 stored in him? To make him faster do you go and change the '13.5' to '13.2' or lower? No- that number is the product of all the different variables (body mass, muscle effectiveness, air drag on whatever clothing he's wearing, wind, air pressure at whatever altitude he's at and ability to use lungs to get oxygen from said air mid-race) that make the sprinter up. None of these variables are morally right or wrong- the fact of air pressure is not morally wrong. The fact that the sprinter has body mass is not morally wrong. All this produces the epiphenomenon of his repeatable sprint time of 13.5 seconds- which might take on great importance, but this doesn't change the fact that it's the product of all the variables that make up the sprinter.

    By the same token, existence of the Tasmanian tigerwolf is an epiphenomenon. It wouldn't even be extinct if a bunch of humans with guns hadn't blown 'em all away. Its existence is neither more nor less important to 'natural selection' as any other animal- natural selection is an EPIPHENOMENON, it does not need to be cared for by wise humans in order to work- this attitude is much like insisting that people must _care_ that 2+2=4 or mathematics will be lost. 2+2=4 is an epiphenomenon of certain ways of thinking about number, and fits with the real world, explaining certain processes accurately. Natural selection is an epiphenomenon of ways of thinking about populations, and likewise fits with the real world, explaining certain processes accurately. It does not need to be _protected_. It is.

    If the Tasmanian tigerwolf is reintroduced to the world, this too is an epiphenomenon- because the environment of wild animals _unavoidably_ includes what humans think about them. If humans think it is ecologically, morally, or even aesthetically better for some species to persist in the face of human expansion, and take action about it, that human opinion becomes _part_ of the animal's environment, and the epiphenomenon may be survival of that species. For whatever reason it would be 'fitter'...

    I'm reminded of a SF story, Cordwainer Smith's 'Norstrilia', in which there are huge, deformed, sick sheep that produce an immortality drug. These sheep are tended by humans, like a crop. In those hypothetical circumstances, that is 'fitness'.

    However, one needn't get fictional to find an example that contradicts people's simpler Darwinesque beliefs- look at the wolf. Wolves have formidable natural weaponry, yet the species also possess formidable 'mental blocks' against injuring a submissive member of their own pack. If a wolf rolls over and bares its throat, an attacking packmate will find it impossible to finish off the first wolf, no matter how important that might be to the attacker at the time. This is purely a mental block- Darwinistically, one might think that it'd be better for the attacker to get to kill all competitors and control the gene pool, dominate completely. Unfortunately, wolves are such deadly fighters that this would lead to obliteration of entire packs through infighting- and so the epiphenomenon of natural selection leads to wolves with mental blocks towards hurting submissive packmates- wolves whose _minds_ have a direct influence on the survival of other animals.

    By the same token it is not at all unreasonable to suggest that the general ecological concerns of many humans are natural selection- on the one hand it may be the Tasmanian tigerwolf, and in other areas it may be a town objecting to the death of a river through intense industrial pollution killing other industries such as fisheries, or it may be the objecting to oil tanker spills and the dumping of contaminated bilgewater. The objections, the protests, are themselves part of natural selection, and in many cases they are as survival-enhancing as the wolf's suppressed killer instincts- they serve the _population_, without which there would be no individuals. If all the world was individualistic oil-dumping river-poisoning clear-cutting species-obliterating extremes of 'Darwinist' behavior, the planet would be more or less lifeless in not many thousands of years, because some types of self-interested behavior are _destructive_. And so, given the human capacity to think about such things, natural selection produces the environmentalist in increasing numbers, preying on the industrialist and keeping the whole 'pack' of humans going for the long term, much as the suppressed attack instinct of the wolf towards submissive wolves keeps the wolf population going for the long term.

    It's not unthinkable that, with the human capacity for thought, natural selection begins to encompass the entire biosphere of the whole world- with environmentalists beginning to forge 'suppressed eco-obliteration' instincts in other humans, the survival trait being the flourishing of the entire ecosphere. There's huge benefit to the uncontrolled diversity of biology on the planet. It's not simply aesthetic benefit but scientific benefit as well, and also raises issues of whether it's an unsafe gamble to kill off vast numbers of species and reduce the complexity of the biosphere to a simpler, possibly unsustainable condition in the long run. NOW is the time to consider these things, not 100 years too late.

    Let them bring back the tigerwolf. It should not have been eradicated so quick in the first place. We don't know what possible benefits there might be from having them 100 years on.

  166. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    If you really want to read something logical on the situation I suggest you read alittle Bertrand Russell my favourite philosopher perhaps "Why I am not a Christian" or "A Free Man's Worship" or Nietzche or a dozen others. They can examine these issues without the diatribe.
    Nietsche is wonderful. Maybe I'll check out thse others.
    Heres hoping that your living a happy productive and unhatefilled life
    You too! See ya round.

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  167. Re:I am God. Bow down before me, bitch. by The_Messenger · · Score: 1
    Seems weird to me that you can make fun of these things but mention the open source movement, Linux or a dozen other "sacred" cows in a funny or disreputable light people like you begin acting exactly like wounded little bull's.

    Heh heh heh... actually, I have other UIDs specifically for pointing out problems with OSS. I actually find it refreshing to see the other side of the argument. I bash OSS and promote stuff like NT to remind myself of NT's strengths, and then I go back and do the opposite to remind myself of GNU/Linux's strengths. Well, "remind" is the wrong word. Perhaps "clarify my perception of" is better. (It's easy, especially on this site, to start bashing MS for the wrong reasons. So it's helpful to step back and remind yourself that GNU/Linux sucks just as much as NT.) I find it makes me a better zealot, as I already have rebuttals to the opposition's questions.

    (PS - No, I've never gone so far as to create my own thread with those UIDs. :-)

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  168. People are expected to understand good/evil by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Hiya Doc,

    Tell me, can you percieve the 4th dimension? 5th? 6th? Our best mathematicians say the evidence points to a 10 dimension universe - but I cannot perceive, much less conceive the idea of 7 more dimensions. Or how about infinity? Being a finite being makes it impossible to truely understand such things. Sure you can say you 'get it' but you can never truely understand it.

    I think that understanding issues of morality is easier than your multidimensional universe example. Generally, almost all people are expected to understand it and make decisions regarding it, unlike physics/math. That's why when someone does something immoral (e.g. murder, theft, etc), we feel freer to flame them or even physically act against them. Compare that to the reaction someone would receive from merely being ignorant about math. "You miscalculated due to having an imperfect model? 30 days in the slammer!"

    I think it's funny that some people can, on one hand, say that man should not judge God on the basis that men cannon truly understand what is right and what is wrong, and on the other hand, denounce moral relativism. Or even worse: they tell people that they will be punished in the afterlife if they do immoral things. "You will go to Hell if you are evil, but your puny mind is incapable of understanding what is evil."

    Don't allow your faith (that organized religion is evil) blind you to reason.

    I wasn't flaming religeon, that's an altogether different topic. I was flaming the actions attributed to God, both in religeous texts, and in a parent comment. His behavior, when viewed by most humans' standards, is bad.


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  169. Re:Here we go..... [über-offtopic] by afc · · Score: 1
    Or, in a more hackerly mode of expression:

    Islamism is a fork of Christianism, which is a fork of Judaism. Or you can think of sub-classing, if you're of the OO persuasion.

    I propose the term "middle-eastern monotheist" or "zoroastrian-derived" (since, I believe, they all derive from the old Zoroastrian faith, which is still alive, BTW). None of those ring as niftly as "judeo-christian", but that is probably because of media exposure. Plain old "monotheism" is perfectly fine also.
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  170. five by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 1

    I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the harder I look. For instance, using the current 6 digit userid system,

    0+6+9+0+6+9 = 30;
    30/6 = 5.

    Methinks the goddess had a hand in this.

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