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  1. Re:Really? on Slashback: Intuit, Telemetry, Meetup · · Score: -1
    I'll be unable to attend...

    ... and it's goatse.cx, not goatse.cs.

  2. Re:Really? on Slashback: Intuit, Telemetry, Meetup · · Score: 0, Informative

    Don't worry. I'm busy at a photo shoot on that evening.

  3. Re:Enquiring minds want to know . . . on Charmed Announces Crusoe-based Linux Wearable · · Score: -1

    He did it as a tribute to me, you moron! To my brown eye in the sky!!

  4. Re:How is SPAM distributed? on Crazy Stats on Spam · · Score: -1

    The statistics make it likely to be a likely to be a Poisson Flow Distribution or something similar (As the Irony Nazi already pointed out). It's the same curve that computer process arrival times (at the processor) follow. You can read more about it in this white paper from IEEE.

  5. Re:Interesting decisions they made on Berlin Packages Released For Debian · · Score: -1
    Sorry about that lame-assed attempt at a Goatse.cx link.

    I don't want to fool people anymore. so I've decided to include a link for the masses.

    goatse.cx guy proudly presents...
    http://goatse.cx

    Plese.... Click. Bookmark. Enjoy.

  6. Re:Interesting decisions they made on Berlin Packages Released For Debian · · Score: -1
    Actually, that is not exactly correct either.

    As it states in their white-paper[kde.org], The Dcop is *very* much based upon MS COM structure. It even mentions it in the abstract.

  7. Re:.. on Slashback: Sale, Secrecy, Lasers · · Score: -1
    ]]i[]l] ][[] ][l['] l][[] ][ll[]

    What the hell is the postercomment compression filter anyways?

  8. Re:Waves on a rubber band on Exhibition of High Speed Photography · · Score: -1, Troll

    Damn lameness filter. You'd think that it wasn't working since all these jerks are posting their ascii art garbage all over the place.

  9. Re:goatsex on Exhibition of High Speed Photography · · Score: -1, Troll
    Thank you very much.

    When I am named God, then you shall be my Right-Hand-Man.

    Until then please visit my website about flowers.

  10. Re:Not favorable? on The Failure of Tech Journalism · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Damn it!!

    They fixed Slashcode so that it puts the stupid next to the link in the signature.

    today sad GOAT.

  11. Re:Not favorable? on The Failure of Tech Journalism · · Score: 0
    It's no wonder that Steve Gillard has problems installing Linux. Most of the other articles that he's written have to do with Construction and civil engineering.

    My favorite, which I'll post here, is his story about using explosives to bring down the train bridge across the Ferdinan Gorge. From the pictures, those beams demolished the abandoned house that was in the canyon. I hope he let's me use that picture for my website.

  12. Re:Linux likes it up the ASS on Timothy Ney Hired As Gnome Foundation Director · · Score: -1, Troll

    Are they going to fix slashdot? Everytime I log in it logs me back out. I can't even post messages without getting some crazy error.

  13. Re:Rule of thumb... on The DMCA Is Just The Beginning · · Score: -1, Troll
    The AFTAA is a good organization (Anti-FTAA).

    They even make mention of this Slashdot story on the front page! According the the site this isn't a new event.
    The cool thing is this article and that the

  14. Re:It's been time, join the club on The DMCA Is Just The Beginning · · Score: -1, Offtopic
  15. Re:Fp on 20th Anniversary Of The PC · · Score: -1

    ...and how exactly do you propose that I shall prove it?

  16. Re:Fp on 20th Anniversary Of The PC · · Score: -1
    I would like anybody reading this to take a moment and realize that *I* am that Goatse.cx guy.

    Thank you very much and have a nice evening.

  17. Re:Tipping on Micropayment Wars Are Over... PayPal Wins? · · Score: 1
    I'm going to put on a different hat for a second and ask is this really where we want things to go? Micropayments for everything?

    Sure, I own some CD's that I love so much I would have paid $50 for them. A tip system would be great to show my gratitude to the artist. And as the poster wrote, there are some personal websites that had me ROTFLMAO or greatly influenced me as a web developer and designer. I would love to send them $5 and say "Thanks! Have a beer on me."

    That said, I wonder how long it will go on before things we used to do for pleasure and personal edification are motivated by the prospect of being micropaid for it. Art by the amateur has always been done for the love of producing art - it freaks me out a bit to think that amateur art may now be done for micropayments. Obviously, that's not the sole reason it's done but it could certainly be a motivator now. As an example, most /.ers participate because they enjoy participating but, be honest now, karma is definately a motivator, right? And what is karma? An abstract point system for quality posts - it doesn't really do anything but make you feel good. Now imagine if karma were micropayments - even more incentive right?

    I guess I'm just wondering if micropayments will devalue the intrinsic good of things like art. I pull off and help someone change their flat tire or return a lost wallet to contribute good to the world, not b/c I'm hoping for compensation. A "Thanks a lot" is the only compensation I want. And while this may be extreme, it's possible these things could be motivated by the micropayment.

    "Hey, nice shoes!" "Thanks, here's a $1 micropayment!"

    I realize that is a silly example but it helps to illustrate the possible trend towards money being the sole motivator and compensator for everything. I remember reading an article a while back about sites like Epinions and "expert" sites. They explored why people would devote large amounts of time to writing reviews and answering questions for complete strangers. The short answer was "egoboo" or ego boosts that came from being positively rated as a reviewer. But it made me proud that these sites went counter to the idea of the net being a commercial medium, like the corps view it. I was proud to be involved with a medium that is about free exchange of information and assistance with the motivation being the virtue of helping someone else out without compensation. I just wonder if micropayments for everything will threaten that notion.

    Sorry to play devil's advocate but I have only read about how wonderful a micropayment system will be in light of the whole Napster fiasco. I've just been waiting for the other shoe to drop...

  18. Re:Guilty as charged. on Slashback: Delays, Torpedos, Revitalization · · Score: 1
    Why don't you ask that to my :Cue:Cat?

    He says:
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    .C3nZC3nZC3nXE3f3Cxv7CnnX.fHmc.Dxb1ENfZENfYD3PW.
    .C3nZc3nZC3nXE3f3Cxv7CNnX.cGen.ENr7C3n0C3z6CNrXCG.
    .C3nZC3nZC3nXE3f3Cxv7CNnX.cGen.ENr7C3n0C3z6CNrXCG.
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    I hope that that clears things up for you.

  19. My ass is NOT nasty!! on The Heavenly Jukebox, From Hell · · Score: 1

    Please apologies for saying that I have a nasty ass.

  20. Re:Intelligent on KDE Developer on the GNOME Foundation · · Score: 1
    Nope. He's not the goatse.cx guy. That would be me.

  21. it aint no I-opener on Global PC-What's Under the Hood? · · Score: 3
    Here's some of the details:
    This 200 MHz beast is made by MyTurn and features the last of the WinChip 2's on the market. Like the Netpliance's device, it features 32 MB ram with a 16 MB flash chip. Applications and images, however are saved on a remote server located at the ISP. It runs the QNX operating system, but I couldn't drop into a shell in order to see if they fixed the passwd encryption yet.

    Although the software looks impressive from the website, it is VERY slow. It seems to download the pages for the applications. I'm not sure if this is true, but you have to be online to run all of the organization software and every time that the page has to refresh, it takes about 30 seconds for it to refresh. This was the main complaint that my Aunt had.

    If it's hackable, then I'm sure that Codeman will be able to do it. I won't get one because the flat screen I-opener is all that I need.

  22. Re:Heres the link to Part 2 on Notes From the Cathedral · · Score: 1

    Hee hee. Why thank you very much. I do work it out daily to keep the cellulite away.

  23. Re:troll alert on Houston DSL users File Lawsuit Against SBC · · Score: 1

    Please refrain from blaming people for linking to my photograph, unless they are actually linking to my photograph.