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  1. the innocent have nothing to capitalize on on Sovereign Individual (Part One) · · Score: 1

    [Lyrics] Momus
    from Ping Pong
    The Age Of Information

    This is a public service announcement

    Ladies and gentlemen, we are now entering
    The age of information
    It's perfectly safe
    If we all take a few basic precautions
    May I make some observations?

    Axiom 1 for the world we've begun:

    Your reputation used to depend on
    What you concealed
    Now it depends on what you reveal

    The age of secretive mandarins who creep on heels of tact
    Is dead: we are all players now in the great game of fact instead
    So since you can't keep your cards to your chest
    I'd suggest you think a few moves ahead
    As one does when playing a game of chess

    Axiom 2 to make the world new:

    Paranoia's simply a word for seeing things as they are
    Act as you wish to be seen to act
    Or leave for some other star

    Somebody is prying through your files, probably
    Somebody's hand is in your tin of Netscape magic cookies
    But relax:
    If you're an interesting person
    Morally good in your acts
    You have nothing to fear from facts

    Axiom 3 for transparency:

    In the age of information the only way to hide facts
    Is with interpretations
    There is no way to stop the free exchange
    Of idle speculations

    In the days before communication
    Privacy meant staying at home
    Sitting in the dark with the curtains shut
    Unsure whether to answer the phone
    But these are different times, now the bottom line
    Is that everyone should prepare to be known
    Most of your friends will still like you fine

    X said to Y what A said to B
    B wrote an E mail and sent it to me
    I showed C and C wrote to A:
    Flaming world war three

    Cut, paste, forward, copy
    CC, go with the flow
    Our ambition should be to love what we finally know
    Or, if it proves unloveable, simply to go

    Axiom 4 for this world I adore:

    Our loyalties should shift in view according to what we know
    And who we are speaking to

    Once I was loyal to you, and prepared to be against information
    Now I am loyal to information, maybe I'm disloyal to you
    My loyalty becomes more complex and cubist
    With every new fact I learn
    It depends who I'm speaking to
    And who they speak to in turn

    Axiom 5 for information workers who wish to stay alive:

    Supply, never withhold, the information requested
    With total disregard for interests personal and vested

    Chinese whispers was an analogue game
    Where the signal degraded from brain to brain
    Digital whispers is the same in reverse
    The word we spread gets better, not worse
    Better, not Worse

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    "Peasants! Not only are they dying, they're boring!"

  2. cope-a-cabana? on Website Bans Woman With "Unacceptable" Name · · Score: 1

    don, your post reminded me of a passage from an Arrested Development song:

    The reason I'm fishin' 4 a new religion
    is my church makes me fall asleep.
    They're praising a God that watches you weep
    and doesn't want you to do a damn thing about it.
    When they want change the preacher says "shout it."
    Does shouting bring about change? I doubt it.
    All shouting does is make. you. lose. your. voice.
    Sitting in church hearing legitimate woes.
    Pastor tells the lady it'll be alright; just pray so you can see the pearly gates so white.
    The lady prays and prays and prays and prays and
    prays and prays and prays and prays...it's everlasting;
    there's nothing wrong with praying -- it's what she's asking.
    She's asking the Lord to let her cope
    so one day she can see the golden ropes
    What you pray for God will give
    to be able to cope in this world we live.
    But the word "cope" and the word "change"
    are directly opposite, not the same.

    She should have been praying to change her woes
    but pastor said "Pray to cope with those".

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    all pertinent quotes and cultural references, all the time.