Website Bans Woman With "Unacceptable" Name
Barbarian writes "In an example of censorware gone awry, Digital Freedom Network reports on how the website Blackplanet.com will not let a woman register because her name contains the word "cock", as do many last names. Thinking it was an oversight, she emailed the site administrators and was told, "unfortunately, the letters that form the word 'Cock' is [sic] unacceptable and will not be recognized by our system." The site intends to continue using the censorware, and if the woman wants to register, she can change her name."
will it accept Mike Ocksore? I.P. Freely? Amanda Hugginkiss (Yes I do like the Simpsons)
Have they heard from Johnny Coc(k)hran yet?
Ooh, a sarcasm detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
What about people named Dick?
My company had a client that wanted to filter "unacceptable" names like this. However, our solution was to have the "unacceptable" name entry send a flag by email to the client. The client then had an admin interface to manually permit/deny access. This kept the undesirables off the system, yet permitted legitimate uses of certain letter combinations. Seems like the ideal solution, to me.
Constitutionally Correct
If they're so narrow-minded as to refuse service to the (large) segment of the population whose names just happen to contain an "objectionable" name as a substring, then they will find it difficult to obtain or grow market share, and therefore receive advertising revenue. So, I think this bozo will find it extremely difficult to make a living with these ridculous policies in effect.
My last name is "Fuks" and go.com/infoseek.com did not let me register either. Or rather, they automatically suspended the account upon registration due to "inappropriate" name. Emails asking to review that action went unanswered.
I really don't think that this is too serious of a problem. This is NOT taking her rights for granted or any other of the whoopla that likes to get page hits here on /.
Your name is rejected. Here's a simple solution...GO ELSEWHERE. The website is obviously run by incompetent people who care more about posterity than content so why would you want to be associated with them anyways? Anyways, even in this case its not even about posterity, just a silly naming convention.
Regardless of whether its wrong or right it is still THEIR server. If you don't like it, write a letter to the webmaster once again stating why their convention is silly and explain why you will not visit their site (also mention that you will not encourage others to visit either).
Simply: They are incompetent. You have a choice. Exercise your choice.
Examine you in your present, for you may not exist in your future.
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Sig it.
If you don't fit into the mold, then you cannot use our software|website|service. This theme has been repeated throughout history and it's no suprise that it's showing up here.
Censorware is wrong in the same that bookburning is wrong. The problem is, both systems are still in effect.
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I'm really surprised at the response from the web site that they will not allow here to register her name. I wonder if any of their current members will complain about it. Bad publicity is never good for business.
I remember WAAAAY back, when AOL first installed a system wide keyword based filter. This was stricken with a similar problem when a guy in Scunthorpe, England tried to register his address. The solution from the tech support (when they had finally figured out what the problem was), was to change the spelling until they had a chance to upgrade their filtering software on the entire network.
:-)
Great to see the same mistakes being made by dumbass companies today!
AOL - putting the c*nt in Scunthorpe
"Give the anarchist a cigarette"
A little planning goes a long way...
Remember John Hancock? This filtering would also ban the Declaration Of Independence!
Being with you, it's just one epiphany after another
Imagine if King George was never given the Declaration of Indepence, because his secretary 'filtered' it.
"But it was signed by some porn star named John Hanc*ck! I nearly fainted when I read it! His name violated my civil rights!"
There were a really embarassing number of typos in that message - apologies to all. It's the caffeine - honest - it mmmaakkkes typpingg diffficultt.
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This is mildly off-topic, but I'm reminded of the problems that occur when sites use mandatory account name policies.
A few jobs back the company policy was "first initial, last name." They stuck to that policy even when D. Adcock came on board. Even though I worked with the individual and am fairly laid back, I never got used to that account name. I suspect she rarely used the company email to contact people outside of the company.
At least she had the option at that time. Today, you'll find more work being forced onto web sites. It's not hard to foresee a world where employees are terminated because one bunch of whiny children insists that "We don't have to change our site, you change your account name!" and another bunch of whiny children insists that "We don't have to change our site's account name policy, you change your site!" and the only person actually trying to do something productive is left out in the cold.
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
You're forgetting one thing: trolls have lousy grammar. Although a filter that blocked bad grammar might not be a bad idea...
What is the robbing of a bank, compared to the founding of a bank? -- Bertolt Brecht
Not nearly as severe, but back in the days of FidoNet, I posted a message on a message board, only to hear from the moderator that my message had been cancelled.
"Please use your real name." the moderator said. I guess people assume that "Conan" is a real name only in movies and comic books?
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One may think, "big deal." And it may be true, for this problem. But then what about the next?
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I agree with the companys decision to enforce non rude names.
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Reminds me of an old article I ran into on Usenet a few years back..
A student at college, Mary Emily Cummins fell foul of the institute's email address policy.
They took the first six letters of the surname followed by the initials of the forname. She ended up with cumminme@something.edu.
Would they allow her to change it? Of course not.
Have fun. Or failing that, be miserable with style.
I don't know if this is true or if it was just company lore, but when I worked at Computer City almost 4 years ago my boss told me about how a cashier was nearly fired for giving a computer city discount card to someone with the name of "Samuel Asshole". The company's computers in Texas were designed to flag fraudulent names, well "Samuel Asshole" apparantly set off bells and whistles as well. The cashier was found and pulled aside by his/her manager and grilled about the "Asshole" customer. This cashied swore up and down that "Samuel Asshole" was the guy's name, as a part of the company's investigation the telephone number given by the customer was called and a man claiming to be Mr. Asshole answered. He was asked to come in to the store because this cashier was about to be fired for pulling such a prank. He came in and produced a driver's license in the name os "Samuel Asshole"
If this story is true, it can't be the first time something like this happened to this man. Why not just change the name?
Remember that SNL skit about "Asswipe Jones"?
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
I don't think that it's unreasonable for a company to do business in such a way that they assume that the vast majority of people's names will fit into a certain length character field.
If your name being truncated means that my bill is lower because the company doesn't have to pay for specialty printing equipment, I'm sorry but it's not worth making 20 people "feel better" about something if you have to gouge 20000 people to do so.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
People have used their names to get attention for years. Remember that gay rights activist who heckled president Clinton back in 1993 or so?
He had his name legally changed to "Luke Sissyfag". You wouldn't believe how funny it was to hear Phil Donahue have a conversation with the man "So, Luke, uh Mr. Sissyfag.....um ah, well, what do you think about this?"
If I wanted to change my name to Harry Cockenballs, I'd expect people not to like it. I'd expect it to be blocked. However it is pure idiocy when the rules of these systems are so inflexible that they can't be overridden by a supervisor.
If my name was Michael Dick, or Bruce Butt I'd be upset if I couldn't make use of it in my email address.
BTW I do know a cop named Bruce Butt.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
Is this really the best use of censorship? Assuming there is a good use of censorship, this certainly isn't it.
Let's have a contest to find out how many legitimate names would be blocked by censorware crap like this.
Here are a few entries:
I think you get the idea.
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
You obviously don't understand how computers work.
ROFL, that was a good one.
You apparently have never studied data structures. I'm going to assume that the database app is coded in C/C++. That in mind, names are likely to be stored as NULL terminated strings.
It would be easy program the system to read the bitstream for my name until it hits a stop bit.
Since we're dealing with characters and files instead of serial communications, I'd wager that they use a NULL instead of a stop bit.
To speed database access it is likely that everyone's name records (first and last) are the same size. You can jump from customer #2333412's name to customer#2334542's name by just doing pointer arithmatic. So if you're name is Dean, I'd expect the record to list your name as Dean00000000000. So that Dean, Bob, Mohammed, Newt, whatever is stored in the same space. Last names would be no different. To maximize the speed of accessing the database, it's best to keep all records to the same size. Beyond that, there must be an arbitrary limit. What's reasonable? 10, 15, 30 characters? That's not my call to make. You have to balance access speed, media costs, and memory requirements against some people being sensitive because their unusually long name gets truncated.
It's not like you can go down to office depot and pick up some extra memory for your RS6000 because you need an extra gigabyte of it to manage all of those unused zeros that you now have because you extended the length of your name data fields.
If seeing your entire name on the bill is that important to you, fine. I'll just stick to whomever gives me the best prices and service.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
Phil. K. Dick couldn't register either. Of course, no repectable author would have such an offensive name.
The article states that the woman that is banned is an attorney.
She should seriously consider filing a lawsuit.
Parties named could possibly include the site, the people at the site who refuse to override the censorware and the company producing the censorware.
Could set a very interesting precedent.
Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
A woman where I worked had the name of Ennis and first initial P. She requested her middle initial (K) be used instead, to form "kennis". :-)
I always equivocate. Well, almost always.
don, your post reminded me of a passage from an Arrested Development song:
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The reason I'm fishin' 4 a new religion
is my church makes me fall asleep.
They're praising a God that watches you weep
and doesn't want you to do a damn thing about it.
When they want change the preacher says "shout it."
Does shouting bring about change? I doubt it.
All shouting does is make. you. lose. your. voice.
Sitting in church hearing legitimate woes.
Pastor tells the lady it'll be alright; just pray so you can see the pearly gates so white.
The lady prays and prays and prays and prays and
prays and prays and prays and prays...it's everlasting;
there's nothing wrong with praying -- it's what she's asking.
She's asking the Lord to let her cope
so one day she can see the golden ropes
What you pray for God will give
to be able to cope in this world we live.
But the word "cope" and the word "change"
are directly opposite, not the same.
She should have been praying to change her woes
but pastor said "Pray to cope with those".
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all pertinent quotes and cultural references, all the time.
A buddy of mine went to high school with someone named Harold Dick. Harry Dick is obviously what they called him.
I went to high school with a girl named Anita Seaman, while I'm at it there was an Anita Johnson as well.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
I had a substitute teacher in high school named Richard Lipps.
This discussion reminds me of a scene from the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights:
Prince: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince: It's a good change. That's a good change!
Not an easy thing to do on-line
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But if you can talk them into faxing the policy and details in writing to you then do it.
I'd probably go for media fuss becouse lawsutes are painful media fuss is painless and cheap.
Plus you don't get accused of being greedy with media fuss becouse your not gona make any money off this..
and once in the media it's the "peoples" cause not yours... you walk away and live your life...
And millions of Slashdoters e-mail the site pushing for more details...
eventually they'll cave
Don't harrss or insult... just ask for details... be nice... just ask questions.. non pointed polite questions....
I don't actually exist.
Barring a person for having an "unaceptable name" is discrimination...
Sence this is pure censorship by name the website is pritty much dead in the water legally...
However I think media exposure is better... It puts the website in the darkest light.... while she gets to live her own life in peace
I don't actually exist.
I find it hilarious that this site, whose mission appears to be one of African-American empowerment, would itself discriminate. In this case, against a person with an "offensive" name. For whatever reason, it's still bigotry - right?
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I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked into me--and we both winked.
More overhead though. Where do you draw the line? Larger files? Larger access, search, and sort times result when you go with extremely long or variable length name fields. I don't know about you, but I'd rather get my bill on time and at a lower price than have some yahoo with a 30 character name be happy with the way his account statement looks.
LK
"Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
heh heh, check out today's Dilbe rt.
I probably found this thread way too late, but what about this one? Dick Butkus - Football comentator