Remember the Barbie Liberation Army that swapped talking Barbie chips with talking GI Joes then returned them to the stores? We need a more general movement for reprogramming talking toys to play with people's brains.
How about a Trek toy that says "Get a life!" (Hey Shatner, "Get a job!")
Who the hell bought that Trek chess set from the Franklin Mint? (Does anyone really fall for that $30/month.. for the next five years. [Do the sales people get a Five Year Commission?])
When I went to the map of locations I looked for the dot marked "Author's house". You'd have to be a Samurai Cat fan to understand. Or.. Let's see, good art, no maps, hurm no luck. Ah well, good down to the local shop and buy one. (Don't just flip through it to see the maps or you will be Banned For Life!)
Oh yeah, the sleep part - knew I was forgetting something.
At the end of the war Canada had the 3rd largest Navy in the world after the US and UK.
While a proud Canadian, I hate to say this, but: 3rd in a field of what? After the US, Britain, Canada.. Australia, Free-French left-overs, South American countries, Togo, what? That said, it was a very sizable navy (and expensive too). And that's not counting the merchant transports.
Since Ebert was going on about things he didn't like in the Trek universe, I thought I'd put my 2 quatloos in.
Ever seen them use a continuous beam to sweep across a group of in-coming attackers? (You wouldn't do that against the Borg, they'd get the modulation faster that way.) They use single shots and pick them off one by one, slowly. An AK-47 would be more effective. (Almost every show/movie where they have phaser-type weapons does this.)
As for the exploding panels, I figure that those are the charges for heavy-duty air-bags, but a sub-standard contractor left out the bags.
If I Was A Net Kook. Modelled after the If I Was An Evil Overlord list. I forget which net kook kept claiming he was going to invade Canada and get someone. (It's hard enough thinking these up without actually doing research:^) "I WANK" is just so right, don't you think?
My biggest quibble about the Trek universe is that no one has any grenade launchers or automatic weapons. (They use bad infantry tactics as well, but I can forgive that.)
BTW, not sure if it's sadder to know or not know the correct spelling of the Klingon word bat'tleh. I must confess, I had to hit Google myself. Not sure if that makes me less geek or more in check with reality. Most likely neither.
A probe that shakes the planet up and down to say "Hello Whales!"? I never "incinerated" that it was good. It's just that V disappeared down the bad event-horizon.
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I wonder... Do they count the SOVIET RUSSIA posts as anti-Ralsky?
Substitute the Internet for teleportation and if, instead of "Flash Crowds", he'd called them "Slash Crowds"... :^)
Oddly enough, there is another spammer known as "Bubba Catts". Google for him. (You'll find his address. :^)
NANAE URL from Hell account and pictures
I haven't tried the NANAE link. I'm already there, and something bad might happen if I meet myself.
As far as anyone can tell no one uses those lists -- except as a source of valid email addresses to add to their next "millions" CDROM.
How about a Trek toy that says "Get a life!" (Hey Shatner, "Get a job!")
He's made a few modifications to reflect the business that he runs from his house. (Hope he's got a business licence for that.) Enjoy!
Oh! That was his face?
Just because they live near a spammer? And they'll get it long after AlRal is gone. Why not just toss a brick through their window? Get a grip people!
I'm sorry, which doll was it that we were talking about here? :^P
Who the hell bought that Trek chess set from the Franklin Mint? (Does anyone really fall for that $30/month .. for the next five years. [Do the sales people get a Five Year Commission?])
Oh yeah, the sleep part - knew I was forgetting something.
Combine this with those robot butterflies. Then we can roll all our paranoid assassination devices into one package.
While a proud Canadian, I hate to say this, but: 3rd in a field of what? After the US, Britain, Canada .. Australia, Free-French left-overs, South American countries, Togo, what? That said, it was a very sizable navy (and expensive too). And that's not counting the merchant transports.
And wouldn't you know, they both turned out be Anonymous Coward. Who knew!
Ever seen them use a continuous beam to sweep across a group of in-coming attackers? (You wouldn't do that against the Borg, they'd get the modulation faster that way.) They use single shots and pick them off one by one, slowly. An AK-47 would be more effective. (Almost every show/movie where they have phaser-type weapons does this.)
As for the exploding panels, I figure that those are the charges for heavy-duty air-bags, but a sub-standard contractor left out the bags.
If I Was A Net Kook. Modelled after the If I Was An Evil Overlord list. I forget which net kook kept claiming he was going to invade Canada and get someone. (It's hard enough thinking these up without actually doing research :^) "I WANK" is just so right, don't you think?
Eh, maybe I'll watch V again someday and rejudge it. If there's nothing else on TV that night.
My biggest quibble about the Trek universe is that no one has any grenade launchers or automatic weapons. (They use bad infantry tactics as well, but I can forgive that.)
It's like Microsoft. Lore was v2.0 and Data was v3.0.
I would have said to go straight to The Klingon Language Institute before trying Google, what does that make me? :^)
The Twenty Warning Signs of Too Much Star Trek:
#14. Understanding Klingon (nuqDaq yuch Dapol)
No, The Motionless Picture happened, it's just that my memory of it zones out after the bit with the Klingons at the start.
A probe that shakes the planet up and down to say "Hello Whales!"? I never "incinerated" that it was good. It's just that V disappeared down the bad event-horizon.
The 2nd season of TNG was during a writers' strike wasn't it?
Best part of DS9 = Kligons! Lots and lots of Klingons!