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  1. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    A lie, supported by follow on statements is still a lie.

  2. House Speaker Paul Ryan, Trained Seal on Republicans Propose Bill To Impose Fines For Live-Streaming From House Floor (digitaltrends.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why should I have to listen to the barks and clapping of a trained seal put in Congress?

  3. Re:Really ? on Apple Delays App Store Security Deadline For Developers · · Score: 1

    My concern on how Apple fucks developers around is that NOW your app has to sell for 99 cents! WTF! But wait! There's More! There is some special secret way, in other words "not published" that allows one to show their app for free!. The dumb ass in charge of a simple store that offers only web apps is the wrong person to run this part of Apple.

  4. "They're not suitable for intellectual labor, even if there was demand for it,"
    Nicely buried, because lets face it. An H1B zombie is more useful? Of course Personal AI Systems, 3D Printers, and Home Robots are merging as one on the horizon. Money will be worthless then.

    What a great idea for a game and movie, given a "Alice's Restaurant" society; what are the wealthly going to do? LMAO

  5. Consider shipping "these Losers", (Trumps words not mine), back to their country of ancestral origin? LMAO

  6. My hot coffee chills when I find myself nodding to the words of Darth Vader. I wonder how much CPU power it would take to super impose Trump's head on Darth Vader and still use the same script for Rogue One? LMAO

  7. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    The man said 30 years, is that number to big you? The terms the man uses are current now, not then; that's a second lie. And the Tensor stands that all 3 time liers, are 2 time liers. You want to change your score from zero and one, to zero and two? LMAO

  8. Re:OTA programming + a la carte "premium" content on Sling TV Accidentally Reveals Its Set-Top Box For Cord Cutters (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    I find today multiple software solutions for Linux that are slowing removing the need for any kind of a cable box. So why do I need to buy a box when I can download a open source solution; without breaking stride?

  9. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    "Besides, putting libraries inline is 100% wrong, even if you host it yourself, because it makes client caching impossible."
    What would be a Client Useful Solution?

  10. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    The grinning show offs that brought us this marketing crap get paid by the ad sent. Caching is not handled in their business model.

  11. Re:Three decades? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    In 1994 Bill Gates gave a speech at a computer conference in San Francisco on the concept of a Client Server System. It would be what all take for granted as how web applications are today. I was there, my first reaction was ya, right. I'm going to give up my job coding everything to some API that another programmer got paid to do. That business model would survive another 10 years. Before I would convert over. Then it would be some obscure thing called a "Pattern" and MVC would dominate. Now it's Natural Language Processing thatis emerging; amazing. And the current problem I'm facing is not only asking the machine to answer a question, but be able to give the machine a real world problem to solve and it starts by using only the 'net; one can only imagine what step 2 is.

  12. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    " I said, quite obviously, that I've been serving pages to clients for three decades."
    In the late 1970's it was "Menu Driven." It may feel like 30 years, but "pages" wasn't an industry term in the 1980's, and up to the mid 1990's. Try "screens." The reason the mouse is faster than the keyboard is that the mouse is looked at first, the keyboard second. 1980's computers are slow enough that one could easily see it.

  13. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    I wish I could mod you up. Damn, where are my Mod Points when I need them?

  14. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    2016 - 30 = 1986. Are you listening to H1B Zombies croak? The problem is, they use Metric. LMAO

  15. Re:Why they are slow? on Slashdot Asks: Why Are Browsers So Slow? (ilyabirman.net) · · Score: 1

    3 decades? Amazing, with a 80186 or 68000, or maybe a Z8000?

  16. Can you be certain, you're not the fool?

  17. Re:Oh well... on Pregnancy Alters Woman's Brains 'For At Least Two Years' (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    It's Bacteria infected with a virus, which is the bacteria's nucleus.

  18. Re:Oh well... on Pregnancy Alters Woman's Brains 'For At Least Two Years' (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    The man's brain changes when the child becomes a teenager, and asks to leave the tree; alone. Usually this means that Dad and Mom are no longer cool.

  19. Re:Sounds like an internal mutiny on Tim Cook Assures Employees That It Is Committed To Mac and 'Great Desktops' Are Coming (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to be vocal, like their app store process sucks, and upgrading laptop components isn't; but use to be.

  20. I'd like to mod you up. It's not Troll if it happens.

  21. The trend comes from the fact that PC sales have plummeted, globally. Smart Phones, and Tablets are what the non tech buyer are favoring.

  22. Re:Long live Greed in the Welfare State. on Finland Will Give Some Unemployed Citizens a Basic Income (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    Are you comfortable that the ignorant are not laughing but agreeing with you? And do you have a plan for when these same morons come looking for you when they finally realize you've been mocking them?

  23. Re:One problem on Finland Will Give Some Unemployed Citizens a Basic Income (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    Poor A/C, there's a machine for that.

  24. What changes to existing types of 3D Printers be made to provide the required assistance that these folks need?

  25. Re:'convenient target'? LOL! on Apple Appeals EU Tax Ruling, Says It Was a 'Convenient Target' (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    "So, in the absence of any evidence"
    Then McApple has nothing to.. what could they possibly hide?