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  1. The HIDDEN message... on Where Oh Where Is The Pentium 4? · · Score: 1
    What Oh What Is The Pentium for?

    Am I right, Taco? What do I win?

  2. Re:Patent the /. Effect on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    I'm patenting the Beowulf 3 cluster and /. postings about them.

  3. My patent on Enter The 'Stupid Patent Tricks' Contest · · Score: 1

    A moderation system that, even though it isn't broken, still looks like it's not broken.

  4. Re:Easy math on Does P = NP? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for both sub-setting my original rules.

  5. Easy math on Does P = NP? · · Score: 3
    P=NP when either:

    N=1

    P=0

  6. Lawyers? on Ad Network Not Paying Up · · Score: 3
    /always/ read the fine print. Read it again. Have a lawyer read it.

    I did that. Once.

    Too bad I didn't read his fine print.

  7. Re:It says "Users love low flat rates" on Why Not To Meter Internet Access · · Score: 1
    Hey, no offence taken, Prior. I hope my reply didn't come across as agressive.

    I'm just struggling to understand how I'd been modded down to 0, Flamebait.

    I'm glad there are open minded /.ers out there to balance out the reactionary moderators I've had the misfortune to be judged by.

    I'm at home for the weekend now, where I do have to pay (yes a fairly low flat-rate, ok capped-rate, but I still have to pay call charges) so I'll be relatively quiet until Monday.

    I shudder to think what will have happened to my karma by then if the k-police are having a slow weekend.

  8. Re:It says "Users love low flat rates" on Why Not To Meter Internet Access · · Score: 1
    Thanks for agreeing with me that users would love "low flat rates" if the rate was in fact zero.

    Who in an ideal world would choose to pay instead of having free access?

    Of course, paying a flate rate to get premium access to fast, high-bandwidth connections is fine, again, preferably at a low rate.

    Obviously the key here is choice.

    Something which not everyone in the world has the luxury of.

  9. Re:Stamps on Why Not To Meter Internet Access · · Score: 1
    So why can't I send a package (say around 50-100 pounds in weight) using a letter flat-rate stamp?

    You mean there's a cut-off in a kind of band-width-analogy-type-of-way?

  10. Re:The real reason they stole it.... on Stolen Enigma Machine Held For Ransom · · Score: 1
    No, just that it re-wrote history, to show the Americans doing what was really done by the British and Polish.

    If you can't do it in real life, do it in Hollywood.

  11. Re:give it or else (Tony?) on Stolen Enigma Machine Held For Ransom · · Score: 1

    Didn't Tony Blair say more or less the same thing about the NHS, when he was justifying fuel duties/taxes?

  12. Re:How could they not know it was stolen? on Stolen Enigma Machine Held For Ransom · · Score: 1
    On the illegality bit, they've said they won't prosecute the guy. See here - follow the "message to new owner..." link.

    My guess is they'll prosecute for extortion once they've got the machine back.

  13. I'll sell them some stuff on Stolen Enigma Machine Held For Ransom · · Score: 1
    The people holding the machine say they bought it unknowingly

    Oh, you mean they didn't know it was stolen, not that they didn't know they'd handed over some cash.

    There goes my get-rich-quick scheme for today.

    On the other hand I do have a warehouse full of these but they are self-assembly.

    Who'll give me $99?

  14. Re:And while we're at it... on Judge Thinks Delete Should Mean Delete · · Score: 3
    Where can I get an automatic keyboard? Mine has 2 shifts!

    Several times a day I lose ctrl, need to pause or even have a proper break, and at the end of the day, I go home.

  15. Re:Lawyers and skilled computer geeks? on Judge Thinks Delete Should Mean Delete · · Score: 1
    You think that deletes the files?

    Well if "email to Bill Gates"="delete" in your book...

  16. Re:Complete your collection! on Timex Sinclair ZX81 Back On the Market · · Score: 1
    I've got a couple of Betamax VCRs and a video-disc player if you're prepared to pay 3k for the lot.

    I'll even throw in an LED digital watch and calculator - plus a couple of hundred batteries to get you through the first week.

  17. Hang on... on SlashNET IRC Chat Tonight w/ CmdrTaco & Hemos · · Score: 1

    This might be Nohican and {}, ready to collect our sacred MAC addresses to keep our passwords company over in the Netherlands (That's where Dutch people live)

  18. 3D web on A New Chance For 3D On The Web? · · Score: 3
    Just what we need.

    Another dimension devoid of useful content.

    And we'll get advertising coming at us from all angles.

    But of course it will also affect pr0n!

  19. Re:smaller than a 50 cent piece! For older Brits: on Nanosatellite Satellite Inspection · · Score: 1
    So much fuss about such a far-thing.

    Ok, a farthing was a quarter of a penny before British decimalisation.

  20. Re:From other sources... on Embryo Chosen For Its Tissue Type · · Score: 1
  21. Remote devices on The Vanishing Desktop · · Score: 3

    Please (for Windows users) provide a remote reset button.

  22. Re:From other sources... on Embryo Chosen For Its Tissue Type · · Score: 1
    Apparently, the embryo was chosen as having the best chance, not no chance of developing the disease.

    Anyway, there were 14 other embryos passed over, so ethically, they would always be available in the future.

    Surely they would not have been simply discarded in a civilized society.

  23. Affordable storage on Affordable Backup Hardware for Today's Systems? · · Score: 4

    Send it all into space (I don't know, maybe use satellite dishes or something) and then download it from the SETI site when you want it back again.

  24. Who needs a detector? on Let Your Computer Watch For Auroras! · · Score: 2

    We already know it's in Illinois.

  25. What's the part of "news" that is actually "new"? on Online 'Sand Mouse' Tests Neurobiologists · · Score: 1
    I saw this mouse ages ago.

    It had a human ear grafted onto its back.

    So what's the news? It was an Iranian ear, but the mouse understands English?